2:22:08 The Rocky Mountain House, one, two, three, four, five. A note I will read. Happy birthday to my smoking hot wife Dame Andrea Garnier, is it Garnier or Garnier? Garnier, Garnier. Garnier? Garnier. She is indispensable in keeping our store open during the zombie apocalypse and keeping me sane. She is instrumental in getting our FedEx and Canpar Courier Depot agreements. This made us an essential business according to the Alberta government rules. It's like she's from the future, Black Knights or Kelly. Good, Rocky Mountain House. Mr. Cheapsnake's on the list in Phoenixville, one, two, three, four, five, which is the same as Kelly, Phoenixville, Pennsylvania.
2:22:56 Keep me anonymous, he was Mr. Cheap. Herb Lamb, Viscount of Georgia, Baron of Boofer Dam in Sugar Hill, Georgia. Boob. 8008, Sugar Hill, Sean Brown in Ruskin, Florida, 6969, Sir Grebulon, ah, Grebulon's back, 6969. Peter Chong comes in with 6868 and says, happy birthday, John. You're welcome. Gary Blatt, Wayne, Pennsylvania, 6660, Jeff Holland in Winter Springs, Florida, 6633.
2:23:32 Paul Schmider in Slacks Creek, Queensland, 65. Joshua Schmidt in Norwood, Young America, Minnesota. Oh, by the way, Paul Schmidt, Schmider. Schmider. Schmider. I think he wants a de-douching. Yeah, no problem. You've been de-douched. I'm noticing back here, you're not looking at the notes. I'm looking back here, Jeff Holland in Winter Springs, Florida needed a de-douching. He's got... You've been de-douched.
2:24:11 Sorry, I was prepping for the after the say, you know, I'm doing 20 things at once I'm sorry, I know but you always tell me you're reading these notes. I know Sean Brown and Ruskin Florida needs a de-douching You've been de-douchings Yeah, they're all over the place. I'm looking back for scissors anymore back there. Okay? Okay, Joshua Schmidt, David Wilhelm in Prunedale, California, 5555, Robert Bruckner, Gilbert, Arizona, Aaron Panko in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Let's see what he says. He wants a proper de-douching. Gotta de-douche. You've been de-douched. Now I'm paying attention. DC Campbell in Boise, Idaho, 5510 needs a de-douching.
2:25:02 Yes, indeed. And she's donating. Sweet. She didn't call you a douchebag. No, of course not. Scott of the tall corn, uh, Davenport, Iowa, 5433 Greg Newso in Warrenville, Illinois. Got a happy birthday coming up for his brother. Sir. Don Baron of New Hampshire in the Merrimack Valley in Windham, New Hampshire. Back to back donations at Windham. Yeah. 55, 51, 11 anonymous $51, uh, with a birthday call out, sir. Scott,
2:25:58 Nelson of melbourne florida fifty one the following people are fifty dollars donors name and location jeffrey zelen in oakland michigan christopher kessler in marshfield wisconsin joanne brady in phoenix arizona. Juggler Ted, he wrote a long note and he wrote an extremely long note, which we're not going to read, but because there's a lot of it's about testing and some other things. But he doesn't make this. I want to report of it. I've been a douchebag most of the time because he's been at like a thousand shows.
2:26:35 And for what it's worth, I'm a douchebag, but no agenda is very important to me. But most of the time I've been listening, I have been unemployed or minimally employed, or like the last few years, barely self-employed, juggling and entertaining occasionally. The $50 I am paying you now comes from the government stimulus of the 1200 bucks. Hold on a second, back up. Juggling and entertaining occasionally. That sounds cool. That's an interesting vocation. He would put it as he's juggling and I'm juggling and now be entertaining doing something else. As if the juggling is not entertaining, which a lot of people believe is true by the way. I think juggling is highly entertaining. I love juggling. Thank you very much for your support juggler Ted and we're gonna give you a de-douching and I'm gonna hit him up with a karma. You've been de-douched.
2:27:26 Why not? You've got karma. We're crazy today. Holly Taylor in Scottsdale, Arizona. $50. And she says we're the biggest source of hope and laughter in these dark times. Good. That's pathetic, isn't it, Holly? It is kind of sad. Richard Gardner, Sir Richard Gardner, $50. David in West Lafayette, Indiana. He's one of the biggest D-bags, he says. I'd like to read this. John and Adam, I'm one of the biggest D-bags in the history of the show and have empirical data to prove it. Thank you all for the wonderful content I've enjoyed over the years, especially during this first ever quarantine of healthy persons. By the way, I recently followed Adam's advice of telling my wife, hey, nice and easy, just relax.
2:28:20 I'll add Donald Trump to the CBS reporter when she was yelling at me. Despite the clear directive, I can report that using this phrase had the exact opposite effect on my wife. I highly recommend that no agenda listeners not use this phrase when arguing with their significant others. Yeah, I believe this to be an absolute fact. The proper phrase is yes, dear. I'm sorry. Exactly. We all know how it's supposed to go. Try that one. I always try, um, oh, I was wrong. I was wrong. You, you, yeah, I was wrong. If I was wrong, I'll say I was wrong. I was wrong already. I don't get to say it very often. Okay.