3:00:08 But you know, obviously I read the New York Times like all day long. Mainly on my iPad app Jill Abramson, New York Times where is she? Unbelievable We miss you Jill She's writing books Come back to the fray She still floating around doing interviews and she still sounds like that Baaaaaah Sir Otto Priester in soos Donation for the $14.99 Sunday night special, middle ground between the 15th anniversary of the show and the milestone 1500 episode a token of the value derived from all your hard work
3:00:45 This one propels me to Baron level, by which I humbly request a title change to Baron No. Ruler of the Rhine estuary The late poet and knightly mayor of Rotterdam, Jules Deelder...the nightmare yes, Jules Deelder very famous guy is gone Describe the area in his seminal work as concise topography of the Rhine estuary Rotterdams, Schiedam, Vlaardingen Maasluis, Hoekium, Trappiaf, Gekkahuis Best read by Adam, not to confuse you John. Keep safe comrades for jingles I'd like a touch of shape-shifting juice 33 is the magic number plus a plain karma would be very much appreciated.
3:01:34 Roll up, roll up for the shapeshifting juice. 33, that's the magic number. Go get em! It is, it's the magic number. You've got karma. Sir Andy of Tarragello Beach 333 dot three three. Get at him Okay, I would like this donation of 205.57 which is 333 Aussie. Oh okay it's 205 37 Aussie to go to my smoking hot girl Kylie Thompson so okay This will bring her to Dame hood she would like to be known as Dame Kylie of the Double D cups
3:02:24 She would like goat beer at the round table. That might be the key, and I also get a birthday shout out to her grandson Spencer who despite his whole body being riddled with blood clots when he was born will be turning one this Sunday. The timing seems to be there and some travel comfort trip to the pyramids in November you guys are the best happy anniversary sir Andy of Tarragol Beach. Very nice, Sir Andy, sure. You've got karma! Anonymous in Peoria Arizona 33314 Greetings Media Mavens Congrats on 15 years at the greatest show your deconstruction and good karma have guided me and mine through so much thank you both
3:03:10 With this $3.3314 Magic Pie donation and your generous inflation-fighting double credit offer, I am brought to knighthood and will be honored to join your illustrious roundtable as Sir Amac? Ceramic? Sir Amic! Sir Amic. Knight of the Material Facts would request a magnum of Leonetti Cabernet to share with my fellow mutton eaters... ...and some banana fosters to complete our feast." A double shot of positive karma for all the producers, then a magic number. And finally it's science will give you some. That's the magic number. It is the magic number. I would have gone with the Leonetti Merlot Charles Fitzpatrick in Sacramento 33313 hour dropped him down Hey guys cool show hey guys boom done
3:04:12 Yeah, I'm still... Dr. Jeff is up next in Menlo Park 333 John and Adam with this donation have reached knighthood Good! I'd like to be knighted sir dr. Jeff Knight of the Veils of Silica and Manhattan Hmm, whatever that is. Please de-douche me! You've been de-douched Can I get an F cancer and goat Carmel? Send my accounting via emails. Best Dr Jeff. You've got
3:04:49 Karma. Ryan Young is in St Louis, Missouri 333 in the morning. Gents congrats to all you and all the producers of 15 years and cheers to 15 more Cheers! Cheers! Excited for this fire sale This not a fire sale I don't like firesales We're running out of night hoods we're firesaling it Nooo Every nighthood's got to go We're insane Fire sale. Excited for this fire sales that puts me on the fast track to knighthood! No jingles, no karma but please de-douche me! You've been de-douched
3:05:31 Joshua Sorsi in Noonan, Georgia 300. In the morning gents Adam can I get a Pepsi Blue Ribbon jingle your favorite Alex Jones jingle and the Build Back Better Jingle and Patriot Karma So I tried to do the math, he continues. So I tried to do the math for the inflation special but it was too complicated so here's $300 you guys are the best and i'm an addict when it comes to this show Adam the crackpot takes The crackpot takes, the crackpot takes makes my day. It's like listening to a mad scientist! I wish to be knighted Sir Joshua of House Cersei first of his name protector of the gun line see accounting below i would like
3:06:21 a chopped pork sandwich. Oh, goodness! Not pulled pork but chopped it which is a sandwich and Brunswick stew which is actually should technically should be made from squirrel. And oh that actually does well actually brunch with stew may or may not be squirrel I'm thinking of burgoo at the roundtable love is lit and hope you never find an exit strategy. Oh goodness that's so nice of you. Oops, sorry. I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay! You've got... karma
3:07:12 Just just been from central Wisconsin 288 59 First knighthood no jingles. No karma for the best podcast in the universe Thank you very much appreciate it, and I don't see it in blue so I would think that there is a Could it's just been the first I think it's just a credit. So I don't think it is a credit Yes, he has Michael Ashmore in Lakeland Florida 28750 Cheers to 15 years from make heroism and Mary Kate ultra no jingles No karma, I'm pretty sure just Ben from Central Wisconsin Is claiming a knighthood but he did not send the night name so let us know we'll do that on 1500 for you Just Ben or
3:08:00 Or 1501. There you go Andrea Ludlam is in Holmes Beach Florida 285 in the morning this donation should bring me to Dame hood with a double credit I would like to be known as Dame admin support the logistics specialist thank you for your great work health karma for all You've got karma Micah Edgerton and then Mike is a very popular name nowadays, thanks to one of the defensive ends at the Dallas Cowboys 282. I think I'm Jens congrats on 15 years this should get me to knighthood. I'd love some yak karma thanks to my buddy Landon for hitting me in the mouth during the covid times that liked to be known as Sir Edge Knight of the Sasquatch lands. Cheers! You've got
3:08:51 Karma. Then we have Adam Brink, a rink I'm sorry from Heskell Tennessee 275 switcheroo for brandy You missed Brian Gates Oh i'm sorry Brian Brian gates says with this special at 281 83 With his special donation it will bring me to knighthood please knight me sir Montauk no jingles but some health karma would be nice you've got karma and then all grab Our switcheroo for Brandy Rink, which would make his wife a dame. Please dame her apple dumpling of the Kings Valley if it's available." Did you look it up? I want to make sure...I have a feeling it's available. Jingle smoking hot wife, I think he means Boogity in that case. Kiss my ring. Do we ever kiss my ring?
3:09:49 Not that I know of. Yes we do, Kiss My Ring... Roundtable Steelhead Salmon! You got it, uh... Risada? No you got it Mr Rink, I forget his- I already removed his name. Kiss my ring! But thats YOU! I guess?! Adam Hollins, 275 bucks with this donation I thusly... Ah! He's got the right idea. I thusly achieved knighthood. Confirm me survivor of the mandate. Having retained my vocation without vaccination with the armor of liberty of conscious defense
3:10:43 And to Lidge of the no agenda show prepare tomahawk rib eye and Glen Fittich Solera 15 I have never seen the bartenders working harder as a roundtable They are busting that and the meat guys. The meat mafia are just going nuts trying to bring all this beef in Beef yes, a lot of beef beefy John Mansell played l is in NAY, Ohio. 25726 taking advantage of the double credits my donation today takes me to knighthood I would like grass-fed lamb and Bundberg rum at the round table it would like to be known as Sir Ohio bloke then he has a boots on the ground and the bird flew in ohio on egg mega
3:11:28 Far an egg mega farm nearby had to destroy 3.8 million chickens in August the outbreak was caused by four Canadian geese damn you Canadians Canadians a relative of mine is the general manager of the farm he said that they were that That they were told the total number in the u.s.. Since September of last year is around 65 million birds destroyed or demised No wonder the chicken prices are too high. Destroyed or demised, they cannot do anything about the geese since they're protected by law. Congrats on 15 years and 1500 episodes of the best podcast in universe no jingles no karma birthday list Sir Ohio bloke November 2nd 59 trips around the Sun and the youngest human resource Lucy on November 7th eight trips around the Sun thank you so much good sir
3:12:16 Dame foreign lady before from D'Acula, Georgia. 250 ITM this makes me a baron I think if you're dame you would be... A Baroness. Baronet or Baroness. Baroness yes Baroness right. Thanks for all that you do. Hold on You have no right to misgender our Baroness if she wants to be a baron, baronette? Baron. That's fine I think she just made a mistake So i do have the right I think you should be a trans-baron I'm the head of the peerage committee and can deny this whole request I think she should be a trans-baron I don't think she wants to be She is in Dracula Georgia it seems unlikely Dracula okay Thanks for all that you do Dame foreign lady before...I dont' think she on the upgrade list to be honest about it Yeah she is
3:13:04 I saw the color though. No, let me double-check then well you do that I'll talk Ben Smith comes in from Greenville Texas and it was a greenville always thought was Brownville to a lady before she's on it She's good 250 bucks And no note and so we'll wait for his little karma form who cares Scott Karma. 250 from Monroe, Washington Dame Lady get over it says ITM boys happy anniversary thank you for your courage asking for baby making karma we've been humping like rabbits and it's becoming a bore I mean a chore really no sometimes over sharing is the thing I might need relationship karma after this note love his tits okay dame lady get over it have you heard
3:13:57 Thermometers, ankles up lady. That's what you need! Come on let's do it let's do it! You've got... Karma I gave ya double karma and name after me and John It Very Boniface in uh Elkton, Florida. $250. I TM'd this donation at 250 which doubled to 500 during the 50th anniversary celebration week double credit extravaganza makes me an executive producer and puts me over the 1000 mark accounting below that makes me eligible for knighthood for jingles i would like china is asshole john fisting nuts and some stereo goat karma for all the no agenda producers i request to be knighted as sir jub-jub
3:14:40 of the jiggly bits. At the round table, I would like to have a bushel of Maryland steamed blue crabs you can't eat a bushel crab and a case of cold beer John's recommendation. Cold beer Mellow Light Paps Blue Ribbon Paps Blue Ribbon light. I'd like to try to keep this short. I was so fortunate to hear Adam on The Joe Rogan podcast Rogan donation back in March of 2020 and I haven't missed a show since this is truly the best podcast In the universe congratulations on your 50th anniversary. Thank you for all the incredible work that you do, please No exit strategies by Barry Boniface
3:15:24 Elkton, Florida formerly Newport News Virginia and that's something I didn't know that they changed the name of Newport news to Elkton Florida. No i didn't know that either all right and we have those jingles for you China is asshole! Just go for it John tell us your um... We might as well play this classic Noah Jetta. ...your peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on airplanes? I see this on the airplane and it's very annoying and I think it will result in fights breaking out because it just so annoying to watch Guy takes his bag of peanuts and throws a pile of them into the palm of his hand, and then he makes a fist. around the nuts. And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut to the little hole. Stop! To the little hole... and then he throws a nut in his mouth from his fists. Then, he does it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws It is annoying as hell to watch. You've got... karma Classic
3:16:28 Classic no agenda. Classic, classic, classic. Where am I? Where am i? I can do this. Sir Jeff of Pennsylvania Route 33 in Bethlehem, PA 250 Hey guys! Hi guys! IDM thank you for your courage and congratulations for the 15 year 1500 episodes milestone also thank you for the two times inflation promotion finally I can agree with the elites and say inflation is good But it's transitory. My donation of $250 double the 500 brings me to Baronet, always a tiny baron in my mind but okay accounting below may have a little goat karma and a 33 is the magic number is the most requested today? That's very interesting. Okay yeah, of course you could have that. 33! That's the magic number! It's the magic number
3:17:25 You've got... Karma. After reading about the credit promo in JCD's newsletter, I checked my accumulated donation balance and realized that $250 donation would both grant me an executive producership and catapult me to knighthood. I just couldn't pass that up! Accounting is a test... And like most other jobs it's hard to tell if this knighthood will be saved or created eh? So i guess ill use that in my title Sir Saved Or Created
3:18:08 Speaking of jobs and being a recent recipient of some stray jobs karma, I'd like to pay it forward so others may benefit. And as much as I love going on about how much I appreciate no agenda etc., this note's already too long! Yes? I'll take an OMG amazing and please don't forget the jobs karma for all. For the roundtable I'll take biscuits & gravy plz. Can't wait John Mahala, soon to be searched saved or created. It's amazing! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You saw karma. Notice how the donation amounts go down and the notes go up? it's always that way it's very odd
3:19:00 Alex Drake is in Toronto. 234.69, that's Candanavia. In the morning John and Adam long time listener first-time donor which I think calls for a... You've been de-douched! My donation of 234.69 is actually Canadian EU 3333.33 which I felt compelled to provide after my experience on your last show day on Thursday Oh experience okay we like experiences My beautiful wife and I flew from Toronto to Vancouver where we were seated in row 33. This made me think of the show but was filed away as a minor coincidence." I think not! The major coincidence came when we were waiting for our pickup from the airport, the woman next to us picking up some of her relatives was wearing a sweater with a huge pyramid with a 33 in it with the big words no agenda written underneath
3:19:56 What are the chances? Thank you, shop. I was another fan and told me that, that was the first time she had someone recognize the shirt. Anywho... The Row 33 in the Noah Jenna 33 sweater was too much all in one day and I knew it was a sign I needed to donate! I hope that lady forgives me for startling her! Please play Coincidence? I think Lot which of course is uh-is a classic staple 999 oh my goodness nine...nine
3:20:41 999, where's the niner? Nine. Okay we got some nine-nine-nine and what's the last one... Resist We Much and some Jarbs Karma okay! We can do all of that and we look forward to it. Coincidence I think not! But resist we much. We must and we will much about that be committed. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Steve from BC 233 is in BC Canada
3:21:22 Donation makes me a knight. Please knight me as Sir 33 megahertz. Donation is and he goes on counting notes sent subject is David boom-boom your night good Melanie Drees is in Colorado Springs, California calleth, California 222 88 Colorado Colorado it's color Colorado fornia First happy anniversary, hey guys! Even though my magic monthly donation almost brings me to damehood I just had to become an associate executive producer. This row of ducks with two snowmen chasing them south... 222 dot 82 That's funny
3:21:59 Plus my subscription pushes me into a higher echelon of the no agenda cast system. Please pronuncicate me Dame Melovation of the Colorado mountaintops, a delicious hamburger of Colorado raised beef and Avery hazy ish IPA am I saying that right? And every hazy ish IPA which is what I request when I sit down. You know this I've got to stop This hazy IPA, this is a protein that you know this is normally seen as a flaw and some genius decided that oh instead of like having to filter it more or actually fix it so it's not throwing out this protein haze in the beer we'll just call it hazy and make it up make it about a benefit.
3:22:49 Well that's clearly someone who knows what they're doing over there. Yeah, marketing wise it doesn't help the beer any! Okay... So we'll get some hazy-ish IPA? Sorry, pet peeve. That's alright. When I sit down to dine with my fellow dames and knights Wait can i say fellow should I say they dames and knights yes you should you misgenderer It's an honor to share my treasure with the best non-PC PC in the universe. No jingles or karma, just prayers for all my Red Pill co listeners and all the truth tellers out there You John C and Adam and many others are fighting a good fight of helping to free minds! The truth will set you free! Blessings Melanie Dries. You've got Karma
3:23:34 No agenda T Emporium 222.22, parts unknown just a row of ducks from no agenda t happy anniversary no jingles no karma then we have Sir Howard Gutknecht from Seattle Washington a row of ducks 2-2-2 and Howard says Please enjoy the enclosed donation. 222 Sincerely Howard Goodconnect Well, thank you very much We will take that at face value Eric Newey Nguyen and Engwin, Nguyen. Nguyen you had it right I had to write the first time because we got an ng the other day so Nguyen. Oh ing is yeah this is... Most of the ings are Chinese. Richardson Texas 220 thank you for your courage John Adam howdy from Dallas rounding up my knighthood with his donation please enlight me Sir Eric Knight of The New
3:24:34 Nguyen Dynasty. Roundtable requests... Oh my God. Ka-kafe sua? Da? Which is iced Viet coffee. And banh mi! I know bah mi, I know bah mi. Jingle requests. China is asshole and that's true Okay, I'm gonna give you the full one actually just to make a little bit funnier Donald Trump don't trust China! China is asshole! And then where are the ladies here? That's true. There you go Onward with Sir Michael Anthony to $1499