Time Warner Sucks

00:01 It is Thursday, January 13th 2011. This is your media assassination it's messed up. That's right we're at episode 269 and we are in deep trouble here coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center with your weekly bi-weekly Gitmo Nation Media Assassination I'm Adam Curry hello John and from northern Silicon Valley where I'm good yeah that knew that was gonna happen up yeah I didn't hear you at all yeah no I said something but I was only hearing half of you we'll say it again I'm John C DeVore I can have a feeling this will be an epic show

00:53 It will be epically crappy. Yeah, it will be alright well hey everybody how you doing let me explain what's going on for the past 14 hours I've been battling Time Warner Cable trying to get some kind of decent connection Of course it is all my fault its my modem, its my connection, its the underpants Im wearing Its anything but their crappy ass network just so you know well probably nobody else is having any problems then no of course not and and you get on the line with these people that's me all in a little that is so insulting by the way why does it have to buy this Spanish have to be first choice it should be if you speak English press one and then go out bob last time your dogs

01:40 That insults me so much right off the bat. Well you're in Mexico? Yeah and then you get through them and then you get to Roadrunner, it's like hey listen, I know a little bit about technology, I've gone through the whole rebooting thing... Sure ya do! Good sir. By the way if you go to Twitter and search Time Warner there are more people in Hollywood with this problem No, it seems to be just your modem. Okay! That pisses me off so much when they do that. I said look people are having problems in Hollywood where I live and I'm in the Hollywood Hills People are in West Hollywood They're having this issue

02:25 And it's on Twitter. You can search Twitter, Time Warner and you'll see it! Yes sir well we're pinging your modem and uh seems like you've disconnected 400 times in the last 10 minutes Yeah yeah that was me testing 400 times in ten minutes You won't believe this sir I think you disconnected a lot No I won't believe you're an idiot! Oh... I have the AT&T DSL on order It's going to take another four weeks for them to get it in and then another four weeks to get it configured. And of course... This episode is brought you by Comcast Yeah, so what did I do? The only backup solution that I have Of course I have a Verizon phone with their great MiFi You know, Verizon is so awesome So freaking awesome! There's no Verizon reception here where its so awesome

03:15 Everyone's like over eyes and I would IV. I can't wait for the iPhone on Verizon because they're awesome you 4g my fight Well, I can't get a signal from Verizon in the hill here an AT&T I've got full bars in the studio So I and of course you can do it other on AT&T so I have a jailbroken Oh Thank You darling and Mickey understands Thank You dear yeah some coffee piece of grapefruit for herself. No, no it's okay I already ate darling and thank you for walking around like that. That makes me... Can i just have some sugar? You're on the camera! No if I turn over here If I turn on the camera you'd freak out and the connection would freak out hold on

04:01 Thank you, darling. So I'm tethered... What do you mean thank you? Go ahead. Alright so on so I'm tethered on the iPhone which is kind of working okay. I've brought the stream down to 24 kilobits in order for it to work. But the problem is, I have an internal network right? And the internal network runs through the router that is connected to the Time Warner cable modem so if now all of a sudden I don't have a way to connect my phone To the network and make the network just connect to the phone. So now I had to connect all individual computers, they don't interconnect any... It's like a nightmare of IP addresses so that whole system is down it's like I'm gonna be firing off clips manually its hosed

04:52 Toast but I bet we have a Skype connection and we're streaming. That's pretty amazing Yeah, well it keeps breaking up with me and it didn't and you both oh You sound you sound great by the way But there's a moment yeah, I didn't sound great on the intro when I said I'm you know I had this really long involved intro Yeah So That's upsetting. I'm so upset and of course all my prep is on like internal servers, connect and disconnect and reconnect... And by the way my mail server is receiving mail that's the crazy thing Yeah well they usually do that yeah you store it Right but so that connection is good enough no my mail server is here in the house remember? Oh right yeah okay have your own now So its not because I have a backup server in cloud

05:43 Should this one become unavailable, but this one is actually available and then so stuff is coming in But then I can't reach it unless I switch to the internal network. But if on the I'm on the internal network Then I can't actually Connect you or the stream So there's a long long boring story but I'm extremely irked all my prep has been hose have spent all this time working on this stupid connection which is the 18th time in two weeks of Sorry two months that this just sucked man. No one wants to hear about it because everyone knows what this is about, but it's pathetic It's pathetic that the telcos took billions of tax dollars and built nothing It build built a system to bill me two hundred and thirty dollars a month for nothing That's what they built you bastards You're spaying you're spending $230 a month for this crappy connection you have well including cable TV now He just broke up completely I said included including table TV

06:42 Oh, okay. Well it's still high It's outrageous and by the way they're increasing the rates This is like you know almost $3,000 a year just to be connected if you were in Sweden You'd have a 30 megabit... once you moved to Sweden and then we could have a really good show Yeah, even though someone was doing this show when you were overseas We never had a problem! The show people do the shows great. It rocked yeah, we knew we never had an issue It was fantastic can you hear me or you can't hear me at all now? Your not hearing me I wasn't. I am now. That kind of sucks, because you are coming through fine so if you just pretend to hear me... Oh what? Yes! I can do that Then no one will know the difference It was a great show You know we could just talk simultaneously Oh Mickey darling, i need a cup Use the jockstrap

07:36 So, uh... Let me just, have you tweeted? At least I can tweet this. I tweeted that we're gonna have a lousy show Yeah We are live kinda But haven't tweeted that we're doing anything Okay let's just tweet No agenda Ladies and gentlemen, another version of Stalling Ah, don't wanna saw Tweet Tweet Pocket no agenda K Did you send out the bat signal? Yeah, I'm doing it now Hadn't actually done it Hey Mick Mickey! Hey Mick I need a cup. She brought me the coffee but there's no cup. How does that work? Why don't you do our, talk for something. I'm going to go get a cup. Okay Adam is off getting a cup while I discuss... You know one of the things I want to talk about on todays show which i might get to later since we got a couple letters from people about getting grass fed beef from local farmers

08:38 And I found a good link to Oklahoma State Agriculture Department's website. They have a PDF on buying locker beef, what you would generally pay, what you get, what is the side? What does it weigh and we're going to put that in the show notes later probably two or three weeks from now when Adam finally gets his connection back and So one of the things, and I want to bring this up with Adam. Alright, I'm back Which is the fact that you need to buy a freezer A freezer for what? For your beef! For the half-a-cow I am getting? Yeah Well I have a freezer Do i really need a bigger freezer than the SubZero I have already Oh no, that's not good You need a stand alone freezer Why can't I put it in the SubZero That works It doesn't have enough square footage for like 1 tenth of that cow

09:32 Maybe I'll take an eighth of the cow then. It's okay, darling already got one She was outside listening to the show she's on a six-minute delay Oh, it's about the cup. Yeah! She's still just hearing the cup part... Ah what a darling she she was like I got to get out of the house I gotta go sit in the sun i can't stand the energy that guy is emanating The negative energy. I'm surprised he hasn't been out there for hours ago So son you have son? Yes we have a beautiful day today and no persistent jet con trails either

10:14 Well, it's because there is no moisture in there. So yeah you need a stand alone freezer. Now the point is that the general rule which I have emailed to you and we can put into show notes later. Essentially you can put 35-40 pounds of meat per one square foot of freezer space Generally speaking, most people will have like a six square foot freezer which you can get from Sears. They're very inexpensive I've seen them as cheap as $150 but for 200 bucks you can get a really good one and it also has a lower temperature than the normal refrigerator-freezer because you want to keep the temperature down below zero

10:56 and uh... but typically you can get a t six square footer will hold pretty much if there's nothing else in their will hold the half a steer of forty pounds a square but i don't have a place to put this thing i mean this is not a big house were in here it says like a freezer don't take up with a date would fit in the closet quite easily oh really they're very small all i don't have a closet you know we got a closet not now make are you kidding me i live with a woman dude You know, it's like the closets are filled with clothes. Convince her that frozen shoes last longer! Honey listen, your Milano Blahniks will look much better if they're frozen and you know we'll just plan it when you're ready to go out We'll just take a few hours to thaw them It will be perfect Eric says he bought a 7 foot freezer for $100

11:48 Right and what kind of energy does that thing slurp? They don't use much because it's a sealed device. And so once it gets up to temperature, It's not as though you're opening and closing it You don't do a lot with this thing is just basically a sealed device and once it gets down to below zero It doesn't use much juice after that unless you're constantly going into it and you very rarely do They're not that big the six-footer is not that big. It's very small fits easily into a closet But that's what you have to get. Can I shift gears for a second on you? My daughter, very upset she doesn't have a car, she doesn't have a license to go with the car Well that would help, it's the beginning Yeah and keys and stuff like that is all important so she takes the LA bus and metro system

12:38 and uh... now mesh my daughter's very honest with me and she and she definitely has ridden without a ticket before but she actually as she bought a ticket this one dollar and fifty cents the ticket yeah and uh... in and she lost it while she was on the metro they have slightly out kids are going to get off no uh... someone said show your tickets and he reaches in a pocket almost a falling out of two books around she can find that it had dollar fifty and this is like the metro ticket checker guy. Yeah, it's weird. Right and she says well I'm really sorry... And she actually said you know the guy was really nice but he wrote her up and of course she... So yeah, he writes down everything including hair color which he had to write down as rainbow which i thought was pretty funny Rainbow because she had like multi-colored hair and uh... She receives the following notice

13:36 a bail amount of $189. Yeah, that sounds about right But it's like a bail amount and if you do not pay this bail amount we will issue a warrant for your arrest That sounds like something they'd do yeah? That's bullcrap! I mean- This is how they're making money in the state of California The ticket is $1.50 How did he come up with 189 dollars That's what the fine probably is. You know what they're fining people now for breaking the carpool lanes up here? Yeah, $341. Yeah! $341. And how did they come up with that 341? What's up with that number? I have no idea it's bullcrap is just some number makes a sound as though they did some work but 189 dollars you know and says like... You should go to court and protested well let me so then they have frequently asked questions

14:32 What are my choices? Listen to this. Pay ticket, this closes it out... pay the ticket with the traffic school administration fee huh request a court arraignment date before judicial officer pay the ticket and request trial with the officer in front of a judicial officer or request a 60-day extension from the appearance dates blah blah blah now how do I contest my ticket check this out you must pay the bail, the full bail in person at the Clark's office for by mail with the words not guilty written on the check in order to obtain a trial dates

15:13 You may also schedule a court appearance to plead not guilty. The reason for posting bail in advance, so you basically they're like you pay your money and then you can go say give it back the reason is to ensure you show up what is that? This is not this is not justice! And they're not saying it's a fine they're saying it's a bail amount like she's already been convicted to go to prison Well it's a bail amount is what it is well bail amounts whether you're convicted or not yet to pay bail That's what it is. Yeah, but the guy is not an officer of the law! He's a douchebag with a pad! No he probably IS an officer of the law in some funny way Well this just...it's outrageous Well welcome to California Nice I mean I really feel like contesting this The kid's like 20 she needs $200 that you know she doesn't make a lot and that's half her paycheck Yeah

16:11 for a dollar fifty ticket yeah but the great service that metro provides right now you got it, you're getting there shut up slave that's what it is shut up slave absolutely alright let's thank some people who supported the show John all right well we got one big donor and then three uh... three associate executive producers of the executive producer uh... who are felt bad about the fact that we got no donations on uh... by the beginning of the year ratio uh... yes and in a lot as sixteen hundred eleven dollars what's executive producer what's well they had no executive producers instead of the show number i'm donating the date one six eleven and who was this missus dave hoffman ham on the air n three p r all

17:05 He's also a 1010 Knight, but he'll also be a member of the 1111. Dave you know what? Dave just really made my day! Thank you so much Dave. What are his call letters? His surday let's make it right sir Dave Hoffman. Yeah, his call letters are in 3 pro He's also the executive producer show 241 member of the deuce club and an executive member of the Kickstarter daily source code And five dollar per month subscriber for two years holy crap I'm gonna give him his own node in the show notes after that after the show I want to write all Of that down he did the guy is a super supporter where's he from? Yeah, well yes a good question. I'd have to go down and look at his check Because I'm just taking this off of his letter that is so incredibly nice What a way that what that giving level makes me warm and fuzzy yeah? No Dave's a good guy That's fantastic Thank you so much my might add Yes ham on the by the way we didn't do a proper greeting why don't we do it right now since were uh hello to all ships at sea oh

18:04 yes boots on the ground to all ships at sea and all boots on the ground wings in the skies foots in the oceans astronauts manning the moon a mars base stations and of course hams on the air and human resources everywhere including those who have been in the chat room at no agenda chat dot net and I have been keeping stream going well love the mother the mothership feed has been completely down you we got a great community if awesome people who right now are probably seeing if they can... rolling their eyes. Well, they probably arranged that the Time Warner guys could come out early and I missed the freaking call! We do have those kind of connections we got great network admins, sysadmins so keep on it people we really appreciate it and will make up for this show although maybe entertaining

18:57 My Comcast people are a little more responsive. We've got three executive, associate executive producers and two members of the 269 club to commemorate show 269 this will be closed there'll only be two members in the entire history of the show and these are them. Amita Goss in London UK 269 great show and she needs some karma for the new year. Yeah no I can actually do that hold on a second Of course all that stuff is broken as well, right? You understand that my internal network is all mess. But here we go! We've got some karma for you. You've got karma. I love it when some things work perfect and she's a new donor Kyle Ferens in Toronto Ontario 269 and he says he's gonna see he's not gonna go on the mothership He's gonna stay back with me Oh really the zombies Zombies with me, and just wants to give a shout out to you C 357 UC three five seven

19:58 uh... and he's got like the fact that he's a member of show to six nine six-nine ur six-niner and then finally up fairbanks hold on john say that again you cut out for second and then eric gray fairbanks alaska associates yeah what is a case they can't last year I don't know. I think that's uh... I don't know what AK is? I think it's Alaska, I think Arkansas is AR. I could be wrong He needs a Karma call out his executive producership helped much he will be saving up for 1111.11 on November 11th to 21 as all your producers should rock on Okay here some karma coming your way my friend You've got Karma Alright

20:54 and so that's our group for today and we would thank them all the thing go the other uh... producers who contributed to do a show in particular and will be talking about some of them in about an hour yes great group indeed you know how it works this is an official credit you can put it right onto your resume and unlike the douchebags in Hollywood we will actually vouch for that. We'll talk to anyone on the phone if you want so thank you sir Dave Hoffman November 3 Papa Romeo Oscar and of course our associate executive producers and exclusive 269 club members Amita Goss, Kyle Ferencz and our associate executive producer Eric Gray. We really do appreciate everybody else out there I need you to do this to Time Warner Our formula is this...we go out..we hit people in the mouth

21:47 World order! Shut up, slave. Pay your bail amount So you know I'm gonna wind up paying for that? Of course Yeah She felt really bad, the kids in tears almost about this stuff. Well I don't blame her. I lost my ticket! She'll get beat up enough living in that area that eventually by the system she will be beaten down and then she should walk around like the typical zombies you find down there and then she'll be fine Great. That's so nice. I thought it would make your day. Yeah, thanks! A little uplifting... just a positive note It's hard enough for a kid in Los Angeles let alone this bullcrap Unbelievable So there were couple of things that happened I'd like to start off John right away with pretty much what we talked about on the last show though it wasn't so much the prediction as you know we could just see this coming

22:52 uh... that every year of course everyone is out there worried about the deal so what really was the conspiracy with giffords and i do have some interesting it new theories by the way all right well good cuz i have nothing well you wanna know that the latest theory about uh... but said what's the guy's name in the uh... the shooter whose bag shooter yesterday or so notice how these guys always have three names so as jared lee was named I don't know. I can't remember, but i'll think of it in a second So uh so of course i'm sure you saw the news that Giffords actually subscribed to his youtube channel You saw that?

23:33 yeah so as one of two subscribers so there's a couple threads out there that are very interesting and actually some research that has been done uh... but i did put into the show notes no agenda showed up com um... which is not good enough at all for me to back it but uh... there is uh... some discussion going on that maybe these two had an affair in our by their yahoo I liked it. You got me on that one! I liked it, but there's a lot of stuff that could be read that way. Look at this maniac he looks like a crazy... Of course they're showing him in that one picture over and over again No no the one where he looks like Howard Stern? Now it looks like Howard Stern That's what he looks like This is looking like Howard Stern talking about that round headed bald picture How does that look like Howard Stern? Dude that's her husband

24:32 No! Geez. We're talking about the 22 year old kid Yeah, with the bald head and shaved head and glassy eyes and that stupid smile That picture that's been going around You know what? Picture schmicture They did know each other Howard Stern five years ago He visited her once and asked some dumb question I have a clip Okay what you got for me brother Background on AZ Assassin is probably what it is. Yeah, I hit it. Okay here we go... And according to friends became a sort of nihilist one Fred told Mother Jones magazine he became obsessed with the practice of lucid dreaming Who was this Penn Jillette talking?

25:14 Doesn't it sound like it? It sounds like Penn. Lucid dreaming is when a person has... Oh wait, stop! Stop the clip. Yeah Okay I have to warn people listening this clip there may be something in this clip because after I listened to the clip last night I had a lucid dream. Okay warning Wow that's well you know what they are cranking up that harp giving everybody dreams So it was a lucid dream and I was right into it, you know. I said well that's interesting That's loose anyway What was your dream about John screw the clothes? Floating around It wasn't any big deal but all about but I realized I was in a dream and I was trying to like control with a little bit I wasn't very competent Where were you floating? I was floating around yeah where were you floating around oh

26:07 I don't really know some area. I've been to this place before but not sure where it was. Okay, Mr. Dvorak... No, I want you to feel comfortable You can tell me anything just lay down no it's okay and I know It's difficult to talk about your dreams But you were floating were you how far off the ground were you? We could go with let me just say this. I don't remember my dreams very well, I remember I was a lucid dream I remember was not interesting so But I do remember it was lucid So play continue playing the clip but everyone has a warning that this may be some some Some some suggestion in here by whoever it is as talking were you dressed while you were floating around yeah?

26:49 And were you dressed in like a Peter Pan nightgown? No, just my everyday clothes. Not your pajamas? Get back to the clip! Seriously there's nothing to see here... With the practice of lucid dreaming Lucid dreaming is when a person has not only very vivid dreams very clear dreams but they are consciously aware that they are dreaming and that their able influence or manipulate will work within the dreams Wow, that's everybody. I have that John well you're probably gonna be next on the agenda but finish up the guy goes on They can take control of a dreams they can change the plot of the dreams They can change the outcome of the dream now You got to tell me where is this from? Where is this discussion being held words so incredible with were they going into this detail and

27:44 Nightline. Oh Jesus, that's like a big show to crap Okay If you've seen the movie inception You know all about this and lucid dreaming is not just a Hollywood fabrication of course Oh it makes so much sense The Inception iPhone app is out now That's why this has all taken place they need to promote the iPhone app Lucid dreams Is it a Disney movie because this is Disney of course ABC? I don't know. It's a Leonardo DiCaprio, we know he is a Russian spy so that could be part of it Oh my god! So they're pulling Inception into this This is phenomenal Lucid dreamers actually claim that in their dreams they can have superhuman powers to fly like floating Defying the laws of gravity and the laws of society without fear of consequences He might have been living a life like the movie Inception

28:34 In some respects he may have been living a life like a conception, because could you imagine what it'd be like if you had to live in a fantasy world in order to be fulfilled? That interest in dream life seems to coincide with a diminishing interest in reality. Friends say Loughner became interested in pop culture interpretations of Mayan prophecies about 2012 The world was going to end and he was sure of it It was at that point that Loughran first met Congresswoman Gabby Giffords He met Gabrielle Gifford once, in 07 And told me... asked her some question that made absolutely no sense to me But she said I can't believe she doesn't understand

29:13 Politicians just don't get it. Okay, whatever Jared and just pass it off knowing now I know now that's probably a trigger the question that's Wow Giffords was wait a minute What did she just say there? She said knowing what he knows Now that was probably a trigger whatever that means But I think what she was trying to say was that she should have noticed that he was nuts in 07 And told me you asked her some question that made absolutely no sense to me when he said I can't believe she doesn't understand it Politicians just don't get it Okay, whatever Jared and just pass it off knowing now. I know now that's probably a trigger you know this this girl who's talking So the reason she did she was like the person that all the media went to and I was reading her Twitters And she would and consistently she keeps saying on their tweets

30:03 No, I don't want to be famous. I'm just trying to help Yeah right Right. I don't want fame in fact the media is crazy here right now Oh my god We're so sick as a society the question that stumped Giffords was what is government if words have no meaning? What is government if words have no meaning the friend bryce tyranny told mother jones i'd told him dude no one is going to answer that you did hear me said ever since then law for and thought the congresswoman was a fake he had something against her he's at psychologists say politics may have had little to do with any alleged motives for assassination yes so what is sold disheartening about this and uh... making our way that it's been actually affected us

30:54 Because we noticed this the minute it happened is the conversation and this could have This it was like they were waiting for this and this is who knows how this came about But they were just waiting for anything to happen And and we've been talking about this for how long John? A year two years that they're just waiting for the opportunity To grab onto this and say okay crazy people need to be locked up and we need to identify the signals. It's pre-crime, this is all about pre-crime Yeah, we got a letter from one of our producers asking about which I sent forwarded you which doesn't mean no good apparently No Asking about what happened in California historically specifically California not Arizona when Ronald Reagan became governor

31:45 uh... he clothes down all the psychiatric uh... facilities is shut down a bunch of mental hospitals and released everybody in from then on we had a homeless problem which was to have to this day despite initiatives that were people give their money for hands across america for example to end homelessness yeah it was interesting because you wanted to be did want to know little bit about his reagan but initiative why did it And back in the 60s specifically, and especially during the 60's or during the Vietnam War and I guess into the 70s. Reagan did this in the 70s It was actually the liberals, the Democrats, the liberals, the progressives whatever you want to call them advertising whatever you want to call it

32:34 who were all over the fact that these institutions weren't doing any good and it wasn't great, it wasn't a great idea to keep just locking people up for whatever reason in a mental health facility when they were just... there were these things where nightmares. And uh... It was odd because the Democrats who are always running California never could do anything about this, they just moaned and groaned alot! So when Reagan got in he did it and to get a chance to shut these people up is all they were doing his belly aching right and uh... since then we've had their due date the tendency has been to release nut balls into the streets as so i'm not absolutely sure if we're trying to reverse that trend uh... because we do have a lot of people talking to themselves they're not on cell phones in san francisco than out there harder to spot

33:23 because of the cell phone phenomenon but uh... you people talking to themselves uh... but i'm not you know it and i guess this is a good we had pre-crime in the past so this is not like a new phenomena now i think about it well let me play a cousin could now of course it's moving into the into the general conversation and by God what you just played was on Nightline. And by the way, so we don't really know much about this guy but now he's deranged, lucid dreams... He is a nut job! I mean they could say this about- look They can pull this clip from No Agenda and say hey man that Dvorak, you know? He had dreams that he was floating. I mean, you know The guy is like..and before you know it they're talking about you like this on Fox

34:09 So since the shooting we've heard a lot about harsh rhetoric suggesting it egged on the killer. But to me these claims are little more than attempts to limit free expression and capitalize on tragedy by creeps with an axe to grind. So what's the right response? Well I remember a song I heard on The Dr. D'Amino Show decades ago... Now you see I've gone. I like this this was a good little angle to to set your mind This is total NLP how great yeah, this is perfect Ah, memories. That Napoleon the 14th song was always the top pick on Dementor. A creepy diddy about involuntary commitment. By the way that's a message to us Did you hear the code? What was it? A creepy ditty Yeah He used our ditty term man

35:07 I don't know that we've ever used Diddy. What do you mean? We're always talking about a little Diddy! Okay... Not only are you, do you have lucid dreams about floating but you forget. Maybe the idea that men in white coats with butterfly nets might one day come and take you away always seemed plausible But sadly it wasn't. As William Galston points out in the New Republic, civil libertarians worked to banish involuntary commitment often making the burden of proof so high that no one could meet it They also cemented the right to refuse psychiatric drugs The result, Saturday. And a lot of other tragedies... The fact is we now know the killer's a nut but we also...

35:56 There's been no psychiatric evaluation. We know now the guy is a nut! Also know that a lot of people knew he was a nut long before we did as Galston points out Pima Community College suspended him after five contacts with the police The guy scared everyone for he had no connection with reality He was an internet troll in real skin That's a great line by the way, but it wasn't internet troll in real skin Oh, an internet troll in real skin. Wow that is a great line! Great line! For he had no connection with reality He was an internet troll in real skin But no one could do anything which raises the question Should the civil rights of one sick guy put the rest of us at risk?

36:40 I say no, for it is mental illness that prevents the mentally ill from seeking help for his mental illness. And you're not acting against their will... Who is this fascist? This is the guy who's on red eye on Fox at night all that guy that guy i've grief we've clipped from him before yeah he's got a voice of the woman nobody but it would fit for men before and he has been number of fascist commentaries that he does i think i wish i could remember you know also guests on o'reilly he's got all kind yet he is all over the place as to be the comic yet now he's got uh... yes got all kinds of popular like d leopard ease on at night they'll just finish it up because indeed he did brings us to a crescendo which is

37:22 I mean, he talks to the meek. He talks to the meek feeble-minded celebrity engrossed people that's why he is so dangerous For it is mental illness that prevents the mentally ill from seeking help for his mental illness and you're not acting against their will if their will isn't present So rather than spew fake outrage for political gain, perhaps we should look at laws preventing us from helping the sick. I'd rather get these folks on meds before they get us with bullets." Yeah that's it! Get them on meds! Take your meds slave! Meds before bullets! It's a new program... The guy has got riders If you bring your bullets then we'll give you meds! It's perfect and by the way... They're good for ya

38:07 unbelievable yeah it's is just a and another thing here i don't know if i can actually play this again i died have been able to check my problems with this clip is here uh... you that fox show i've noticed as before they did make up the very uh... cavalier with their assessments yes very cavalier and dangerously so i would say in india and do it every day real political long-term sense I mean, it really sounds like Mussolini talking. Yeah it's very discouraging and everybody has jumped on this... We've had lots of things happen in the past year that certainly could have been a tragedy let's put it this way but now it's like oh it's some deranged lunatic who went after someone from Congress

39:01 Therefore, now we have to start locking people up and throwing away the key. And get them on meds. One of the things that bothers me in this story is I tried to avoid this story but I did have that clip about the lucid dreams yeah and i was the fact that uh... the story has lasted this long the story broke on our show yes on sunday and this is like we're done to another showing the stories still at max it's all about no it's good there's more peak to come it's not going to end john this is gonna go on for another two weeks by guaranteeing into little something better happens when you know maybe but whatever the case where he had a look at the speech by obama yesterday

39:46 and i think we want to comment on that idea yes i do okay in which you have a couple of things to say about the obama speech ok let me say one thing uh... first of all uh... i was so crazy busy with the uh... with the technical problems that i only needed was able to see this beach briefly and by the way it's funny because searching twitter for Time Warner outage issues and I got a lot of people saying, I'm looking for the Obama speech on Time Warner. I can't find it! It was on every channel... I know, I know. The time not apparently on Time Warner No, it was on every network. It was on Fox. It was on CNBC. Everything... no, CNBC was on MSNBC So here's the president lying The biggest lie and I'm... this... I don't so I'm pinging, I'm tracerouting, I'm listening to the speech in the background And I hear this and I'm like WHAT? That's just a lie! Gabby courageously fights to recover even as we speak I can't hear it Hold on a second Ummm....I want to turn that up for you

40:55 even as we speak. And I want to tell you, her husband Mark is here and he allows me to share this with ya right after we went to visit a few minutes after we left her room and some of our colleagues from Congress were in the room Gabby opened her eyes for the first time Lie! That's a lie She, there's plenty of reports that she was had her eyes open was responding to doctors before the president ever went there and then listen to how he milks it. She opened her eyes! For the first time. The first time? Listen... He milked it. Look at how long it took that guy. He opened her eyes as hope

41:57 inspiration on he does that in the world is a little bit classical bomb a speech as i was not it doesn't stop a lot of so they open their eyes so i can tell you she knows we are here she knows we love her and she knows that we are rooting for her through what has undoubtedly going to be a difficult journey therefore it's just not true I'm sorry, you know. I am happy she's alive etc... It is not true! There are tons of reports and they had the style pictures of her husband sitting there holding her hand Oh man it is just like could you make any more obvious? This is not okay! I feel bad about what happened I feel horrible that people were killed who we don't care about apparently in the media It only about Gabby opening her eyes Not about the judge who was shot to death

42:46 And a nine-year old child shot to death. No one cares about them! Now we've got a hero story... Well he milked the girl a lot. He should be ashamed of himself, that was shameful. I thought it was the classic Obama uplifting style of sermon and uh... it was a and and the only of course by that i thought he would decide to be honest about i thought it was as good as it gets as he can do and it was very i thought is very effective i think his numbers will go up but the thing that bothers me is says mussolini move that he keeps doing it just bothers me to no end

43:22 uh... he'd be gets to the chris said by and by the way this piece went too long should have cut it off at two or three times earlier had big applause is a perfect time to andy wouldn't do it you went back into it in fact that was getting tired somebody did the second time but he will he will let them audience go on any jerks his chin up Oh yes, you're right. Very much like Benito Mussolini used to do and he just starts holding his chin it moves up higher and higher pretty soon his chin is way up there and he's glowing in the accolades uh... and it says he must get off on this speaking because it is definitely of the best we've seen for a long time but this Mussolini thing that bugs me

44:09 Yeah, you're right. You're right! Those moves are right there. Both Giffords and her husband were members of the Council on Foreign Relations they met in China just to make it crazier... Why is he on the Council? Either one of them on the Council on Foreign Relations? That's a good question uh... he was a married he divorced they met and i got married pretty quickly just a kind of a weird coincidence at the time they were at the what is that national commission on u s china relations that's where they met in two thousand three the advice chair of the national commissions on us china relations with william daly now uh... chief of staff for obama this is his life like wow okay there were they were definitely in the in the hood

45:07 But just like crazy man, just the way this is being spun. This frightens me more than anything it really does and something else happening because you know of course we need to identify crazies so how can we identify crazies John? How can we identify people who are nuts? I don't know, you probably have some ideas. Yeah! I'd say through DNA that would be a good idea. Oh yeah! Did that showed up in the news feed? Well not in direct relation but an even crazier there's we need more DNA tools so the word tools is a big one and government here we have tools to combat the financial crisis and in Florida I think it's no maybe it's Pennsylvania

45:59 uh... that it was a good people find out they have a new tool for our dna which uh... the height i'd connects to all these things to please are about to use in uniform of dna technology to try and track down the so-called kensington strangler the stranger has been linked to the murders of three women by dna but his dna has not been found in any local state or federal gmail databanks on your right out we have uh... state local and federal data banks for dna did you know that I didn't know we had local banks. Yeah, we had some federal banks. Yeah, we got banks. Dave Tramwiser Police Headquarters was very interesting here Dave this new technology allows police to track a possible suspect through his family members DNA right? Oh there you go! Track it through your family member's DNA What are we living in CSI Miami? Boy... yeah and from what i understand the actual

46:53 The actual science of DNA is not all that simple. You know, people always... No. It takes forever to do the tests which of course is negated by the bull crap we're fed on television and by the way I want to mention that because i do have some television clips I want to get too later but how much you want to mention that? We always have to remember that this crap that were fed on these TV shows they indicate that they can do something when they can't like get an instant DNA analysis from a water glass you know within five minutes when the most these DNA labs are backed up for years tell me about this sexuality it's in your DNA yeah and the other thing is things like you they try to I think i don't know how stupid they think the public is but you know it's like this can you trace the call? Yeah, you trace the call. That was a good one. Trace the call when the calls ID header is on the call instantly It's like caller ID dude

47:53 It's unbelievable. Yeah, but yeah so I think we're bringing DNA into it and of course the undercurrent the undertone is a new mean incendiary device this is another one you got to look out for incendiary device So, amidst all of this Lucy Napolitano received an incendiary device in the mail and we keep getting incendiary... A box of matches. Yeah that's an incendiary device! It is? Thank you very much there are no actual details on what the incident could be a lighter You know it's an incendiary device And it not necessarily like a box thats smoldering and exploding Look at the definition of incendiary device

48:40 And that is an undercurrent, and undertone if you will. And I fear very much for speech! Oh no, speech is headed out there was a interesting to see the way they do it because what it does of course is our show not that anything's gonna happen in the next year or two but our show will not be available at some point in the future because essentially word if i did already got some internet license and even though could be some sort of a hoax floating around uh... their whole thing is this is we did we can see this coming mile away i'm really sad because they had a clip from the united kingdom

49:21 uh... where somewhere al hunt from bloomberg maybe i can if i'm lucky me be a can uh... i can find an online al hon from bloomberg was on the bbc and he was told that may be i can get into my mail here on the second might now front yes from bloomer have no idea who the who the guy is a blue bloomers got a bunch of weirdos working and uh... and she was on the BBC talking about it was mainly about guns And of course the BBC, you know, in Gitmo Nation East they're all like... You know it's hard to even talk about the fact that it is so easy to get guns. and this guy he throws in every single meme you can imagine I'm gonna see if I can find..I am so sad because that was one of the clips that I really wanted to play today Let me just google..let me see Google don't let me down BBC Al Hunt watch this

50:14 Al hunt and u.s.. Economic outlook Okay, here it is maybe yeah caddy k spoke to al hunt we might get lucky John hold on a second Let's see if I can if I can play this this will freak you out every single meme You can imagine was in this It was sent to me by Robert one of our producers from Gitmo nation east and he and his family were blown away by By the idiocy of this. Okay, hold on a second I think we'll be interesting to see if we can get it through the bandwidth and of course will probably get a pre-roll Yay! Wait why is it not? Why am I not hearing anything by the way blown away may be an illegal term in the future Hold on I think

50:59 Hey, mr. Curry has said blowing away five times We need to talk to him is a fine to begin with and he will be jailed I got a pre-roll normally you don't have this funny the CSX ad that's The train ad is cool isn't it? Yeah, they're laughing at us now John here we go They've been laughing at us since the get-go yeah, let's see if we can get our hunt every Every country of course has people with mental problems but not every country gives those people such easy access to guns. Oh John, did you know that every country has

51:36 every country has crazy people but you crazy americans in the colony, you give them guns you nutters. It seems that's almost outside the realms of possible discussion here. No! Well it certainly is beyond the realm it would appear... He's the executive Washington editor of Bloomberg News and he looks like a spook Al Hunt, Mike's brother. Here we go.

52:17 actually mentions it which he had a listen to this clip everything's in there and the realm that would appear possible solution now you're absolutely right other countries also face violence but no country faces gun violence the way uh... america does and what whatever the causations of this deranged act into some terrain here is one indisputable fact young man with a history of mental illness who was rejected by the united states army because of drug use walked into all that's new Did you now so there's the leak Shep Smith was talking about he was a direct rejected because of drug use did you know that?

52:55 well that might be the leak yeah and maybe that's what we have anyone listen to last show we had shepherds going off script in mentioning that they will be leaked why he was rejected and then we didn't know what it wasn't as probably a test but there but they he probably went off script you but this guy would not be spooked like using area near here he would know so uh... so i think so that the drug use until we know he's did no all this information me out hunt is very well connected to know all this stuff a store and an over-the-counter purchase just easily put down 500 bucks, and bought a Glock 19 semi automatic gun with a clip of 30 bullets in it. Now that is not true so Glock 19 does not come with the stock 30 mag clip

53:46 uh... in fact you can put a big clip in there I think it's funny enough the biggest clip you can get for Glock 19 is 33 my favorite number. There ya go! 33 bullets but then the thing looks like a semi-automatic, like a machine gun. Yeah, it's sticking out a mile yeah so that I don't think that's true what he's spouting there but okay his point is made to go and commit carnage about a month later. That was done so easily, there are very few places in the world where you could do that other than places like Afghanistan it really is remarkable. And yet Alec seems that you're considered or one is considered almost sort of politically naive for even raising this as an issue Is that simply because its a given? That this is never going to change I mean it almost seems like theres no discussion of it when these events happen

54:36 This new discussion. Oh, what do you think? I'm here for crap. What do you think? I'm here for honey? I mean, I'm here to propagate the message Discussion Well, what one discovers in American politics is that 70 or 80 percent of the people would like to clamp down on... Oh! 70 or 80 percent of the people John. He's got all the statistics in his pocket. Yes yes they would like to clamp down. So another words our friend is in England saying that 70-80 didn't he say? 70-80? He said 70-80 yeah percent of the American public we don't want to get rid of guns? Really. Yeah, yeah sure. ...kind of activity I mean without even seeing a survey i can guarantee you that

55:19 without wait a minute did he say what i thought he said yeah let me just replay that because it's worth it 70 or 80 percent of the people would like to clamp down on this kind of activity I mean, without even seeing this survey I can guarantee you that two things however 20% that disagree that's the only issue they care about their passion. The seventy percent have 17 and those twenty They need to be on meds, dammit! uh... those twenty percent are all nut balls yes that you're complaining there's nobody in between the numbers are solid because he doesn't have to look at a so i don't have to look at surveys al hunt for president like it did she now had journalists here is the the editor-in-chief or they've watched the bureau chief what does he was his title is a headhunter executive editor of the washington post of the washington post when it went on with it will lead us and as bloomberg i'm sorry i think they are sorry your right bloomer executive editor washington

56:22 Bloomberg. I'd have to... He's got the political gig, he's got the political gig. That's a high position! Yeah it's a real position and the guy looks uh you know he has the stature and he has the blue polka dotted tie with the white striped shirt underneath so you know its official he's an official, he got his uniform on. It's not a bow tie we can give him that? No no thank god 20% that disagree that is the only issue they care about their passion 70%, they have 17 other things they are interested in and the other thing is that the National Rifle Association is one of most powerful lobbyists in Washington every time you begin to do something say hey we oughta cut back on assault weapons you don't need assault weapons to hunt deer or protect yourself Do they use the camo? Yeah ya do

57:06 to protect yourself yes you need an assault weapon apparently you do yeah that's bull crap well, it reminds me I don't want to give this story i dont want to go into great detail but uh... Henry Clay's brother in Kentucky Cassius Clay had a big house and he used to have a cannon in front of his place because he was an anti-abolitionist in the anti abolitionists area every once or they try to come in and get him I guess you beat him up or whatever, but he had to fire the cannon a number of times at mobs that surrounded his house. And the cannon was legal! You had to let them know what's up! So you put a cannon out there and people leave ya alone? Yeah it works But now oh my god you can't even have a rapid-fire pistol Let alone a canon

57:57 Let's listen to more of Al Hunt. He is my favorite new guy actually, he is funnier than any comedian I have seen recently. complicated by the Supreme Court decision last year that makes it harder for localities to crack down on gun possession. And is it about guns or government, or the kind of nexus of the two Al? Because you know Americans regulate other things, you regulate teenagers' access to alcohol more stringently than most European countries Yeah, it's part of the culture. The Wild West... certainly... No! It is Executive Washington Editor Bloomberg News that just threw up the lower third again. It's part of our Wild West. Before I continue that clip, I want to just say something now. I wanna throw this in so people have this in their mind as they listen to this guy

58:49 80% he says of the public, 70 to 80 want to do away with the whole gun situation. Which is very doable by the way all you have to do with that kind of majority you have 80-70 to 80 percent of the public it should be a no brainer yeah to change the Constitution put a constitutional amendment up for grabs put it up there and take away their right to bear arms segment of them of the Bill of Rights just get rid of it Yeah, because you got that many people. Apparently the entire United States with the exception of 20% of nut balls out there want to get rid of guns

59:25 put yourself a little group together but up a constitutional amendment and pass it should be in no brainer with those numbers he explains why you can't do that because the nra is a very powerful lobby in washington urges can get past them at all i say rain incredible at our house as we said while listening my new comedian here well is I love the statistics! He just throws stuff out of his ass. Yeah, he's a...I mean Was there like a casting call? Like we just need some douchebag to come on and... And this is the BBC News This is real news

1:00:22 Unbelievable. the that does not need to be as a twenty percent have it don't understand why i know there's only percentage is about you know just dumb and he had a little bit like what i think teens and they're really isn't based on some possible have a civil discourse in that issue uh... it's impossible to have a civil discourse this is on the bbc now this is going to be on u s tv tomorrow you want to see this is the stuff that's gonna happen anything that you're right they didn't change well you know what happened which is what it's almost done at and by the way she's cheese annoying

1:01:10 She's highly annoying. Oh my god. This doesn't ring true to me. I thought exactly the opposite was happening What did she say? Just play it again She says that now where the Supreme Court is about to relax rules Where?! In The United States They already did their thing about guns Well listen what she says, its interesting That the Supreme Court may start relaxing gun control laws even further Is that true

1:01:53 Why? I don't know. Is there a case up there that they're gonna take on and do that? What does she think, the Supreme Court's just up there out of the blue doing things? It's all based on law cases that come up to them for them to judge! Well it's not like they're sitting there saying, I think we should relax the laws even further just out of the blue. Well she actually says that they are about to do that this is on the books. With what?! Is there a case before the Supreme Court? Listen to the way she says it The way she says it, it sounds like it. Oh my god I want to slap her! She's annoying almost. At all in the wake of the Arizona shooting? I know that at the moment we're in a position where the Supreme Court... At the moment were in a position where the Supreme Court may start relaxing gun control laws even further You know that just doesn't sound true. I don't know anything about this

1:02:44 I'm looking at all the news items for the last week that have to do with the Supreme Court and gun laws, and i don't see anything. So it's certainly shoddy reporting at best. Shoddy? I mean what else am i going to say? But this is the BBC. If you look up Chadi in the Webster's there's a picture of this woman. My gosh, she could actually be Jimmy Wales' girlfriend she'd be perfect for him and she got a downturn mouth grouchy. Oh a downturn. Let's just finish it up we've got 20 seconds left

1:03:22 Well, history would suggest that we make a slight bit of change and then it's usually rolled back. There was an assault weapon ban put into effect during the Clinton administration It expired in 2004 and has not been extended so is that true? I could be. I thought that they were still banned, i didn't know... No, I think there was certain assault weapons you couldn't get you can get again. Okay. So if history is any guide and particularly given the political composition of this Congress, I think it's doubtful that much will happen. Al Hunt from Bloomberg News joining us from New York thank you very much al

1:04:03 So what did he say? What was that snide remark he made about Congress. Oh the makeup of congress now because it's a majority... Is this guy a raving Democrat I guess, I guess Wow So, uh... That was the worst thing ever. Yeah! A clip of the week eh? Now it's getting there. No I was just blown away by that like oh my goodness. So see i'm looking at something Eric DeShil sent me which is apparently Supreme Court strikes down DC gun ban that's not even new that from June 2008 right if she's referring to that then its pretty ridiculous

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1:18:47 Surname spoken as in dolphin Daniel Finn Finn Dolphin Adelaide he's in Adelaide 777 to celebrate the fantastic release of Drupal version seven okay wish all the slaves of Queensland the best getting through the floods can John refrain from doing an Australian accent impersonation didn't I just do that Hey, by the way I just want to send a little bit of extra karma to get Monation down under for a second because man that is some messed up shit down there. You guys you need some massive karma this is bad John I mean he this is like and it's really Apparently something similar happened in 72 or 74. And it's like, why can't they re-engineer the area? I mean why is Brisbane of all places completely drenched? They're completely underwater! All the cars are... you know the water is up over the top It's ridiculous

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1:23:05 1% are contributing to the impending Carmageddon. Now, I know this is a little long but i'm gonna have to stop or burden you with some more we got some checks in the mail which I kind of do all at once oh can we put that in the opening? Chips at sea boots on the ground checks in the mail yeah Chex in the mail and bakers in the bovin' I got that one! Chex in the mail and bakers in the oven? I have it in the kitchen the kitchen sorry of his money be in the other picture admitted that jake will cost me your money did show up under six dollars and ninety cents uh... thank you minimum and so i would john montoya fifty dollars from phoenix when i'm sorry greg wilcox is but another fifty dollars from greg from phoenix in phoenix and john montoya in baker's field will come to be a night shortly he's not already uh... we didn't mention dave hoffman um...

1:23:59 Lan Lane Rau $50 and he's in Cannae it says a K But he's got a picture of him in a beach in Hawaii. Oh, no No, this is Alaska the others are mountains in the back is less. Yeah Okay sixty two dollars from rich s He says I can't pronounce his name so he's not going to even tell me what it is. Long time listener and he has finally been moved to donate handwritten note, thank you very much. $111.11 one more from Jerry Winginroth and he has got a birthday call out.

1:24:37 on January 12th and his wife's birthday is on January 11th. Weird that two people with the same sign would be married, but Laura gets a birthday call out and so does Jerry. I'm so sorry...I don't have all the notes complete so i can do the full-on uh... birthday jingle unless you want to do it John? Do you wanna handle this? I think they don't..i dont have it either. Yeah, I had the jingle It's your birthday, birthday On no agenda Go ahead John roll it This is a birthday call out for Jerry Winginroth I don't have his city so it doesn't do alot of good there but he said his birthdays on the 12th and hi wife the lovely wife he puts in she probably is a beauty Laura who has had her birthday on January 11th Happy Birthday to you both! It's your birthday yeah Hey that worked pretty good

1:25:29 Yeah, it's better than... You know why? It's because we're professionals John and even if we're stuck in the woods with nothing but a compass and rubber knife. We still know how to bring it home So that's our producers for this show. It was a little long because of the checks in the mail and the 11111 day which came and went, we do have another one coming up of course 11-11-11 which is going to be big and we want people to go to the No Agenda donation page at devorek.org slash NA channel devorek dot org slash na or then noagendashow.com click on the donation links and help us with next upcoming Sunday show And somebody sent a note in, I wanna just finish with this.

1:26:09 uh... about why do you get exactly who gets executive producer i send in some money and then that was a bit so she executive one of the next active i'ma tell you what the rule is for this because i think it got confusing over time yes essentially it dennis s so on if you read the donation page in devore dot org slash any you will see this group carefully written out the person who gives them most up for that specific show is usually be executive producer We made kind of a short term policy because of our 333.33 donation which if you do it three times, we throw in the extra penny.

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1:27:44 uh... calendar for dot com slash and help us did really does help a lot of appreciate everybody do we not have to night dave hoffman because he had a check come in Well yeah, this will be a... I guess he needs another knighthood. This'll be an 11-11-11 knight on top of his... He's already a knight! So do we want to reknight him again? Yeah let's give him another group. Hold on a second, do you have your blade? Oh hold on wait... Ooh that's very nice. Dave Hoffman November 3 Papa Romeo Oscar step forward please Sir Dave as we already know you I would just don't know what to say because you have contributed to so many projects of the no agenda show Right down to a daily source code Kickstarter project support. That's fantastic We really appreciate it without people like you and even the people who do five dollars a month But really sir, Dave? We'd like to give you yet another one one one one night hood and a special little balloon attached to your chair at the no agenda

1:28:48 night round table and aluminum balloon. Aluminum as it were and uh... again thanks to everybody who's in the lower levels that don't get mentioned many of you do it on purpose because you want to remain super anonymous uh... the five dollar a month's really had no matter what you donate i'm what any given show if you can sign up for five dollars a month that's really what is going to give us longevity um... and uh... you know it's not it's getting there I think another two years and we could get by, maybe three years we could get buy on the $5 a month. Although unfortunately of course

1:29:25 I'm gonna keep pulling him out. Yeah, like one of our producers pointed out she looked up looked it up and it would she was they pulled a plug on her for unknown reasons now that don't pull the plug at the drop of a hat now The extra extra super karma is of course for the special numbers like our lucky 30 but our $33 Mothership boarding pass which of course as we said on Sunday was hovering above Peru for half an hour She's on her way That is a great way to support us and the magic numbers do have magical power. I think they were just there to buy blankets! I have proof, more magic numbers people are tracking them now and i think it's worth putting in the show notes a link to the complete history of violent rhetoric in Glenn Beck's 33 years of broadcasting we have clash... What? Yes thirty three years of broadcasting that is his little message he has been broadcasting for thirty-three years apparently

1:30:24 that's unique in the end uh... of course we have you know andy cluney can sell it to department as the referendum is taking place now in this suit on a dark for i should say for you to see if they should separate and become an independent state. That will last through Saturday, so Sunday I should have some news...I can already tell you what the news is. The news is well we've got a we gotta bring in a special paneled account They're not even going to get to the count by the way what they're gonna do is now they're going to say that not enough people showed up although it looks like sixty percent of the population's about three million people

1:31:00 uh... sixty percent to have showed up to vote and then that is a valid referendum anyway um... number of people killed during the skirmishes john i bet there's a three-and-a-half thirty three thirty three people killed little message their from the new world order to all you slaves and this is my favorite this might my favorite favorite favorite message to all slaves of get no nation price of diesel edges up for six week too three point three three three per gallon uh... just mocking us has put it right in our face that's like this head let's screw with curry and or act let's make i mean not three dollars a thirty percent but literally they've got the fraction there three-point three three three three thirty seven yes third crazy now one more quick p r mention um... because he's becoming quite a celebrity

1:31:59 All of his own and hopefully today or tomorrow the Noah's just are you we back with me now John? Hello. Hello Yeah, yeah No hello. Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, okay good You're such a dick you go like I lost you I lost you then I say can you hear me they go? Yeah, yeah, I can hear ya know what you always do that it's It's annoying I couldn't hear you for a minute, now i can hear you fine. No, I understand but then when I say- But if your gonna ask me Can You Hear Me? And I hear you Yeah! I can hear ya The intonation of your voice is like yeah Like you stupid idiot Of course I can hear you Oh it's like the Sinatra joke

1:32:41 The guy goes, the guy's in a restaurant and he wants to impress his girlfriend. And so he goes up to Frank Sinatra and says hey Frank, you know he knows him, he says Frank can you come when you come into the restaurant come up to me like I'm important or something? So she'll go impress my girlfriend. And so he said okay whatever. So Sinatra comes in and says hey bill i haven't seen you for a long time in the building so they prefer to come back busy right now can you uh... that's about it but what elected so anyway he's become quite a celebrity in his own right any has is on the promo and i do want to pray you know this dream is all messed up but uh... we have a backup stream running after the show and hopefully when time warner cable gets their crap together and where amnion undo my best here by the way

1:33:28 uh... there's no agenda stream dot com is really rocking people it is open source radio the human resources get my nation program it um... you're putting the music together we've got people doing shows and he was really turning into something extremely cool and i'm very very proud of all the work that everybody's doing and uh... our news reader dog is a becoming quite this celebrity john every hour but he had done blackbird dug yeah and now here's some promo which i'd like to play for your right now Only one news reporter gets you through the tyranny. Get Monation News headlines direct from the Ministry of Truth, Doug on No Agenda Street We don't understand why this happened You may not know what he's saying but you know it's the truth Meteor apparently hits Oklahoma reported as flash-of-light in sky 16 killed depend on Doug

1:34:21 For news, three earthquakes and traffic. Central China traffic accident and weather together on the threes knowing what's the latest school closings and emergency weather information snow emergency declared in Boston tuned into Doug missile from Israel tune in to get no nation news streams on Noah agenda stream dot com I like news and whether on the threes I love this threes You may not understand what he's saying, but you know it is the truth. Marcus Couch. Also doing the earthquake machine on Mondays and Fridays

1:35:07 at ten o'clock west coast time. So anyway, so we're working really hard on making it all work and it's really cool because you use your drop box and you just throw some stuff in there and then automatically makes a show out of it but it'll take a little while and it will take like a connection for it all to work but were working on it and that you can tell this momentum now as Doug just mentioned there was this meteor in Oklahoma uh... which of course that immediately was like and now you know the flash of light as nothing nothing going on in a bit happening and i think all this is it's not true there's no media nothing going on we have producer john little by the way is uh... halfway to an old gen tonight would be any says they were not first-hand report on the bright lights in over mississippi but use a deal ovens

1:35:59 The news is reporting that we saw the light due to a meteor event in Oklahoma. A nearby farmer in the county that borders the county I live in reported a crater in one of his fields, the news of course said this was bogus...I did not believe the reports and decided to drive 12 miles to the site! For a place with no crater there sure were a lot law enforcement officers in the area and had all roads closed off since it was after midnight at this point i gave the officer a hardy in the morning and returned home i wonder if the mothership has crashed him in the mouths as john and uh... we love that so debunking well debugging the news well you know one of these things about these meteors is there with a lot of money really and uh... they did become problematic insulin one of them smacks down someplace because media huh media hunters

1:36:51 come in from all over the place because you can grab if you have to depends on the type of meteor but some of those meteor chunks are worth like hundreds and thousands of dollars really who but who pays money for that? Who wants to pay a hundred grand? Museums and collectors Look, there are meteor collectors out there? Oh yeah absolutely. There's one actually up in Squim up in Washington. There is a rock shop there and he has got a bunch of meteors that he sells and buys as a rock hound And if you want to see any great meteor you can go to the Natural History Museum in New York and they have one of the most valuable meteors In their rock collection it's huge! It's about five feet high

1:37:30 So let me ask you a question, 100 grand is that for like the 5 foot high version or just a chunk? Well yeah the five foot high version might go for 100 grand but it turns out because I did a little research on this recently for something and it turns out that some of these meteors are only worth a few thousand dollars but there's certain kinds... Only! Only a few thousand. They'll take it some of these meteors, little pieces can be worth hundreds too but some of these meteors are composed of certain combinations of metals and crystals or whatever that make them very valuable they're very rare. I did not know that! So when a meteor hits it becomes a real problem for you know if it... How does one authenticate said meteor? I mean how do you know if its'a real meteor

1:38:20 I mean, I could just be giving you a rock. Well in the case of one that just hits it would be steaming hot but... Yeah! I know but if you're going on the open market to sell your meteor... I think there are experts that can do this like gemologists can tell ya. Interesting. You know because remember the Dutch had received that moonrock and it turned out to be a piece of petrified wood and they had at the museum and everything? Stupid idiots. Yeah hilarious it there uh... goodness anyway on the on the dog front bug uh... the bbc who of course a bring you awesome experts like uh... alan hunt al hunt i had a fantastic uh... report on birds in romania of course that bogus everywhere are falling out of disguise

1:39:08 and uh... this is a probably the the funny as my favorite one yeah they were in my favorite story to and i'm just gonna read it right from the ministry of truth birds that were thought to have died from avian flu in romania instead apparently drank themselves to death as uh... dead starlings that were found on the outskirts of uh... the city of cuss uh... constantine eastern romania on saturday and of course uh... authorities were fit we're afraid the birds had died from avian flu but local veterinarian officials are by the way if you're if your pet is sick make sure you take it to a veterinarian in uh... in romania

1:39:47 said the starlings had died after eating grape mark, the leftovers from the wine making process and had drunk themselves to death. Now, there's a couple of things interesting about this story. One it is funny but the other thing is Mark which is actually... Mark is not the right term for it but they do this in the Napa Valley and some soil conditions and wine growing areas are soils that are acidic enough and they take the gunk at the end of the process of squeezing the last bit of juice out of the wine and then put it back into the soil

1:40:23 And they kind of plow it in or they can dump it on top. Every once and a while you see a pile of this stuff up in the Napa Valley, It's just leftover crap which has still got a lot of alcohol in it because there are skins and all the stuff inside And I think that it's possible if i was a starling and I'm pecking around for some... Wait a minute, you are! You're floating in your dreams. Maybe you are a starling? I was floating not flying so and I was by myself So anyway the starling would probably..I mean the seeds in the grapes which would be in there uh... would are probably pretty tasty at this point because a crunchy anyway who writes csc dinner very right great is a very crunchy thing it's like grape nuts very tasty and they you would end up having to do the left of skins as i was very very tasty to the birds in any get along with p which makes them uninhibited so they over eat and they but then again a lot alcoholish this may be the solution to the starling problem to getting rid of those are playing

1:41:26 I mean, it's a natural way to poison them. It's fantastic and it's good for the soil! And not good for Doug! Anyway...I just thought that was interesting that this would happen to them Well what is kind of funny though the report actually finishes with fireworks were blamed for the deaths of thousands of red wing black in arkansas while in sweden officials believe almost one hundred jackdaws found death in center town had simply been run over so it's like a competition of course we all know that this is harper related it's a competition to see who which government can come up with stupidest uh... reason for these birds dying that people will believe

1:42:10 and uh... and i think they're doing a great job but we got fireworks, they got hit by car Sweden what happened to those hundreds of birds? They got hit by car. Oh okay alright what time are the Kardashians on? Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh and the reason why it popped up on the stream someone had dropped it into the box somewhere. It's nine minutes, it is Eisenhower's farewell speech that one we discussed recently? Yeah! And after having discussed with you and after knowing because he talks about the military industrial complex but after having discussed with you when you said well actually was the military industrial academic complex

1:43:06 I heard this speech in a whole new light and he really goes into such detail about science and about government funding of universities that it just boggled my mind that i'd never really recognized that because so focused on the words military industrial complex that the rest of the speech just kind of faded away into the background and now when you listen to this speech again, you will hear him literally warning for the exact position we find ourselves in today where big pharmaceuticals are basically paying for all research... they're keeping universities going and how because of this things like biodiversity... I should probably do the...

1:43:54 and stuff like the science being in is really fun didn't he warned about this in his speech and when you hear it again very much like we listen to the crackpot from uh... the john birch society it just it could just hit me with a whole new light and so I wanted to share that people think that bird society clip was was you could killer by the way i'm very and you can find that in uh... the show notes no agenda showed up on the show notes are also available in structured data format in all p m l so you can import them into other programs and stuff and it's a all part of the service that we deliver to you here at uh... the no agenda show

1:44:30 and then uh... you sorry to go ahead with well i the only other thing i a really want to get to uh... and night i'd against there's only one real story i wanna share although i could talk for talk about it for our um... we had the uh... one-year anniversary of the earthquake in haiti on the twelfth just the other day and of course uh... after well i don't know after almost a year of uh... not only me but also pitching on the show about the lack of money getting to haiti there are some publications that actually

1:45:07 uh... said hey uh... where did all the money go at canada actually is doing some great reporting are they have a very large haitian community in canada and that they're starting to say wait a minute this is wrong apparently only well candidate do it then need a last year that's right of five percent of the rubble has been cleared uh... yeah five percent how long does it take but the best the best is please go to clinton foundation dot org and bill clinton did this video

1:45:43 and you don't see a single tent in the video by the way all you see is happy Haitians it's Bill Clinton and the happy Haitian brigade. And it's like oh yeah so great we helped everybody, and he has apparently... The Clinton Foundation has allocated a whopping 11.5 million dollars to Haitian recovery efforts Hello Bill! Hello are you freaking kidding me dude? I mean, Gitmo Nation Lowlands alone raised like a hundred million. Like this money was stolen! It was stolen and he's acting like nothing...like it's like nothing is wrong. It's like oh and everyone's happy and it's all great. I love the picture of him before the video plays there with him just sitting there with that glib look

1:46:31 You know, I almost want to put the videos... It has two... No don't play it. Forget it with this guy we don't need him He's a dick and let me just remind you of what he and President Bush said We just need cash! I know a lot of people wanna send blankets or water Just send your cash So in the weeks after the earthquake, the Foundation spent nearly $2.5 million to directly purchase relief supplies and spent more than 1.7 million to deliver and distribute in Haiti goods donated by other organizations including heavy equipment, solar flashlights and lanterns! Lanterns I tell you...and clothing

1:47:11 The foundation also issued 4.75 million in grants to 15 organizations, including 1 million for operational support of the Interim Haiti Recovery Commission." This is such a travesty and you see him in this video and what does he's at? A mango farm ladies and gentlemen! Does it get any crazier?! These people have to pay and import their own rice and we're making them grow mangos!! They don't want no mangos!!! It's just like the Haitians hate the mangoes. They're crapping enough! They got cholera, who needs mango? Cholera they don't eat mangoes as a last thing you want to eat. Now there is one report from IPS News and they... let's not forget they had elections

1:47:59 uh... so on the anniversary of uh... of the earthquake fresh calls emerge wednesday for haiti to avoid its recent disputed presidential elections following a new analysis from the center for economic policy research showing serious unprecedented flaws in november twenty eight voting process and of course we have the organization of american states who released the official review of the election And if you read this, everything is rigged. Right down to the OAS The whole thing...the fix is in All they want is to get their people They're now going to have a runoff between uh It's crazy Martelli The singer He actually has his shot now Remember that? Yeah They booted the other guy out and then they brought in Martelli and he has his shot! He has his shot at becoming president

1:48:51 It's like one never-ending comedy act. You cannot make this stuff up and of course, you know all this reporting falls by the wayside because you know we have deranged lunatics with Glock Block 19's running around with 33 clips in the magazine and that's what dominates the news. Meanwhile, Haiti has revised its quake death toll to over 316 thousand 1.3 million people still living in tents pooping from cholera And where did all the money go? Where is the money? Stolen I tell you! Stolen

1:49:28 Bill Clinton is sitting on it, and I call him out right now stole. Yeah He cares what you think and should I wind up dead? I did not commit suicide Yeah, well both are gonna happen either You know I hope not because that's like yeah ruin the show That would totally I didn't would harsh my mellow for sure so do we have time for some real news Oh John I am so glad you asked let me Alright, let me fire this up for you then. And now back to real news! Wow it's been a while since we've done some good real news? Well ya know it seems that the story thats overlooked in the shuffle here which is Ted Williams rise and fall Oh no wait a minute he has fallen already?! Play the Ted Williams part 1 clip. Hold on baby

1:50:22 Yeah, I mean all my backup systems here Ted Williams part one coming at you now inspirational rise from homelessness to superstardom Focus today on Ted Williams running with the police and an ugly in public new dispute with the daughter He abandoned wait a minute is this extra no. This is head. This is showbiz news on HLN Okay, showbiz news of HLN everybody with uh what's the guy Jack Hammer? What's his name? Jack Hammer. No, I don't know who these people are. The guy who's always the slick looking headed guy what is his name? There is a couple of slick looking headed guys and girls but this is mostly female. It's AJ Hammer everybody! AJ Hammer here on HLN Headline News From homelessness to superstardom focus today on Ted Williams running with the police and an ugly in public new dispute with the daughter he abandoned

1:51:16 He drinks heavily. She was screaming, I'm gonna sell this story! Showbiz Tonight can tell you Ted Williams' feel-good rags to riches story may be heading into a dark second chapter Oh no... I just wanted my dad around That was one of Ted William's nine children on the Dr Phil show where Williams confronted his ex wife and five of his kids whom he freely admits he neglected during his days of homelessness and drug use I miss you, it hurts I don't care how much money you give me, i just want you. I want YOU! And now his daughter Janae is making explosive claims about Williams On Dr Phil's show this afternoon she claimed that Williams a former addict Is drinking again He has consumed at least a bottle of Grey Goose at night At least But Williams tells Entertainment Tonight His daughter is telling lies about him Wow

1:52:10 Wow, this is stunning John. I can't believe what i'm hearing! It's hard to imagine that this would happen So here's the story and then you play the second clip which is Dr Phil somehow gets involved with the whole thing so apparently the guy lied about a lot of stuff he did No. Yeah, that's a stutterer. And apparently now and by the way if you listen to him talk his beautiful malevolent old-fashioned voice that he had now sounds more like a guy who is... He sounds like he's drinking... Sounds like he's drunk on the spot because yeah it's not as if I know I haven't had any drink in a year. Or any coke

1:52:56 So anyway, so it's a doctor Phil got ahold of him. Of course he has to exploit the thing did to the nth and Dr.. Phil is gonna put him in rehab and all this crap is happening And of course just got all pushed aside I mean that I think that thing was a scenario where you bring this guy up out of the blue? And they make a big feel good story, and then all bad things happen You're telling me it's fame no No, you're not telling me This was rigged So the whole thing is like a, it's just... It's very funny. But so let's play the part too you can cut in and out of it and kill it when you feel like it but Is that good? I mean its- Its a long clip! I think it's funny Okay Because Dr Phil has a few two bits to throw in And he's like why does doctor phil uggh

1:53:38 All right, Philly baby. And he needs help and Dr Phil is trying to help him get that therapy Get what he needs listen to what he said today on his show You know dr phil is just so awesome He's trying to help him get that therapy he really needs and we need to exploit them on television to help him Got him to commit to doing 90 meetings in 90 days We'll see if he does that. He's an addict! Okay, Dr Phil seems a little bit skeptical that Ted is going to really commit and complete rehab Wendy do you think he will complete it or... Do you fear that the fame- Is this headline news again? Yeah Well how dare they call this headline news?! Well I'm just telling ya' This is the showbiz part of headline news No no Headline News is nothing but It's ShowBiz And Lost Children That's all I ever see on that channel

1:54:27 I don't know why they're off on this but that they are. This is HLN, yes. Tension could present temptation become too much potentially cause them to spiral out of control you know i don't know about what the treatment is but 90 meetings in 90 days sounds like an outpatient to me he needs residential treatment and he needs someone to pay for it this guy needs a job he needs a home doing one craft commercial is only 1 gig probably for scale oh its for scale! It's probably true. Oh, we have the experts on yeah is the guy in the Union already this is great. Oh Did agent a headshot and to start like everybody else make restitution to his family? This is also you can hear this is funny You can hear this jabroni chick and she's pissed off She's like hey, you gotta start like everybody else man Hey, you jumped ahead of the queue

1:55:14 You got a craft commercial. And you need to headshot an agent. Yeah, you gotta- you gotta craft commercial and I'm still on HLN doing commentary... You jumped ahead! Uh, y-y-you gotta start everybody with the headshot in an agent douchebag Now the cameras are double edged sword right? On one side Oh, and i'm an expert at the camera- oh, you're right, I can-I love this It's a double edge sword, you know it's like The cameras can give him access to things he couldn't afford otherwise. Like for instance, maybe therapy. Hookers and blow and stuff like that? If somebody wants to volunteer to give him therapy if you can get some residential treatment because they will be able to promote their facility... It could be a blessing in that way! It could be a blessing I'm sorry but if that camera is there helping give him the services he could never afford as a homeless person

1:55:55 On the other hand, it also puts a lot of pressure on him. Could potentially be destructive? Well there are some signs that Ted is really struggling today. Ted admitted to Dr. Phil that he actually hasn't been sober for two and half years as he's been claiming. Watch! Really?! Have you had even a stumble in two and half years? With alcohol I did. And, I can say honestly Dr. Phil it didn't lead me to my drug of choice which was crack How recently was that? A year ago Alright, alright That's it! I've had enough Those house voices like not was I was crack cocaine dr. Phil Anyway, so that's Ted Williams that story is ending unfortunately they had this maniac deranged shooter and

1:56:43 and uh... and i would like to remind everybody it's in the show notes against our suckers is a fantastic documentary there is uh... it's available in seven parts on you tube link in the show notes of no agenda showed up com he will explain this obsession uh... it uh... have you seen again john if you take a look at this uh... nine that was your right away do you like it you will but i will now and uh... it's uh... of course i saw on the torrent but uh... seeing it. There's some more real news! Before you go to that, let me bring up one more thing before I forget and this is...I didn't plan on talking about this and should have a clip but i don't but I wish they did Have you noticed? This just kind of question. Did you notice the all out of the blue and I'm relating this after I listened to the first time are relating this to the dead PR woman who was murdered by the Star Wack Yes Ronnie Veronica Chasen. F Lee Bailey

1:57:40 came out with a report from his law firm, out of the blue saying that OJ Simpson was innocent and they had...the prosecution refused to put on the stand the witnesses who would have given him...who saw a group of murderers out there apparently who at the scene of the crime or whatever some bogus thing this is like what ten years after the murder I believe that this showed up as part of the scare the celebrities, another scare the celebrities moment that anything can happen and if you were in the case of OJ Simpson if he was a target of the Star Wackers

1:58:22 He would they wouldn't want to kill him because you know it's just ridiculous so they kill people around him until he coughs up the money or runs gets out of town like that. So I believe that that's part and part some other overriding scheme, I'm starting to...I'm not completely convinced any this but i'm getting closer with this why did this document surface now? Well, there's a lot of things going on. We also in Los Angeles have the trial of Michael Jack- the pre trial of Michael Jackson's doctor which just wrapped up Yeah I feel that this is part of this same scheme because yeah This guy now cuz there was a couple of bogus claims...I'm gonna predict that this guy gets off

1:59:04 Or the jail time he does is going to be so little it's gonna be ridiculous. Well, um... It is going to trial That has been determined and I agree with you but the information that's coming out is just funny you know and literally the defense really isn't saying much because this is like a pretrial but I think that they are going to say Michael Jackson killed himself. I guarantee you that's what it's gonna come down too, i don't think the guy will get convicted at all I think it will turn out that Michael Jackson committed suicide. He opened up the propofol tap himself. You watch! Yeah, this is starting to show up... This particular meme that Jackson is shooting himself up. Oh yeah you watch.

1:59:52 and the doctor cleaned up the mess this so i didn't you know wasn't to protect himself but to protect jackson from or we know what from that right at a major being are being a little like the guy in the like who jimmy hendrix river was sitting on the toilet with a needle stuck in their arm read and all of this will come around and probably within the next year two on the show if were lucky enough to be able to broadcast and if uh... we haven't uh... received uh... to do they had gone in the left hand that i don't need to be seen as a takedown notice probably more than the ending up there uh... is that there is such collusion between the mafia um... the media has in hollywood media and politics we'll be connecting these dots continuously this is why cloning can sell anything is it by the way clonies new movie whether he gets a reward right now here he gets distracted you get to raise billions for haiti which is then stolen

2:00:45 uh... i haven't forgotten i've not forgotten what can you do there he'd be raised lots of money and got big props on the award shows now is a little bit watching that dar for from the sky with his google satellite and as reward will be a movie which'll be about a politician and this race for the presidency it's it's its again you can't write this stuff you just can write it and you know somebody's writing it You know what I mean. Yeah, good point, good point So quick trip around Gitmo Nation before we get out of here First of all, I could not believe the magnitude of this FISA really screwed up and the news only coming out now The Japanese government, Gitmo Nation Sushi raised tax on cigarettes October 1st to such a degree that people were freaking out and they all tried to get shantix

2:01:44 Which is sold as Champix in Japan, but Pfizer had run out. uh... they couldn't they couldn't make another botched if they did not a fighter spokesman tokyo said the company misjudged interest in the drug amongst japanese smokers an extraordinary number of people decided to quit and our reading of the situation was off we expect that i have set up justin jack up the price to you know possible possible so i don't feel intended or pulled out some with america really yeah right now i just thought that was interesting to note the uh... poisonous cloud in get more nation lowlands member of writing a rotterdam uh... it was a huge fire and uh... the the storage facility that was burning uh... stored monsanto's roundup ready so uh... now it's sad because um... you know the people are the first responders are all sick

2:02:43 Oh yeah. I wouldn't... If i was a first responder, I would have quit my job on the spot and driven in the opposite direction. That stuff is dangerous! Well what's really sad is that the government is saying if you're not feeling well as a first responder should go to your doctor Go see your physician There is no danger for public health this is what the ministry of health is saying Now the ministers went to have a look and I have some pictures in the show notes. The ministers went to take a look at the carnage and they all sat in enclosed vehicle. They did not get out airtight vehicle, nothing to see here people move along and by the way don't worry about the water either it is not contaminated

2:03:40 So Gitmo Nation lowlands in severe, severe distress. Of course we have the floods in Gitmo Nation down under I do not want to pass over that lightly It's...I have to say you want a real resilient and vigilant people man Those Australians they can take it They're not complaining and crying They've just taken it! I'm very impressed Yeah, I have to give him kudos for the no. You know what? I'm gonna give them some one more karma They deserve that you've got karma The get my nation Deutschland let me just bring this up after you do that when I got one okay Prostitution in Germany has been legal since 2002 the country's sex trade is moving towards great ass oops hold on a second

2:04:40 Uh... No, I can't hear you again. Yeah hold on You're breaking up Uh yeah It sounds pretty funny what I'm hearing but there's nothing that I can understand I'm definitely still experiencing the problem It's like your line just went dead You know uh well Coming back to me it sounded like you were falling down a well Yes that is correct And you are yelling for help Is there any possibility? Sorry um... Yeah and there is no possibility someone could come earlier Because someone I think someone called very early this morning and i just missed the call and it would be great if someone could come out earlier. Take a look, soon as appointment is Saturday Okay okay I'll keep the Friday appointment then Okay alright thank you You're welcome Bye bye John are you still there? Yeah Alright uh... So what happened there hold on let me see if I can call John back that was very interesting I think the stream is back on yes so um

2:05:59 What happened there is Time Warner Cable called on the phone that I'm using to tether with. And, I think I got some of their... Some of the conversation on the recording. I don't know if it's actually... Let me see now. Are we streaming? Yes, I think we are streaming. Of course now I can't seem to find John. I've lost him. Had to answer that call though and that was just too good Okay, hold on one second. Uh... Okay I think I have a- Let's see if we can reconnect here? We might be able to. Hello? Hello! Hellooo! I ha-I see some connection. I see he's online. Standby. Okay, think we can wrap this up. Ah! Heheheheh.

2:07:17 Gonna leave all this in. It'll be fun. He lives! Yay, well that was uh... So let me tell you what happened You'll enjoy it So I got a tw- I got a Twitter Yes? Well you've got a phone call apparently Well what happened is Time Warner Cable called and if you don't answer the call then they don't show up Okay so I answered the call so then basically i'm on I'm on the phone that's acting as our wireless bridge

2:07:53 Right and the diet killed us. Yeah So I'm so sorry, but if I hadn't answered the call then they actually then you know You never have yeah, yeah, I got that and they don't show up. I figured that out. I'm so sorry about that But anyway, we're not really sorry about it Sounds like you may have to post something but right now I just want to say only big up and let me throw out some karma home on a second These guys deserve it here We go you've got karma To the guys at iPhone dev, the dev team that does the jailbreak so that I can actually tether with the iPhone which Steve Jobs doesn't want you to do. So thank you very much, uh...dev team for all you do. That's really quite awesome

2:08:43 So, is this... we're still doing the show? Yeah I'm back. Okay so you gonna have to do a post on this No! Actually i paused it after a couple minutes so.. I want all the warts in on this. I want people that know just how horrible Time Warner really is they need understand yeah well I got a contact on Twitter now that you can go directly too apparently so unless you've been using him uh... what is it that time warner cares now it's as funny as t w c something or other and have it on the other machine else in a two-year okay anyway um... i only had one more thing i wanted to try to throw in at the end says michael which is i just think it's kind of a four boating situation

2:09:31 uh... forget monation now well you can before you get in there what i was right in the middle of talking about the hookers and germany when uh... all right that's right finish that because i've got was interesting so i didn't know that it was legal in germany to have hooker ship at least since a two thousand two and please don't go down again connection um... uh... its legal and uh... now about with the financial crisis there's a more hookers is about two hundred fifty thousand of that all that are working off the books to get a pay taxes and a hundred fifty thousand were registered uh... yeah i have a lot of workers here they pay taxes entitled to it that's the opening clip right there while that's a lot of workers but their entitled to public health insurance other benefits

2:10:19 and uh... they're now a going into work for a niche niche for the elderly and disabled so if there really expanding it you know man they have no wellness brothels brother with that yeah exactly and uh... they have a some process focusing exclusively on the providing sex for seniors in retirement homes or for the disabled and i think that is fantastic of all that would probably written that kind of explain to me the obvious city of whorehouses in germany

2:10:58 uh... when you're from did at night if you're on a train or your driving some place and you go do they'll be this big building is usually like it was restored gold building that isn't laid out like a roman candle with red spotlights yeah that's uh... that's the beacon of hope is what we call that Yeah. And I was always looking and said, that looks like a whorehouse! And you know, I was thinking gee, how could they make it any more obvious now that I know this is legal? Oh well they are making it obvious, duh! and uh... the new german national i d card has already been hacked by the chaos computer club good on ya right on says that means engineers good work keep hacking away apparently a is all those are kind these these i d cards of their rolling out in the united states of europe they fail if you have an whom louder or not some to in your name

2:11:56 That's ludicrous. Yeah, why would I mean what's that babe? Oh thank you darling oh There's number 22 Racking them up Mickey you care about the show and I love you for it And I will make you my wife one day right after the right after the minute you made a legal commitment right after the divorce is final okay Is that okay? She didn't say yes. She did not say yes, I have an issue here. No she just... no It's not it's not an official proposal but it's close to one. I will make you an honest woman- She wants you get down on your knee and have a ring! You know just yack it off while doing the show. Hey babe!! I think we should get hitched one of these days!!! She says she can make me an honest man what am I thinking my out of my mind shut up slave is what she said and I will cook for you in sickness or in health

2:12:50 I love you darling. You're awesome. That's number twenty-three. You gotta get a bell. Come up with something, throw in a little variety. Call it pumpkin at least or something. There is just one last thing we got to talk about John before we go and we've got that end of show clip too. A lot of talk about food uh... about food prices about food being a the number of hillary clinton apparently is going around saying well you know food is a big problem uh... it's uh... we instability around the world we've got to protect the food that the food is going to be i think sooner than we think it's going to be eight tremendous issue for people will we should talk today i guess in clips about that too i want to rewrite german clip before he changed the top bake yet do your job

2:13:39 And the fact of the matter is that there's a bunch of foods related topics that we can push to the next show because I have some stuff on that too. Okay. Um, and I don't want to make this show any longer than it has to be We're going do all that on Sunday and hopefully Time Warner Cable will have been here and they'll have fixed everything so we'll save all of that uh... but you have a german clip well no it's like if you knew your return by germany germany germany and that now where you know we're we were we've been talking about germany impinging on the union actually taking it over some maybe a fourth reich who knows but i thought that this kind of little sub message that was given on cnbc world by an economist discussing

2:14:21 I don't know if you're familiar with the, uh... With John Claude Trichet. Yes he is the head of the- He's the Bernanke! Yeah it's the European Central Bank douche. He's the ECB head guy. He's Bernanke of Europe and his name has been cropping up like unbelievable It was like as though he was sick of listening to Bernanke so he's cropping up in the news But there's a little interesting little catch in this in this particular piece that I've got the ECB Troy Trichet German thing tell me if you can spot it and do you think its ominous? I think it is. What about the concern regarding breakup of the euro how serious is that?

2:15:03 I think there are people who would like to see it break up for either profit reasons or because they've been saying since the dawn of time that a monetary union in Europe would never work. So, there is a lot of forceful behavior behind that type of view But I think the important thing to point out is that the institutions in Europe, including the ECB are evolving. Trichet gave a speech earlier in the week and I've never seen this before maybe someone has but I've never seen it before but the entire opening remarks of the speech were in German Now on the one hand that's a PR move because they're trying to keep the German people on board with the Euro project. But it is also a sign that the ECB is evolving to fit the needs of its time and that's important because there aren't many evolving institutions out there right now so that continues to be my view about it.

2:15:54 Yeah. Well, let me correct you on one thing it will not be the fourth Reich It'll be a Reich 4 dot 0 is what it's going to be they're gonna hit it up a little bit. Oh yeah that would be more modern. They're gonna hip it up. Reich 4 dot 0. 4 point zero. Null. 4 point null! REICH 4 POINT NULL!!! Yeah? Eh well but uh... You've got uh... Why are there German soldiers in France as we speak? For the cheese They have good cheese in Germany, believe it or not. For the wine? Well, they have good wine in Germany too but it's not the same. For the women with hairy armpits? I don't know... Yeah But everyone is doing that you've got Sarkozy doing stuff in French he doesn't stop He has never done anything in English You've got El Presidente Von Rumpuy Haiku Herman doing everything in Dutch He does a lot of stuff in English but the fact is why this French guy doing anything in German at all

2:16:58 What? Trichet you mean. Yeah, is he French? Jean-Claude Trichet You don't think he's French his boy came from Lyon let's put it that way Really? He's very French Oh yeah that's the kicker That was the thing that was interesting I didn't understand that Let me just look at the... Let me see where he was born Yeah French Circus Sermons oh my god! Oh my god no okay You know what John? You win That's your, that's you won the show with that one. My goodness! You're right French guy speaking German with his speech Wow Do we have this speech? I gotta go listen to this speech now

2:17:41 Well, if you can understand decent German I suppose. But yeah, I found that very peculiar. Yeah... extremely It's funny and you know Mickey and i were watching the movie The King's Speech the other day Oh! That supposed to be a good film? No no it is an outstanding film And if it does not win uh... the Oscars If that stupid Facebook movie wins above this fix his end screw it never watch the Oscars again Because this I mean, this is the real deal. This is Shakespearean actors And it's even though it's kind of funny because it's about this elitist dork who can't speak as you speech impediment You know as any you know The King of England which is all a big joke There are two things that I first really endearing heartwarming movies true story fantastic acting just great great movie but then you see

2:18:39 uh... how do you know that this combined with paris nineteen nineteen you kind of see how these germans man i mean nothing like the new germans are more good than new german but there's there's there's some ominous about jerry that's what they do when tacitus was talking about the germanic tribes back in the grecian day grecian roman days it's couple thousand years ago he he was saying the same thing is guys have not changed a bit they're warmongers. They kind of are! And the funniest line in the movie is, so they watch his abdication? Is that it when you know ascension no no his ascension to the throne and yeah and so that's this first public speaking any gets through it okay with the help of this speech therapist

2:19:31 and uh... and then they're watching the the real in the palace and then after that is a real of hitler and uh... and he's got a and hitler in its real footage and he's gone off when he said he's got everyone goose stepin and then um... i guess it's elizabeth says that daddy what is the same and then he says i don't know but he's doing awfully good job at it thats for sure like and that some of that man and really summed up yet though if they do warmongers and i hate to generalize entire population cuz i've had with german friends It's cultural. It really is and so now this trichet has been assimilated Wow wow yeah you win on that one my friend big one big ups, big props it's weird I just thought it was screwy

2:20:16 So why don't we save all the other stuff that we have and there is a number of things. There was another two to the head that we haven't talked about which I've done some research on, i will leave it in the show notes noagendashow.com very important take a look there's also some interesting news about the music business which always find fun to look at uh... and to talk about and again everyone please look at uh... the movie star suckers it will explain a lot about uh... our own crazy culture because while the germans were maybe warmonger's we are aware just more on sphere that's not what we are in the united states like the blow things up as a jarred well i don't know where good at work at making things the blow-up and incendiary devices we like sending matches in the mail

2:21:01 And then there's one other, actually if you want to see America. There is also in the show notes our movie of the week called Guns and Weed The Road to Freedom It is the funniest thing. It's like 16 episodes and it's great, and it harps on everything America but it also truly is America. Guns & Weed! That's what we are so the Germans are warmongers were guns and weed okay? And we have the link to the PDF file that discusses freezers and locker beef and everything that you have in your email, that you will put on the show notes. If I can actually get it to my email, I will most certainly do that!

2:21:46 Otherwise it'll go on the Sunday show notes, but it's very good information. Very nice little discussion about locker beef It's very good Locker beef not to be confused with... Locker Beef is what's generalized call I mean in most of the country called locker beef because you when you buy that cow or half a cow or half a steer whatever You buy they usually keep it there in their locker and then you'd grab like 100 pounds and take it home And then you grab another hundred pounds later you pay for their storage room. I think but it's there's lockers involved in their lockers or freezers and let there be no mistake I'd like to send out a hearty to all of our German listeners we love you. We're just as crazy as you are, we're just pointing at some stuff out that were not living next two countries that we invade now Mexico well Mexico yeah once in awhile

2:22:35 Alright everybody, again big props to the iPhone dev team for making the jailbreak possible. For doing this show at all that is pretty amazing and Sunday I'm sure we'll be kind of back to normal make sure you continue check out noagenderstream.com cool stuff going on there and thank you for your support this program Dvorak.org slash NA Coming to you from Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California In the morning i am the former Soviet spy known as Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where it's kind of dreary for some reason, I'm John C. Dvorak We'll talk to you again on Sunday for early morning service right here on No Agenda Three days from now after half a century in the service of our country i shall lay down the responsibilities of office as In traditional and solemn ceremony The authority of the presidency is vested in my succession

2:23:29 This evening I come to you with a message of leave taking and farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you my countrymen. Like every other citizen I wish the new president and all who will labor with him Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed with peace and prosperity for all We now stand ten years past the midpoint of a century that has witnessed four major wars among great nations Three of these involve our own country. Despite these holocausts, America is today the strongest, the most influential and most productive nation in the world. Understandably proud of this preeminence we yet realize that America's leadership and prestige depend not merely upon our unmatched material progress riches and military strength

2:24:27 but on how we use our power in the interest of world peace and human betterment. Crises there will continue to be, in meeting them whether foreign or domestic great or small there is a recurring temptation to feel that some spectacular and costly action could become the miraculous solution to all current difficulties A huge increase in newer elements of our defenses development of unrealistic programs to cure every ill in agriculture, a dramatic expansion in basic and applied research. These and many other possibilities each possibly promising itself may be suggested as the only way to the road we wish to travel but each proposal must be weighed in light of a broader consideration The need to maintain balance In and among national programs

2:25:32 A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction. Our military organization today bears little relation to that known of any of my predecessors in peacetime or indeed by the fighting men of World War II or Korea until the latest of our world conflicts The United States had no armaments industry American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required make swords as well. But we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense We have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions Added to this three-and-a-half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment

2:26:35 We annually spend on military security alone more than the net income of all United States corporations. Now this conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience, but total influence economic political even spiritual is felt in every city every statehouse every office to the federal government We recognize the imperative need for this development, yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved so is the very structure of our society in the councils of government we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence whether sought or unsought by the military-industrial complex

2:27:34 The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic process." Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, VERSITY Historically, the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers

2:28:32 The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by federal employment, project allocations and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded. Yet in holding scientific research and discovery in respect as we should We must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become a captive of a scientific technological elite As we peer into society's future, we you and I and our government must avoid the impulse to live only for today. Plundering for our own ease and convenience the precious resources of tomorrow We cannot mortgage the material assets of our grandchildren without risking the loss also their political and spiritual heritage. We want democracy to survive for all generations to come

2:29:36 not to become the insolvent phantom of tomorrow. During the long lane of history yet to be written, America knows that this world of ours ever growing smaller must avoid becoming a community of dreadful fear and hate and be instead a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect Together we must learn how to compose differences not with arms but with intellect and decent purpose because this need is so sharp and apparent. I confess that I lay down my official responsibilities in this field with a definite sense of disappointment as one who has witnessed the horror and the lingering sadness of war, as one who knows that another war could utterly destroy this civilization which has been so slowly and painfully built over thousands of years. I wish i could say tonight that a lasting peace is in sight

2:30:41 Happily, I can say that war has been avoided. Steady progress toward our ultimate goal has been made but so much remains to be done as a private citizen i shall never cease to do what little i can To help the world advance along that road So in this my last good night to you is your president? I thank you for the many opportunities You have given me for public service in war and in peace I trust in that, in that service you find some things worthy. As for the rest of it? I know you will find ways to improve performance in the future You and I my fellow citizens need to be strong in our faith That all nations under God will reach the goal of peace with justice May we ever unswerving devotion to principle Confident but humble with power Diligent in pursuit of a nation's great goals

2:31:47 To all the peoples of the world, I once more give expression to America's prayerful and continuing aspiration. We pray that peoples of all faiths, all races, all nations may have their great human needs satisfied. That those now denied opportunity shall come to enjoy it to the full. That all who yearn for freedom may experience its spiritual blessings Those who have freedom will understand also its heavy responsibility. That all who are insensitive to the needs of others will learn charity, and that the scourges of poverty disease and ignorance will be made disappear from the earth And that in the goodness of time all peoples will come to live together in a peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect and love

2:32:48 Now, on Friday noon I am to become a private citizen. I am proud to do so! I look forward to it! Thank you and good night!