Topic: Alan Bean

Small May Day marches featuring communist flags were reported in Austin, Texas, reflecting a perceived rise in radical political activity. On a more positive note, long-time producer Sir Alan Bean was recognized for over a decade of consistent monthly support. The hosts reiterated that the show has "zero listeners" but thousands of "producers" who contribute time, talent, and treasure.

Kimberly Davis, a pilot in training for the US Air Force, is recognized for her donation. Alan Bean is promoted to the rank of Viscount within the show's peerage system. A long list of $50 donors from across the United States is read, with many requesting "jobs karma" via Nancy Pelosi audio clips.

The formal knighting ceremony and donor credit sequence for episode 777 is conducted. Numerous producers are recognized for their "Value for Value" contributions, including those reaching the "Mile High Club" ($5,280) and those donating $77.77 or $77.70 in honor of the episode number.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak thank more donors from Illinois, Nevada, and Texas. They discuss potential meetups in Texas and acknowledge Sir Alan Bean in Oakland, who sends a hand-written check every month.

A Frontline documentary is cited to explain the personal animosity between Speaker John Boehner and President Obama following a failed debt ceiling deal. The hosts suggest the current shutdown is "payback" for Obama reneging on a previous handshake agreement. Meanwhile, listener Alan Bean is awarded a baronetcy for his consistent monthly contributions to the No Agenda program.

A listener from Zeeland, Netherlands, requests "dry feet karma" as the region faces rising sea levels and dyke concerns. The hosts then perform a formal knighthood ceremony for Alan Bean and Chad Biederman, inducting them into the "Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable" for their significant financial contributions.