Topic: Canary

The hosts critique Michelle Obama's podcast performance and listenership numbers relative to her book sales. Speculation arises regarding her potential 2028 presidential run as she ramps up media appearances. Additional mentions are made of Meghan Markle's new podcasting ventures following her Spotify deal.

The episode concludes with a reminder of the "Value for Value" model and a preview of upcoming content on the No Agenda stream, including "Canary Cry News." The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" and a final audio mix featuring various show clips and themes. This marks the end of the 1731st episode of the program.

The show highlights the global reach of No Agenda meetups, with recent gatherings in Tokyo and Germany. Upcoming meetups are announced for the Canary Islands, Raleigh, Denver, and Houston. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find or start a local event, emphasizing the "connect and protect" philosophy of the producer community.

The hosts read through the list of associate executive producers and $50 donors, providing birthday shoutouts for listeners and their families. They discuss a "make good" note from Dame Sarah in Houston and a gift box from a listener in Canada. The segment concludes with the official knighting of new royalty and the distribution of "karma" to various producers.

The hosts of "Canary Cry News Talk" donate to celebrate their 333rd episode and acknowledge the influence of the No Agenda "Value for Value" model. They discuss their success in remaining independent of advertisers and their focus on biblical perspectives and technological trends like the "robot takeover."

Meetup reports are read from Victoria, British Columbia, and the Burning Man festival in Black Rock City. The Burning Man report, provided by Basil Knight of Canary Cry Radio, describes a successful gathering at "Camp Big Puffy Yellow" involving transdimensional thinkers.

A segment on 1930s slang terms defines "Butter and Egg Man" as a man with a large bankroll and "Cabbage" as cash. Other terms explored include "Canary" (female vocalist), "Buzzer" (police badge), and "Sweet Patootie" (an attractive woman). The hosts express a desire to bring back these vintage phrases into modern conversation.

Several listeners are knighted or upgraded in the peerage, including Baron Michael of South Dakota and the hosts of Canary Cry Radio, Sir Basil and Sir Gans. Sir Max Powers donated $1,000 from the "State of Jefferson," a region in Northern California and Southern Oregon seeking to break away. The hosts provide advice on how to list podcast donations as "media professional" expenses for tax purposes.

Experts are monitoring the Canary Islands following hundreds of recorded earthquakes, reviving fears that a volcanic eruption could cause a massive landslide. Such an event has been theorized to create a tsunami capable of reaching New York. The hosts note that similar warnings occurred in 2011 at El Hierro and discuss other volcanic risks at Mount Shasta and Mount Rainier.

The "warrant canary" for Silent Circle, a company specializing in encrypted communications, has disappeared, indicating they have likely been served with a secret government subpoena or National Security Letter. The hosts explain the concept of the canary as a way to alert users to surveillance when a company is legally barred from speaking.

A red alert was issued for the island of El Hierro in the Canary Islands following an underground volcanic eruption. Scientists have long predicted that a major collapse of the island could trigger a massive tsunami hitting the U.S. East Coast. The hosts jokingly suggest that the government is scouting property in West Virginia as a safe haven.

The show concludes with a discussion of Elon Musk's vision for an "electric jet" and clean energy. Adam Curry links these concepts to the suppressed work of Nikola Tesla and "zero point energy." The hosts sign off with a final mention of the Canary Islands volcano and a reminder for the upcoming Sunday show.

Volcanic activity on the island of El Hierro in the Canary Islands has prompted evacuations. The hosts revisit an old prediction regarding the Canary Islands breaking off and causing a massive tidal wave, noting the "pre-alert" status of the regional government.

Following a 7.0 earthquake in Alaska, attention turns to increased seismic activity at El Hierro in the Canary Islands. Geologists have long warned that a shelf collapse at Cumbre Vieja could trigger a massive tsunami impacting the US East Coast. Recent reports indicate that seismic detection equipment was stolen in Tenerife, while West Virginia officials conducted exercises for large-scale coastal displacement.

Adam Curry updates his "earthquake machine" theory, shifting the predicted target from Iran to the Canary Islands. He cites the potential for a volcanic eruption on La Palma to trigger a mega-tsunami affecting the U.S. East Coast. The islands are also noted for their strategic importance as a telecommunications hub and a site for CIA rendition flights.

The "earthquake machine" target is revised from Iran to the Canary Islands, citing potential hidden oil reserves and strategic importance. The presence of the "Abama Resort" is noted as a linguistic coincidence that could be rebranded following a disaster. The hosts predict that a future earthquake in the region will be blamed on volcanic activity to mask the use of tectonic weaponry for resource acquisition.