Topic: Alert Systems

18 chapters across the catalog

Algo Chasers
Episode 1729 9:06 - 14:38

1729: Algo Chasers

California Water Infrastructure, DEI Hires, and Emergency Alert Glitches

John C. Dvorak explains the mechanics of gravity-fed water systems in California and questions the timing of reservoir maintenance during high-risk periods. The conversation shifts to a computer glitch that sent false mandatory evacuation alerts to Los Angeles residents, causing widespread panic. Additionally, they discuss comedian Whitney Cummings' viral critique regarding the lack of diversity and perceived incompetence within the leadership of the Los Angeles Fire Department.

Flagger
Episode 1596 15:12 - 18:37

1596: Flagger

FEMA Emergency Alert System Test and 5G Conspiracy Theories

The nationwide FEMA emergency alert test conducted on October 4, 2023, is reviewed following public concerns about high-frequency tones and 5G activation. Despite online conspiracy theories suggesting the signal would cause physical harm or activate nanoparticles, no widespread adverse effects were reported. One host notes receiving the alert in Spanish on a specialized mobile device.

Vermox
Episode 1592 35:16 - 38:55

1592: Vermox

FEMA National Emergency Alert System Test Conspiracy Theories

A planned FEMA national emergency alert test scheduled for October 4th has triggered widespread conspiracy theories on social media. Some users claim the high-frequency signal is intended to activate nanoparticles or graphene oxide in vaccinated individuals. These rumors are cited as evidence of a total collapse in public trust toward government institutions.

Escaped Mutant
Episode 1586 28:57 - 31:28

1586: Escaped Mutant

Satellite Technology and Global Wildfire Response

The conversation shifts to the broader global context of wildfires in Canada and Greece, with a focus on proposed technological solutions. Governor Josh Green suggests that satellite technology and satellite phones could have improved alerts in Lahaina. The hosts mock the idea that new energy-intensive water production technologies are the necessary response to isolated landmasses facing climate-related disasters.

Al Gore Rhythms
Episode 1549 28:06 - 30:54

1549: Al Gore Rhythms

UK Emergency Alert System, Global Tone Variations

The United Kingdom implemented a new national emergency alert system, conducting a widespread test on mobile phones. The government justifies the system as a tool for protecting lives during extreme weather events linked to climate change. Observations are made regarding the distinct audible tones used by different countries, including Japan, Tonga, and Canada, for their respective alert broadcasts.

Grope Line
Episode 1372 1:28:06 - 1:31:02

1372: Grope Line

Podcasting 2.0, De-platforming, Emergency Alert System

The hosts discuss the de-platforming of certain podcasts by Apple and the importance of the Podcasting 2.0 initiative. They also address the failed prediction of a national emergency alert system activation on August 11th. They argue that mainstream media's failure to engage with the public has driven many to seek out alternative, and sometimes "screwy," information sources.

Climate Chaos
Episode 617 1:14:13 - 1:16:50

617: Climate Chaos

RT Emergency Alert System Test Glitch

A clip from RT (Russia Today) is played, showing a digital glitch where a report on Palestinian issues is interrupted by a coordinated monthly test of the Emergency Alert System. The hosts note that these interruptions occur at the local cable station level rather than the network level, resulting in a jarring transition from news content to technical testing.

Climate Chaos
Episode 617 1:14:13 - 1:16:50

617: Climate Chaos

RT News Interruption and Emergency Alert System Test

Adam plays a clip from RT News regarding Palestinian settlers that is abruptly interrupted by a loud, digital Emergency Alert System (EAS) test. The hosts mock the timing and the low-quality digital artifacts of the local cable station's test.

New World Odor
Episode 571 1:40:50 - 1:44:36

571: New World Odor

Six-Week Event Cycle, Disaster Training

The conversation explores the idea of a "six-week cycle" for major news events designed to maintain public compliance through "shelter-in-place" drills and emergency alerts. Speculation is raised regarding future events, including potential natural disasters or security incidents at major sporting events like the Army-Navy football game.

Episode 557 2:01:48 - 2:07:31

557: Kalemia

Palo Alto Emergency Alerts, Pancake Breakfast and LGBTQ Advocacy

Residents of Palo Alto, California, were surprised to receive an emergency smartphone alert regarding a charity pancake breakfast. The alert was sent via the county's emergency notification system to benefit "Project Safety Net." The hosts criticize the misuse of the system and explore the various advocacy groups in Palo Alto that have gained influence over local government communications.

Thick & Creamy
Episode 537 1:29:53 - 1:32:12

537: Thick & Creamy

Amber Alert System and Mobile Phone Intrusions

Mobile phone users are reportedly becoming annoyed by frequent Amber Alerts on iOS devices. The hosts examine a specific alert that provided vehicle details without mentioning a child abduction, suggesting the government is repurposing the emergency system for general law enforcement "persons of interest" tracking.

First Buddy
Episode 359 1:30:52 - 1:36:30

359: First Buddy

Secret Squirrel Hacker and Emergency Alert System Hijacking

An ABC 7 News report featuring a hacker named "Jake" (screen name "Secret Squirrel") is mocked. The report claims that activists could hijack the Emergency Alert System (EAS) to create a "War of the Worlds" style panic. The hosts suggest the hacker is a federal informant and that the entire report is "fed propaganda" designed to create fear of the internet and the Occupy movement.

Flying Antenna
Episode 355 7:06 - 10:16

355: Flying Antenna

Emergency Alert System National Test Failure Analysis

The hosts analyze the first national test of the upgraded Emergency Alert System (EAS), which they characterize as a complete failure. Reports from Los Angeles and other regions indicated that the test lasted significantly longer than the planned 30 seconds, with some viewers seeing Lady Gaga or hearing music instead of the alert. They suggest the failure was a calculated move by FEMA to secure more government funding.

Punk Media
Episode 354 1:50:56 - 1:54:44

354: Punk Media

Emergency Alert System Test, FCC Regulations

A nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) is scheduled, requiring participation from broadcasters, cable systems, and satellite providers. The hosts speculate whether the system will be used for political messaging by President Obama. They criticize the test for not including modern platforms like Twitter and Facebook, calling it a failure if it doesn't reach mobile users.

Episode 349 1:12:45 - 1:14:23

349: Grandma Clinton

FEMA Nationwide Emergency Alert System Test

FEMA announces the first nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System scheduled for November 9 at 2 p.m. Eastern. The test will involve radio, cable, and satellite television, and may include text messages to mobile phones. The hosts mock the robotic voice used in the announcement and express concern over the government's ability to reach citizens directly.

Gingerbread Nation
Episode 277 2:26:26 - 2:28:55

277: Gingerbread Nation

Emergency Alert System and the Death of Marie Gresholz

The FCC announced that the Emergency Alert System will be expanded to include cell phones and computers this year. The hosts warn that this is a tool to "scare the slaves." They conclude the show by mentioning the death of Marie Gresholz (linked to August Busch IV), noting that her reported Oxycontin overdose is effectively a "synthetic heroin" death among the elite.

Germany Boy
Episode 241 1:20:04 - 1:22:24

241: Germany Boy

Emergency Alert System, Signal Sequence Technical Details

Technical details of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) are discussed, including the use of audio frequency shift keying and the requirement for decoders to see a signal three times for validation. A 2005 incident in Connecticut is recalled where an erroneous alert mistakenly told residents to evacuate the state.

Prince Charles is Gay
Episode 240 1:24:27 - 1:28:44

240: Prince Charles is Gay

Emergency Alert System Test, 15 Chinooks, Battle for Los Angeles

A recent test of the Emergency Alert System and the sighting of 15 Chinook helicopters over the Hollywood Hills are discussed. A listener suggests the helicopter activity may be related to the filming of the 2011 movie Battle: Los Angeles. The hosts explore the frequent overlap between military exercises and Hollywood production schedules.