2:00:16 All right, we're just gonna start with some people starting with Alan Bowes in Langley, BC, $178.08. I'll give you some karma at the end. Jason Bible in Austin, Texas, won 2012. Dan Mailey in Fremont, California, won 13. Aaron Lundquist in Sebring, Florida, Sebring, 101. Melissa Reeve in Winchester, Virginia 100 then I got some notes got these people need deductions Priscilla let me make sure we got this right these are checks that came in with cute little notes He's from a meetup or something must be no. These are just checks that came in the mail. Oh, okay, I
2:01:03 And Priscilla wrote a long note on a card. I love the show. We've enjoyed it for years. Please do a quick check. Blah, blah, blah. I'll have to check on this. She doesn't need the de-douching. But, and she came in with $100. Edsel Baker came in with $100 and he needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. By the way, a Monopoly game, Cheap Jack, like just something, you know, like, okay, I'm playing the game, but it's just cheap, is about $34 for a nice old-school Monopoly game up to luxury edition board $279. Yikes! Well, I mean it's a luxury. It's beautiful. What does luxury mean? You get a blowjob when you buy it? Correct! How did you know? Right from Amazon! It's like a wooden, a beautiful wooden piece and it's got, you know, it has a sunken middle.
2:02:06 You know, so you can see the dice when you roll them, they say, and the cards are all in the middle. No, please. But the classic edition, $34. And then they've got the cheapo, you know, modern edition, which may not even have the hat and everything. I don't know what they have. Have them run off in China and get them printed up for next to nothing. John, Jason Guile is also in for a hundred bucks. And he needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. I assume he's on the birthday list. Just shout out to Jason Gallum. So this is from Rachel. Rachel. No, I'm going to put it out right now. This is probably a switcheroo, so we'll give it credit to Jason. Hold on. So from Rachel. From Rachel to... Jason. And it's a birthday? Birthday shout out. It doesn't have a date. Okay. From Rachel to Jason. Okay.
2:03:00 All right onward with Aaron Lewis in Ashburn, Virginia. 90-24. Happy one year anniversary to my smoking hot hubby Kyle. There you go. Want to de-douche him. She will remain a douche bag. You've been de-douched. That's 90-24. Brian Lillard in Prosper, Texas. 8888. Carson Brown in Staten, Oregon. 81 needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Then we get down to Kevin McLaughlin is in Concord, North Carolina with his classic boob donation of 8008 promoting the kiss melon. The kiss melon. It's got a big tongue that comes out of it. Richard White in Middleton, Connecticut 7105.
2:03:52 And this is a switcheroo for his awesome wife, Joey in the Woods from Corporate Hamster and a de-douching is needed. You've been de-douched. Good old Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington 6996 Rita Harrington in Sparks, Nevada 6633 Stephen Nearing in Houston, Texas 6333 Sir Kevin O'Brien in Chicago, Illinois. 6006 small boobs and Kevin McLaughlin's back. Don't know how long this is gonna continue. 6006, but this time he's promoting the papaya melon. How long will he be able to come up with melon names? I don't know how many more melons there are in the world. David Jarman in North, in the North-Southwest, New South, New South,
2:04:49 He's in Australia. It's 57. I'm getting confused. 57 Dean Roker in 5510. Jake Marla are met and M A L O T T mallet in Bellevue, Illinois. A lot. He even has a lot. Yeah, he's got it a lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. Alton poop. I'm sorry Alton pop in Trenton, Michigan 53 Timothy wit even even in Pasco Washington 53 just really you're on the list buddy You know if if the no agenda car Mopley came with a blowjob and people might crowdfund it for 20 grand. I'm just saying
2:05:40 Is that a joke you just got now or did you have to... I just added it, it just came up. Build up for the... Yeah, okay, sorry. I'm sorry, you're the one, you're the funny man around here. Timing. Yes, timing is everything. Baron Henry in Rancho Palos Verdes, $52.42. Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri, $50.05. And here we go, we have a lot of $50 donors today. Oh, that's great. Starting with Marcel Mil... Okay. Let me, uh, Mid, Midgder... Mider, Mider... Midervike. There you go, Midervike. Very good. In Gouda. He's in Gouda. Gouda. Gouda. Well, Gouda's where we're pretty... It's a cheese, uh, one of the cheese cities there in Holland. Cheese and candles. Oh, I didn't know the candles part. Oh yeah, big candles. Luke Olsen, Alexandria, Virginia.
2:06:33 Gadget Freak 10 in Western Springs, Illinois. Alexandra Verdejo in Gig Harbor, Washington. Corey Bennett in Denver, Colorado. Scott Lavender in Montgomery, Texas. Ryan Santangelo in Salida, California. Thanks for inventing podcasts, he writes. You're welcome. Joe Oswald. Send money. You're welcome. It's about time you got credit for something. Finally! Where's my Nobel Peace Prize? It's coming. No, it's not. That's a Peabody. Joe Oswald in Lithia. I'm getting confused. Lithia, Florida. Joe. Fletcher Scaife in Wilston, North Dakota.
2:07:14 Chris Cowan in Austin, Texas. Andrew Guzik, Sir Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina. Fabian Beber in Winnington, Deutschland. All right. Matt Illingworth in Montclair, New Jersey. Montclair, my old town. Really? Yeah, Montclair, Missouri. Robert Case in Mill Spring, North Carolina. Julian Robbins in Aptos, California. Matthias Milchinski in Hawthorne, California. Nicholas Rudovich in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. Daniel Laboisse in Bath, Michigan. Melissa Reeve in Winchester. Another Winchesterian in Virginia. You two should get together.
2:07:58 Robert Britton in Forreston, Georgia. He needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Paul Terranova, Terranova in Webster, Massachusetts. Leanne Shipley in Covington, Washington. Sir Spud the Mighty in in Marietta, Georgia and last but not least is Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Saugus, California. I want to thank these people for making show 1592 the reality that it is before you. Thank you everybody and especially thank you for the little notes you put in those donations under the executive and associate executive producer level.
2:08:39 Sometimes we read them out loud, but we read them all and sometimes they're very beautiful. Thank you. We really appreciate that. And of course, people who come in under $50, all of you are thanked. and we are grateful for you. Many of you do this to be completely, definitely anonymous. No mistakes on our side. So I see you, $49.99. And of course, these sustaining donations, which are incredibly important, they do help in the slower periods. Please go to the following website to learn more about it. vorac.org slash N-A. And thank you all for supporting episode 1592. Our formula is this. We go out,