Topic: Butter

Major candy brands like Almond Joy and Mr. Goodbar have subtly changed their labeling from "milk chocolate" to "chocolate candy" or "chocolatey." This shift occurs because manufacturers are replacing expensive cocoa butter with alternative fats like palm oil, which disqualifies the products from the FDA's strict definition of milk chocolate. The hosts warn consumers that "mouth appeal" is being prioritized over traditional ingredients due to rising cocoa costs.

The show's weekly artwork featured "Lando Gates," a parody of the Land O' Lakes brand featuring Bill Gates. The art referenced recent discussions about synthetic "carbon butter" and mRNA in the food supply. Created by Bill Walsh (Sir Saturday), the piece was praised for its creative "hook" and its ability to synthesize multiple show themes into a single viral image.

New TSA procedures involve taking passenger photos at security lines to match against identification documents, causing delays and privacy concerns. Travelers are reportedly being pulled from lines if the biometric match fails, despite the program being presented as a test. Additionally, the TSA reiterated its controversial ruling that peanut butter is classified as a liquid for carry-on purposes.

A CDC soundbite regarding peanut butter illnesses is analyzed for "mind control" properties. The hosts reiterate their concern that the FDA's failure to register food facilities is being ignored by the mainstream media despite past poisoning scandals.

Listeners report significant improvements in chronic health conditions, such as IBS, after switching to high-quality animal proteins and eliminating processed foods. The discussion includes the benefits of raw milk and a gift of Banner Butter, which includes varieties flavored with herbs and chocolate.

The hosts discuss the recipe and etymology of Chicken Kiev, noting the use of "Kiev butter" and panko breadcrumbs. The conversation touches on the pronunciation of the city and the cultural significance of the dish. This lighthearted segment serves as a break from the heavy geopolitical analysis.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for five new members of the No Agenda Peerage, including Sir Andrew, Sir CB, and Dame Ladybug. The new knights and dames are invited to the "roundtable" to enjoy symbolic refreshments like mutton, meat, and chai tea. The segment concludes with a reference to the Mueller Report's supposed endorsement of the show.

Sir Knives of the Providence Plantation donated $230.33 in honor of his 30th birthday and his wife, Steph Butters Whitehead. He requested that the credit for his knighthood be transferred to his wife to recognize her support and the weekly brunches they share while listening to the Sunday livestream. The donation also included a request for "Space Force" karma to celebrate his birthday falling on Friday the 13th.

The hosts sign off with a final prediction that Roe v. Wade will not be overturned despite the current media hype. They remind listeners to support the show via the value-for-value model. The episode concludes with a musical montage featuring clips of Donald Trump, Kirsten Nielsen, and various news reports about the border wall and detention centers.

A segment on 1930s slang terms defines "Butter and Egg Man" as a man with a large bankroll and "Cabbage" as cash. Other terms explored include "Canary" (female vocalist), "Buzzer" (police badge), and "Sweet Patootie" (an attractive woman). The hosts express a desire to bring back these vintage phrases into modern conversation.

A classic Midwestern prank involving the Land O' Lakes butter box is explained in detail. The "gag" involves cutting a hinge on the box held by the maiden on the packaging and pasting "knees" from another box behind it to create a lewd illusion. This anecdote serves as a transition into the show's production notes and listener-contributed artwork.

A debate regarding whether butter should be refrigerated or kept at room temperature concludes that butter remains fresh for approximately one week outside the fridge. Different varieties, such as Irish Kerrygold or French butters, maintain different consistencies at low temperatures. Using a butter crock or water bath is suggested to keep the product soft without it going rancid.

The hosts note presidential proclamations for World AIDS Day and National Impaired Driving Prevention Month. They also share a lighthearted report claiming the average Thanksgiving meal contains 4,500 calories, the equivalent of eating three sticks of butter.

CNN reported on "secret codes" used by convicted terrorists, where "culinary school" allegedly meant training camps and "peanut butter and jelly" meant jihad. The audio features Tarek Mahana and an unidentified associate in Somalia discussing their lack of internet access. The hosts mock the FBI's interpretation of these phrases, suggesting they are often mundane conversations re-labeled as criminal activity.

A major salmonella recall involving Sunland Incorporated peanut butter has affected brands at Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, and Target. Adam Curry points out the suspicious timing, noting that the Food Safety Modernization Act (FSMA) was supposed to prevent such outbreaks through mandatory facility registrations starting October 1, 2012. He highlights a red-bordered notice on the FDA website stating that these registrations are not being accepted, suggesting the outbreak is a "setup" for further regulation.

Norway is experiencing a severe butter shortage attributed to a nationwide surge in popularity for high-fat, low-carb diets. The crisis has led to instances of butter smuggling from Sweden and individuals being arrested for black-market butter sales. The phenomenon is described as a form of mass hysteria that has completely depleted the country's dairy reserves.

A PBS NewsHour segment featuring a Syrian activist is mocked for presenting a scientifically impossible method for charging cell phones using a glass of water and two Duracell batteries. The hosts use this as an example of media gullibility. A brief tangent follows regarding a "gag" advice to shave with butter for a smoother finish.

A major salmonella outbreak linked to a peanut butter processing plant has resulted in at least eight deaths and widespread contamination. The hosts criticize the FDA for failing to act on prior warnings about the plant's unsanitary conditions. They compare the lack of criminal prosecution for the CEO to the high-profile imprisonment of Martha Stewart.