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00:00 He's like, shut up. Shut up! Shut up you be quiet and the guy goes You don't own me! Adam Curry John C Devorah It's Thursday November 24th 2011 time for your Gidmonation Media Assassination episode 359-er This is no agenda Celebrating the war holiday here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the Lone Star State. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's Turkey Day! I am John C. DeVorek Hey You know a hit at the end there little stinger in the morning to you John and happy Thanksgiving And happy Thanksgiving to you, and Happy Thanksgiving dull ships at sea and boots on the ground and feet in the air And of course our human resources wide over yes or human resources who do not celebrate worldwide A lot of them are showing up

00:55 In the chat room at noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net You know I'm so conditioned by this program to think of Thanksgiving as a fake holiday that Mickey was looking at me this morning Miss Mickey was looking and she had cocked her head to the side She's like uh... Happy Thanksgiving? You should tell her that this is not the one you wake up to and say happy Thanksgiving. She said nice Christmas. We say that every year I'm sorry, Happy Thanksgiving. It's a little thing you and her... I guess now I'm a douche now I totally screwed it up. And? Everybody

01:32 The president, this is quite amazing actually what has happened with this holiday and we talk about this every single year. It's a fake holiday John will give you the genesis of Thanksgiving which we're always happy to To give to you, but I thought the president. Uh...I thought the way he twisted this holiday into The war holiday is just fantastic Because of course every year on Thanksgiving what do we do John? We always thank the troops Yeah, that's what were thankful for From my family to yours i'd like to wish a happy thanksgiving Like millions of Americans Michelle, Malia Sasha and I will spend the day eating great food Watching a little football

02:16 and reflecting on how truly lucky we are. Like all elites will be doing some people doing other things like I don't know, working you know volunteering as Americans each of us has our own list of things and people to be thankful for but there's some blessings We all share what's that? We're especially grateful for the men and women who defend our country overseas Yes now doesn't that mean that just a war holiday well curiously it is probably more traditionally a war holiday to begin with Well, it doesn't make me feel good. Well... It's well they did that maybe the reason they concocted this cock and bull story about the pilgrims in the Indians and all the rest of it we do have a link in the show notes to a piece I wrote and rewrote a couple times I have the 2009 edition which you can read but discusses the This is actually this is the genesis of The Nature Of Your Name Buzzkill

03:16 Because a lot of people don't get this. People who don't listen to the show, they're like what a dick! Just be- it's Thanksgiving man, don't be such a buzzkill. Um... actually let me take a look at the uh there's a couple pieces Actually, in 2004 I first put this on the blog under a blog post called Bite Me. See? Now you love Thanksgiving but for the moment don't think it's anything but somewhat phony and artificial holiday since its our only true de facto two day holiday more than makes up for any flaws but let's not be fooled by the pilgrim nonsense that termed thanksgiving was brandished

03:51 throughout the US history and officially codified by Lincoln in 1863 at the behest of activist writer Sarah Hale. Before 1863 there was no Thanksgiving per se, but a lot of proclamation giving thanks for this and that all called Thanksgiving there are virtually no Thanksgiving events from the Thomas Jefferson administration until Sarah revisited the dying idea. No Thanksgiving for you! Her rationale was that Americans didn't have enough holidays. The Lincoln Thanksgiving was justified as a celebration of the North's victory in winning the Battle of Gettysburg and had absolutely nothing to do with pilgrims or anything of that sort, that nonsense was all reverse engineered by sentimentalists

04:33 even the first supposed thanksgiving in sixteen twenty one did you know there's a really tough for jets thrown the suffragette somewhere that we need i don't have not been affected those poor women are uh... listen to it three day one shot party modeled after something called harvest home it wasn't called thanksgiving harmon or harvest home was the end of our harvest party celebrated in parts of the british isles this party didn't happen again in fact until most invited at Until I got some citation here. Yeah, most of the invited Indian guests in the to the night 1621 event were later butchered by the growing population of settlers Thanks. Hey, thanks So wait a minute when you thanked him and then we killed them is that how it works? There's no thanks involved as his harvest home The one documented Thanksgiving was a one-shot celebration to be held on June 20th

05:25 1676 Thanksgiving was used more as a generic term for taking an ad-libbed holiday. There were some references to it being an occasional homage to the pilgrims now and then, but most people thought that part was silly Jefferson was particularly annoyed by the notion I love this Anyway, I can go on it's a long piece. You can read in the show notes three five nine years old crap It's bogative when he spoke at him bogative is what it is Listen to the president this he twists this thing around into crazy talk To all the service members eating Thanksgiving dinner far from your families and Sam people are thinking of you today Yeah

06:07 And when you come home, we intend to make sure that we serve you as well as your serving America. We're also grateful for the Americans who are taking time out of their holiday to serve in soup kitchens and shelters." Which doesn't include the first family who apparently are gonna be having a barbecue and watching some football. This is- Oh yeah, football. He said that! But he just said I'm going to be watching football. Oh but someone else is gonna be in the soup kitchen. "...making sure their neighbors have hot meal and place to stay This sense of mutual responsibility, the idea that I'm my brother's keeper. Now what is that idea that are my brothers' keeper? Isn't it isn't it the opposite? Is it I am not my brother's keeper? No you're a brothers' keeper It's a biblical thing or something yeah That I'm my sister's keeper. I'll be keeping your sisters what I've been doing Always been part of what makes our country special and it's one of the reasons the Thanksgiving tradition has endured Okay

07:02 The very first Thanksgiving was a celebration of community during a time of great hardship. And we've followed that example ever since. Even when the fate of our union was far from certain, during a civil war two world wars A Great Depression Americans drew strength from each other They had faith that tomorrow would be better than today We're grateful that they did As we gather around the table, we pause to remember the pilgrims pioneers and patriots. Pilgrims pioneers and Patriots everybody that's what it is. Pilgrims pioneers and Patriots who helped make this country what it is they faced impossible odds And yet somehow they persevered Today It's our turn

07:53 I know that for many of you, this Thanksgiving is more difficult than most. Wait! Do you think we can move this into a campaign thing? No... Yeah yeah i think we can But no matter how tough things are right now We still give thanks for that most American of blessings The chance to determine our own destiny The problems we face didn't develop overnight and we won't solve them over night but we will solve them All it takes is for each of us to do our part with all the partisanship and gridlock here in Washington. There you go, partisan gridlock in Washington! Thanks Prez! We must vote on the bill now! Yeah but listen... ...is really possible but think about what's happening at this very moment Americans from all walks of life are coming together as one people grateful for the blessings of family community and country if we keep that spirit alive

08:47 If we support each other and look out for each other, and remember that were all in this together. Then I know that we too will overcome the challenges of our time So today i'm thankful to serve as your president You know nobody you know...I've only heard you know this deconstruction of Thanksgiving On this show! On this show! I am essentially the only guy who keeps harping on it And I set ya up for it every single year 5 years in a row It's like here we go Alley-oop It's an easy one. Yeah, it is definitely an LU but jeez... Luckily our listeners understand the nature of bogative events like this So what's kind of interesting is that on this Thanksgiving week there was a lot of news A lot of things happened and typically its a very slow time C-SPAN was just so interesting I got a lot of hilarious stuff And it's the best channel on my cable box

09:47 And here I was, now I've got all the recording stuff set up and Christina came to Austin for a couple days which is really really nice. So I wanted to spend some time hanging out with her and of course the debates were on. It's gonna be another bogative debate. Wow! This thing was off-the-chart. The opening montage that CNN did for this was X factor worthy I mean it was slick, it was produced. Once you get the numbers they get the budget next thing you know... This was high-end and of course the whole thing is rigged because you know it's paid for by The Heritage Foundation. The sponsors are right there! You know? Oh I'm sorry it's sponsored by okay so that's not advertising then whatever

10:39 So the whole thing is completely rigged. It was the national defense debate, so it's all about war and let me just play a little bit of the opening montage just blew me away. Live from Los Angeles, its The X Factor Republican presidential debate If we were serious, we could break the Iranian regime I think within a year. Starting candidly with cutting off the gasoline supply to Iran and then frankly sabotaging the only refinery they have It's live television and there needs to be more of a connection so that the people who are watching television feel exactly what you're feeling. We're no longer simply trying to get through to the next round, we're now looking for stardom I believe we can do a whole lot better with... I mean could you hear any difference between X Factor and this? it was the same thing in fact Wolf Blitzer is his new name

11:38 Is, uh... I'm gonna- Well of course it's not X Factor but American Idol. I'm gonna call him Wolf Seacrest That's his new name. Wolf Seacrest And did you see Rick- You know everyone is coming out and they all get their little announcement They're like hey wolf! Hey wolf! And Rick Perry does like a gunshot at them Did you see that? Yeah It's hilarious Hey wolf, hey man how ya doing Good to be here everybody He's la- he's just beautiful I didn't notice if he winked or not Nah you couldn't see him it was from the back But um Right off the bat, first question. I was like oh my god Ron Paul got boned They screwed him so bad and i'm not sure if it was um... I think they might have done like a pre-interview somehow does that make any sense? Where they might be okay well the first question is gonna be about uh you know It'll be about The Patriot Act

12:35 And then Ron Paul, you might want to bring up Timothy McVeigh. Something happened because Newt Gingrich and they're doing it differently now. Now they have the split screen and essentially they show Ron Paul's reaction to everybody this is new This has been done in previous debates when you're trying to humiliate somebody, you do this. Oh and now CNN even put out a real of Ron Paul debate reaction clip they are so trying to discredit this guy But so you get Ed Meese who was a former, was he Secretary of Defense? No no he was like a press secretary or no he was in the Reagan administration. What did he do? Hold on a second yeah let's consult the book and know I've got him here May 21st 84 Reagan announced the intention to appoint the Attorney General to study the effect of pornography on society oh he was on the Attorney General's Commission on Pornography So he is a horned dog He is a pedo bear

13:36 And he came out with the Mies report and advised that pornography in various in the heritage foundation of course no He's the chief head honcho, but then you know for a lot of people didn't see these debates. They count on us to Attorney general for Reagan from for three years right attorney general what's up there? That's better than press secretary well You know for some reason he always reminded me of a press secretary it was is there difference It's all PR And then, you know and I mean that...I just got to play the for the people who did not see the debates and count on us to deconstruct it. This set the entire tone and the tone is essentially everyone is a raving freaking lunatic who wants to just bomb the crap out of the rest of the world except Ron Paul! That was basically the debate. Everyone's like we gotta kill him We need Patriot Act more Patriot...Patriot Act! At least 42 terrorist attacks at least huh?

14:33 At least 42? When did you count these, John? The- the 42 terrorist attacks. I don't know what he's talking about. Aimed at the United States have been thwarted since 9-11. Thwarted? Is this Meese with his question yeah come on throw a douchebag in there for us. Of course, I'll do a little douche bag. The Patriot Act had been instrumental in finding and stopping terrorists This is such a setup though it's like... And its also bogus, bogative! Shouldn't we make the tape should we expand the Patriot Act newt shouldn't we have that and listen how wolf immediately goes to Newt Newton knows this is coming it's all set up and somehow Ron Paul got trapped as just unsophisticated media

15:19 uh... trick they got played on a long-range extension of the investigative powers contained in that act so that our law enforcement officers can have the tools that they need tools we need tools speaker gingrich only this weekend there was an alleged terror plot uncovered in new york city what do you think well I think coincidence? Coincidence? Coincidence?! That uh... Attorney General Meese has raised a key point and the key distinction for the American people to recognize is the difference between national security requirements and criminal law requirements. Okay, so what he's saying here is if you're a terrorist then we should be able to drone your ass What no one goes into is actually how that's determined by the secret panel I think it's desperately important that we preserve your right to be innocent until proven guilty Except if we call you an enemy combatant If its a matter of criminal law

16:16 But if you're trying to find somebody who may have a nuclear weapon that they are trying to bring into an American city, I think you want to use every tool that you can possibly use to gather the intelligence. The Patriot Act... Which of those 42 thwarted attacks involved a nuclear weapon John? Let me think. None? It's clearly been a key part of that. Which of these were actually thwarted by authorities instead of like people? None! And I think looking at it carefully and extending it and building an honest understanding that all of us will be in danger. You're all gonna die! Oh man, this guy's pathetic. ...of our lives... This is not the rest of your lives if you're watching right now for the rest of your life you are in danger. It's going to end in a short run and we need to be prepared to protect ourselves from those who if they could would not just kill us individually but would take out entire cities All of them

17:12 All of them! If they could. But they're gonna do it, be afraid slave! So speaker just to clarify you wouldn't change the Patriot Act? No, I would not change it. I'm not aware of any specific change in needs and i'd look at strengthening because I think... Strengthening? What?! Strengthening! How can you strengthen it? It's already taken away everybody rights. No, I am sure there is a right we can remove. I think that we need to take away your rights. The right do this show by the way. That would be top on the list. The dangers are literally that great an again, I spent years... Literally, the dangers are literally that great really

17:50 Really? You're studying this stuff. You start thinking about... This is, I love it-I've been studying this stuff you know, I got Wikipedia One nuclear weapon in one American city and the scale of loss of life And you ask yourself what should the president be capable of doing to stop that? Blowing up Iran or something cool How much of The 24 Show did this guy take seriously Alllll of it It wasn't a documentary buddy And you come up with a very different answer again Very sharp division Criminal law, the government should be frankly on defense and you're innocent until proven guilty. National security, the government should have many more tools in order to save our lives. Congressman Paul I suspect you disagree now listen how...I don't know why he brings up Timothy McVeigh it must have been some kind of like... Oh! I see what you're saying so you know what I'm saying? It's like all of a sudden and Newt you can see it's a split screen he's going

18:46 I got him. Tell us why? I think the patriarchy is unpatriotic because it undermines our liberty. I'm concerned as everybody is about the terrorist attack, Timothy McVeigh was a vicious terrorist he was arrested Why did he come up with it? Why did he say that? It plays so into Gingrich's hand Terrorism still on books internationally and nationally Is a criminal, its a crime and we should deal with it We dealt with it rather well with Timothy McVeigh Twice not

19:36 our liberties for our security. I have a personal belief that you never have to give up liberty for security, you can still provide security without sacrificing our Bill of Rights." So the setup is there and now we go back to Gingrich which by the way no reason he didn't mention Newt Gingrich...which he should've gone to another person on the podium He goes back to Gingrich I want to bring others in, but do you want to respond? Respond. Why? Respond to what?! He did nothing! He didn't bring up his name that's not the rules because it is a setup Timothy McVeigh succeeded Bing! Slammed... I think there is a mole in the Ron Paul camp I think someone advised him to bring up Timothy McVeigh and ther-I think theres a mole I think somehow he got screwed on this deal No yeah okay lets go over couple of things

20:32 First of all I have never heard Ron Paul in any of these debates bring up Timothy McVeigh under any circumstances for any reason let alone twice Let alone twice out of the blue When it's not really about Timothy McVeigh and the fact that Gingrich, who is you know he is not a dummy but he is not the funniest guy in the world. Think of a comeback like that. A one-liner. And it was passed right back to him by Wolf Seacrest So I would actually assume one thing Is that the pre briefing whatever it was or what ever the mole however this was set up Paul

21:14 who is a kind of free thinker may have actually dropped the ball because they wanted to get a little debate going between the two guys and they may have done a pre-rehearsal that was gonna be different than what it was. And Paul failed to mention Gingrich's name but the script still had it going back to Gingrich! Exactly So Blitzerfall just says fuck it, you know I'm gonna go right with the original script we're gonna go right back to Gingrich instead of somebody else anybody could've said something It didn't have to be Gingrich Nope And why does Gingrich get all this time? Because he's the biggest hawk up there or you know, the next Hitler or whatever he wants to be. Yes correct! So they throw it back at him and then he has his one liner boom ready to go yeah this was rigged

21:58 It was so and just from that... They really are out to get Ron Paul. Ron Paul is the most dangerous man in America Yep, you're right But the thing is he's not gonna I actually am somewhat agreement that they just can't muster enough numbers because of all the negative publicity that they throw at him and then all the as you know um They actually smear him essentially as a nut And so I don't think he has much of a chance, but they're so afraid because you know A lot of people are re-registering as Republicans. The youth especially like in California where You know they might try to get enough people vote him in as the candidate for in the primaries Which I mean I'm gonna re-register as a Republican to vote for him Me too! By the way you have two weeks left On Monday we have to do our driver's licenses first

22:50 And then, so doing that Monday and then we're immediately... because you know when you do that you register as a Republican right there on the spot. And so anyways, so there's this fear and in fact I have a bunch of Ron Paul clips after you're done with these I want to go over a couple of them where he was sitting down with the editorial board of The Des Moines Register who are a bunch of obvious internationalists who care little about this country and they are more or less interested in What I wanted to do and i'll just play a little bit of this and maybe it's an end-of-show clip because It's rather long. This is uh, bob schieffer face the nation did you see ron paul? This is another one bob schieffer Who's obviously didn't realize what a dick he is Oh Uh went after ron paul ron paul's pushed back on a lot of this but the but the main message was the

23:40 You're an idiot! You're a freaking idiot. And he's treating Ron Paul like a child, and he's getting in his face... ...and he's just like- and Ron Paul is not having it. Like no, that's not true. No. This was from uh... I guess this was what? Last Sunday. Yeah so that's why we didn't have it on the show but you gotta see the whole interview but just listen to a couple clips here Face the Nation with Bob Neuschwager, everybody. I'm playing it straight from the YouTube group. CBS. Oh come on... Here we go. And good morning again we begin this morning with Congressman Ron Paul The polls Mr. Paul suggest that you are now in the thick of it out in Iowa What does that mean? I think Ron Paul could win

24:30 That's what I think. Yeah, I think so too and this is what nobody wants to talk about well he did it can't happen that's why Schieffer has been called in to rake him over the coals. In a statistical tie with Romney with Kane and with Mr Gingrich So i want to ask you some questions now that you're... Don't listen to what he's saying! You can't be first like he's like I gotta see some questions son. Sounds like a district attorney Yeah, you can- You kinda like this with Romney? Isn't... aren't you supposed to be like impartial or objective? This is your neutral media at work. The frontrunners we need to know more about your positions on the issues and I want to start with foreign policy How much more do we need to know?! The guy has expressed himself with more candor than anyone! Now what Bob Schieffer means is that I have to discredit you on national television here we go Posted on your website and elsewhere some of the things you have said in the debates

25:24 Suggests that you believe that 9-11 happened because of actions that the United States took so what? Do you hear what he said yet to listen very closely But what he is essentially trying to do is Trying to say Ron Paul as a 911 truther and a whack job, and there was an inside job It's like he says oh it suggests And all these like fuddy duddy words. Is that correct I Well, I think there's an influence and that is exactly what the 9-11 Commission said. That is what the DOD has said And that also what the CIA has said and that a lot of researchers have said Just remember immediately after 9-11 we removed the base from Saudi Arabia so there is a connection That doesn't do the whole full explanation but our policies definitely had an influence You talk to people who committed it those individuals would like to do us harm

26:18 uh... they say yes i we don't like american bombs to be falling on our country on our heads are the intervention that we do in their nations so did not know this is i think it's very dangerous but there are you the case that they want to do as harm because were free and prosperous I think it's a very, very dangerous. Now Schieffer is not going to have any of this now he's going right off the bat because it's not true. Well, I would question the import of what some of those commissions found that you cited there. But what does he say? He said I would question the important 9-11 commission really. Oh, that was just crap. They don't know what they're talking about. You know, I questioned that. But you sir, your nut job basically what you are saying Mr Paul, Is that it was America's fault

27:01 But 9-11 happened and it was our fault that it happened. No, I think that's a misconstruing of what I'm saying. So polite! Such a nice guy Because America is you and I And we didn't cause it The average American didn't cause it But if you have a flawed policy It may influence it Ronald Reagan went into Lebanon. He was deeply he deeply regretted this because he said if he'd have been more neutral Those Marines wouldn't have died in Lebanon because the policy was flawed The same thing that McNamara said after the Vietnam War and he wrote in his man comes that you know If we don't make a sentence policies, it won't be worth anything so I'm saying policies haven't affected

27:45 But that's a far cry from blaming America. I mean in America you're supposed to be able to criticize your own government without saying you're un-American, and that's what the implication is. But what you are saying it was the government's fault? No! That basically is what you are saying let me move on from something else Oh what a douchebag! And but Paul isn't having it he says no hold on I gotta finish something here The policy makers faults What an asshole!

28:24 I can't believe this. By the way, this is the clip that O'Reilly played and then they went after Ron Paul. Do you want to continue or just leave it for now? It's so entertaining really. I just can't believe that this is the news media. No, but it makes me irked. You know I always thought Schieffer was a journalist. A journalist! I always thought he was like, a normal guy and didn't realize he's an ideologue creep He is on the payroll man These people have no shame No This guy should be ashamed of himself

29:04 Where's the douchebag call out here? Play it. Excuse me, yeah... DOUCHEBAG! I mean what is wrong with these people? Well no, we have 12 thousand diplomats and i'm suggesting that maybe we ought to use some of them but just think how we prevented a nuclear war with the Soviets when the Soviet missiles were put in Cuba. We didn't say we're going to attack you, Kennedy and Khrushchev talked and they made a deal. You take your weapons out of Cuba will take them out of Turkey that's the kind of talk that I want? I don't...I think the greatest danger now is for us to overreact and this is what I'm fearful off

29:44 Iran doesn't have a bomb. There's no proof, there is no new information. Yeah by the way he is so right about this because you look at that International Atomic Energy Association report and they literally say we have no evidence but yeah but we got like some other countries said so it must be true and this is already being projected in the media as they've got A recent report and for us to overreact and talk about bombing Iran. That's much more dangerous We got the now Paul nails him on this I love this what the Libyans to we got the Libyan's to get rid of their nuclear power And they're nuclear weapons

30:19 and look at what happened to that so mister understand mr paul is interrupt just for a second no one has suggested in the u.s government that we are going to bomb iran what they have said is it were going to impose very tough sanctions you or against sanctions on iran is that correct yeah because sanctions other initial step toward i was opposed to all the sanctions for ten years in the bombing that uh... was occurring with iraq as i said it would lead to war and we're not but if you say nobody suggesting that why do you listen to the debates on this is a matter of all day may i correct you know i am listening to the debate does shut up slave i'm listening i mean he did i am listing these are not government people these are just candidates so there have been some candidates who've talked about that including mister romney united states government has not said were going to bomb iran i mean

31:10 that's just a fact. No, obviously they haven't said that but the implication is nothing is off the table you've heard those statements well yes let's move on because you nailed me I don't want to talk about it. Well idiot douche bag unbelievable oh yeah it just keeps on going so anyway it's in the show notes 359 or not in the show notes dot com So yeah, people can't see through this guy and these shows. I mean i'm sure that you know the thing that's annoying is that this type of show is mostly for the liberal audience and it's mostly in a liberal audiences are ones that should be listening to Ron Paul because he's really more along their lines in so far as uh... rights are concerned did you see the ron paul got mic check do you see that

32:00 Got Mike checked. Yeah, he got Mike checked and his response was beautiful Oh By the way, pretty weak mic check actually. So he's just sitting there waiting calmly and then he goes to the microphone. You feel better?

32:53 And then of course he says, hey I'm with the 99% you nuts? What are you talking about idiots. Yeah but it's so obvious that 99 percent is now this whole thing is so rigged and I still like the mic check thing It's just you know douchebags are using it and they can't get they can't get the crowd to go along with it like You know can't understand what they're saying Well they've mic checked almost everybody now yeah Obama got a mic check I'm sure you saw that one. Yeah, that was a good one He seemed completely befuddled like he never heard of this what it is. What has he never been briefed on it? Because he was completely Deer in the head why what's going on? Who is this Mike you speak of? I love...He's so lame. He's like what? Hold on Is my mic not on? Is this thing on

33:54 And you can't understand him. Then he starts going like, oh no it's okay, it's alright. Hello everybody! It's okay, Sasha and Malia doing this all the time at the dinner table that's alright That's okay But then later in the speech this is a piece that... This of course was shown everywhere and he got mic checked and handled it so well But then later in the speech after his staff told him what it was. Yeah, yeah They slipped this into the teleprompter families like yours young people Like the ones here today Including the ones who were just chanting at me chanting your the reason I ran for office in the first place. Yeah Are you chanting the poor the Buddhists here?

35:01 Well, the guy's out. You sent me an article about that actually and it was in The Wall Street Journal I'm sorry? You sent me an article from the Wall Street Journal which basically called for Obama to quit. Yeah, this is like a kind of meme. Which we have in the Red Book now for over a year. Four years ago! We predicted he would be before he was even president That's right, we said he'll become president and then quit. This is how it was going to work. It didn't take long to come up with that prediction. No. It was about two years ago

35:38 No, a year and a half. Maybe I had to look it up So anyway Ron Paul was in Iowa because he's like dangerously close to winning the thing Yeah And of course they've gone off the deep end on trying to character assassinate Mitt Romney for his For his is his He died his hair black did you see that in the debate? Yeah, I know that which is you know he's a very vain looking guy. This is the reason...I think maybe less of his Mormonism and more of this kind of...he's a weird character but anyway He did an ad campaign where he put in Obama saying if we keep talking about the economy were going to lose

36:22 Obama was quoting McCain. Right, he twisted it around right? Well it's a deceptive... but according to Lawrence O'Donnell the guy who does one of those MSNBC pieces of crap Who now by the way is completely anti-Obama It was uh no that's the other guy you're thinking of Rattigan No, no. I don't know the Lawrence O'Donnell. The guy is a Obama bot! I thought he was the one that turned? Hold on... No, no, no. Keep talking He's a huge Romney hater, a Republican hater. He's just one step away from being Ed Schwartz. He's very similar without the shouting and I'll give you an example. I have a liars medley here where he pitches about this deceptive ad

37:13 Saying it was lying. It's there was no lie involved in this ad it was deceptive and so the mainstream media didn't call him a liar anything, but O'Donnell goes nuts And I could had to clip this thing went for five or six minutes So I had to clip it down to about a minute and I can assure anyone I did not add sometimes when I do a clip um emphasize something a guy does by repeating it There's not one bit of that in here. All I did was take stuff out and this is what this maniac sounded like We showed you the Romney lie last night by the liars at the Romney campaign When you spend every day of your life lying about your first name If Willard will lie about that, then nothing, Willard says probably feels like lying

38:03 If there is a pathological liar in the presidential campaign, it is Willard Romney. He was asked about his lying today but the question was phrased of course in the limp-brained language of the campaign press The smiling liar used a lot of words. Question to ask Mitt Romney and his despicably sleazy campaign staff is, why did you lie? Lie is the word campaign reporters are afraid of using face-to-face with lying candidates. Lie is the word The New York Times, The Washington Post and mainstream media will never use with constant lying by liars.

38:46 an inveterate liar. should be ashamed of themselves, but of course they know no shame. They have now become professional campaign liars! The lying Romney team... Liars! Liars! Liars! Lying by never calling them liars. The lying in the campaigns. The lying on their own. Lying! Of calling a lie a lie? Be afraid to lie.

39:23 And now, to all the sleazy liars at the Romney campaign. Wow! Sounds like a 12 year old liar liar liar liar Now I understand why when they did the introductions at the debate Mitt Romney was like this that really is my real name Did you hear that? Hold on a second Yeah. Hold on, I have it here i think. 45 years ago we had our first name. He said my name is... I have it queued up here hold on. To represent a great state and uh we're here to ask for your support your blessings. I have this cool new hookup here we go. Hi Mitt Romney and yes Wolf that's also my first name. So we listened to that so apparently his first name is Mitt Romney

40:10 He's Mitt Romney, Romney. It's what he said! He says my name is Mitt Ryan that is my first name so his first name is Mitt Romney So it is as Mitt Romney, Romney. Mitt Romney, Romney. That's what he said John Collider, Collider If you call yourself something Is that your first name if its not a legal first name or has been renamed Mitt? We don't know I don't care I don't care either The guy is fake as his name Willard would not work No Its like gay lord fucker That's why Gaylord changed his name to Greg. It's okay, I think Mitt is like... What kind of name is that anyway? Well we don't laugh about names here at the No Agenda Show particularly the names of people who support our program and we have some uh people to thank on this- This is the only reason I'm thankful today! This is a true Thanksgiving as people supported the show Indeed

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41:59 Ah, now it truly is a great Thanksgiving. And he wants to give all the boners out there a douchebag. So Adam Johnson and Plymouth Minnesota are our third day executive producer at 333-333. Hello John and Adam, I enjoyed listening to your show for the past couple of years and have been a $5 a month donor since December. Since I was donating, I feel like I have been getting a trickle charging of karma every month where eventually it led me to getting a new job back in Java development. With this donation, I want to give back for everything you two do as well as reduce my douchebag level by minimum 33% plus or minus 3%.

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46:45 Like, you know... It's like for a backstage maybe at a concert or something. But I did see one cool lanyard. In fact, I usually throw these out and go to these trade shows and they give you a lanyards And then you go to some booze and they have their lanyards We gotta get another lanyards because your not laying it up So i found one that unfortunately had to run downstairs To see what the brand was so didn't get them much good there but It has a little button on it and you push The button and the lanyard gives a light show Oh, it's a links and wings. It is actually quite whoa when I first saw what somebody wearing was wow this is not this is more like it. Well drawing attention to yourself as you're roaming around a trade show the blue the lanyard that blinks essentially like look at me slice here. Like aim your sword here to chop off my head

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48:18 Not to do drew return let's return to Ron Paul, so it doesn't sound like the Ron Paul show one of the more interesting moments that took place this week was the the gassing of the students. You mean the pepper spray? The pepper spray, uh... there's- Of the students at UC Davis which has now become a meme where they've made mats of the guy with the pepper spray can. It's a Photoshop bonanza even we have album art with it yeah Yeah we have one post on the blog devoreart dot org slash blog showing some of these artworks that are been created you know the guy in this pepper spraying Thomas Jefferson

48:59 You know little kids Jesus got a spraying him in the face and you know, there's little kids penguins He's great. It's actually quite funny but meanwhile of course Fox who's uh, we were Who are idiots. Who are idiots, they've now come out and of all people your friend your milfy gorgeous news reader the lawyer Megan Kelly Wait a minute my Megan? My hot little number? That's one hot milf baby! That one yes she says that pepper spray is food The Chancellor of UC Davis and the police chief there are both being called upon to resign

49:40 Here now, attorney and Fox News anchor Megan Kelly. You see her at 1pm each weekday. Um first of all pepper spray that just burns your eyes right? Right I mean it's like a derivative of actual pepper It's a food product essentially. I don't care she's hot Let's spray her with this stuff Like five kids had to go the hospital. What do you mean? Yeah, oh no that stuff is nasty and the stuff coming out of that guy's can was incredibly weird-looking it was so red You know its uh I think what what was so weird about it It was the nonchalant stance the guy had like yeah That's what was so weird about he just does seem like I'm just spraying the park. Yeah, I'm just pepper spraying my plants here Nothing to see here move along everything's good. It's all fine

50:27 No, it was crazy. And they're calling for everyone to resign there and of course no one will. Well the douchebag Chancellor who sounds a lot like Arianna Huffington... Oh really? She's from Greece that's right because she did a speech And in the audience, I don't have audio of it but in the audience someone was holding up a sign saying oh remember 1973 which of course was the anti-austerity protesters this stone throwing youth's in Greece and she says Oh yes no I remember. I was there! I was part of the 1973 riots in Greece total setup what when your school is when you've had

51:13 students at school pepper sprayed. Do you then go to a speech by the chancellor and then hold up a sign about 1973 in Greece? No! It was set up. Yeah, it was a shill. Total shill. Disgusting She's a disgusting person. Yes, and they you know the University of California I've tried to explain this other people They don't really understand why this is so This is major within the system that this happened Is that the University of California system which is a quasi state-run? university they have taken Dave accepted so much government money and they also

51:52 kind of don't want to even educate Californians anymore. They want to educate mostly people from overseas, especially China Asians where they can gouge them for extremely high tuitions for their prestigious degree. They cannot afford this bad publicity because it's not good for their market. It is bad for business absolutely. Bad for business and so this woman is being she's going to be drummed out but they're gonna make an example over but they've got a now save face because who knows whose you know people...it's like Football players aren't signing up to go play for Penn State. A lot of them have already bailed out and are going to other schools because of the scandal, this is just as bad and then the university knows it's a problem they can't have this kind of negative publicity Did you see that Reggie Love resigned from The White House?

52:43 No, I didn't notice. You know who Reggie is right? Yeah we talked about him on the show once before...remind me though. Okay so Reggie Love is the first buddy I think his nickname he's the body man for the president and his entire job Yeah, essentially. He's the valet right? But you know just like I have suspicions about Huma Al-Badin who is Hillary Clinton's body man there's a lot of rumor and innuendo about these guys being lovers Obama and Reggie now he has only one more year to go in this term why is he leaving now

53:27 Why does and the excuse is I want to go back to school. I want to go back to college Really you're one door down from the most powerful man in the universe Yeah, that makes sense but ABC. I'm sorry ESPN which is an ABC owned network so we know it's Ministry of Truth did an interview with him and there are some very weird things that are being said, that I think we should deconstruct. It's kind of a funny title but for an entry level- This is George Stephanopoulos. The job body man to the president is hard to beat. The lucky guy and they all have been guys so far is counselor valet gatekeeper in first buddy And for the last three years Reggie Love has done the job for President Obama Did you hear that? First buddy? What the hell was that? First buddy That's gay!

54:17 Like all body men, he avoids the press. But now that he's leaving the White House Love is peeling back the curtain in this ABC News exclusive with Rachel Nichols of our sister network ESPN. Reggie Love has been a constant presence just feet away from President Obama since we first met him during the 2008 campaign. Love gave us a mini tour of what has since become his trademark-the things he carries This is like a lint brush, toothbrush scope Now he has all these things in his bag but they're in plastic baggies. So he carries around a toothbrush and scope in the plastic baggie for the president? Couldn't they have like a Louis Vuitton, like toilet caddy or something? It's weird! Very very weird. Sudafed... Love studied in the mailroom of Obama Senate office then moved on to the campaign where he famously bonded with the future president over shared love sports notably basketball

55:14 They were both rookies to presidential campaigns learning their jobs along the way and learning from each other I've hit him too. I've hipped him you hear this. I've hipped him. I've hated him Yeah, he's hipped him yeah, you made him hip too. He's here. No I understand Okay, now listen says that well the whitest black guy in the universe listen it gets better Aretha Franklin and John he's like let me think of another Oh yeah, John Coltrane. And he in turn has downloaded Jay Z and

55:51 Little Wayne now. It's not little wayne its lil wayne l apostrophe il Yet our president is so hip he says little little wayne Wayne, thank you for little wayne that's so lovely the little way and he downloaded it what from from bit torrent So that I'm not a complete fuddy-duddy well You are a douche because its Lil Wayne not little wanes Obama One historic election and three long years of work later, love is packing up and saying goodbye to one amazing first job. And then this door right here it leads to the Oval. One of the four doors that now the president can enter or exit through. I have to say Reggie sounds a little effeminate

56:37 You know, it's just he... I don't know. I don't want to accuse anyone of anything and i dont care but its just of note He showed us the tiny office he occupied just four feet away from the Oval Office His modest home base for long 18 hour days and some nights Mmmhmmm! Well hell yeah! Woohoo! He's been sleeping here. I don't even know what the joke is there and if i did, I probably couldn't repeat it A laugh shared with a president whom Love calls a mentor. A mentor who in return refers to Love as a younger brother What do you call the President when you're with him? Mr. President

57:15 in the presence of others and if it's a less casual scenario then I would just say sir. Sir is your more casual thing? Uh, yeah he's the president Yeah thank you sir may have another What does he do that drives you crazy Okay now listen to this This is very important evidence and then I'll stop And what do you do that drives him crazy? I'm 28 29 stubborn and think that I know things that I may not know the answer too The chat room says I call him daddy The horrible, horrible chat room. He's like you should take my advice it was like I got elected president You should listen to me uh-huh the guy loves to ride around with the AC off Like in the summertime and and I get hot I start sweating I'm like it's 80 degrees in this car I'm gonna like pass out so this is very important evidence that The President is a reptile

58:09 He likes keeping it 80 degrees in the car with the AC off. Only a reptile does that! Sorry, this to me is proof I don't need to play any more of this interview. He's a reptile. I was wondering where this was headed and wasn't expecting that Come on man he's a reptile who else would do that? You've got this huge limo It's hermetically sealed its eighty degrees and keeps air off Who does that?! Who does that!? I don't know. Only a reptile! If i have air conditioning, I use it. A chameleon? Yeah...I don't like to be 40 degrees in the car but... And you know he's cold-blooded He's a reptile and he likes warm air You probably has some sticks and stuff to crawl around on in the limo

58:55 Some leaves to munch on guys are reptile telling you proof proof positive It's kind of second of the second half of the show that he reviewed David Ike should be sent these clips David Ike is listening trust me. He's all over this he's writing a book about it All right You want to shut up slave moment go for yeah, Mickey You know, we went through this right and she had two violations. Violations in California for... She took a right-hand turn when she shouldn't have and she had tinted windows in the front

59:39 And she gets this letter. So yeah, why don't they start pulling off some of the black gangsters who are drug dealers for those tinted windows and some poor woman? She's hot! That's why it was like... This is the MILF law Hey! And by the way Mickey felt very comfortable with having kind of tinted windows because there's so many idiot douchebags in LA that it's nice not to be seen or at least they can see you know everything. So dear California driver I'm gonna paraphrase here. We understand that you may believe you're a good driver and yet your driving record is much worse than the average California driver two violations here while You may be a good and safe driver most of the time your record reflects at least momentary lapses in driving judgment At highway speeds, a moment of carelessness Wait a minute what's 10-inch windows got to do with your drive? Nothing or taking a right hand when you can't do it between four and seven

1:00:37 Your record reflects at least momentary lapses in driving judgment. At highway speeds, a moment of carelessness can become a tragedy! Good caring people who make careless decisions while driving can cause injury or death Now... In our effort to urge you to drive safer we are offering you a choice You ready for your choices? You can choose to prevent further action from DMV by avoiding additional traffic convictions and by not causing any crashes. However, if you choose to continue your unsafe driving the penalties will increase and eventually lead to probation suspension or revocation of your driving privilege!

1:01:17 We believe you are capable of making a change to become a safer driver, but it's up to YOU to do so. If you DO NOT want to change your driving will continue to present a risk to yourself and other road users! If you WANT to change and become a safer more responsible driver... You can we hope you will decide to change but the choice is yours Is that the most despicable thing you've ever heard? It sounds just like It's... yeah, it's... well welcome to California. No! Adios mofo So she was just gonna stiff him for those fines or they already paid? No no she paid the fines we were talking about. What? Did you just Skype me? I-no this guy none of this after this show Oh

1:02:08 I'm just getting this stuff out of the way. I do some bookkeeping during the show. Your nails, bookkeeping... little pedicure... More Mickey stories all get me going! So no and by the way she had to pay a $600 fine For what? Oh don't for turning right on a note in no right turn. You know they're using that Washington State has done this for years They use the, these cops really don't do any policing anymore. That's why they're so incompetent when they try to do policing and beat people up. They're just mostly a money gathering operation for them for the coffers of the corrupt state government." Well check this out... So they said if you don't pay the 600 by Monday and this was two weeks ago it'll be 900! So she's like freaking out she's like I'll call the system or give my credit card i'm like okay

1:03:05 So she calls in and I can see her face is just getting, she's like the system is broken. They said my payment wasn't accepted and due to budget cuts they don't have anyone to help me at this time in the automated system because you can't get someone on the phone so then- That's because they don't want you to pay anything and you're racking up a bill Oh it gets better! Then she sends a check And guess what? They cashed the check AND took $600 off of the debit card And you can't get anyone on the phone to get your money back. Wow! Yeah? Holy crap! You're basically out and out government fraud! Instead, you get this nice little letter which gives you a choice. A-holes. Adios mofos in California adios we went shooting two days ago

1:03:57 Yeah, who has the guns? You know the guy who has the hustle blood and Mickey's a photography buddy out here. Yeah The digital hustle blood so gunman gun got good So he's no he said if he's from Texas man's not to be as right now It is from Texas in and we're saying I don't mean that in the majority We're doing we're having a drink and you know talking about shooting. Yeah, he says drink let go shoot. He doesn't want to go shooting I like well, maybe tomorrow. He says let me show you he goes to the car he comes back. He's got a Glock 9 millimeter a sig and My favorite new gun which i'm going to purchase The judge have you seen that the judge it takes shotgun shells check it out The judge just google gun the judge It's revolver. I think it takes a 45 or like a winchester shotgun shell

1:04:46 This thing is awesome. It's like adios Jesus like a big fat looks like a flare gun it's a cannon That's what I'm getting yeah, it holds five shotguns. Yeah, it's called the judge Is that cool? What is the caliber as of it's a 410 right but actually shoot a 45 Did you change the barrel no no it shoots a .45 right out of it? I shot forty fives and their shotgun shell oh Wow Or tennis a small yeah, it's not huge who came up with this with this stuff Texans Smart people I'm like oh. Yeah and Mickey's like no. I want the sig I want to see again my in my purse Trouble you should have seen you should have seen my daughter shooting the judge that was an amazing experience as a dad It's like As my kid

1:05:44 Shooting bullseyes with the judge. Yeah, that's awesome I love Texas you get these guys got it they understand life. Oh, I'm looking at this thing It'd be fun to shoot what kind of a kick though? It wouldn't have much of a kick. You know it has a little kick too and as it has uh...it's about the kick of a Glock about the same but its loud Really loud when it's got the shotgun shells in it. I'm sure 45 is pretty loud too actually But it's and it's reasonably accurate No, but the shotgun shot. Here's a picture of some shots this guy took I guess he's got like a birdshot in it. I don't know At 12 feet it's just like a bit just so whole just the mess Exactly cuz you know I I believe in shotguns for home defense So this is the ultimate yeah It's like get put some bird shot in there You know don't be closer than twelve feet or out you know? I'm gonna rip something off yet

1:06:46 But it was so fact of the matter. Oh, seven yards apparently is pretty accurate It's alright that's good it looks pretty intimidating yeah I would even says that it has the judge inscribed on the barrel The judge. I'm trying to find the manufacturer of this thing it's a wait here is a Taurus yeah, which is not a Taurus International Yeah, which is not as a supreme gun manufacturer but it's just so beautiful It's a funny look Look if I'm in front of you and I'm holding the judge at your face You're gonna think twice about what your next move is

1:07:29 Would walk back slowly very slowly and you're cool, man. That's all right. Yes alright You're good, man. You're good Oh they got one chambered for a 454 cassool What's that holy mackerel? What's the cassoula? That's that bear gun no I need that I shot at cassoule Shell once and it is unbelievable from a what was the name of that The gun itself was called a fireball. That's a good one too, I like that! It goes off... it forms like probably 10 yard circular fire ball. Nice! Huge! I mean the fireball is unbelievable. That's excellent. I like that. Yeah that'll drop a bear. Cool

1:08:22 Not too many bears in Texas. Well, not the normal kind of bear. Well no we got the biker bears Yeah those guys Did you see the TSA... The congressional report on the TSA which apparently it was released I'm looking at it right now as a matter of fact this is unbelievable that they did this The one of our listeners, I didn't see it until he sent it in. Neither had I and I'm so happy that one of our producers did that. A decade later a call for TSA reform, a joint minority staff report that came out on the 16th and 112th Congresses, 16th November

1:08:59 And it just takes the TSA to the, essentially nothing works. They shouldn't even be in business that should be taken out." Well unfortunately that's not entirely true I mean the whole report is saying you know they've got too many people it's a big bureaucracy it's completely lame none of your stuff works and the stuff that might work as in the warehouse has not even deployed and with all these people don't have enough people demand the naked body scanners, the drug sniffing machines don't work. Nothing works even though it even says the results of the testing are confidential but we all know they don't work which of course on this show we discussed almost about a year ago now and all that equipment doesn't work I mean it really is just the most damning report ever but then at the end they have their recommendations and made me want to throw up

1:09:53 You know the recommendations are like, oh we have to get biometrics and uh... No this report seemed to be oriented toward pushing biometrics. Biometrics all about biometrics. Let me just read a couple things from it before you go on with that I just want to this one there with more than 65,000 employees. It's not Department of Homeland Security we're talking about TSA yeah it's larger than the Department of Labor, the Department of Energy, the Department of Education, Department of Housing and Urban Development and the State Department combined! Do you see that they actually even though they have sixty five thousand but they have hired a hundred thirteen thousand? Yeah They've rotated almost twice that amount Yeah no people bail out they take their training in then leave

1:10:41 Yeah, no this report is damning. We'll have it available on the show notes 359 or not any shownotes calm you got the PDF right there But then I mean the recommendations are just really disgusting all biometrics get your biometrics biometric we need more biometrics It's just it's wrong, but you read this report I mean we could basically spend an entire show. Just reading this report verbatim and you'd just laugh yeah 2004-2006 TSA ultimately spent more than 39 million dollars to produce and deploy explosive trace detection portals known as puffers the buffers As part of its passenger screening operations while TSA procured 207 puffers it only deployed 101 nationwide because tsa belatedly discovered that

1:11:30 buffers were unable to detect explosives. Advanced imaging technology devices allow screeners to see beneath a passenger's clothing to identify abnormalities, like a huge penis requiring further screening. In early 2011, to replace the puffers TSA began installing 500 of these devices at a total cost of more than $122 million dollars in September 2011 TSA purchased 300 additional devices in November TSA announced plans to complete deployment of 1,000 of these devices and by end of 2011 By 2013 TSA estimates that total costs of taxpayers will approach

1:12:15 approximately $500 million. Despite TSA's great investment in this technology, it remains unclear whether the AIT would have detected the weapon used in a December 2000 underwear bomber incident. Additionally Homeland Security Newswire reported March 2011 that a TSA covert test of the machines at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport resulted in the AIT machine failure to detect a concealed firearm half-a-billion dollars This is crazy. That secret report and stuff like that yeah of course they by the way I went into a puffer machine when they had him Yeah me too It's good, I thought it was great! Yeah felt kind of cool it's like could you pop that? You didn't have to take your shoes off and you got in there and then it gave you a nice massage Yeah puffed me down a little lower Puff puff puff

1:13:05 It was hilarious. Unbelievable, I can't believe like a dumb thing from the get-go! I can't believe we missed that report. I had no idea it came out and then there was in USA Today a report that Senator Susan Collins on Wednesday apparently repeated her call for an independent study of the radiation from the new x-ray scanners and she said she was disappointed that Pistole told another committee a week later that he would rely on an inspector general study rather than conducting another study. One of the senators, one of her constituents daughters suffered a miscarriage two weeks after passing through a full-body backscanner machine using advanced imaging technology." Hello? What does that tell you? Who knows what these things aren't calibrated! No it's like you're getting fried... And they run by a bunch of boneheads who don't care if they bump into them or whatever

1:14:03 Getting fried man, but there's nothing standing by these TSA guys should think seriously about standing by these things and especially that one that rap a scan That's wide open. It's not like it was it's not like an enclosure. It's just two big black Yeah, yeah, oh that thing doesn't look safe And what was the um? What was that uh that was kind of funny the um that new psychological like... Oh right, the psychological profiling. Profile and what's it? It has an acronym Yeah I did acronyms if i can see it SPOT! Spot right yeah but there was something really funny about what they said there in spot well doesn't work this is TSAs failed screening passengers by observer observation techniques spot program spot program trains TSA screeners known as behavioral detection officers BDOs

1:14:59 It goes on jail reported that a scientific consensus does not exist on whether behavior detection principles can be Reliably used for counterterrorism purposes, and it goes on and on saying this doesn't it's just a waste of money Yeah There was something funny though in I can't remember. It was like you're probably some it resulted in just stupid questioning That was useless that was the sense essentially what the here Thus far this program has been one of TSA's largest failures. According to GAO, TSA never scientifically validated the list of behaviors underpinning the program, never determined whether techniques could be applied in an airport environment and never conducted a cost-benefit analysis program instead the review that DHS conducted was to determine whether SPOT is more effective at identifying passengers who may be threats to the aviation system rather

1:15:52 More of a threat than random screening would and it goes on and on. It's just is just crazy Just crazy, and we have this program the assessor program Mmm And then we have this debate where all these idiots on stage except for Ron Paul are also like This is great need more of this. This is perfect excellent more more more like the Israelis do it more While some type of behavior detection is necessary to a risk-based security scheme, TSA's current implementation of SPOT is a failure by almost any standard and must change to incorporate an intelligent interactive component.

1:16:38 Yeah by getting an intelligent person to do it perhaps well. They said in the paragraph just above that that they just Unfortunately rather than employing a several highly trained transportation security personnel to observe and question selected high-risk passengers the demonstration project employed a large bureaucratic ensemble of TSA officers who expended an unnecessarily lengthy time performing meaningless interviews with all Passengers regardless of risk level so what's your favorite color? Hey, how you doing? What do you wear me hey if you were to where it could be a tree what kind Of tree would you be man I mean unbelievable You know isn't that Gingrich once more of this. No. I mean it Really, I thought maybe the onion had put this report out because it just can't be real This can't be real but is real It's the actual report US House of Representatives

1:17:39 The author is, oh here's interesting I love doing this. The author of the document is Shant. I wonder if that's the person who sent it to us before I give you the name let me see if this person pops up on the book of knowledge no Shant Boyajian and Shant has a LinkedIn profile Professional staff member at House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure. He looks like he's 12. He works for MICA probably, MICA is a guy who was really against the TSA Office of Oversight and Investigations Law Clerk That's Darrell Issa. He also... Right He's the corrupt of the two but he's uh So it's the real deal It's the real deal Anyway so yeah And he also has a Facebook page

1:18:31 What did he tweet? I don't know if he has a Twitter. He has no post to share, just like a holding page. Shant. Hey Shant! Good job, Shant What a land we live in what a land we live in my friend. It's just great So Ron Paul was being interviewed by the Des Moines Register Who are a bunch of douchebags from way I could tell for what? I could tell I took a few clips I don't these are only a few of like, you know, I must have made a thousand clips and

1:19:10 There's a couple of them that aren't in here, which I'll get to as we speak. But just to get you an idea of the tenor of this question and answer every candidate has gone in there and they've been treated with civility. Ron Paul was grilled And he handled it very well. But every once in a while, he'd snap back at him about something and I don't know if they're gonna get their endorsement based on this sort of response but... Behavior! This sort of behavior? This sort of behavior but play the Ron Paul on The Undeclared War just to get a taste of how this interview went you have to kind of listen hard because the questioners weren't very well mic'ed Hold on second okay I'll crank it up

1:19:57 But, you know we give trials to people like Adolf Eichmann. Israel gave them a trial! We gave trials to all the Nazi war criminals and can you think of the height of anger at the war criminals that participated in the Holocaust? We gave them trials! But if we had had an opportunity take them out during the war we would have done it. Probably declared war is certainly different than when you don't have a declared one. Well, you said that you supported the authorization... You're talking about after 9-11? Yeah That was the reaction It was limited authority Does not give authority for drone strikes Now?! They are not bombing anybody They are not being charged with participating in 9-11 But we've declared war on terrorists Who did? The United States Who? When? I'd like to see the document

1:20:54 And terrorism isn't, terrorism is nothing like criminality. Terrorism's a tactic and they want you to understand think you're at war atmosphere then they can violate your civil liberties they can pass Patriot Acts and do anything they want because the conditions are right when wars going on they can undermine your liberties here at home so I don't know it gets very dangerous nobody Let's just take a cocted term to generate enough fear to get the people in the Congress to capitulate. If you don't agree with it, then you're un-American. You know? You're unconstitutional and you don't care! You are weak on national defense because you want to defend the Constitution so I think it is wrong

1:21:37 Yeah Wow, he's the only one who says that everybody else. Oh let's do more Patriot Act We're at war against terrorism is a tactic not have not a true be true True what do you mean the war on drugs? I have to go to the pharmacy and buy get drugs for different we should have a war on these drugs yeah, we should have a war against big pharma drugs absolutely so the guys are all douchebags and classic example where Paul actually gets upset with the staff and a guy, some guy chimes in you can just barely hear him. But play the Ron Paul on drone assassinations and this is another little episode where he's talking to this editorial board. We have a government now that it known that we have endorsed torture, we've rejected defensive habeas corpus, we have endorsed assassination by our presidents one person deciding which Americans can be assassinated? And nobody saying anything? With drones you mean

1:22:38 Well, however, drones and even when they kill a 16 year old boy happens to be the son of a guy that wasn't very nice. But he was never convicted of anything, never tried no charges made in American people aren't saying anything we should be outraged over this I mean it is if we accept this without say anything We're in big trouble. And that is why the rule of law is so important I am, you know... That to me it's very very discouraging Were these guys all over the drones the whole time? Do they think its great? Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen It's time to play Win Lose or Drone That's right come on down we've got two reporters from The National Register here to play They are brand new candidates Let's see them bitches run as it's time to play

1:23:27 Win, lose or drone! They'll be the season opener for our game show. Not to belabor the point but there's another one that I thought was amusing because i haven't actually heard him do this a little bit on republicanism and as you know the guys are again blasting him for one thing or another They don't want it. They want to come home they see no future in this and that is why they give me the support overwhelmingly So are you ruling out a third party run? Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not planning anything like that boy I don't want to just don't want well wait Why shouldn't there be a third party all because of what I just described oh

1:22:38 Well, however, drones and even when they kill a 16 year old boy happens to be the son of a guy that wasn't very nice. But he was never convicted of anything, never tried no charges made in American people aren't saying anything we should be outraged over this I mean it is if we accept this without say anything We're in big trouble. And that is why the rule of law is so important I am, you know... That to me it's very very discouraging Were these guys all over the drones the whole time? Do they think its great? Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen It's time to play Win Lose or Drone That's right come on down we've got two reporters from The National Register here to play They are brand new candidates Let's see them bitches run as it's time to play

1:23:27 Win, lose or drone! They'll be the season opener for our game show. Not to belabor the point but there's another one that I thought was amusing because i haven't actually heard him do this a little bit on republicanism and as you know the guys are again blasting him for one thing or another They don't want it. They want to come home they see no future in this and that is why they give me the support overwhelmingly So are you ruling out a third party run? Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not planning anything like that boy I don't want to just don't want well wait Why shouldn't there be a third party all because of what I just described oh

1:24:19 Because it's a losing adventure. You probably wouldn't have me in here Would you have me in here if I was running on the third party right now? You wouldn't be talking to me. Yeah, yeah, I mean... A lot of Republicans say that you don't uphold a lot of Republican viewpoints. Are you really representing the Republicans? I think that is the funniest thing in the world! Take a look at the Republican platform They talk about personal liberty balanced budget limited government strong national defense free markets I'm the best in all of those. Hell yeah! I mean, but I'm the one that wants to balance the budget. I vote against all this spending. I care about personal liberty... All things they talk about and then they say i'm not a Republican?

1:24:56 I mean, anybody buys into that they're not listening because I'm closer to the Republican platform than any of the others. So they are Republicans in name only? Is that what you're saying? Well they don't follow the platform or what Republicans professed to believe in as I do and they should be called on it Hell yeah, I love that guy and when you do Chris these guys are well You know it. I mean these these guys were just pathetic Yeah, I mean these days until they're internationalists They didn't want you know they were they had to there was all knee-jerk gay marriage stuff It was just the same old crap oh you know um let me switch gears a little bit and

1:25:42 We had some major squirrel events in this past week and the most despicable thing was this New York lone wolf exactly as the director of the FBI described they would be exactly the same way but they did something Bloomberg came out with a press conference And they did some, so first of all the guy didn't do anything. He was drilling holes in a pipe and had his neighbor who was of course working with the feds help him because the guy couldn't even pay for the drill bits and this guys been working with him for like I don't know what was it? Like nine months or something

1:26:28 Something crazy like that? Yeah, I know. And by the way there's a couple of very sketchy things they say in 2010 you know he started writing for trueislam1.com which was registered in October of this year as a brand new domain name so we wasn't writing this in 2010 on trueislam1.com go ahead look at the who is record that's a lie It's just a lie. The whole thing is fake. Lie was a so-called lone wolf motivated by his own resentment of the presence of American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, self radicalized as well as inspired by Al Qaeda propaganda. Propaganda. John are you inspired by cause? You know if you're inspired by Al Qaeda propaganda propaganda they talking about who has been inspired well aware what does it

1:27:20 trueislam1.com, Al Qaeda propaganda inspired and then President Newt Gingrich will then no longer give you military rules and tools He was not part of a larger conspiracy Oh funny because he was actually indicted under conspiracy laws Was he not John? Yeah, this is a got a lot of people kind of scratching their heads. Can you can you be a one-man? Conspiracy I mean it does anyone know what the definition of a conspiracy isn't two or three two or more people that are Planning something conspiring which is what conspiracy is all about can you can conspire with yourself What is he as psycho is he got a split personality Is he got a mouse in his pocket Or is he just happy to see us

1:28:07 We continue. large-scale attacks. So we're at this press conference and of course we've got the guy, the guy by the way you see him at the docket he's shaking his head like this is so bogus man what is this lame stuff I've been pulled into? Who knows why it has just been picked off the street just to do something maybe set up the Republican debate or God knows why but then here's what the feds did just to make the media event that much better

1:28:50 The police also constructed a duplicate of an explosive device that the suspect built and then designated in the way that he intended to use his weapon. We wanted to show you a video about resulting damage Now let's all watch the video Oh, there is a car okay? Oh! Oh boy That's frightening So they showed explosion but the guy didn't do They build the bomb Am I insane?! What is going on here Unbelievable. And by the way, it's just here the roof blows off whatever you know It's not like the whole building in front of it blows down is like yeah okay well Yeah, they should have made it bigger! Yeah, they should have done a real good job was but we built a duplicate of the thing the guy never built

1:29:37 Yeah, we built a duplicate of something he never built and here's what would happen if it had actually gone off that he was a bad person. It is all associative of course to make this guy... Yeah well its total propaganda! And by the way you know pipe bombs are nothing new to American history They're all over the, I mean they've been used against banks. It's our culture! Enemies companies you don't like have used them. I mean it's a bomb, it's just crappy as a horrible device but has been...I remember when I was a kid that couple pipe bombs are found in Berkeley about what we do your bank now is terrorism conspiracy so you don't have to deal with these just put throw them and get mowing you know lock could throw away the key

1:30:15 These poor guys screwed. There's also some rumors going around that this is all part of it because there got so much overhead on the Department of Homeland Security, that they gotta find something for people to do and now they're gonna start registering pipe No! Yeah. You watch this, you watch this happen. They're gonna find some so plumbers are gonna have to be licensed and they're gonna register their pipe And they have to yeah they do biometrics and I had to go through a security scan So they can get some pipe Yes, so people can know if there's any pipe it will be known where it came from Don't you dare in a bar say to a girl hey? I want to lay some pipe don't you dare say that because that's going to be bad

1:30:52 So, but there was another squirrel event and this was so funny. This is too long to play it's actually from up your neck of the woods it was on I think Bay Area Station they found a hacker Was actually he looks like a fed and this is no doubt about it He's really scary look and he has a t-shirt on that says hacker Just so you know, he's wearing dark shades. He lives in the backwoods somewhere And this hacker says that he can hack into the emergency alert system and create a war of the world fake event

1:31:31 And so there's a couple things of note. One is he has only, he has half of one arm his right arm is I don't know if it's a birth defect or Or if he lost his arm but he has a stump below the elbow which just makes him look that much more ominous But he also calls himself something and I'm just like, okay could you please why don't you put stamp fed on the guy's forehead. Listen to this report. ABC 7 News i-Team has learned meantime that some of the same people who launched the Occupy movement are now considering a plan to occupy the airwaves Oh yeah Oh yeah, this is dangerous. And by hijacking radio and television stations they could create a nationwide panic. The I-team's Dan Noyes is here now and Dan we're not giving away any secrets here are we? No this information is out there on the internet Internet it's on the internet We got to shut down that evil internet You know It's good to know what their next move might be

1:32:25 The aim for these activists would be to broadcast their own message across the country. It sounds incredible, but after talking to engineers and those who oversee the broadcast industry it looks like it's possible Deep in the Sierra foothills, down a long country road. A computer expert's been working on a plan just call him Jake. The potential is that you could hijack all radio and TV stations across the country Now again the guy is sitting in his chair with his shades on with a T-shirt that says hacker Jay calls himself a hacker he has the t-shirt and a year and a half in federal prison to prove it

1:33:02 With a screen name Secret Squirrel, Jake was convicted of... Come on man! Are you doing these reports just for me? His screen name John is Secret-Secret Squirrel. Mean please this is almost insulting of causing damage to a protected computer hacking into his former employer system But the conviction was reversed on appeal because of insufficient evidence right after he turned to fed That's what happened. He then became a Fed and he's like alright son time to get out there down do some PR You got to talk about being hacked his new project would exploit security gaps in the nation's emergency alert system or EAS. There is no authentication, there is no encryption, there are no passwords...there is nothing that is required to send what would appear to be a valid message. Dad! What's wrong with the telly? Jake is taking inspiration from whats become a popular film among activists V for Vendetta. Good evening! This is so..it's like

1:34:02 I'm speechless. I'm just speechless by this thing a little more a rebel takes over a totalitarian government's TV system fairness justice and freedom are more than words Perspectives. Jake's plan almost sounds too simple He has written a software program to generate those familiar squawks you hear that activate the emergency alert system This is only a test! He has figured out the authorization codes and radio frequencies from documents published by the government online Oh no All he has to do is drive to a location On the internet Here an EAS receiver, and take out his gear without being spotted Take out hi kit

1:34:44 I would then play the tones on my laptop, they get transmitted by the radio. I then play my audio message and as long it does like listen to no agenda i'm okay with it. Pack everything up and walk away. Listen to No Agenda! Pretty much the only security is these really goofy baud rates. There's even a YouTube video from the annual hackers convention DEF CON that shows step-by-step how to take over EAS And we're sending alert tones now. Is that feasible at all? Absolutely feasible absolutely Bill Ruck is a former engineer for anyway it goes on and on It's in the show notes three five nine or not any show notes calm, and then they actually bring in this woman who's there who teaches media

1:35:27 At some...some school up near you. And she's like, ooh I would love it if it happened! It would be great! It'd just be like War of the Worlds! Oh that would be so cool! Of course it wouldn't be good but oh it'll be fantastic! She's like creaming her panties over it What is she? What is her problem? I don't know And then we had a squirrel event in the skies. It wouldn't be like War of the Worlds by the way, no not at all! War of the Worlds was done as a legitimate radio play with plenty of disclaimers at the beginning they didn't try to do that No it was totally... The whole thing is it's a fed setup You're turn on your television. It's got an anti internet message and I internet it's got anonymous in there, anonymous. And he later in the report says yeah, I talked to Anonymous every day. Yeah. Every day. Yeah sure. He does. I'm in close contact with him but at the very end of the report is like well we've decided we shouldn't do this right now isn't that a good idea? So they goes through seven minutes of report and then at the end was like well what were not really going to do this weekend just want you know we can do it because I'm secret squirrel. I've got the hacker T-shirt

1:36:31 Be very, very afraid. This is what happened over the skies over Gitmo Nation this was pretty funny actually. Alright, so how would you respond if that came down to air traffic control? I'd scramble the jets. Gee funny cuz they didn't! So what happened is the captain went to take a dump and then he got stuck in the bathroom.

1:37:35 And he was pounding on the door and then some guy said, well what's up? He said well here is the password to the cockpit. Go up there give him the password and tell him that I'm stuck here taking a dump and you can't land with just the first officer You gotta have two upfront So the guy goes okay Al-Akbar! I don't know what he says but I know what the password was The first officer is like this guys got a foreign accent I am not letting them in he has got the password I am not letting them in Were their jets scrambled No What's the point of this whole process where you have a password that is used for specifically for this sort of thing? Not being accepted just because the guys are foreign accent. You I don't know you tell me I mean Why would you have this project why would you have this protocol as a protocol obviously we don't know about it until now, but it's a protocol that was executed As per the protocol and then it was refused The password is Allah Akbar yeah

1:38:35 But the fact that there was no scrambling of jets blows me away. Yeah, that is weird. The whole thing was a fiasco which is classic and if the guy was some sort of an evil doer you know...the public are the ones who take care of this nowadays it's not these government guys You know they just slam a guy with a fire extinguisher in his head And where are the air marshals? Yeah, no the whole thing is... And why wouldn't the stewardess go up there and give him the password? Why's he just telling some stranger? The stewardess doesn't have a password. No but if you would've given it to any stranger that walks into the bathroom saying hey hey hey! You're taking too long in there! Hey man I'm taking a dump and i'm stuck

1:39:23 I think the whole thing may have, oh i don't know. No, I think this was pretty real. I'm suspicious about any of these things it may have been a drill maybe that's why jets weren't scrambled no... It sounds pretty real to me in fact one you can't really hear the audio but the air traffic controller even said you should get that thing down on the ground as fast as you can which is like that makes no sense Like, going crashing to the airport or... The whole thing is just completely stupid. We do have a lot of people to thank today and many of them have written lengthy notes. Okay, so we'll start now. Here we go Sir Michael Miller from Tiburon California 160 dollars and 10 cents he added a zero but this is for John's Thanksgiving explanation below was the first hit on Google

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1:58:19 It's just bogus, not bogative. I still believe everyone should spend the day with the pilgrims Hope this helps you get through the lean times requesting a little karma for the Pilgrims just getting by in Virginia Yeah, they definitely deserve that They're good people Jen and Harry You've got Karma Good People So Virginia has got karma for one day One week I have noticed that starting around Halloween it can be tough to get any work done until late after the first of the year Everyone has some reason or other for being out of the office. You never seem to get anything done I've come up with a name for this period of time where everyone takes vacation and basically everything but he works at The work levels down to a crawl. Let's call this period Semper New Hollow Thanks Moss Semper short for simple semper fidelis the Marine Corps motto

1:59:08 Okay, nice Marines refers to something with the Marines do this. Yeah, it's like we'll kick your ass bitch I think that's the translation um I would Maxwell Roberts in Crown Point Indiana would like to remind all the citizens of Euro land who continue to bow and obey their gray and Rep toyed overlords And I have a clip of the of the of the chief reptile coming up Paul Murphy in Kentwood, Michigan. Double nickels on the dime long time donor $33 a month club but first time I've given over fifty dollars $50 mark. I love your show and it's the best five hours have all week at work, i've saved up these federal notes just for this time since my birthday is today. I'm asking for a birthday shout out and a shot of karma from my job search I'm just getting by stuck in a temp agency yes of course It's good and valid for a week You've got karma you know how it works One of your buddies down in spring Texas Robert Hegedus

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2:04:30 Think California. Thank you for someone who does listen on the holidays I wonder how many people are actually listening is chat room thin today No, the chat rooms good in fact when we take a look We may be a little lower than normal. We've got about 500 people listening He wants us to give ourselves some karma now That's very kind of you will take that right away You've got karma. Thank you Christian Mooma and Land O Lakes Florida $50 Please take this $50 in exchange for karma from my girlfriend Natalia who has been out of work for nearly a year. We want to know back when she gets the job. Let us know! By the way, I'm a little annoyed by the fact that we gave Karma to The Cleveland Browns because somebody asked and I was against it sort of thing and I don't what do about it And it worked! They won! It worked

2:05:21 They suck as a team the fact that they won any games is amazing well great car We're gonna we're gonna put it price tag on karma You can do it people can get Karma when they want but for our football team a commercial enterprise or anything like that It's gonna be it's not going to be $50 Greg because I don't like these given football teams karma. It's a waste Greg Sterling Santa Monica, California $50 Janice uh... were all no brother and altered gibbons was your brands ultimately to prove you can see it's got a big died in the season hartford at all just as much old who'll school children's or she could be sweet images in hard for south dakota yeah in the morning and john that wanted to send this to you to for having shown thanksgiving day i'll be listening p s last time you're pretty close on the last name

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2:12:19 Someone's happy in the Gerlach household. Yeah hookers and blow I love that this truly is a real Thanksgiving So Euro land, I got to talk about your own land can I make a little prediction? Let me get the book yeah well I mean I've already made the prediction though wait away I made a prediction on a couple of shows ago when I mentioned okay that I just didn't get it in. I wrote it in the book though so I could have the date, which was the prediction that the Euro land will have to decide on an official language and it will be German. No doubt about it! Now the wheels are coming off this thing we right now We have little Timmy Geithner And who's the douchebag over there at the Fed? What is his name? Bernanke

2:13:20 They are now asking all of the big banks in the United States to put together a little scenario, a little stress test scenario just in case the euro falls apart. Uh-huh! And of course that'll be a big bunch of lies and it is... Well that was also a message to get ready to get you I did a column on last Friday's Market Watch Which you should read because it's kind of funny. I'm surprised they ran it. I basically told everyone to get out of the tech stocks altogether. Duh, get out everything! I said bail! Gold baby So here is the scenario Greece Land Here's the land yeah that true Raw land Yeah land, I agree with land To bury my gold

2:14:05 Greece is now kind of refusing to actually put a signature under their bailout terms. This is for their 8 billion euros which they need by next week, otherwise they run out of money and they're like yeah no we're good for it! We'll do everything you say... Yeah and the Netherlands Finland and Germany are saying yeah would you please sign the document? And like yeah yeah just why don't you transfer it will send you the document later so there's like they were refusing to sign the documents Which is funny. I love these Greeks The Italian bonds yield spiked up to the Greek levels essentially Spanish bond yields are now approaching those of Italy French borrowing costs have widened versus Germany Let's see we then we have the the US bank stress test this is gonna take a

2:14:55 One to six weeks and it's falling apart. We're gonna it's coming is It's actually happening And then we have this memo a six page memo which fell out of someone's bag from the German Foreign Office How does this happen by the way? This was happening during that during the period of time I think when Gordon Brown was at Well, he got they just took a picture of it no No, I mean you know they remember all those disks that were lost. Oh on the tube? He left a laptop in the bus with all this government information on the subway... Who is this?! Okay six page memo by the German foreign office argues that Europe's economic powerhouses should be able to intervene in how beleaguered eurozone countries are run The confidential blueprint sets out Germany's plan to tackle the eurozone debt crisis by creating a stability union

2:15:49 Will be immediately followed by moves on quote on the way towards a political union You can cross it out of the book because it's done It will prompt fears that Germany's euro crisis plans could result in a European super state with spending and tax plans set in Brussels which of course is what I And John you just agree with me have been saying all along then we get haiku Herman and Hermie baby comes out and he uses a word which is actually not in the English dictionary I found the word in investopedia, which is another book of knowledge. Listen to the word and let's understand what it means.

2:16:33 Not euro bonds, but using a broader term mutualization of public debt. Ah! Mutualization of public debt have you ever heard this term Jean-Claude Deborak? I actually have heard the term Let us understand In any case it is not short term fix to solve the debt crisis No we are screwed But it can be an instrument, among others towards stronger fiscal discipline in your area over the medium term. I know it is a very sensitive issue in a number of our member states but in exceptional times It is necessary to look also at far-reaching options Does that sound to you like we're screwed and here it comes?

2:17:23 does to me. Also, it will also be the case in my report. A report? It is clear that to be feasible preconditions need to be met in terms of fiscal positions and strict fiscal rules. This is why all those forms of mutualization of public debt could only be envisaged as the outcome of a process with different phases and criteria as it was done for the process leading towards the euro itself. Okay, so what Haiku is saying mutualization the definition

2:18:00 The process of changing a firm's business structure so the owners of the company are eligible to receive cash distributions from the company in direct proportion to the amount or revenue that company earns from each member. This form of business structures also known as a cooperative in some jurisdictions, this is it! This is the complete unification and loss of sovereignty for every state in the United States of Europe. And it's just using fancy words! Yeah, they're not going to tolerate this

2:18:36 Well, they will John. I disagree that people are so asleep They're all you know the Greeks are rioting in the streets Oh the Greeks but we're not seeing that where do you see that on television? You don't know but this happening yeah well the Greeks have a history of this They keep getting screwed. So this is like passed on from father to son, from mother to daughter, to grandkids so that's their culture but all these other so-called cultured countries they think it was okay there were safe you know Haiku Herman taking care of us gonna mutualization us It's all good man mutually it's just mutualizations fine everything's gonna be good and give me some Adderall quick screwed

2:19:20 And Le Monde newspaper. Are you familiar with Le Monde? Oh yeah, everybody is Would you say that's a reputable newspaper Yeah It's like a high class... Is it like the New York Times of France? I don't think so The French is kind of... They don't really have a New York Times in France I don't think A French somebody One of our two French listeners can correct me on this I think we've lost them I think we have zero Zero So Le Monde publishes a report which is reported on by the British speaking host of France 45, sorry, 24. French 24 whatever the hell it is

2:20:07 The French 24 channel, which I don't know. They got English speaking guys with British accents on the French channel and they read the translation of the most amazing article... Hello Ms Mickey! You look so hot Of the most amazing article published in La Monde Which is taken directly from our show notes here at The No Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe Welcome back, it's time now for Media Watch. James Creighton is here we have a bit of controversy on our hands tonight don't... Controversy! Le Mans London correspondent claims that Goldman Sachs has developed a network of influential figures across Europe

2:20:44 which includes the new head of the European Central Bank. It's a sense of conflict of interest, it's pretty extraordinary stuff at page two of Le Monde today, the free masonry, the European Freemasonry of Goldman Sachs and what they mean by free masonry is the way in which the Freemasons operate it's a network And Goldman Sachs essentially, according to the London Correspondent I mean it's pretty difficult to refute what he says have put in place a network across Europe. Who does that include? You've got Mario Draghi let's have a look at his photo here online He is the former... he is the new head of European Central Bank Former Vice President of Goldman Sachs Europe

2:21:21 You've also got the current Prime Minister, unelected Prime Minister of Italy. That's Mario Monti he was a former advisor to Goldman Sachs from I think 2005 up until the point when he was made prime minister you've also got the Prime Minister of Greece by the name of Lucas Papademos and he it was a former head of the Greek Central Bank at at the time when Greece came into the Eurozone. Now what they're saying here is that the figures that Greece presented, we've been hearing this for a long time now, that the figures were not honest and in fact it seems that Goldman Sachs helped Greece to present a better face to the world through very complicated financial instruments known as swaps. So complicated! Not idiot. This was a financial instrument that Goldman Sachs helped

2:22:10 Greece to conceal its debt with. That's since been referred to as lies and manipulation by various observers since, hasn't it? But what is extraordinary is that the Greek Central Bank was I suppose complicit with Goldman Sachs in concealing the true extent of Greek debt and you had Lucas Papademos at the head of the Greek Central Bank at that time And so he goes through various other figures. You've also got this guy, a former European Commissioner an Irishman by the name of Peter Sutherland He helped to place Mario Monti who is now the Prime Minister at the head of the Trilateral Commission according to Le Monde That's a key inner circle for the global elite So what you're seeing here in this article is a list of names of people who have very close associations with Goldman Sachs

2:22:53 who are very senior positions either in central banks or at government level in several different European countries. So Goldman Sachs, Freemasons all linked together and Le Monde basically going up. Now here comes the best part so When you and I talk about this John, particularly when I say you know the global elites it's a banker takeover You get like people going crackpot shut up. You conspiracy theorist shut up But when this guy does it... And what if what's interesting is their London correspondent a guy by the name of Mark Roche or Mark Rush He wrote a book called The Bank How Goldman Sachs Rules The World now one the French book

2:23:31 Business Book Award in 2010. So he's not somebody who is a sort of wacky conspiracy theorist, he is serious journalist. Serious journalists! Serious journalists! Just so wacky, wacky... I'm not saying we agree or disagree with what he's saying but you know he's a man whose reputation is good absolutely He's not crazy and he's not crazy like there's a Kareem Devour consulting group Not Crazy goes into great length at this article which is well worth reading anyway There ya go We're crazy. We're not like that guy, but we said exactly the same thing and we've been saying it for how long now? I don't know a couple years. But were crazy. Actually if you listen to the basic thesis that we expound upon its essentially a road map to what's going happen which of course will lead to the eventual civil war in Europe

2:24:27 And we're calling that now civil war and you have called it a while ago. Yeah Well, I just like to call it again I'd like to thank everybody for sending in their IRS forms To complain about the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation not reporting their IRS form 990 That's very cool and people are getting responses from the Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Service and basically The response is yeah shut up slave Thank you for the information you submitted regarding William J. Clinton's... Yeah, we didn't know this was going on thanks to the update! The Internal Revenue Service has an ongoing examination program to ensure that exempt organizations comply with applicable provisions in the Internal Revenue Code. The information you submitted will be considered in this program

2:25:13 Internal Revenue Code section 6103 protects the privacy of tax returns and tax return information of all taxpayers. Therefore, we cannot disclose the status of any investigation." Right and we will not do any follow-ups until were absolutely sure that Hillary Clinton will not be elected president. Until then... Then maybe we'll let you know something. Maybe, maybe, maybe not So let me just roll out some funny things to wind up the show here, John. No wait I got a couple more stories! Oh good, I'm sorry please...I've been waiting for you One of them is the, can you play to see something say something theme? Of course. This story relates to how where this always ends up. If you see something, say something! It's on the blog Dvorak dot org slash blog I saw as another one of these jaw droppers. I'll read the headline teacher goes off the deep end and calls the cops when a little girl kisses a little boy

2:26:09 The sheriff's deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed the boy during a physical education class. School brass actually reported the impromptu bus as a possible sex crime. According to Lee County Sheriff's Office, the assistant principal of Orange River Elementary School called in the cops after a teacher spotted the smooch Wednesday at the Fort Myers School. In fact, Margaret Ann Herring 56 initially called child welfare who directed her to contact the sheriff. I mean this is what this country's come too! Not this country not this Texas country i live in and I know where you live but it's great over here Well this is Florida We kiss all our girls get the hoe down

2:27:01 Now another story which got kind of got me was some guy in the East Coast with a proper license caught a 754 pound tuna. I saw this, yeah. The government our government took it away from him because it wasn't caught with a hook. What did he catch it with? The judge? It was a net. He was fishing for something else and he got this big tuna in there Like you can't have that tuna boy. Can't have that tuna So apparently the government took it and then the government officers sold it for something like three hundred and ninety six thousand dollars got some lab dances

2:27:52 Really? What's wrong with that, you know I think Ron Paul has got this all correct. He does he does. In the whole scheme of things and i do want to play one last Ron Paul clip just about the fish thing uh... I'm reliably informed that if you uh... because they're pretty strict on speed limits here in Texas but if you get your license plate your texas license plate with the fish Texas You can get one with a fish Yeah That the cops then think you're cool cause like you are a fisher Oh, that's good. It's a little bit you get that yeah well Yeah I'm getting me a fish license you betcha fish play one little clip That's uh actually taken from O'Reilly who hates Ron Paul because Fox is run by Democrats Yeah and they hate Ron Paul

2:28:41 and the word isolationist is dropped in here by O'Reilly? No, the other guy this one of the Glenn Beck. Dennis Miller. I can't think of his name. Corraldo Megan Fox It's one of them or he's a guy came over from The Networks He's working for Fox. You'll recognize his voice But he throws the isolationist word in as some sort of a negative thing. I am going to develop a small, and don't write me about my cycles book, a small thesis about this that isolationism which is a term that never appeared until about 1890

2:29:22 didn't become popular and at first were it was it was isolationism became a term in around 1920. It was always considered the Americans were always kept to themselves, so kind of a Ron Paul ideal you you doesn't mean that your you don't do international trade but just keep yourself you don't go throwing bombs on people and deserts or bombs on people if you don't just give all the jobs to China. China and so but he I just galled me when I first did they blast Ron Paul and then and What's his name? The other guy tries to kind of rationalize how it works And then he drops the isolationist bomb in there, and I'm thinking this is a negative word. That is shouldn't be negative It's actually a positive thing but so that word has to be changed you know America first or something else but

2:30:07 Play this clip and I'll be done with it. This is dangerous stuff, if you had power... It's not dangerous if you're not going to have power we don't believe Mr Paul will win but its dangerous stuff if you had power to think that way is it not? Well arguably so Bill but bear in mind that libertarians are deeply distrustful of governmental action on many levels not least of them foreign military undertakings and the positioning of American troops around the world in foreign military involvements are something that libertarians have for a long time been opposed to. So you see them articulating these views that are consistent with that. No, but the essential point is that you believe a slice of the American electorate would be... Wow! Isolationists? Well yeah I'm an isolationist. It's good

2:31:04 I believe, and I believe a couple of things but I believe that something may happen with Ron Paul. That people you know if they can get see unfortunately no one watches CNN but you know they're trying to hype it up and they're making it sexy so we got Wolf Seacrest and people might tune into it! And I can just imagine someone sitting on the couch with their hand in the crotch going like So when do this thing? Just be confused. You know like oh, okay? Yeah, it's kind of interesting that they all go wait a minute There's one guy who keeps saying something different And then was so apparent on this debate that maybe just maybe people will go Wait a minute if that guy is the only guys saying something different Maybe there's something to it I do have this hope is that foolish of me. Yo totally okay hmm

2:31:54 But I think that he's gotten a lot of attention, so much so that they have to try ways to blast him and marginalize him and make him look like an idiot. And they've done everything they can but one, he has his message which is very... He doesn't waffle, he doesn't lie, he doesn't go back-and-forth on things, he has good reason for the way he thinks and explains it if you ask him. The rest of it is just You know, the propaganda on the other side and like Paul says over and over again it's one party. If you want to play one last Ron Paul clip before we go out you can play his little thing on The Super Committee and why it is just a fiasco.

2:32:38 Tell me real quickly, what are your thoughts about the super committee? It's work. What is going to happen next week and what are the ramifications? I'm against the Super Committee it is not going to work nor will Congress because they're deadlocked because they won't admit that we're bankrupt or cut something If it goes into sequestration and there's a nickel and dime taken away from the military projected increases, no real cuts. Even if they fail and there are automatic cuts, there are no actual cuts. It is all cut in the proposed increases. And there is several in Washington, a coalition of Democrats and Republicans that will introduce a resolution

2:33:26 all those military expenditures and make sure that nothing gets cuts. Yeah, of course increase the drone program And by the way most of the cuts at both parties are talking about everything is cuts in increases There's no real it's a cut in an increase. I know it's crazy instead of 60 billion more you get 57 billion more You want to get 140 billion and they're gonna oh we're gonna cut it okay, they'll cut at the 120 They're not cutting into the hundred so I got a couple of Red Book predictions whip it out Holdin here

2:34:08 So we have our 40 days and 40 nights reality show. This is what you're gonna get this is the president who by the way if You look at the White House, if you look at whitehouse.gov Right now you'll see that the banner has changed This is the people's website Okay The people's website says if Congress doesn't act middle-class taxes will go up capital Calculate your taxes here. So I guarantee you in this reality show, the super committee will do nothing. President Obama will save the day 40 days and 40 nights that's what we have left till December 31st with an executive order which will be the expiration of the Bush tax cuts only for the rich so this is a prediction that by the end of the year it'll be an executive order because we can't wait ladies and gentlemen You know we can't wait

2:34:58 We can't wait. John, can we wait? Yes we can! Wait a minute I have one of those... Hold on a second Uh..I thought i had that uh... I added somewhere too, I didn't edit it No someone did it for me but I wanted it different Yeah the way- We can't wait to fix our schools So the way you're supposed to put it together, yeah, but you're supposed to put it together we says We can't wait. Yes, we can we can't wait? Yes, we can and

2:35:51 So anyway, so I predict that we'll have that as the because this is the new reality show remember We had the the ratings crisis. We're gonna get downgraded and Last minute were all screwed the world's gonna end. We're all gonna die terrorists Yeah, so now we'll have the president with executive order at the end of the year then I also predict I think somewhere in January February we're going to have a benefit concert a benefit concert for the 99% And I think Lady Gaga will be out front. All of a sudden, I had the feeling! We're gonna have a benefit concert It's going to be the 99% benefit concert and all the douchebags will be there and people would be like, oh if you're just getting by... You know it'd be funny if somebody when they deconstructed Benefits said yeah we were listening to this radio show we never even thought about this idea That was a great idea, that was really awesome Once they said it wow that's it! 99 percent show? I'm telling ya

2:36:52 Which will be attended by the 1% obviously who are the only people who can afford those tickets to expensive real people And now we get to I don't think I have the jingle somewhere. We go time to open it up again An important shift first of all a whole nother slew of climate gate emails came out and I believe that this is a red herring, that they are purposely putting this out to discredit the IPCC because now we have the UNPCC. And this is what's happening right now taking place and I think in a week or two in Cancun We have the United Nations Climate Panel of climate change kakamemi

2:37:46 UNPCC, I think they've purposely discredited the IPCC moving that over saying that's you know that's okay because we're the UNPCC which of course is the same organization at the IPCC is from and You watch that. The other UN PCC is going to start implementing stuff Guaranteed this is happening and it's already being indoctrinated on the kids in Gitmo Nation East. Listen to a childrens program about global warming, and tell me if you can spot the errors First though, to some big news about the state of our planet. A new report says harmful gases that damage the Earth have reached record levels Yeah the latest figures from The United Nations Weather Agency show that despite all of our efforts... That's the UNPCC by the way not the IPCC ...more environmentally friendly the amount of emissions is increasing faster than at any time in history so what's going wrong? Well let's take a walk back through time find out! Okay kids lets learn

2:38:48 The Industrial Revolution, a time which a few hundred years ago would change the world. Here in the UK, people left their farmlands in the country to work in massive factories in the city. It sparked a rise of railways carting new products up and down the country and it was all mainly powered by coal. Scientists worked out that burning all this coal releases a huge amount of gas into Earth's atmosphere. It caused what we know now as The Greenhouse Effect. It caused? Really?! It's having a huge impact on the planet. Now listen to the music because you're, the images you're seeing for the kids and this is a childrens program The images your seeing are of glaciers, icebergs melting fire You're seeing big smoke stacks with fire coming out and you see flooded roadways Sodom Gomorrah and death for the children Look children! You are f***ing dying Listen to the music though

2:39:51 You're going to Die children! You should see this video. It's really despicable

2:40:46 Just put it in the show notes. Yeah, it's in the show notes Okay Then I have two c-span clips which are both short and nature but just incredibly funny The first one is from this was a hearing this was a congressional hearing The guy's name is Douglas Brinkley And let me just see what this hearing was about It wasn't all that exciting But it got very exciting when the following passed Let me just see if I can find The hearing was the Natural Resources Committee Hearing on Oil Drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And this, so this guy Douglas Brinkley is testifying and then we have Congressman Young

2:41:31 And first of all, he gets the guy's name wrong. Instead of calling him Brinkley, he calls him Dr. Rice while he is saying that his testimony is garbage and then the guy gets in his face like hey you know the name is Berkeley not rice you idiot And pandemonium and it's like a shut up slave to the max. With that I recognize the gentleman from Alaska, Mr Young Thank you chairman and thanks for having this hearing. I will tell you if you ever want to see an exercise in futility is this hearing That side has already made of his mind This side has already made up its mind

2:42:11 and the, I call it Garby's Dr. Rice that comes from my mouth... Dr. Brinkley, Rice is a university! Well okay, I call you Dr. Rice, I'll call you anything I want to call you, while you're sitting in that chair. Pardon? You just be quiet. Well why? You stay quiet! You don't own me! I pay your salary! I can tell you right now, I'm the one who... The gentleman will suspend and I'll remind members and I'll remind witnesses Mr. Brinkley You are invited here to testimony and we look forward to your testimony. You got the time to say what at least was on your mind within the time constraint... Let me start, call me Mr. Rice I needed to correct the record. Mr. Brinkley Okay We see a lot of people here and from time-to-time we make foo paws That is the definition of a foo paw

2:43:03 Instead of saying faux pas, he says we make a lot of faux pas here. I mean isn't that exactly the definition of a faux pas? By calling it a faux pas? Who's that douchebag? Who gives a crap is... He gets in everyone's face and then they tell him to shut up and then he shuts up! No who was the douche bag that called him Mr. Rice? Oh uh.. That's Don Young Republican congressman from Alaska He's like shut up, shut up. Shut up you be quiet and the guy goes You don't own me! Like it's a schoolyard And we made foopas Foopas Nobody is perfect here Foopa But to interrupt breaks the comedy of what were trying We're gonna have- he says to interrupt breaks the comedy That's what he said Yeah it's the comedy and I'm agreeing Is that the same guy? Is that the guy from Alaska No thats the chairman Thats the chairman of the committee Who's that? Uhhh

2:43:56 uh... let me see if i can find it. That breaks the comedy? Yes! And I'm like, no its great comedy what are you talking about this is fantastic comedy It's a he is..I cant read his name tag on the video its ah..no I just cant. We should bring this up in the next show But eh..it's a foo-pah and don't break the comedy we're gonna have disagreements here you've already seen that He called me Mr. Rice Try to do that in a way that is civil. In the word Mr. Rice, I correct you would do that if somebody said that your name too. Mr. Brinkley, I've been called a lot of things in my time... I wouldn't call you that! You're good kind. Mr. Brinkley, do you want to continue sitting at this panel? Do you wanna... Hey, shape slave!! Yes. Okay then please follow the rules. Yes okay I'll shut up now Unbelievable Wow and then finally once again I beg of you I beg our human resources

2:44:53 There are, I don't know what the problem is why you aren't doing it but C-SPAN which as you can tell is becoming a comedy network. They're even calling themselves a comedy network they have call in shows and these and they will let absolutely everybody on the air and they have sometimes very interesting people Who are being interviewed and you can call in and you cannot only douchebag them You can you promote no agenda show calm. You can do this? You can say hey going to go to shut up slaves comm We really need this, and I'm willing to give out special honorary mentions Whatever it is it is so easy And this guy Phil Kirpin who was an economist listen how easy it is to get on the show and listen to how

2:45:43 abhorrent this asshole is. You just called the listener a moron. What an idiot! So please consider getting on these shows, we really... I mean we can use the help it'll be well worth it It's easy to get you don't even have to- Getting they didn't have no screeners there Just get on and do it

2:46:23 We should have one or two assigned people that just do it constantly. Well, we don't need everybody trying to because a lot of people say you know they don't listen this week listen the C-SPAN so they Don't have to so now you're telling them listen to see better There's got to be a couple people out there they could that have the time to just do this continually, use different names. There's three lines Republican Democrat and Independent you call in on all three of them Do different voices if somebody wants to practice their voice Hi I'm Bill! I am on the Republican line and i'd like to ask a question Mr Jenkins Yeah exactly Have you ever listened to No Agenda Show at noagendashow.com Mr Jenkins? No That would do it You should Adios mofo And then hang up Perfect

2:47:07 You can do it. They call back with a different voice Yeah, I try to use you guys think if you use a star six seven one of those codes your caller ID won't come through Nice Alright everybody Wow long show well you deserved it you came through for us We came through for you coming to you from Camp Mofo in the capital the lone Star State I am your Lone Wolf in the morning Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where its turkey day I'm John C. Dvorak. We'll be back again on Sunday, right here on NOAgenda. Adios mofo.