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00:00 Where's Clooney? Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's Sunday April 23rd 2023 This is your award-winning Kibble Nation Media Assassination Episode 1549 This is no agenda Counting fifteen minutes in the city and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here at Fever Region Number 6 In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where if you step into a driveway we shoot you! I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning... Heh, it's called an accidental shooting. So there's all these, somebody just sent a note in saying you know these shootings. All of the sudden out of the blue a ball falls in the yard and guy shoots him. Somebody goes into door knocks on it shot yeah and there's all these stories they're all over the country it's almost like it's enough okay okay well we were gonna talk about something else but now you've led me right to it I have said well but before I say that is the op I'm gonna ask the big question about this up okay if this all this is going on where's all the dead

01:01 The dead Seventh-day Adventists and these religious guys who come to doors left and right. Where are they? They're killing the wrong people! Dead Jehovah's Witnesses, I want to know! There was blood everywhere in the house. Kinsley White was shot in the face while playing by her... This is deep by the way and there's a reason for this you'll hear this you'll hear what's going on ...home just outside of Charlotte Her father was seriously wounded. I couldn't get inside sometimes By the way, this kid is dynamite made for television. Witnesses say a neighbor began shooting at them after a basketball rolled onto his yard Tuesday. Kinsley had a bullet fragment removed from her cheek. Her father who reportedly tried to shoot back remains hospitalized

01:48 I want him to go to jail forever. Late today, the alleged shooter 24-year old Robert Singletary turned himself in to authorities in Florida as a number of victims of shootings caused by seemingly innocent mistakes mounts so does the fury Nearly a thousand miles away, these mothers protested gun violence on the Kansas-Missouri state line. One week after 16 year old Ralph Yarle was shot after ringing the wrong doorbell. You have mental health issues everywhere but when you pair those with absolute chaos in terms of gun legislation. This is what you get." Gun violence is a public health epidemic. Johns Hopkins researcher Cassandra Krafasi says studies have repeatedly shown that people are less safe when guns are present. What is driving this increase in shootings? We have seen record increases in gun purchasing,

02:42 We're also seeing increases in fear-based marketing of firearms, as well as stoking fears of political violence, social violence, racially motivated violence. The states with the weakest gun laws have high gun death rates — three times as high as states with the strongest restrictions. There's no place you can run from any of this I dispute that statistic That has never been a statistic It's never been this statistic. Could you turn your speakers on just a little bit for me please? So, this is obviously a massive psychological push to somehow magically create some legislation that will ban guns in America That's not how it works of course It was everywhere! That was ABC Here's Bill Maher on HBO I've always known in America that there are certain things if you did you'd get shot Or there would be likely chance at getting shot

03:36 This week we found out, we're gonna add to that list innocent mistakes. Innocent mistakes and I love this it really goes across racial lines everybody in America shooting everybody else poor Ralph Yarle a young black man who was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell. I love what he's saying now He didn't get shot because he rang the wrong doorbell. The guy inside was crazy That's why I got shot not because this is very very evil the way He's positioning this you rang the wrong doorbell You get shot in upstate New York Kevin Monaghan shot Kalen Gillis for

04:19 Pulling in the wrong driveway. You pulled in the wrong driveway be very afraid and Elgin, Texas Pedro Rodriguez shot two cheerleaders for getting in the wrong car Yeah It has nothing to do with the status of the shooter it's all about you did something wrong and then a black man Robert Singletary shot a six-year old and her father when their ball went in his yard And all these things have in common, the shooters themselves were in no danger. So what do we do over at CBS? Well, we've got to bring in the hero! We're going to continue our conversation with a former first lady her name of course is Michelle Obama I have to say something about the book because it's called The Light We Carry Overcoming In Uncertain Times

05:07 I really think that these are uncertain times. And, you know, I look at the things in the news recently — the three recent shootings, a terrible shooting in Kansas City with a 16-year old thank God he survived... Yes! A young woman in New York was shot turning into driveway just normal things Do you think that we can ever figure out a way to reconcile gun violence in this country, because it does keep me up. I hope and pray that at some point enough becomes enough. What is their point? We wondered that throughout our entire presidency. We wonder about this throughout our entire presidency. Our! At some point enough becomes enough What is that point? You know, we wondered that throughout our entire presidency thinking that this time Barack Obama said the Newtown was one of the worst days of his presidency and we still didn't get that message But we are the only developed country on the planet

06:13 where its citizens can have unfettered access to firearms. I'd have to call that fact check false, but okay. That's bull crap! Yeah? That is not a good thing and more of us have to feel strongly about it in particularly our young people this is where democracy comes in voting this all this stuff is decided In the ballot box. Okay, no! No! The only way to decide this removal of guns which is clearly what is being called for here... ...is by creating a new amendment to the Constitution to override the Second Amendment It's not the ballot box it's not- You can repeal the Second Amendment you don't have to overwrite it Correct, correct. You could repeal it But wouldn't that actually be an amendment that would repeal the Second Amendment?

07:07 I think so. I don't know if that's called an amendment or not? Well, how about the 21st Amendment wasn't that a repeal of the was it which one repealed prohibition I don't know. That was also an enemy. Yeah, I think it is the 21st okay yeah probably that would have to be called out right but it's not just like oh go vote Democrat and your guns will be taken away but that is what she's going for and as you know you think I'm crazy? You think I'm nuts? I believe the Democrats are going to run Michelle Obama and thank God the question came up just listen... I emceed this event at Lincoln Center jazz at Lincoln Center for Wynton Marcellus in just mentioning your name that you were gonna be on people went

07:49 I mean, people have such expectations and hopes that will she? Will she? I'm not even going to ask you that. OK question one why will you not even ask if she's going to run Gail is are you not a journalist Have you been told not to ask this question? You just said it Have you been asked not to ask this question or told not to ask this question? That's very weird. People have such expectations and hopes that will she, will she I'm not even going to ask you that but do ever wonder or do ever think when will politics change? It is quite likely Michelle Obama is not of the sort that goes in there and allows free wheel

08:29 She probably, it's quite possible that she specifically said I'm not doing this interview if you ask me this question. I agree i think that's exactly what happened but then words matter the truth wants to come out listen to what Michelle Obama says But do you ever wonder or do you ever think when will politics leave you because you said I'm not a political person politics isn't something I wanted but people still hope and want you to do something Yeah, it okay this first of all you knew the question that wasn't a question was going to come and now yeah And listen to her answer. Oh, yeah

09:09 Yeah. And why is Gayle laughing? Why is Gayle laughing about this question? Well, because Gayle knew that... Gayle skirted it and did a good job you should congratulate her! And Gayle knows that she's running listen uh yeah um I am authentic if I were gonna engage in politics I would let people know She says, if I weren't going to engage in... but you have to listen carefully. Wait a minute go back and play that again because she says if I'm authentic? She says I'm authentic and if I weren't not were and if I weren't going to engage in politics I would let people know. I am authentic if I were gonna engage in politics. Were. I hear weren't

09:53 I don't hear weren't, i hear were. I am authentic if we're gonna engage in politics. Were? No, I hear weren't but okay and we can dispute that until the cows come home. I'm authentic if I were going to engage in politics I would let people know but I am a public figure I still care about these issues yes I will always find ways to use my platform to speak out thats why im focusing on getting young people to vote Because none of it matters. It doesn't matter who's in the Oval Office if you can't give them a Congress that they can work with. If we're not managing our state houses and on and on, I could go on and on about it. And I'm not even pushing for your running. That ship has sailed, I get it. Yeah okay so...I will just hold onto my prediction

10:39 You totally disagree, that's fine. I think they're gonna run her and I believe that this is why the Obama CIA is getting rid of Joe because man did they really do a number with this Mike Morrell thing? That's insane! Yeah I've been thinking about the Mike Morrell thing more after writing it up in the newsletter yeah I want to throw a little I don't know if... Well, before we...I don't want to leave this topic because they got some Nora clips. Okay. Where I thought was kind of interesting and this is Nora you know they have to do their thing at CBS they're talking about all these random shootings

11:21 I want to play a few of these. Okay, I'll play Nora on the random killings We learned today of yet another case of young people being shot up shot after a mistake this time A group of cheerleaders mistook a car for their own got into it and then they were fired at and as CBS's Elaine Kahana reports It comes after in New York man made his first court appearance For allegedly shooting and killing a young woman who drove into his driveway I like how the boy allegedly killing a young woman who drove into his driveway. Here's Nora on the Alabama shooters The 16 and 17 year old brothers will be charged as adults four young people were killed in more than 30 others wounded Four victims are still in critical condition

12:09 Now she tells you about the guy who shot the cheerleaders, about the random shootings here and there. Yeah! The black guys who shoot shot up that place in Alabama but now listen to this clip why does he only use white shooter in this last clip? We turn now to another story about gun violence. But at least there's some good news today about the black teenager who was shot after he mistakenly went to the wrong address, to pick up his brothers 16 year old Ralph Yarle is on the road to recovery and he is sitting up on his own Meanwhile, the 84-year-old white man charged with first degree assault and armed criminal action made his first court appearance this afternoon

12:53 Yep, well because we had black guys. We had Latinos we had everything in between but there's only one white guy Yeah And she makes a point of saying that cuz she's racist obviously totally racist yeah That's how it goes welcome to racist America. We've always been racist is just now it's our turn Whitey We're the bottom of the caste system, John. Old straight white dudes. The bottom. The bottom. Well I guess now since it is in the news...I can talk about this about the manifesto of the Nashville shooter When i was in Nashville A member-a producer of law enforcement

13:39 to talk to me and he said there's a reason why this manifesto was not coming out, and I don't want you to talk about it because it's quiet. And no one is talking about it and its better that way." So I didn't but now it's out everywhere so I'm going to tell you that this completely aligns with what I was told. This is now coming from Nashville Police Chief John Drake It wasn't a manifesto. It was 20 journals complete plans, operational manuals on how to kill children. How to kill Christian children this it's what I heard was it's like the anarchist Bible of shooting Christian children and that's why they were that's why they've been keeping it quiet okay? Okay, I have a different story okay? I had a long conversation with a Nashville policeman recently mm-hmm and he told me about this the journals

14:39 And you exactly what you said. The Anarchist Cookbook, I'm sorry if I said it wrong the anarchists cookbook yes there was a bunch of journals with detailed crap about how many grains of gunpowder should be in each bullet and all the rest he said in addition to that which she never got a look at there was a separate manifesto okay I didn't hear that nobody had that he didn't get to see and nobody knows has seen it but He did say a couple things about the shootings, which was they... The guy was super anti-Christian or the guy or girl whatever that was. Whoa! Was super anti-christian and which has been kept out of the news by the media Yeah And then the worst part was these kids in particular were mutilated Oh I didn't hear about that oh goodness

15:33 Yeah, okay. It's interesting that we both heard from law enforcement and we both did not talk about it That's because we were told not to talk about it We're pretty good like that But now the question Now that this is out, now this is being publicized I mean, we do live in a country with freedom of press What's the press going to do? Are they going to sue to get it and then print it and put it everywhere What is appropriate in this case? It's appropriate to print it or release it on the internet. I don't think it needs to be printed per se, you know what I mean But so but this also serves as a guide You know that's the fear that we don't know what's in the manifesto from what I can tell well Why would I was told is it's like a guy it's how-to is he the anarchist? Well, I was told that that's the journals is not the manifesto Okay Anyway, it's not good

16:37 And so of course, they don't want anyone to know about that. A bunch of screwballs out there! Yeah, what do you get instead? You get...you rang the wrong doorbell and did this or that and yeah people are crazy absolutely People are crazy right now we just went through a three-year make people crazy situation in the world It's not just here. This doorbell thing, you know all of a sudden out of the blue after years and years we have kinds of school shootings and other things that have gotten nowhere in terms of getting gun legislation through except in certain states right now We have a coincidental pile of the same basic template Somebody accidentally goes into somebody's yard somebody throws a basketball

17:26 in a yard, the ball bounces in the guy's yard and he shoots him. What we really don't have is the truth I mean this could just be the way they're positioning these shootings that could be history We have no idea but they are bundling it together and making this story out of it When Bill Maher does that bit that he did That's because he's told to do that His writers do that He's dumb as far as I'm concerned You know, he's like oh okay I'll just go along with the memo and make a joke about it. Well you think a comedian with this sense of things would notice the kind of screwball coincidences? Right! You know wrong car wrong driveway wrong doorbell wrong this wrong that...you know again like you said earlier blaming it on the poor hapless person that does the wrong thing and then gets shot. It's weird very weird.

18:16 And all of it, and this is just all new. A year ago we didn't have people walking into the wrong you know getting shot left and right for doing or getting in the wrong car going to the wrong driveway It was all school shootings but now its this Right It has to be up and up Well the reporting of these shootings certainly is I have real problem with the states with strict gun laws have less shootings three times less No! Well actually they didn't say shootings they said killings And if you look at the statistics, it's very possible that a lot of red states have suicides. You know there is always that half of all the gun deaths in the United States are suicides. Yes, yeah right they never...right exactly this should be pointed out they should always break out to suicides They're not going to point that out no way! No way!

19:14 Alright, well after that happy news. Yeah I know! I'm bummed we had to start with that In other news celebrities are losing their minds that their check marks are disappearing I lost mine Did you see like people it's almost like when oh if Trump wins im leaving the country You know, Jason Alexander. I'm never gonna be on this app again! My checkmark Brett Midler is like now anyone could just pretend to be me Oh wow Wow who the heck wants to be you? That's their big fear oh now i'm no longer official I'm not authentic I think Twitter started give some of them their check marks back

19:54 Which I think is even funnier because they're like, oh okay. I have my checkmarked. Okay i didn't pay for it. Tell them...I'm promising I didn't pay for it. I bet you they did! Are you gonna pay me a check mark? Who cares about the check mark?! You never cared! No of course not! Well you did but you never did really no of course Not! It was funny there was just someone hated Me so much within Twitter that when they were handing him out left and right I never got one and people weren't... And you are of all the people I know that got stick the horror with same way I don't see why he didn't get one but whatever yeah let's talk about just now about your hail storm oh man so that was after the show on Thursday and Tina came in she says you know there's a batting down the hatches we got a storm coming and it was golf ball sized hail

20:45 We had water coming into the house, you know through underneath outside doors and it was raining sideways. Then the hail hit then the hail hit and we had a microcell cross right over our house took a tree out a huge Huckberry tree just ripped it right out It took it out of the ground? Out of the ground. I'll send you a picture of it, we'll put in the newsletter. Ripped right out... That's wild! Yes ripped it right out of the ground as a tree that was there and not just a tree in a treeline is a tree like a landscape. You know it has been there for a long time obviously but a tree that we liked

21:27 It's a nice tree. I felt really sad! I walked out Friday morning to walk the dog, and went oh wow! And he said the tree just ripped out and yeah...I felt sad it was very odd. I had a very earthy moment which was appropriate because it was Earth Day. Oh my goodness this is everybody took advantage of Earth Day to just bring on the climate change. Oh boy I have a couple of clips i want to share. First, the president of the United Nations Antonio Guterres and he's right back to what it's really all about they're not even shy about it now... We must accelerate climate justice by reforming the international financial system Now what?

22:20 We must fix climate justice by reforming the international financial system. Huh? How does that work? Yeah, that's what I'm asking you! You must accelerate climate justice by reforming the international financial system as major shareholders of the multilateral development banks. I urge you to push them, to coordinate their operations better and overall their business models and approaches to risk in order to turbocharge climate action and sustainable development. We need to turbocharge climate action by changing, and he's talking about the World Bank of course we have a new president there I'm sure that that president will make the changes, turbocharged climate action... You have the power to ensure they leverage their funds to mobilize much more private finance at reasonable cost to developing countries and that they end all support for fossil fuels Fossil fools? Fossil fools!

23:19 I know he meant fuels, but i'm sorry words matter you said fossil fools. Here's our president who can't even get a word out. So today i am pleased to announce the United States is going to provide 1 billion dollars to the green climate fund A fund that is critical in ways to help developing nations that they can't do now But it should not be the only way Because climate security, energy security, food security they're all related. They're all related I'm calling on development banks to scale up their lending for climate change which will also accelerate the fight against poverty. I think this is actually the definition of a fossil fool This guy right here Let me close with this

24:05 We're at a moment of great peril, but also great possibilities. Serious possibilities with the right commitment and follow through from every nation in this room on this call. The goal of limiting warming to 1.5 degrees can stay within reach but it's going take all of us Not just one of us, not some of us. This means that meet tomorrow all of us have to be there." So this was a like a Zoom call with leaders from all over the world and Kerry is sitting there with Joe Biden in a desk that looks like he's a college student in a grade school desk? I mean it's all too small, it's all incredibly lame and our fossil fool of a president can't even get a word out properly

24:51 He's not the leader they want. Well, I got a bunch of Earth Day clips but before we go on i do want to play this because of this Biden thing okay? I want to play this short clip Newt Gingrich who is more or less Biden's age Newt Gingrich on Biden's age This is an interesting little twist Here we go. You're 79, the president is 80... Are you guys too old to be President? Henry Kissinger's 20 years older than me And I called Henry one day, and I do a podcast called Newt's World. Hold on, hold on! I gotta subscribe right away let's get this guy on Podcasting 2.0 ladies and gentlemen it's Newt's World! And i called henry one day...I do a podcast called newt's world and I got him to agree to the podcast because he had a new book coming out at 99. And I said you know henry? I'm now 79 and I'd like your advice on aging

25:54 And he said, you're way too young. He said I'm not having this call me in a decade. I'm not having this conversation right now and at 99 he's now writing a new book. I would say Conrad Adenauer was formidable at 93 as Chancellor of Germany. You know, but I don't think Biden is nearly as senile as she pretends I think part of that is a gimmick on his part to get us to think that he doesn't quite know what he's doing. Well, you know when the presidency runs over opponents passes trillions of dollars in spending and protects his son while his son deals with the Chinese and Russians and Ukrainians. So I would never... And I wrote a piece saying don't underestimate him!

26:35 from his standpoint on his terms, he had a very effective two years. May have been bad for the country but it was very good for the left. No! So I'm thinking... Wait a minute Wow So I'm thinking maybe that's the reason Biden doesn't get these tests, all these cognitive tests. Because he'd ace them! He'd ace them! He'd ace them! He's playing 4D chess John! So i'm thinking about this in terms of Vincent Gigante who was the head of the Genovesi family...he's the guy who roamed around and

27:15 pajamas for 20 years in Greenwich Village and peed on the streets. And they would not arrest him or do anything to him he was running the family for over 20 years in a phony baloney state of insanity this is by far the best theory you've come up with this month, this is dynamite Biden is pretending to be a pajama wearing peeing fool, a fossil fool Wow. All right, but Michelle Obama's not gonna run okay good though that's for sure yeah in the UK they timed their new emergency alert system with Earth Day this has been I haven't really talked about it but people are sending me notes all we're gonna oh the phones are gonna have the alert system which we've had and

28:06 And this report... We have it here. Yeah, but this report has a couple of interesting things One, it's all about climate change that's why this alert needs to be... Alert! Climate Change! and two every country has a different alert Rare but extreme weather like this including fires and floods are why the government says we need an emergency alerts system Well this is another tool in the toolkit, in order to help the government... This is the Deputy Prime Minister. ...respond to emergencies and help protect people's lives and it's very similar Oh! It's going to protect your life this tool in our toolkit? To what we have in Japan United States and elsewhere Who does WE have in Japan who does WE have in the United States He has a mouse in his pocket Is this the New World Order alert system At 3pm today you'll get something like THIS on your phone

27:15 pajamas for 20 years in Greenwich Village and peed on the streets. And they would not arrest him or do anything to him he was running the family for over 20 years in a phony baloney state of insanity this is by far the best theory you've come up with this month, this is dynamite Biden is pretending to be a pajama wearing peeing fool, a fossil fool Wow. All right, but Michelle Obama's not gonna run okay good though that's for sure yeah in the UK they timed their new emergency alert system with Earth Day this has been I haven't really talked about it but people are sending me notes all we're gonna oh the phones are gonna have the alert system which we've had and

28:06 And this report... We have it here. Yeah, but this report has a couple of interesting things One, it's all about climate change that's why this alert needs to be... Alert! Climate Change! and two every country has a different alert Rare but extreme weather like this including fires and floods are why the government says we need an emergency alerts system Well this is another tool in the toolkit, in order to help the government... This is the Deputy Prime Minister. ...respond to emergencies and help protect people's lives and it's very similar Oh! It's going to protect your life this tool in our toolkit? To what we have in Japan United States and elsewhere Who does WE have in Japan who does WE have in the United States He has a mouse in his pocket Is this the New World Order alert system At 3pm today you'll get something like THIS on your phone

28:57 Now listen to all the different tones from around the world. This is quite puzzling It'll also have a loud siren like sound or vibration lasting for about 10 seconds In Tonga during last year's tsunami, this is how their emergency alert system sounded. In fact quite a few countries have an emergency alert system including Australia Canada and Italy. Now it's the UK's turn. We won't get any information about people's personal phones, this is a broadcast signal that goes to every mobile phone the government doesn't find out anything about your phone as long as your phone has a 4G or 5g

29:53 signal and if it's an iPhone running iOS software 14.5 or for Android phones, Android 11 software or later you'll get the text and the noise even if its on silent Why does every country have a different tone? Do Italians need more like rhythmic tones and Japanese like two-tone and Canadians...why is this I find this very peculiar. Yeah, I find this another reason to keep my phone in a drawer. Yeah or throw it out the window! Going back to 1970, the very first Earth Day. This is before climate change was... The earth burning. Hello Chunk! Young Turks In fact in 1971 is when Leonard Nimoy told us we were going to have global cooling Yeah, we're all gonna die But Earth day in 1970 Was historic I have Walter Cronkite's newscast CBS News and it sounds very familiar

30:55 It's using children for political means. Children die in infancy and we, and the world which is our home live on the brink of nuclear annihilation. We are in a crisis of survival." So this is 53 years ago it gets better! But that wasn't Walter Cronkite? No no that's a biologist starting off the news coverage here comes Cronkite. Starting off to trend

31:31 This is a CBS News special. Earth Day, A Question of Survival with CBS News correspondent Walter Cronkite Good evening. A unique day in American history is ending, a day set aside for a nationwide outpouring of mankind seeking its own survival. A day dedicated to enlisting all the citizens of a bountiful country in the common cause of saving life from the deadly byproducts of that bounty The foul skies, the filthy waters, the littered earth. Notice it was the dirty... the fouled skies, the filthy water, the littered earth there was no blowing up but wait but the Earth is on fire or going to freeze to death none of that bad way. As a demonstration its success was mixed beyond expectations here far below their

32:21 there. No one now can know exactly how many took part, we do have an idea of how many planned participation student groups and 2000 colleges in 10,000 lower schools citizen groups in 2,000 communities By one measurement, Earth Day failed. It did not unite. It did attract that broad cross-section of America its sponsors wanted—not quite. Its demonstrators were predominantly young, predominantly white, predominately anti-Nixon. Often its protests appeared frivolous, its protesters curiously carefree. Yet the gravity of the message of Earth Day still came through—act or die."

33:00 53 years later, we're still using it for political means. Act or die! It's all political. It was anti-Nixon because Nixon was gonna kill us all. Nixon hates children They gave children that there was no day off from school But they let everybody go ahead and you know it's okay if you take off to protest nothing has changed Except there's more money in it now and people have figured that out And I'm just gonna, I got a few more things here. You know what? I am reminded of another scam... Do you remember Hands Across America? We used to celebrate that in the early days of the show when they would talk about it They don't even bring it up anymore Yes! Hands Across America Do you remember what is was for? Ummm....I think you ask me this every time we talk about it and no It's a good guess, it's a bit Hold on, I know this answer hold on Ummm.....it was

34:01 I don't know. I forgot to end homelessness in the country so successful, I'm so glad we did that a great job very well done hands across America yeah and they never even completed the chain no there was a bunch of spots they couldn't quite finish it now of course not it was ludicrous but slither girls put it in a long chain Okay, so let's just... There was this one thing I wanted to play. Where is it here? Oh yes! So one thing that is cropping up everywhere certainly in the UK but also in Canada is the 15-minute cities and there's so much pushback certainly at London now it's the ULEV zone you know the ultra low emission vehicle zone

34:53 People are ripping down cameras, spray-painting the lenses. Good! Creating fake license plates to duplicate ones that are allowed to travel and people hate this The 15 minute city was well explained It is explained by the World Economic Forum along with The Great Reset All of this is... we're not making up The Great Reset Are we? No This is what Klaus Schwab wrote a book called the Great Reset and in this... Hard to make it up when the guy wrote a book. Well, now the script is going out to every single news organization we have to debunk The 15 Minute City by explaining how A 15-Minute City is exactly a 15 minute city but its not a conspiracy theory to call it a fifteen minute city part of The Great Reset. Hold on a second wasn't exactly what they called it in Oxford?

35:45 what they call it. We have clips of them calling it the 15-minute city and how great the idea is, and now all of a sudden has become a conspiracy? How does that work I've never seen anything like it! Because people have caught on to it and they're like no this is part of climate change lockdowns you're being locked down within your fifteen minute zone of the city Notice we're not calling zone, but this is exactly what it is. So here's the script This is a katharina george. What's her name? Georgie va from the CBC She's reading a script wild arm motions to accentuate that she thinks you know when she doesn't know what she's talking about Just listen to the script, you'll hear it everywhere around the world. So what is a 15-minute city? It's an urban planning idea meant to make communities more walkable and more bikeable so imagine having everything that you need within fifteen minutes of your home Exactly what everyone is talking about! She said this is a fifteen minute city but oh no

36:41 Oh no, it's a conspiracy theory to call it 15-minute city. So imagine having everything that you need within 15 minutes of your home without having to use the car planners say that it's good for your well being and it can help tackle climate change. That is true! We're already seeing... You talked over the best bit being and it can help tackle climate change. And we're already seeing it pop up in places like Paris, so pretty straightforward right? So why is it associated with conspiracy theories the idea has been embedded in theories like QAnon and The Great Reset people worried about major takeovers and conflicts... I gotta break this down she says it's a conspiracy theory because it's been tangled up in conspiracy theories like QAnon

37:23 Which last time I checked QAnon was Democrats are killing and eating babies. Okay, whatever that's new now. And conspiracy theories like the Great Reset That's what she says. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a book! No it's a book! It's the whole presentation, it's the whole World Economic Forum Why is it associated with conspiracy theories? The idea has been embedded in theories like QAnon and The Great Reset People worried about major takeovers and control They're worried that its lockdown measure that would prevent them from leaving the boundaries of a 50 minute radius of their home And that it's surveillance strategy happening in the places where the idea is being implemented or being floated. So how was this connected to the County of Essex?

38:06 Hundreds showed up at a special meeting meant to discuss the county's new official plan, which is currently being developed. And the goal of the plan is meant to help manage the region as more people are expected to move into the community. Now nowhere does it mention 15-minute cities but because it does make mention of climate change action and things like improved walkability some people are linking the two together as a step in that direction and then come all the conspiracy theories attached to that County officials are stressing that not only is the 15-minute concept not what people are fearful it is, but also not at all on the table in the county of Essex. I mean this is 1984 newspeak this lady's doing. How come these people like this woman aren't written and put into a ledger? On a list somewhere? A list!

38:57 And then we have, and this is a nice bit of new speak. This is Lake Tulare? Am I pronouncing that right in California? Tulare. Tulare, I'm sorry, in California. Now for the past 10 years all I've heard is California's a drought there's no water we're all gonna die the earth is burning, California's burning it's burning we have no water. Melting! The reservoirs are empty you're gonna die conserve water And now help me understand this report from ABC. Tonight, a frantic race to save communities in California's Central Valley as the Tulare Lake dried up for decades has re-emerged. Now okay so isn't it stop wouldn't this be good news?

39:43 The Tulare Lake? It was dried up for decades. No, everything's bad news. Okay You can see the water lapping up here in Tulare Lake for the first time in four decades but it's coming onto a road In fact this is 6th Avenue and its main thoroughfare through some of America's most productive farmland miles. It's several feet underwater at least 150,000 acres of farmland and communities are estimated to be flooded after at least 15 atmospheric rivers dumped continuous rain and snow in California this winter the region home to the largest dairy producing County in the nation area farmers like Peter Dijon now scrambling to save their herds but it was probably about this high

40:26 So this water... Those trees were under. Many of his crops drowned. Three to four million dollars underwater. Wait a minute, wait he's a dairy farmer but now he has crops? That is very odd. Yeah. The U.S. can't seem to get the story straight. No. The USDA says agriculture is more than 10 billion dollar industry in Tulare and neighboring Kings County 18% percent of the country's pistachios are grown here nearly 16% percent of our citrus Hold on a second What I heard the last time California news was talking about pistachios. They're horrible horrible horrible nuts Because the trees take up eight million gallons of water That's you you're mixing your nuts out. I have the wrong nut that's that that's almonds Oh, and if you if you actually look into it as bullcrap, I know how about the pistachios are they thirsty no? I

41:17 I don't know anything negative about pistachio. You know, this is interesting, it's pistachio. Who cares? First of all big deal! I'm sorry we have a shortage of pistachio. I'll live. The funny thing is you know what? Pistachio nut is poisonous to everything in the world except humans because we've eaten them and gotten used to them Crazy. And in some areas, that water is estimated to be 8-10 feet deep and as warmer temperatures melt that record winter snowpack in the Sierra Nevada more water is on the way. Experts say it could be years before the water dissipates In a climate change context we do expect to see more severe droughts in California as temperature rise Okay oh no! Help me help me help me understand Wait a minute... Help me understand

42:07 Help me. It's gonna take years for the water to go away, but we're gonna have a drought I mean this is nuts and literally pistachio nuts as warmer temperatures melt that record winter snowpack in the Sierra Nevada More water is on the way experts say it could be years until before the water dissipates. In a climate change context, we do expect to see more severe droughts in California as temperatures rise. We also expect to see more severe floods. Okay all right now this is gaslighting this is just gas lighting don't worry we're going to see more droughts and more floods And wait, you can see homes like this. It's been underwater for already a couple of weeks but now if you look at just this 20 mile stretch of road alone farmers tell me they estimate the economic impact of this flooding to be nearly $1 billion and more water is on the way Wait a minute it was 10 billion dollar pistachio nut industry it's only a billion dollar damage This is a bogus report

43:06 And they just did it because it's Earth Day and they sent out a second stringer to do it. I agree, this is a bogus report we've already most of the waters receded everywhere around here and the snowpacks not melting yet. There are issues in the Mississippi River Basin there's no doubt about that but that's not around here And yeah, we were doing fine. So they're so out of ideas after 53 years? They have no ideas you know solar and wind no one's buying that anymore I got some. Let me play this one bit of Don Lemon on CNN he still there Don by the way He is still there! Don Lemon on CNN and he has

43:43 Bill we're and they have answers to climate change so sin is chief climate correspondent bill We're here joins us people don't care what he's do you hear him laughing? He's already laughing. Yeah, we're so seen as chief climate correspondent bill weird joy It's time for the bullcrap segment of the week bow where So, CNN's chief climate correspondent Bill Weir joins us. People don't care what you call it if it is artificial whale poop or whatever does it help in the fight against climate change? Does it help? It helps! So this is Sir David King he was the UK's top science advisor for a decade He runs the Center for Climate Repair at Cambridge and I went there thinking they would have all these amazing ideas for new forms of energy and nuclear fusion And their top ideas are artificial whale poop

44:22 and spritzing yachts that will spray a fine mist in the air at the North Pole and refreeze the Arctic three months a year. Those are their big ideas, but this marine biomass regeneration... We lost the ocean's fertilizer pumps when we killed 95% of the big baleen whales They go down deep they scoop up the nutrients they poop them at the surface That's what gives the oceans life. The oceans give us breath and so thinking about how we tackle this I'm sorry do the oceans give us breath John? I'm just asking you as a biologist, I thought the trees gave us breath now the oceans give us breath

44:58 I don't know, there's an ocean. I can see it from here What happened to the Amazon? The lungs of the world Come on people! I can remember stuff Trillion ton monster of excess carbon we call Carbon Godzilla in the hour Carbon Godzilla Who calls it Carbon Godzilla?! People are come at it from different ways. Some are building machines some want to use artificial whale poop, which is really volcanic ash Something we've gone too far We've waited too long and we need to spray sunscreen in the sky To turn down the Sun for a couple years and buy us time so we get into all these big radical ideas Alright, so the big radical ideas we have artificial whale poop spritzing yachts spritzing yachts Which sounds like something on Pornhub? And carbon Godzilla

45:40 I mean this thing is over. They have nothing left except hydrogen, hydrogene the green hydrogene. I'm surprised they didn't get more hydrogen reports. I didn't hear any hydrogene reports The PBS went after plants. Formally known as the breath of the world formally So I have three clips that are Earth Day Save the Plants PBS. Scientists say that 80% of the earth's species are not yet known and even as more identified... Wait! Hold on a second Wow, I didn't know this is news That's now I thought that was a tidbit to remember eighty percent of the world species Are not yet known Of which 90% are COVID variants

46:33 This is... Scientists say that 80% of the Earth's species are not yet known and even as more are identified, more are disappearing. Sometimes we don't know what's being lost until it's too late Oh come on now he's doing song lyrics? Don't know what you got until it's gone? Come on. On this Earth Day we begin our series looking at what it takes to save plants and animals We call it Saving Species, and our first installment looks at the world of plants Oh goodness I am pulling off the fruits of this cactus Seed by tiny seed Meticulous and for some mundane work So all these little black dots are coming out are the seeds Of this cactus This is how you Save a species

47:17 Kenneth Silvera is one of the dozens of horticulturalists at the U.S. Botanic Garden in Washington, D.C., who are working to give some of the world's most endangered and rare plant species a better chance at survival. The botanic garden which is part of Congress is a living plant museum with 44 thousand fascinating plants with intriguing stories spread across a conservatory and production facility These are from all over the world. They are so executive director Susan Pell led us through the mist heat and humidity Stopping to talk under a giant leaf of the endangered corpse flower This is these plants have a story to tell according to him It's a whole series whole series of this boring stuff they're doing and so they have a corpse plant which they Have in San Francisco, they got one in what is it corpse plan? Are you gonna tell us I

48:13 A corpse plant, they have one in the city and Jay and her boyfriend went over to the city because it was in bloom and its rare. Oh, it blooms once every 20 years or something? Something like that yeah. And you gotta catch the bloom. The bloom is already faded so they didn't get the full bloom but they did get the stench Right! Then it shoots out this if I recall dust and stench and red stuff It smells like a dead animal That's why it is called a corpse plant. So that's the thrill, we need more of those. Onward with click 2.

49:07 What do you mean? You should ask why yeah, they're not telling me why these plants. They'll tell you why you know Why those why humans scientists say the planet is currently at the beginning of its sixth mass extinction Oh and a high percentage of biodiversity animals plants trees die off I got stuck on the fourth mass extinction. I can't remember We're on the sixth and by the way with 80% of all species still unidentified, I don't know how they can do this That doesn't make sense but okay let's go on what's driving this is it is a climate change Okay, I love this what sir? What's driving this is it um oh

49:53 Is it climate change? Another factor in there is the introduction of invasive species. So, the transportation of species around the globe and introducing them into areas in which they didn't evolve... Really most of the driver of extinction is human activity. Thank you! As long as we can get gilted into something. Yes! There ya go, you nailed it. You said human activity and that's what it is. And do you know what this all results- Kill all humans! Well before we do that

50:43 The War on Chicken. Oh yeah, baby! The War on Chicken we called it many many moons ago and now with the climate change Earth Day on top of the deck it's time once again to tell you that you don't need real chicken You need...real chicken made from chicken cell cultures It's Big Techs newest take on big ag No, Big Techs newest take on big ag That's an opening no farmland, no coops But these labs in Silicon Valley could be the future of meat. There are a lot of benefits to making meat this way from 70% less emissions, uh, 70% less water and land but one of the biggest is you don't need to harm an animal Josh Tetrick is the CEO of EJUX I'm sorry what? You don't need to harm an animal Oh yeah Well here's the other thing that you have yet to consider this If your growing a bunch of cells that's an animal

51:37 No, no. That's not. Like a fetus is also... that's not human. So cells are not animals. Cells are not humans." It's one of only two companies in the US that has received clearance from the FDA for human consumption of lab-grown meat. Hello? I was not consulted on this! When did this take place? This FDA approval from the... Is that the dude with the bow tie? We talked about in the last show that moron he approved this. The USDA still needs to... Oh, there's a USDA. ...prove it for sale? So FDA approves the drug guys but the USDA hasn't This is not vegan or vegetarian The other company is Upside Foods headed by cardiologist Uma Valeti Talk to me about the science here how does it work? The science is fascinating but its fairly simple we take cells from eggs

52:29 or young animals, or mature animals. And we identify the cells that are capable of going into fats proteins connective tissue those cells are then prepped in a lab and pumped into stainless steel vessels inside this bioreactor tank there are billions of chicken cells growing it'll take about a month before they're ready to eat right now in the US you can only eat cultivated chicken on company premises I can't wait. This is all in Silicon Valley, this Google chicken man. Google chicken is coming. Google chicken! That's a good one. Currently the only place you can buy cultivated meat is Singapore where EatJust sells its chicken at a financial loss So if the motivation isn't profit here why sell in Singapore? Oh yeah because we love animals and people We don't want to make any money no! Selling in Singapore is a way of demonstrating that this new approach to making meat

53:21 is not science fiction. But it's here, it's reality." Experts say lab-grown chicken showing up on store shelves in the U.S., is likely still years away. There's a ton of risk to doing this there's a lot of uncertainty but the other option... Wait a minute! How can the FDA have approved this if there's a lot of risk and uncertainty? Listen again. Experts say lab-grown chicken showing up on store shelves in the US is likely still years away There's a ton of risk doing this, there's a lot of uncertainty but... What?! The other option is Not to do anything and that seems worse I opt for not to do anything. How can the FDA approve something that has a ton of risk? Well, it's called the kovat vaccine there you go all right i'm gonna set you up for your big presentation Of artificial intelligence you went through the CBS 60-minute Scott Pelley Hypeathon

54:24 Which I have not seen, as I did not watch the 60 minutes because i knew you were coming with your expose. Your uh compilage. Well that much is just a... It's only a part of the total, I mean i was noticing clip after clip they're all short but this little tidbits and tibbits that never ended. Half the show is about this. I'm going to set you up with a couple of news stories collected by our Clip Custodian um of the incredible harmful dangers of AI it's taking over the world we're all gonna die But really it's about copyright. This morning, seven-time Super Bowl winning quarterback Tom Brady the latest celeb to call foul against artificial intelligence. Brady threatening legal action after an online comedy show Doodsy produced a stand up special featuring an AI generated Brady making crass comments The clip quickly making the rounds online. The Pat McAfee Show airing in excerpt Wow it feels great to be back in front of a crowd but I gotta say even though this is a much much much much much smaller crowd than I'm used too

55:26 That sounds exactly like that. The dude's video was taken down after Brady's attorney sent a cease and desist letter to the two comedians behind the podcast, the entertainers standing by their special calling it free speech. It's exactly like what you would see if you watch any stand up comedy special or any sketch comedies show sorry yeah where they're doing impersonations of you Brady isn't the only athlete fighting back. The family of German Formula One champion Michael Schumacher also planning to take legal action against a German tabloid accusing the outlet of passing off a fake AI interview as the first with Schumacher following his 2013 near-fatal ski accident so because

56:09 A lot of the current wave of AI sounds like a human. It's very easy to mistake it for a human That's the ABC tech lady, tech girl Oh God! So working backwards this- The Michael Schumacher thing is really gross because they pretended it was a real interview with him They weren't you know wasn't like a couple of comedians yucking it up They pretended that Michael Schumacher is brain dead I think You know he can't Is his brain challenged. Brain challenge, yes. And that was sick and they fired the editor of the publication. They should! Now this is the best that AI can do by the way this is what it's all about it's all about celebrities losing their possible income because I don't know because he didn't actually go on the podcast himself? Who cares

57:05 Well, there's gonna be a lot of these suits I predicted this right off the you did get you did and this next clip proves it artificial intelligence also making waves in the music industry. It's not Artificial intelligence its artificial copy paste recently Universal Music Group who has represented artists like Rihanna And Drake. Demanding streaming platforms like Spotify and Apple Music block AI generated songs, like this one of AI Drake and The Weeknd performing a reportedly fake collaboration called Heart on My Sleeve By the way tell me what you think is this song just shit? I mean what do you think of this music

57:48 Well, you're asking me. I'm not a big fan of Drake to begin with your fan of Rihanna though and you heard the Rhianna song? Yeah but you have to be stoned to listen to Briana. The song eventually taken down but experts say this is just the beginning one of the biggest problems with AI right now is there are no regulations What we have now is, we have to trust that the technology companies are going to police themselves. Oh tech girl please don't insult me here's the last bit about the legalities. And critics are skeptical that given the speed at which AI is developing that the law may not be able to keep up but in the meantime advocacy groups have formed to protect artist Gio and like you said Mona this is just the beginning all right thank you for that

58:37 So this is just Mona. It's just the beginning I am very happy with this development the more they can screw with the whole music business Which no one makes money anymore except the publishers The artists don't make money to streaming even Spotify can't turn a profit I think they should flood the market with all this copy paste autotune crap which it really is. Everything these days, ever since Cher did Can You Believe in Love with autotune? It's now that's just how you sing. Oh you can't sing yes you can, but you could sing! Everybody uses auto tunes of course it was AI generated to start with if you're going to be technical about it. Autotune is artificial intelligence for people who can't sing and so now they've just expanded that the only thing I can see from a legal perspective perhaps interestingly because I know about is the Lanham Act

59:31 where consumers might be confused. Yeah, yeah that's exactly right That I think you have a case there but who wants more Drake? Who cares? Flood Spotify with flood the internet with this fake stuff flood it I have some real stuff here. And before we start with the Scott Pelley stuff, I do have a summary of Elon. He was on Tucker talking about artificial intelligence and then he went and talked about the economy so it got all mixed up, I don't even know but I took the best parts... Oh you made a little mini mix? I made a small mix one minute 13 seconds of Elon. So

1:00:20 Yes, and so there's the if you were to actually That You know There's nothing for the So so that stuff we've seen thus far Actually hasn't even It's only slightly This is a dire situation Yeah, the Great Depression So Inflation is gonna happen no matter what so Say like like what is money? You've got you've got you've got these sort of You've got you've got you've got these sort of you know barreling forward and in I hope for the best and

1:01:22 And and and What are you Yeah, I'm fully specious. Um no that is exactly the way he is he's the Kim Kardashian of tech? I think you did a accurate record representation Of this overblown over-hype dude who just has a big bag of money from Sequoia capital and his handler Rulof Bota also fellow South African His whole family is weird. He's weird, he has not invented anything new but he is a great sales guy because people buy into this and Tucker Carlson pathetically lapping it all up!

1:02:02 You do huh well I'm gonna give you a borderline clip of the day for that it was dynamite The most sense Elon has made ever did you see his lackeys? Oh, man. I tried to clip it It was just too too dumb Cala Canis and two board members of SpaceX they were all on site at the launch and this was the most successful thing that ever seen oh so great Because you know if this is the thing that will take us to Mars we needed to have it fail To prove that we can go to Mars. It got off the launch pad dude, you didn't get past the dome okay?

1:02:43 This is, I can't believe people are still buying this. Yeah yeah you're right about the sales part let's start with Scott Pelley talking he's gonna be oh he's all jacked up because God has never seen anything like it and so he's talking to Sundar and other people, mostly it's Google. This might as well be a native app from Google. Before we get into that I want to read an article about the Google. Google Barf is their version of AI. And this is from what publication? From Yahoo! That was from Bloomberg there we go. Google's rush to win in AI led to ethical lapses employees say

1:03:30 One worker's conclusion, Barf was a pathological liar according to screenshots of the internal discussion. Another called it cringeworthy one employee wrote that when they asked bar suggestions for how to land a plane It regularly gave advice that would lead to a crash Another said it gave answers on scuba diving which would likely result in serious injury or death So this is Google. I mean, but this isn't but this is a reflection of the pathological kind of psychotic mentality that actually Exudes from Google it goes right into their AI CEO sociopaths Yes CEO Sundar Pichai told us AI will be as good or as evil as human nature allows The revolution he says

1:04:18 is coming faster than you know. Do you think society is prepared for what's coming? You know, there are two ways I think about it on one hand... On one hand we're fucked! I feel no because the pace at which we can think and adapt as societal institutions compared to the pace of which technology is evolving there seems to be a mismatch On the other hand, compared to any other technology I've seen more people worried about it earlier in its life cycle. So i feel optimistic the number of people who have started worrying about the implications and hence the conversations are starting in a serious way as well

1:05:01 Before you continue, I'm going to intersperse these clips with a few pieces of information. Boots on the ground from Silicon Valley insider why everyone is all jitty about AI in Silicon Valley All of these technology companies were pumped up with new money during COVID. They overhired and the short-lived bump in business that they all experienced during that time frame is drying up, they see the economic headwinds and would have glommed onto anything that seemed like a solution. All of these new AI tools launched at the exact same exact time when everybody was searching for a fix so

1:05:36 So now the industry is full of middle managers who have never actually used these tools to accomplish anything, but believe in the pitch because their financial future depends on it. They think it will work to 10x productivity because they need something to 10X their employee productivity. What clued me into this realization was a recent all-hands meeting at my work with where the CEO was asked what he had been using AI tools for. He didn't have an answer! The short story is that he had played around with the tools, with same sort of useless questions that everyone else has but nothing has been integrated into his day-to-day work and then we had another meeting headed by one of the division leads who was asked what suggestions he had for how employees could integrate the tools into their work

1:06:21 He didn't have much to suggest beyond using them to reword things like documentation or use it as some sort of quality assurance filter when interacting with customers. The reality is these tools aren't actually all that useful, especially for competent employees that are above average writers. At least I haven't seen any evidence that they are with all of the efforts to try and integrate them into our work. I'm sure there will be some applications but they will never result in the 10x increases in productivity that so many people think are possible. I think that's spot on! And I agree with that a hundred percent

1:06:58 These tools are just, I don't know what they're... Actually, I don't even know if they're gonna double anyone's productivity let alone 10x. But you know that Silicon Valley the whole idea of Silicon Valley for people who don't know is that if you had to bid and it's a main sales pitch, I am building a product X and I'm using 45 chips in it to make it work and those 45 chips cost $4500 If someone comes along with a chip that will replace half of those chips and reduce my cost from $4,500 to $2,000 I'm a winner. I'll sell millions of these chips and everybody makes out it's always about finding some way to make things cheaper

1:07:45 And usually that's done with silicon. And everything that comes along that is not silicon, they think well maybe it could be used like silicon where we can make productivity go way up and it never does! Only Silicon does but let's go on with part two of this clips worldwide Google runs 90% of internet searches and 70 percent of smartphones. I think that's a lie I think tick-tock is running a bigger percentage than they are and then they are aware of Internet searches I don't think they're counting tic-tac Well, no of course not. Yeah it's okay well just be honest beside the point. It is CBS! We're really excited about... But its dominance was attacked this past February when Microsoft linked its search engine to a chatbot in a race for AI dominance Google just released its chat bot named BART

1:08:42 It's really here to help you brainstorm ideas, to generate content like a speech or blog post or an email. We were introduced to BARD by Google Vice President Sissy Hsiao and Senior Vice President James Manjika Here is BARD The first thing we learned was that BARD does not look for answers on the internet like Google search does You know, the podcast industrial complex is so hard up. All these hosting companies everybody has to come up with something new I guess because business is static it's not like more podcasts are being made everyone's out of lockdown people got other things do with their life and you know this there's very hard to make money in podcast advertising is dried up So they all have now oh yes AI show notes

1:09:39 So all you have to do is just hit the button and it creates show notes, and chapters, and summaries, and everything for ya. This is not going to work! I wanted to play that last clip by play for the sole purpose of making sure that you know this particular barf never ever ever ever looks at the internet like a search engine does. Doesn't go to Google search for anything and somehow Okay, let's go to clip three. Bard's replies come from a self-contained program that was mostly self taught our experience most unsettling confounding absolutely confounding bard appeared to possess the sum of human knowledge With microchips whoa whoa? Whoa who did that did you do that knowledge? What is it who just came all over Scott Pelly oh

1:10:37 That was Scott Pelly. Microchips 100,000 times faster than the human brain. So what? Yeah right! What's that got to do with the price of bread? Those chips are fast and what microchips do we have there that are in the human brain is bullcrap. He has very slow microchips our Scott Pellett I think he was taking a dump so it sounds like A good one

1:11:23 Okay, I should All right clip for summarize then we asked Bard to summarize the New Testament it did in five seconds and 17 words Please tell me they have the summary in this clip. Please please tell me that I wish oh man It was like be good to your neighbor. It was just really it wasn't that's not a summary of anything Oh, I need the summary of the New Testament. I need this actually Go and look at this, it's posted on the screen. Did in 5 seconds and 17 words... In Latin We asked for it in Latin that took another 4 seconds I think everyone has seen her except for this guy! That is the summary of the New Testament Then we played with a famous 6 word short story often attributed to Hemingway

1:12:16 For sale, baby shoes never worn. Wow! The only prompt we gave was finish this story in five seconds Holy cow! Oh God. The shoes were a gift from my wife, but we never had a baby they were... From the six word prompt Bard created a deeply human tale with characters it invented including A man whose wife could not conceive and a stranger grieving after a miscarriage and longing for closure Soon to be CBS movie of the week

1:12:56 Sounds like a dynamite script. That's right, wow... Wow! Alright as you can tell- oh I got two duplicates here Did this thing have any ratings? Anyone watch this? Oh yeah everybody did let's go see we're on clip five i believe Yeah, but there's two clip fives. Yeah go with the poem! Give me... We asked for the story in verse In five seconds there was a poem written by machine with breathtaking insight into the mystery of faith Bard wrote she knew her baby soul would always be alive

1:13:40 The humanity at superhuman speed was a shock. It feels like Scott Pelley is trying to say, this is the new God. This is the God you want I mean why's he doing all of this? I'm not saying that you're wrong but it's a stretch...to me. Let's just clip five The Problem. This is a four second clip and I am not sure what this is. I am rarely speechless. I don't know what to make of this

1:14:20 All right, that was I think he was supposed to be an ISO for the show. Okay? Well okay Let's move Move on to seven of the AI issues we talked about The most mysterious is called emergent properties some AI systems are teaching themselves skills that they weren't expected to have and How this happens is not well understood. For example, one Google AI program adapted on its own after it was prompted in the language of Bangladesh which it was not trained to know. We discovered that with very few amounts of prompting in Bengali he can now translate all of Bengali

1:15:11 That's okay. It is very handy. This is bull crap! Very handy now listen this is bull crap and then I refer back to the early clip that said it never uses the Google search engine to do anything they make it sound as though it dreamed up the Bengali language and all those crazy characters you should look at this language out of the blue Just with a simple prompt, next thing you know it's fluent. This is nonsense! There is no way without doing some... research or a look at the language or some sort of search that it can do this. Well, we're being fed book after book after book I mean this is bullcrap. My question is can Google make the next 10 billion dollar quarter with this Bengali skill? No! No they can't you know... I'm gonna make a crazy prediction here

1:16:03 I mean, okay. Well you're gonna love this prediction because if and this is not advice and i'm not going to do it myself but If I were someone who were buying stocks and bonds I would pour money into Facebook Meta has done something very smart They fired all the people working on the metaverse. They've completely ditched the metaverse, in fact here's a quote, Metta is no longer pitching the metaverse in conversations with advertisers and instead trying to get them back to TikTok-like short form videos stark contrast to last year so they have now closed down effectively this stupid, stupid metaverse idea and they are not all jacked up and jitty about AI

1:16:50 and everyone else is going to lose their shirt. I mean, and wait until the climate change people figure out how much energy this stuff is sucking up. Wait just wait! Wait until they figure out there was... This is bigger than Bitcoin the amount of energy this bull crap sucks up Yes in fact that was kind of pointed out but downplayed on the show itself because if what they brought another guy and this a half-an-hour material But you only have this one last clip. Okay? I didn't bring..I mean I could have gone on for days but let's play this as Al Sundar The Al Gore rhythms, which I just saw when I first read it. There's a show title. There are two views of this you know there are set of people who view this as look these are just algorithms they're just repeating what its seen online then there is the view wait a minute what? Algordoms? What is that what do you mean? They're Al Gore Rhythms! Al Gore...Algorithms? AL GORE RHYTHMS

1:17:47 Al Gore rhythms I like that's what he says he said al Gore rhythms. Al Gore rhythms which is, i think the song he did with Chevy Chase isn't it? Yes you know that song yes! You can call me Al. Al Gore Rhythms Chevy chase and Al Gore That's right these are just algorithms they're just repeating what its seen online then there is the view where these algorithms are showing emergent properties Oh boy, that's some bullcrap. The Al Gore rhythms are showing some emergent properties What does that mean? Nothing Okay Well good report John I'm very afraid that AI is going to take over our job We're doomed you and me baby doomed This this actually guarantees we'll have work for the rest of our living breathing days on this earth

1:18:47 Alright, before we take a break I do want to give you little update. And I have to dive deep into this trans-Maoism because every day, every single day, a parent or producer who listens to this show is saying thank you for doing this because my—and it's always daughter—my daughter wants to be a boy! This is very concerning and because of the pronouns and the pressure, I think a lot of parents are very confused. They're not quite sure what to do. So there's couple things that I just want to throw out there. One is besides the trans Maoist part of this which you know so really

1:19:40 Convincing young girls, 80% of the transitioning children is teenage girls and I have a clip about that in moment from a forthcoming documentary. They are immediately grabbed by The pharmaceutical medical industry, the rapists also known as therapists because you know oh boy Oh you're clearly a boy trapped in a girl's body. It is all confirmed by the educational system. The educational system contains mainly female teachers these days in grade school who have been trained by universities who took money from big endowments

1:20:22 Rockefeller, etc. Also Pritzker's you know a lot of these big companies big organizations big family money with and we've talked about this with notes attached to it okay here's a billion dollars but it has to be gender studies or something else in so that's why you have all this education The teachers are of course, they're completely traumatized. They're now the feedback loop. Oh no the meds aren't working, the meds aren't working Johnny's good little Mary is not doing too well so they're completely wrapped up in it and then we have the political system and this is really the sickest part of it

1:21:06 is the words that are being used. And it reminded me, and I'm talking about gender affirming care, it reminded me of a joke that George Carlin did which I cannot tell the joke, I'm not gonna play the joke but the idea is how words have... The meaning of words have been euphemisms have been created and the way George Carlin tells this as well you know back in the first world war Soldiers would come home and they'd be shell-shocked. And shell shock is, you know... that's kind of what it was because of the shells blowing up all around them they were shocked and they were in a state of shell shock but then a generation later it was called battle fatigue that sounded much friendlier didn't it? Then it became operational exhaustion

1:21:55 And then after, I think it was...I don't know if it was after the Vietnam War but certainly the most recent wars that I've witnessed. It was post-traumatic stress disorder which has now just been shortened to PTSD and it sounds—just doesn't sound like what it really is so when you're talking about sex change operations on children using drugs that are used to medically castrate sex offenders And it's then called gender affirming care by our White House, by the administration. There is something very very wrong and we just have to realize that this is bull! Gender affirming care is a horrible term for what has been done So there's this guy Simon Ezler

1:22:44 And he is doing a film called Cut Daughters of the West. This is from a podcast called Macroaggressions and he's going to explain, I chopped this down to two minutes but you can find the whole podcast interview in show notes and he explains how this is really social contagion. Social contagion if you've had girls growing up...I grew up with 2 sisters my daughter, I have 2 stepdaughters. Social contagion is something that happens with girls typically middle school We've seen it with tick disorder and we saw this 10-12 years ago John. What is all these girls, you know all of a sudden they got ticks? And I said no they don't have Tourette's

1:23:23 The social contagion, they pick it up from one another. And this guy really nails what's going on and the Kardashians luckily are partially to blame. So what we're looking at is what's called a social contagion and I address that as well in the film but we do actually have markers for the conditions that created this explosion and it lines up with three things Smartphones, social media and a massive crash in teenage girls' mental health. Social media and smartphones being given to girls that are in middle school... What happens in the data, in the research is that the mental health of girls went into a crisis! We have

1:24:09 preteens being hospitalized for cutting themselves at huge increases, I think it's something like 160%. And so you look at all of those things and then you look at the fact that social media has been a channel for gender ideology to saturate the world of these girls because of the psychological makeup of girls. Because they internalized their stress and because they rely more on peer connections for developing their identity and connecting with other girls in ways that boys don't.

1:24:49 than social media when they're in middle school. It caused them to behave so differently and it caused their sense of themselves in the embodied sense of self, and their idea of their bodies to be deeply warped. So they started seeing all these girls with filters and these celebrities on social media, and it really really deeply warped them. And it warped them into ways, we see this in my research film either They go along with the Kim Kardashians and they start to want the breast augmentations and the labiaplasties, or they are terrified by this hypersexual image of womanhood. And as they approach the precipice of puberty, they decide that if they can avoid puberty, they can avoid becoming this hypersexual being

1:25:36 And they are told when they have those sensations and those ideas, they are told oh that means that you're a boy. I think he's spot on! And i remember we talked about in the show when all the girls were getting boob jobs like what is going on? And now it's the same surgeons, the same cosmetic surgeons are now doing top surgery hey add them or remove them those guys don't care They're ghouls And it is rampant and parents better get their shit together and start talking about this, and start speaking up. I have to give props to Project Veritas they did just release an undercover video with some almost decent sound It's funny guy got a note from our knight who was you know the executive director of project veritas? Yeah, right. And he says people are really mad at you guys

1:26:33 I said, why? He said because you know you say that we haven't done anything. We haven't done anything and then I said well thats not exactly what we've said but no one really remembers what you've done And so he sent me a list, it's quite a long list and people have had to resign over stuff. But the reason is your audio has always sucked so bad that there's no way to remember it you always have to watch a video with subtitles. You really do have to have a lot of energy to consume... Yeah takes a lotta work! Yes So this is getting better we've actually helped them with the audio its getting better

1:27:09 And this is a pretty short clip, but this kind of accentuates what is happening with teenage girls. This Project Veritas investigation exposes a booming business of transgender surgeries hormones and puberty blockers for underage children on its way to being a one billion dollar year industry At New York's Mount Sinai Adolescent Health Center hospital staff told us they need young patients We only deal with the patients. We are hands on with all our patients, adolescents. We deal with patients that come in at 10 to come here by themselves so we need some patience. Do you have ten year olds coming in by themselves? Ten, eleven yes all over

1:27:50 Here we are at the Proud Center in Somerville, New Jersey. That's Ashley Isaiah Harris a health coordinator discussing treatments for our hypothetical 10-year old child. So the youngest we've seen come here that is known that they are trans has been 8 and up And this is... the guy, they got a new host with floppy hair. He's kind of interesting he might actually just take over from O'Keefe and work fine if they keep doing stuff like this What gets me it said if you listen to the left and I'm by that I mean the progressive Democrats They are in complete denial about all this stuff nobody's working on kids that are eight nine That's a right-wing lie

1:28:38 I know. And i can't quite figure out why they're so adamant? Oh, because with... So it's political now. Now we have the Republicans are creating anti-trans transphobic legislation they're attacking children! That is all politicized that's why its gender affirming care over here So they're using it completely for politics because these kids eventually will be old enough to vote, but it's the parents. Their target here I believe is the affluent white liberal woman mom who has nothing to complain about she's got money but there's a problem cause she has no...she's not a victim of anything

1:29:27 So this is where you get the, oh but my daughter is trans. My son is trans and it's accentuated by the celebrities look at all the celebrity affluent white women mainly who have a trans child It's like when Paris Hilton had a Chihuahua in her pocketbook. It's the same thing And so they...this..and its'a great way to say Republicans are horrible people They will not give children Care they shorten it. They're terrible these Republicans, they won't sterilize their own kids So that's the female side of it what is highly interesting Is the male side which I think is the distraction? I think these men in sports They do these things for very different reasons personally having researched. I think a lot of it is because of porn and Men become so desensitized by porn that they actually there's you know, I mean look

1:30:26 Let's be honest about it. Men are weird, some men want to have sex in diapers okay? Men are very weird after they've been... It's true! It's true, men do weird stuff and young boys particularly they're so desensitized to sex through you know porn that they actually want to have sex with a woman as a woman I mean this is a real thing that's happening But more concerning is the high amount of transgender men to women in our armed services. I didn't know this statistic, 21.4% of the total transgender population in the US is estimated have served in the military

1:31:10 32% of transgender individuals in the US who were assigned male at birth, who had a penis or have served in the military compared to 5.5 transgender individuals who are assigned female at birth That's a lot of military people out there Who can be maybe unstable even and this is not to take away from people of true gender dysphoria Or dysmorphia it exists very small number very very small number and then I see Scott Adams And I'm sure he's doing it to prove a point, but he better get to the point. What percentage of people who have transitioned detransition? And then people are like oh 3%, 5%. It's 83% according to the people who do that work in the documentary Affirmation Generation But Google says it's less than 1%.

1:32:01 So this is a real psychological operation and we're being distracted by the likes of Dylan Mulvaney, and everyone's like oh yeah well that marketing VP at Bud got fired she's out she's on leave. Yeah we won! The anti-woke won no no no We're losing our children And this is where it comes in that Maoist thing just like Black Lives Matter destroy the family... We already destroyed black families congratulations we don't need BLM anymore we get all the black men out of the black families good job everybody Go look at Chicago, that's fatherless children on the street. Alright? Good job well done new mayor he'll be fine and now we have to take away womanhood so that even the demographics will not be... you can't have children only in the lab Google kids

1:32:48 That's what that's where you get to create your children. This is a serious situation and repeat, repeat only in America! It is not happening in other countries they have discovered the countries that were leading the UK France and Netherlands Denmark Sweden oh boy it's not so good we have done the research hmm long-term not so good for these people There you go. I thank God that i am no longer a father of of a teen child, a teen daughter or teen girl. That's bad news and on that alone the whole Biden administration should be thrown out every single time they say gender affirming care No! It's a lie it's a serious disgusting lie and also if they said that hey let's get rid of TikTok for that reason I'd be all for it

1:33:45 Because TikTok, as we know their algorithm works completely differently from all the other algorithms. And instead of creating strife within your community of trans they just pile it on! I've seen, I saw this with my own daughter. I've seen it with girls and it was the eating disorders, the cutting all of this happened when the iPhone... Well not the first iPhone. The iPhone is the source of all these evils 2007? I think probably 2008-2009 when really rolled out

1:34:23 And it was remarkable when it came, and it was 2007. It happened very quickly. It happened so quick Yeah because it was so cool! Yeah and all the girls at the time in middle school were already having problems with their T-Mobile sidekick you know because now they could text each other rapidly and there was back channeling and screw here, screw here but teenage girls work differently from teenage boys and this is traumatizing sometimes for teenage girls So, then the iPhone. Then you add some social media and then just go walk through the mall this way after the show go to them all show me all the kids in strollers with a screen in front of him do you mind so they're just did there chalk him up to death

1:35:15 Okay, okay. I know. We are very accepting of everybody we really don't care who you are where you're from that's what no agenda nation has always been about but this This is now we've gone too far so all right now to something fun Well, there's a strike in Canada. I think this is not being reported as much as it could be. Strike in Canada! Yeah! Ticket lines are up at federal government MPs offices across Canada as federal workers there go on strike but bargaining continues between the government and Canada's largest public service union. As Dan Karpentruck reports major disruptions of government services are expected

1:36:01 Some of those service disruptions are already being felt as countrywide about 250 picket lines have been set up. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had urged the Union, the Public Service Alliance of Canada to return to the table during a pause in the talks It represents 155 thousand federal government workers but at that number about 46 thousand are considered essential and not part of this strike The workers have been without a contract for almost two years A statement from the Treasury Board said the two sides are still far apart on key issues, higher wages and better working conditions. Should the strike continue it could affect the tax season passport and immigration processing and services Canadians rely on to travel That's interesting because there is also a problem even though we don't have a strike

1:36:44 Hold on a second. I had this here... Yeah, we have this. Tonight passport problems posing a threat to summer vacation This is interesting so they mark it up to strike in Canada passport problems Here it's just..I don't know Rachel Quartarone family is all booked for two weeks in Europe big family trip for a while with you know my son going off to college. But the trip to Paris, Amsterdam and Bruges is now in jeopardy because of a massive backlog of passport applications that can stretch up to three months It's very frustrating because why does it have to be so convoluted? I've already made hopes

1:37:24 hotel reservations, train reservations. Everything planned out." Many passport offices are seeing long lines ahead of what's expected to be a record-setting summer travel season. I'm a minute into this and still don't know why this is happening. It's impossible! Others are taking their frustration to social media. And it's going to take another five to seven weeks? My flight's on Thursday! while lawmakers take aim at the State Department. It shouldn't take a crisis, it shouldn't get this bad before we see action out of Washington The state department issued nearly 22 million passports last year A record high the agency expects to break this year as 500 thousand applications a week keep rolling in Despite an increase in funding and more staff wait times recently surged up to 13 weeks I'm gonna call it they don't want people traveling something's going on

1:38:19 I'm sure this is happening within every country. I'll bet you it's happening in every country that passports are being a problem. Well, if there are some people in the couple of countries out there you should check-in Yeah well I'm gonna have people to check-in definitely It could be! Could be something up We got a note from a producer in France with a very interesting Very interesting analysis, you know they continue to riot and protest. They're following Macron I have a clip i'm not gonna play it follow macron around the banging pots and pans police are knocking heads And we already know It's not just 62 year olds who are pissed or 61 year olds who are pissed about Not being able to retire at 62 and having to wait until 64 So boots on the ground report from france. I'm finally responding to the call

1:39:05 This is our one French listener, John. The One. Since I think everyone will benefit from a glaring omission in the coverage of French protests and riots over the retirement age. Background! I grew up in America and spent over 20 years in France including a long time both in Paris and deep in the countryside... Oh, of course it's not a real Frenchman What everyone outside of France seems to not see in all the photos and videos of the protests is that the leaders are the CGT Union. Yes, I saw the flags! CGT union which is by a long shot the biggest public communist force in France

1:39:42 Likewise, when the media reported that university students are rising up everything I saw was banners from Paris 8 which everyone in the know knows is THE communist University in Paris. Yeah The people rising up are the same ones who masked up, told people to take the vax and were happy to stay home for months on the government dime and collect their pay during lockdowns. Notice that they're protesting over raising the retirement age by two years and aren't making a stink over out of control inflation ever increasing taxation millions of illegal immigrants collecting welfare money while more and more French citizens are retiring in near poverty conditions

1:40:22 Another example of what I see is a well-honed French technique of the French government working with national leaders of extreme movements to channel people's justifiable anger and frustration into relatively unimportant fights that benefit the system. This is how it's done! People getting all jacked, and basically saying turn me into a communist please." What? You know back then...I always thought that the new world order would be George Bush You know, the Republicans would be the new world order. How wrong I was! It's the commies all of them. Commies? The reds man... The commies were back it's another Red Scare Well one of the things that's interesting is the communist threat or the menace the communist menace. Com-communists yes Is uh has been kind of pushed into the background it has been uh it's reorg'd

1:41:20 Yes, it moved way back and they said I said well what can we do now because this has not been working So they lay low And then they come back with all kinds of with the different strategies and in the forcing the strategy that's being played on us Which is Maoism. Yeah as a trans is a transmog which is alien no one can recognize it It's just like oh, I don't get it They mean well As opposed to the regular communist which in Europe this is never gone away so it can come pop up anytime at once in Spain Yeah, and in France in particular those are two states that could go Communist You know almost a drop of a hat mm-hmm as opposed to the Maoist stuff Which is all new

1:42:09 It's never really been the Maoist card has never been played on Westerners. Well, they're doing a great job But I think that tremendous tremendously the UK has become totally Totally communist and shut up slave. I mean there they're arresting people all the time for saying stuff on social media They arrest people yeah, you know it's a great one guy called his neighbor a leprechaun and they came over and arrested him and On social media. This is fantastic! People should stay off social media And with that I'd like to thank you for your courage saying in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the carbon Godzilla Ladies and gentlemen say hello to my friend on the other end Mr John C Devorak Well in a morning to you mr Adam Curry also

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1:47:27 There's definitely some interesting stuff. Wow, I have to go to the second page here since it was 420 we had a lot of different weed stuff i like the one with uh biden with weed smoke you did mention that yeah with kamala harris as the cop behind him in front of the white house yeah but this is so sick of that wasn't gonna make We had a lot of episode number ones, which if you put your episode number on it is not always guaranteed to get chosen. We had things that were just not... Scaramunga, Francisco Scaramunga has a very particular style and he's now since he had a win, he's just doing a whole bunch but that style doesn't always work

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2:02:55 So, um... you- one from the- Fair warning! Well they're good. I mean we had so many 420 meetups that people reported from all over the world We also have a short version of the Nashville Meetup They sent us a five version Five minute version of one meetup report and like no No, no You're gonna have to make it shorter And did a good job on it Goodness, where are we? Well let's start with this is interesting you know you talked about apps and the phone and mobile app all this stuff. Yeah well we have a new app the US government of course has put this new app out have you heard about that title 42 app no I guess yeah all the immigrants coming in how to use this app

2:03:45 And of course it doesn't work. Wait a minute, wait a minute... Is this the one they get that's pre-installed on the phone that they get with their credit card? With their debit card did they get I don't know if its pre installed or not but they do have it. Okay But here is the story behind it This is a title 42 app The Biden administration is using a cell phone app as the main porter for migrants seeking asylum at the US Mexico border The app was first rolled out in January but its been plagued with glitches As Ali Rogin tells us, that's forcing tens of thousands of people to compete daily for a limited number of appointments. Since March 2020, a public health policy called Title 42 has allowed border agents to expel migrants even those who are seeking asylum but that

2:04:30 That policy ends on May 11. And the Customs and Border Patrol app could become even more essential, here to discuss is Wall Street Journal immigration reporter Michelle Hackman. Michelle, thank you so much for joining us. Let's remind everybody first how does Title 42 work? And how does this app fit in with the Title 42 process? So, Title 42 is a policy that because of public health reasons allows the government to sort of they call it expelling migrants back to Mexico or their home countries on the risk that they might spread COVID. But the really key point here is that it prevents the migrants, the asylum seekers from even asking for asylum under normal circumstances if you ask for asylum, they cannot kick you out of the country and then that's how asylum law works

2:05:15 And then this new system that is replacing title 42. How does it work? And then how does this app fit into that yeah, so Wow What is this NPR and I know this PBS And then this new system that is replacing Title 42, how does it work and then how does this app fit into that? Yeah so this app its called CBP One. It's actually been introduced already even while title 42 still in place And the way it works is that if you're an asylum seeker, you essentially can't ask for asylum if you cross the border illegally which is the way that most people try. So instead, the government is saying use this app book and appointment, you can come to a legal court of entry and ask for asylum and we'll take you! The only issue is there are just way fewer appointments than there are people who want them Oh man okay let me get this straight

2:06:10 So we've been told for years, I'm gonna say seven eight years that you can only request asylum and asylum is a good thing. There's lots of people who need asylum they need asylum because they're being persecuted in their home country etc okay fine the only way you can do it if if you go to a legal point of entry where asylum can be requested So because so many people are being bussed in by the likes of Soros and the UN, the UN literally bussing people to the border, to the US border. To illegal points-of-entry for

2:06:49 where you cannot request asylum, they've now just come up with an app and said well as long as you use the app and you fill it out then you basically have a legal if you have legally requested asylum. Who cares if there's an appointment? You get let in, you get an appointment when its up your app will ping you but you now have legally requested asylum because of this app. Something like that except for one small issue The app doesn't work Exactly Is that clip too? Yeah, pretty much. And let's talk about what problem exactly this app is trying to fix the Biden administration you know is taking I would say a slightly different approach from the Trump administration where like the Trump administration they're saying we really don't want you to cross illegally You know it's unsafe for everyone involved It creates chaos It doesn't allow us to screen who's entering our country but

2:07:43 Unlike Trump, they're saying to try to convince people not come illegally you have to give them another option. So this is that other option of ports of entry and there are a couple other things... Wait a minute! Who said they have to do that? Let me just listen To try to convince people not come illegally You have to give them another Was that the Biden? Who said, I want to hear who said that. It creates chaos it doesn't allow us to screen who's entering our country but unlike Trump they're saying to try to convince people to not come illegally you have to give them another option just the administration just said that they just made up a new rule like oh you got to give him an option yeah This is before we continue with this clip. I want to remind everybody according to the former New York banker The only reason America wins is because we have a growing population Everyone knows China will not win because they're in decline the EU was totally in decline and as they sterilize our girls a castrate our boys They are making sure that the bankers will win

2:08:40 They will win because of this constant flow of human bodies into our country. So, this is that other option at ports-of-entry? And there are a couple other things that the Biden administration is trying they've opened up some additional legal pathways can you talk about those so they're trying this totally new idea of as long as you have a sponsor who will take you, we'll let you fly here legally to the city of your choice. Let's say you want to go to Chicago and we'll give you a legal permit to be here for two years at work so it's sort of an incentive because it's a way better situation than crossing the border and immediately being put in immigration court You were recently at the border where people are using this app

2:09:36 to apply for these appointments? How is it working, what are some of the problems that folks are facing and also what is life like for people on that side of the border. It's interesting, we haven't actually tried using a mobile app to do border management before. And like any other app that you download on your phone it is not perfect. People every day in the morning they log on to try and get an appointment there are new appointments made available everyday let's say at about 9am but there are so many people trying at the same time that stalls, you know it goes gray or gives you a 504 error. Sometimes this is a big issue that the government's been trying to solve there are lot of migrants let say from Haiti who have darker facial complexions and you have to take a picture to prove its you before you get your appointment and it struggles I mean with those darker complexion sometimes doesn't recognize people spaces. Okay so first thing solved years ago but they can seem to solve it with their... You can..I'd like to know what this app cost to develop

2:10:36 Oh, I shudder to think of that. But the...I like the it gives a 504 error Does this nitwit even know what a 504 errors? That means the server is timing out because it's shite! That means your server just isn't responding It's not 404 that the page doesn't exist a 504 gateway timeout error which means it's not the servers not responding She's not gonna go into that Oh, but the cavalierness. It's less like other apps it goes grey... Yeah that's true very cavalier the way she spoke of the other apps But it really uh There are plenty of apps that work fine! It accentuates exactly what I said oh just get a ticket you can come in here and get a work visa for two years Man yeah we know how that goes man spend 2 years learning English and then your good to go Good to Go Wow

2:11:32 Get a driver's license in California, no problem. Well it is replenishing our stock especially with the... Our own people refusing to reproduce or sterilizing your kids. Sterilize your kids! It's what the bankers want and then you can pay their medical bills for the rest of YOUR life Man that's just oh okay all right beautiful Beautiful. It's just beautiful. All right, a couple things we have definitely to talk about... We haven't talked about the leaker? Oh yes we do have to talk it well

2:12:15 I think we also need to talk about the Mike Morrell thing. Oh no, yeah that flows... The leaker flows into Mike Morrell it's all in it's all either and the lack of clips Yeah, I have some is good because the lack of clips on the mainstream media is really sketchy For the for the Mike Morelle stuff It's a complete news blackout which they blacked it out which okay so Well, you're better off reading in the newsletter that last news letter. All I wrote about was the Mike Morrell Let's let's do Mike Morell. Let's just do Mike Morel. I want to do Mike morel so first of all

2:12:56 Oh boy, I sound like Elon Musk. You do! I was thinking the same thing. Wait let me just get into... So we thought that this was a pure takedown of Joe Biden it seems that because the Mike Morrell thing is kind of being hushed up maybe it's a little more than that What it seems to me as we understand the story of Mike Morrell, when the Hunter Biden laptop story broke quite swiftly there were 50... You know what? It would be interesting to play one of those clips. Let me see. 50 Intel. I wonder if we have that. Hot shots like Michael Hayden!

2:13:41 Intel laptop. I wonder what those clips were titled? Hunter Laptop... Well, I think they were incorporated mostly in news coverage. I guess they were so there were 50 intelligence leaders 50 plus yeah Yeah Who all signed this letter and this letter always clearly it's right as all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation All the hallmarks of Russian disinfo now We learned from the Senate Intelligence Committee which of course is now run by Republicans No It's not

2:14:17 No, the Senate. Oh the Senate you're right the senate but it's that it's two Republicans on the Senate committee who have unleashed this information Yeah You can still do that Hold on a second I think I have a mini cut This is what was happening and this is from The date here is March of 2022. Hunter Biden, this laptop that intelligence officials have warned is likely Russian disinformation I get pretty fired up about how this works because look if the New York Post tells you your mom loves you You should check it out We are not talking about fully reliable sources here It feels like a repeat from last cycle but her emails again and its kind of ridiculous Featuring all the usual suspects

2:15:03 Hunter Biden, mysterious emails Ukrainian businessman dot-dot Hold on we have I found another clip. Incriminating evidence allegedly found on a laptop belonging to Biden Some sort of Russian disinformation campaign effort One eternity later... Biden emails finally authenticated according to the New York Times It's rewind time. It's a lie! Altered or fake? Unverified emails The story did not quite land due to the lack of verification. Listen, what can't be verified? The laptop Why you said that Well because it can be verified I don't even want to report this This is one of the most powerful families in Washington Liz, I'm a journalist Okay I would love if you guys would start doing that verification No we're not going to do your work for you It's a journalists job Not anymore

2:15:54 For all we know, these emails are made up. Not really stories just pure distractions no serious journalist should fall for it. It's a journalists job to find out if this is verified The bottom line is we cannot confirm the story Experts say the emails can not be authenticated The mainstream media is not reporting on this story because we can't authenticate this material Um uh... The Hunter Biden laptop material is genuine Genuine genuine. Obviously disinformation. So obviously a Russian plot, tell me why it's so obviously a Russian plot to you? This is just classic textbook Soviet Russian tradecraft at work Right exactly and this is classic very classic Russian disinformation This is so good to have this in retrospect! This is your no agenda show by the way In case someone asks you Best podcasting universe It's in the leaked documents Look around for a wrinkled piece of paper

2:17:07 So yeah, that was what the media was doing. Just incessantly non-stop Russian disinformation can't be verified can't be authenticated and now it turns out... And by the way let's stop for a second you and I both had gotten various copies of some of the files from this thing oh yeah it was you didn't need to verify it was Hunter Biden mostly videos Yeah Of him cavorting with these hookers and masturbating on the camera. Sex workers, John. Sex workers. It was... sexual workers. He was smoking crack and his teeth were rotted out, and I mean it went in there's all these documents there was tons of emails and it was and oh can't be verified what do you need to verify? What specifically on this laptop on these... And meanwhile they of course they slammed Giuliani and Giuliani was completely more or less cancelled. They're gonna arrest him!

2:18:13 And you see now that BuzzFeed, who were part of all of this very, very... especially with the PP tape and all that and the dossier against Trump. They're now basically out of business Yeah, there's no news. There's no buzzfeed news that fired everybody. They were taking off the last budget I guess from the CIA or somebody. That's right it was done. So okay so now we learn from the Senate Intel Committee that Mike Morrell testified behind closed doors he said well you know Anthony Blinken asked me to write this up and I did and you know why he did of course because he foolishly thought

2:18:54 that he would become CIA director. That's obvious! Oh, yeah it is really obvious and he even says well you know I wanted Biden to win so that's why wrote this up everybody signed on all these all the Clapper Brennan all these guys Horrible the media, you know that's actually a four minute mega cut I only played a minute and a half of the media just going on and on and on about can't be true It's not true. Can't be verified And you know we were able to verify it easily very easily from you would verified a lot of things

2:19:31 Apparently. So now, as we say the dolls are dancing in the old country. The popo popo just sang on a donza. Tonight the White House responding to claims from an anonymous whistleblower insisting President Biden has upheld his commitment to let the Justice Department handle the investigation into his son Hunter free from any political interference. Alleged crimes were investigated. In fact, I was told not to investigate the insinuation is that Attorney General Garland himself has something to do with that and it flows over into this letter from Mike Morrell The whistleblower claims that preferential treatment in politics are improperly infecting decisions and protocols in the investigation

2:20:26 The person who sources describe as a senior IRS agent directly involved in Hunter Biden's case says he has evidence including emails and other communication, but that he won't reveal it until he gets federal whistleblower protections. He feels like some of the steps in the investigation have been compromised by political motivations and other things like conflicts of interest. and kept in place by Attorney General Merrick Garland as proof he would not be meddling in the investigation. I have pledged not to interfere with that investigation, and I have carried through on my pledge Today on Capitol Hill members of both parties say they're taking the whistleblower claim seriously Anyone who steps forward identifies themselves in a whistleblower capacity is doing it at some risk politically or personally

2:21:25 And so I take it seriously. They don't always pan out to be something worthwhile, but we should take them seriously." Yeah there's a lot of downplaying well you know might not be yeah we'll have to see where that is. So unbeknownst to us after nine years Mike Morrell left CBS a month ago. Isn't that convenient? And when you hear his sign-off from the Mike Morrell podcast, it has a name which I think now I'm kind of pissed that I was not subscribed to this podcast and listening all the time here's his sign off before we sign off this week I want to share some important news after nine terrific years

2:22:12 I've recently decided to take a step back and leave CBS News. Now, do you think he was asked to step back John? Or did he have a better gig somewhere than a podcast? Well, obviously you know and CBS News is connected. Yeah he was given the opportunity to do something else on the conditions because he's going to go back into having signed a bunch of secret stuff that he has this sign off on it can't talk about anything. He was asked us to step down and then quit the podcast both so that means he's got some important gig coming up well I'm guessing it's gonna be in the private sector? I'm not so sure

2:22:55 I want to thank CBS News for giving me the opportunity to be an on-air commentator beginning in 2014 and for taking on my podcast in 2018. Intelligence Matters has thrived at CBS, growing a loyal global audience and winning notable accolades. None of this would have been possible without the help I've received from many people most importantly our executive producer Olivia Gazis and senior podcast producer Jamie Benson both of whom have been with me for the past five years at CBS. They have become friends as well as colleagues, thanks also to our current associate podcast producer Reggie Bazile. Dude how many producers are working on this thing? What a big mistake! My most important... This is a common complaint by us. Yes you can't have... We had 10 producers okay whatever. Associate podcast producer. My most important thanks go to you our listeners

2:23:54 Wait for it. All the choices we've made, from the topics we've tackled to the guests we've had on and to the questions we've asked have been made with you in mind and with the help of your valuable feedback. We hope we have helped keep you informed about and interested in the critically important national security issues facing our country. What's next for the podcast? I hope to be able to continue these important discussions and to keep the podcast going I will keep you informed on Twitter from my personal handle at Michael J. Morrell Thanks for listening, I'm Michael Morell and this has been another episode of Intelligence Matters.

2:24:50 And now a month... Now was this before or after he made the testimony? This is, well I don't know. This is a month ago so I would say after he made the testimony but of course before. I bet it's just before and the testimonies are more payback on his side Here we go CBS News has learned Hunter Biden's attorneys are set to meet with the Justice Department and the US Attorney in Delaware next week President's son is being investigated for potential tax crimes And it comes as Democrats are firing back tonight against allegations of an orchestrated effort to debunk the Hunter Biden laptop story. Here's CBS' Catherine Herridge. Come on, pixie girl! Three weeks before the 2020 presidential election The New York Post reported on the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop alleging he used his father's position for personal gain a claim that President's son has denied

2:25:41 Days later, more than 50 former intelligence officials released a statement that the laptop had all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation. At the final presidential debate then candidate Biden cited the letter from Intel officials to push back against then-President Trump's attacks. There are fifty former national intelligence folks who said that what this he's accusing me of is a Russian plan. According to a letter released by Republican chairman of two House committees, former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morrell told congressional investigators the days after the laptop story Secretary of State Antony Blinken then a Biden campaign advisor reached out to morale Republicans say that conversation set in motion the events that led to the former intelligence officials public statement

2:26:32 It is not a State Department issue. While the State Department deflected questions, today House Democrats released what they described as more of Morrell's interview claiming Republicans cherry-picked excerpts to smear Secretary Blinken and Morell testified Blinken did not direct suggest or insinuate that he write the laptop statement The White House went further, accusing House Republicans of weaponizing their power to re-litigate the 2020 election. We asked Mike Morrell who is a former CBS News contributor if the characterization of his congressional interview is accurate and he declined to comment. Okay so House Intelligence Committee I'm sorry was wrong house not Senate so they had the total ability to do that

2:27:17 So the Republicans, morons that they are. They're trying to go after Abe Lincoln where The real smoking gun here is Mike Morrell why why do you even care about Blinken? Well, the way it's presented Blinken and Biden came up with the scheme. Yeah And then pass it on to Morrell to execute and that was before the debate That has to be no It happened right at the time once the Biden laptop once a laptop came out They actually probably when they when the FBI picked it up in 2019 they were working on this right? Right

2:28:00 So they had to get it started quick and get everyone to sign off, and everyone did. They all signed off okay whatever And so now this is completely blacked out from anything except probably Tucker Carlson and maybe the five! And Hannity! All the screamers Well Tucker Carlson was covering it but to no avail No Yeah It's great. It says completely blacked out nobody wants to talk about it Uh...it's embarrassing The whole thing is a fiasco to the least. Do you know what that is also not being talked about? The fact that, I forgot the guy's name...the January 6th Shaman He was released! They let him out early We talked about that on this show No we didn't! Hello?! We're a podcast, we're no better than Mike Morrell Top intelligence- former top intelligence official now relegated to podcaster

2:28:56 But then 60 minutes has a teaser for tonight's show this yes I'm just so before it loses train of thought if Morel is gonna be relegated to podcast Don't you think his podcast might get good? I'd like to let's sign him to the network. Let's put them on no agenda stream calm Absolutely, okay BAM Rose are you around Ben rose get that podcast on the stream? Oh So tonight on 60 minutes, guess what psychological operation they're gonna throw on us now? Who is Ray Epps

2:29:33 A former member of the Oath Keepers who served in the Marine Corps and was an ardent Trump supporter, or at least he was until conservative media post-January 6th began insinuating that he was a government plant for the Deep State. What exactly was the role of Ray Epps in the chaos on January 6? No matter how many times they push this conspiracy theory... This lie It'll never become truth. So they're going to completely exonerate Ray Epps tonight on 60 Minutes? 60 minutes has lost its way!

2:30:09 Well, but this I mean they have to they have to do it because this guy's just dangling out there He's a real problem. So they have yeah here in the problem that gotta do something. They got a clear sure let them do it Unbelievable. I mean pretty funny This guy literally is their you know directing people and his video evidence don't believe your lying eyes people has great There shameless now, they just don't care Yeah, well now when you got Scott Pelley and I mean Scott Pelley was kind of ousted from the network news because he was so annoying and obvious anti-trumper. Okay a few things on Ukraine since that war is still happening there's this weird story which there's only a Greek source backed up of course by Russian

2:31:04 publications that the Russian hypersonic missile Kinzhal, K-I-N-Z-H-A-L managed to hit the joint Ukrainian NATO control and communication center installed at a depth of 130 meters. reportedly housed over 300 people, most of them British and Poles. Some Americans and representatives of private companies that support communications and data transmissions. Apparently the first massive strike against NATO personnel not known how Western capitals reacted as there's been no response." I mean this could be total horse crap! It could be true though... And Seymour Hersh has another sub stack, and as we predicted

2:31:52 The West fully aware of its arms to Kiev ending up in the black market and isn't it interesting that now all of a sudden we have stuff blowing up in Africa? Sudan. Sudan where all this stuff, all of this stuff has gone too I have a Sudan update clip. Okay, it's from PBS let's do it. With the bloody battle for control of the North African nation of Sudan entering its second week The Sudanese army says that helping evacuate foreign diplomats and civilians aboard military aircraft But the American embassy there says it's too dangerous for the estimated 16,000 private US citizens trapped in Sudan to travel and urge them to shelter indoors. Explosions and gunfire rang out across the capital Khartoum today even as the warring sides said they'd agreed to a cease-fire for the three day Muslim holiday marking the end of Ramadan The World Health Organization says that more than 400 people have died including one American

2:32:53 So, what I...in general everyone is poorly informed about Africa. So Sudan we know there's Sudan and there's South Sudan if I recall correctly South Sudan is where all the oil is and Sudan itself you have to pass through Sudan with the oil So it's been like this weird, you know two countries. Where is Clooney? Yes! Where is Clooney with his satellite project?! Exactly! You're so right what is that thing called again? Hold on a second I can't remember Clooney... We probably have a Clooney clip Oh you better believe it uh Clooney Sudan It's gotta be man we got a lot of Clooney clips Well the first thing is we have

2:33:47 He's a spy. What was his... he had that eye in the sky, what was that thing called? Yeah, I don't remember. But it was a big deal at the time. Oh! It's gonna solve everything. Yeah...it was like a private satellite system that he was running. Sure. Alright anyway so they have these two countries Sudan and South Sudan The way i recall is South Sudan has all the oil but has to travel through Sudan To get up north So it seems to me That this is a proxy war of sorts And kind of smells like we're part of it

2:34:35 And is it possible that we're going to enter Sudan officially now that we have people to rescue? A lot of Americans there, like 18 thousand or something. Right but wouldn't that be a great reason to enter officially now that you know we've got something going on there that's a real problem I don't know how they're gonna pull that off Well keep our eye out But i think your right about weapons all going to Sudan instead of Ukraine Yes Oil or nothing, dealing with South Sudan's bleeding finances. Yeah they're in trouble there and you know this is always going to be two military guys fighting it out

2:35:20 And we keep seeing the same shot of a jet fighter that flies across the deck. Yeah, I saw this shot too. There's two jets fighters one chasing the other or... That's all we got! That's all we got! So let's check out Ukraine and Russia and well you know everybody is hanging out at Rammstein! Ukraine's western allies have been meeting at Rammstein airbase here in Germany to coordinate support for Kiev in its battle against the Russian invasion US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and top U.S General Mark Milley say Ukraine's partners stand united on providing weapons and other equipment to Kiev for the long haul. Austin gave this summary of recent arms deliveries to Ukraine. Our collective efforts have made a huge difference on the battlefield, now in just a few short months the contact group has delivered more than 230 tanks

2:36:21 more than 1,550 armored vehicles and other equipment and munitions to support more than nine new armored brigades. We've also expedited our M1 Abrams timelines to supply Ukraine with more armor capability in the coming months And the M-1s that the Ukrainians will use for training will arrive here in Germany in a next few weeks In all of this is huge progress. Wow! Huge progress everybody, let's see what ABC... that was Deutsche Welle of course, let's see what ABC has to say about it Now to the war in Ukraine Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announcing that the US will soon begin training Ukrainian troops on Abrams tanks About 250 Ukrainian troops will travel to Germany for the 10-week training The U.S. has pledged 31 Abrams tanks a major step in arming Kiev

2:37:19 They could be on the battlefield by the fall. Yeah, ABC's all over it. Give us some information about the dumb Russians, ABC! Meantime Russia is acknowledging they bombed one of their own cities. Surveillance cameras capturing the moment a Russian warplane accidentally dropped a bomb on Belgorod near the Ukrainian border fortunately missing buildings and traffic nearby but three people were injured in the blast through a car on top of a supermarket I love that. It's through a car on top of the supermarket, okay Now what we're not hearing about is the unhappiness of many countries in Europe Particularly Poland is not happy about what's going on remember they have a million refugees They're the staging area for all of this nonsense all this war

2:38:07 And now this. The government has decided to ban the import of grain into Poland along with dozens of other agricultural products. This includes eggs, milk meat and sugar although Turkey brokered a deal with Russia allowing ships carrying grain to leave through Ukraine's southern Black Sea ports There is a significant export backlog, favouring exports across its European land borders. But it's forcing down the price of Polish produce Farmers came out in protest on Wednesday, demanding urgent measures. This Ukrainian grain and other products are going to end up excluding us from the market even though they were produced according to different standards and at different costs. And the EU is just letting it happen."

2:38:59 Hungary also announced a similar ban on Saturday. This comes after a letter to the European Commission last month signed by Poland, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria and Slovakia asking them to consider tariffs. Kiev has responded to Poland's announcement saying they understood the difficulty for Polish farmers but that situation is even harder for their own – also saying that Poland's ban went against existing bilateral agreements In making the announcement, Warsaw added that they were ready to enter into talks and that they remain unchanged friends and allies of Ukraine. Since the beginning of the war Poland has sent a great deal military aid and taken in more than 1 million Ukrainian refugees. I don't understand all this talk for months and months about oh the grain, oh the grain, the breadbasket of the world! And it's all just been going through Poland now they're like hey you know stop it now

2:39:59 You know, it's just not if it makes sense. Thank you for your expert opinion John C DeVore! Sorry but its like one thing after another with this bull crap It is...it is Alright before we take our final break here to thank some people and do our meetups We have to talk about the intelligence leaker The leaker The big bad leaker There's so much information By the way thanks for sending me all of those documents you had I told you i'd get something to ya, didn't say it was gonna do it with alacrity. You've got nothing to me! Zero no one! All I have is five screenshots still... Okay okay he'll get something New reporting tonight that the accused leaker of classified information began posting secrets more than a year ago WHAT?!

2:40:47 Shortly after Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the New York Times says it discovered that Airman Jack Tishera allegedly began sharing military secrets as far back as February 2022 to a chat group containing 600 members. The newspaper quoted Tishera boasting of his special access to secrets I have a little more than open source info. Perks of being in a USAF intel unit, he said seemingly referring to his job as an IT specialist in an Air Force intelligence wing and hinting that he used his IT access to get information. I'm sorry...I'm taking exception to this report by NBC? Did they say

2:39:59 You know, it's just not if it makes sense. Thank you for your expert opinion John C DeVore! Sorry but its like one thing after another with this bull crap It is...it is Alright before we take our final break here to thank some people and do our meetups We have to talk about the intelligence leaker The leaker The big bad leaker There's so much information By the way thanks for sending me all of those documents you had I told you i'd get something to ya, didn't say it was gonna do it with alacrity. You've got nothing to me! Zero no one! All I have is five screenshots still... Okay okay he'll get something New reporting tonight that the accused leaker of classified information began posting secrets more than a year ago WHAT?!

2:40:47 Shortly after Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the New York Times says it discovered that Airman Jack Tishera allegedly began sharing military secrets as far back as February 2022 to a chat group containing 600 members. The newspaper quoted Tishera boasting of his special access to secrets I have a little more than open source info. Perks of being in a USAF intel unit, he said seemingly referring to his job as an IT specialist in an Air Force intelligence wing and hinting that he used his IT access to get information. I'm sorry...I'm taking exception to this report by NBC? Did they say

2:41:26 Though perks of being in a USAF Intel unit, he said seemingly referring to his job as an IT specialist in an Air Force intelligence wing and hinting that he used his it access to get information. Okay? The job I have lets me get privilege above most intel guys. He wrote Tushara claimed he was hunting through classified computer networks for intelligence on the Ukraine war, including material from the National Security Agency and GCHQ, the UK's digital spying department. When one chatroom member urged him not to abuse his access to secrets, he is said to have replied... too late! Man there has gotta be so much out there Wrinkled papers everywhere Including?

2:42:14 Are spying on South Korea, Korea and I picked up a report from Ariang news in Korea. Regarding the dozens of highly classified recently lead military documents the US says it's reviewing the matter that's according to the Pentagon on Sunday in a written interview with South Korea's Yonhap News Agency. The department said it was looking into the leak and that it has asked the Justice Department to launch an investigation Last Friday, a new batch of photos of wrinkled documents apparently originated... A new batch of photos of wrinkled documents Wow, that's good. To launch an investigation last Friday a new batch of photos of wrinkled documents apparently originating from the Pentagon was shared online They revealed information seemingly obtained by US spy agencies on a wide range of matters including Russia's invasion of Ukraine and also info on key allies like South Korea And Israel which could hurt diplomatic ties

2:43:11 Citing the leaked documents, The New York Times detailed a conversation between then-President Yoon Seok-yol's Secretary for Foreign Affairs and his national security advisor that the government was quote, "...murdering concerns that the U.S would not be the end user if South Korea were to comply with a US request for ammunition." In February, the U.S had reportedly inquired about purchasing ammunition from South Korea but the administration was worried about supplies reaching Ukraine and going against its long-standing policy of not supplying weapons to countries at war The Times noted that details of the discussion between top advisors of South Korea's president were based on signals intelligence —a term used by spy agencies—to describe intercepted communications from phone calls to electronic messages

2:43:58 The papers also contain plans by Russian mercenaries, the Wagner Group to operate in Africa and how the Israeli foreign intelligence agency Mossad had encouraged its staff and members of the public to participate in the anti-government protests that took place across the country. In March. How I like that last little bit. The Mossad encouraged their staff and families to participate in the anti BB Netanyahu protest? Yeah. Isn't that interesting Yeah, well we talked about that before. Oh yeah by the way I love thank you all so much for sending me your updates from Israel here's usually how the emails go Well that was pretty bad your analysis let me explain in short what's going on and then there's 8000 words That neither John or I can understand

2:44:51 Well, that's unimportant. It's all ant-fucking! Yes exactly and we have listeners who are pro and against and I would say the most egregious part is that very few of you go into these so called allegations of corruption which is really compared to US politicians and media collusion as we just heard it's pretty tame I think all of our Israeli listeners are all agents. They're almost odd That would make some sense And we do have a few people who think and I want you to go to the notes

2:45:46 And go to the last note in the pile, which is a knighting note. Yes. It's at the very bottom and the guys name is pronounced Reese even though it's spelled Weiss Oh, really? It's... oh yeah, Reese. Yes I have it! Do you want me to read that now? Yeah! Good day John Adam with this check it looks like I finally reached knighthood status after 34 quarterly payments of $30 starting in 2015 beautiful just beautiful congratulations Please bestow upon me the title of Sir J. Dubb, Knight of the Long Way Round and FEMA Region Number 3 as for the banquet I have simple tastes mutton and meat and enthusiastic wench are sufficient! I'll give you John's personal wench

2:46:35 If we're still doing rings, size 9.5 would make a good pinky ornament I'll leave a nice imprint on the lower lip when i punch somebody in the mouth Happy birthday to you this month John Say hello to Adam for me Hello! I do have requests for business karma For the non-linear engineering The American one with the boring webpage Nlang.com L E N G dot com I'm still trying to get things back up to speed after COVID. I can use all the help i get nleng.com in the morning regards he says Jeff Rees alright I'll get all of the, uh...I'll get everything prepared here for the roundtable and for the meetups if you will go through the donations. Yes! And we start with that Northwest Indiana Meetup came in with 160 bucks it's kind of a thank-you note some love from the meetup it says in the morning very nice Jason died but we don't have a winner of any competition or raffle Jason Bible BYBEL in Austin Texas $112 dollars 120 dollars and 12 cents Seth

2:47:35 Tandet in Richmond, Virginia. $114 and 23 cents got a birthday list here and thank you for the source of the news that matters. Rion Schultz in Albion Michigan he's this is 105 dollars hits his interest I haven't to read this I'm a cannabis extraction engineer whoa That interesting? I like that. Yes, I want to talk to him out. I want to know what he's up to. Cannabis extraction engineer yeah very interesting more details need you sir goose cadaver $100 and 33 cents. Goose

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2:49:15 5930... 5993 which is turned upside down and it says eggs. Got notification that Too Many Eggs was up, yes Too Many Eggs is now shipping you can go to toomanyeggs.com if you don't mind. Now shipping! You're getting a copy of the book shortly Me? Yeah Oh good that's interesting you say that because Tina said hey man how come Mimi hasn't sent us a copy of her book Yes, Jay doing descending Mimi sits around She's on a new book Mimi sits around she said she was signing them. She was doing uh-oh Yeah, she's signing like nuts but now she's got a new book what's the new book no wheat? Oh You know what can I just say something I think

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2:50:53 Srinas, oh our buddy Shree... Shreemerti. Murty! Hey Murty! Murty the Brahmin in Culpeper Virginia of all places. Murty the Brahman. Murty the Brahman 5271. Barron Surhey gives me grief I can't believe people still donate the way we insult them Well you know he's an Indian it is amazing that he is giving us anything Oh man yes so true And well, he would admit it. He's not going to deny the situation. Baron Sir Henry in Rancho Palos Verdes California 5242 John Mahala in Columbia Pennsylvania $50 and 50 cents It was a birthday donation for himself nice Forrest Martin 5005

2:51:43 Andrew Benz, 5005 in Imperial Missouri. Daniel Leboy in Bath Michigan these are all $50 donators starting with Daniel Leboy Sir Daniel and Julian Robbins in Aptos California and Sarah Trendi in Richmond Virginia and Tatiana Prince in Hollywood Florida and Sir Patrick Maycombe in New York City and Robert Hannah in Poway California and Bark Beatwalder in Wiggle North Brabant Holland. Donald Locke in Pottsville, Pennsylvania Michael Romano in Sebastopol California Alexa Delgado in Aptos California. You should go see Julian he's also an Aptos John Lawrence and Helots, Texas David Perdue in Snow Hill North Carolina Kate Haskell in San Rafael California Gaucho Woodworking in Redondo Beach, California

2:52:38 Rita Harrington in Sparks, Nevada Louie Lungo and Ewing New Jersey Ryan Smith in Raleigh North Carolina Daniel Lind in Humboldt Texas with a birthday and you're on the list Sir Baron Alan Bean in Beaverton Oregon Michael Statham parts unknown and last but not least max With again parts unknown. He did send a note in and It's noted. Thank you! Yes, thank you all very much we also wish Ashley Speed a lot of luck this weekend as she is driving in the Toyota class and she has no agenda race car that's an open cockpit open wheeled car that's like a serious race car she's got there yeah she's in it as an indie type car I think That's pre-indie if she can do well on this and she's been winning She'll be in the Indianapolis 500

2:53:34 And I've got friends there, so we can help. We can help." You know, she's like throw oil in front of her competitors and stuff. I got to have friends. I have friends in the business put my oil up their wheels So uh, i'm very pleased with there's a beautiful no agenda logo on her car Thank you very much We're so happy and proud of you And thank you to all these donors and thanks everyone who came out under 50 That is always for either reasons of anonymity A lot of people do want to stay anonymous or because you're on one of those many Sustaining donations are incredibly important to us, especially in the slower days which does happen around tax time. Thank you all so much if you'd like to become a producer or executive or associate executive producer of No Agenda which gives you a forever credit real Hollywood level title there go here. Devorak dot org slash N A Big service goes everybody who needs it. You've got karma

2:54:32 And here we go with the birthdays. David A. Sampeo wishes his beloved dad a happy birthday, he turned 60 today! Happy Birthday! Lee North also celebrating today John Fitzpatrick turns 66 today. Fo Diddlee will be turning 50 on the 28th Seth Tandon wishes his daughter Hollis a happy birthday. She's turning 11, happy birthday Hollis! Sydney Holmeyer wishes her son Mark Berkowitz a happy birthday John Mahala is turning 50 and Daniel Lydd is also celebrating we say Happy Birthday to him and everybody here from the best podcast in the universe! It's your birthday yeah! Title changes

2:55:13 We have one title change to take care of Dame Elizabeth of the Hudson Valley becomes a baronet this today as she called it herself a double dame so I had the Double D Dame yes that is called a Baron at this in our business congratulations and thank you Baronetess Dame Elizabeth of the Hudson Valley for supporting the best podcast in the universe. We have no dames, unfortunately we do have two knights to bring up on the podium today and were going to be... Whoa! Bring out that blade boy! Here you go Nice

2:55:50 Jeff Reese and Phone Diddley. Both of you get up on the stage here, thank you very much for supporting The Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more no matter how long it took you we appreciate it It's all cumulative and I'm very proud to pronounce the K-V as Sir J Dubb Knight Of The Long Way And a wench, by request.

2:56:33 Go to noagenderrings.com, that is the website that is brand new you can find out where you can take a look at the rings anybody can go there and look at these handsome ring for knights and for dames. Go ahead and send us your ring size we got one of our knight's nine-and-a-half for his pinky ring now send it off use this form submission there and also your address will get those two years soon as possible thank you both for becoming Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable I would also like to say congratulations great job! We had quite a few meetups. I have a number of reports and a promo, and first a written report from the Nantucket Spermaceti Saturday Meetup—the first one in Nantucket—and there were three members! Two showed up...

2:57:23 Good start And we appreciate it It's unknown how many people on this island 30 miles out at sea are listening to your show and how many would show up for a meetup the next time we keep hitting people in the mouth and hoping for more on The next meet-up on the island of Nantucket. Thank you very much, and we appreciate that The no agenda family is literally everywhere Here's a report that Dame Annette of Indiana put together of the Nashville meetup that The Keeper and I were at. They did send a five-minute version, no! That was just too long here is the shorter version. This is Duke of the South welcome to the Nashville No Agenda Tax Day Meet Up Hi this is Maria Oh my gosh it says Mark 2 Hey this is Guzman in the Midwest Hey this is Emily where's the alcohol? This is Sir Michael Dunn the Baron of Southern Kentucky Hi I'm Blake from Nashville Tennessee

2:56:33 Go to noagenderrings.com, that is the website that is brand new you can find out where you can take a look at the rings anybody can go there and look at these handsome ring for knights and for dames. Go ahead and send us your ring size we got one of our knight's nine-and-a-half for his pinky ring now send it off use this form submission there and also your address will get those two years soon as possible thank you both for becoming Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable I would also like to say congratulations great job! We had quite a few meetups. I have a number of reports and a promo, and first a written report from the Nantucket Spermaceti Saturday Meetup—the first one in Nantucket—and there were three members! Two showed up...

2:57:23 Good start And we appreciate it It's unknown how many people on this island 30 miles out at sea are listening to your show and how many would show up for a meetup the next time we keep hitting people in the mouth and hoping for more on The next meet-up on the island of Nantucket. Thank you very much, and we appreciate that The no agenda family is literally everywhere Here's a report that Dame Annette of Indiana put together of the Nashville meetup that The Keeper and I were at. They did send a five-minute version, no! That was just too long here is the shorter version. This is Duke of the South welcome to the Nashville No Agenda Tax Day Meet Up Hi this is Maria Oh my gosh it says Mark 2 Hey this is Guzman in the Midwest Hey this is Emily where's the alcohol? This is Sir Michael Dunn the Baron of Southern Kentucky Hi I'm Blake from Nashville Tennessee

2:58:11 Hey, it's Dame Jennifer. Hi this is Mark and Lisa Church from Brentwood Tennessee Hey this is Franklin by Silver This is Steven West from Luzerburg Tennessee This is Mitchell Delearned of the Cumberland Valley Tennessee This is Dame Meowdeson from Orlando Florida This is Corinne from Nashville Yannick Hartwell here from Nashville Tennessee My name is Scott from Rebunk. Doodlebug from Kingston Springs, Tennessee. I'm Alan and i'm here with my wife Emily in Nashville, Tennessee This is Josh from Bowling Green Kentucky Sir Scoby the Peabob from Charlotte And his smoking hot girlfriend This is sir Rory Knight of the Duck River My name is Matthew Hi y'all it's Sarah from Brentwood

2:58:50 I'm Sandy Block, I'm a California refugee living in Nashville Tennessee. Jerry Block and im from San Diego California Hi this is Carrie This is Sir Gnoy Weaver from Newton Mississippi This is Bella im with my dad here Kelly Ann Conway Ted and Denise Polchinski From Nashville Tennessee Hello its Ralph Justin Melanie Davis Vivian Thank you for your courage This is Tacky Ted from Crossville, Tennessee. It's Bonnie Rae from Nashville, Tennessee. Hey it's Bob from Cummings Georgia I'm Nathan ITM everybody this is Mike for Murfreesboro. This is Dame Trinity. Sir Brian Willia coming to you from Nashville No agenda ceiling wax dot com From Nashville Tennessee this is Mitch and I'm Whitney sir TJ the wrathful here Ken and Bri Canadian refugees This is Dame smoking hot stew

2:59:38 In Serbian a Phil's in Nashville. This is Christy from Nashville. Hey, it's Audrey from Nashville. This is Justin from Nashville Hey, it's Tina here at the Nashville meetup I'm so glad I could be here to see all my fans and thank you to our producer for bringing me out here It's a great time in the morning to you In the morning In the morning, y'all. In the morning! In the morning! In the morning! In the morning! In the morning! In the morning everybody! Woooo in the morning! Wow... Did I just hear my wife turn me from a superstar podcast into her producer? That's very interesting

3:00:17 Thank you, Mark and Maria from Indiana. They bring the roadcaster down they do all that there's very professional and what a great meetup it was so many beautiful people Great to see you great to talk to everybody And thank you all for showing up after the last year got canceled because I got the koof now North Idaho Sanity Brigade Here's their meet-up report sir Scott the Jew here on 420 with the north Idaho's Sanding Brigade at the Selkirk Abbey. This is Fred, the gold digger trying to defrost up here Sir Eliphant's here great meetup wonderful yak burgers with goat cheese Yakity yak don't talk back Heaven in black

3:00:55 Yes, this is Meetup. I asked Spook GPT for a meet-up report and all it returned was wouldn't you like to know? There's a dude named Jeff here...I think i'm high! This is the spook from Spokane here to enjoy the North Idaho freedoms figure out how we can take them away. This is Jed with a G and my spook of Spokane boyfriend I forgot to call for my birthday for his small boobs donation. But, I love you anyway! I had an absolute blast everybody thank you very much Post Falls is a f***ing riot Sir Devo here shape-shifting back and forth now in North Idaho. Hooey hooey everyone

3:01:30 Happy 420! In case you hadn't figured it out yet, these No Agenda Meetups are really... they're a hoot. They're a hooey-hooey hoot It's great to attend one of these noagendameetups.com Here is the rather inebriated report from Cats Hole in The Netherlands Oh wait, that's the promo. That's not the report I'll have to look for the report Meanwhile do Roanoke Virginia Hi we're at Fork in the Alley in Roanoke Virginia Trains good planes bad I'm Alex Tom Starkwither I'm enjoying Roanoke Virginia Railroads and mountains This is Rob This is Sarah Hoo-ee hoo-ee Hoo-ee hoo-ee This is Becca And Brian And Brenda

3:02:13 and Mark, and Dan. Just want to let you know we got to get out of here soon because the walls are closing in. In the morning! I got the Cats Hole Meetup report. The No Agenda meet up in Cats Hole Here we go, around the tables. Sir, ja... of the sustainable food hub in Wageningen. Sir, huusgrater! Stay safe and healthy. Yeah spooks just to spook from somewhere. This is Frank aka Mike hi I love your buggered effects John. Sir Andre, night at the empty Paypal account

3:02:51 In the morning, this is Sebastian. It was my first meeting here and I loved it! Having a great time with the people here in The Dunes... In the morning! In the morning from Brabant! In the morning Sander here! That's it thanks for listening and in the morning Yes Thank you. Keep it tight people keep it tight I told you there's a lot of meetups and today You can still probably catch the three mile island evac zone meet up at Camp Hill, Pennsylvania evergreen brewing we have

3:03:31 KC's smoking hot spring barbecue that if you didn't register for that it is a private home but probably should go to NoahJenInMeetUps.com and still see if you can get in there on Thursday, that'll be our next episode Big Grove Iowa City the In The Morning Hawkeyes meetup In Iowa City, Iowa the North Georgia spring allergies meet up at 6 o'clock at hob knob at Halcyon in Alpharetta, Georgia The tri-state meetup Virginia Maryland West Virginia six o'clock at Union Jack Pub restaurant in Winchester, Virginia Spook Central the local one dinner with sir Mark the wandering knight at mother's pizzeria and Plymouth was Michigan and finally on the next show day Taylor and John moved to Mississippi meet up that is the

3:04:17 Millennial The millennial offensive and that will be their last one I guess Lincoln's Roadhouse in Denver, Colorado And we have one promo Adam John these last ten months of hosting or I must be high no agenda Toronto meetups has been an incredible experience over 100 have attended many regulars and out-of-towners Bring on number 10 In the morning Toronto, come on out to the next I must be high meetup number 10 going down at McSorley's hosted by Troy and Dee's laughs April 28th 7 o'clock. Be there

3:04:57 There you go. Those are the meetups! My goodness, these things are getting out of control. NoagendaMeetups.com if you can't find one near you start one it's e-weez easy and always a party! Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the knights and dames To be where you won't be triggered or held to blame You wanna be where everybody feels the same It's like a party I am, uh...I'm actually a little winded after all that. Just a tad. A tad winded, I would say. Are you still with me? Are you still alive? No, I am here! Yes. Let's do some ISOs. Did you bring any today? I have two. Okay. Actually, I have three technically but- Well we heard the first one it'll never make it. Well let's go with this one. Holy cow! Holy cow!

3:06:00 Not bad. I'm liking that one, okay? And then confounding! Confounding... Absolutely confounding. Stupid Scott Pelley- No, I ban him! Ban him! I have two as well Here's the first one Not so good in hindsight. I think this might be a contender for your holy cow These people are insane! Huh? It's not bad right?! It's okay. It's a little screechy I think it's people are insane. I think it's pretty good want to run with that one I mean holy cow is holy cow. That's actually quite good, too Hmm. I've got how about the rare combo? They're short. It's a little too long to do both a little too long Holy cow these people are insane let me try let me see what it sounds like let me see oh

3:06:55 Holy cow! These people are insane. Okay, all right you got it we gotta do it is what it is. It's a winner Do you have anything for a last clip or do you want to just uh? Let me see call it yeah We should play well you played the Sudan up there this play this This is the space I know I have here is the SpaceX Texas Rocket issues. This is a story we didn't talk about this aspect of the SpaceX rocket which was launched in Texas after the massive SpaceX rocket Starship exploded shortly after launching on Thursday residents of communities surrounding The launch site are raising concerns about dust and debris that have landed in their neighborhood from Texas Public Radio's

3:07:40 radio rather, Pablo de la Rosa has more. The Federal Aviation Administration is overseeing SpaceX compliance with environmental protections the agency has confirmed that a so-called anomaly response plan was activated after Starship exploded over the waters off Boca Chica Texas shortly after liftoff The plan requires SpaceX to take extra steps to coordinate with other agencies, remove launch debris from the surrounding sensitive habitats and perform a post-launch survey with qualified biologists. The FAA is not directly required to inspect or study the impacts. SpaceX CEO Elon Musk tweeted on Friday that the company may be ready to launch its next rocket in one to two months.

3:08:27 Okay. Clean up your mess, people! Yeah they didn't even have the proper permissions apparently but it's Elon he's so smart he's so smart It's Elon, he's so smart we gotta do everything Elon wants to do Alright everybody Wednesday I go in think of me please 8 a.m Central Texas time is gonna be a doozy and uh...so we will have a fabulous best-of clips of the day show on Thursday for 1550, and I do really hope to be back on Sunday. If I can keep my voice that is! Coming up next we've got unrelenting Sir Gene

3:09:12 With some other podcaster, I'm reliably informed. I think it's Darren O'Neill. Not sure anymore... Old school best of end-of-show mixes and coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region number 6 in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain. I am John C. Vorak We return with a Best Of Uh, clip of the day on Thursday right here on NO Agenda. Remember us at Dvorak dot org slash NA Until next time adios mofos a-hooey hooey and a-sash! I know a lot of people wanna send blankets, serve water. Just send your cash. Shut up! We just need cash. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

3:10:28 There are rules in the world so you gotta have to follow them. The Pope wants to be in the realty. I think he got it! Mario

3:11:30 Outro Popping bottles, popping bottles in the club. Well it's the people's coin created by geeks And you can see it double for half an hour a week That's why there'll never be money No no, there will never be money Honey if you don't believe me You can count the days till they crash

3:12:21 Now if everyone buys, we'll all be free But the government law says there won't ever be That's why I'll never be money No no way will I never be money Honey you don't believe me? Even count the days of the trash I got a big horn blue There is no story bigger this week than Facebook and its perpetual problem with fake news. One person's fake news is another person's news! We are not serious about facts, and what's true and what's not You faked with me

3:13:00 No. You faked it! I faked it If we can't discriminate between serious arguments and propaganda, then we have problems That whole thing the whole production was all an act Fake, fake, fake, fake I'm shocked Jerry just remember It's not a lie if you believe it Don't laugh Why are you laughing? Shut up Shut up! Don't worry. Be happy.

3:13:55 The best podcast in the universe! Mofo. Dvorak dot org slash N A Holy cow These people are insane