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00:01 Hey, your legs crushed. Yeah, oh my legs crushed. Don't worry about it, everybody hurts. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's February 11th, 2010, time for your Give My Nation Media Assassination episode 173. This is no agenda. Monitoring the earthquake machine activation and coming to you live from the 13th floor of the Marriott Hotel in downtown San Francisco, the Crackpot Command Center, Gippo Nation West in California. Good morning. In the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I'm disconnecting the earthquake machine. I'm John C. DuBois. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill. Oh, if only you had that technology. You know, they had an earthquake in Chicago. Well, duh.

00:45 Well of course. Is that the testing ground? They're testing him? No, it's not a test. We call that a shot over the bow, John. You think just because Obama and his boys are from Chicago and they won't relinquish their positions as pushing the CIA around that they're going to, they're shaking it up a little bit over there? And that's it for the show. John has already done all my bits. We can now retire. Yeah, of course. Is that what you're suggesting? I am without a doubt suggesting this. The seismologists cannot understand why there was an earthquake. They say it makes no sense. There's not even a fault line anywhere near where the epicenter was. Of course this was like a, hey, listen,

01:30 You think you're gonna say something nasty about us in Bloomberg? Which was exactly so. There's this big report, this big article coming out on Bloomberg. And in it Obama really slams the bankers and their bonuses. And of course we know there's a war between Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan. And you can only guess which side the CIA is on. Of course they're on the side of, you know, Goldman Sachs. Because their funding runs parallel. So they get their money. Yeah, with the drugs from Afghanistan, etc. And so it's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, you think you're going to say something nasty about our bonuses? Here, watch this.

02:10 And so they shake up... Is that the sound of an earthquake? I don't have any earthquake jingles. So they fire up the earthquake machine, they just give a little ruffle over there in Chicago. Boom! The title of the article changes to Obama doesn't mind too much about the bonuses. They just changed the title of the article. Is that right? Yes. It's in the show notes, noagendashow.com. By the way, those show notes are fantastic. Well, thank you. You know we get a lot of notes from students that give us a $5 a month donation. They say I'm just a student, I can you know, I can just afford this but those show notes are fantastic. I use them in my papers, I use them for the debates in class and things like that. Yeah, if you want to actually get thrown out of school, they're real handy.

02:56 So, by the way, people, I would recommend to any students, we do have younger listeners, well of course anyone younger than I am, they, sorry to beat you to it, these are great show notes. There's a lot of good material there. So the headline, Obama begrudges quote about not begrudging bonuses. So this is from yesterday. Okay, wait, wait, wait, you have to document the fact that this quote, that this headline changed and this quote changed after the earthquake and not before. Yeah, it's exactly what happened. So this is from yesterday. So yesterday, yesterday, two days ago, Bloomberg News ran excerpts from a forthcoming Bloomberg Businessweek story under the headline, Obama doesn't begrudge bonuses for blank fine and diamond. But that's what that's what it came out as.

03:47 Because the White House complained, if you actually read the quote in the article, I, like most American people, don't begrudge people's success or wealth. That's part of the free market system. I do think that the compensation packages that we've seen over the last decade at least have not matched up always to performance. I think that shareholders oftentimes have not had any significant say in the pay structures for CEOs. So that's definitely a slam after all of this. And the shareholders own the company. Yep. And so that's a major slam towards the bankers, because of course all these bonuses came out. So they hit the button, they roll the ground out there in Chicago. What was that sound again? That's exactly what it sounds like by the way. Not bad. So they roll the ground and they're like, oh crap.

04:36 Oh, let's say, just say he doesn't begrudge the bankers. That'll sound good. So the article doesn't really change. There's a lot, I got other news. There's a lot of news, AP news stories that are retracted. You know because people are basically debunking them. Yeah, AP is got to be state-controlled One way or the other ministry of truth, but before we digress John why don't we talk about? The executive producer for episode one seven three if no agenda yes, we have one executive producer and He is Have to do this. I you know we were doing a special promotion. That's a separate from the show And so the unfortunately the spreadsheet mixes everything together, so I've got like a mess on my hands, but What else is new? Help I need a secretary a hot one well Gary later Gary later

05:39 Gary later led er four hundred forty four dollars lucky for and he is in Ladder it's it's later not ladder led. Yeah, that's your led er. Oh de are they said double D Gary later? Okay, Gary later who is in? hold on in Richmond, Virginia. Oh, which is a beautiful place, by the way. And I have, by the way, Gary, I have a hoodie and Adam will attest to this with the Richmond Spiders University of Richmond hoodie. Yeah. When I was rummaging through your closet, I saw it. I can confirm it. One of these. It's one of the great one double A football teams in the country anyway, for 44. And he says no agenda is now underwritten, making a joke, a meta joke.

06:29 by matdepot.com. Matdepot. Dot-com dot-com. What is that? I don't know you haven't looked at it. I just noticed this thing now I just noticed a note. Well. It's kind of important if you want to I want to promote something yeah, it could be like It could be bad. It could be really really bad anyway Gary later from Virginia Virginia you said yeah Yeah, Richmond, Virginia. Not just Virginia. You are now officially the executive producer and the only producer, which means that's kind of like a super status. If the credit roll goes by, you say, wow, that was the only guy. I mean, he put up enough to make up for it. Yeah, no kidding. You are the executive producer of No Agenda Episode 173. Put it on your resume. It will get you jobs. It's guaranteed. We've seen it happen many, many times.

07:30 And it also looks cool and you might be able to pick up some chicks. And just remember, you now can also hold our motto. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. And by the way, that motto is very appropriate because madeapot.com which is also a part of the totalmaw.com martial arts supply company. Oh nice! So if we're ever in Richmond, Virginia we have protection, guaranteed.

08:13 Hold on a second, I may have the wrong URL. Oh crap, no. Please, please don't tell me that. That's a good one though. Is it, it's a different URL? It's a whole different site? No, it's, let me see what we got here. Oh, okay. Oh, this is actually better. Okay, what is it? That's mattdepot.com. M-A-T-T or one two? No, M-A-T, Matt, like Matt, like four Matts. And he got, he puts the, I need one for my kitchen. He does all these crazy entrance mats edge exit mats of floor mats and they fit. Okay, so you could have an in the morning welcome mat I could have a We could and in the morning welcome mat. I was an anti-fatigue, but this is some use it's fine in restaurants and stuff So that's a good business to be in so Matt's Depot, duh. I Just got up, okay

09:08 Nice. So I'm in the uh... Mad Depot. I'm in the uh... on the 13th floor of the Marriott Hotel in downtown San Francisco as we are... There's no such thing as a 13th floor Marriott Hotel in the United States. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. As we are, what you know that's really ridiculous because 13 is actually a holy number. It's actually a very lucky number. What you know was this like something that decided long long ago is like we don't want anyone to know the power of 13. So let's just say it's unlucky. I think well that means you're actually when you're on the 14th floor you're on the lucky 13th. I would like somebody I don't know the trade I don't know where this unlucky 13 traces to.

09:46 I'll tell you this, I'll tell you something real, like if you're playing craps, you know, the dice game, you throw 13, that's bad luck. Right. But in general in the everybody out there will get that but you I don't play craps Obviously, yeah, it's 13 good. If you play craps were you met were you messing with me? Never mind, I really don't understand. I don't play craps. Yeah, I don't go to casinos. I like my herkers and blow in my hotel room We play spin the bottle Well, that's a better game, but so but seriously in in in mystic numbers Power comes from 1 3 23 13 20 these are all really powerful numbers and somewhere along the line It was like oh, this is bad luck and the fact that I don't have a 13th floor in hotel rooms in America It's kind of weird. Well, it's also weird is that didn't in China 8 is the big lucky number and

10:48 Well, eight is also a very powerful number. In fact, if you... It's a known fact. Fact, John. You know, as in... Science! If you're feeling kind of down and depressed, if you draw eights on a piece of paper continuously, you'll actually feel more peaceful. I'm doing it now. You're skating figure eights as we speak. So, a couple of things we've got to take care of. This is getting old news, we at least should review it for the purposes since we did discuss it beforehand.

11:31 I'm talking about the Super Bowl in particular. And the fact that all the fuss made by the left-wing media, oh, Thom Hartmann, oh, Democracy Now!, oh, everybody in between, about how horribly propagandistic the Tim Tebow commercial is going to be. And so you're watching the Super Bowl and there's this Tim Tebow commercial which is sponsored by some right to life church ministry. Wasn't it Planned Parenthood? Wasn't that the whole thing? No, Planned Parenthood were the people that were dead set against it. They wanted free time to rebuke, to rebut. Oh, that's right. This horrible commercial. It seemed like a 20 second commercial too, which I thought was weird, but maybe it was longer. No, I think it was a 30.

10:48 Well, eight is also a very powerful number. In fact, if you... It's a known fact. Fact, John. You know, as in... Science! If you're feeling kind of down and depressed, if you draw eights on a piece of paper continuously, you'll actually feel more peaceful. I'm doing it now. You're skating figure eights as we speak. So, a couple of things we've got to take care of. This is getting old news, we at least should review it for the purposes since we did discuss it beforehand.

11:31 I'm talking about the Super Bowl in particular. And the fact that all the fuss made by the left-wing media, oh, Thom Hartmann, oh, Democracy Now!, oh, everybody in between, about how horribly propagandistic the Tim Tebow commercial is going to be. And so you're watching the Super Bowl and there's this Tim Tebow commercial which is sponsored by some right to life church ministry. Wasn't it Planned Parenthood? Wasn't that the whole thing? No, Planned Parenthood were the people that were dead set against it. They wanted free time to rebuke, to rebut. Oh, that's right. This horrible commercial. It seemed like a 20 second commercial too, which I thought was weird, but maybe it was longer. No, I think it was a 30.

12:20 I'm pretty sure whatever the case was it has Tim Tebow's mom coming on. I'm Tim Tebow's mom or so she said I'm so-and-so so-and-so and then Tebow comes out of the blue and knocks her on her ass. Yeah, which was funny. It was kind of funny by the way, and I heard all a whole bunch of people going. Oh is violence against women It was a horrible ad it promotes violence against women and I will say that many commercials in this year's Super Bowl involved hitting other people Did you know there's a lot of commercials I thought were I thought the most disgusting set of commercials was from Doritos. Yeah, there was like, you know, bopping. It was killed. It was intimidated by a small black man. There was a the first one I can't remember, but it was it was the worst was an S&M commercial where the where the dog or a dog had strapped a bark collar on a guy. Yeah, that's exactly.

13:12 It was like very violent all of it was violent. Yeah, it's totally violent I don't get why Doritos it feels a need to be that way. No, I'm sorry Well, I'm gonna say the best commercial in my opinion I didn't write about this or anything, but I didn't notice I didn't really follow much after the game was over But was I thought was the Bud Light commercial were all where there was a house made out of Bud Light cans that still had Bud Light in them. Yeah, that was Okay. I just thought it was very funny. In general, it was like, whatever. I don't think any of the commercials are great. I kind of like the Green Police. That was humorous. Volkswagen.

13:48 I thought that was kind of funny. That commercial got a lot of a, that was an Audi commercial by the way. Was it Audi? I thought it was Volkswagen. Well, it's the same company. It got a lot of, you know, what kind of fascists are running Audi that... No, it was humorous. What I liked about it is if you're greeny, you would go like, oh good, this is the future, we can look forward to it. And if you were, you know, if you're like us and, you know, a little bit more... Normal. Then you're like, that's funny, you know, it's just funny. I thought it was absolutely funny because yeah, that's what I how I envision the Green Police. I envision them riding around little electric golf carts trying to take away my styrofoam cup. That's awesome. I liked it. I thought that was very cute.

14:33 But in general, let's get back to the point. The point was so Tebow comes out and the two of them stand up and she dusts off and she says, she did say hello, essentially, how you doing? And Tim Tebow seems like a nice enough guy. And that was about the end of it. And they have a website or a phone number. So I think it was a website for the For the group and that was the end of it. So this time so to so everybody got all worked up about how controversial This is gonna be in it's an advocacy ad again, of course Nobody saw the ad but they didn't mind spouting off about it with all kinds of bigoted comments And I thought that the entire left-wing media should be ashamed of themselves for the reaction to this thing So I was watching CNBC

15:17 I think this was the... Maybe this was Friday? When was it? No, it was probably before the game. And of course there's no markets are open on Sunday so they're doing all kinds of kooky stuff. And this must have been taped a couple days before. So they have a picture of Ben Bernanke, the chairman of the Federal Reserve. And they're showing it in like a... maybe it's some press conference or something. They're showing it to the Colts players, right? And they're saying, do you know who this man is? Listen to this. Who is this man? That's Daniel Muir.

16:05 He's like, he looked like a crook. He looks like a crook. Why he just got that look about it? Well that guy nailed it. Listen to it again. It's so funny. Listen to it. Hold on. Play stupid YouTube. Oh man. I loved it. Yeah. He look like a crook. He just out to take anything you own. So how many of the players recognized him? I only got these two. I love it though. He looks like a crook, man. He just got that look about him. He'd take anything you own. Hell yeah. Perfect. I love it. So what else we got? Oh, dude, I've got so much stuff. I've got so much. I mean, where do you want to start? I mean, I'd love to start over in Gitmo Nation East in Europe.

17:09 You know what they call the countries who are now severely in debt and are screwing up the euro? They call them the pigs? Yeah, Portugal, Ireland, Greece. and Spain and Italy that's two eyes in pain. Maybe the Italy is for... is that for Italy? The eye could also be for Ireland. So they call them the pegs. You know what Italy did? I mean if people were bitching about this when it first happened and finally caught up to them when they pegged the you know the lira used to be able to go to Italy and you'd take five bucks and you get ten million lira and live it up. And as soon as they pegged it, they were like, yay!

17:46 They mispegged the lira to the euro so it became, how did Italy become so expensive? And over time, you know, people finally stopped going there and I think they lost a lot of money on the deal. They put themselves in a hole. Well, of course, what's actually happening is that all these countries are severely in debt and so that affects the euro overall. And when I say debt, it's like we're looking at 12 to, conservatively speaking, 12 to 20 percent of GDP. Is that it? I don't know. It's supposed to be like three. That's what they all agreed upon when they set the union up. They said, let's make it 3%. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait until we get to 115. Yeah, well, we're close. We're at like 97.

18:28 I think 80 something. No, I think it's a little higher than that. But anyway, 97. But anyway, go on. I have actual data in the show notes that says 97. Okay. You know, they keep raising that level. They just raised it again. We need to spend more. Oh, let's just raise the level. We need to borrow more. Yeah. Well, hey, you know, we're not starving to death. Not yet. So, So now of course the question is what's going to happen because there's only two ways to go. One is, well actually three ways to go. One is the European Union jumps in and bails him out and Germany's already saying nein, nein, du Schweinen, which is German for pigs.

19:10 And of course they can raise taxes, which is, they're too late with that because now everyone in these countries has moved their money out. Everyone's got some dough, it's like, woo! That's the way they did that. Let's move that out. And of course the third option is to take money from the IMF, which is of course from the, that's basically the richest people in the world. They've got their own little bank there and they've got the World Bank and You know, they're, so essentially you go into more debt and then you know they'll default on that and then the bankers will take all your shit. You know, like the Colts player just said. They'll take everything you own. Yeah, that's the idea. Now what's interesting is that the Chancellor of the Exchequer

19:53 Alistair Darling, so he's like the CFO of Gitmo Nation East UK. He says, you know, it's not going to be a problem for us. And of course it hit me, well duh. It's so smart of these Brits, you know, they knew this was happening. They knew it was going to be a complete takedown. They wanted to bring down every single country in Europe. So they said, you know what, we're not going to participate in that Euro thing. So they can just keep printing their own money. They've got their own deal, they don't have to be affected by it. They can run their own show, which is probably really smart from their perspective. Sounds smart to me. But anyway, this is exactly what happened in, if you have not read the book, we've discussed it many times in this program, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, a great book. This is exactly how they did it in Africa.

20:45 Many countries around the world America we use South America. Yeah, they they go in they you know You need the money they pay off the leaders to take these huge loans and of course these loans can only be used to buy crap from America and And then when they default just like oh, did you read the fine print? Yes, we now own everything we come to take away all your own and And that's what's gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so what's wrong with that? Well What would be wrong is I was reading, you know, I read Market Watch, which of course you write for Market Watch. So I have to say most people who write for Market Watch, I hold in high regard. And Paul B. Farrell writes for Market Watch. Are you familiar with him? I don't, yeah.

21:36 So he says, opening of his Market Watch article, Wake up investors! Are you prepared for the economic anarchy coming after the global debt time bomb explodes? Are you thinking outside the box, investing differently? Act now, tomorrow will be too late! And he of course is recommending Investing in gold and weapons. Not necessarily in that order. No. It's really great. He says, you know, there's so that you can only be a part of one of two economic classes in America's 300 million citizen population. You can be your average Joe and Jane American, which means you're one of 299 million people.

22:23 with your income averages $50,000, essentially you're going to be on food stamps or you're one of the happy conspiracy insiders and you're doing $600,000 to $10 million a year and you're going to be just fine. So it sounds like most of us will get screwed. I was reading the president's economic report. I haven't read through the whole thing yet. It came out yesterday. And in it he actually writes of the great recession of 2008-2009. I mean, he actually names it that. And of course we're headed for the dreaded double dip. We're screwed. 2013, I think you're pretty much dead on, John, with your prediction. I think that's when it all comes flying apart. There's nothing we can do about it. 2013, we're screwed. That doesn't mean things can't go well for a while. Oh yeah, no, it's going to be great for a little while. Australia, though, is also in deep, deep kinshay.

23:20 Which is Swahili for crap. And that's why all the central bankers met down there in Australia. They're like, alright, what are we going to do? I don't know. Maybe it's time to just pull the trigger, blow that shit up. Yeah, well, I don't know. You don't seem to, you seem very calm about all this. You don't seem to care. No, because, well, there's a reason for that, because I'm a cyclic, cyclicist. I don't know what the right word is. But anyway, whatever. You're just like Lance Armstrong, essentially. It's a cyclist. Oh, I'm sorry. So maybe that's maybe it's the same word cyclist whatever the case is I Don't think there's anything much you can do about it I think that you can try to toy with the problem and see if you can make it you know there have you have to bring this up because I think it bores a lot of people but there was you know if you follow the cycle there should have been a market crash and

24:15 In 1849, followed by a massive depression, and it actually wasn't until 1857, it was actually put off. And in 1857 we had a lot of economists and historians believe it was our first true depression collapse, which was in 1857. And there's a lot of books written about it. I don't think you bore anyone with that. I think people enjoy very much hearing about history that they can't get anywhere else. Isn't that kind of what the show is about? kind of but it but this you know it's kind of bold news say the least so anyway eighteen forty nine hours it was always baffled by that i think a lot of people follow the economic eighteen forty year cycles uh... you know they take him with other cycles a date to be big save you well this cycle doesn't work and then they have a couple of minor example major examples in eighteen forty nine is nothing happened and i realize that at the time that that with the discovery of gold and silver all over the place it pumped something like three trillion dollars in that

25:10 in that old money into the economy, which propped everything up for until 1857, which could easily happen with us just printing more money because gold doesn't have any intrinsic value, especially when they flooded the market with it, which is equivalent of something like $30 trillion or $40 trillion of today's dollars, $15 to $40, depending on how you do the calculation. And which was enough to keep, well, we're not going to have a depression with all this free money flying around. And all this free money was flying around, which is why, by the way, I'm not worked up about the fact that they were printing money. Anyway, but when you look at the analysis of the 1857 crash, you see what caused it. And people have all these different reasons and one of the reasons which kept cropping up was there was too much money. It was essentially all this gold flowing into the market was like the printing presses being turned on. It was the exact same equivalent.

26:01 And it didn't, but it did manage to stave off the disaster until 1857. Right. So I think that would be great. That's what it always does. Quantitative easing, whether it's gold or paper or whatever, or twigs, as long as there's more of it coming into the market, of course it'll... It'll stave something off, but eventually it comes. I mean, that's just the way it goes. Oh yeah, no, you can't avoid the cycle is the cycle. So the worst, the best case scenario is that we just flood the market with cheap money and hopefully don't go into hyperinflation, which we have not done with a zero interest rate. So that's been working actually very well, even though people moan about it. and in the best-case scenario is that we can push off the disaster away from twenty thirteen into twenty seventeen which would be the equivalent of eighteen fifty seven in the olden days and then we have this unbelievable collapse but eighteen fifty seven phenomena the only lasted three years and of those right jack misery but uh... well i'm gonna say i'm going to say that it will probably

27:02 Not happen in 2013 if you're calling 2017. I'll have to go with that. I think that's a pretty safe bet well I'm calling it, but if say something weird happens like we get Obama gets booted out which is a lot of the possibility in 2012 and some bonehead comes in a Republican by the way this would ruin the Republican Party forever And then all of a sudden says, oh, what did we can't keep printing this money. This is not right Let's go back to the gold standard and do something crazy And the next thing you know the collapse happens the next year the Republican gets blamed like Herbert Hoover And then and then the Democrats just waltz. They got it made for the next forever. It's it's kind of important that That that not happen

27:46 Well, it's going to be very interesting. Just saying, oh, well, you know, we're going to take back Congress. I don't think they're going to take back Congress and they're going to do this and they're going to do that. But I think they're setting themselves up for a worse, worse situation. Well, no, but first of all, we know it's one party. There's no difference between the Republicans and the Democrats. The bankers run them both. I mean, so we know that. And I think that, you know, and by the way, I think we have to take our props right now. The The tea bag, the tea party tea bag, the tea party has of course been hijacked. It's been hijacked by the people who are running Sarah Palin. And by the way, did we call it or not? Every, all I could see everywhere, even that dickhead Gibbs, all they were doing was

28:34 Harping on Sarah Palin's crib notes on her hand. That's all they did. Did you see Gibbs? Oh yeah. Let me just see if I can find the... Yeah, Gibbs had a butter... Here it is. I've got the audio here. Hold on a second. It was unbelievable and but even the reporters are going like oh dude. No you didn't oh tell me you didn't go there here It is Robert Gibbs at one of his famous press conferences speaking on behalf of the president of the presidential campaign the entire I wrote a few things down And he makes this condescending I wrote

29:18 It's a little slew for some reason. I wrote eggs, milk and bread. You're so funny Robert. You're hilarious. Bread, just so I can make pancakes for Ethan if he slows. Then I wrote down hope and change. I hate that guy. He's such a dick. He's a dick, a douchebag! And he thinks he's funny. Oh, and he's so not, and he makes that face that just makes you want to hit him in the mouth! Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. He's such a dick. I don't care who he's talking for, he's just a dick. He's one of those guys in school who had a big keychain. You know what I mean? You know those kids?

30:10 Yeah, it could be. So anyway, so even Ron Paul came out now and of course we've said this, we said this is wrong. John, you called it weeks ahead of time, you said, uh oh, it looks like they're pushing Sarah Palin into the Tea Party movement, which was started by Ron Paul. So here's this from Raw Story, in the face of several electoral challenges from Tea Party connected candidates, Texas Republican Congressman Ron Paul cautioned in a recent interview that neocon influence is infiltrating the movement he is often credited for creating. Yeah, but he's not even credited for it anymore. And he actually said, I don't have the audio, he actually said this on Rachel Maddow's show.

30:49 Yeah, it's gotten so bad because he knows that Fox is behind this. Which of course, and of course he knows the game. He knows that Fox is also run by the Democrats. So he has to get someone, he has to get his message out because no one on Fox wants that message out now. But the only way he can do it is by self-humiliating himself by going on the Rachel Maddow show. How crazy. And I don't know if she did a, wrong. Wrong. You're wrong. So it's just like, wow man. So do not follow what is happening there.

31:32 God, it's... you know, it's so funny because we saw this happen in the Netherlands. And this was with Pim Fortuyn, who was often called the Le Pen of Holland, incorrectly I might add. Oh that guy, the right winger. He was a right winger, but he was a very intelligent, beautiful man. I knew him personally. They portrayed him over here as a dangerous Hitler. Well, he was not a Hitler. And first of all, he was like gayer than gay can be. He was a sweet man. He wouldn't hurt a fly. and openly so, but all he said was, he said, you know, this multicultural stuff, it ain't gonna work. He said, you know, we've got to stop this Islamification of Holland. And his party was set to win by an unprecedented landslide, and then two weeks before the election, he basically, he literally got two to the head. In fact, he got like five to the head.

32:32 and outside a radio studio where friends of mine had actually just interviewed him. And that was a hit by the way, because there were multiple cartridges and they got some whacked out guy who said he was an animal activist and that, oh I hate it, you know, he's just a crazy animal activist. And so they offed the guy, because they were like, oh shit, this can't happen, we can't have him, someone's gonna take over. And they killed him, they literally killed him. So, you know, it's like, you know that it's much more friendly to just hijack the tea party instead of killing people. So, and it's much smarter for them because, you know, people will follow Sarah Palin. Yeah, yeah. She's likable. And by the way, I think I think C-SPAN is also becoming unreliable with the things they show and don't show. There's a lot of things they don't show. You have to what is good is you have to go to C-SPAN.org

33:30 And they have a, it's a beta right now, but they have the video library and actually that's where they have everything. Most of the stuff they don't show you have to go find there. But what's cool about it is you can search the entire transcript which is from the closed captions. Yeah, it's from the closed captions. You can search by person, by transcript, by session. But it's a lot of work. You know, it's really, it's a lot of work. Hence our demand for donations or request or begging is what it is. Let's face it We're a little early you want to do that now. I don't think no no no I just thought I'd throw in an extra one there, so I Want to get I have a couple clips talking about C-SPAN. Oh nice on the peculiar. They had a peculiar I just want to talk about a couple of memes that are starting to crop up that are bothering me

34:19 uh... one of them by the way was in the which i think you can be quite funny is gonna be a very humorous me that uh... was started by a super bowl ad done by google Go ahead talk about the book the the Google ad I want to say something about that in a minute as well Google did an ad and first ad they've ever done and I think they finally got sick of seeing these being ads And they're probably defensive thinking that Microsoft's gonna do an ad on the Super Bowl. I don't believe they did I watched the game I didn't see and I watched all the ads, and I did not see a Microsoft ad that I was in the bathroom or something it would make sense no I don't know

34:55 No, so they did an ad and it was a no voice, no voice ad and it was just showing a Google search box and then someone was searching for like you know how to get a date and then what do you do, where do you get flowers and it was like a story that they had actually told in 30 seconds or so of clicking on different things and then apparently and then getting setting up a finding a church to get married in Paris and it was actually kind of sweet. It was interesting and it was actually compelling to watch. So now we're starting to see people doing these videos in the same... Can I just say one thing about the Google ad before you move on? Yeah. I was appalled by the story they told. I thought, obviously it was a cute way to do it because it was fall in love, but then he had to fall in love with some French chick.

35:42 And instead of being realistic, like, you know, how do I remove facial hair? No. And why didn't they just do a hot California chick? Why did it have to be a French chick? I didn't like it. I wouldn't mind this commentary. I mean, I would normally object to this commentary, this kind of jingoistic commentary from you. But the fact of the matter is I'm looking over, since we're doing a separate campaign for donations, And I've noticed a couple of interesting things. Nobody from France listens to the show. And you know where else in another place you don't listen to the show? India.

36:18 We've had one person in a holy couple years. We've been doing this that has ever given us money from one person gave us like I think it's a fight I don't know what this is subscription or something, but one France, you know zero the point is is that You go ahead and insult the French I thought the thing was very well done But the meme is then now people are copying it so it's kind of like that Hitler movie where people put Jesus I thought over so they're doing you know like how do you know somebody's looking for guns? And then they're looking at how to do a hitman man. Well, and I love that, but I just will say Google 100% evil. They've acquired all these companies that were funded by QTEL, which is the CIA's venture capital farm arm, including Keyhole, which of course is Google Earth. They've now got a partnership with the NSA, which nobody is questioning. No one is up in arms about the spooks being in at Google.

37:14 We already know Sergey and Brin have said, we're going to get out, we're going to sell our shares. Well, of course, because they can't agree with what's happening. It's all Eric Schmidt and it's the CIA, NSA. They are in there. They're looking up your skirt. Google Chrome, by the way, evil. Google Chrome is evil. So the, you know, it's always been the Nexus One is evil. It's always been assumed, well there goes our sponsorship from Google. Hell yeah. So it's always been assumed by the way in some corners of Silicon Valley that both Oracle and Sun Microsystems had heavy connections to the CIA because they'd use their servers and database to do what they have to do. I was on the most advanced frigate the Dutch Marines invited me on.

38:08 And it's the one with the on top it has what they call the goal catcher which is this amazing rocket array that you know within like a third of a second they can focus on something 600 miles away and then shoot off and blow it out of the sky a minute later I mean unbelievable and I was in the command center because it was like an open day for friends and family I'm down there like this is all Solaris. It's all you know and I was like open up terminals and running you know just running X windows to open up the X clock and what is it Tetris and all this stuff which comes stand it's all Sun it's all Sun microsystems stuff that's all they run over there so yeah of course it's all military. And Eric Schmidt was the chief scientist for Sun microsystems during those years. Yeah so but a bing.

38:55 So I'm sure he has connections. And so now the NSA is looking at everything you do when you go online. But they're looking for, they're doing it for your own good. Yeah, it's to stop child pornography, John. I know. This is very important. They're doing important work. And terrorism. Yes, from China. I'm sorry. I should take back all of my evil speak about Google because they're doing it for our good. I feel safe now. I think I'm going to go over there next so we can get a free lunch. So, where was I? Oh yes. So meanwhile you were talking about something or other that led me to whatever I just said. So I got this clip of C-SPAN. I had an event which was called, find my note, it was called the Future of American Culture.

39:47 They had I'm talking about memes by the way, so I just did the Google one and I'm gonna talk about the other one The future of America, I want you to play two clips one. I think there's one. It's called mud hot or something like that Just kind of introductory clip. I don't have that. I don't have mud hot I have USA as woman. No, that's the second clip. I want you to play Kit Bond bitching No. Well, then I'm... I have two clips. Oh, Volga German Sodhuts. Got it. Yes, there you go. Play it now? Yeah. My immigrant grandparents of beloved memory on my mother's side of the family came here as children, impoverished Germans from Russia, so-called Volga Germans. They did stoop labor in the sugar beet fields of northern Colorado.

38:55 So I'm sure he has connections. And so now the NSA is looking at everything you do when you go online. But they're looking for, they're doing it for your own good. Yeah, it's to stop child pornography, John. I know. This is very important. They're doing important work. And terrorism. Yes, from China. I'm sorry. I should take back all of my evil speak about Google because they're doing it for our good. I feel safe now. I think I'm going to go over there next so we can get a free lunch. So, where was I? Oh yes. So meanwhile you were talking about something or other that led me to whatever I just said. So I got this clip of C-SPAN. I had an event which was called, find my note, it was called the Future of American Culture.

39:47 They had I'm talking about memes by the way, so I just did the Google one and I'm gonna talk about the other one The future of America, I want you to play two clips one. I think there's one. It's called mud hot or something like that Just kind of introductory clip. I don't have that. I don't have mud hot I have USA as woman. No, that's the second clip. I want you to play Kit Bond bitching No. Well, then I'm... I have two clips. Oh, Volga German Sodhuts. Got it. Yes, there you go. Play it now? Yeah. My immigrant grandparents of beloved memory on my mother's side of the family came here as children, impoverished Germans from Russia, so-called Volga Germans. They did stoop labor in the sugar beet fields of northern Colorado.

40:39 living at first in sod huts, finding themselves covered with layers of dirt as they awakened every morning. What, they didn't wash? What's up with that? They were in a mud hut. The hut made from some sod. Where, in America? Yeah. Really happen that's the way they live in Colorado come on. Have you ever been there? It's beautiful in Colorado Well, they live in mud. They live in apparently they live in mud Okay, so anyway, so this event at at Regent University and their friend it has a big picture Reagan There's all these people there and they're all very serious about this and that and not I got on if you'll realize that

41:21 region university is pat robertson's you know personal you know he's a chancellor and it's got an endowment of a hundred eighty six million according to wikipedia uh... you know supposed to be a bit as a citizen christian the right wing to this create leaders can and inject them into the system. And this woman was, I got her name Jean Bethke Elstein or something like that. She's an ethics professor at the University of Chicago. And so, but I'm listening to her, I'm thinking maybe I get something out of this, listening to these speeches, and I'm getting bored stiff, especially by her. But I did pick up something that I thought was kind of interesting. If you play the USA's Woman clip, I wanna discuss this for a second.

42:07 How quickly, this is America after all, how quickly things went from that economic hardship and daily relentless toil to grandchildren and great-grandchildren now being doctors, lawyers, teachers, civic benefactors of all kinds, most importantly, mothers and fathers as were their grandparents and great-grandparents before them, Deeding a legacy of decency, hard work, and love of family, love of country. Now how could I possibly condemn a country that made all this possible for me and for so many others? The element of loathing and resentment in so much contemporary criticism coming from people who are living lives America made possible, I'm thinking here of the professoriate especially, is simply beyond me.

43:07 So I will remain a connected critic, a critical patriot, one who understands what an astonishing proposition America is and how she must never be an object of idolatry, but neither should she be an object of scorn. Huh. The hell's that all about? She needs to be bitch slapped. Why is America a she all of a sudden? This is at the, by the way, being a speech being given at this Regent University, which I thought was interesting. Nobody called her on it.

43:47 it. It's like, I mean, for one thing, the United States of America is a country. It doesn't have a gender, male or female. It's not the fatherland. Maybe she's trying to say it's, you know, it's, it's, it's like to me, it's not even, you know, the homeland is a questionable usage as we talked about last week because it assumes we're an empire and, uh, but it's not a she. I mean there's Mother Russia, the last she that I know of, it was always Mother Russia and the fatherland fighting with each other constantly, Germany and Russia. Is this a meme that's trying to sneak into the scheme of things that, you know, she's a great country?

43:07 So I will remain a connected critic, a critical patriot, one who understands what an astonishing proposition America is and how she must never be an object of idolatry, but neither should she be an object of scorn. Huh. The hell's that all about? She needs to be bitch slapped. Why is America a she all of a sudden? This is at the, by the way, being a speech being given at this Regent University, which I thought was interesting. Nobody called her on it.

43:47 it. It's like, I mean, for one thing, the United States of America is a country. It doesn't have a gender, male or female. It's not the fatherland. Maybe she's trying to say it's, you know, it's, it's, it's like to me, it's not even, you know, the homeland is a questionable usage as we talked about last week because it assumes we're an empire and, uh, but it's not a she. I mean there's Mother Russia, the last she that I know of, it was always Mother Russia and the fatherland fighting with each other constantly, Germany and Russia. Is this a meme that's trying to sneak into the scheme of things that, you know, she's a great country?

44:25 Well, let me... I always say, it's a great country. It doesn't have a gender. It's an it. I will say this, that if you go back into theology and mysticism and mythology and spiritualism, the concept that actually women used to rule the world and men were pretty much there to be covered in dirt and fornicate. I think there is a very strong movement and I think it's probably cyclical as well that women are positioning themselves to become the leaders of the world again. So we were talking about the women ruling the world during the Roman Empire 2,000 years ago or was it the women running the things during the Chinese era? All of that. I don't know about women. What woman was there in the Roman Empire? How about Cleopatra?

45:21 Okay, but then they had a woman's like Margaret Thatcher. They're part of the system. They're not it's not a matriarchy No, but but if you if you read the the literature you will find that that Women pretty much ruled and you see more and more literature. When was this? Okay, this is a feminist argument. I've heard it a million times at that play. It has absolutely zero application to what we're doing today It's some idealistic thing This is like saying you do read the literature about how Africa was like so far advanced that we're close to having space travel like you know 5,000 years ago. I mean, I'm not I don't I think this is irrelevant nonsense

46:05 And the bringing of she into the picture is totally bogus. I'm not condemning it or approving it either way. I believe that this is where it's coming from. I feel this movement and I feel that this is something that is happening. And you know, I talk to a lot of women and I will tell you that I hear more often than not, and by the way, I'm all for it. Go for it. Women say, oh, if women were running the world, then there would be no war to be great. Yeah, I hear this a lot and I wouldn't mind taking over as a goddess of war a woman No, she's the goddess of destruction actually, okay? And by the way, do you know that at the at the large Hadron Collider which they're firing up again Do you know that there is a statue of Shiva?

46:55 above the entrance. I think you mentioned this once before, it's hilarious. It's unbelievable! An actual, the goddess of destruction above the entrance of the Large Hadron Collider. I want somebody to send us a photo of this, I think it's folklore. No, I'm pretty sure it's true. I'll take that at face value, believe me. I'm so against that thing. Eight billion dollars worth of proton slammin' crap underneath the ground, please. I can't get it up to no good. Yeah, maybe it's got something to do with your earthquake machine. Well, you know, of all the things I say, I get the least pushback on that.

47:34 I really do. I find it peculiar by the way. I really do. People will say... But you know what you've done for a change, and unlike all your other crackpot theories, is that at least in this situation you've documented numerous instances where there have been edicts by the UN and elsewhere talking about the potential for having these things and how they have to be banned or whatever. All the way back to 1977. It's like, hey, you're a part of the NATO, part of the UN treaty. It's like, you know what, you're not allowed to mess with each other, certainly not with those earthquake machines. I mean, that's pretty much a paraphrase of what they said. We know that everyone's got one. And, uh, oh man, I could lead into so many stuff from here, but I think we should just do the Earth crazy stuff after we ask for donations. Right. I've got some. Well, let's do, let's do donations for a second. And, um, so there's a couple of things I'd like to say off the bat. I got a recommendation from, uh, one of our producers listeners and said, you know, maybe we need to build on the jobs, jobs, jobs. Let me just play that for you. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.

46:55 above the entrance. I think you mentioned this once before, it's hilarious. It's unbelievable! An actual, the goddess of destruction above the entrance of the Large Hadron Collider. I want somebody to send us a photo of this, I think it's folklore. No, I'm pretty sure it's true. I'll take that at face value, believe me. I'm so against that thing. Eight billion dollars worth of proton slammin' crap underneath the ground, please. I can't get it up to no good. Yeah, maybe it's got something to do with your earthquake machine. Well, you know, of all the things I say, I get the least pushback on that.

47:34 I really do. I find it peculiar by the way. I really do. People will say... But you know what you've done for a change, and unlike all your other crackpot theories, is that at least in this situation you've documented numerous instances where there have been edicts by the UN and elsewhere talking about the potential for having these things and how they have to be banned or whatever. All the way back to 1977. It's like, hey, you're a part of the NATO, part of the UN treaty. It's like, you know what, you're not allowed to mess with each other, certainly not with those earthquake machines. I mean, that's pretty much a paraphrase of what they said. We know that everyone's got one. And, uh, oh man, I could lead into so many stuff from here, but I think we should just do the Earth crazy stuff after we ask for donations. Right. I've got some. Well, let's do, let's do donations for a second. And, um, so there's a couple of things I'd like to say off the bat. I got a recommendation from, uh, one of our producers listeners and said, you know, maybe we need to build on the jobs, jobs, jobs. Let me just play that for you. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.

48:38 Maybe we should build on that meme and talk about donations, donations, donations, and donations. Or why don't we just take the magic number three? So Yeah, we could do that. We could also if we're gonna ask for money, you know I think a lot of people got their federal income tax checks. Oh, that's right the in America Yeah, I guess it is around this time that you're you get your tax refund checks a lot of checks have shown up

49:20 Well, if you're so and by the way, this is a very happy time for most people and they you get your check in the mail and it's one of those green ones from the Treasury and I think they clear within a silly in three weeks three weeks And it would be rather nice if you thought of us, not only because you have a couple extra bucks in your pocket, but also because Sunday will be Valentine's Day and we want to feel loved. So by the way, this is an aside, our friend ByteLaw just sent us a picture. Apparently at CERN, C-E-R-N, they have a statue of Shiva. Yeah, CERN is in Switzerland. And they're signing a document in front of this thing. Yeah, the document is, the document is, hey, we're going to bring this shite down, boy.

50:16 Anyway, back to the thing. Anyway, so people should think about giving us, well I mean I think it would be nice if they gave us a check, but I don't think that's a good, a percentage would be nice. We just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. We have President Clinton and Bush speaking on our behalf. Please just send us cash. So we got a bunch of $66.66 donations besides our Gary Vader's Executive producers we have Jordan Wyatt who gave us from Australia who gave us 50 Yousef Manzour Tamayo 6666 and he Which by the way is also a very spiritual and sacred number

51:05 6666. 6666 is the mark of the beast. No, no, it's... This is for the magical power of 3. John, try to pronounce the Dutch tongue twister. Ready? Go ahead. De kat krap de krool en van de trop. Say that again a little slower. Dikat, D-K-A-T, two words, krapt, K-R-A-P-T, which I would assume makes krapt, that's what I'm guessing, dikrule van de trap. What? Dikat krapt de krule van de, krapt with a B. Dikat krapt de krule van de, what? Van de trap. Van de trap. Yeah, what's it mean? You know what?

51:52 I don't think you I think it's better you don't know. Okay, well, maybe the Dutch must be laughing. No, it's like she sells seashells by the seashore. It's a tongue twister. It's like the cat scratches the something from the stairs. It doesn't work. Translation is not good. Anyway, he's in Amsterdam Jordan's in New Zealand and we have another guy who doesn't want me to pronounce his name He wants you to pronounce it because he thinks I can't pronounce it is another Belgian guy he lives in Brussels. He's Dutch a lot of Dutch in Belgium and his name is Chris Guylan GIE LEN Thailand

52:34 which has a funny little, I mean there's another sexual reference in there which we don't laugh about names here on NOAHJEDNA. No, never. Then we got, I'm trying to do this for the, my spreadsheet is terrible, Kyle Miller and Kyle is in, oh man. He's in Alberta, another one of our Alberta buddies. We got a lot of guys in Alberta. Of course, they got all the money. Alberta could just pay for the whole show easily. Thomas Imbrex, and he is at oatr.ba. He gave us 55.55. Another...

53:15 Another Belgian guy. I wonder where I get so many Belgians today. Mike Caddick, Australia. And Mike who gave us 50 bucks and then we have another Australian. Matt a dunk another 66 66 guy That's interesting. Why do you think we all of a sudden got a lot of 66 66? Donations, I think because last week you had to 66 66 is in a row and now everyone thinking this is like The guy by the way Chris Guyland or whatever you pronounce it. He actually gave his 6833 it was 50 euros in fact. Oh That's interesting

53:56 Yeah, and so that's what it is now. Jeez. And then Ryan Breedlove and T-Gone Murray and Ryan Breedlove, 66, 66. And he donated on Sunday as well, did he not? Braidlove? Braidlove, yeah. Yeah, Braidlove. And T-Gone Murray, 50-05. He's trying to find a summer job so he can give us more money or something. And it has been proven just from the karma factor that if you donate to No Agenda, you have a high likelihood of all of a sudden getting hired. And we've seen this time and time again. And I would like to make another suggestion while we're on that topic. Let me see if I can find who suggested that.

54:47 Someone said why don't you open up a spot on noagendaforums.com which by the way I encourage our listeners to go check in there that's where the community kind of hangs out to post stuff about the show to talk about certain topics. A lot of earthquake postings there, earthquake machine postings. uh... if you're looking maybe can open up a a job section and start our own little uh... sub economy of people who are looking for jobs. That wouldn't be a bad idea. I think it's a very good idea. And finally our last guy is Lukas Siglar who is in the Czech Republic who gave us uh... seventy dollars. Well it's funny because did we not receive two hundred dollars from China Niels? I thought that was for the uh... other project. Oh really? Oh, okay. Well he...

55:36 Interesting. Well, let me plug him anyway because he wishes us a very happy Chinese New Year which according to him is on February 14th, Valentine's Day. Oh, that came in today. Oh, that came in today? Okay, good. Yeah, I don't, we don't do, I mean, today's, everything that comes in today goes to the Sunday show or to the Thursday show. Well, I'm on it now anyway. Do you mind if I just plug him? No, you might as well. You just get double plugs. Well, so he, He's in the chatroom all the time, China Niels, and he wants us to plug 12vpn.com. 1 to VPN calm which he says helps people in many censored countries get back online I guess he's referring to China who was the VPN yes 12 VPN calm so you can if you're in China we have a couple listeners who were from China and you're having some issues getting around stuff and then while we're on it another fun initiative wait hold on hold on Russia is

56:33 Is the biggest problem we've got. Oh really? Russia's bigger? We have a lot of Russian listeners that can't get on, they can't get onto the donation sites and they need something like this. Good. And I will also plug noagendastickers.com because if you can't donate and let's face it, we've got a lot of people. I mean, it warms my heart yet breaks it at the same time. We have people who see that we provide so much value. They are on unemployment. and they actually still choose to send us money. And by the way, jumping on the $5 a month subscription really helps us a lot. It's nice to get the bigger amounts like the 66-66.

57:18 But we're trying to build up a base here and sometime around 2016 just before the big one, then we'll be on par. Yeah, and then what happens, it's not like anybody pulls the plug on the $5 a month, PayPal goes out of business. Yeah, really. And you got to have some contingency for that. That's not funny. No, I know. Can you imagine what that would do? Oh my God, that would screw us. Yeah, totally. Oh, that would not be good. So, noagendastickers.com is where you can upload artwork for stickers. And please, if you have the means to create stickers, print them out, stick them everywhere. Noagendashow.com is the URL. I've also, as a part of our other project, which we'll be talking about in the near future, before the end of the month,

58:11 I've set up a new website for noagendastream.com so it looks a little more professional. We're really trying to do stuff and part of the reason why I'm here on the 13th floor of the Marriott Hotel in downtown San Francisco is because I'm moving the crackpot command center. I'm making the changes I promised I would make. I still have the aircraft up for sale. The market is not very good, so it looks like I'm going to have to lower the price to sell it. Because I'm committed. Last night I was hanging out with a couple of the Mac developers who were in town for Macworld. And every single one of them listens to NOA Agenda, would love to hear Daily Source Code come back. I've committed to that as well. So I'm really doing my part and I'm counting on the producers, which is what we call the listeners of this program, to be there for us and to stick it out with us because we're deadly serious about this. John, we have, we've made a pact, right?

59:09 We say that we're absolutely, we're going balls to the wall for this show. I think it's more of a vow. Yeah, of poverty. It really is. uh... so it's okay it's okay so i'm ready to a project where we're going to work and i'm going to end all the donors that we've had have gotten emails about this and if you have you didn't get one of you donated anything you're probably an open it uh... and we have a follow-up letter coming at the end of the month that the newer donors will also get a copy of in case you want to get involved with this and it and this will all be uh...

59:45 discussing more detail when we actually officially roll out the No Agenda stream right now, it's still in beta. And then everyone will get their credits and we'll have a page up for all the initial producers of that stream project. I want to mention a couple things with noagendastickers.com. We might want to add a subcategory there because my son suggested, hey, you have a demo that might work. Bumper stickers. uh... it's not a because it was so it is a generation of people are in the bumper stickers that that's of course it's no agenda producers do it in the morning is the obvious uh... bumper sticker

1:00:23 That would work. But any bumper sticker, and I think by the way, the NoAgendaStickers.com guys, we'll catalog all these stickers and then I think at some point we'll have to award one the best. The official sticker. In other words, this will be like a little competition just to see who can do the most compelling sticker. And by the way, another place to stick these things, even though we don't advise doing anything illegal, don't stay where i don't want to get worse against the law but you know but all plaza i think they were the great spots but i've noticed around the use of media offices there's a lot of stickers on the uh... on the uh... places that put newspapers and newspaper uh...

1:01:05 on the on the boxes outside of the newspaper sheen jeans you get stickers all over those things i don't know maybe that they're they're welcoming i mean crikey john if george bush can have a billboard that says miss me yet certainly we can get some stickers yeah we have some stickers and put him here and there so but do we want that to continue as a uh... That's kind of a I don't know guerrilla marketing. We'll call it and the bumper stickers I are there because really the the best thing we can you know we know that it's really about one and 1.7 percent of the people who listen to the show actually donate it's a very small percentage is that right by right 1.7 yeah 1.7 to 2

1:01:47 It's decent, but it's a very small percentage. So if you have not donated and you're listening to this program, you're one of the 98% who... Enjoy the show without contributing so the best thing we can do in that case is get more listeners Yeah, if you help us get listeners that would be just as good because you know we figure we double our listeners we double our income and You can pay better more bills, and we can do more things so that would be good so stickers I think is one way of doing even though so I think I also think it's just fun and

1:02:23 Alright, noagendashow.com or go to dvorak.org slash NA or channeldvorak.com slash NA or use that 12vpn.com if you're having trouble getting through to any of the sites because we are getting locked down. Curry.com is also getting denied access in many places. So I think noagendashow.com is still pretty clear, but still to get to the donation page you have to go to Dvorak.org slash NA or channeldvorak.com slash NA. We really appreciate your help. We're really trying to do something good here and we're working for it. And John needs a hot looking secretary. I do. Yes. And now back to real news. So this kind of caught my eye yesterday.

1:03:09 Just in the real news category MTV has dropped the music television moniker from its logo Gee gee guys you're not kidding. Why don't they change it to our TV? Reality reality TV show do you know that the first so arguably they had the first reality show which was the real world? You know that that was 18 years ago when that thing first aired 18 years ago. Can you believe it Wow? Yeah, I know from Gitmo Nation lowlands a lot of stuff going on over there and And they're feeling you know the the Dutch are oh man there. They're feeling pretty Suppressed and rightly so

1:03:59 So they're now going to put warning labels on their bags of weed saying that it's not good for you. So if you go into a coffee shop, those that are still left because they're closing them all down, you'll have a warning label on your weed which is obviously ludicrous. A little bit. Yeah. Well, unless it says warning, you may get a bit wacky. That's okay. And then there's this story that, where did we get this from, NBC, a San Francisco man accused of forcing a flight to divert because he was high on medical marijuana. Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. Why would it have to divert? Well, I'll tell you. Here's what happened. The guy went nuts.

1:04:52 He was banging around, screaming in the back bathroom, opening all the compartments, had his pants down to the ground, was running around like crazy and then the flight attendant happened to be a black belt and she got him in a headlock and the guy was struggling and so they said, well you know, we gotta land the plane because you know the guy's out of control. Diverted to Pittsburgh. He there told the police he had taken a double dose of his medical marijuana. Eating two pot cookies before the flight. Now let me tell you I may not be an expert on many things I am however an expert on marijuana having smoked it from the early morn to late at night for 12 years straight

1:05:38 This is not typical pothead behavior. When you... The guy would be sleeping like a baby. You'd be like... Or listen to the music intensely. They'd be like, dude, I'm loving the flight. This is, this is one of two things. Either it's complete bull crap. Planted. Planted bull crap story or They're lacing the medical marijuana with PCP or some other outrageous crap. Yeah, that could be too. But I think it's a planet because here's what's going on. We know this is going on. They don't know what to do about it. They're having a ballot measure finally in the state of California.

1:06:21 Which a lot of pot heads have been what money for the last 40 years and they're bringing this thing under the? For the public and they now they're gonna start dropping that by the way This is another prediction the prediction with it over the next six months or so They're gonna be dropping these bombs just as subtle propaganda points. So people so I don't know I'm because of violence Here's what I'm gonna predict this one when this comes out you're gonna be a stunned wait It's gonna be they're gonna say something that Mexicans are dangerous because of it No, they have to be more subtle than that. This is going to be, and this is a wild prediction, they're going to do 60 Minutes or one of these shows is going to do a special on Jamaica and how the drug gangs are violent and they smoke dope all the time.

1:07:06 Right, but of course that's Kingston where it's coke and heroin and not weed. No, they smoke a lot of weed. Yeah, no, but but Kingston is a violence with weed. So she violence with weed. All right, so we're on the lookout for a story about Jamaica and violence and weed. All right. Well, you know what we call all this stuff time and time again, and sometimes we forget to say told you so we should have a jingle. It's no agenda. We told you so. Something like that. It doesn't have to be that nasty, but yeah, something like that. Meanwhile, of course, legalized marijuana in California would help the budgetary situation because if you play fix-it tickets, this is what's going on now. So because of the amount of time we've been doing this show, which John, we've had our second anniversary already, I'm sure.

1:07:59 We should one of these days figure out how long we've been going with this program. Without commercial interruption I might add. Because of it, we, you know, and because of what we talk about and often the accuracy of things we peg or predict or are observing, we get a lot of inside information. And so now it's at the point where people are saying, okay, I'm sending you this, please don't mention my name. And this is... That was the cue for you to play the clip. Which clip? Fix-it tickets. Oh, I didn't know I had a cue for it. Should I play it now? Well, you might. I mean, let me back up a bit. I'm going into a different story. What are you doing? I was trying to fix the, do the final, the icing on the cake for the marijuana. Oh, I'm sorry. And the fix-it ticket thing is where we're headed if we don't legalize grass and they have to start gouging the public. Play it now? Yeah.

1:08:56 Well, there are more cops on the streets of Vallejo today. Solano County Sheriff's deputies and the Highway Patrol are helping patrol the city following several of the high-profile violent crimes in recent weeks. The city's police department has lost dozens of officers over the past five years because of their budget cuts. Budget cuts are a problem everywhere and cities are coming up with a lot of creative ways to pull in more money because of that. Phil Matier says San Francisco is looking for broken taillights and cracked windshields, things like that, right Phil? That's right, we've all had it. It's called a fix-it ticket. You get them from cops if your tires are too bald or you've got a busted light as you said. You get it fixed, you take it in, you get a cop to sign it, you pay a little fee and everything's okay. Only these days, thanks to state budget problems, the fees higher and it seems like more of those tickets are being issued. Here's the story.

1:09:47 Interesting. You know, this is going on in the UK for a long time. Yeah. And it's an Oakland. They've changed up a parking hours to 8 p.m. So people can't go to a restaurant without having to run out and feed the meters. The whole thing has become a disaster. We need some other forms of income in this fix it. Take a thing. The total scam is complete. It's been, you know, a lot of people don't realize that the ticketing system in San Francisco and other major cities has been taken over by private industry. They've outsourced it and they don't give a shit about having officers sign off on these tickets. This was a mistaken report, because I've had fixed tickets. You pay the ridiculous fine, which is $50 to $100 for whatever it is, and then that's it. There's nothing to sign, it just goes into the coffers, and you can get the ticket again. Because why would you have a cop sign off on it when you can keep issuing the tickets over and over? So you get more money. It's a complete scam.

1:10:41 They got to raise money somehow. Yeah, well legalize dope and that'll do it. All right, so back to my story about inside information and there's two parts of this story. One is about the sugar crisis which I'm now pretty much convinced this is an artificially created crisis. And by the way, the cold weather from blowing that hole in the exosphere and thermosphere over Norway, that's what that spiral was all about. That didn't help. That's messed with the weather globally. So we've been talking about stevia, which is now deemed to be the replacement of high fructose corn syrup and other sweeteners.

1:11:32 So I'm talking to my guys on the inside and they came up with a very interesting theory. So we know that stevia, which if it's not the hybridized kind, which probably means it's genetically modified in some form or other and then probably is not going to be good for you. Stevia is a natural sweetener which although natural and not bad for you, tastes like crap. This is according to my colleague John C. Dvorak. So my guy on the inside thinks that stevia is a red herring and that the whole plan is to start sweetening stuff that tastes like crap because it contains stevia and then boom, we get some kind of magical new sweetener on the market. Something new is being planned. Oh, that could be. That makes a lot of sense. Now the question is what we have to do is discover what company has got this thing waiting in the wings. Sounds like a good investment.

1:12:27 That's what we got to look into and I would say that Aspartame... It's got to be in the literature. It's in the literature. Well Aspartame of course is what most companies are using now including the cola companies and Aspartame as many of you know is a company originally run by Donald Rumsfeld just to make you feel good about it and was outlawed by the Food and Drug Administration until he got into the administration with Bush and then all of a sudden, oops, it was approved. So maybe we got to look at it somewhere around the Rumsfeld dude and see if he's got anything cooking but I think it's a great theory and I am definitely looking and I agree it's got to be in the literature somewhere. So we're all looking to see what the magic sweetener will be

1:13:16 which will come to replace this crappy tasting stevia. Yeah, that's not a bad, that's a two-step marketing process. It's actually very creative. That could work. Pretty good, huh? Yeah, no, I'm, that's one of the, I'm in on that one. I'm sold. But we have to figure out what the sweetener's gonna be. So it has to be something that's probably borderline toxic. It's possible that Rumsfeld's company, whatever that was, is frowning. We should do it probably, Research papers is a number of good websites now you can look up research and I think artificial sweeteners would be the search term and You have to be something that's hasn't been approved and it has some weird characteristics and probably dangerous But really sweet or something who knows so Purdue producers out there get on the Google's and start looking for it

1:14:10 Because there's got to be something we haven't found yet and it's got to be coming and there's a couple things that can happen one You know, we'll be able to play that jingle we don't have yet And two, we could make a bundle. We could make a lot of money investing in that company. Yeah, it's a possibility. Now, if we're going to stay, is this a section of real news? Because we have to play a couple of these bad acting clips. Before we get to that, can I just do one more that will blow you away? Okay. So, is this real news though? No, no, well this is like inside information. Oh, it's a very nice... This is financial insider stuff, because you know I continue to investigate the sham that is the Bush-Clinton involvement in raising money for Haiti. We just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. The shysters show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity.

1:15:10 So, the Clinton Bush for Haiti fund does not actually exist. I'll just reiterate it. Go ahead and look at it. If you look at the website, it says it right there. It says the money is going into a Texas foundation that George Bush is a board member of who have about $600 million in the bank. In the bank, I'm telling you. You can take that to the bank. and then the other half of the money is going to the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation. And so I'm looking at this thing, we all know the Better Business Bureau has like seven or eight counts of fail.

1:14:10 Because there's got to be something we haven't found yet and it's got to be coming and there's a couple things that can happen one You know, we'll be able to play that jingle we don't have yet And two, we could make a bundle. We could make a lot of money investing in that company. Yeah, it's a possibility. Now, if we're going to stay, is this a section of real news? Because we have to play a couple of these bad acting clips. Before we get to that, can I just do one more that will blow you away? Okay. So, is this real news though? No, no, well this is like inside information. Oh, it's a very nice... This is financial insider stuff, because you know I continue to investigate the sham that is the Bush-Clinton involvement in raising money for Haiti. We just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. The shysters show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity.

1:15:10 So, the Clinton Bush for Haiti fund does not actually exist. I'll just reiterate it. Go ahead and look at it. If you look at the website, it says it right there. It says the money is going into a Texas foundation that George Bush is a board member of who have about $600 million in the bank. In the bank, I'm telling you. You can take that to the bank. and then the other half of the money is going to the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation. And so I'm looking at this thing, we all know the Better Business Bureau has like seven or eight counts of fail.

1:15:49 For for that foundation amongst others the board members are not known all kinds of really shady crap We know that from the financials they had did a hundred and thirty five million dollars in fundraising last year 30 million of which went to Salaries which many people who work in nonprofits are just they emailing us saying what that's outrageous So one of my guys on the inside who apparently works at a financial institution that either is either in Switzerland or has a an affiliate in Switzerland Overheard and he's sending me the transcripts because you know a lot of these meetings are documented About a group that is establishing itself in Zug. Are you familiar with Zug?

1:16:36 I've heard of it. Yeah, Zug is one of these small little hamlets in Switzerland that has its own tax regulation and essentially the people that live there all have the last name of Inc. So it's a whole bunch of Inks as in I-N-C. And so there was a guy who was setting up an ink and here's the quote. He's not happy. He says, quote, a lot of, and I'm sorry to use this language, but I have to use the quote. A lot of fucking dickheads are looking for info that's none of their concern. And he went on to say that he had to set up a business in Zug because there's somebody he had to pay some money back to

1:17:24 for something he did for him a while back. Okay, so that's the information. Now, the name of the guy? Pincus Green. Does this ring a bell? No, I never heard of Pincus Green. Pincus Green was one of President Clinton's presidential pardons when he left office. No. So, and this guy was in jail for embezzlement, tax fraud, etc. So if you connect the dots, Pink is green, gets pardoned by the president, he goes to set up a thing in Zug and he's slushing money into the Clinton Foundation because where else are you getting $135 million from and Clinton's extracting it in salaries!

1:18:11 That's how it works. Well, Zug is in a beautiful location. Oh yeah, I mean if you're gonna say something about it. It's on the Zuger Z. I mean it's like a very nice lake. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not a good idea. I'm just saying... It's a great idea. I'm just saying it's kind of messed up. Who knew that Clinton was this much of a sharp operator? He's brilliant. All right. Is it time to go back to real news? Yeah, now back to real news. Bad acting on my favorite topic on Nowhere General. I wanted to do it. I think I'm going to do a segment every so often when I've usually when I don't have enough clips. Because you know, the C-Span stuff has been terrible. All you get is this woman moaning about mud huts. I mean, this is not interesting. I got a Hannity clip that's kind of OK, but it's just a ridicule of something he said.

1:18:55 So I thought we'd play a little bad acting which would just annoy you to no end and this should be as annoying as any of it. Now the first one is a bad acting clip number one is from the Law and Order... criminal intent with Jeff Goldblum performing his heart out. And just so you know, we love listening to television programs, drama programming, because only then when you take away the images can you hear how bad the acting really is. So, clip one? Yeah, Jeff Goldblum. Oops, you there John? Yeah. You dropped out Jeff Goldblum what he's playing the piano and he comes out to say that he's a you know He's a cop in this you'll see here it Okay, first of all Jeff Goldblum playing the piano that's funny right there, and I'm a cop Were you uh you one of the losers in the 50,000 Why are you a cop?

1:20:08 Because I like it and I'm good at it and that kid is a killer. John, why are you a cop? Because I like it and I'm good at it and that kid is a killer. I just needed to end with dramatic music. Nice. You know, by the way, that little town of Zug is a short, very short drive on the 4, or actually the 4A from the 3 from Zurich. The real seat of power.

1:20:55 So it's okay now bad acting number two came from the just to keep it would variety we this is from the CIS New York show and this has some of the flattest acting in the world and this is this clip speaks for itself Having fun. It's the best part of the job bring the pieces of the puzzle together. I got a call from flag I can't believe he brought you into this. You know what? If he wants to arrest the kid, then fine. But I'm not going to court to testify that the evidence was conclusive. No, Stella. No, this kid has had a bum rap every step of the way. I mean, his mother dies when he's young, his father gets murdered, and he gets into the foster care system, which is a butte, let me tell ya. And now he may be convicted of a crime that he didn't commit. Stella. The blackhead nobody... Stella!

1:21:38 What? Your cell phone is off and you haven't checked your messages. Flank called to say that he wouldn't go to the DA until you both agree and that he didn't mean to be so, I think he said, thick. Guess I may have overreacted a little. Yeah. Didn't have to be so quick with you. Yeah. Here's the jail's visitors log. Thank you. Baba Lugano, he's got quite a few visitors from Lanzarote. Best man of the town. You know how all these dramatized series are trying to make you believe that the cops have all this amazing technology where they can zoom, enhance, rotate and they always see the perpetrator in the reflection off the bald guy's head or off a screw on a license plate.

1:22:37 Meanwhile, Mevio's studio got broken into two months ago downstairs in the basement. The cops come in and we're like, well, can't you dust for prints? Nah, nah, we can't really get much off of anything. It has to be a certain type of surface. They couldn't even dust for prints. I'm like, don't you have the ultraviolet glasses? And the gas that makes prints appear anywhere? Yeah. So listen to this clip, which is a It's a compilation of all these shows. Okay, now let's get a good look at you. It's kind of fun to see the video with it, but you'll get the audio soon enough. Run that back. Go right. There, freeze that. Full screen. Okay, freeze that. Tighten up on that. Vector in on that guy by the back wheel. Zoom in right here on this spot. With the right equipment, the image could be enlarged and sharper. What's that?

1:21:38 What? Your cell phone is off and you haven't checked your messages. Flank called to say that he wouldn't go to the DA until you both agree and that he didn't mean to be so, I think he said, thick. Guess I may have overreacted a little. Yeah. Didn't have to be so quick with you. Yeah. Here's the jail's visitors log. Thank you. Baba Lugano, he's got quite a few visitors from Lanzarote. Best man of the town. You know how all these dramatized series are trying to make you believe that the cops have all this amazing technology where they can zoom, enhance, rotate and they always see the perpetrator in the reflection off the bald guy's head or off a screw on a license plate.

1:22:37 Meanwhile, Mevio's studio got broken into two months ago downstairs in the basement. The cops come in and we're like, well, can't you dust for prints? Nah, nah, we can't really get much off of anything. It has to be a certain type of surface. They couldn't even dust for prints. I'm like, don't you have the ultraviolet glasses? And the gas that makes prints appear anywhere? Yeah. So listen to this clip, which is a It's a compilation of all these shows. Okay, now let's get a good look at you. It's kind of fun to see the video with it, but you'll get the audio soon enough. Run that back. Go right. There, freeze that. Full screen. Okay, freeze that. Tighten up on that. Vector in on that guy by the back wheel. Zoom in right here on this spot. With the right equipment, the image could be enlarged and sharper. What's that?

1:23:37 Is this an enhancement program? Can you clear that up, Benny? I don't know. Let's enhance it. Enhance section A6. I enhanced the detail and... I think there's enough to enhance. Release it to my screen. It has to reflect you in your eye. Let's run this through a video enhancement. Edgar, can you enhance this? I can't. I've been working on this reflection. Someone's reflection. Reflection. There's a reflection of the man's face. Reflection. There's a reflection. Zoom in on the mirror. You can see a reflection. Can you enhance the image from here? Can you enhance it right here? Can you enhance it? Can you enhance it? Can we enhance this? Can you enhance it? Hold on a second, I'll enhance it. Zoom in on the door. Times ten. Zoom. Move in. More. Wait, stop. Stop. Pause it. Rotate us 75 degrees around the vertex, please. Stop.

1:24:23 There you go. They all say the same thing. Freeze in hands, zoom in, got him. A friend of mine who's becoming a lawyer says that this sort of thing is poisoning the jury pool in this country. Oh, I'm sure it is. By making people think cops can do more than they can so when they testify they're given free reign to say whatever they want that could be total horse crap.

1:25:12 Meanwhile, very dangerous situation. And this is not storytelling, by the way. You know, these guys are basically cheating on their storyline because you know, you enhance and the next thing you know, you got the guy's face, which is like not detective work or anything else. It's just bogus. People believe this. And people believe it. Yeah. So meanwhile, two guys who were smoking in a Queens bowling alley. Who, you know, of course the security guard came up and said, hey, you guys can't smoke here. Get out! You can't smoke here! And so, I don't have all the details. I got the story in the show notes at noagendashow.com. The guys, of course, said, well, screw you. We're going to smoke.

1:25:57 And the security guards shot them both in the stomach. It's quite a contrast to the security guards up in Seattle who let some girl kick the crap out of somebody else as they stood around. Yeah, I was just watching that on Fox News. It's crazy. It's crazy. Hey, you know something happened in the Ukraine while we weren't watching. Very interesting. Yeah, you know there were two... So we have the Princess Leia looking woman. Her name is Yulia Timoshenko and she of course wants to be part of NATO and the European Union and wants to be in. And then there's the opposing candidate, Viktor

1:26:42 Yanukovych, I think I know I'm butchering that, so they had their elections and Victor won. And now everyone's saying well there's gonna be protests in the streets because everyone wants to be a part of Gitmo Nation, it's impossible. And you see this woman, this woman is, you just want to hate her. She's got that, you know, that braid over the top of her head and she's got that, she's always wearing white designer clothing and pearls and, you know, a country that is not necessarily in the best of economic shape. And of course, she was a part of the, I think, was it the Orange Revolution? Don't know. Yeah, I have to get, catch back up with the Ukrainian situation. Yeah, because typically what happens, very much like Georgia,

1:27:31 is, you know, or Haiti for that matter. You know, the CIA will come in, will support the guy that they want in and essentially they have their hit squads, you know, causing a ruckus in the streets. The CIA book Legacy of Ashes documents this perfectly as does Confessions of an Economic Hitman. And then they also will threaten the incumbent and say, or the person they don't want to win, and say, you know what, we'll kill you. So how about we take you to Africa and we set you up with an ice pad and you shut up. Isn't that much better for everybody? Oh, by the way, here's this gun I'm holding into your family's head. And that's how it works. It's effective. You can't deny that. So there's something else going on. I have not gotten to the bottom of it. Maybe somebody could explain it, but play Vancouver Olympics protester.

1:28:29 And another U.S. activist has been blocked from entering Canada to cover the Vancouver Winter Olympics. John Weston Osborne of Salt Lake City says he was detained, searched and denied entry after trying to cross over into Canada. I was expecting to get kind of shook down, but I wasn't expecting the type of just the animosity and the humiliation. Even though it was only two hours, it was a really unsettling experience because they made me well aware that I had no rights and that there was no one there to protect me.

1:29:07 Osborne's ordeal comes days after Canadian border officials blocked Chicago radio journalist Martin Macias from entering Canada because he was planning to spend a week documenting anti-Olympic protests. And those are some of the headlines. Yeah. How is that a headline? Because it's basically saying stay away? No, how's this a headline though? This is one of the headlines. We got this dipshit and I don't know, I don't know the kid. But he tries again, but I send you, in the show notes there's a link to an article about him. He actually was told twice not to come in. But I mean, how hard is it to walk into Canada unless you go there and you go, so why are you here, eh? I'm going to see the Olympics.

1:29:47 Okay, go on in. What are you doing? Why are you coming to Canada? And you say, because the Canadians suck and they're slavers and I'm going to prove it by filming all the protests that you guys are going to see. I mean, what do you do? You get to the border and then you say, what are you doing? I'm going to Canada to watch the Olympics. Come on in. There's like hundreds of thousands of people going up there to watch you or tens of thousands going up there as we speak. They don't have any trouble getting in. Why does this dipshit, I'm dying here. Why does this dipshit have trouble getting in? I don't know, man. Because he's either got a big protest, you know, the cool t-shirt, by the way.

1:30:34 Which I think is a hilarious. I don't know if you've seen it, but this t-shirt all the protesters are wearing You probably had it on is a bunch of you know the Olympic rings Yeah, every one of the rings is a part of a handcuff It's actually quite attractive anyone get me one of those I'll wear it I'll wear the thing and try to get into Canada. But what is going on? What is the protest about the Olympics? I mean, it's just a stupid commercial enterprise. I mean, well, what's the big... Yeah, so first of all, yeah, people do have to understand that the Olympics is a commercial deal, okay? And this is big, big, big money. And it's all about the television rights, it's about the big sponsorships. And I have met and worked with people of the International Olympic Committee, subcommittees that is of countries. They're jackasses. They are complete control freak, out of control,

1:31:34 Thinking that they rule the world under this old style European corporate type. It's just another sporting event that's completely commercialized and they treat all of these Athletes like slaves and there's a story in the show. It's where I did they had yeah, totally exploited and you know They they have to wear certain clothing and you know it has to look tight and trim and you can't have socks that are too short and basically shut up slave and ski ski you slave and So there's all kinds of weird stuff going on

1:32:11 And oh by the way, we should definitely mention that because there's a lack of snow, which is being called freakish, this of course is being used as a... You see? You see? Climate change is true! Meanwhile, the government, our government in Gitmo Nation old school, opened up a new climate research center They had to postpone it due to bad weather, I might add, due to the snowstorm in Washington, D.C. John, I want you to bring up climate.gov and I encourage the chat room to do this as well because I have a question for you. So, you know, essentially and by the way, now what you're hearing everywhere because cap and trade is now being discussed once again. So health care is kind of on the back burner. Cap and trade is coming. I have something to say about that as well.

1:33:13 And this of course is based upon the science which we all know is in... The science is in! ...of climate change. They're saying that, well you know, the bad weather we're having right now is because of climate change. Just so you know, now that it's totally out of control... No, it's because of global warming. Well, yeah, exactly. But they're calling it climate change. But it's because of global warming, it's snowing more. Alright? So as long as you understand the science is in. So the National, the NOAA, which stands for National Oceanography, what is it? Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Yeah, those guys. So they're starting up their own climate division because of course all of these douchebag scientists in the UK and in Europe, a part of the IPCC falsified the data so now we have to come up with some new secure data.

1:34:10 And they're saying, oh we're releasing all the data we have on climate change. Just like Weathermen, it'll now start a whole new industry of people who are talking about the climate. So, they've got some of this data on the homepage of climate.gov. If you scroll down, John, they have a number of charts. And the charts are temperature, carbon dioxide, parts per million, incoming sunlight, I guess it's WM squared, so warmth per square meter, sea level and Arctic sea ice.

1:34:47 So you've got these five charts. Look at these charts, John, as a learned man, what is the first thing you see that is an anomaly amongst these five charts? Well, the thing that gets me is that the charts don't have the same end point, but more importantly, they only go back to 1950. Well, I think that you nailed it right off the bat. So the charts all end around 2004 except for the incoming sunlight chart which ends around the end of 1999. Yeah, it seems to be 10 years of data missing. Yeah, and it seems to be spiking up significantly. So all these charts, four of them, have data up until 2004 except for sunlight, which you think that could cause something to warm?

1:35:40 Well, not only that, but it's not as though this is data that needs a lot of massaging. But I mean, look at it. It stops. They just they stop measuring sunlight after after 1999. What happened to the data? Why is it not there? I don't know. Maybe the computer crashed. I don't know. So it's bogus. And you look through this thing. Oh, my God, man, they've got They've got educational program under education. Click on that one for a second. The word grant seems to come up a lot. Oh yeah. Here's all this stuff. Teaching resources. Why don't we start a little organization and score some cash? Teaching resources, student activities, interactive tools, lab and session plans, present climate science. You're indoctrinating our children.

1:36:33 With as far as I'm concerned, you know, the minute you say the science is in and it covers everything, then all the science is unreliable. That's how science works. That's how it works. Science is always up for debate. And they're just plowing ahead, plowing straight through all a part of cap and trade, which is now coming into play. You might want to note about cap and trade. House resolution, hold on a second, let me pull this up for you because of course I've been doing that work for you. Where is it? Explain cap and trade for a minute John, while I look for this. Yeah, the idea is that companies that produce a lot of CO2 have the emissions capped at some level, in other words they can't produce any more than that. But

1:37:28 They can trade, they can produce more if they trade someone else who produces less than their cap. In other words, you have company A producing the number 2 and company B producing the number .5 and the cap is 1. The 2 guy can trade some of the .5 for his and knocks his down to 1.5 and then he has to find somebody else like that and he can, anyway. You get the picture. It's a scam is what it is. It doesn't cap anything. All it does is create a phony market. As all the left-wingers say, I'm in total agreement with them, if you want to cap CO2 emissions because you're sincere about this, this is by the way a giveaway to me that they're not sincere. If you want to cap because I think they're insincere and I think the CO2 thing's bogus. You want to cap it? You cap it. You don't cap and trade.

1:38:18 You cap it. You say you can't do it, you just can't do it. They don't have pollution, they don't have a guy belching out black smoke in the middle of San Francisco trading with some guy who's not belching any smoke out in Kansas City. It's the same thing. Alright, so we have H.R. 2454, the Cap-and-Trade Bill. And here we go! In the Cap-and-Trade Bill, which was passed by the House of... The House. Was it not also passed by... Oh no, so it's in the Senate. Yeah, it's gonna die there, I hope. Okay, the CBO, the Congressional Budget Office, estimates that in just a few years the average cost to every family of four will be $6,800 per year. And here's the crazy thing. If you want to sell your home, and that includes a mobile home, you will have to obtain a license, actual permission from the EPA

1:39:17 Because your home has to be properly weatherized you have to have all the the right energy and water efficiency requirements which of course will all be crap made by GE that you'll have to install in your home and otherwise you will not obtain the license the freedom to sell your home. Yeah, that's one of many things. Also, there's a discussion of a yearly energy wasting inspection. You have to have somebody come in every so often and check your house to make sure you're not leaking, so you're not wasting energy because that's causing more CO2 and all the rest of it. There's a bunch of onerous little regulations in this stupid law, which was the most, I think it was, the people that voted for it or even

1:40:01 thought fondly of it should be excoriated, kicked out of office and tarred and feathered. This is a very anti, this is just a terrible, terrible, terrible situation. It's inexcusable. It's irreprehensible actually. And then of course the funniest piece of it... Let me reiterate by the way, you want to cap CO2, you cap it. You don't cap and trade, you don't create all this other bogus crap. You don't create inspectors, you don't create a bureaucracy, you don't limit people on selling their house, you just cap it. If you're sincere, just cap it, pass a law, just cap it. What's the big deal? From the, we predicted it department,

1:40:41 Of course the body scanners, the naked body scanners that are now being set up across in airports all across Gatemo Nation, that's globally. We said you know what's gonna happen some celebrity is gonna have his or her picture it'll be naked and it'll get out there and then they're probably gonna you know clamp down and you know offer some kind of bounty and You know, and then debunk it all. And what happens at Heathrow Airport? Yatata! We have a Bollywood star. Yep.

1:41:17 He goes through the naked body scanner. What's his name again? I don't know. Who cares? You have any Indian listeners. What difference does it make? Sean, well, at Heathrow, if you've ever been through Heathrow, many of the security personnel are Indian or Pakistani. Yeah, and they want to get pictures of these hot, especially these hot Bollywood women. Well, so this is a guy. So we have Indian film star, Bollywood star Shahrukh Khan. He goes to the naked scanner and then two female security employees come up to him and say, hey could you please sign this picture of your naked ass? And it was like everything was visible. It was me naked. And they asked me to sign pictures. Of course, he's such a douche he signed the pictures. What an idiot. He should have grabbed the damn thing and started screaming at the top of his lungs. Well he went on Jonathan Ross which is kind of the weekly version of the Tonight Show in the UK and he

1:42:14 And he basically laid this story down. This is a classic example of what happens when these bureaucrats, this has got nothing to do with security, it's all security theatre, then they're going to make us go through this and they're just basically collecting naked pictures. They're a bunch of perverts. Yes, perverts and the real pedophiles are in the highest levels of government, I guarantee it.

1:42:57 Now I can say that because I have nothing at stake. Charlie Sheen on the other hand, whenever he comes out and says something, they immediately shame him and throw him in jail. Have you been following Sheen? I followed the last couple of things. I know there's something new that can't happen but I never followed up on it. He was charged with assault. He had some kind of argument with his wife on Christmas day. Oh yes, I suppose he shook a knife to her throat. Yeah, anyway, so she drops all charges. She says, you know, whatever, it wasn't all that bad. She drops the charges. But meanwhile, the judge is giving him all kinds of restrictions and he can't do this, can't do that. He's on probation.

1:43:41 So they're messing with him. Of course, Charlie Sheen is a guy who always comes out and says, hey, this is messed up. He's kind of like a New World Order, CN guy. And so they screw with it. It doesn't matter because Charlie Sheen was like, hey, I love two and a half men. I don't care what the guy does. It doesn't work with them. It just doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. It's sick. But this thing with the picture, having the picture taken and after all these, oh don't worry about it, you know, there's no problem, it's never gonna happen. I wanna do two more things about... And by the way, you can just imagine when Pam Anderson comes through the... Kersnap, Kersnap, you know it. You know there's gonna be naked pictures, there's gonna be tons of them and it's gonna be a joke.

1:44:35 It's just gonna be a joke and we're all gonna go, oh, okay. Oh, whatever. Hey, you got a copy of that picture? Who knew that would happen? So Simon Cowell, he released his Celebrities of X Factor for Haiti. Which is, I mean we talked about this, that they were gonna do a, like a USA for Africa, We Are The World. Oh right, right, a show. Yeah, well no, it's a song. They did Everybody Hurts from REM, they covered that. And the video, I can't even play it, because all it shows is people like dying and their limbs chopped off and then, everybody hurts. And then people going like, oh it's horrible, everybody, and at the end,

1:45:19 People are going like, thank you, thank you for helping us. It makes me want to puke. Disgusting. Fake. That song's inappropriate. It's inappropriate and it's a bunch of fake. The song is inappropriate. It's not about people having their limbs. It's about, you know, anguish. You know, this is not the same as somebody had their leg crushed as, oh, everybody hurts. Hey, your legs crushed. Yeah. Oh, my legs. Everybody hurts. It's all right, buddy. I feel your pain. That's basically what it is. Yeah. Your arm just got amputated. I feel extremely, extremely, extremely. Callous it's bad callous. It's the worst kind of callousness these people should be ashamed of themselves and And they've got them all there man. They've got all the all the mega celebrities. They're all a part of it a Rod Stewart's in there they've got

1:46:12 What's her name? The crazy rapper singer? Do any of these celebrities realize how callous this is? Can't one of them say, hey I'm not gonna do this, this is sick! Are they so stupid? No, they have to be on board with the program. You cannot be a celebrity, certainly not in the music business, if you're not on board with the program. They kick you out in seconds. This is what Jay-Z is. Jay-Z is popular and he's making jokes about the Kiluminati because he knows that he's controlled by him. He's literally controlled by the... This is mind control. Music is great for mind control. That's why they use it. Here, listen to a little bit of this. A lot of people died. A lot of people are suffering. The largest humanitarian effort they've ever seen. People are going to be running out of food, out of water. My country is in great difficulty. The situation here is about as bad as you can get.

1:47:08 It is the kind of horror Haiti has never known. I just keep showing like kids maimed and bleeding and It's sadistic. Yeah, and they all have these you know these... listen to this. That's horrible. We're so good we're singing for Haiti make the song go to number one I mean fast forward to the end you can hear how it becomes so positive at the end makes you want to throw up Another got pictures of rescuing babies. Oh look. We're so good. We're rescuing babies Future workers in the casino

1:48:16 Here it comes. The crescendo. Good job! Good job! Thank you, America! Thank you, England! Oh, we're handing out water! Oh, a baby is born! Sometimes human endurance and the human spirit are quite something. Oh, a baby is born with a white doctor holding him. Oh, beautiful. AHH! Puke! It's real suffering going on there and people just furthering their careers. It really hurts me. You could play the bad peeve thing, I don't care, you might take credit for it. No, no, no, no, this goes beyond peeve-age. Peeve-age. So, you know, I talked about Iran, I just want to wrap it up John, we're running long. I talked about Iran being the possible next hit for the

1:49:12 for the earthquake machine and I'm gonna change that so first of all today is February 11th the anniversary of the Islamic revolution and the television is non-stop about the the hit to the mouth that Ahmadinejad said he will deliver to the Western world so I guess this is all just more reason to talk about shutting the country down and more sanctions because they've got nukes you know and by the way people in Iran don't walk around with burqas and ride camels These are young beautiful people, they've got cell phones and iPods. Of course the Iranian government is going to cut their Gmail off. That could cause a revolution. Yeah. So I'm going to revise my next target. Because I was thinking about it, you know, so yeah. Target revised. Here it comes. I'm going to revise it. Canary Islands. And I'll tell you why. Both Bill Clinton and Al Gore, when they were occupying the White House,

1:50:14 I like saying that, occupying. When they were occupying the White House, they went to the Canary Islands and they were working on this big oil project and it got shut down because of all kinds of political stuff but apparently there's oil there that we don't know about. And so Iran is big, you know, we don't have enough troops to move in quick enough. Haiti was pretty easy, you know, we had stuff kind of circling around there, it was conveniently located. So Canary Islands would be, first of all, kind of easy because it's relatively small. But get this, they've got an active volcano, which will be blamed for the earthquake. The oil will be found. It's got great tourism already, including the Abama Resort.

1:51:00 Sorry? The resort called Obama. Huh. They only changed one letter and they got it made. Exactly. The A, I predict the earthquake will hit, the A will fall off the sign, we'll replace it with an O, and there will be tons of oil in the Canary Islands. This is my prediction for the next target for the earthquake machine. You can take that to the bank. I, I, that's a good one. That's a, you caught me off guard there. But if there's oil, we're going to be there. There's oil, and I got all kinds of information that they were trying to start it up, but of course, you know, the Canary Islands is a politically very interesting spot.

1:51:45 Yeah, different countries have owned the Canary Islands. Everyone claims the Canary Islands is theirs. Who does it belong to now currently? Spain? I guess Spain maybe? I thought it was Portugal personally. Portugal? It could be Portugal. One of the two. I know the Portuguese own the Azores. I don't know who owns... But it would be a great spot to have a little base and with some oil. Yeah, there'll be a lot of ships down in the Persian Gulf area. They can get over there pretty quickly. Yep. So I'm saying we'll take a look for some troop movements that are based on none You know they do these they move troops to do some exercises. Yep Just before it happens absolutely Coincidentally, they'll be in the area yep, and there you have it And I just want to say good on you to to the the men and women who will truly mainly men I think though who will truly save the world and

1:49:12 for the earthquake machine and I'm gonna change that so first of all today is February 11th the anniversary of the Islamic revolution and the television is non-stop about the the hit to the mouth that Ahmadinejad said he will deliver to the Western world so I guess this is all just more reason to talk about shutting the country down and more sanctions because they've got nukes you know and by the way people in Iran don't walk around with burqas and ride camels These are young beautiful people, they've got cell phones and iPods. Of course the Iranian government is going to cut their Gmail off. That could cause a revolution. Yeah. So I'm going to revise my next target. Because I was thinking about it, you know, so yeah. Target revised. Here it comes. I'm going to revise it. Canary Islands. And I'll tell you why. Both Bill Clinton and Al Gore, when they were occupying the White House,

1:50:14 I like saying that, occupying. When they were occupying the White House, they went to the Canary Islands and they were working on this big oil project and it got shut down because of all kinds of political stuff but apparently there's oil there that we don't know about. And so Iran is big, you know, we don't have enough troops to move in quick enough. Haiti was pretty easy, you know, we had stuff kind of circling around there, it was conveniently located. So Canary Islands would be, first of all, kind of easy because it's relatively small. But get this, they've got an active volcano, which will be blamed for the earthquake. The oil will be found. It's got great tourism already, including the Abama Resort.

1:51:00 Sorry? The resort called Obama. Huh. They only changed one letter and they got it made. Exactly. The A, I predict the earthquake will hit, the A will fall off the sign, we'll replace it with an O, and there will be tons of oil in the Canary Islands. This is my prediction for the next target for the earthquake machine. You can take that to the bank. I, I, that's a good one. That's a, you caught me off guard there. But if there's oil, we're going to be there. There's oil, and I got all kinds of information that they were trying to start it up, but of course, you know, the Canary Islands is a politically very interesting spot.

1:51:45 Yeah, different countries have owned the Canary Islands. Everyone claims the Canary Islands is theirs. Who does it belong to now currently? Spain? I guess Spain maybe? I thought it was Portugal personally. Portugal? It could be Portugal. One of the two. I know the Portuguese own the Azores. I don't know who owns... But it would be a great spot to have a little base and with some oil. Yeah, there'll be a lot of ships down in the Persian Gulf area. They can get over there pretty quickly. Yep. So I'm saying we'll take a look for some troop movements that are based on none You know they do these they move troops to do some exercises. Yep Just before it happens absolutely Coincidentally, they'll be in the area yep, and there you have it And I just want to say good on you to to the the men and women who will truly mainly men I think though who will truly save the world and

1:52:40 from the destruction that is being brought upon us by the bankers and of course I'm talking about the hackers of the world. Down under in Australia, ladies and gentlemen, Operation Titstorm has begun as hackers are bringing down government websites left and right. This is over the small titted women? Yep, this is the group known as Anonymous. of course known for its war against the Church of Scientology, have been launching broad attacks on government websites. Broad attacks? Broad attacks, yes. Bringing sites down and promising to follow up with spamming government offices with pornographic emails, faxes, and phone calls. I am loving it.

1:53:32 Keep it up. Well, the Australians, as far as I'm concerned, are beneath contempt for kind of condemning small, topped women into being perceived as elements of child porn. It's extremely insulting. Yeah, and there's another thing going on down there that it seems like they're gonna start killing off the old people in Australia. There's all kinds of news about the aging population, it's a problem, we've got to control the population, the old people are going to be eating up all the resources. There's tons of stories about this from Bloomberg to even The Economist picked up on it. You can read all of those links in the show notes at noagendashow.com. How did Australia go so wrong?

1:54:26 Well, the thing is, I wonder, I don't know. It's not just Australia. Have you ever heard of NPG? NPG.org? No. You should look at this thing. NPG stands for Negative Population Growth and they have a scholarship contest Entries must be received by April 23, 2010. NPG, a national membership organization devoted to population issues, invites students to compete in our annual scholarship contest. This year we are asking students to create a print advertisement appropriate for a magazine or newspaper. Ads must be at least 100 words, not more than 200 words. Your ad should persuade the general public to support programs that are designed to slow, halt, and eventually reverse population growth.

1:55:20 I'm thinking we can come up with a pretty good ad. Oh, yeah This is an amazing organization they are all they want to bring America back to 50 to 100 million people and they're and they're offering scholarships To propagate their message It's abhorrent Well, the scholarship idea might not be a bad thing. I'll look into it for my daughter. Well, for your daughter we have something even better.

1:56:00 We have Gardasil now being, they're handing out free shopping vouchers and shopping malls. They're not going to give her that and it's not a scholarship. That's not going to get her through college. Yeah, but she can be walking through the mall and the fine companies that produce Gardasil and other forms of this horrible vaccine that has been maiming and killing girls, soon to be administered to boys, they're handing out $75 shopping vouchers if you agree to take the shot. Wow, that's terrible. Yeah, of course it's terrible. I'm just trying to bribe people to get injected with this crap. Well, there you go. So you might want to mention it to her, that that's not a good idea, because I can see girls going like, crap, 75 bucks. I'll take that. I'll go shop with that. Yeah, she's likely very conservative about stuff like that. She'd be skeptical.

1:56:55 Good. Anything else you want to do, John, before we close down? Well, we can play Hannity's clip just as a joke here because it's kind of funny to listen to him because these guys are now just kind of babbling and kind of meaningless, just kind of cliches. And it comes out funny sometimes like it did in this case when Hannity seems to think that, well, just play it. Before men were making cars, cars and driving them around. We all remember the hockey stick. It turned out to be a fraud. The serious side of this is, let's just say the science is in dispute. Fair enough? Fair. Let's say that we do know that the global warming hysteria, the alarmists, that they manufactured science. They manufactured emails. So they've been lying to the public.

1:57:39 Politicians have been using that and the Democrats in the house passed cap and tax that was going to cost the average American family 3,000 jobs we're going to have to outsource to other countries on manufacturing. So the average family is going to lose 3,000 jobs. He is kind of dorky. The average family is going to lose 3,000 jobs and we're going to have to outsource to other countries. I don't have... I wish I had 3,000 people working for me. I think we're going to have to work 3,000 jobs, John, if we don't get more donations. We're going to have to be working pretty damn hard. Okay.

1:58:18 All right, DeVry org slash any for those that you need to donate and also Thanks, I want to thank everybody who's donated to our no agenda stream Which is a different? Who all get mentioned by the way on the no agenda stream if you donate before the end of the month? I think we can still get them in on the program. We'll do one more mailing and just a thank-you note and plus a for the new newcomers I think it's about it. Yeah, I would like to thank everyone who has supported our show because it really does help and there is a Pinprick of light at the end of the tunnel, but if we don't keep it going it's gonna be a problem I want to get to my magic number three for three shows a week. I want to do daily source code. I'm gonna need to supplement Income essentially I don't know about you John. Oh, I need more money than you do I

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