Topic: Beans

23 chapters across the catalog

Yippy
Episode 1754 4:00 - 5:30

1754: Yippy

Chicory in Coffee and Media Color Commentary

A discussion regarding the use of chicory in coffee clarifies that it is traditionally used to make low-quality robusto beans more palatable rather than for medicinal purposes like reducing stomach acid. The commentary critiques a news report featuring a woman stocking up on chicory coffee during tariff-related panic buying.

The Fog
Episode 1726 7:39 - 9:22

1726: The Fog

Black-Eyed Peas, Southern Superstitions, Texas Football

Southern New Year's traditions involve eating black-eyed peas for luck, a superstition dating back to the American Civil War when the beans were vital sustenance. Discussion shifts to the merits of heirloom beans and pinto beans versus pineapple pizza. Additionally, the University of Texas football team secured an overtime victory against Arizona State.

Seat Warmer
Episode 1427 2:51:26 - 2:53:51

1427: Seat Warmer

Austin Police Indictments and Defunding Consequences

Nineteen Austin police officers were indicted for their actions during 2020 protests, the highest number in any U.S. city. The city faces a severe shortage of officers and a struggling 911 system following a $100 million budget cut. The Austin City Council also approved a $10 million settlement for protesters injured by bean bag rounds.

McClintock Effect
Episode 1343 2:28:08 - 2:30:49

1343: McClintock Effect

Communist Marches, Alan Bean Milestone

Small May Day marches featuring communist flags were reported in Austin, Texas, reflecting a perceived rise in radical political activity. On a more positive note, long-time producer Sir Alan Bean was recognized for over a decade of consistent monthly support. The hosts reiterated that the show has "zero listeners" but thousands of "producers" who contribute time, talent, and treasure.

Boba Liberals
Episode 1329 2:43:42 - 2:49:40

1329: Boba Liberals

No Agenda Meetups, Banana Wine, and Chili Debates

Audio clips from various No Agenda meetups in Castroville, San Diego, and Memphis are played. A report from a Texas meetup mentions a "banana wine" with a serious flaw, and a Denver producer sparks a debate by mentioning he puts beans in his chili, a practice forbidden by Texas tradition.

GuangoCast
Episode 1232 2:49:30 - 2:55:33

1232: GuangoCast

Mayor Lori Lightfoot, Racial Disparities in COVID-19 Deaths

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot reports that 72% of the city's COVID-19 deaths are among Black residents, despite them making up only 30% of the population. An MSNBC guest attributes this to "structural racism" and chronic disinvestment. The hosts question this narrative, suggesting that lifestyle factors and a lack of mask-wearing in certain communities might play a role.

Right Puberty
Episode 1093 2:15:23 - 2:19:31

1093: Right Puberty

Air Force Pilot Training, Viscount Alan Bean, Donor Roll

Kimberly Davis, a pilot in training for the US Air Force, is recognized for her donation. Alan Bean is promoted to the rank of Viscount within the show's peerage system. A long list of $50 donors from across the United States is read, with many requesting "jobs karma" via Nancy Pelosi audio clips.

Service Burro
Episode 998 1:56:08 - 2:00:49

998: Service Burro

Warren Buffett, Cryptocurrency and Cocoa Beans

Warren Buffett predicted a "bad ending" for cryptocurrencies, stating he would never take a position in them because he doesn't understand them. During the interview, Buffett appeared to conflate cryptocurrency with cocoa beans, leading to speculation about his interest in the commodities futures market.

Pop-Up Terrorism
Episode 777 1:57:46 - 2:11:38

777: Pop-Up Terrorism

No Agenda Knighting Ceremony and Donor Credits

The formal knighting ceremony and donor credit sequence for episode 777 is conducted. Numerous producers are recognized for their "Value for Value" contributions, including those reaching the "Mile High Club" ($5,280) and those donating $77.77 or $77.70 in honor of the episode number.

Plague Grenade
Episode 651 2:21:59 - 2:25:55

651: Plague Grenade

Texas Meetups, Birthday Lists and Alan Bean

Adam Curry and John Dvorak thank more donors from Illinois, Nevada, and Texas. They discuss potential meetups in Texas and acknowledge Sir Alan Bean in Oakland, who sends a hand-written check every month.

Scam Celebrities
Episode 627 2:17:32 - 2:21:42

627: Scam Celebrities

Dr. Oz Senate Testimony, Green Coffee Bean Scam

Dr. Mehmet Oz testified before a Senate committee regarding his promotion of "miracle" weight loss supplements like green coffee bean extract. Senator Claire McCaskill reamed Dr. Oz for using his "megaphone" to promote products with little to no scientific backing. Dr. Oz defended his statements, though he admitted the products would not pass FDA muster as pharmaceutical drugs.

Hate-Spewing Hashtags
Episode 553 1:46:01 - 1:50:22

553: Hate-Spewing Hashtags

Political Payback, Obama-Boehner Debt Deal and Alan Bean Baronetcy

A Frontline documentary is cited to explain the personal animosity between Speaker John Boehner and President Obama following a failed debt ceiling deal. The hosts suggest the current shutdown is "payback" for Obama reneging on a previous handshake agreement. Meanwhile, listener Alan Bean is awarded a baronetcy for his consistent monthly contributions to the No Agenda program.

Episode 493 48:11 - 50:54

493: Snowquestration

Historical Context of Digital Currencies Flooz and Beans

The current Bitcoin trend is compared to failed late-90s digital currencies like Flooz and Beans.com, which were backed by celebrities and venture capitalists but ultimately collapsed. Flooz was notably used by a Russian crime syndicate for money laundering before its demise in 2001. A prediction is made that Bitcoin will eventually become a worthless collectible item valued at less than ten dollars.

Episode 407 33:43 - 35:11

407: Exploding Dog

Dvorak Chili Recipe, Recipes Website Launch

A new "four-bean bogative chili" recipe is released to the mailing list and added to the show's recipe archive. The inclusion of beans is noted as a disqualifier for traditional chili competitions, which typically mandate meat-only entries.

Episode 398 1:48:16 - 1:51:49

398: Zombie Gun

Zeeland Flooding Concerns and Knighthood Ceremony

A listener from Zeeland, Netherlands, requests "dry feet karma" as the region faces rising sea levels and dyke concerns. The hosts then perform a formal knighthood ceremony for Alan Bean and Chad Biederman, inducting them into the "Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable" for their significant financial contributions.

Bear Bile
Episode 387 1:53 - 7:14

387: Bear Bile

Blogger Labeling, Media Narrative, Orson Bean Connection

Mainstream media outlets are labeling Andrew Breitbart as a "conservative blogger" to diminish his influence as a pundit and researcher. Breitbart was the son-in-law of comic Orson Bean, who outlived his grandson. The narrative surrounding his death is viewed as a warning to other bloggers and independent media creators to remain silent on sensitive political topics.

Internet in a Suitcase
Episode 321 1:34:18 - 1:37:24

321: Internet in a Suitcase

No Agenda Knighthood Ceremony and ITM Rings

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a knighthood ceremony for four listeners who donated $1,000 or more: AJ Reistad, Daniel Melanson, Don Bean, and Cecil Norris. The new knights are granted the title "Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable" and are eligible to receive white gold "In The Morning" (ITM) rings. The hosts emphasize the importance of listener support to avoid returning to corporate media jobs.

Agenda 21
Episode 315 2:25 - 4:41

315: Agenda 21

E. Coli Outbreak Linked to Bean Sprouts

Researchers trace a recent E. coli outbreak to bean sprouts, noting a higher infection rate among women who consume raw sprouts in sandwiches. The discussion explores the possibility of the strain being a biological weapon and reminisces about the rise of health food trends like wheatgrass in Berkeley during the mid-1990s.