McClintock Effect

00:00 You're like a spandex granny. Stomping the buzz and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas. Capital of the drone star state. In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern California where our horse did not win place or show...I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill! IN THE MORNING! You mean known agenda?

00:37 What I thought it was no agenda they kept saying no agenda. I know it sounded like it That was like that was the number two thing tweeted to me this weekend Oh, man your horse No not really so the horse didn't even run They ran, yeah. He came in seventh or eighth. Oh okay so that's a didn't show just no prizes? No... Didn't win places to show. Yeah nothing In fact the favorite horse which was run owned by that horrible guy that runs Dubai who kidnapped his daughter it's a terrible story shouldn't have been in the race he came in fourth Wait a minute which guy is this I forget Was it the prince of Dubai check him out take just look at him and oh I remember this story about

01:24 His daughter was... she locked up in a house? She's tried to escape the country two or three times. Yes, I do remember that! He sends a bunch of spooks out to go grab her and now from all reports she is a prisoner in the palace but not dead Right, right. Human rights groups have tried to get her you know check find us just say hello or anything And it can't be done meanwhile this guy gets to run a horse in the Kentucky Derby and there's no consequences whatsoever Good work people are there in Kentucky? Of course not! It's the red state They love death and destruction they don't care You know what the number one most tweeted and emailed comment was to me? The horse lost No

02:10 Your sound is all wrong! Your microphone sounds horrible, oh my god it sounds like you're talking through a metal little straw out of your anus. Yeah that was disastrous it was disastrous It wasn't that bad? It was...it was and you know it-it was worse because After it so what happened was I've had these microphone problems big problems of replaced microphones There's some buzz that just occurred once when I hit it And then another one just just it just occurred again. I think I'm under attack from direct directed energy weapons Which is on vogue as you know well, they just blow up the house? I don't get whether fooling around your mic go on well

02:53 So I had a very bad night Thursday night because people were saying, oh my son and of course I had recompressed by accident. So that made me well that's what that's what made it happen yes like John sounds good clip sound good What's wrong too much treble? That's my favorite You got too much trouble anyway It's much appreciated because everyone knows how much you care about it and they care So Thursday night as I was ready to rip everything apart and I said no, I'm gonna sleep on this when I wake up. I got up at like 5 in the morning straight upstairs and I start to reconfigure the replacement microphone, the Procaster. And then... Is that what you're on now? No! No, I'm not. Check it out. So then I'm just walking around it's dark, I'm drinking coffee and saying wait a minute

03:47 And because you know we're looking to sell our house and to move a little bit further out of Austin. So I'm thinking more about floor plans, I say this studio is above the kitchen So I thought, you know could it maybe it's some lights. It's possible so Tina turns on... I'm yelling down to his okay. She's thinking Tina is down there or the show started and I'm gonna turn on the blender. Well that'll fix him! Bastard! After some sleuthing it turns out there was one light switch if you put the dimmer in just a very specific spot Oh dimmers are noisy And its downstairs

04:25 It's downstairs and so, you know she turns the light on said nothing. So I moved the dimmer and then all of a sudden it flies past it And so now there's this one spot. So what happened was because I usually tune the dimmer put it in some specific spot or maybe that's the spot where I was put in now, you know somethings a little dirty. In that spot on the dimmer slider and that was the whole problem so now I have two beautiful electro voice mics working perfectly! What about the third one? The original Now that one I just threw out I thought that was really... You threw it out?! I don't know where is it I have no idea where that went Wow But that..I think that was a different issue

05:09 I think it was different. Anyway, i'm very happy to be back in full force It makes me a happy man and I apologize for all the horrible sounds everybody had to listen to And to make it up uh, I think we should start off today with the latest Pfizer marketing for the vaccine It's just-it's too good. It's too much fun. It brings a smile to everybody's face What do you think? I love marketing. Okay, so the great reset, the great marketing reset Pfizer has pretty much gotten rid of every single one of its competitors it is taking over globally it is running large countries by telling them that they need to give them their military bases as

05:59 Some kind of collateral for the soon be its own country. Yes, if it isn't already and We know that they are paid that they have been paying influencers on Instagram tik-tok is really the place where most of it happens though Up to a couple thousand dollars If you actually show them the poke The jab sinking into your arm that can be extra and from time to time one of them just goes so super viral It's beautiful Oh, I think she should get a little bonus

06:47 Very good pop up our search when you need it I'm hopped up on Pfizer and then this one was a little longer with the whole dance routine. This is Missy shot Vax and She has a whole whole thing with with her influencer cash It's a little over modulated, but that's how it ended up on the tick this is so good

07:42 These guys are genius and they really don't even know how smart they are by doing this. And it's always interesting that it is not disclosed as per FTC rules They're pouring this by the way, this is very getting galling every show we do. We keep bringing this up and we and the FTC does nothing know why would they? Made the rules I mean if you want to just say there's no rule do whatever you want go play what you want take The money and run that would be fine but that's not what they said People have been busted for plugging stuff and now this goes on? Just like the scientists felt that we didn't need a control group and we should vaccinate the people who receive the placebo, these circumstances are little different John. Sorry you don't see it that way

08:30 But they're making big, big mistakes I think. They still believe even though all the award shows have proven true that celebrities the traditional mainstream Hollywood celebrities have no more influence they are not the influencers they are not the ones who were influencing people to do things they could not do it during the lockdowns they were not taken seriously No one wanted to see them in their million-dollar mansions telling him to stay home And we forgot that episode. Yeah, and just look at the award shows no one cares there's no more industry around it who do we care about? We care about the fitness models on TikTok or on Instagram. We care about the singing Pfizer girls on Tik this is what entertainment is you've lost it Hollywood has lost it and still still the traditional marketing

09:25 Over there at Pfizer they have, oh well let's bring listen people we need some black people vaccinated. Bring in Latifa where is the... For too long Black community health concerns have been ignored under-resourced under appreciated undervalued COVID 19 has highlighted deep racial and ethnic disparities across the United States but now you can have a voice of what happened next People from all backgrounds are needed in clinical research especially our communities. Be represented! Go to Pfizer dot com slash clinical trials to learn more about our commitment to ensuring all communities are represented. Yeah, so you got the queen? It's like night and day comparing the two methodologies And I think this is weak You hear the TikTok girls they're

10:16 Up-to-date yeah, it's happening sounds spontaneous hardly But it sounds as current is Modern. It's now its today sound it's today sound and you get this other thing It gets worse! Now if you could think of the perfect black pitchman according to Hollywood mainstream, who's the guy who can really tug the heartstrings? Who is the man that can get Black America to take this shot and have them poke in their arm? Bill Cosby? Close.

10:56 Oh man, John Legend of course. The COVID-19 vaccines are ready. And so is Walgreens, with pharmacists you know who know you. So when you're ready they'll be ready to give it to you safely for free This is our shot at bringing our communities back together. Providing healing, not just for some but for all. This is our shot and reconnecting with the ones we love with the world's we've lost this is our shot

11:54 That's very cute, the R-Shot game. Yeah! But they're blowing it... But this idea that you go to the pharmacy even though people do it uh..to get a shot I just keep thinking of that guy's grandma who went and the shot went into her bone Well, by now about half of all eligible Americans have gotten the shot. So we finally know at least half of all Americans aren't stupid! We just don't know which half yet... We'll know in a couple years probably

12:30 But this is another failed marketing exercise. We had all these piano voiceover, together we can do it, our shot... This was being thrown in our face incessantly during the lockdown and all these corporations now Walgreens has to go and get John Legend? Please! Please. No, I think Detroit they've got a you know kind of more pragmatic idea about it About 2 million Americans are now getting vaccinated every day But that's down from a high of 4 million per day many cities are offering incentives destroyed is paying drivers $50 for each person That's how you do it

13:14 Come on, Detroit. I'm thinking if anybody's got it unless they're idiots you just wait wait it out and take a hundred bucks and get the shot If you really want to get the shot You got a question though How important is this shot really that they're paying you to take it now one three is one thing but their pain you to take It okay. Well, if you're gonna take it you must have paid but we still have dr Demur Osterholm the liar the liar of the of the county Out there telling us what we need to do. They just keep bringing them back, it doesn't matter how many times he overstates something happening 2 and a half million dead We're in the mouth of the monster The hurricane is upon us We're sort about at vaccine clip where supply is outweighing demand

13:56 What's happening? You know, we knew that this would happen eventually when the vaccine first rolled out. One was the last mile getting the vaccine to locations it needed to be so that it could be given to people and during that period We had many more arms at wanted vaccine then vaccine was available now It's no longer the last mile. It is solely down to the last inch getting the needles in peoples arms. It's the last inch Incredible So we talked a lot on the last episode about women and their menstrual cycles reigniting, being heavy severe clumping all kinds of stuff. I am always surprised or maybe it's been in the past year how many women and girls listen to this podcast? I don't think it was like that in the past. Yeah we always had a... It wasn't like it is now but we always had a high audience

14:59 And women would listen too. Yeah, but it's just all of a sudden they're coming out of the woodworks Lots of reporting, all similar. Here just to follow up on your reporting about the weird period bleeding associated with the vaccinations I'm a labor and delivery postpartum nurse In the past two months have taken care several women who casually mentioned they were recently vaccinated and were admitted for preterm labor slash early ruptured membranes This includes one woman who had a fever And broke her water within 24 hours of getting her second shot She went on to deliver a 35 week infant which is... it's early And they can have issues this week. This event could not be a coincidence and the doctor even noted it on her H&P Good for him, what's an H&P? Is that like a four-age? It's a thing you write on One of those you mean like a tablet okay now I don't know why our pregnant woman would get his shot in the first place it just seems like because Because there's medical community told them that it was safe

16:03 That's why most pregnant women when I've known women who are pregnant they're very cautious about just about anything Yes, well. I don't think I can eat that sauerkraut. Oh no yeah But that's different this time around the you know if they're being told you really need it to keep your child safe I mean This is fun. Just came out of Fowchee. Oh, man. Well. That's not a joke so here's the here's something as low I want to do a little counter programming here All out of the blue, Amy Goodman comes up with this story about all these menstruation problems that are growing. It might just be caused by tear gas! Do you have a clip of this? I do and I want you to listen carefully because there's a funny line in here...

16:48 You got a lot of clips here. Okay, too many medical researchers have found a link between police tear gas and abnormal menstrual cycles some 900 people exposed to tear gas during protests last year in Portland Oregon reported being affected with symptoms including increased cramping unusual spotting or increased bleeding And this is all of a sudden out of the blue Yeah. Mm-hmm, okay well... And by the way did you listen to it carefully? No What kind of a coverage is increased crapping I was gonna make the joke but i knew what she said and i refrained and still you took at home John I'm proud of you! I was not going to be that juvenile 17 minutes in That's what she says She said cramping crap

17:40 I did do a little bit of research and people have been sending me stuff, and even the menstrual synchrony as it's known is not proven by any science. So the idea that women... No! It's just 1,000 years of experience that every woman will tell you this. I know but if you look for any articles You know, it's like well... so the McClintock effect. McClintock did a famous paper and she is the one that said hey it looks like women are synchronizing could be the pheromones they exude through their armpits or their pubic hair I think specifically and thats just always kind of been pushed off as well maybe. So I couldn't find any proof for it but somehow it plays into

18:28 The now debunking, it's down to terms that we don't know and this is... We need some real experts on this. We have the Wikipedia Yeah sure So the debunking of what is happening with women goes like this That's anti-vaxxer propaganda! You can't shed a vaccine And you know there's some people say it's prions, there are all these different things. It just not enough... Yeah the prion one is the one that is farthest out I don't where did that come from? I don't know but its all over now at same time Pfizer in their clinical trials made very specific mention of women

19:12 and adverse side effects they would have coming into contact with women who had been vaccinated, and either through inhalation or skin contact. So does that mean that you're getting it through their skin? Or is on your skin and you rub your nose?" It doesn't say that in the actual paper So, it's hard to say other than anecdotally a lot of people I know have witnessed this or know someone very close who has had the same thing. And we and i think we both liked what's her name Christine... What was her last name? Northrup. Now... Christiana

19:55 Is it Christiana? Okay, Christiana. I think so, I think it's Christiana So the Clip Custodian came across an earlier clip of hers and when you... And so just take into account we have to play this because you can't say oh I just played the stuff that I agree with Here is what she was talking about I think in December of 2020, this was a webcam chat she was on. But i really want to get across to everybody and you described this so well but i'm sorry to make it one more time This COVID vaccine is like nothing we've seen before am i correct in that? That is correct nothing... We have no experience with this at all A nanoparticle Is a tiny tiny tiny robot

20:45 that collects your biometric data, your heart rate, your breathing, your relationships, what drugs you're on. Where are you going? Who are you going with and sends that data up to the cloud and then they want to use that data At the very best, you know sell you stuff. By the way I thought that's That is such a good answer It's like why do they want to do this? Usually the answer is to track you and control you And she just says nah now it's probably just to sell your stuff so that part I appreciate Yes You got the right reason the right rationale but come on... It gets better

21:24 at the very best, you know sell you stuff like know your every move so that they can send you emails to get whatever product. But it's a very worse this one about connecting you to cryptocurrency So that we have a cashless society facial recognition the ability to control a whole population and And there are aspects of this that are very nefarious, which is that with 5G then rolled out, which is being rolled out in some places. That's 60 gigahertz and that vibration, that radiation

22:03 can literally adversely affect the hemoglobin in our bodies, making it very hard to be oxygenated. And that looked like what was happening by the way in China at the beginning and also New York City where people would come in blue unable to get enough oxygen and then they were put on respirators and killed that way because that wasn't necessary So individually all of these pieces are interesting to look at when you string it all together like that. That's taking his nuts I don't want to say she's not I will come on so I Don't know nothing if there by the way, let's go over the 5g the 60 gigahertz. That's right It's totally wrong once it can't we can barely penetrate your skin the

22:49 The problem that you have with it in terms of its danger to human health is that it possibly causes cataracts or other corneal issues because it's right on the surface and can heat your skin up. Yeah, well doesn't go into your body and can get in there And it's not gonna do anything to the hemoglobin just technologically Well, the only thing I'm a thing to say The only thing I would say is that the other side of 5G is what you have in your pocket Not so sure right next to your balls. Yeah, I'm not so sure I'm really good thing real happy about that I think that that's probably a bigger problem is what the 5g handset is doing And what I have in my pockets a couple of nickels at Mike's phone is in the drawer downstairs Now but let's just let's just stay with some of this We have to look it we still need to look at this thing as a bioweapon and a lot of people

23:42 sent me two different pieces of information reminding me about things that we've discussed. One is that you'll recall the Dutch Embassy sent out a note that said, okay if you have had the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines – I think any Western vaccine – and are not allowed to go into China So that was sent back to me as, hey you know maybe they know what's going on with this vaccine and so that's why people who had been vaccinated by these whatever they are mRNA We're not allowed back in. That order has actually since been rescinded, so I have links in the show notes showing that you are allowed to enter China even if you've had Western vaccines including Pfizer and Moderna, so that's not it. There was a slew of articles around August 2020 where scientists were working on self-transmitting vaccines

24:43 And I guess it couldn't really come up with a... It was big magazines like Science and Nature. Someone must have sent out a press release at the time saying, oh you know we can have these vaccines they'll vaccinate people on site! Maybe that's in there? I don't know. Possible. And then there is The Obvious which is Bill Gates' involved somehow One of our producers said, hey Bill was talking about this at the Munich Security Conference back in 2017 and I went and pulled the clip. And the Munich Security Conference is where all douchebags of the world in a military industrial complex get together to do hookers-and-blow and sign some orders like yeah we'll buy some of those from you! And Dr. Bill for some reason he was there

25:42 You can't think it's just a coincidence. We also face a new threat that the next epidemic has good chance of originating on a computer screen of a terrorist intent on using genetic engineering to create a synthetic version of the smallpox virus or a contagious and highly deadly strain of flu So, the point is that we ignore the strong link between health security and international security at our peril Whether it occurs by the quirk of nature or at the hand of a terrorist, epidemiologists show through their models that any respiratory spread pathogen would kill more than 30 million people in less than a year. And there is a reasonable probability of that taking place in years ahead." Just kind of coincidental eh? Could be!

26:37 What do you mean? Coincidence, no. Bill doesn't show up somewhere by coincidence. In the 1980s they were writing novels about this. Right but this is Bill Gates at the security conference in 2017 Yeah but it's not as though it was not in the air or in the wind that this thought was floating around and Gates came up with I think he's late to the party to be honest about it what do you mean late to the party Like I said, there are books written about it. Papers people talked about this since in the 80s right but he's the one making money on it Oh, he's And he's not making money on anything. The guy makes money, that's what he does! Yeah but I'm just saying 2017 isn't all that long ago to be saying it could be a deadly version of the flu. I-I'm just thinking its coincidence Oh wow oh you should join the Surgeon General listen This new concern reaching those who haven't yet received a shot This is an all hands on deck effort where we've got to chip in We've gotta chip in? So... I thought he said we all get a chicken I said we all gotta chip in man

27:40 Chip in. Chip in? Yeah, chip in yeah instead of three dollars chip in now you got to chip and get the jab chip in By the way if you want to go into conspiracy things so since we're still doing the poppy thing I mean it's bugged me and you know I've been bitching about this since this all began a year ago the constant showing of people getting shots. And you said it was to desensitize people, are they... is desensitizing them to shooting heroin? I think that's exactly what we discussed! Of course! The pharmaceutical industry is around us in everything Everything, everything that they touch is death and destruction George Floyd opioids It's all destruction and it comes from the pharmaceutical companies

28:34 The opioids, it just kind of went by all of that during the Rona lockdown. No one really talked about it but there were big lawsuits, big convictions no one goes to jail, big fines paid...no one talks about it because these same people buy off the media! This is the never-ending story of NO Agenda and many people who probably weren't listening at the time but we brought back twice the 1979 60 Minutes documentary. One time you did it and then I brought it back thinking it was new, but we actually had played this about five years ago maybe even during swine flu or SARS one of the two

29:16 It's a classic. It keeps coming you have it ready to play well I have a clip that we typically don't play from it which someone sent to me And I appreciate it that oh, you got to play this here's all the clips well again We've kind of played that a million times but call back to celebrities and promoting the jab, well that's not all that new. As part of informing Americans about the swine flu threat Dr. Sensors CDC also helped create the advertising to get the public to take the shot Let me read you from one your own agency memos planning a campaign to urge Americans to take the shot

29:56 The swine flu vaccine has been taken by many important persons, he wrote. Example? President Ford Henry Kissinger Elton John Muhammad Ali Mary Tyler Moore Rudolph Nureyev Walter Cronkite Ralph Nader Edward Kennedy Etc etc True. I'm not familiar with that particular piece of paper, but i do know that at least of that group President Ford did take the vaccination Did you talk to these people beforehand to find out if they planned to take this? I did not know. Did anybody? I do not know. Did you get permission to use their names in your campaign? I do not know Mary did you take a swine flu shot? No, I did not. Did you give them permission to use your name saying that you had or were going to absolutely not never did Did you ask your own doctor about taking the swine flu shot yes and at the time he thought it might be a good idea But I resisted it because I was leery of having the symptoms that sometimes go with that kind of inoculation So you didn't know I didn't have you spoken to your doctor said yes And he's delighted but I didn't take that shot

31:01 I never heard that part with the celebrities. I didn't either! That's Mary Tyler Moore, and she was like no they just used my name? Just said it? That's pretty outrageous they were already powerful then and notice that she didn't say i sued them over that or i objected there was... Well this is in the 70s I think 76. 76 is when yeah yeah And uh which is the first swine flu trial balloon And for people who didn't hear this original big clip, it turned out that the whole thing was a giant scam. Yes and these shots were... It was a trial run I think they did it and they tried to... The swine flu again during our era of the No Agenda show, the no agenda era Yeah! And you know they keep working on their bits and they've got it down now On there bits

31:55 Pfizer showed the way. Well, there was some counter-programming and it was from a local Nashville news program And here is the story. Brandi Parker McFadden is confined to her hospital bed at Vanderbilt Can you walk right now? No, I can't walk Less than 24 hours after receiving her second Pfizer COVID shot she explains she lost her ability to move from her shoulders down. I thought maybe if anything I'd probably get like flu-like symptoms because I had already had COVID but never in a million years thought that would never be able to get up and go to the bathroom or get up and walk to the other side of the room.

32:39 stand up and hug my kids. The usually active mother of three is speaking out, not with the intent of causing fear. I'm not saying don't get your vaccine. I'm just saying that COVID is really real and still really knew she continues including the vaccine which is why she feels any possible adverse side effect should be investigated even if it is extremely rare there's been. I don't know how many people have been vaccinated and then fine right? But we have to tell everything. Otherwise we will get nowhere in this thing of COVID." Uh, sorry wow I can't believe that they're doing that and they did reach out to Pfizer for comment? In the meantime Brandi is focused on the positive. I have gotten some movement in my toes which is great! She will start intensive physical therapy this week Alex Dennis News 2

33:30 We reached out to Pfizer, the company spoke to us by phone. They said they are closely monitoring side effects and released a statement which reads in part... To date more than 200 million people around the world have been vaccinated with our vaccine It is important to note that serious adverse events that are unrelated to the vaccine are unfortunately likely to occur at as similar rates as they would in general population Yes your body was defective young lady we're sorry It's your body, it's your body, your problem. Your body you're fault." It's unrelated to the vaccine. I thought he said we reached out to Pfizer for more advertising money so that they could kill this story That's gonna start happening by the way that's where the media operates So it was phenomenal to see four different publications with a following type story Atlantic Magazine

34:23 The hot person vaccine. The internet has decided that Pfizer is significantly cooler than Moderna. Mm-hmm. That's an Atlantic? Uh huh Under the technology... That magazine has fallen from grace. Yeah, it's that is pandering to an extreme! That whole article needs to be... That is unbelievable but doesn't surprise me Atlantic which is owned by Loren Jobs and is run by a bunch of liberal douchebags It's just horrible magazine The whole article is worth reading And in the bottom line is and from the Atlantic

35:00 The problem is white Republicans. That's the problem, that's why we're all gonna die because what and this it says it's USA Today did the same thing White Republicans and all of a sudden this is highly politicized I think we identified from the get-go how the media was politicizing this Let's go to the next one Slate magazine How Pfizer became the status vax? The double dosed Pfizer elites insists they're joking not everyone is so sure You see, this is... I think it's native advertising from Pfizer. Slate is the Washington Post so let's make sure everyone knows Yahoo News! From NBC They kind of republish Only hot people get the Pfizer vaccine Vaccine rivalries descend onto TikTok Hello Pfizer marketing And the final one is The New York Times When vaccines become an internet personality test

35:58 Yeah, if you have the Pfizer you're cool. You're happening. You're a good influencer because that's where the money is I mean it's native your eyes native average It has to be made about who far over-the-top not to be What was this one? This here was this also from The Atlantic Hold on now. This is from me USA Today know that today show people wear the show the today show Today today the today show yeah, yeah the today show no one people wear black ball bear ball gowns Black tie to get vaccines quote biggest event of my lifetime I mean when you propagate this stuff on people crock a shit It starts to work Yeah this was oh yeah This was actually the one you want to get the vaccine to fight Fogo

36:56 which is fear of going out, as a new one you see. Fight FOGO with the Vaxx! This is the Atlantic article that was so egregious what was this one? The uh... I do have Fogo for my yo-go. The anti vaccine influencers who are merely asking questions and this is pretty much about Tucker Carlson I would say they got it real hard on for him They do they hate him Oh my gosh they want him so gone Alright, let's go to our favorite topic. What is happening in India? And this clip is related... By the way do you have a rundown I want to get out of the way? Well let me do the intro clip

37:38 and then you get your run down. There's growing fear and desperation for thousands of Australians tonight over the government's threat to jail or fine anyone who tries to come home from India The Treasurer insists it is a temporary measure but it has left many feeling abandoned in a country where the crisis is only deepening India today recorded more than 400,000 new COVID cases It wasn't that long ago an Australian passport was like a gold, a guarantee of protection. But as of last night if an Australian citizen in India tries to come home our government is threatening to lock them up

38:19 We need to put in place these secure measures with respect to people coming from India, to Australia. Travel is forbidden from India as the country faces a COVID catastrophe. Australians who try to get around the ban by transiting through other countries face five years jail, a $66000 fine or both A measure never imposed when the US or UK were in a similar boat. Alright, let's... Well you discussed that to an extreme in the last show. This is pathetic with the clip you just played. Australians should be up in arms. Yeah? What kind of- what's the value of your citizenship if you're an Australian citizenship if they lock out your own country

39:15 Well, they've locked people up in their own country too. I think they already kind of figured out what the value is. I mean, I have only two clips regarding this so you do whatever you want to do. My clips are about India and world cases. Cases! Cases! Cases! My clips are about India too that's what i'm saying. Oh okay well let's just run down it pretty good you're gonna get a kick out of it uh this is COVID India update one. India's recorded 3,500 new coronavirus deaths and a record 386,000 new confirmed cases as the world second most populous nation faces a catastrophic collapse of its health care system with hospitals running out of beds and oxygen

40:03 Is she on the telescreen where she's reporting and we're all nodding like, yes Amy. We believe. Public health officials fear the true death toll is far higher. Residents fear the worst is yet to come. The situation is horrific, absolutely terrible according to what I see. Everyone is afraid every single person people are afraid that if I'm talking to a person maybe I won't get to talk them tomorrow or in the near future. The death toll is 200 thousand today it can go up to 400 thousand or even a million everyone is terrified right now across the country environment as of fear we're Delhi residents and it's pathetic over here we don't even have oxygen cylinders for its parts

40:44 The Indian writer Arundhati Roy writes in a new essay, quote, the system hasn't collapsed. The government has failed perhaps failed as an inaccurate word because what we are witnessing is not criminal negligence but an outright crime against humanity she wrote. Oh that woman that she puts... She's a communist. Oh yeah, she is a communist troublemaker in India and she's anti-Modi and she hates Modi! And she hates Modi like all the communists do and all the lefties and all the socialists so called socialist And so Amy pulls a quote from her out of the blue being an Amy being a communist for all practical purposes So we're listening to Communist report, so they're not gonna give us communism now the Communism Now Report is a natural becoming ism. Now that the communists report the war and communism report

41:38 So let's play now part two. She goes to the international rap and we want to hear a few of those love to the total number of confirmed covid cases across the globe has now topped 150 million this comes as coronavirus deaths are also soaring across Latin America which recorded more than 1 3rd global covid deaths last week It faces a major vaccine shortage. On Thursday, Argentina recorded 561 new deaths—its highest daily death toll since the start of the pandemic. Colombia, Peru and Uruguay are experiencing a new surge in cases. And Brazil's official death toll has topped 400,000—the second-highest in the world behind the United States.

42:27 Oh man, it's the perfect storm. You got Modi who a lot of people from the outside hate not the least of reasons because he was a Trump lover We've got Pfizer who in cahoots with Bill Gates wants India to buy the Pfizer vaccine not give them the intellectual property to create in any generic fashion without paying for it You also have China next door with their investments in Pakistan who just want India dead and Pakistan might want that too. So this is a trifecta, it's beautiful!

43:04 It's a winner. It's affecting us too here in the US Good evening and thank you for joining us on this busy Friday we're gonna begin tonight with breaking news the Biden administration says it is banning travel to the U.S from India with the coronavirus crisis they are now spiraling out of control come on there new infections in India which is a key US ally have Infections are not the same as cases. Infection! Reached more than 386,000 in just the past 24 hours with so many people now sick and with so many variants of COVID-19 circulating there. No no it's case you thank you for saying it's cases this is a lie test PCR tests not even appropriate for testing that your liar Nora was

43:51 so many people now sick and with so many variants of COVID-19 circulating there, the CDC recommended the travel ban out of fear that new strains of the virus could make it into the US. And obviously you know the U S is in on this gag because we don't want to give them any of our intellectual property no no no that will not happen So were just contributing and let's throw something on top I'm only going to give you a minute of this CNN fear porn video Now again, there's over a billion people who live in India. So when you hear 200 people died even in Delhi it is more people die in Delhi on a daily basis from other things

44:34 You just have to look at it in proportion, those numbers are never given to you because that wouldn't be fun to tell you that its 0.0004% of the population So they put this guy at a what I think they call mass crematorium site so there's maybe 8 fires burning behind him which is how they cremate people in India And he's just standing there and oh well, you know this is it's horrible. He's standing in front of fires of burning humans That's the idea please let's warn our viewers about these disturbing images You're about to see we've been showing you scenes this week if crematoriums are operating in some Indian cities around the clock and Al Samkhali Is that one of them in New Delhi?

45:20 We can just see behind you so many piles burning. Just give us a sense of what you're seeing again This is an idiot woman who doesn't even know how... People burn people different, we bury people differently in other countries Surprise lady! She's like the body is burning It's like Game Of Thrones Warning to our viewers that you might find some of these images disturbing Well, Linda just in this area alone it's about the size of three quarters of a football pitch. There are close to 50 pyres burning. This crematorium believed it would probably process about 150 bodies today there's estimated officials about 600

46:08 people dying every day here in New Delhi but the truth of the matter is the numbers must be much higher and this crematorium... Oh, they always must be higher. ...actually have to join a queue before they can be seen. This is funny! Day here in New Delhi but the truth of the matter is the numbers must be much higher and this... Why? Why must they be higher? Because that's what they always say, they're lying. Don't focus on that focus on the funny part coming right after that People dying every day here in New Delhi but the truth of the matter is the numbers must be much higher and this crematorium The dead actually have to join a queue before they can be seen before they can... The dead have to join a queue hey! Hey you zombie get in line

46:53 be given their last rites. People accompanying them have to take a ticket like you would going to see the doctor or getting a bank appointment, wait their turn and then they will be brought out to one of these locations. Ghee which is a butter-like oil substance poured on them, the wood piled on top and they're given their last rights And that's how they... Okay. Yes, I'm gonna give you a clip of the day because that clip is so weird Now we have two boots on the ground reports to put it into some context

47:29 from our producers. We have more than two producers in India, we have doubled RXR... We only have two that cover help! Well we have doubled our producer coverage to four now, we have two more coming in let's see this is our producer responding and to requests for boots on the ground report from India cases It's interesting, the Indians do like to put things in outline format with little heads and subheads. I appreciate that. Cases all over the country spiked at the beginning of April. How the whole country sees this spike around the same time is beyond me

48:09 However, the same state as last time where I am led the tally. We have 28 states very soon the best managed States during the previous spike started spiking these are the national capital and its surrounding states known as the National Capital Region The NCR. The main difference this time is there a lot more hospitalizations given our population hospitals are reporting that there are no more COVID beds key term COVID beds We've learned that when they say there's no more COVID beds, it doesn't mean they're out of hospital beds. It's just the beds they set aside for COVID. Was it John typically 10% to 30% of their beds at the height? Depending on where we were in the pandemic. Nowadays you could have like five beds in a hospital As our producer continues reporting is very weak on how many COVID beds we have but we're out of COVID beds Reason for spread this is gonna sound so familiar

49:05 Political rallies. So this is our producers... Oh yeah, Modi likes to put on the big Trump style rallies. Trump went to one of them and was blown away by the fact that they're in a soccer stadium and there's 100 thousand people and Trump was actually jealous Politicians have been out and about holding campaign rallies with thousands of people especially Modi Blatant flouting of reopening rules. Now this is your rule follower thing No one seems to be following the limitations set in place to open up businesses and avoid lockdowns My state is back into lockdown treatment all the groups are rife with requests to source remdesivir and Tosolism

49:50 Toxilizumab. T-O... What the hell is toxilizumab? Well, let's look it up for a second. It's t-o-c-i-l-i-z-u-m-a-b which is oh that may be just another version of remdesivir I guess or could be ivermectin Let's see what it is. It's an immunosuppressive drug from LaRoche It suppresses cytokine storm? Okay, sounds right. Apart from these medicines, oxygen and oxygen concentrators and blood plasma from previously infected individuals are the next most requested items. Hospitals are reporting shortages of oxygen and these medications." Now vaccinations this is where it gets interesting. Vaccinations are on for all people above the age of 18 however most locations are out of any brand of any vaccine The two main ones we were using or Covishield and Covaxin

50:51 Now Covishield is the Wallapoon family's version of the AstraZeneca vaccine. We have a massive distribution set up already in place, but now we have no vaccine supplies! You see what they're doing? This is one of the main points being used to call for Modi to resign It's the same thing as Trump! Vaccination centers are literally in every urban locality I have one right outside my apartment complex and for the last few months vaccinations were going on very smoothly Across the country, friends and family were reporting getting their first shot and some getting their second. But now most of the second dosers are struggling to find supply." So that's Pfizer by the way. If Pfizer Moderna... That's not AstraZeneca! People in India you're being played And here is our producer... I won't mention his name just make sure Our other producer sent in

51:47 that all of the areas where we have spikes, the local officials at the beginning of April and some even in March stopped handing out the Ivermectin Z-Pak kits that you and i saw received photos of. They stopped handing them out to people! And now all those areas have spikes in cases Yeah, the Ivermectin story has come up a couple of times. The doctors aren't prescribing it and they're not... You're right it's a handout as a $2 pack. Yeah! That'll do it. Yes exactly! Exactly! That will do it. Want to get rid of MOTI? Pull the plug on that treatment or the prophylaxis is what it is. Yes so I don't know. Yeah you are being played

52:45 It seems that way. I mean, all the reporting is as suspicious as ever we've put it's the same script It's the same type of scenario. We've got political things going on... It worked to get rid of Trump! Let's get rid of Modi, let's get rid of Bolsonaro they're having more trouble in Brazil but you still gotta get rid of Bolsonaro. Get rid of these guys and put some good globalist guys in there we can try to run the place. Yeah I guess some good globalists people in there exactly There's only really one question I have for our president here in the United States is what now Joe? You promised. On the first day, I'm inaugurated to say i'm going to ask the public for 100 days... To mask

53:30 Just 100 days to mask, not forever. 100 days and I think we'll see a significant reduction if we occur that with the...that occurs with vaccinations and masking to drive down the numbers considerably We are past our one hundred days! We did it everybody masks off Yep time to reopen It's not gonna happen face mask requirements. They're not going to get rid of Trump, oh wait a minute they did! Oh wait a minute they didn't and keep bringing them up in the news. Well they have too have you seen the ratings? The ratings it's even Fox is down surprisingly Fox down not all that much but CNN MSNBC

54:19 The nightly newscasts, all really down 30-35% 40%. It's pretty drastic. So they have to start bringing Trump up it's all they got I mean what else? They don't have much on the January 6th they don't have any real people to point to except for the shaman guy You know, they have no visuals. They've got no orange man to put in front of them. They need something that this I think this is about all that they've got well. I mean they could have more fun with Biden than they do the new current story at this is off the COVID topic. I think we're done yeah. Yeah, like we're done is this is the current Trump's story? That's floating around. This is a big clip that says cripes. Okay

55:12 Back in the United States, the inspector general of USAID, the Agency for International Development has criticized the Trump administration's politicization of humanitarian aid for Venezuela. In a new report The Watchdog said the White House is pushed to deliver aid to the Venezuelan border in 2019 was driven more by the administration's desire for regime change than based on That's it. Yes, that brings everything. Yeah, now makes Trump bad orange man. But we already know he's bad or so what's the point?

56:08 There actually might be something that was quite bad, that Trump did. That we're feeling the effects of and this is regarding the chips that we seem to have a shortage for mainly automobiles but there are other shortages now popping up and one of our producers has been in the semiconductor industry for almost 20 years most of that being in The Fab and I'm just going to read his note The Fab is the clean room where the chips are fabricated Return to the USA from China. I want you know that in China, especially Wuhan, the chip manufacturing is expanding. Wuhan will be the site of the world's largest memory fab once YMTC is fully built out. That's the Yangtze Memory Technologies Corporation

56:56 In Shanghai, my main client was SMIC. Once SMIC was placed on the restrictive list by the Trump administration, my work in China was severely limited. Imagine a fab trying to keep high-volume production with no support from applied materials, LAM research and other US equipment manufacturers? ASML is a Dutch company. I'm sure they are restricted as a US ally How much this plays into the world's chip shortage? I am not sure it did impact my work in China so much so that I had none The chip maker and this is so, this is SMIC shares of course they were delisted They moved their de-listed from New York Stock Exchange and move to the OTC QX

57:43 and they announced on December 4th, 2020 that it was added to the list of Chinese military companies by the US Department of Defense and that U.S persons will be restricted in their dealings in its trade securities etc so is it possible that some of these restrictions have led indirectly to this chip shortage that we're seeing? Well I don't know...that's something you'd blame on Trump I mean things have to be done! I'm not saying blaming it on him but but that there was unintended consequence A lot of these restrictions are still in place and probably no one's looking at them. It could be, I mean...I have people in the chip business that I know very well and I'll contact them to see if they say- Yeah you should talk about it! I've never thought to ask anybody what the hell is going on with this chip shortage

58:34 It just could as easily be the Chinese putting a squeeze on us. And here is a note from one of our producers who's in the automotive industry and this could have some good tips in here for you, producers. Our producer says I developed national incentives for major manufacturer This is a very real problem, only the tip of the iceberg. Talking about the chips... We are on the precipice of huge production cuts for most manufacturers and my company is planning on rolling back our incentives on most models starting next month to reduce sales for upcoming supply shortages. Microchips are only part

59:10 of the problem. There are also major shortages of foam seats, resin used in plastics and nylon that are currently all or will soon be causing many to scale back production in a big way for microchips one of the main suppliers had a fire at their factory in Japan other microchip makers don't want to sell to automotive because it's not as profitable as phones This is a very significant disruption that I've not seen in the 10 plus years i've been in the industry. If any producers are thinking of buying a new car in the next six months, I'd do it today because the incentives are going down across the board for almost all manufacturers we're seeing high demand from people that put off purchasing during the pandemic everyone getting stimulus checks and strange supply from production cuts also since people can't buy a new house due to the out-of-control prices in that sector they will turn to their next biggest purchase...a car

59:59 And if Biden decides to do something as stupid like cash for clunkers too, well that would be like pouring gasoline on an already out of control fire. No agenda buying tip! Buy your new car now! How about that huh? That's a big, that's a good note. It sounds like some oil products are in it this is where you got to think about yeah you don't want oil? You want a green economy? Oh if you don't put oil your screwed! You get nothing, you get no seats?! You get no foam seats... All that stuff that's all petroleum product Yeah you get no dashboard The foams of petroleum product the nylons of petroleum product all of its people don't realize that when they want stop oil

1:00:47 Part of it goes to gasoline. My goodness, my goodness and keep it coming producers That's the kind of stuff that we need to hear more of Yes? That's interesting well hmm what that would mean for the market The chip thing is Is more as probably more complicated than the simple memory shortages Koreans pick up the slack for a lot of that stuff So you're saying it's more complicated that there is probably some nefarious action going on there? I think it's complicated. You'll find out exactly what it is and then it will be complicated, maybe my pick column

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1:23:29 He's making some assumptions here that are not correct. But let me finish. Yes, he wants a deep dive discussion that Professor Ted did the whole history college years MK ultra stuff the bombings the writings the new forensic tools used and how they changed this is early window exclusive content it's superior its this is your exclusive content that we need to put on Spotify for subscription Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Anyway continues no agenda social meetups are fantastic by the way state of Jefferson peeps need to get together again soon thanks so much for all you all you guys do know jingles no karma and then he has in very large letters stay safe with a smiley face with a note the Kansas City Meetup clip was hilarious I hear John now every time i hear stay safe

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1:26:41 He's in Holland, Sir Pete. Yeah well Sir Pete always... Now this is the I think he's talking about the Jeff Smith jingle or end of show it's a full song so i'll play just a little bit of it and we'll play it at that in the end-of-show mix but this is what Onnie's talking about And somewhere Jeff sings around here. Hit it, Jeff! Get up in the morning, hit the ground running It's a media assassination Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! Jobs

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1:28:19 Bend down on bending knee. Bear the brunt of all the burdens, like broken ones should be. Build with blinded loyalty, the better ones than you for a better life beyond your freedom. Build back better! for someone else. Alright, classics here today. The story was there wasn't the best story but it's a good story you're up I started this is from a second this is from Hot Shot from Jericho New York hot shot 203 33 I started listening after Adam joined Joe Rogan

1:29:08 Morgan Donation. And I knew I had to give the show a listen when Adam tried talking about the digital currency and Joe wouldn't let Adam talk about it! I found myself screaming out loud, God damnit Joe let me hear about the digital currency! While on my recent vacation I saw there was a meetup in the area I knew i had to go It was refreshing to interact with people who see what is happening all around us and we had a great time together I'd like to thank Sir Joho the Swazzle Knight for calling me out at the Myrtle Beach meetup for being a douchebag. It was the push i needed to finally donate he said he heard us Roganites are generous so I'd like to donate 20333 to help keep that up please dedouche me yes you've been dedouched

1:29:48 The various clips you play and comment on are by far the best news source I've encountered in recent memory. The amalgamation of the news clips truly is amazing, and condenses hours and hours of research that I'd have to do on my own into just a handful of entertaining hours! You hear that John? We're like... we're like the juice squeezer We're the Reader's Digest of podcasts. I don't know if i'd take that title but... I only wish, I had have heard of the show sooner! That way it wouldn't have taken me as long to see the light You two become an integral part in my week and showed when you took your well needed vacation Thank you, you missed us

1:30:28 Please call out Suraj as a douchebag. He needs to pony up some cash for his hours of listening since being hit in the mouth and I'd like to request karma, As i attempt to move from New York to the Myrtle Beach area To escape this zombie mob that now inhabits the city If anyone needs a certified public accountant, I'm looking to start expanding my tax side practice. That way i can quit my grueling job at an accounting firm and become my own boss as my full-time job." I'm on Noah Jenna's social as Hot Shot! At Hotshot if you'd like to get in contact with me much appreciated advance please play the beginning ISO of John from episode 1341 bunny hugging uh whoa hold on a second...I don't have that I'm sorry that's..you're asking me to edit stuff from from a show

1:31:13 What else is on deck here? So scary Bojydin. And what else? Full load, okay I'm sorry wasn't prepared for that Is there any other and the Karma? I don't see it Okay well here we go Bojydin says to wear two masks How many masks? Two masks Who says that? Uh...Bojydin! I'm gonna give you the whole load today Don't eat me, Bojard! And you're scary. So scary! I don't know if he needs... Yeah he does need a karma. You've got karma Sorry wasn't prepared for this fine print at the end there Missed it Gust van Poppel in Norway $200 and 33 cents Adam i am dutch so my name is pronounced gust as in the words rust well it's really... Gust, gust, gust, hust, hust

1:32:20 Okay, hello Adam and John. GoPodcasting! This week I learned that a good faraway friend of mine was diagnosed with cancer year ago is she has beaten the cancer during her year-long treatment but is now recovering and waiting for the last test results that will inform her whether she will ever recover to her old self completely Since she chose to keep her illness a secret for most people, she does not know that I'm aware of what's going on. I am only in the know thanks to a mutual friend who contacted me...I feel we're breaching trust here...who contacted me but I feel like should respect my friends decision to deal with this in our own way

1:33:08 Even so I felt, I had to do something. So I want to kindly request an F cancer karma and a whole bunch of R2D2 health karma so the universe can work its magic Thank you for the great work you guys do And greetings from Norway! Of course we'll try that! You've got Sir Ted of leak detection and ozone hole mitigation in Menden, New York. $200.01 No jingles no karma thanks for keeping my amygdala small! Sir Ted of leak detection and ozone hole mitigation

1:33:54 Thank you. James Martin in Beaverton, Oregon 200 planning on moving to Dallas in July and looking for some jobs. Karma always love a noodle gun jingle too. No thank you for your courage. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun you racist piece of shit! I got my pasta glock locked and loaded. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You thought karma. Sir John Knight of St Patrick patron saint of engineers in Heber Springs Arkansas $200 sent a note. Well... I don't see it. I don't see the note. I don't know where it went. He did send one.

1:34:46 Okay, and that's it Sorry sir John says email a note next time and then or this time And they will read it when it comes in as an make-good. We do have a make good from Sir Dave Fugazotto Yeah half of this didn't show up on our on our spreadsheet He says I was a bit bummed that my note got mangled by the back office and his transfer to the spreadsheet The first half of with the details of my vivid dream was entirely missed If it's not too much to ask, would you mind doing a make-good read on the next show? Okay here we go. This is the Dvorak... You should read this! It's a Dvorak dream donation. You need to do this I don't have it. Oh, I got it then. This is the Dvorak dream donation

1:35:29 As I woke up in the morning to a dream wherein I visited the No Agenda Clubhouse, the actual structure not some lame-o online audio chat and way better than The Brick Twithouse. While hanging out with you guys John showed me the finer points of killing someone with a 12 inch Bowie knife You see, John explained to me... This is his dream. This is his dream not nightmare! Dream you see as John explained to me the trick is not to stick him in the belly and cut upward because then you have to saw through all those internal organs instead he explained we should always angle upwards to penetrate the heart directly with the killing blow I'm so happy that we read this! He's been in Saudi Arabia too long

1:36:15 And then, uh... what else does he have? Well actually he wanted me to play this. Apparently John C. DuBois is not just a wine connoisseur or Costco devotee and man about town but a stone-cold killer to boot! What else did you learn as an air quality inspector?! Perhaps my amygdala is now too small because I'm pretty sure this dream should have been disturbing. Still figuring out our future, but rumor has it that word of our mass sacking has reached the ears of MBS and Mohammed bin Salman himself and would want to be the guy that made that decision. They do have a place downtown nicknamed Chop Chop Square, cheers fella thank you for your courage and karma once again for him being stuck there! You've got karma And thank you to our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1343 could not do it without you. You are the producers take these credits display them proudly they still work on LinkedIn

1:37:19 I mean, i hear that there's cool chicks who will follow your profile if you have a no agenda title in there so that's worth consideration and if you'd like to help us out for the next program that's very easy go to our website devorak.org slash n-a That'll be for Thursday For today though thank you for your time, your talent and your treasure for The No Agenda Show! Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth I do have important Austin news briefly. Well, before you do that i think we should read this note from the crazy as I described her the crazy nutcase podcaster your girlfriend yes she wrote in they gotta explain who it is people don't know she was a clip by played prior to the Christiana Northrop clips

1:38:20 About this she was reporting on Facebook and some of the things she's been reading and it was kind of off the rails I thought was kind of nutty, and I call her a nutcase podcaster which I apologize for But she didn't what didn't find any if you didn't find any offense. She thought it was great publicity I'll read this short couple sentences You guys recently used to clip of my show rogue ways The episode titled, Strange Cycles About Women's Reproductive Health Possibly Being Negatively Affected By Vaccines Shedding. Thank you for the exposure. Actually, I'm not sure you mentioned me no to show name or put me on the show notes No We did none of those things give it to at least give it give her a plug now It did if rogue ways is the name of the podcast But anyway, I'd love so much to have you both on Rogue Way sometime my live stream Sundays and Tuesdays at 7 a mountain she goes on She also has video hope we can connect you guys do amazing work

1:39:21 Lots of love to you, Lindsey. Well thank you, Lindsey You know this is a trend that I don't like The trend is come on my podcast, you're an asshole if you don't She never said that No no not her but the idea of both of you should come on our podcast! No we do a podcast and we do the podcast together And another example, which I thought was really nice. Oh you're saying people that want both of us on their podcast at the same time? The amount of times we've had that request... That's never gonna happen! But it has gotten one step worse. Sir Gene has a podcast, Sir Gene Speaks and he's been interviewing a lot of the developers and people around Podcasting 2.0 which is very appreciated. Then he scheduled an interview with my wife, Tina the Keeper

1:40:14 Which is, okay now it turns out she had never actually been interviewed about herself anywhere any time ever. And I think she absolutely killed it. She has more... There were more downloads of that show than twice as much than any shows Jean has done but now I get requests from, I won't say who but podcasters who say oh yeah we want you and Tina on! It's like no this is not gonna happen It's like, this is my job. Hey you're a race car driver why don't you come over here and race my car? Hey tell me a joke funny man comedian! You know it takes a lot of time and effort And I am very flattered really flattered but it's not...it takes...there's a lot of work on so many of these requests If you don't do it then people get irked Even me talking about this is like a douchebag

1:41:11 That's too good for us. Well, this is also true It's just like oh There's not enough time in the day to do all of this stuff Anyway And I want you to do it before these other guys we need an exclusive from you For premium content for our subscription with the early window to watch I have two notes from you Millennials, standing in line. Millennials parking." So there I've done my job. I'm your secretary of giving you your topics that you wanted me to write down. Okay? I do want to mention something that it happened to me because we've discussed this before and it was a number of years back and then everyone the millennials came in and said yeah Yeah You're right This is probably going on which Is that if you see up along line And somebody cuts In The Line

1:42:01 The millennials in the line will do nothing about it. They won't bring it up, they won't talk amongst themselves and go shh what you think we should do? Don't say anything don't say anything so that's the thing that was our old meme. The newest one which somebody else brought up first I think because I know we've talked about little bit but happened to me at the grocery outlet farmers market Wait, wait. The grocery outlet farmers market? That's what they call it. It makes no sense but it used to be called the dented can company but that's beside the point. Much better! So you go I had a big pile of stuff in my cart mostly just

1:42:47 Which you get in grocery a lot of short stuff on sale. A lot of stuff on sale, so I got a cart full this is gonna take awhile to get out here. I turn and look right behind me there's a girl with a bottle of wine and I look at my car big cart Wait wait what was the bottle of wine? Surely You noticed it. I didn't see I couldn't see the label she had kind of shoes She was holding it tightly like a baby And so I look at her in a bottle of wine and said, is that all you got? She said yeah. I said go ahead with me Oh no no...I can't..No...No...And this is the thing they don't know how to...they like being in lines Wait wait wait did you try again? You say No please really come on just come on

1:43:34 I didn't go that far. But next time, I will but...I could have begged her to go in front of me Go to front of me or I'm gonna punch you! There's a million things you could do but no she was reluctant to just take it It's like a compliment some people can't take a compliment She should just take the suggestion move in front and get the hell out of there Right? Don't you immediately say oh thanks man thats really nice thankyou I've done it before, I had this happen to the same store. Different line there's a black old black woman behind me Same thing she had you know couple items I said I motioned her ahead of me She said thank you very much and goes right in front of me and takes gets out of there And uh

1:44:16 It's just strange. I find it very peculiar, millennials have these little issues that are... You like to say they're over socialized but in public situations they're under-socialized No, no no. They're non-confrontational Yeah but I think what you're seeing there is not under socialized that is exactly they're frozen in the headlights it's like what? What and they're looking at you and looking first of all okay I'm just gonna put...I am your typical I'm gonna say this is the Berkeley area kind of millennial

1:44:54 And now this old white guy is addressing me. First of all, I'm terrified because he probably has white supremacist children who are screwing their cousins so i'm terrified as an old white guy he might be straight which is the worst kind He's speaking to me So already like what and you have a mask on which it's just all this is now a problem? So and so they're grimacing behind that mask don't know what to do, and then you're being kind. It's gotta be a tra- it's gotta he must be Republican! No that's okay man thanks its over socialized

1:45:33 Okay, now the park that was my main thing. Oh the parking doesn't count well The parking is like you know this happened with my daughter She's there's a no parking sign if they put up on the open down the street yeah She merely parks in the driveway Doesn't she live there isn't she allowed to Park their Yeah, she can park wherever she wants. But normally has this one spot where she parks her colorful Volkswagen painted up Volkswagen Beetle I should put pictures of it With flowers right? It's flowers and flowers. It's dynamite looking to be honest about it Like a hippie mobile She yeah...it's good. It's a throwback People compliment her constantly about it They ask her to do work

1:46:16 It's the only one left I think in California, an art car. We should see this! I would love to see a picture of this Oh you'd go wow that is what you would do So she moves it up and I said why are you parking the driveway? Should I park in the driveway? She says why are you parking the driveway for there is no parking sign Did you read the No Parking Sign? No they never did just says no parking There are no parking signs for next week They put these things up because they have nothing else to do Okay. Well, there is a general thing amongst millennials it's not exclusive to them not reading dialogues and you know of course I'm working with a lot of app developers as an app or any website you can pop up something that has an error message people just click it away and say it didn't work did you read the message? well it wasn't working! It's broken

1:47:08 Speaking about parking, the keeper and I decided Friday night hey let's go down to our old stomping grounds. Let's go check out The Hood, the old 2nd Street Colorado area. Let's go have some sushi at Bar- Barchi so we go down now parking in Austin used to when i first arrived here but probably up until oh six years ago there would be a lot and there would be a unit with numbers that corresponded with the parking slots. And each of these, it was metal, each of these numbers had little slots, vertical slot an attached with wire was a flat piece of metal and idea was it was two hours to park

1:47:59 $2 to park per hour you would take your dollars and jam them into your corresponding slot with the piece of metal I think I've talked about this in the past how well no more of course progress, but now and it was two dollars. Now it's 530 I don't know exactly if you have to pay up until 7 or it doesn't matter. We park in kind of a lot nearby, same idea but now there's a machine and i stick my card on the machine that says 10 hours $20 plus press green to continue and there is no other option

1:48:37 And they took $20. You can't cancel... There's not a plus minus thing out there? No, no! You push the button? Nope couldn't cancel couldn't do anything they just programmed that twenty dollars press green to continue there's no cancel button and there you go it's got your card sucked in cut your card in their was doing this to ya oh that's a great idea certainly worked Oh man now big news yesterday May 1st Austin's Prop B This was the reinstate the camping ban so that people can no longer camp anywhere they want. Passed 59% to 41%. A victory!

1:49:17 So even the people who really couldn't vote for it but wanted it to pass because they would feel too bad about themselves, enough people stepped up and now the waiting game begins. What are they going to do? I think May 13th is when after all the votes are done and the tallies in and the proposition is officially... then what? You know what, you know what- Then you get your if I'm running one of the desks at the local TV station. It's TV material. I'm getting ready, you know, you get for sure but stay on that on the police radio so when they start doing their rage or bring the cameras out there and you show the mean old cops

1:49:58 moving people out of my home, it's my home. It was my only possession and then they show them throwing the crap into a dumpster you know, that is all I have in my life and then they put that on the news and run the guilt trips on all the liberals who live there and oh this is terrible what their doing to these people and it gets even better I can't wait. This is going to be dynamite! It's gonna be great, this is exactly what you're waiting for if you're running the news desk. Finally we got something yeah and we could throw in some good material here and we'll cut to a sound bite of... Oh look at this old woman they did oh y'all should take the mic up to the oh it's all I had and they took it away and then they didn't oh this is terrible what's happening here in Austin how can the people how can the city government be so cruel

1:50:48 I can't wait for this now. The 13th of May can't come fast enough." You're so right, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of recorders running for that it's going to be group well what's really going to happen is nothing. I hate to break that. That's probably, yeah there you go that's why you have to be on the police radio because you don't know what's going to happen if nothing... You know cause you stay on the police radio a lot of these newsrooms have a bunch of police radios running on all the frequencies and it they'll be nothing they won't get this story. They're gonna be irked about this by the way. You know Austin Police has been defunded we don't have uh there's no graduating class from The Academy There's been a lot

1:51:29 resignations. 911 is now moved to the city so it's no longer, the cops don't pick up 9-1-1 anymore as far as I understand and what i'm most concerned about is that our mayor is kind of turning this into a victory even though he was against it and campaigned against the proposition good move oh very smart very slick because now we say well that's right well we better get some homes for these people soon we can move them off okay He still wants to spend the $400 million that we got in federal funds for the city of Austin. They already bought a hotel on I-35 with 79 rooms, they're going to have that one filled up by the end of May, they're gonna buy three more. Adler is of course is a real estate lawyer or real estate guy, I don't know if he's corrupt

1:52:20 But it sure feels like it, and he's going to push for that as this... Oh we can't move these people. We haven't finalized- We haven't closed on the building yet! So I'm afraid of that because this is an overwhelming show of support from the people who did come across party lines and any other stuff that's been going on, that the media has pitted them against each other. And we can be very proud of that but now we have to...I think we may have to still make sure the issue is enforced sad they won't get I have my doubts of my dad's not gonna get enforced it just now is just nothing mmm I like your idea better like your TV news packages sound more familiar to me and I think that's what I was is this with if did does getting forced that's what's going to happen in an all back off the command with the news media doesn't make some increases

1:53:17 literally creates a story. And this is the first city that has done this and I'm very proud of Austin for doing this as down as i am on a lot of things going on here, I think that the residents of Austin did a good thing and they said no! Now we'll have to follow through...I want to lead you into your Biden clips because it's Sunday, it's Biden day, I have only two clips for you The first is a supercut, which we always love us to supercut. This is the media's response to the well was it joint session or wasn't really a State of the Union officially was it? It was no as a pre-State of the Union Yeah He was talking somewhere with 150 douches and this is what the media's take was President Biden delivers his first address to Congress

1:54:08 Congress laying out a bold plan to rebuild the country. The President of the United States offering a bold new plan, big bold huge progressive ideas, big and bold really bold sweeping legislation, big bold ambitious plans we've been talking over these last few moments about how bold these plans are how ambitious they are perhaps the most ambitious progressive agenda since LBJ or even Franklin Roosevelt. Like FDR, not LBJ It is either Johnsonian or Rooseveltian This certainly was a joint address like we have never seen before The president though seizing this moment to outline his sweeping ambitious agenda President Biden laying out ambitious plans

1:54:54 to congress ambitious in scope intimate and tony was whispering at times the president also laying out his ambitions and this is a vicious and vicious agenda for the future four trillion dollars in spending that's really ambitious ambitious ultimately prove very popular it's not as very popular plan according to our polls uh... a lot of the things that are in those many packages are incredibly popular given that level of support in those polls Can't you try to cut a deal here? Wow, they're right in step aren't they? As usual. Shameless media! These people should be ashamed of themselves but you have to blame the ownership at this point. The ownership of these corporations. CEO Comcast would be a good example it's his fault encouraging this if that was Trump that gave the exact same speech they would have called him out as a douchebag yeah

1:55:53 And the only other thing I wanted to point out was this, there are commercials running continuously about his great infrastructure plan and it's being run by a group called Climate Power. You can find them at climatepower.us They are not a non-profit, they have no donation page But they have money and they're spending it like crazy on stuff like this Actually I'm gonna stop it there you just heard the bold word

1:56:31 Tell me that isn't based upon the media buy, that this contains this script. President Biden's bold new plan you just heard every single talking head use the term bold it's paid and bought for. President Biden's bold new jobs plan rebuild our country and tackles climate change with clean energy job The American Jobs Plan will lead to a transformational progress in our efforts to tackle climate change with American jobs and American ingenuity. This is our opportunity, our moment to fight climate change and build back better. It's big yes! It's bold yes!

1:57:12 And we can get it done. There it is, your Build Back Better right there perfect and I would just like to give you a few names on the advisory board of this is the National Advisory Board of Clean Power who paid for that message number one Stacey Abrams right there at the top Mustafa Ali he's the VP of Environmental Justice let's see We have so many... Former United States Secretary of Energy, Moins. Remember the guy with the wacky hair? They pulled him out John Podesta is on this board This all counts on foreign relations people Yep! Senator Harry Reid Tom Steyer you remember him he ran for president Steyer California douchey guy Rosanna Arquette

1:58:05 On the creative advisory board, along with Connie Britton, actress producer and activist. Zoe Deschanel, oh yeah! Deborah Messing, ah it's fantastic Kevin J Patel, Questlove Man this is some... these people are... This is who you want in the drinking club They can perform they can do little tricks for you and perform music It is disgusting, this group. And they just... Sounds very disgusting! You should look at it at climatepower.us and it goes on and on and on and on this list and you'll recognize many people from it so this is the big push This is what Build Back Better is about its 2, 4 maybe 6 trillion dollars who knows how many times are gonna pop up the ante

1:58:53 and Joe's gonna do something which he was kind of incomprehensible there in his commercial, but it's bold. Whatever it is, its bold and luckily on Sundays we have my partner-in-crime John C. Dvorak to decode the boldness of the president. Yeah well there's so much boldness in my clips you're gonna get a kick out of it. Good! Now I knew Biden gave two speeches one at the Amtrak station in Delaware Which he had no prompter for and about five people listening to him in the audience. And he was, I don't know if he was drunk or whatever but i knew it's going to be a good day when he did this opener This is called the Amtrak opener 14 seconds how we started it and when I heard this I said ah! I got gold here Great to back to 33th Street Station Blake

1:59:50 You didn't, uh... you didn't treat each other like family. We are family. Sit down guys sit down. So he was gone and that was the opener so I knew because it wasn't like to have to wait 15 minutes before he starts falling asleep Was it so exciting that you yelled at the kids to bring you a drink? Like you couldn't even leave you couldn't go to the kitchen yourself. Quick get me a drink! I'll need it So here he thanks a bunch of people. This is the thanking unknowns, it goes right from the Schreiber's... and then he thanks unknowns in it He doesn't know any these people and here's the way this goes. Because Delaware so small

2:00:33 It is a con- There was a case in the Supreme Court, Delaware the state of owns the Delaware River up to the high water mark in New Jersey. Just want you know that. You gotta treat us with more respect and Mayor Kenney thanks for the passport great friend thank you Mr. Mayor doing heck of a job also Justin Gray I've mentioned Justin already and his dad and Greg Weaver Jr., uh Greg your you are family. Uh excuse me Blake Okay, I know what this is. For most politicians he'll have a meet and greet and there will be a couple of names on his piece of paper so that the politician can say you know it's like this young guy Danny that i met the other day? Danny as an Eagle Scout... He has to have a story but he's forgotten the stories all he has are the names So is it..I think your family are you related to me yeah your family Danny Yeah, like you're Biden

2:01:29 Well, the last part of it you kind of missed it. It was just where he's thanking some kid and at the very end realizes his name is Blake But he says your family Yeah but then he says that he has got the wrong name Let me hear it And Greg Weaver Jr., uh Greg you are family I mean excuse me, Blake Greg Weaver, your family I mean Blake. He also does stuff like this is a... let's just play this is the... he gets because he's got no script and he has got no prompter. He likes to talk

2:02:09 And so he'll go into great details about things that are just who cares and this example here is a timetable of his trips up and down the Amtrak. And this is the clip called 637-26. Oh, I see it. Hold on a second. Got it? Every single day that I was in the United States Senate got either the 728 and became the 732 and or and got home on if I got lucky, I got to I got the Metro that left the last one left at six where I got the seven 30 coming home

2:02:49 He's a confused foamer who cares what he's doing so now there's the two part this is his think about it Think About It clip series, and this is he says think about it and he starts rambling about one thing going on. This is Think About It the original and then we go to the second part. If you think about when great contributors to our country as we have to invest. And so if you think about it when I was vice president with Barack he allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak

2:03:33 I'll reserve comment and now we go to part two. He allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak, and it had money for high-speed rail at 200 miles per hour from Charlotte, another line going in Florida down to Tampa another line if we had moved gov we'd have that tunnel fixed in New York now the money was there to get it done holy crap this guy needs to be protected this is not good that clip that you just heard the second part is was used by a number of right-wing talk shows yeah yeah in real time as they laughed over it

2:04:21 Because this jump to this tunnel thing is just what, it was some earlier thought. I don't think it's a lot... that actually didn't tickle my funny bone What I thought was kind of more interesting is the tell Maybe this is a tell... I'm going to go back to the first Think About It clip for second If you think about it When great contributors to our country Is we have to invest And so You know if you think about it Alright This is a weird projection tell? I think When he has lost his train of thought, he tells you to think about it. Does that make sense? Yeah but I don't hear it that often... Oh! He's always saying think about it. Okay. Oh my goodness. Pay more attention. So this one part here...

2:05:13 But the second one is actually more interesting as he rolls off the rail. He allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak and it had money for high speed rail at 200 miles an hour from Charlotte one another line going from in Florida down to Tampa, another line if we had moved gov. We'd have that tunnel fixed in New York now the money was there to get it done The only thing I don't understand is the tunnel? I remember the North Carolina Line I remember the one to Disneyland or some dumb shit like that and Florida What was this he's very early in his speech He brought something up by some tunneling them not sure it was

2:05:58 I don't know. Maybe the theory continues on high-speed rail, bitching about the Chinese having all these trains and we don't... And so here's Amtrak at this high speed 400 mile an hour train clip These are all short! Two thirds of all the high speed rail in the world 220 miles per hour And the way and they're looking at working on Transit on trains that can go as high as 400 miles an hour. We're behind the curb! It's taking off! Don't put wings on that thing

2:06:39 All right, two more from Amtrak. Then we move to his short Georgia appearance which he did at one of the drive-in theater ones where he had some sort of prompt right? I never got a good look. I never got a look at it was straight ahead and i think was one of those big giant screens that you read from in the back of the room but it wasn't back of the room using a driving theater there honking Adam. I think this is lame but let's play this when this is Biden's Amtrak union jobs clip which support existing Amtrak routes including the Northeast Corridor but nationwide and we're talking about union jobs as I said. I have it, the high-speed train was supposed to be a hundred and five billion dollar North Atlantic Rail plan between Boston in New York City hence the tunnel new tunnels out of New York City under the Long Island Sound routing our trains through what a pipe dream that is

2:07:41 That was Obama time. And here's, that was actually the last of the Amtrak clips but this is he was way off the rails and it was kind of pathetic now the Georgia speech This is the opener. I knew it wasn't going to be as good as the Amtrak stuff because he was reading most of it and did a better job. Hello Georgia and the other county back there! I love you, lot of folks out here tonight

2:08:19 Well, I'm ready to go home because she never says that to me at home. This is worth the trip here and that. I am Jill's husband as obviously everybody. I never get introduced as she's my wife. I'm her husband and you know...I'm proud to be. You know uh.. Alright so let's play a couple other things it just not gonna be as good as the Amtrak stuff but he said some stuff that i think is more It's kind of more interesting to talk about than the fact that he had a few protesters there demanding that they shut down the detention centers. He said, just give five days and in five days they'll fix it. Right after 100 days of masking

2:09:00 So this was the one that got my, the most attention from me which is his book tax. Listen to this As I said last night The middle class and working people of this country are already paying enough in taxes It's time for the richest 1% of Americans and corporate America start to do their part Let me just give you a simple fact Last year for example 55 of our largest corporations in America paid zero dollars in federal tax Zero And they made $40 billion. Not a penny in tax! Folks, if in fact we had a minimum book tax for corporations, just the Fortune 500 companies Just the minimum tax of 15% About all you'd sign up for is 15% tax right now

2:09:47 If in fact it was just 15%, we'd raise $230 billion. Pay for all this! Yes, I had to go look this up because i'm thinking is this a wealth tax and it's the book value they're going to tax people on which is kind of 15 percent. It's a little high because if you read my essay on wealth taxes as the numbers are pretty low in terms of the tax rate no it turns out that book tax is is the booked sales so if your revenue is 100 million dollars

2:10:26 And your taxable revenue is like nothing or 10 or something in other words. This is your sales You get you you get taxed over the hundred and fifty million? You get taxed for your sale, so whatever your sales are you get taxed not a sales tax Well, it's the sales sales taxes of consumer right this is receiving the money receiving the money So if I receive, so we do a business let's say we have a steel mill and where are we bringing in $1 billion in sales but it actually costs us 1.3 billion to even do the sales because we're poor company poorly managed and we lost actually lost 300 million dollars on that billion dollar sales beside the point you're paying the 15% on on the billion

2:11:15 That's very interesting. That's kind of like an alternative minimum tax for corporations. Exactly what it is! It's based on... the theory is based on the alternative minimum tax and in this case, it's only the book tax I just thought this was like... That IS interesting It's not the way you can, no. Companies aren't set up for that sort of thing and it's like a pie in the sky idea that- I didn't say what is popular? I don't think it'll be a popular idea! Well...it's not gonna go anywhere either because he talks big game to make people feel good but he's full of crap. Hey 100 days of masking! Yeah 100 days of masking. Okay let's get these out of the way This has little break lets take the cough medley

2:12:01 Ah, nothing like a Joe Cough medley. Excuse me! Folks healthcare should be right not a privilege in America and here's the thing I'm most proud of including the biggest nations in the world Damn, look at half a lung coming out Joe COVID cough There was a third cough moment in there I didn't catch. Here's the soul clip, this is his classic he keeps using this... If we are to truly hold here the soul of America, we need to reject that sacred right and protect it to vote. Alright let's just hear that one more time... if we are too truly hold here the soul America I'm all in on this! That's an end-of-show mix right there. Tooly holda holda sold America!

2:12:59 We need to project that sacred right of protective to vote. You know, hey James Brown Joe Biden separated at birth? Come on now no one understands what James Brown is saying. If we are truly he'll hear the soul of America. Bah! Soul Joe! Well they should do it's considering Now this is last one which seems to think that the good Well-paying jobs of the future involve only one thing. So let's listen to his cyber security clip. Invest in them and increasing Pell Grants, they don't have all the money that comes from the large universities but their students are as competent to do anything in the future as anyone else

2:13:49 But here's the deal. No, here is the deal! We're going to provide up to $47 billion over 10 years to increase their capacity to do everything but deal with you know cyber security all those things are the jobs of the future are that's all the jobs in the future that's right just cyber jobs and Federal Express delivery and maybe some pizza yeah that's it UPS on scooters that's it Yeah, that was the series of fascinating Joe Biden clips for Sunday. Oh my goodness! This president... And the car driving thing and also I mean we went from although it was funny when Trump danced to The Village People it was kind of lame and then now we have Biden coming out to Celebration by Kool & The Gang these are 70's hits people can we hip it up a little bit?

2:14:52 just a tad. You know, the media certainly in Texas you know there's a lot of people are being looked at for the next midterm and it's a lot of Trump stuff and I have to be honest that when i hear Trumping or sound bites from him on Hannity or wherever else It's kind of like oh god he was quite annoying to listen to sometimes Just that Joe. I mean he jumps around just like Biden only is a little more coherent, but Jesus like squirrel man over here That's why we won and the greatest in It was more fun when he was doing stuff And then I didn't mind what he was talking about because stuff was getting done that part I liked I see you have a clip about a topic I wanted to bring up which I've been tracking for a long time But it's come to the forefront. I don't know let me just see how long

2:15:50 You're you have a oh, this is good the cigarette stretch story. Is that something that we can broach here? Well, why don't you run this clip and we'll go from there. The Food and Drug Administration is moving to ban the sale and manufacturing of menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars. The FDA claims the move could potentially save 633 thousand lives by 2050 with the benefits being most felt in the African-American community for decades tobacco companies have heavily marketed menthol cigarettes to communities of color

2:16:27 The ACLU, however is warning this could lead to greater policing in areas where underground menthol markets pop up. The ACLU cited the case of Eric Garner who was killed by police in New York after being accused by police of selling untaxed cigarettes. Wow! They bring that around? Was it a menthol Amy? Mo fired this off to me the minute it came out, beginning of the week. And you know it's one thing to say oh you know Republicans are so horrible they want poor black people who can't get an ID to go get an ID! It's racist, its voter suppression and now

2:17:12 I mean, you just really it's not that hard to supplant yourself. 30% of menthol cigarettes is smoked by black Americans fact where they marketed absolutely it's their thing It's what they like You know black Americans drink different things smoke different things than white Americans a lot of white American students What's the percentage of black Americans in the community overall? 16 percent Okay, so they disproportionately smoke menthols. Yeah! But that's still only 30% there is still 70 percent of kids or whoever smoking menthols... That's not the point The point is why do you have to tell me what to do? It comes across... No, yes no I bet that is the point it's like who are you to tell me what I can smoke because I'm too stupid to know that cigarettes will kill me and I'm just stupid I mean that it is the most

2:18:09 denigrating thing I've heard the way it's being presented. Well CBS, well I have a couple of clips here and i'll tell you what I think is going on... CBS they spent a whole segment on this clip custodian Neil Jones clipped it down for me but man! Well tonight the FDA is signaling it wants to put people, it wants people to put out those menthol cigarettes once and for all about 20 million Americans smoke that type of cigarette CBS' Ben Tracy explains why the Biden administration is trying to ban the mint flavored tobacco A big move tonight in the battle against Big Tobacco. The FDA says its proposed ban on menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars will help save lives, particularly among those disproportionately affected by these deadly products

2:18:54 The FDA says menthol, with its cooling sensation and flavored cigars make it easier to start smoking and harder to quit. Menthols make up 40% of the cigarette market they are the choice of 85 percent of black smokers compared to just 30 percent of whites for decades tobacco companies targeted menthols to black communities This is a marketing strategy of the tobacco industry. Philip Gardner has been trying to get menthols banned since 2008, but Big Tobacco always won. You have a product that is worth $70 billion dollars a year

2:19:31 And so what if it disproportionately kills black folks? They're dispensable. In a statement, the parent company of Philip Morris says science and evidence does not support such a ban. Her lungs had collapsed six foot of the poet lost her mom to smoking menthols she takes on tobacco executives in this spoken word poem because you how could you say that tobacco doesn't kill if we could at least save one person or get one person to put a cigarette down for me that would mean the world Now the FDA's decision does not immediately ban menthol cigarettes or flavored cigars. In fact, it is a process that could take years and nor are the tobacco companies expected to fight it

2:20:10 Okay. This is very, very interesting because we know pretty much where this comes from and where it's going to and it was CNBC who told the truth about the ban It is not a ban on mental cigarettes and cigars No no Hey Carl, the FDA is saying it plans to propose a ban on menthol in combustible cigarettes. This after a protracted legal battle and... Combustibles ladies and gentlemen combustibles this is once again about the new way to smoke! Now they may have had

2:21:00 They may have had a whole coronavirus in between, but I've not forgotten what the plan was. And they almost hoodwinked President Trump into it! People are changing...they're not smoking combustibles anymore, they're vaping that's why we have to ban all the flavors because its evil for children they get hooked on vaping which is...is it the same as smoking? No Is there nicotine in it? By choice. Are these chemicals necessarily good, I don't know but it's not smoking! This is to promote the smokeless non-combustible product known as IQOS. Sir Doug Pachyvonimus and Laura Slobovia told us about on the last donation segment It's rolling out everywhere its high end that's meant to...it sold an Apple store And if you want any product If you wanna launch a product

2:21:52 You want the black American community to be promoting it because that's how you get it into popular culture. There is nothing to do with anyone's health and they need it, because the tobacco companies are losing money on all of the revenue, the tax revenue that they set up with the states under the state's master agreement which said Okay, you can sell tobacco in our state but we're taking this much tax revenue because you're killing people and that and we know people get cancer And they're in our state and they wrote bonds against it. Now they're failing because the money's not coming in because people have moved to vaping and the trend continues So it's a total bullshit story and it's only to benefit the tobacco companies actually They pretend it's not

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2:35:00 So I've been listening to Prime Minister's question time. Oh, I don't think you get to do that right now Okay, why Mistress? Why? Because we've been promising UFOs for a long time and I've moved the show along. Here we are two hours 35 into it is this not second half of show? Well you know I never said i was going to play these clips No! You just said there was Prime Minister's Question Time

2:35:44 Yes, I do have a bunch of clips. And i'm gonna move them to Thursday but I have to tell you what's going on because I think we're giving Johnson a bad rap! We haven't been listening to what is going on in the UK. Alright alright let's do your Prime Minister's question No I don't want to do this because they are too long Well, you wanted to do this. You're still not listening to me! I'm gonna push the clips off but i want to explain what's going on Yes honey...I know I'm a bad listener yes I don't listen to you dear I'm sorry You have my undivided attention now Okay well thank you for your sarcasm So two things have been going on in England it seems be all that's going on then you realize there is an election coming up we're paying no attention to it

2:36:32 in like the 6th or the 8th, it's like next week. Oh is- In the UK? Really?! There you go! I did not know this... We kind of missed it shot under the radar Well now I need to hear some clips I can't do- Let me tell you what's going on and then you can tell if your interested Alright, I'm interested already Two things are going on It seems as if Boris Johnson upgraded some aspects of 10 Downing Street which is where he lives And this is a massive scandal. Wait a minute, so it's like he redecorated the Lincoln bedroom and that's a problem? Yeah

2:37:13 I'd like to hear it. It's because who paid for it? The taxpayers didn't pay for it, but it seems that maybe somebody paid for it like maybe James Dyson paid for or some other schmuck paid for and then they sued you can do that because the whole thing is ludicrous because it says called cash-for-curtains scandal. They can't get a sex scandal anymore so they got cash-for-curtains And it's like they're making a big fuss about this because he says he paid for it the way he followed the rules, and because I guess somebody else paid to get us started. So then so he paid to finish it... It's just ludicrous! That is all they want to talk about now. The other one which seems as if

2:37:59 Boris Johnson made a comment, it may have been in October. But they all are doing is bitching about this. Boris Johnson supposedly according to the BBC and ITV said I'd rather see bodies stacked up at dead bodies in the streets before we do another lockdown. Nice! Now he's denies having said it because it seems as if saying such a thing is a horrible thing to say. And so the Labour Party and the Scots and the Welsh are all over him for making these comments, but he says I never said these things! And one guy says well we've got... Well let's hear this. Cash for curtains is funny but lets..I'd love to hear about this. Well lets...okay im gonna play couple of things

2:38:52 Let's play the opening Labour salvo. Including in The Daily Mail, the BBC and ITV backed up by numerous sources that at the end of October the Prime Minister said he would rather have and I quote bodies pile high than implement another lockdown can the prime minister tell the house categorically yes or no Did he make those remarks or remarks to that effect? Prime Minister. No, Mr Speaker and I think what... The right honourable gentleman is a lawyer i'm given to understand and if he's going to repeat allegations like that He should come to this house and substantiate those allegations And say where he heard them and who exactly is supposed to have said

2:39:46 Who exactly is supposed to have said those things, Mr Speaker? Because what I certainly can tell him and he asked about the October decisions they were very bitter very difficult decisions as they would be for any Prime Minister because no one wants to put this country into a lockdown with all the consequences that means for loss of education, for the damage to people's life chances, to the huge medical backlog that it entails. But it was thanks Why didn't he just own it? I guess he... He feels he didn't say it, I guess. He didn't say it, baby! He didn't say it! You don't own something you didn't say! Yeah

2:40:25 He says no right off the bat, but no they pound him and hound him and had them about this one thing. Let's go to Liz Roberts the woman, the Wales representative from Wales from... And she starts off you'll hear. Right let us go to Liz Roberts. Liz? I think it's worth repeating the ministerial code seven guiding principles selflessness integrity objectivity accountability openness honesty and leadership. The Prime Minister has spent the week ticking them off on his don't do list, at the same time he tries to play down allegations of saying let the bodies pile high. Given that the sole judge on questions relating to the conduct of ministers and the conduct of the Prime Minister is the Prime Minister himself what happens when a prime minister goes rogue?

2:41:21 Mr Speaker, the people of this country have a chance to make their own minds up on May 6th and when they look at what's happening in Wales Mr Speaker they have a chance to make a choice between I'm afraid a continually failing Welsh Labour government or Welsh Conservative administration in Cardiff that, I believe has a fantastic vision. 65,000 high-skilled... You know what he should have done? Bojo should have just come out and said you got to clip bitch! No no that's what he did the next guy the Scotch guys come out after him and make the claim I think it's the Scott twice second before we go there

2:42:05 This Liz Roberts is from Wales. She was born in, I looked her up because she comes on she's on a Zoom call. She's an old well...I wouldn't say old woman she's older than you. I calculate her to be about 58-59 years old and she's got pink hair! Yes hysterical like the artist here in Austin the Obama bot artists hysteric hysterical woman now I don't want to be an ageist. But in this case, why does a older woman she's past middle-age wear pink hair? Is she trying to be hip is that supposed to be cool you look like you're like a spandex granny is what you are it's a pathetic thing to do no offense we probably have a couple of listeners out there that are 60 years old they have pink hair although I doubt it

2:43:06 I just wanted to set that so you could kind of visualize these people and what they're up to. Well, she's a politician and she's relatable to her constituency because a lot of them have pink hair! So here comes this... I really relate... I'm likely not playing the Cash for Curtains but let's play Second Scott Attack and i'm going to cut it short. Including in the Daily Mail, the BBC... Oh, sorry Can I associate myself with the remarks of the Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition over humanitarian crisis in India, and injustice over the Horizon issue at the Post Office. Mr Speaker, Over 127,000 people have died from Covid in the United Kingdom

2:43:52 People have lost their mothers and fathers, their grandparents and even their children. NHS staff have given their all fighting to keep people alive that's why so many people find the Prime Minister's remark that he would rather let their bodies pile high in there thousands than go into lockdown utterly sickening The BBC and ITV have multiple sources confirming that this is what the Prime Minister said. People are willing to go under oath, Mr Speaker, confirming that the Prime Minister said these exact words – under oath Mr Speaker. Now parliamentary rules stop me from saying that the Prime Minister has repeatedly lied to the public over the last week but can I ask a question?

2:44:34 Are you a liar, Prime Minister? I'm grateful to you Mr Speaker, but what i would say to the right honourable gentleman is that if he's going to relay that kind of quotation it is up to him in a place like parliament to produce the author the person who claims to have heard it because I can't find them. He says that they're willing to go on oath, perhaps they're sitting somewhere in this building? I rather doubt it because...because I didn't say those words what I do believe is that a lockdown is a miserable miserable thing and I did everything I could to try to protect the British public throughout the pandemic. So I figured that was over and so we go to this is the last one, not gonna play anymore This is Scott's three

2:45:37 Let's go back to Ian Blackford. Thank you Mr Speaker and of course it is the Prime Minister's behaviour which is not in order, this is a Prime Minister who has upped his neck in a swamp of Tory sleaze we've seen contracts for cronies, tax for tax breaks and cash for curtains The Prime Minister has dodged these questions all week and he's dodged them again today but these questions simply are not going away So when exactly was money funnelled through Tory HQ into his personal bank account? When did he pay back this money, was it an interest free loan and who is the donor or donors who originally funded it.

2:46:14 Is the Prime Minister aware that if he continues to fail to answer these questions, that the Electoral Commission has the powers to prosecute him? Will the Prime Minister publish these details today or is it going to wait until police come knocking at his door. Mr Speaker as I've said I look forward what the Electoral Commission has to say. So this is all they have got to talk about It's baffling, it's very Trump-esque. Very reminiscent... It is totally Trump-esque! No sources? He says they haven't got the leverage And who is running against him?! Who's the opponent? This character that's the head of labor who I can't even remember his name...I wrote down his name because I never heard this guy. Wrote him down and forgot it again

2:47:10 They have nobody running against them. The whole, I'm surprised that the Tories don't just sweep and if all they've got is the fact that he fixed up number 10 Downing Street and somebody helped pay for it which is a guess some sort of horrible violation and he made some comment nobody can really document there's no recording of it And thats all their harping on? What's wrong with those people?! I mean come on at least we do like impeachment you guys are weak! Weak! Very weak. Here, like impeachment... we accused the president of inciting an insurrection? You guys are no good! The European Union's probably laughing at you now. Wow. Anyway that's kind of what's going on so

2:47:57 Haven't been paying attention because I think we both wrote off Bojo as a vaccine nut yeah Build back better climate change guy which is not seeing it as I'm seeing mostly these guys attacking and a lot of these things doing out of reaction I'm going to move the UFO stuff to our next show. However, however... I do have something of interest and import that we need to discuss now when this story originally popped up i was all in then i was told i was a conspiracy theorist which is incorrect i'm the conspiracy therapist uh then well maybe something we're not so sure but shut up

2:48:39 And now, oh now we definitely know for sure. And in Washington a federal investigation is underway looking into what could be mysterious sonic attacks on US soil one of them happened near the White House where a National Security Council official was sickened similar incidents happened in 2016 at the U.S. Embassy in Havana Cuba where authorities believe diplomats were being hit with directed radio frequencies So this is Deuz, the directed energy weapons which I've been excoriated for told him a nut job crazy However, I'm here to say that this has nothing to do with directed energy weapons. Well, I also want to mention that it turns out the last directed energy weapon fear that you proposed was

2:49:20 Now it traces back to a dimmer switch, so let's continue now. Well at least I don't show up with six minutes of cash for curtains So here's CB Which is good stuff by the way sure here's CB nothing beats a two-minute report from Jeff Begay's I don't care what you say Dvorak the The poop reporter is the man on the scene. We want to turn now to a mystery right here in the nation's capital, law enforcement agencies are investigating two possible sonic attacks on government officials leading to vertigo pounding headaches and nausea. The CIA is now working to find out if possible attacks are being carried out by foreigners on US soil. Here CBS' Jeff Pegues

2:50:02 One of the alleged energy attacks occurred on the South side of The White House last November, sickening a White House aide. That followed a similar incident in 2019 in a Virginia suburb reportedly injuring an administration aid walking her dog their conditions are not known but The White House confirms that President Biden has been briefed on one of the incidents and senators are demanding answers There are personnel who have been harmed who we need to make sure get the care and benefits they need. It's critically important, and frankly leaders are focused on this issue." Officials say it is too early to tell what happened but the National Security Agency has described energy attack in the past as a high-powered microwave system weapon that can bathe targets living quarters in microwaves and kill an enemy over time without leaving evidence

2:50:54 Energy attacks were suspected in Cuba and China several years ago as US personnel reported symptoms of what was called Havana syndrome. Ear popping, pounding headaches and nausea the mysterious noise victims heard during the attack has been described as sounding like this I woke up in the middle of the night. Catherine Warner worked for the Commerce Department in China and told 60 Minutes about being attacked. And, I could feel this sound in my head. It was intense pressure on both of my temples at the same time I heard this low humming sound and it was oscillating. And, I remember looking around for where this sound is coming from because it's painful

2:51:44 And Jeff Begay joins us now. So who does the U.S. government think is responsible? Well, the Russians remain a primary suspect. At the moment, US officials are skeptical that Moscow would try to pull off an attack like this just steps away from the White House or OK so I, of course am all in on directed energy weapons. They have nothing here they had the same one person oh very nauseous i wanted to throw up that's since that guy is an every single report they only have people going back to the Havana syndrome why is this now on the radar? Why are they doing two or three minute reports and every single evening news you heard it at the end Russia

2:52:29 We need to ratchet up Russia. We have nothing... It's like this is perfect, even... Hey! If we say that there are directed energy weapons Even that nutjob from No Agenda might get on board with Russia This will be fucking great Let's get that guy on board But there is something a little more grotesque You notice the talk of The Ellipse? Have you heard this? The Ellipse? Mmmmm This is where it's...The Ellipse right near the White House This is how they take out the president, John. And blame it on Russia! His brain is gonna fry... Yes? Come on man! He's like- Oh we're sorry the President's brain is now completely gone We're pretty sure it came near the ellipse with a directed energy weapon. Yes sir You watch Put in the book So here's the question on my mind based on what you hear there

2:53:22 Does anyone suggest, this is what they should do. So you want to deflect something and by the way people should look up the June bugs hysteria in Wikipedia because this is reminding me of it but how about 5G? How come 5Gs never mentioned? Sounds like 5g to me! I don't know dude its science yeah just science What have you got for ISO's that was it that's all I got It's the worst it's the worst ISO ever Oh, well I got you. Okay! I got the woman from Wales and this is the Welsh ISO. Okay women from Wales... What? What is she saying?! I have no idea that's interesting to know. That's pretty good. I like it. If there was any Welsh in the chat room tell us what she said. We'll take that. Well that's interesting. I like it. I like it. What's your other...?

2:54:21 Uh, wrong. Something's seriously wrong here! Oh yeah... Joe wins every time with something like that That's perfect! It's perfect! Alright so the cash for curtains is on the... We're done I mean i can move this I do have one story that's kind of interesting if you want to... 32? Oh wait uh I did have another That is a fact check false And I did have that ISO I don't know if that's any good I think Biden's probably better Biden's always good. Yeah, he's gonna be a little better Well I'm holding on to the UFO story. I have oh This is actually so we'll just end on this on this note because it's important for the show Laura Logan was on The Jesse Waters Show and It was like you know from Fox and

2:55:20 Yeah, he has a Saturday Night Show or something. And I have a minute of what she was talking about but the way she was introduced that's probably more important. She had a good little report on how kids are being used to smuggle drugs across the border and are being used for pornographic film industry even snuff films all kinds of crazy stuff she was talking about But it was the way that she was introduced by Jesse Watters, that I think legally i have to take issue with. Here to tell us more host of No Agenda on Fox Nation... No no Mr. Waters! That is a trademark violation Yeah we're gonna have to send them a note You cannot say that! It's Laura Logan has no agenda The agreement has been made and agreed to Can we fine them for this? Can we fine them money? I don't know if you can find them, just warn them

2:56:14 If they do it again, then yeah. Yeah you can sue them. It should be like a thousand dollars per cable household. That's not the way it works? Well that's the way it worked in my fantasy... I guess I'm wrong and I think that's uh.. I think my meanwhile little tactic would be for all of our producers listeners To send Jesse Waters a note condemning him for saying it was him, it wasn't her that did it. Yeah get your shit together you come across as untrustworthy Waters

2:56:53 All right, everybody. I'm going to get a hold of our attorney and have water... You know what should happen? Water should express an apology. Yes! An apology. He'll do it all over this dumb podcast with a couple of losers podcasters but that's their real name is No Agenda so we're required to say sorry. I think that's an outstanding idea We deserve a proper apology Yeah yeah i think you're right All we really want though is for you to join us again for the next show which will be on Thursday and support us by going to Dvorak.org slash NA I'm coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone star state it is Austin Texas FEMA region number six in the governmental maps In The Morning everybody!

2:57:39 I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak. End of show! We have Grumpy Old Butt Ben's coming up next on noagendastream.com. End of show we have a special little thing from Neil Jones, we've got a Fletcher Hog Story mix and we've got that requested Jeff Smith in the morning song. I will talk to you on Thursday until then adios mofos and such I can't imagine what knob twiddling you're doing. Okay, does this sound better? Does this sound better? Does this sound better? Does this sound better? Okay, does this sound better? Does this sound any better? Hello, I'm talking to you! Does this sound better?

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