2:17:13 Why don't you throw that Vinegar book in the chat, GPC? See if it can finish it. I'm kind of serious. I'm interested to see what would happen. The book is almost done. Okay. All right, let's look at the treasure part of the value that we receive. This is people who come in and would love the title of executive or associate executive producer of an episode. And of course, I mean, you can send us $1 and you're a producer. No one's a listener. If you're doing Value for Value, if you're providing time, talent, or treasure, you are producer of the NOAH Agenda Show and you should be very proud of it. And we're going to start now.
2:17:57 With by the way, thank you artists. Thank you to all the artists no matter how you're trying no matter what you're doing whether it's hand-drawn or or a it doesn't matter we appreciate the effort all of it is highly appreciated you're all loved and we certainly love Dustin Sonderer Sonderager? I don't... that's a new name to me. St. Joseph, Missouri. Wow! 1888.33. He's got some numbers to communicate to us. Here's some numerology. In the morning, Adam and John... I was hit in the mouth by a buddy of mine, Sir Blowback, B-L-O-E, Blowback, in December of 2020. I figured I have listened long enough, I should share some treasure. Please accept my humble apology and this small donation for you. Can't wait to see this guy's big donation.
2:18:46 Please knight me, Sir Sonderreger of Bluff Woods. I request some cold bush light and salty pretzels at the round table. No jingles, but you could give out some double up karma for all the listeners. Happy to do that. Thank you, Dustin. We appreciate it. You've got... karma. Very nice. Good start. Good start. We appreciate that. Well, that's followed up by another nice donation from Adam Urbano from Apex, North Carolina. Apex. Apex. 116669. This is the guy who donated last show. I think it was last show. Yeah, twice. With the two nights for his boys and the whole thing. We're waiting for a note from him.
2:19:30 Telling us what the night names are and all the rest of it, but meanwhile he keeps sending us money Which is fine with me. Let's give him a double up karma for that. Yes, definitely you've got Karma now The double of karma is appropriate because I believe he's going through some custody issues And he'd love to at least have partial custody of his two sons Because he pinged me on X I guess, so are we going to just say X now instead of Twitter or the website formerly known as Twitter? What do we say? Are we just going to call it X? I say Twitter. I don't care. All right. So he DM'd me on Twitter and then I said, hey man, you know, it's like, that sucks. Praying for your boys and for you. So we appreciate that, Adam. Thank you. Yeah, we do appreciate it. Alan is in Cumming, Georgia and sent us a note. And this note is accompanied with 900. Man, what a day.
2:20:26 Dear Mr. Curry, Mr. Dvorak, time to contribute to the greatest podcast is a handwritten cursive. Time to contribute to the greatest podcast in the universe, please find the enclosed check for 900 for the value provided. This should qualify me for knighthood accounting below. Should it please the peerage committee, may I be known as Just Sir Alan. What does it say? Just Sir Alan. At the round table may I have, oh, I can't, five-way Cincinnati Chitty Cincinnati chili. Oh chili. It doesn't say it looks like Chitty doesn't look like chili. Yeah, it's chili Say well Cincinnati chili is famous. Hold on. I gotta write this down now because I didn't have that on the Five way what is five ways since since I think it includes beans and cheese You buy a bunch of stuff on there. So it's basically Cincinnati chili is is basically
2:21:22 It's like ground beef. It's like, let's say Texas, you get Texas style chili. Yeah. But let's add a bunch of clove and cinnamon. And it's just really got the weirdest back flavor that they... And it's very specific to Cincinnati. Well, I'm excited because it's at the round table. It will be here in just a moment. In fact, five ways Cincinnati chili and sweet tea. Please keep up the fantastic work. Short notes, save lives. That's for you, Mr. Dvorak. Be well. Alan Cumming from Georgia. Thank you very much, Alan. And we'll be doing the nightings and it's all one break, people, so it's going to be great. It's going to be very fun. Okay, onward with, what do we have here? Gareth.
2:22:08 Gareth White in St. Kilda, Victoria, Australia. And this is actually $1,000 in Australian dollars, which comes to $6.46, which is still a good amount. Yeah, and we honor that. We honor it. We honor it. So he says, ITM gentlemen, birthday donation for my SHW spoken hot wife, Emma, for her 40th. It's the ninth time on the 23rd of August. We don't talk about that. So she's been 49 times. Yeah. On the 20th, she'll be 39. I agree. I agree. I agree. Yes. Jack Benny's age. On the 23rd of August. I know I know a belated gift, but we just came back from a birthday vacation at her favorite spot in Noosa, Queensland. I love to you. Love you to the moon and my love you to the moon and back. My queen can
2:23:06 Can she be named Dame Emma Huntress of the Unicorns? Sure. Adam and John, thank you for all that you do. Truly the best podcast in the universe. Jingle request, John fisting nuts. Always brings tears of joy to our eyes. Cheers, Gareth. Location St. Kilda. Victoria Australia just go for John tell us your peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on an airplane I see this on the airplane and it's very annoying and I think it will result in fights breaking out because it's just so annoying to watch Guy takes his bag of peanuts and throws a pile of them into his palm of his hand and then he makes a fist
2:23:51 around the nuts. And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut to the little hole. And then he throws a nut in his mouth from his fist. Then he does it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws. It is annoying as hell to watch. It brings tears to everyone's eyes, tears of joy. Thank you, Gareth. Yeah, whoever produced it. I produced it. You did with the moaning woman? Where'd you get that? Dude, I produced this- You watched porn, never mind. Why am I asking? No. Tina and I were just together maybe a year or so.
2:24:35 And I'm in bed with a laptop. I said, oh man, this predates Tina. This does not predate Tina. She was there when I made it and I was showing off like, look what I'm going to do. And put all these sound effects and echo. And she was like, wow, that's so cool. Marry me. Yeah, that's what happened. Oh God. Martin's enough. Martin Schels from Laber in Deutschland says danke für eure Mut. With $500. Thank you for your courage is what that means. Since it was so short. Can I read this next one? Because I'm very proud of this one. Go for it. This is, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, the famous Dana Brunetti! Dana Brunetti! Yeah. And he sends in $333.99 and he says Gran Turismo, that's his movie, is currently number one. So you know what this is for you. You guys have done just a good job at promoting the film as the studio.
2:25:36 Thank you! It's because of the No Agenda show that it made 17 plus million dollars last week domestically. And since Adam has been nice to me on the show lately, here's your cut! It's more than mine! That part I actually believe. Yeah, it could be. I believe it. This combined with my previous donations and dinners and wine with John probably puts me at Grand Duke or something. But I'm happy with my title of Governor of the State of El Dorado, a safe state, unlike California. Even though John's daughter and son-in-law don't trust that, John can explain.
2:26:13 In Hollywood you're only as good as your last at-bat, so I'm out on top bitches Dana he claims to be quitting all the time so Yeah, what's he referring to here his references that Brennan and Jay were up camping just north of the north of where this theater was and I said and I said can I because I was talking to Dana and I said can I invite them to the movie oh yeah there's enough seats and so I told him you know come down and watch the movie because it's on the way back because they were passing right by it
2:26:49 And they never showed up. And so I asked them about it. They said, oh, we were we were afraid because we had all our camping gear in the in the car that someone was going to rob us when we were watching the movie. And so I relayed this little information to Dana, who said who just thought it was Rather funny because if anyone had been you know, they don't break into cars and that up there in the in the in the sticks They they kill people for breaking into cars, you know And there's actual cops that get arrested and you get thrown in the slammer. It's different. I had a very you know Jake Leiden, I know his mom and We both know him and he was on his way to college in Arizona and he stayed, you know, he's on his way So he's from Chicago
2:27:35 He stays in a Hilton hotel, like, you know, on the road, on the way, puts his car in the garage. Next morning, his car is gone with all his stuff. The whole car? Yes! From the Hilton garage. Everything. That's crazy. The world has gone insane. Now about this movie, Dan Brunetti of course is a super famous Hollywood producer who left Hollywood and he'll never return. This is his last movie ever. I understand Gran Turismo is now battling for top box office with Barbie. Well now, yeah, Barbie's is lagging because it's just over the hill. Grant Turismo, let's just put it this way, Brunetti's not quitting, he's just like, he's full of shit. John, F-bombs, S-bombs, what is wrong with you? Who are you? He is, uh...
2:28:28 This movie is terrific. If anyone, especially for you, I'd say it's a good family film because it shows you, it's got a lot of good messages. This is a positive film. It's a film. And I'm sure he got screwed out of something or other because he wasn't there at the end. So first of all, I think it's a great date movie. I haven't seen it, but I know enough about it. Great date night movie. And if you had to choose between Barbie and Gran Turismo, hands down Gran Turismo. Because it's real boys, real girls, real men, real women, real relationships, real life. And it's a true story.
2:29:08 It's really an outstanding product. I don't even watch many movies. I watch them at home and it's like half the time I can't get through the whole film. This is a no-brainer for attendance. Now is it as good as Snowpiercer? And it's on IMAX. Is it as good as Snowpiercer? Snowpiercer is a terrific movie, not a date night movie. Thank you Dana, we appreciate you brother. Daniel Mariano's next on the list and he's in Flugerville. We like to point out the fact that we hang out or hang out. We at least associate with people that are above our ranks. Successful. Daniel Mariano in Flugerville, Texas. He's in Flugerville. He came in with 333.69 and he has a note again, another one that's written out.
2:30:05 And it's actually on a piece of paper. And you can tell because it makes a noise. Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah, sounds real. This donation brings me to Baron status. Nice. My accounting is attached. I'd like to be known as Baron Daniel. I will... Choose a better title and territory once I escape from the greater Austin area No jingles, but I'd like some karma for my fellow Catholic producers. Oh keep the Latin mass alive people It's a message for you in there John Nah. You've got karma. This is a message for the radical Catholics that are being watched by the FBI because they're doing Latin Mass. Well that's that's Void Zero. He's all into Latin Mass. Yeah, I've talked to Void Zero about it and as far as I'm concerned it's the way to go.
2:30:59 Then we have Stephen Draper in Stafford, Virginia. No note, 333.33, that gives him a double up karma. You've got... karma. Hey, look who's here, Sir Kevin Dills. We haven't heard from him for a while in Huntsville, North Carolina, 333.33. Heave ho boys, he writes. There's work to be done, Mr. Dvorak, more harmonica. Don't encourage him. Oh no, don't encourage it. No jingles, no jiggles, just karma, Sir Kevin Dills. Just jiggles. Duke of North Carolina. You've got karma. Evan Andrew Norton, 333 in Austin, Indiana. That's a different Austin. Evan here, not your typical swamp creature from little old Scott County, Indiana. Been a huge douchebag. Please dedouche me. You've been dedouched.
2:31:55 I've been a listener since around episode 10, but I've been a mouth hitter my whole life, the non-violent kind. Thank you for your amazing program, fellas. I just got back from my first Noah Jenna meetup in Greenwood, Indiana today. Everybody was so friendly, unique, and patient. I love the conversation, the people, and the food. I will be back for sure. No jingles, but I'll take general karma, please. Check me out on Instagram. At 5ks underscore six days where I promote health fitness culture and food. I've lost check this out 175 pounds in 11 months 200 pounds overall since 2021 depression and Biden flight of bite inflation be damned
2:32:37 In the morning, sincerely, Sir Andrew Newton. 17 pounds a month is a lot. Yeah, well it must be the Ozempic. Future night of the Scott County Swamp. My future video game releases at Evans Interactive Graphic Carts dot com. Alright brother, thank you. You've got karma. Richie Di Paoli. Paoli or Paoli. Paoli. He's in White Plains near Armonk. He's in White Plains near our mom used to go shopping in White Plains at the there all the time at the Zayers in White Plains Yeah, this is IBM and the CIA in that area. You're correct correct I Have been on board from about shore 1400 he writes and have never missed one because
2:33:23 I'm happy to offer this first of many donations to the best podcast in the universe. Obviously, I need a de-douching. You've been de-douched. And maybe some shame for waiting too long. Shame, shame. Please send me some new business karma in the form of a goat scream. I recently took over Cameo Autobike. Cameo auto body in Brooklyn and I'm now off to a slow start. It was my attempt as an exit strategy from the ATM business, which I can tell you firsthand with almost 20 years of experience is dead. It's dead. No one uses cash anymore. He writes. ATM business is dead.
2:34:08 That's interesting. But even with electric and self-driving car accidents, they do happen. I would like to put an offer out to No Agenda Nation. If anyone needs a dent popped or a bumper painted in a New York City area, come to Cameo Auto Body, 2002 Utica Avenue in Brooklyn, and ask for Richie. If anyone does Does ill kick back if anyone does I'll kick back a portion to the show love and okay, that sounds good Richard D D Polly D Polly D Polly all right Richie Goat you've got
2:34:54 These are fun. These are fun notes actually I'm having a good time Jim Donaldson kicks off as our first associate executive producer from El Paso, Texas with a short row of ducks to 22 dot 22 Hello Adam and John plus get my nation. That's you folks listening top of the morning. I've been a royal douchebag So send so I'm sending a row of ducks for the lads, please hit my friends I can't read this. Please hit my friends Becca. Oh, is this the one that's hard to hand? Yes, let me see what it says. Please hit my friends.
2:35:34 My friend Becca and Judy in the mouth. So I guess they're douchebags? Douchebag! And Judy? Douchebag! Uh, please de-douche me! You've been de-douched. And then I think he's asking for, uh... We all need, who need it, especially Becca and Judy. They need a de-douching job. It's karma, but he's not getting one. Jobs karma for all resist we much reverend al oh well I can do that resist we much we must and we will much about that
2:36:16 be committed. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! He's also known as Tuna X12 on all platforms. All platforms, all platforms. All platforms. That brings us to another Brooklyner, Scott the Welder. Alright. Guess you get together with Richie. Yeah, maybe he could weld some bumpers. Scott the Welder here. Man, it was pretty cool when ComicStrip... Okay. When ComicStripBlogger followed me on Twitter. Oh, that's cool, man, when ComicStripBlogger follows you on Twitter. He's a No Agenda celeb, baby. At the magic number of 222, Jobs Karma keeps on working. My wifey hates your show of opinions.
2:37:09 But that last round of karma went right to her as well as as well So she's she's benefiting, but she hates the two of us for some reason by that's a show of opinions It's a show of opinions. Well, we have an opinion about her. Shout out to all these Georgia listeners. I love you all. It's not my birthday, but give someone a biscuit anyway. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. Adam Cover is in Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania. 201. First time donation. Can you de-douche me? You've been de-douched. D-E-U-C-E, deduce me. Can I get a shout out to my smoking hot wife Danielle as we celebrate our 10 years of marriage on Thursday the 31st? Of course! And they never had a fight! We are on our way to the northern border. Have you noticed this, John? I have noticed.
2:38:01 over the past several months that people spell border, which should be B-O-R-D-E-R, as border, B-O-A-R-D-R. I've seen a lot of this popping up. I think it's the right spelling because that's what they all end up becoming. Ladies and gentlemen, John C. Dvorak, he's here all week. We're on our way to the northern border with our six-year-old to see the big waterfall. Wish us luck crossing the border and continue the great work. And please give me some goat karma. You bet. Have a good time at the border. You've got karma. Well, here we go again. Liz Popple in Pinshurst, New South Wales, Australia.
2:38:45 A lot of Aussies today. Yeah. D-Douche David from the Hunter Valley. You've been D-Douched. He is my amazing husband, provider and protector of me and our two human resources. Thanks John and Adam. We love you guys. Never have an exit strategy. Keep deconstructing. We will. Love and kisses. Christopher Adamson is in Woodbury, Tennessee 200 switcheroo switcheroo this goes to his smoking hot wife Britain Adamson all right let me make that switcheroo Oh Adamson here we go switcheroo
2:39:24 So, Britton Adamson. Alright, good. Make sure we put that bold so we don't mess it up. Please deduce her! You've been deduced. Oh, here we go. I would like to add Sir TJ the Wrathful to the birthday list. His birthday is on the 2nd, that's Saturday, right before mine. Means he's a Virgo, ladies, he's a Virgo. Please check out his podcast, Into the Dorflverse, which I can recommend. This is a family of 10 brothers. and they make music. It's like the Value for Value Von Trapp singers. And they do good music. The Door Falls is a great band. Call Out My Cousin Mike is a douchebag! In fact, I'm gonna play TJ the Raffle and his Human Resources Everything's a Scam on the end of show mixes, which is... Excellent. It's an excellent show. Now for the last part. On the last episode I learned that Adam does not like for us to call it a pod.
2:40:18 He is known as the Podfather. Is he going to change it to the Podcastfather? Thank you for your courage. Keep the lid down. It's a warm day. Yes, everyone should keep the lid down. He's got you by the balls on that one. He does. What are you gonna do? Well, first of all, I've never called myself the Podfather. Other people have called me that and it's cringeworthy. Stop calling me the Podfather. Call me the Podcastfather. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it? No, it doesn't work. Hey, stop doing that, smarty! Alright, there you go. Anonymous is up in Rutland, Massachusetts. $200, no nothing here. So we're gonna give them a double up karma. You've got
2:41:01 Karma. Alright, alright, I'm gonna do this one because it happens to be my turn and it's from Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood, Colorado. $200. Thinking of rage quitting? For a resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com for all of your executive resume and job search needs. That's imagemakersinc.com. Or find Linda Lou Patkin under the show's producers list. I'd like jobs karma. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Someone on No Agenda Social said, yeah I saw this. Seeing as Linda Lou Patkin gets an advertisement every single time, would you be okay if someone came in and made an advertisement for glob homo?
2:41:52 I'm like, yeah, glob homo sounds like an outstanding product. Glob homo. Glob homo. Get yourself some glob homo. Code no agenda. Paul Hearn in Chesterfield, Virginia. 200 bucks. No jingles, no karma. That's the way to go. Grew up with Adam in Headbangers Ball, enjoyed John on Tech TV and Twit. I've been listening to No Agenda on and off for years, but I just recently got hooked and started to see the value. Whatever it takes. Therefore you should see my $200 producer donation as well as my monthly 3-3.33 to work towards my knighthood. Thanks for your courage. Thank you for your courage. And then finally from our associate executive list, and we are just going to go blow right through it, Dame Patricia from Miami, Florida, and she sent in a handwritten note which I have a copy of here. In the morning guys, my son's job was terminated.
2:42:54 So I'm requesting Jobs Karma for him. Thanks for all you do Dame Patricia. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for Jobs. That's right, OG Karma. Thank you to all these executive and associate executive producers. You lighten our life. This was a Good notes, by the way. Not too long, not too many crazy jingle requests. Fun, interesting, entertaining. Five stars. Thank you so much. We really appreciate all you do, as we do for all of our producers. And John's going to read us through to the 50s and then we'll get into some meetups and we got some nightings in a dame here, along with a title change.