Topic: Birthday Jingle

Alicia MacComer becomes an Executive Producer after winning a raffle at an Indiana No Agenda meetup. Ryan Tiernan promotes a new apparel line, "High Class White Trash," while donating $333. International support arrives from Switzerland and the Netherlands. Several donors request birthday jingles and "de-douching" for non-donating friends.

The hosts continue the "Double Credit" celebration by investing numerous listeners as Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Round Table. The segment includes personal anecdotes from donors, such as a former West Coast carny and a listener who discovered the show via Adam Curry's appearance on Joe Rogan. Various "jingles" and "karma" requests are fulfilled as part of the value-for-value exchange.

The hosts read birthday messages and donation notes from producers, including Sir Chris of the Catskills. The segment includes various jingle requests and health karma for family members of the "No Agenda Nation."

The hosts request that listeners send direct links rather than screenshots when submitting news items, as screenshots lack necessary context and metadata. A final round of birthday wishes is read for various "smoking hot" spouses and children of the producer community, followed by a discussion on the timing of birthdays relative to New Year's Eve.

Sir Ivo from Arnhem, Netherlands, reached knighthood through years of small monthly donations. John Pacifici's son Patrick celebrated his 16th birthday with a donation, becoming a "de-douched" fan of the "China is Asshole" jingle.

The hosts acknowledge numerous producers, including Sir Mark Magpio and Sir Hoopinsocker, for their financial support and birthday contributions. A discussion ensues regarding the annoyance of the phrase "stay safe," with the hosts suggesting alternative retorts. The segment concludes with a final round of "Jobs Karma" and "Goat Karma" requests.

Producers Kevin and Melissa Fitzpatrick requested "Jobs Karma" and a "de-douching" during a donation segment. The hosts discuss the mechanics of leaving notes in PayPal and play various jingles, including "China is Asshole," in response to donor requests.

A series of new Knights and Dames are inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable following the anniversary promotion. The segment includes the playing of custom jingles, such as the "Zika" and "Don't Eat Me Hillary" clips, as requested by donors. Birthday wishes are extended to long-time listeners, including a shoutout for a donor sharing a birthday with Donald Trump.

Final donations for the segment are read, including a birthday wish for Nicholas Samaras and a contribution from Joshua Milos. The hosts perform a "jobs karma" jingle and thank all producers for their financial support, which allows them to monitor multiple news screens for convention coverage.

A debate over the pronunciation of "Illinois" leads to a discussion of Chicago accents and personal linguistic habits. The hosts also address listener requests for more information about a mysterious "Lucy" from college. The segment concludes with birthday wishes for various listeners and a special jingle sequence for a young fan named Madison.

The hosts conduct a lengthy donor thank-you segment, including a recommendation for "Renaissance" Bordeaux Superior wine available at Costco. They read messages from first-time donors and regular contributors, play various jingles, and announce upcoming birthdays for listeners. The segment reinforces the show's value-for-value model and encourages continued financial support.

The hosts perform a "stripper announcer" routine to thank donors who contributed to the "Make It Rain" segment. They acknowledge various contributors from the EU, Australia, and the US, and play a birthday jingle for a listener in Woodland Hills.

The hosts credit several high-value donors, including John Dietrich and Paul Simon, who both contributed $299.99. Dietrich shares a story about visiting Nash’s Organic Produce in Port Angeles based on a show tip. The segment includes a musical tribute from Sir Jeff Smith and a birthday shout-out for Matt Dietrich.

A segment addressing missed birthday callouts for younger listeners and discussing which show jingles are most popular with children.

A listener-proposed "Help John & Adam Get It Up" campaign is discussed as a humorous alternative to the "1%ers" meme. The segment includes a birthday jingle for Jerry and Laura Winginroth, whose birthdays fall on consecutive days in January. The hosts emphasize the importance of handwritten notes and personal connections with the "producers" of the show.