Jabs for Jesus

00:00 I'll tell you what, i'm gonna go do that my gum. Adam Curry John C Devorah It's Thursday May 6th 2021 this is your award winning Gilmore Nation Media assassination episode 1344 This Is No Agenda Still hesitant and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin Texas capital of the drone star state In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's cold and dreary Oh, not quite dark yet. I'm John C. Dvorak. Well now we did give you guys the stick a couple shows ago is it raining or is it just cold and dreary? It's foggy. Did you got the rain you needed though did you not? Fogging and windy which is the worst. But California got what they needed...the rain? No! What?!

00:51 It took more than a half shake, but then it was reckoned to have it re-corrected. The back end of the stick just killed Texas man we had...the hail size? Six inches! Hail Yeah but that's pretty fluffy hail is this a it's not a solid rock ice Well, okay. I did not test it out so... You gotta check it if there's a solid six inch blocker. There have been big softball size two three-inch solid blocks of ice and those are the ones that dent the cars right? Right well there was a lot of damage inside Texas. Maybe some ice in there but doesn't take much

01:31 but reminding me of my Ikea lamp, which is... Which i really it's just the plastic on this outside this lamp is so cheesy that it's crumbling. It's literally crumbling like a dried up icing on a cake. That's what it's like exactly what it's like you can grab it and pull off little pieces then you crunch in your fingers and make a powder Wow, okay. What kind of plastic is this? Is it made in China? They can't even... Before we start I did the morning check of the three networks. That's right ladies and gentlemen 3x3 what is going on this is an eyewitness report John what are you learning

02:18 Well, first we got three networks and let's go with one of them NBC. Do I flip it on? This is just a quick sampling of what they're doing on those morning shows. NBC is celebrating nurses Okay, well nurses should always be celebrated. So they're celebrating nurses and they have a QR code on the screen and everything else... And what can you do to celebrate nurses? I have a lot of ideas none are show worthy Get a vaccine Oh, of course. That's how you celebrate the nurse! You celebrate the nurse by getting a vaccine and you can click on that QR code and it'll show where all...where you can go get a shot right now Yeah nice alright this goes right along with what I thought would be in your 3x3 report today okay celebrating nurses with the Vax cool Okay now it gets a little more stranger so CBS we flip to CBS

03:16 We've got the Teacher of the Year on, the National Teacher of the Year. Oh wow! And we have a CBS host in the middle, National Teacher of the Year on the left and another famous teacher on the right Well hold on teachers also need to be celebrated I'm strong proponent of teachers who teach Not indoctrinate or propagandize, but teach yes and who was the other famous? Oh wait let me guess. Was it Dr.. Jill? Yes it was! What a guess! You're astonishing! Hold on to your zephyr! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 cards in your zephyr 9 10 Woah! What's going on what's the final count?!

04:00 10. Ladies and gentlemen, alert the Squawk Box over at CNBC! We have a ten car Zephyr! Stuff is going out of control! Bitcoin's 57,135! Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! Sell sell sell! So anyway, the 10 cars there that was odd. That's crazy! Was it? Sure wasn't extra locomotive No, there were the two I did but I may have missed one of them locomotives so i just caught it as the Wow locomotives ten cars and the last they're all over the same

04:37 type of car but the last one was like a weird looking thing I don't know why it wasn't like this. Oh my goodness, I'm excited! I'm all jitty about that we've never have we ever had a 10 cars Zephyr? Never. I don't think so no first time in the show's history by the way that big deal folks it is alright back to the back to the shows So Jill Biden there she's nodding her head and everything as well The woman this teacher of the year national teacher talks with a cry I've met my students and i'd like to teach my students. It's so great to be the teacher of the year." She got this horrible whining cry when she talked, she just... I can't imagine what the students are like in her classes. She dropped a new buzz phrase. What is the key to success? Vaccine? Vaccines! Sorry. It should have been. No The key is and Joe would agree with this that nowadays what you want

05:32 is for your education, you want a joyous and just education. Hmm...joyous AND just as in just- Joyous and doesn't- You shouldn't need to learn how to read or write or do math No, just have joy Because that's racist! You want a joyous and JUST Okay, so I thought that was interesting. Oh man you learn a lot in just a few minutes okay last is a question about About the shot did dr.. Jill that she looked 18 feet tall on the screen those three heads Three head box three head box okay? So ABC it wasn't I thought you'd be interested in this That's why I saved it for last uh-huh

06:20 It's all about real estate. Oh, okay! And the new trend. The new trend which is renting? I believe the ABC report was a native ad for Open Door Oh, what's Open Door? Is that a... Yeah! That's what I said. What's Open Door? Hmm... Open Door is the kind of mock competitor to and they did mention it these Zillow and Redfin. Ah this is a sell-it yourself website so your home yourself This for the new iBuyer

07:01 Oh, the iBuyer. God! Which is when you're locked in your house and you're afraid to go out and still want to buy a home... And then you buy it online I guess? Everything's online online online. She described Open Door as Online Flippers. Online flippers?! I don't know what that meant either but she did point out that that these guys bought somebody's house for $388,000 just sight unseen. Just a few photos and give me the money! And then they flipped it from 348 like within a week. Yeah there is definitely some of that going on. So their online flippers and it was a big promotion of the Ibuyer online only how you can really take its better

07:52 It's better? Is it cheaper, do they take a percentage or do they... Yeah they do. They take a 5% cut. Five?! Yeah Wait a minute if you're not giving it away nobody these days I think you can get like three and a half percent for buyer and seller broker I mean that's negotiable these guys are doing five and you're not even and the brokers not even driving your around taking to lunch Yeah? Alright, well not for me. So that's your morning wrap? Well a lot of promotion there...a lot of promotion and I would have to say that i need to go straight into more promotion because the mainstream media has stopped pretty much all reporting medical reporting and they've just turned to marketing

08:44 It's all marketing, 100%. It's all about marketing to your potential vaccine hesitancy. And what is great about this marketing is of course you know a lot it sponsored by Pfizer not even bashful about it And all of it is, you know go find out more. Go here learn this get it here places to get the shot at the shot at the shot are your black at the shot don't worry about it just gets shot shot shot shot shot black and brown community So let's... This is a question that needs to be asked. I've been meaning to do it for weeks on end and I've been meaning to look it up, and then I start the show and then after the show I think about it. Okay? One of those things. How much does Pfizer get per shot from the government because these shots are free! They're free but they're only free to you

09:33 Well, all we know is that Pfizer did about four billion dollars in the first quarter and they're projected to do twenty six billion dollars this year. So extrapolate that out you got it remove the boner pills and then the rest is all shots I guess so I don't know I don't know these are a bunch of pop. Yeah I think maybe more than that actually. Oh wait control room is weighing in they see some thirty dollar numbers Hmm, I don't know. All that to me all that matters is just look at the report four billion dollars in the first great queue guys way to go 26 billion for this year and i think they'll exceed it they'll probably hit 30 billion

10:19 Yeah, well. That's fantastic and with a nice assist from the president who is trying to help the promotional... So now we're changing it up since people are no longer going to the mass vaccination sites Now were going to incentivize all of the drug stores, they're getting in on the money too Walgreen's, CVS. Your doctor... Now the Pfizer reps finally get to go to your doctor and say hey I got some presents here! Let me give you some money on the table let me see it on a little vacation we gotta get some shots going boys now this is the system that works We know that when you put it into the doctors in the pharmacies and the trusted sources people definitely there'll be an uptake

11:05 And how do you find this? Well, there's all kinds of handy websites. Unfortunately our president still has problems with the new technology or maybe even reading a prompter. Visit vaccines dot gum. Yeah, dot gum that's where you need to go. Vaccines dot gum what is wrong with this man listen to the whole thing visit vaccines dot com dot gov vaccines dot gov or text text your zip code to... I'm not quite sure what happened there. President Joe went on the blink No, it's all about getting it scared. Still need to scare people Hold on a second! I know you're on a roll but I gotta stop Yeah sure Went ON THE BLINK? Yeah You don't know the term? That's a phrase from The Shades Thank you yes It's right up there with Fiddle Sticks

12:03 Well, yes. I think going on the blink maybe that... Maybe when he said he was in his mind because i'm still convinced is gonna drop one of these bombs on us when he said dot gum he was thinking buy gum. Buy gum? I'll tell you what! I'm gonna go do that by gum It could be. Buy gum get your vaccine shot Well, he's got to get his words straight man. This is not good marketing unlike superstar Andrew Cuomo governor of New York now he knows how to do it baby With the groups who are targeting on the vaccination youthful and the doubtful Okay we gotta get the youthful and the doubtful what can I possibly say that would entice them to go get a jab a poke in their arm? And there is an attitude that they'll be fine why should they take the vaccine

12:57 Maybe you will get a long-haul syndrome that we're not really sure what it is yet, but a lingering consequence of COVID. Here it comes! Or maybe you go home and kiss your grandmother and wind up killing your grandmother Yeah baby now that he would know He's the expert doctor dr.. Granny death himself granny killer keska say Yeah, he would know. TikTok still doing the pro stuff Missy Modell is high-end though man high end stuff I'm your biggest fan Trust in me Doctor, doctor Fauci Tell me all of those super stories are ending Doctor, doctor

13:55 Listen to that, baby. This is Trust Fauci! The undercurrent music there was stolen from Justin Bieber or something? There's a suit at great in the habit Yeah well you know that's allowed on TikTok they have the license so you can do all that So just remember Dr. Fauci is the man to trust But really... In America I mean if you really want people to get to do something then you gotta give them something Give them something. That includes offering incentives to people who get the shot, a chance for a new car in Memphis free beer in New Jersey. Our new Shot and A Beer program to encourage eligible New Jersians ages 21 and over to get vaccinated Do you think this will really work? Like... You get a free car in Memphis And in New Jersey Free beer

14:52 And are people really this easy to convince? Shot in a beer. Yeah, wow yeah well it's like the donut Well yes the doughnut It's also you know beer also very healthy but a car I mean a car that's pretty good and as we know the vaccine demand is down that's really the reason because first we're never going to get where we need to be which i'll get to in a moment which is herd immunity which can only be achieved by vaccines apparently its new science So maybe we should do more in the marketing. But the battle to get shots and arms is hitting speed bumps. Daily vaccinations are down 22% from just three weeks ago. Physicians around the country like North Carolina's Dr. Karen Smith using techniques like micro-targeting, to help reach individuals in key places like churches

15:51 convenience stores and even a poultry plant. But we're setting up trust in the health care system, which many of these individuals have lost a long time ago. Their main foe vaccine hesitancy, a major concern in Texas where weekly shots fell more than 50 percent. The Lone Star State slated to have a surplus of half a million doses with no clinics asking for them. We should do some micro-targeting, that's how we're gonna get closer to them. Micro targeting? Just take it door to door knock knock knock Oh! That's coming hold on I have it here there is a new bill on the books which is the Testing Reaching and Contacting Everyone Act also known as The Trace Act

16:36 And this will authorize the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to award grants for testing, contact tracing monitoring and other activities to address COVID. To go up and knock on your door! That's exactly what this is. The bill number is HR6666. I always loved that although they threw in an extra six for savings I guess CNN doing their job bringing on this Dr. Leanna Wen, she is the carrot and the stick lady and she's just unrelenting with her lies about herd immunity to review. Herd immunity is when enough people have antibodies that a virus has no more chance of spreading because it just can't find enough hosts

17:23 You can achieve herd immunity and thus antibodies through vaccination. Of course, people who have had the disease have antibodies and you also reach herd immunity with dead people who just die We're going to get to herd immunity through a balance of those who've had it and those who got vaccinated. So this conversation is all about how that will be balanced, and if we can get there through more vaccination fewer people will get sick and die. How's that? Well, I certainly agree with you on everything you said in your intro. I also though am not sure that we are going to reach herd immunity. The other scenario here is that we get a decline in the number of infections because of increasing vaccinations over the summer. That's really good but I also fear people are going to get complacent and they're going to see things returning to normal. They can go about doing things they were able to before regardless whether or not they were vaccinated and what I really worry about

18:22 Those people who are already on the fence don't get vaccinated. We don't return immunity come the fall and then with the winter because coronaviruses are winter respiratory viruses, we have a big resurgence maybe we have variants coming in from other countries and we could start this whole process all over again have another huge pandemic come the winter. And so that's why getting to herd immunity now as much as possible is really important and because we don't have the incentives in place exactly, as you said I don't know that will get there Okay, so she is just a liar because even if we stop vaccinations today eventually we'll get to herd immunity by the other two ways. Everyone has had it or most people have had it and the other people are dead So it's just a lie It's a medical lie that she is peddling that you can only reach herd immunity through vaccination What she is saying Is that before vaccinate- Before vaccinations

19:20 in the 1800s, late 1800's herd immunity never existed. So everybody on this planet... This is a simulation because everyone has already died of scarlet fever and tuberculosis and all these other things that kill people left and right because there was no such thing as herd immunity before the 1800s. That's what she said. Yes! That's what she said You might die But that's not really her message. She wants to market you and tell you, well she wants to pull everyone together and explain how we can entice people. There's really only one way! You've gotta have a carrot in his stick, he gotta have something for people look forward too. Oh if I get the jab then i can do all these cool things So how do we close the deal? Close the deal?! I want to show you page 1 of The New York Times today because a reporter went to Green County Tennessee put that up on the screen and here is what they found

20:19 A week here in Greene County reveals a more nuanced, layered hesitancy than surveys suggest. People say that politics isn't the leading driver of their vaccine attitudes. The most common reason for their apprehension is fear—fear that the vaccine was developed in haste and long-term side effects are unknown. Their decisions are also entangled in a web of views about bodily autonomy, science and authority plus a powerful regional somewhat romanticized self image We don't like outsiders messing in our business. How do we reach that mindset? Now, what I would expect from Dr Leanna Wen here is some counter information Well you don't have to be worried about the speed of this because X You don't have to be worried about the trials Because this is how it was conducted Just some medical information

21:09 Surprise. Oh, okay. Okay so... That's the anti-vaxxers? You're off the hook! The group we should be targeting first are those who actually really want the vaccine but just haven't had it because they have other things in their lives to worry about They have work and maybe they're working multiple jobs that taking care of elderly parents or young kids we need to make it really easy for them to get the vaccine. I think we should be closing mass vaccination sites, redistributing vaccines to doctors' offices, pharmacies getting pop-up clinics and churches in schools... Pop up clinics and churches?

21:58 in workplaces, that's how we'll reach those people. Then there is that bigger middle I think that's the group you were referring to Michael, people who have specific concerns about the vaccine We need to address these concerns ideally by people in their community who change their minds Okay so we need to address the concerns people have and btw in black and brown communities they're not actual Americans just communities They have very specific concerns, so we need to address them. But we don't need to address them with answers We just need to address them with people in their community who tell them to get it. That jabs for Jesus! We need to address these concerns ideally by people in their community who change their minds...who initially thought

22:38 I'm worried about these vaccines too, but here's what changed my mind. For those people to tell those stories and now show all of these pictures of people reunited with their families going about their normal lives. I think we should do just like people did that vaccine selfie. I think we need to have selfies of people now going to bars and restaurants with other vaccinated people to show what a return to 2019 pre-pandemic life could really look like." So let me get this right. The idea is to address their concerns by showing people selfies of vaccinated people at restaurants? Bars. Bars, bars you said bars yes sure that you can go get wasted now No what you need to do is you need to bring in people from the community To help them understand that they need to get jabbed let's bring in one of those people from the community Hi everybody hey it's Barack Hey Barack Now that every American over the age of 16 Is eligible to get the vaccine I want to talk about You getting yours Yeah The vaccine is safe It's effective Its free

23:41 I got one, Michelle got one. People you know got one! Hey how come he didn't get two? Did you get the Johnson and Johnson? Yeah why did he get two? Except for that... The first thing came to mind What's that but they only got 1 or are you full of crap?! And now you can get one too Just One It is the only way we're going to get back all the things we love The Only Way! THE ONLY WAY!!! That is just a lie From safely spending time with grandparents To going to concerts and watching live sports So get the vaccine as soon as you can. You might die! Get the vaccine... I don't go to sports and live events, and my grandparents are dead so there ya'go No what you really want is some real people from the community Ya know? The black & brown community So you go to The Real, the ladies of The Real Now this is without a doubt a very popular show The ladies have influence

24:36 And they did a 30-minute special, which is I think only available on YouTube. It's called What's Up Doc? It's a special segment and it literally says on the screen at the beginning sponsored by Pfizer! Let's listen in... There are now over 100 million people in the US who have received... Needless to say, every woman in this is of color. COVID-19 vaccination whether or not you get vaccinated is a personal choice but it's so important to stay informed So today we're making sure YOU have the info you need This is What's Up Doc? COVID-19 Vaccines Edition! Wooo! Hit It Girls

25:24 Today we're getting all the answers to your vaccine questions straight from Pfizer's chief patient officer. Oh man, how much money did they get? Hold on I have to say one thing about this it's pathetic that is pathetic by the way and i'll say it again it's pathetic but let's go back to the uh the i think it's an error i think there was a i don't know how pfizer let him get away with it There must have been some debate about this. I can't believe there wasn't an argument with Pfizer and they said, okay we'll let you do it You can't start off this special especially when it's paid for by Pfizer with the Namby-Pamby as a personal choice

26:10 You have to start it off with this is an important necessity. It's not a personal choice, it's an important or impor-ant necessity and that's the wordage they should have put at the beginning but as you would...the way you played it with its a personal choice and then that backdoor into the discussion Pfizer paying for all this? No no no no! That's not happening There's no way you put that wordage in there. It just doesn't work out. Because this is before the opening. This may be like we do on the show you pull something from a quote you put at the beginning This is an intro quote which probably stood by itself and was maybe even produced after the actual Special was put I'd be very irked if I was Pfizer, and what you if what you say is true? I'd be very irked I'd ask for a make-good

27:07 It takes the wind out of the whole presentation as far as I'm concerned if i'm a Pfizer marketing guy. Well let's continue with the chief patient officer, we should look that up with that job... Who is he? He's the CPO! He's also Chief Petty Officer. Well it's she and she is off color Today we're getting all the answers to your vaccine questions straight from Pfizer's chief patient officer. Please welcome Dr. Dara Richardson-Heron. Hello everyone! Hello! Hi guys, hey guys! Okay let's get straight to it the CDC has said vaccines are safe and effective but some people still feel hesitant to get it I know among communities of color especially black communities there are concerns even distrust

27:52 How do you respond to that? You know what, Loni. Given the magnitude and urgency of the pandemic we're so thankful for the efforts that have been undertaken to develop a COVID-19 vaccine in record time but when it comes to mistrust I think its important to provide a bit of context here because let's face it many underserved communities particularly communities of color have well earned mistrust in our nations health care system The truth is communities of color are not always treated with the respect and dignity we deserve. I mean, think about historical transgressions like the Tuskegee syphilis study, the unauthorized use of Henrietta Lacks cancer cells and others...

28:35 To be honest, there's still continued barriers today. Systemic racism, lack of access to healthcare implicit bias in micro or even macro aggression so honestly it's not surprising that these unfortunate events might have a negative impact on some people of color and their confidence in receiving a COVID-19 vaccine So its really important for us to understand and acknowledge the reasons for this mistrust, but it's equally important for us to find ways to respectfully address the concerns people have and do what it takes to rebuild confidence in our nation's healthcare system so that we can protect our communities from the horrific impact COVID-19 is having right now. And also eliminate the many health disparities we unfortunately continue to see in black and brown communities. So here here's what's going on

29:30 She's referring to the Tuskegee syphilis experiment where doctors lied to patients and her response is well we have to recognize that. And then she says trust the doctors basically. She gives no scientific facts, no answers to the questions that are being asked just saying well we have to recognize that you know well we screwed black men back in the day like it's different now and so we won't do that or did we just have to find people who are more... I know what will do! We need to get some professionals in here who can really talk to black and brown communities. John Legend, come on in! What was your reaction when it became evident that COVID-19 was disproportionately affecting the black community?

30:20 Well, you know if you talk to anyone that provides health care to the black community You'll know that there's so many reasons why when there are healthcare concerns it hits black and brown communities harder. A lot of its built into the way our communities have experienced racism By the way please pay attention to this overpaid Overestimated not-that-impressive Songstress John Legend who is going to tell you about his community and all the things he has suffered for years whether it's environmental... Hold on a second, stop. Is this in that same report we're watching? No, no. This is... Okay you didn't make that clear I'm sorry no i have moved now to another native ad okay as long as you let us know because i was wondering what he was doing it wasn't that he wouldn't be on that special exactly why the music bed all of a sudden Because It's A Commercial

31:16 It's annoying by the way, the music badge is annoying. It's very annoying and I would like to make a personal plea to people who make clips on Twitter and YouTube... There was actually something Dr. Simone Gold of America's Frontline Doctors and she had a little bit there about ivermectin that I wanted to clip and whoever made this video There is no reason you need to put the bombastic Alex Jones music under it. Like this, like so... Oh she's an American hero flying in on her freaking eagle! Stop! You're ruining the opportunity to do anything with these clips! Why? The way our communities have experienced racism for

32:02 for years, whether it's environmental racism, segregation and actually being treated differently when they visit health care providers. So there are so many factors that go into us having worse health outcomes and some of it is just the stress of racism that causes heart problems and higher blood pressure and all these other things. We were already vulnerable to any kind of health condition, but particularly this virus which preys on people that have pre-existing conditions. It has been really devastating for black and brown communities

32:44 And we're also disproportionately likely to be frontline workers, people who can't stay home. People who can't zoom into work, uh, who have to be there? So many factors were involved but it hit our community very hard and because of that our communities most in need of an intervention like the vaccines Prevention is going to be the most important way of stopping this virus from spreading. So even just the nervousness about racism makes you more susceptible to dying from COVID? This, by the way was a Walgreens ad The whole thing on screen continuously Walgreens get your shot at Walgreen's John Legend shilling for Walgreens

33:30 So, I have some specific things about the black and brown community but first we need to do two more promotional pieces. John Oliver, the whitest guy i know who i think is probably also a vasectomy victim just looking at him going based on your theory What do you think? Well, again I'm gonna say it's not my theory. It was proposed and used as a youth mechanism to make you look a certain way and it has been documented in the books that is very popular so it wasn't my theory

34:11 Now that I know that what took place, then you can just extrapolate the appearance that you achieve by getting a vasectomy and see it in other people. Correct. I'm sorry did not mean to accuse you of such an incredibly good theory. You didn't dream it up? He did not dream it up but basically you start to look like Rachel Maddow That's what happens so John Oliver did a full hour on his HBO show John Oliver also not a doctor His wife is a doctor though, which probably makes him feel that more angry about hesitancy and deniers. Yeah she's probably the one who gave him the vasectomy. This is good for you

34:52 And he called out enemy number one, that really is only one enemy when it comes to the person solely responsible for none of us ever reaching herd immunity probably for the death of the country. We all know who it is! Another group you might have heard have high hesitancy rates are Republicans and that is also true around 30% of Republicans say they won't get it and it's not hard to see why Because fears and doubts about the vaccine have flown around conservative media, with one of the most prominent super spreaders being this fucking guy. What about this vaccine? Why are Americans being discouraged from asking simple straightforward questions about it? Questions like how effective are these drugs? Are they safe? Do you need a reason to turn on the vaccine? And what happens if you do turn it down

35:39 Will you be allowed to fly on airplanes? Or go to work or enter the front doors of Madison Square Garden. Oh, now they're telling us the vaccine has a delayed response. Okay, delayed by how long? They don't say if vaccines work why are vaccinated people still banned from living normal lives honestly what's the answer to that so maybe it doesn't work and they're simply not telling you have that well you hate to think that especially if we've gotten two shots But what's the other potential explanation? Okay, it is genuinely weird to see someone hosting a show on a supposed news network and ending every sentence with a question mark. Especially when answers to most of those questions are out there for anyone who cares to know. Could you give the answers to me Johnny? For instance that last complaint that the CDC still recommends wearing masks indoors when around vulnerable unvaccinated people does not mean the vaccine doesn't work

36:35 Clinical trials found that the vaccines are spectacularly successful at preventing people from getting serious disease. Hold on, that's literally an admission that the vaccine doesn't work it's just you won't have the disease that bad As for whether they protect you from spreading the virus The trials weren't designed to assess that but evidence so far indicates that they drastically reduce transmission The reason we still see mask and distancing recommendations is that the CDC is being cautious, and wants to be sure that it's not spreading bullshit around during a global pandemic like a frozen dinner duke with a TV show. Anyway I hope that answers at least one of your gape-mouthed bad faith wonderings Tucker you scrunch faced fear baboon!

37:18 And the problem is, when people like Tucker raise questions without bothering to answer them there is a lot of misinformation out there for people to then stumble on. Which he in this whole hour doesn't even address no one's addressing the actual questions which is so cool about this marketing exercise they're just jamming it in your face and they went to NPR and said I think maybe NPR had an internal meeting look we can't really be doing too much here but you know maybe we could help everybody out So, you know we're still on board with the program so we can get some of those bigger sponsorships. You know the brought to you by Pfizer stuff but we kind of have to spread the love let me think let's do this The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are very similar both based on the same technology so switching between them is probably not that big a deal

38:07 But in the United Kingdom, researchers have begun to study whether using two completely different vaccines is as good or even better than using the same one twice. Technically this is known as heterologous vaccination But there's a more colloquial description. In the UK at the moment, we're sort of calling it mix and match Helen Fletcher is a professor of immunology at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine She says shortages of a vaccine or concerns about side effects may induce health officials to adopt a mix-and-match strategy

38:45 That could mean starting with what's called a viral vector vaccine, like the one made by AstraZeneca and following with an mRNA vaccine. Holy crap! So now they're not just talking about Pfizer or Moderna... Now just throw in something else man! Just throw in an extra one! Pfizer or Moderna? This is ludicrous! It continues Health agencies in France and Germany have already begun recommending people consider doing that. So there's a practical reason why you would want to mix two different types of vaccine, but there is also a scientific reason as well? Here's why. Fletcher says basically all vaccines work by showing people's immune systems something that looks like an invading virus but really isn't if the real virus ever comes along their immune systems will recognize it and be prepared to fight it off

39:33 Using two different vaccines is a bit like giving the immune system two pictures of the virus, maybe one face on and one in profile. If you give two different types of vaccine then you tend to get better immune response than if you give the same vaccine twice I think it was only a few months ago Don't you dare mix it! Make sure you don't get the Moderna if you had the Pfizer Oh no, don't do that, thats bad Now? Yes, man! Yeah yeah do your thing. Do a couple things throw them together man it's all gonna be science so all the big science advocates I will give you at least one reason why i believe the black community by any other not Americans are just black communities

40:19 are very hesitant about vaccines. Currently, the national average is one in 50 boys who appears on the autism spectrum and correlation is that it happens right after the triple MMR, which used to be three separate vaccines until Merck combined them into the MMR and set the schedule at 15 months. And that's when boys in particular... It's still skyrocketing. It's a hockey stick. At one point it was unknown autism then it was 1 in 10,000 and since 1992 its skyrocketed now to one in 50 for black boys

41:06 that is closer to one in 15. And the reason why it's happened to black boys and brown boys, is the correlation between poverty is high in that community and they get everything jammed up those schedule is stacked and its obvious this is not very healthy for children Do you remember Robert De Niro produced a documentary for his very own film festival called Vaxxed and that he pulled the documentary from his own festival, from the what's this little film? Tribeca. The Tribeca Film Festival

41:48 Because he has a son with autism and he really, he was pushing this. He was... I found the clip but it was two-and-a-half minutes so we don't need to listen to De Niro But he was pushing this documentary and then he pulled it because well there were some things that weren't quite sure Whatever! De Niro. I went back and watched the whole documentary It's on YouTube about an hour and half And this will give you some real pause, the short clip from it. Where there's a whistleblower within the CDC who was very aware has documentation of the CDC never ever trying the new triple dose vaccine in a proper trial on children with a control group

42:33 And this did come out very briefly about six or seven years ago, maybe a little bit longer and it came out in the documentary few years back when Bill Posey congressman from Florida specifically requested Colleen Boyle I think she was then the CDC director to explain what testing they had done with the MMR vaccine with children. And here's how that went... study comparing vaccinated children with unvaccinated children yet. Have you done that? We have actually done a number of studies looking at the relationship between thimerosal vaccines and autism and other developmental disabilities. Vaccines in their components did not increase the risk for autism. My time is very limited here, so clearly definitely unequivocally you have studied vaccinated versus unvaccinated

43:32 We have not studied vaccinated versus unvaccinated. Never mind, just stop there that was the meaning of my question you wasted two minutes of my time So right now we are about to allow these same companies through the FDA and the CDC to vaccinate children between 12 and 15. And there's not enough time to have even done a proper study, so if you want some vaccine hesitancy from a group that is very suspicious and seems to have a high rate of autism which has nothing to do with vaccines it's all discredited it's all crap

44:08 There is a whistleblower who will go to jail if he speaks out. He would have to be subpoenaed by Congress, which Congress is not going to do for obvious reasons and this clip from the Vax documentary explains it all, explains the No Agenda show take on Big Pharma This is The Producer of The Doctors very famous TV show in America I think its almost daily at this point It's always been daily I'm pretty sure it's a daily show that competes with Dr. Oz And he had the story, he had audio tape He had the documents, he had the whistleblower, he had everything good to go and then this In fall of last year i got a call from an inside source who told me that in two weeks there is going to be a whistleblower from CDC Who was going to come out and say that CDC committed fraud on MMR study

45:00 and that they knew that vaccines were actually causing autism. I mean, that's a huge story! Unfortunately it was a story i would not be able to tell on the medical talk show because of our funding was coming from pharmaceutical industry we were also very good friends with the CDC who had appeared on our show many many times But I knew that once this story broke, two weeks later... ...that the mainstream news media would pick it up. Fox would be on it CNN would be on MSNBC and we're talking about the biggest medical story in the last decade or 2 at least So that two weeks came. I saw a video posted by Andrew Wakefield and Brian Hooker And I heard the words of William Thompson and his confession

45:44 Oh my god, I cannot believe we did what we did. But we did It's all there. It's all there and I watched the blogosphere go crazy tweets Facebook Social media everybody talking about it, but not one Mainstream media source went anywhere near this story in fact on CNN someone put the story up On iReport and CNN took it down And at that moment I realized Wait a minute. Not only is my medical talk show being produced by the pharmaceutical industry all of television is Yes, yes All of tell you might as well give yourself clip in today for digging that thing up Thank You It was fun to watch again it's in the show notes its definitely I do have some clips from Kate from Canada from a doctor up there that has been

46:46 given a gag order for saying anything. I guess in Canada it's illegal to create vaccine hesitancy. Oh this show is outlawed baby! Outlawed in Canada! Is that a real law? We're not creating anything, we're just playing clips and then discussing them. Do you think it's a real law? Well I mean...we could just be creating it by being us! You could argue that in court, I guess Well, I don't expect the Canadians to go after us. But do you want to hear these? This is kind of interesting. Yeah yeah, of course we do! And again it's not produced by a company that did... like you just played, that's supported by the pharmaceutical industry It was on an obscure podcast Nice

47:40 up in Canada run by a couple women and But let's listen. This is Charles Hoffman the first clips the long one and it discusses his story We really are grateful dr. Hough Thank you very much for being here we understand now that you have written a letter one of the things you start out your letter to dear, Dr.. Henry which is Dr. Bonnie Henry, the first dose of the Moderna vaccine has now been administered to some of my patients in the community of Lytton BC This began with First Nations members of our community in mid-January 2021 900 doses have now been administered Will you tell me Doctor Hoff what has transpired and what brought you to such concern that you felt you needed to write an open letter to Dr. Bonnie Henry?

48:32 Yes, I'll tell you really the story. About a month ago, I expressed when all the news about the blood clots from the AstraZeneca virus and that sort of thing were coming into the news and there were 12 countries in Europe that had discontinued it. And I just knew that this vaccine rollout was happening without any long-term safety data and the number of cases of anaphylaxis showed us that the risks of it that were quoted by the pharmaceutical companies in proving their safety were definitely a vast understatement. We could see that just with anaphylaxis right off the bat

49:22 you know, in Lytton, Moderna quoted one in 100,000. We've had two in Lytton in the first 900 people vaccinated so I mean we can see clearly that they fudged their numbers basically to prove the safety of their vaccines but to get back to my story...I sent an email that I thought was a bit foolish to a group of the people involved in the vaccine rollout here and these were pharmacists nurses doctors Just in our area, I think it went to 18 people and I just said with all these side effects appearing shouldn't we perhaps just pause things for a while?

50:04 Anyway, within 48 hours I had a very stern rebuke from my superiors at the Interior Health Authority who told me that I was guilty of causing vaccine hesitancy and they were going to be reporting me to the College of Physicians and Surgeons in BC. And that I was forbidden from saying anything negative about the vaccine within our health facility. Wow! Doesn't sound like a law yet, but it sounds like no, but it might as well be yeah if you lose your Yeah, yeah. It's a de facto I just liked that he was creating vaccine hesitancy that is using it even all these things reporting on He had two cases of anaphylaxis out of 900 when it supposed to be one out of 100,000. Yeah

50:50 Yeah, just to get the anaphylaxis is severe. It's like toxic shock syndrome They say it's where you go your body goes into like a goes nuts and yeah with peanuts Yeah, yeah if you fist them okay? Let's go to part two so I had been given a gag order So initially I was a bit intimidated because you know unfortunately many doctors are because the colleges hold enormous authority to literally shut down your livelihood or to give enormous fines. so i was a bit intimidated but as the week went on and I saw more and more people coming into my office with serious neurological problems

51:33 following that. And this was just the first shot of the vaccine and we know that the second one gives much worse side effects I became more and more angry about my gag order. And so, I was told when I was in my reprimand that if I had any questions about the vaccine that they needed to be addressed to the medical health officer responsible for the vaccine rollout for our area and that's who I needed to be speaking to. So, I wrote a letter with all my questions and concerns And of course my questions have no answers because this is an experiment and we don't know what the answers are. But anyway, I put them all in the letter and I sent the letter off to this doctor who's a medical health officer and to date have received no reply which

52:20 I suppose wasn't exactly, it wasn't surprising. Yeah yeah exactly so after receiving no response from her I thought well then I'm going to write to Dr. Bonnie Henry who's our provincial health officer. So um so i thought because I didn't expect a response from her either that I would make an open letter and that I was so angry about being shut down, basically being gagged and threatened with punishment for speaking out about what I was seeing in my own patients that I sent it as an open letter. And that's...I imagine what you have? Oh! That's totally how you create vaccine hesitancy Open letters will not do Transparency not permitted You know, I wonder how much of this is going on generally Now I think its also applies to the climate scientists

53:16 Same issue, I'm sure. It's like shut up. You get shut down and you get fired like we had that clip of the guy that was a coral expert in Australia who got kicked out of his university because he said there is nothing bad at the Great Barrier Reef! I studied this is my reef! No no, your out Anyways, go on and continue. And it upsets me very much because these people did not know that they were part of an experiment. You've seen that one person has actually died and I believe it was quite a few days after the vaccination, right? Yes, that's correct so in that person's case there is no way proving what they died from This was a person who had COPD and was on one medication which was a Ventolin Puffer

54:22 And so this person just complained to his wife that ever since he had the shot, he was short of breath all the time. Then eventually three weeks after the shot or in fact it was 24 days to be precise, he was literally sitting on the side of a bed talking to his wife and just keeled over dead. So I don't know what he died from. Unfortunately, I wasn't on duty that week and autopsy wasn't done He was just buried or cremated or whatever happened to him And so it was just odd. He had no history of heart disease or strokes or anything else It was his only yeah, so so that is an unknown where I just don't know if it was the vaccine Man you should do a podcast every day. I receive notes like this my father-in-law massive heart attack

55:11 It's just mowing the lawn. Every day I hear these never heard about it with COVID very few since the vaccine rollout... If you look on that in the VARS database which is only picks up maybe one out of a hundred or one out of a thousand complaints... Yeah, like three thousand people have died And they drop in, and it's always weird. It's like the guy got the shot and then he walks up the stairs and drops dead. Correlation is not causality! Exactly. Alright we wrap this guy up The most tragic of all them is a very dear 38 year old lady in our community

55:54 who had her first shot of the COVID vaccine and she was one of the people who had an anaphylactic reaction. So within 15 minutes, her tongue in her throat swelled up and she felt like she couldn't breathe properly and she developed itchy skin so she was treated for her anaphylaxis and once she'd recovered, she went home And the next day found that she was literally so exhausted that for the next three weeks, she tells me that she literally slept till five o'clock in the evening every day for three weeks with a pounding headache.

56:33 Then she started to improve a little bit after that and then one week after her shot, she developed Bell's palsy which is a paralysis of half of your face. So she couldn't close the left eye, speech was slurred because it affects your tongue as well and it's hard to eat because you drool out of the side of your mouth but what was most unusual is that Bell's palsy is not usually painful but she had pain on the side of her face where this palsy was. So that is something different that I've never ever heard of a painful Bell's Palsy. At the time that she got the Bell's Palsy, just became severely dizzy and so now almost three months since her vaccine and still cannot drive. She is so dizzy all the time

57:19 with incessant headaches. The headaches aren't all the time, they're every day but the main thing that disables her is the dizziness and so her Bell's palsy improved to a point that she can actually now close both eyes but when she blinks you know only one eye sort of one eye doesn't blink properly But so her, you know we don't know if her facial paralysis will be permanent or not. So she has been off work since her shot in January middle of January Just playing this creates more vaccine hesitancy I don't know why you don't want us to be allowed to broadcast in Candinavia

57:58 It's just going to ruin it for us. We're gonna be shunned and banned and on the hit list! It doesn't matter because we won't be able to go there, see this is now the new... Still can't? Oh, we'll never be able to go even though this next clip is short clip about Europe And I believe it to be factually untrue but this is now the last thing we can do Boy, you gotta take the shot man! Americans may be allowed to travel through Europe by the end of June. The European Union has come up with a plan that would permit travel by people who have been fully vaccinated against COVID-19 Children would also be allowed The system as proposed is designed to be shut back down promptly if there's a disturbing growth in new cases Greece and Iceland already allow American visitors but most of Europe remains off limits for all but essential travel Now look this up

58:51 It currently is true, it's off limits. What they are proposing is if you can show proof of vaccination and underneath that says or recent test so governments I do not believe we're going to invoke any kind of vaccine mandate that you cannot enter a country because you've not been vaccinated they will mandate a recent test and I'm sure the rigmarole is meant to be as so annoying that you'll eventually just go okay I'll get the vaccine Now that's what Europe is doing. In the United States, we need to look at the new re-branded revamped Sunny Hauston Have you seen Sunny Hauston? She has changed her entire look! Who? Sunny Hauston from The View She is the lawyer... ummm.... The black girl on The View Ok I don't watch The View. Your view is your beat Well she has changed her entire look Her hair It's kind of a

59:48 A kind of a Beyonce look, her makeup is different. It's noticeable because it's my beat so I watch this stuff Now she wants to take a different approach Almost 50% of Republicans are refusing to get the vaccine So we won't reach herd immunity It's interesting how John Oliver had 30%, and Sunny Hawson from The View as you know I noticed this too Journalistic program pegs it at 50%! Almost 50% of Republicans are refusing Wait hold on She used the weasel word almost. Ah! She could say almost 100 percent. Almost 50 percent is almost a hundred percent by some standards. 30% is almost 52, you're right, you're correct. Almost fifty percent of Republicans are refusing to get the vaccine so we won't reach herd immunity because of those particular groups okay? So just right there Sonny Hawston lie lie lie lie

1:00:43 You will reach herd immunity if all the Republicans die and the rest is vaccinated or has had it. Yeah, you're going to reach it advocating the Republicans die all along. Yes. So what's the bitch? What's your problem with why what is your taste take a little longer but once they're all dead then you can do whatever you want because of those particular groups so I say we need to shun those that refuse to get back just like now in certain states many states I know in New York There are signs on storefronts, on businesses all across the state. No mask no entry I think if you have not been vaccinated no entry You want to get on a plane? You gotta be vaccinated Show proof of vaccination and those people that don't wanna get vaccinated then thats fine That's fine for you but then you can't spread it to other people that are vaccinated What what

1:01:38 that are also not vaccinated. I love that! What? She knows the illogic of this, I've had this illogical with other people some libjo types yeah they say well you know if i'm vaccinated I don't want anyone who's not vaccinated on the plane sitting next to me well if you're vaccinated why do you care It just makes no logical sense and they keep pounding it and hounding it, and beating the same drum. But if you're vaccinated why do you care that a Republican, lousy Republican sitting next to you is not vaccinated? What difference does it make to you? Well she's going to try and explain it and stumbles everywhere and can't quite get there because... By the way she's a civil rights attorney

1:02:23 What? I don't know. Because she sure doesn't think much of civil rights Is she really a civil rights attorney? I don't know, i don't know what kind of attorney she is It's a TV Attorney Yeah! I'll look it up while we're playing Spread it to other people that are vaccinated You can't spread it to other people rather than aren't...that are also not vaccinated You don't get those other liberties that come with immunity. It just something has to break if that's your personal choice not to get vaccinated, you don't then get to infringe on the rights of those who have chosen to protect their fellow citizens. You don't have that right? You don't have a right yo she was in the Department of Justice is antitrust division

1:03:11 She specialized in child sex crimes when she became a federal prosecutor. Hangin' judge! And then, and then she became a TV lawyer Now this is hesitancy stuff and you know Republicans and all I need to share some personal things because i am struggling with how to handle the following situation...personal situation My dad passed away in November of 2019, just before his 80th birthday. You recall I had just been visiting my daughter and I turned around and went back because my dad passed away and what you do is hang out with your family so I think I turned around in 72 hours and flew back to be with everybody

1:04:01 And, you know he wanted to be cremated and we had set up... He has a burial site. There's a Curry family plot in Armonk That's where I want my plaque, I guess. There is space for every curry! And that's where his ashes were to be strewn or a ceremony was to be had and that all got cancelled Everyone had tickets everything you know Willow coming from Italy My sister Tiffany coming from the Netherlands and A lot of other people a lot of other curries coming from around the country so that it clearly was postponed

1:04:37 And we've been looking, it was like oh maybe now. So now we're a year and half further up and Tiffany is my sister Tiffany who's in Holland has always been kind of she manages this she's managed all these things that she sends out one of her beautiful family emails. I want to share some of that because of how it affects me and maybe you can give me some advice So, and I'll skip some things obviously. How y'all doing? Saw on the TV the other night half of all Americans have had their shots and that life is pretty much getting back to normal at least New York showed everything open and people in the streets Here in the Netherlands, we're a bit behind. The government promises everyone to be vaccinated by the first of July I can hardly imagine but we try to stay positive with belief Still slow at the airport where my sister works They tried to make it as hard as possible to travel To fly out you need a test and get back in the country even two negative tests You can imagine the cost I sincerely hope that will be possible to get to the US soon to give y'all a big hug and for the ceremony And so then the first note comes back from Uncle Don and Aunt Meg

1:05:41 My favorite, really my favorite people... Don of course is the big CIA guy. He's been very open to me I've learned a lot from him and they are now Meg is 91 and she was a spy for the Russia desk at the CIA and Don is 93 so they're up there And their response is, finally! We were able to get appointments for the vaccine. I must say it's reassuring as the weather warms we have had one or two people come for an afternoon drink on our deck we have dozens of daffodils to admire in the meadow. I'm gonna skip over this stuff. We are pleased to see our children here on brief visits, always cheery so helpful." This is typical of Meg. "'I expect we'll be the extent of our travels this year which is pretty much nothing. We think if you also often always pleased to get word and we look forward to everyone gathering at the homestead there in Armonk for Jay," from my dad. And then comes Uncle Rennie and Uncle Rennie he just throws it in there

1:06:44 He is a former NASA scientist, space guy actually. Probably also spook I don't know We are doing well here in Santa Cruz you both had the second shot so we feel safe while interacting with and dining indoors with people who are also vaccinated We want to travel, but travel is a problem. Europe is out and I even worry about domestic travel especially keeping a safe distance while going through the security lines Yes! I'm vaccinated But it's less than 90% effective for my age group We have too many people in the US who are refusing the vaccine Hopefully they will get infected soon so we'll get to herd immunity And things will settle to the new normal Whatever that is... And then my cousin chimes in

1:07:24 Great to hear all the wonderful updates. I've already had my first vaccine, everyone's in on the vaccine train! So what do i do when either I can show up and we can have the confrontation or I need to communicate somehow? To say um... We are not getting vaccinated, we would love to be at my father's funeral What are we going to do about your issues with my so-called hesitancy?" And I'm really... Wait, wait. Somebody sent a note to you saying that? No no no! That's what I... because clearly the message here is people who don't get vaccinated are problem or ruining it for everybody else this is a big family email the thread goes on It sounds like it So what do I do? Do I say hey guys Tina and I are not getting vaccinated

1:08:18 Uh, so see you there! You know what to do. Well my advice is not ethical Okay yeah it's a lie And that's, and I'm not of that opinion because you know... No. I've done lying. I'm not gonna lie! I cannot lie about this shit. Yeah okay well then you're not gonna lie. You're not gonna lie? That's fine. Personally if i was asked about it, I looked at what happened in Norway, I think when your older is probably the less, when you don't want to get the vaccine even though its supposed to be

1:08:59 everyone else should get the vaccine to protect the elderly. I'm going to call myself that now and But the elderly, if you give them the shot anyone over 60 the way I see it. You're putting them at risk because of the nature of the shot and looking at what happened in Norway this should never give to anyone over 80 ever but they're still doing it here so but in fact uncle Don got a shot he's you know should have been prohibited So there is a lot A lot of bull crap that you have to deal with. I don't know, you're shit out of luck! That's what I have...that's my advice. I got no good advice. I mean, the only two things i can come up with You can be seen as the family nutcase Oh well, I don't think that's anything new Remember? I didn't join the agency, I didn't finish school, I became a VJ

1:09:57 which is, you know underneath curable lepers on their scale. But I love my family and i really want to be with them. And show business! And I really want to see them so the only thing I can think of is say hey look because I'm going to be honest this lying is not the way to go um we're not taking the shot uh happy to to social distance from you, whatever you want. I mean and then just leave it up to them how far they wanna take that. I would again bring back the point now that you got the one really nutty uncle that's in there saying well it's only 90% effective so if you haven't had this shot I still got 10 percent chance thanks to you when the real answer should be you got vaccinated what are you worried about?

1:10:37 Well, I did have another- That's supposed to be what vaccines are for. If you're gonna take the shot and it's still no good which is what you're saying then why would there make whether i took it or not? You've... It's bullcrap these people Yeah, but then yes of course I'm just saying that this is it's like thinking Trump is an okay guy. It's just as bad! It's on the same level. It's oozing off of the emails. I find it interesting that so many members of the intelligence community hate Trump They hate Trump and they made it clear during his four years, and they're really promoters of the Democrat Party. Which is now very slowly... I've got some clips if you want to play them later showing that the Democrat Party especially operations like Blue America are borderline communist

1:11:32 And so when did the CIA, and I'm jumping here... No. ...become a communist infiltrated operation? No that's not what happened Uncle Don who worked for Bush Sr., CIA when it was still OSS When Obama became president he switched and voted for Obama twice became- I don't think he became a Democrat but he voted for Obama and that's because Obama was a CIA guy! Did you vote for Hillary? I don't know. This, i don't know. You're no idiot! I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did not vote for Trump Now the only other thing that I can throw this at which is a possibility now if im gonna lie let me give you new thinking I've got because on deck right now

1:12:16 is the idea that India is just, I mean they're dying out. They're burning people everywhere in the streets. People are falling down dead just like Wuhan. It's so crazy and that is because we will not share the intellectual property for the vaccine. So my new thinking is I would like to get the vaccine but I'm waiting until there's equitable distribution to all people of the world And that's the only one I can do and say, I am taking a stand. That blows. Okay. That is the dumbest thing you could possibly do. This is so transparently bullshit!

1:13:00 Now, why don't you just go get the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? It's probably as safe as any of them and then you can see the family. Yeah that's right! Right after you John blow me no fucking way I'm not taking any of this crap I am the guy that is going to die I'M THE GUY look at me You're not gonna die That's the joke of it You'll be the healthiest one in the group Five years from now they will all be like I dunno what's wrong with me I think i'm almost done here. You know about how the pharmaceutical industries control the media and they produce the media, they really produce all facets of it sometimes you get a gem from a local station, a local reporter who we probably will never hear from again and she went to a trash heap in Miami-Dade County

1:13:52 And listen to what she found there. So many questions, Calvin Chrissy we're going to take you up to the top of the trash heap in just a minute We're talking about millions in these ventilators Remember those were the most necessary medical equipment for the worst of the COVID patients so they are trashed They are gone They are destroyed and they are on video That's making a lot people really angry A constant stream of waste, mattresses tires and at the top of trash mountain. This is what's up. All these A resident taking garbage to the South Dade landfill last week stunned to see hundreds of brand new wrapped medical ventilators dumped as bulky trash. This is what is going on, it's brand new, brand f***ing new They tell us here that what's dumped is usually plowed under within a day so those ventilator are probably gone

1:14:47 The video of this is boxes and boxes and boxes of completely packaged, wrapped... the bands are on it. It's clear what they are. They open them up. Brand new ventilators! And I haven't forgotten that this was, you know... That Trump is killing people not getting ventilators and then Trump got a million ventilators and now they are thrown onto trash heaps unopened. Yeah because it was all nonsense from the get-go Of course it was! As you recall when we first covered this back in March of 2020 there was also discussion that the vent...and we had clips

1:15:24 The ventilators weren't just what you needed, you also needed ventilator operators which had to be trained and there were only a limited number of those people. So the ventilator argument was bogus and it was created by Mario Cuomo and it's a huge waste of the taxpayers money in that pile...in the garbage is an example of what kind of-what you get with guys like that It's incredible! And I'm glad at least got out. It'll be deplatformed and removed from YouTube. I have an update from India By the way, people should always... when you see videos like that you should download them. There's a number of good utilities that let you do that I have a huge collection of YouTube videos that over the last couple years That if you go back there you can't find these videos anymore so you'll be the archivist for some of these videos

1:16:18 Follow-up from our producer who was talking to one of his guys in India. These are the guys that show up in Silicon Valley, they work and go back and forth... And I want to share this note. I talked to one of my guys who was out for a month tending to himself and family who had COVID, his dad ended up with COVID pneumonia and said they had a really hard time finding hospitals in India with available COVID beds They ended up buying oxygen themselves and setting up at home hospital the treat his father I asked him about ivermectin tablets and he got all excited, I knew about it. He said that apparently ivermectin and the steroids were prescribed to his dad and his dad started feeling better... ...and his health returned to normal We then talked about how funny it is that the US news stations were treating their cremations like they were outlandish when that's just how they deal with dead people in India And so when I read this went hold on a second! He purchased oxygen?

1:17:14 I thought there was a shortage, there's no oxygen. We can't get the oxygen people dying There is no oxygen! Look at this bed this lady is gasping for air and there's no oxygen So I said could you please ask him about that instead of bearing the lead on me? He replied oh yeah now I talked to him he had to go to black market to get oxygen since hospitals didn't have any to spare Everything now in India, anything medical is times 20. Something that used to cost 1 rupee is now 20 rupees I also asked about the COVID beds He said government order is to have 50% of beds reserved for COVID patients but apparently hospitals are ignoring that and setting their own number which he suspects is far less than 50%.

1:17:56 This is how they did it everywhere and how they still do it in the United States. Oh, no more beds! No more beds but that's the number of beds that are reserved for COVID. You know there's no beds in the hospital... And there's clearly oxygen. If a hospital has 100 beds they reserve 5 for COVID and then they get to fill with five? We're out of beds! It's incredible. Then this has been going on since day one. Yep Yep. Since we've flattened the curve! I love how, you know...I was listening to CNN in the car and had the Sirius XM and it goes like this science science science but trust in the science believe in the science it's all science you crazy inside science denier and they cut to commercial and its hey buy super beats it's really healthy I mean what kind of science is the freaking Super Beats

1:18:49 Super Beats. It's like everything is science. Yeah, super beats are the big thing nowadays. Just a bunch of dried beets. Don't take any Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine Take your Super Beats because that's science Super beats. I feel so much better just to eat some beats, you dumbass! There is a Finnish company who has received a United States Patent Trademark Office notice of allowance which i guess means it will be allowed for a COVID-19 drug patent the company's name is Therapeutica Borealis Oy

1:19:32 And they have created their own concoction, a novel drug which they'd like to patent. It includes aprotenin, hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin all in one! I had...I don't know if it didn't send you the clip but I've been following the trials of this woman Brianna Kylar who is the new hard-ass She's been around though on CNN for awhile She used to do weekends. She used to be, yes but they bumped her up so she's getting all the good stuff and she's taking the place of Brooke Baldwin who quit Yeah because men Men

1:20:16 So this new, this girl's taking over and I'm out trying to pee. It was too long a six minute clip. I was trying to cut it down as I didn't have time to put on the show but she's... This was from like March or April of last year and she is on a rampage about hydroxychloroquine about what it's gonna kill everybody really? And then she brings some stooge doctor on so I was going to kill you if your take it And it's like, and then this other guy Trump guy comes as well. You know they've been using for 65 years from I guess malaria that's not malaria It's just the damnedest Just a hateful woman that is a you put this in the in the in a newsletter Yeah to do what so what do you think? Delta gamma by the way for you women out there hmm

1:21:08 Her head got a lot bigger. She's been roided up. Huge one of those women puts on one pound it shows up on her face. Well, we only see that part of her during the show so quite honestly who knows what's going on there? Yeah my goodness she was she is a terrible terrible person which is contrary to the Delta Gamma sorority, the Delta Gamma bylaws. You're supposed to be a good person it's very important so I looked at it...I did some research on her dossier to put it together. Keep tabs on this one. I'm expecting an expose from your dossier? Yeah you're not gonna get one but at least we'll know what what's going on So I just want to run a thought by you

1:21:59 Just rewinding the clock, which I get to do a lot these days as everything comes full circle and then the same bullcrap comes by every single day. So... We have the elitist Davos Club with Klaus and the World Economic Forum with their Great Reset, which was something that was clearly planned. They were thinking about it and if I just look at that group of central bankers, financial ministers of finance, a bunch of douchebags who are probably not that impressive but they run a lot of the global financial system

1:22:37 Just looking in general at 2008 and how we blew everything up, and well we'll take care of it. And of course our financial system has just been propping the stock market by purchasing assets and it's feels pretty phony and it feels like we're in for something bad unless some intervention is made. And you know they can't raise rates, I'm no expert on this but that would clearly they thought you know what If we can do a great reset sometime and we'll change it, and give this propaganda where it's okay not to own a house because they're too expensive. You don't really want that! You don't want to own anything you just rent it from Amazon." So that was in play And that probably would have made it really bad for a lot of people. It still will no matter what happens Then we get COVID

1:23:32 COVID comes during a time when Trump has already disrupted a lot of the plans that people had. You know, this was supposed to be Hillary's term and she was you know all of this stuff that was supposed to take place and it didn't happen because Trump got in the way and I think it's fair to say they all hated him so what if Trump saw this and thought to himself, and the evidence is everywhere that COVID-19 was definitely supposed to flow into 2021 22 keep people locked down. The only reason why that has not happened the only reason why we're not still all scared quaking in our books with a lack of toilet paper is because of the vaccines! And the vaccines which came under the warp speed

1:24:23 And if you recall, many politicians, Vice President Harris even said well if it's coming from Trump I'm not taking that. I don't trust it! Right she said that. Do we have a clip? Do you think do you think it's possible that Trump saw what was going on and he thought oh my god with what these A-hole bankers want to do to blow stuff up If we have everything locked down for one two three years That's going to kill everybody the entire world is gonna be horrific Is it possible that he thought to himself, you know what? What I can do is I can just scrap all these regulations blast that shit through so at least we may lose 30% of the people due to crappy vaccines but it won't be the horrific plan they had.

1:25:16 Do you think that's possible? That it might have been something like that. It's a good one, yeah I like it! I'd like to think it's possible...I don't know You know it's hard to say because we're still information is repressed and they're still bitching about Trumps insurrection and coup attempt The president of the United States tries to make a coup attempt against himself Makes no sense but okay Yeah, it's a possibility. Well he did definitely upset and which one of the reasons I think they're still blasting him is still going after him. I have something working on right now that indicates some of this being all CNN is doing. By the way John, the troll room is just exploding calling me a QAnon an idiot

1:26:08 nut job, Adam Q. Curry... Do you think Trump's really that smart? Really interesting response." Well that's because they've all... They're all vaxxed! Whatever the case you have to admit that Trump upset the apple cart He came in when Hillary was supposed to get in, she was a shoe-in. They had the glass ceiling thing set up at Javits Center there's gonna be a big celebration because Hillary, Hillary, Hillary and when she didn't get in the whole timeline was upset

1:26:45 to an extreme. It's really hard to get back on track after four years of the nonsense that went on, mostly from the people attacking Trump. That virus came along coincidentally at just the right time out of a lab or pangolin. Or it could have come from Fort Detrick for all we know, who knows? Well one theory is that it came from Fort Detrick was sent through Toronto or Alberta to some virology places there that create these things and then got shipped to China and then China picked it up and finished it uh...and then released

1:27:27 But that's asking for too much. That's too much, I'm just going back and thinking about how none of the Democrats wanted this Trump vaccine what is he doing it's dangerous it this is unconscionable oh that's a good point that actually isn't you may have stumbled onto something by just Yeah, because the vaccine if he could get accomplish what he did accomplish which was to get this thing done by the end of the year Which he did. Mm-hmm And they all pooh-poohed it. Oh chance you need seven years and a ten years You need two years? You need this here in that year and then read Ramrodded it through its screwed them up and then the greed of Pfizer took over at that point

1:28:10 Pfizer, yes. Pfizer didn't care one way or the other who was president They're just happy to be alive Yeah I mean anyway it was just a thought that occurred to me That's a good thought It is no agenda though And with that i'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning To You The Man Who Just Put The Sea In Coup Attempt On Sea Dvorak Everybody Adam Curry in the morning to our trolls in the troll room. You heard me talking about them I love no matter what they say, I just think it's always interesting how they respond Sometimes you can find the trolls and become one yourself at NoagendaStream.com Hands up there trolls! Let me count y'all let me see what we have on the

1:29:00 We have 1764. All right, it's not too bad for a Thursday 1,764 trolls listening along and trolling in the troll room you go in there you can do all kinds of cool stuff like chat and listen to live shows. There's a lot of live shows, and you can listen to podcasts at the same time it's like a listening party only with trolls And they will probably tell you that it's good place or idea to check out noagendasocial.com which is our federated social network this thing is worthwhile The past three days, and I just look at my own behavior. There's three things that go to. I go to podcastindex.social then I'll hit the Twitters and then I hit noagenda... Noagenda.social And I linger the longest. Is it noagendashow? Now I don't remember what the fucking domain name is. Noagenda.social. I can't even remember! Noagendasocial.com there we go. I'm confused

1:30:01 You okay? No. noagendasocial.com The stuff that is coming in there because it floats in from the Fediverse, you know It's better than Twitter! It's so much better than Twitter Oh yeah I mean its really good I get more memes for the newsletter from there I get some good links The memes are good definitely Yeah cause the memes are meaner Yes, and they're not thrown off. You know that's what I like so much It was really interesting how many people report other people on noagendasocial.com He is anti-ditch he this is racist This is it's like a lot of you are narking on each other It's a little scary

1:30:53 Well, you have to imagine that's what goes on at Twitter but Twitter does something about it. People narc on each other on no agenda social You better realize that Adam looks at that and the your now on the enemies list I look at it and go I shake my head like why are you reporting that? And if it's from a different Mastodon in you can block you can mute you can do all kinds of things If someone bothers you I don't need you to be my moral police force. I got no time for it, it's funny that's all... I have to relate a Disney management story that floats around this is the story down in they came out of the Imagineering I think down in Florida and it goes like this and it may or may not even be a true story but this is something everyone was aware

1:31:46 the situation occur you have two guys working for each other or working next to each other and one guy was just a slacker and he was stealing pencils, he's just adorable employee. And so this one guy was the other guy sitting next to him was fed up and he listed all his grievances about this guy screwing it up took it to the boss said look this guy is these are terrible employees who've got to fire him Instead, they fired the complainer. Yeah that doesn't happen anymore but yeah we don't need complainers and by the way in a true advancement to any other big tech interface you can mute or block someone with the time you can have it time out after a couple of days or hours when there's all kinds of really interesting things that you can do to protect your own sanity

1:32:44 Now, if you see something that's clearly spam like a bot that comes in to spam... Oh yeah. That's got to go! But the system itself reports that I mean the system already notices if someone spamming the same message it'll pop up It's just interesting how many people knock Anyway, ummm.... I do want everyone to check out the new Podcasting 2.0 apps to keep podcasting open and free of censorship. In case you hadn't noticed, everything is getting cracked down on Joe Rogan has issues at Spotify Apple doesn't even seem to work for most people anymore they're completely... They've really screwed up this release so it'll shake out eventually but some people haven't even been able to access their Podcast Connect interface for two weeks and other apps are breaking It's a mess! It's a shit show there

1:33:34 We had an unfortunate deletion, Animated No Agenda which Dame Jennifer did and she really took just a piece of us playing two clips. And this was about the McClintock effect and this was the shedding or whatever it is... In fact we were only curious in asking questions in this clip about what's going on that women are having these menstrual reactions seemingly around people who are vaccinated, especially women. And that got deleted by YouTube for medical misinformation and today I'd like to say hello to CurioCaster who said hold my beer and now has the animated No Agenda series as a podcast in that podcast app with video

1:34:32 ready to go, good for you too. And it's a web app so you don't even have to download anything just goto curiocaster dot com and you can see everything non-deplatformable by any Silicon Valley company that's the kind of freedom that we're fighting for if you want to see that happen more go to Freedom Fighters! Yes well yes and you know what? Well its interesting you say that these developers who are working on this They are freedom fighters and what's interesting about software developers It's kind of like military personnel. You know, I'll support the troops I support the developers but no one actually wants to know what you do or really gives a flying fuck about you so People need to respect developers who do this stuff And if something doesn't work have a question don't be like we're

1:35:23 It doesn't work, it's black and white. You can be a part of the process and you can help them make it better that's how we obtain freedom and that's how your NOAA gender show will stay on the air believe me believe me if we had been on any other platform and we had that conversation we would be gone And quite frankly, I'm surprised that Apple still has us on at this point. You know it's incredible. Well all you have to do is listen to a couple of Sophia with an F podcasts and she so lewd not dishonestly lewd or true or she said like a dirty comic She just the material that she discusses It's so out there that she's gonna go before we do well. She doesn't she have a Spotify deal

1:36:10 She does? I thought she had a Spotify deal. I could be wrong, I could be wrong Well it wouldn't surprise me if i was spotify'd and go... I'm well you know what i think i think she's a genius of course you pick her up barely listen to our podcast because it's like its cringy cuz she sees so it's cringey he says is cringey and in a funny kind of away listen to it you'll see what I'm talking about no if but I think for women as less crazy that is for men Well, let us move on and thank our artists who participated in this grand experiment. And just so you know we're on the air and we don't take any money from the pharmaceutical industry that's why we can produce what we want to produce no advertisers but certainly not creepy advertisers like that

1:37:04 It's all based upon the three T's for our value-for-value model. Your time, your talent, your treasure you help us produce it a lot of... Why are you laughing? Because you came to V for V. We have all these models and they're always involving three things I give v4v TTT, it's always three It's always the Trinity and how do i find it amusing that you keep dropping these bombs constantly? It's called mind control. It's called NLP. I'm an expert back off You know you get in there um artist When you can snatch the pebbles from my hand, it will be time for you to leave, young Junksy Dvorak.

1:37:46 We love our artists who create a just a smorgasbord for us to choose from after every episode. So the artists are listening at their job, at home whatever they're doing in real time hear the topics here what's going on select something start to make art some submit multiple versions and it is one of the best marketing tools for any podcast to have fresh album art that shows up and It jumps out at you, where you're seeing the same old logos on everyone's podcast. Oh yeah it's dumb. Well most people don't have a budget for this. Most people don't have the talent for this

1:38:24 We have chosen for a model where it's much easier for that to be created and what we received for episode 1343 which as you know was titled the McClintock effect, was done by Parker Pauly. He is on quite a role this was the... Is Parker a guy or girl? I don't know. Parker seems like a guy name? It seems like a girl name! I know two Parkers in Austin who are guys, so... Okay let's put our guy there. Who created the very fashionable Pfizer handbag which was meant to show that the only hot people the in-people, the happening people only people who stand in lines for iPhones got the Pfizer shot by a while how about that for an idea

1:39:11 The reason why the vaccine hasn't, or why vaccinations are tapering off is just like a new iPhone. Now we got one of our producers sent me a note because I'm moaning about the millennial standing in line uh...the story i had about that one behind me and she wouldn't move forward she only had a bottle of wine and a big cart full stuff as you would move ahead His theory is that millennials have been trained to stand in line and like it, and they really enjoy it. They like to be in lines." And then he pointed out the iPhone line being a good example. You can also even though it's not millennial so much but the days of the old disco where there was a line you know if there was a line in front of the club you would want

1:39:59 that line rather than just go into a club that was open, which has always been opposite the way I do things. If you can't get in the back door or get right in, I'm not going to stand in line like and just wait. I mean, I got brother not I'd rather watch TV is a bad man says that every these millennia and I think when they talk about close, you know when once they had these vaccination sites with this long mile-long car lines and the media was showing these long, long lines. I think that it drew people to them. Oh there's a long line let's get in it! Yes and I like the addition of It's The New iPhone, It's The Pfizer because that's the conversation. Yeah, the new iPhone is the best example There's a video on my YouTube page

1:40:49 of all these videos. You have a YouTube page? I've got a lot of videos on it too, and there's...I have one some years ago where i just took my little video recorder with the camera and I just walked down the entire line of an iPhone line And you can hear people talking and chatting Some people sitting down in his chairs they brought with them and its..its....i find to be fascinating So if they really want to do this This is what my recommendation would be, if they really want to roll it out to more people. They've gotta come up with the new vaccine, the new Pfizer. So everyone will start rushing out for that. Well somewhere along these lines these Pfizer geniuses and marketing geniuses dropped a ball with all of sudden there's too much now that they had to throw it away

1:41:41 They had to keep it in a shortage situation like an iPhone. And they had these lines, these lines I think were part of the reason it was working so well. Yeah the message what they don't want is the messaging whoa there's plenty of supply now no one wants that iPhone! No exactly! You're going to have to wait in an hour-long line to get it, just walk into Walgreens. So is the Johnson & Johnson the android of vaccines? Is that how we look at it now or... Yeah, the viral vector vaccine is android. Thank you very much Parker! It was spot on a lot of people responded to it very positively I'm looking through there wasn't a lot

1:42:27 Other great art that really tickled us, you know There's some cryptic stuff like Mike Riley had Dvorak's X. You know when you title your art and you need the title to understand what it is It's not working. Yeah was like a was it like a glass of wine and knife? It's like all right that didn't work well sometimes I think I have to say that I think some of the artists just do it for their own amusement and for the amusement of the other artists. Yeah, that's true well and then that's appreciated because that's funny And some people do protest art I like protest art bitching about our previous election I do like that That's pretty funny

1:43:11 Oh man, man. That's noagendaartgenerator.com Parker Pauly thank you once again for doing that for us and as you are listening to this in a podcasting 2.0 app You can see these chapters rolling by there's lots of these versions of art And I think you probably even click on the link and click through to them That's the revolution that we're bringing while protecting podcasting from the ruling classes Of the media elite and the big tech screw those guys too Now let's thank some of the people who brought the treasure to the party. We'd like to thank our executive producers and associate executive producers right up front, that's what they do if you look at any Hollywood production, you got those credits coming up... That's what they did! They helped finance it and these people are important and we're gonna thank them right now

1:43:56 Yes, starting with Andy Cracchiolo or crotch-i-olo. I think it's cracky ol' Oh Baron crack from Phoenix He's actually gave us some money last show sounds like six six six dot six six two And he was we had botched his note or I had bosses no to sound already didn't I don't know But he's got another note to tell us what we did wrong and he says I was listening to my donation on the last show And heard you say I wasn't in your system yet. Just a quick info to update your profile of me, also i am not a bitcoin millionaire yet but I am surely hoping to be one with the big jump in price. Alright good good good So is Adam Yeah so I think I'm at 6333.32 plus a penny from Adam on show 1305 You had said it...I was in your system and you insta

1:44:51 and you insta-baron'd me, so I thought this would help. I think i was baron and now viscount... So I think he has to be he's gonna be upgraded yeah And wait for it! I'm donating another 666.66 need a penny? To have donated 7000 in just six months which is not bad no that's not bad at all Not bad, of course not. Could you update the region map? I'm not sure if you're still doing that well it's... Who is doing that? Catch can catch catch can catch can can can catch uh basis If your'e not uh No big deal! I just think it looks rad Yes its very rad Its actually quite cute yes I was also very serious about doing a meet up with you both if you have interest You probably don't

1:45:42 No, we might. Whoa whoa whoa what is this? Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What is this meet up with the two of us you speak of he wants to fly us into uh to I think Casablanca Really?! Oh now the meet-up sounds good You probably don't but in case you do feel free to reach out. Casablanca? Take care you too. Okay take care you too. I'm on my way to Grand Duke Nice Thank you very much, Andy. Baron crack! And anonymous from Durham North Carolina $500 Adam and John long time on-and-off listener first time donor finally showing support for what you do with my wallet as well as reaching out to the value for value community for some help here we go a couple weeks back our immobile infant returned from his daycare care with what we learned to be burns on his chest

1:46:36 Oh man, what is this note? Upon deeper evaluation some questionable evidence of a head injury was also found by medical professionals. We are certain neither of these happened in our care In part due to zero admission of an incident or fault from the daycare The county government is now encroaching on our rights and lives Incusing my wife and I as the obvious abusers Holy shit We've been subjected to what we feel is massive government overreach and a lack of proper reaction to the truly responsible parties. We are in legal holding pattern that feels like purgatory and disallowed from being alone with our children." What? This is nuts! "...we are scared they will push to remove our two young boys from our home, and or force them into alternative care due to our refusal both interviewing our three-year old son without our presence as well as our refusal of second set full body x rays

1:47:29 which is 22, and senseless radiation on our infant. He already had one set-22! They found nothing While we've already retained a local attorney I'm hoping someone listening can provide additional help to get us out of this hell This is all happening in Durham County North Carolina If either Adam or John are willing to be the intermediary To connect us In order to keep this anonymous It would be greatly appreciated Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched! And give me heaps of karma and I'd love to hear Al Sharpton's respects, anonymous in Durham." Well that is a pickle isn't it? Welcome to... hey let's get these kids into daycare Yeah this is.. you hear these things happening in the UK In particular this happens a lot with their child protective services

1:48:23 And there's definitely some of that in the United States, but holy crap. The best thing we can do right now is to say go to noagendasocial.com you could register anonymously and people... You could start a conversation there We do have a lot of lawyers and professionals who listen to the show I'm sure someone is very willing to help No Agenda Nation to the rescue! And here's what we can do R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma Meanwhile, sir Pat the prick comes in with four and forty-four dollars and forty four cents. Hmm From Sir Pat the Prick has been a number of years since my last donation however this one's from my brother Michael Nicknamed Lomo about a month ago Michael passed away unexpectedly at the age of 30 We're not sure why likely a blood clot

1:49:23 I'd hit him in the mouth three or four times on our... Oh, he's not gonna douchebag him. He's a poor guy. Hope so! I had hit him in the mouth three or four times on our drive- We had nothing but just two bad notes and two bad notes in a row. Yeah. Or depressing notes, it's not bad On our drive to California in January after convincing him to move from our hometown of St Louis Moe We spent our 33-hour drive, yes it was about that long with stops for gas laughing arguing and having deep conversations over the show on our way to our new chapter in life. Among the thousands of other things that will remind me of Michael no agenda is now among on that list

1:50:02 This is likely selfish, but hopefully this note will put his name further out into the universe and if it's only for people listening that hear his name that might still bring some comfort and closure to me. But on the selfish part quote I think we have already hit our goal of throwing him a three-day bash in May however However, any additional contributions no A&E producers would consider making will go directly to the yearly scholarship for students at the University of Missouri. There will also be a yearly sporting event to keep that scholarship going." This is a nice idea!

1:50:55 I intend to link to No Agenda meetups as well. If any producers are willing to donate to his GoFundMe, search Michael Vitto Lomantini or Lomo, Michael Vitto, got that E-V-I-T-O? L-o-m-a-n-t-i-n-i or Lomo. I can't thank you and John enough for... Adam and John enough for Keeping me sane all these years, I am forever grateful for the last few months. I was able to spend with my brother bonding over this podcast amongst all we had already had. Hug your loved ones and a karma for all who need it and best Sir Pat The Prick! I'll also link to the GoFundMe below

1:51:41 As well as you we can put it on there. No, I'm in the credits for link as well as a scholarship notes and an email show notes Maybe go find me and he's got the load thing that will put in there. Well, that's nice man. I'm glad that That this show is a part of that and that That's actually better than the money have to say I love hearing these things Thank You very much. You've got karma Then we have Michael Perham from Troy, Illinois. 34410 ITM C&B I did the math and now i am destined for knighthood just like the good old days im buying my peerage god didn't make me royalty but my treasure will excuse me

1:52:26 After Adam was on the Tom Woods show I made it quick 3333 donation Tom Woods Donation, but I now know you need more treasure with 344 10. I am crossing the $1,000 mark I wanted my executive producer for this show and also got the knighthood I will henceforth go by the title sir Mike 44 Jr not BS Uh, John Riggins was my chosen archetype of a fullback and not mistaken for the 44th president Barry Sotero. Chicago deep dish and bourbon beer please! Got it ordered for the round table this is a better use of my ammo buying sugar baby money I would like r2-D2 karma anything making fun of Bojiden This will be the only time i kneel down to any man Don't eat me Bojiden you're scary so scary You've got Karma Yikes

1:53:21 Kyle Rankin, Chapel Hill North Carolina. 344 John and Adam I love the show and love the value for value model i've been searching for something to provide in a treasure format that would be unique an original Now that's not an excuse. I'm set up on a recurring weekly donation, and I did a limited one-time donation of 333.33 which included an official podcast license signed by Mr Adam Curry although i am still waiting for it! If I can just say... That was never true you got a podcast license at PodcastLicence.com which had a certificate with my signature on it And all that shit broke

1:54:06 The database is still there, but it's all broke. So I have to have someone fix it. I'm on it." Anyway... we haven't made that offer for years. Years! Anyway in an episode and he says anyway which is incorrect English now. In episode 1319 there was a report about a challenge coin being issued in celebration of shooting a man in the groin left nut. Yes It was also the ISO for the show, Good Night Left Nut and listed in the clip says JCC's best laugh ever. Both of you found this hysterical as did I and mentioned getting your hands on one. I don't remember this. He's talking about specifically a challenge coin. Yeah well...I remember that Oh no! The challenge coin right? The challenge coin was being passed around by the police. Yeah with shooting the guy in the left nut

1:55:05 Well, I searched all over hoping that someone would release one and offer it for sale. No they just did it privately but I came up empty and after weeks of searching the only mention of the coin was at the original in the original news article so I decided may have never existed by the way that news people do shit like that yeah to humiliate the police So I decided to recreate it and have them custom made along with my donation of $344 as a present to you. And he sent me couple of these little challenge coins, this guy holding his groin. Making America great again one nut at a time good night left nut challenge coin there is one for each of you I've attached the photos in the email. I haven't seen the photo! I want my challenge coin

1:55:53 for Adam because he never gets it. I don't know why, okay i'm gonna stop right here...I am not Adam's back office please stop sending me stuff to send to Adam when you went through the trouble of dropping it off you could send it to Adam directly he has a post office box he gives it away freely It's a note of, I hate to tell you this but slight note of laziness when you sign off that scribe or as you said the John Higgins sent it to Adam. I don't have time, my post office is one of these...I wouldn't say it's poorly managed. It's well-managed enough that most of the mail comes through but there's a line often at this post office and sometimes the lines are half an hour so you're asking me to take a half an hour away from producing this show to stand in line to send Adam something that you could've sent him Wow! It's true though

1:56:50 And for some reason, an old PO box of mine is out there and people don't check. And it's a PO box from 10 years ago but the correct PO Box is 18209 So that's PO Box 18209 Austin Texas 78760 That's it Anyway Will you send that one to me John? Because I kind want that one really bad You want it really bad? I want it really bad, baby. Yes! I will package it up and drop in a box. Thank you. Anyway making America great one at time by the way they El Cerrito post office boxes for donations and cards and well and notes

1:57:37 There's one for each of you and it has photos in the email. You have the photo, I guess? I hope you enjoyed as much as me sincerely Kyle Rank Chapel Hill North Carolina And then he's got some stuff we don't need to read Well thank you Kyle! I can't wait to support this challenge coins and thank you for supporting The Best Podcast In The Universe that is very much appreciated. You can openly sell them We do not need our permission Correct Because it's about the one nut guy. It's got nothing to do with us really Langman comes up sir He's surveyor Surveyor of the realm in Victoria BC 333 33

1:58:20 And he has this nice note, it's one of the best. ITM gentlemen thank you for your courage karma for all I think we could all use some Daniel Langman surveyor of the realm perfect notes well done You've got karma Here is Dame Jennifer who contributes to this show in so many ways it still supporting us with 333 33 she's in Charleston South Carolina Dame Jennifer So kind in the morning general in the morning gentlemen, I resisted opening with my all-time favorite which is hey guys But here I am typing it out. Anyway, I would really appreciate some finding new awesome clients karma as my biggest one and I are consciously uncoupling

1:59:06 With the divorce that is probably not my best idea financially. She is going through a divorce But it will definitely be a great thing for my continued mental health I know it will eventually be fine wild uncertainty breeds ingenuity which lead to success right please say I'm righteous Please say yes, you're right Necessities of mother invention. Luck is where opportunity meets preparation and these are all good as always oh holy moly I've got Pat's blue ribbon on my mind And we continue. I know it will eventually be fine, wild uncertainty breeds ingenuity which leads to success as always thank you both for all of the incredible producers and all the incredible producers for this amazing show and the wonderful community that has grown around it and many thanks to the very generous donors to animated no agenda that allow me to continue to share their wealth with the best podcast in the universe yeah

2:00:02 Yeah, we need to roll out some big-ass jobs for Dame Jennifer. You can find her on No Agenda Social as well and you can see her work! Her work is outstanding! Yeah... She's a woman of taste and talent Yes And she'll do vaccine stuff too Doesn't matter She has no shame Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! Anything that pays the bills Thank you Dame Jennifer Andrew Christensen in Montgomery, Texas. 333 dot 33 same as Dame Jennifer's My wife and I think your show is so good How good is it? It makes normal suburban life seem boring. I don't really not understanding that sense but okay wait a minute so the two of us

2:00:56 who never go anywhere, are at home. Old dudes... We're less boring than anything? That's great. I'm not sure, i'm really not sure what that means we look forward to every show well that's a plus yeah uh please give my wife Gretchen a birthday shout out she's on the list as she turns 33 another 33 on May 14th this donation is for her okay well credit her then and make make the switcheroo please and in order to make us square with the IRS would you please plug her high-end children's boutique

2:01:33 Snipsandsnails.org, that's snipsandsnails all one word dot org. I gotta look at those snips and snails. All No Agenda listeners get an extra 15% off! Just send her a note no novels and she will set up your human resources with a special occasion outfit. Thank you for what you do, and thank you to all the other producers." Can we get an oh brother from John? Oh brother! Love & Light The Christensen Family Montgomery Texas. Aww...and I'm looking at that what a beautiful family you are Christensen's

2:02:13 Yeah, three. Oh they well they sell let's see we got it's for kids It's a four I'd say I don't know what the ages are but it looks like six seven maybe a little bit older They got the spring its nice you know pretty frocks and shirts and pajamas and kid stuff. It's nice and they have Monogram embroidery that's all there snips and snails dot org okay of course We will put that in there And thank you.

2:03:03 I was hoping to find a way to keep up with the craziness in the world without needing to dedicate serious time to decipher the M5M lies. You guys have been mentioning the chip shortage, so i want to share my perspective on it yes this is what producers do! I work in the industrial automation world where the chip shortages are hitting us everywhere servo drives touch screens PLCs... What's a PLC? I don't know offhand. What is happening is that consumer demand for products is rising but at the same time there are massive labor shortages because of COVID restrictions Out here in Arizona we are also seeing tons of companies move in but the labor force has not followed yet. It's the people with money who are moving first This is leading to a huge demand for industrial automation which uses a lot of chips Every individual machine builder is swamped with work These companies are called integrators and a lot of it, Is to make machines for different COVID test manufacturers You know where you can get chips? By the way there's a chip shortage

2:04:04 Go get those ventilators out of this dump. I was gonna say! Take the chips off them. As a guy down at the chip shop swears he's Elvis, here we go this is leading to huge demand oh they call these companies integrators and alot of it is to make machines for different COVID test manufacturers note its already too long but wanted to share something interesting about hail damage as well an old friends dad actually made a solid $100,000 plus dollar living by working only couple weeks year fixing hail damage car dealerships around the country would hire him to come out after hailstorms. He would basically disassemble the entire interior of every car, pop out the dents by hand quite the skill that not many people have. Every time you get guys mentioned mutton and meat I want to send you a bottle i own a small meadery in Arizona.

2:04:55 Oh, John you mentioned he hasn't had a good mead in a long time. I have not! I think it was a metaphor but okay No no i have not had a good mead yeah that was what you just have a dirty mind Yeah I do He hasn't had a good mead in a long time. So I wonder if sending a bottle to the PO box, I don't think you can send alcohol to the BO box, can you? Well no, okay, little tip here for one thing, give me an email and I'll give my address Me too! I want to mead up Okay yeah we need a mead-up Now... You send it as vinegar

2:05:34 or a very famous importer who used to be a veterinarian, used to ship wine all the time and he told me that he'd send everything out as liniment. I like pre-vinegar could work too but vinegar you can use well actually there is always some vinegar in every wine believe it or not with rare exceptions and there would be some in me too but obviously you should have it out as vinegar and then yeah good to go screw what I wanted straight to my home I don't want to have to walk for my mead. So, uh... Any jingles or anything in there? No! But i'm gonna give him a karma just for the mead up joke that you made. You've got karma. Julian Erikson in East Boston Massachusetts

2:06:19 Let me take the next two because there's one coming up that you need to read. Julian Erickson in East Boston, Massachusetts 333 dot 33 requesting big deal karma for a huge contract to close in the next month customer has been dancing with us for nine months so hoping this karma pushes him over the edge You need a closer please give Jeremiah Lambeau a massive douchebag He has been freeloading a free loading douchebag and deserves all the cons consternation associated with said douchery. Love and light Julian, okay so I guess you need a big deal karma we got a big deal karma right here for ya! You've got Karma

2:07:06 And Sir Dave, Duke. Dave Fugazotto, Duke of America's Heartland in the Arabian Peninsula from Saudi Arabia actually even though he is headquartered in Gladstone Missouri 333 dot 33 My annual Mothers Day donation of 111 dot 11 for each my favorite Mothers day Melody her mom Yolanda aka Lola and my mom Pauline aka Mimi But not your Mimi, John. Please don't confuse them! Oh no let's not have that happen They're pretty stinking awesome and I love them all Quick update on the latest company shenanigans Oh bro Okay here we go this sounds like a repeat of a previous update Something screwy about this by the way He says We didn't get fired on April 30th despite their having told us so Now

2:08:02 who will apparently be fired on the 20th of May. To prepare, as you read this I'm on a flight to Sri Lanka for two weeks." Huh! So he got out? Yeah sounds like it because i figure they can't get their fecal material collected enough to tell us when they're going to actually fire us. I can't be bothered by sticking around until they do. I am going on holiday If there are any Sri Lankan producers out there, hit me up. JC's best friend is a Sri Lankan

2:08:40 Cheers, fellas and please dole out some travel and jobs karma for all who need it especially my teammates Dave Fugazotto Duke of America's Heartland and the Arabian Peninsula and perhaps Sri Lanka if they'll have me. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs! Let's vote for jobs! Yes, sir Dave and get your ass stateside man. We want to see you here too are you in the fam? Ginzo Shimura has violated the rules and Now the violation of the rules is giving us a script And then saying oh play this jingle here and play that one there

2:09:29 And typically, no. If we would see that again since we already said this was inappropriate We would have rejected it Now in this case he went through a lot of trouble and produced stuff that we don't have Six different jingles and the script So I don't know why but i'm going to do it But this will never ever happen again This is the last time I am protesting this I know you're protesting it Yeah Now this is the co-host of Canary Cry News Talk, Sir Basil Knight of the Wormicorn and Sir Gon's Night of the Samurai Babies. So I guess they have a podcast and this may be some of their stuff...I'm just gonna roll with it but i'm never going to do it again so consider this the closer

2:10:21 ITM A&J Basil and Gans here from the Canary Cry News Talk. This donation of $333.33 is in celebration of our 333rd podcast episode! Ever since the plannedemic, we increased the frequency of our shows to three times a week and thanks to Value for Value model our producers have sustained this schedule for almost 200 episodes it works We are proud to say that our new format is heavily influenced by the best podcast in the universe. Shout out to not only the wonderful producers Knights and Dames of The Noah Jenner Show, but also to our incredible producers of The Canarium and the Knights & Dames of The Canary Cry Roundtable! Holy crap... sounds like we have a replicated system that's very interesting. The value for a value model works so we don't have to shill waffle makers like Ben Shapiro. Everybody loves waffles

2:11:14 And no agenda listeners with an interest in tracking the robot takeover might appreciate our flippy updates. Do you want fries with that? Or perhaps tracking the beast system Speaking of the Beast System... Of course we call out Daddy Fauci's lies Science is truth which is not scientific statement, track our hairy-legged president... Got hairy legs! And keep up with what China is up to. Oh, I almost did it all. I failed on that one fader... Here we go! And now you know why we'll never do this again for any Noah Jenna listeners out there who have never heard of us consider your cage rattled please look up Canary Cry News Talk on your favorite podcasting 2.0 app and yes we do accept sats currently migrating to our own Raspberry Pi lightning node love it but we try to make a habit of preaching the good news of the gospel or reporting egregious

2:12:17 the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events. Thanks for all you guys do and for revealing the super economic model of the value for value keep up the great work no jingles no karma God bless and remember to think outside the cage You know, so that's why I thought I would do this for the one last time because nothing makes me happier than seeing podcasters grasping onto something that no conference has ever asked us to come speak about. No interview was ever... There is not a single podcasting entity has given a shit about what we're doing ever and these guys go and do it and its successful. Yeah, I remember years ago I had like lunch with Jen Briney as I was getting her into this

2:12:58 model and she once said to me, you know I learned more from just sitting a lot with you for an hour over lunch than all these podcasting meetups. All these conferences that we're never invited We've never been...I've never been invited any of them or even asked to attend for, you know as a journalist and cover it. But yet they still put them on and they're always the same that promote advertising and stupid ideas that are unworkable on a small scale Yes, whereas the value for value model if you have a thousand people listening You can probably do pretty well. If you apply our model which will be in our book and DVD course. Yes, we'll be doing seminars. Actually could probably make good bit of quick money doing some seminars Yeah now can you imagine you and I doing a seminar together? This would be horrible! Hey, yeah, I think he'd be surprised how good it would be

2:13:59 Do you think we could, like... We joke and do everything? No. I think we'd seriously introduce the models and then talk in between. I did a thing with Leo once just to set up a presentation And I said, where are you, Leo But the thing was that when both went on stage it turned out to be extremely entertaining working together as two professionals who know how to work on stage And it just worked out like it was great. I think you and I would be even better Is this a possible exit strategy? No, because these things these seminars are flashes in the pan You could do it like a series and then you really don't want to do more than once or twice I just wanted to be on stage with two of those money guns Just shooting dollar bills into the crowd Stick with us! Get that dollar bill gun

2:14:54 Well, it's a possibility. If this podcasting thing... We have some dancing girls! We'd have dancing girls. Now that- not exactly Dancing girls Maybe some close magic just for the heck of it in the- Oh we get some close-up magician Yeah and then Those guys are the best But then at the end- Look at how Brushwood do his act Yes And then at the end At the end You know what we do, right? At the end we all get on stage. Hey now y'all! Can we just get real?! Do we really care about our fans or is this just another deal? We all gotta sing it baby! Is that another way that we lost our way? Social's about the people remember? Welcome everybody! People... We really need another like fan or share. What the hell? Get to the chorus. Let's get social!

2:15:48 Let's get social with social media. Woo! Mary McCormick! We have plenty of games out there that can sing off key, not a problem Yeah let's get social with social media Well lets get social with Sir Rick out of Arlington Washington who also comes in with 333 dot 33 and he sends an actual note, a physical note you can tell I have it here Yes you do And he says, uh, peerage change. This is a quick note to claim my new peerage level of Earl accounting attached and he sent it like 10 pages for counting if permitted by the Peerage Committee I would like to expand my territory to include the rest of Washington State minus Seattle and the rest of King County. Seattle no good idea. You want to be responsible with homeless

2:16:42 Someone with far more patience than I possess will have to deal with the steaming pile of dung. He's talking about human poop that's all over Seattle now. Thank you San Francisco! Keep up the good work. No jingles, no karma best wishes Sir Rick Earl of Washington State pending and then he writes in handwriting you are appreciated Yes that will uh that is going to happen of course we'll do that today during our second donation segment since were just talking about a whole bunch of things expanding this and making something out of it

2:17:18 You know, we had Proposition B pass in Austin which means by May 11th it has to be enforced. Homeless... there was no more camping in unapproved places which is pretty much everywhere in Austin so I took a drive through downtown after this Prop B vote and I will say that downtown a lot of tents are already gone People are already seeing the writing on the wall. However, some group staged a really... you can find it on the web ...a really lame-ass protest as now they, you know, the only place you weren't allowed to pitch tents was in front of City Hall that was the only place you couldn't camp so now they've put all of these tents in front of City Hall with big signs and people hooting and hollering except the tents are brand new

2:18:06 They're all tied together. Oh, it's a total scam! It's like really? That's what you do- No handcuffs! Holmes not handcuffeds and the smart people... What is it was homes that handcuff yeah that's that's the slogan I love it Yeah, home's not handcuffed well they're building... Home's not handcuffed But it was interesting to see that a lot of the campers have moved camp so that's good that kind of worked Shepard, who is in Doniphan Missouri 331 33. Good day gentlemen I'm a younger millennial with a gorgeous milf and three beautiful human resources! I've been listening to you guys for the last four years or so punching folks in the mouth has proven hard as my circles are socially conservative reformed Christians and most find your show too vulgar or too liberal interesting

2:19:01 We are vulgar. Well, it's their loss Yes Right And the world is vulgar and we're not that bad And there's some pretty interesting stuff in the Bible that I could point to you might want to consider Could be seen vulgar in different words I've been an OTG kind of guy since 2014 and haven't had a TV since 2012. I wrote for Tucker Carlson's news website when i was younger, and got red-pilled to all the M5M BS at a young age about when I was 18. He saved! After the summer of love last year got a little too close to my Virginia home we decided to pack up and leave the cesspool that is the commie wealth of Virginia and move to glorious Missouri

2:19:43 I live 30 minutes from the nearest store and 40 minutes from a cell signal. Google doesn't even know my address." We've been here, we're going on five weeks now and I'd like to think we're settling in nicely. We have 60 laying hens, four came with us from Virginia two hogs two cows and a bull at three horses. I had four in Virginia only took three along with us this is getting long sorry John so I'll wrap it up now shout out to all the great people I interact with on Noah's in the social gray knight blitzed Hoji Hung, Icy Grill, Sir Kegg and Klatu to name a few. Thanks for all you do gentlemen need some work karma trying to get a new job with the very wealthy tech company so i can work hard to pay off my mortgage quickly jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs there is no reason to pay your mortgage off quickly in these with these interest rates but 60 chickens

2:20:39 Uh, or 60 laying hens. Are you selling eggs? Because you better be! You better be! That's a lot of hens. You'll get probably... you can get up to 45 from 60 unless they're professionally forced lay a lot there still get about 40 eggs a day Easily. That's a lot of eggs and they're delicious I used to have chickens, and I thought it was so romantic when we had the castle like oh go out and get some chickens for breakfast Chickens are assholes man They do not want you grabbing their eggs They will peck you or they will fly at you they do all kinds they do not like that Of course they don't But luckily they're careless And there are out of way from the eggs a lot You can pick them up and throw him this would be how he used to do with our chickens Oh, that's not good

2:21:32 Yeah, that's wrong. Just get it get out of here and then grab a bunch of eggs and put them in the bet basket Get out of there Then you still have to check the eggs and make sure some old egg that's been sitting there you missed The eggs are still better. Sir Jim Watts is up on the list for a Baron of Whistler and Metropolitan Garibaldi region in Whistler, BC at God's country to say the least. Yes I've skied it. I have skied Whistler 333 dot 33 very photogenic area might add Baron of Whistler and metropolitan Garibaldi region three three three dot three three Canadian

2:22:09 Okay, well then... No he's still an exec. He is still good Yeah I know but how did it get in the spreadsheet with this amount? I was starting this note Windows 10 suggested inclusion for all search to make and impact yesterday it was to take a quiz about UNESCO Oh I see he's getting ads or something as he was From Windows 10 sure What is Windows 10 sending you these sorts of things? It's not supposed to be an advertising vehicle. Well, they're tracking you for some reason so it must be for that My taskbar is woke Mine's not Mine doesn't do anything It closes my annual birthday and sank out a mile protest donation also happy birthday to my niece Emma

2:22:56 And Theodoreable, yes he had his birthday yesterday I might mention. He was over at the house and had a huge party for him with spinning disco lights and all that thing. Lots of balloons! And so here's the story that goes from this event... And this is true. So one of the things he's always wanted was a camera, so we had to get him a kid-proof camera which is beautiful little cameras got all kinds it's rubberized and you can't drop its not gonna break its got all kinds of little filters you make all kinds of crazy pictures with it. Now does have a screen on one side as you can see the shot immediately or? No, it's the screen on one side but not on both sides. So you can see the results? Yeah it's a real camera It got all the features of regular cameras. It just kid-proofed Oh it was kid proofed so he grabs his camera and finally this last kiss is what he wanted most And he screams for joy and then he says oh boy! A camera now I can take selfies

2:24:01 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear this. We weren't with you was like what? So that was our that was the story of the day anyway Wow kids lost already That's what I'm thinking Okay, so Jim back to gym He says, also happy birthday to Nissan and Theodoreable. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there both summer and winter Olympics are scheduled in the next nine months it's been a tough training environment for these athletes requesting large luge goad karma for Reed Watts the official Olympian of No Agenda Show according to the Mueller report yes who is the Luge champion

2:24:51 He's our luge guy. Yes, here we go! Luge away Reed! You've got karma. Nice Sir Greg Birch Baron of the North Olympic Peninsula in Port Angeles Washington 255 still here since day one girlfriend karma for my son it's my birthday today May 6th lastly no agenda will be on my 1965 classic mini race car yes What is he's got? He's got a sticker. He made it says no agenda show on cool Cheers, sir Greg Birch Baron of the North Olympic Peninsula well Of course we got some of that Girlfriend karma for your son nothing like hooking up your son you've got karma Check to make sure Theodore bulls on the birthday call-out list yeah Sarah Schiessler in Belgrade Montana is 233

2:25:52 Sorry, we're sorry. These are this segments pretty long today for reasons that we can never account for ITM gentlemen I'd like to credit this donation of my sm- Oh oh switcheroo! I'd like the credit this donation in my smoking hot soon-to-be husband Alex first birthday on May 7th He hit me in the mouth several years ago And we've been listening to show on our many adventures ever since life is now better than I ever thought possible Love is lit for jingles. These things that catch on are always amusing to me. And we only read that once and I think the amount of people who now say love and lit, it's more than people used to say love and light even. It's crazy!

2:26:35 For jingles, can I... It's catchy. I don't know why! For jingles can i get a Trump aroused Biden whole load and dog karma? We all appreciate uh all that you do Absolutely it was hard to get it aroused and it is hard to get it aroused but we got it aroused. I'm gonna give you the whole load today. Karma. You're up. Yeah, this is Brandon L's... Oh before I do that, I need to have a little more details Theodoreable of course not on the list his birthday was yesterday May 5th and four years old Of course he's not on the list. Eric leaves all the family off the list He hates us

2:27:35 Okay, Brandon Elsbury 21182. We're getting to the end here but I have quite enjoyed this segment myself. Jingles! Wacky Adventures of Biden... we don't have that one. No such thing? No such thing. Wicked Witch Of The West no we have a Hillary Cackle that's what you're gonna get. You got to be very specific with these jingles. Please Think of the Children which is will someone please think of the children and Obama na-na-na Batman that one I actually was able to find for you And here is the note. Dear John Adam, I need a de-douching! You've been de-douche'd Actually he says, I need a de-douche and there you go.

2:28:19 I donated and messaged Adam on MoFax back in October when i was driving home late at night. Well it's spring, and I am very happy I chose ATC such an amazingly fun career that I should have been doing from the start but enough about me y'all make an amazing show It has helped keep my amygdala shrunken and for that I thank you Can I get final exam relationship road trip and jobs karma as I'll be looking for a new job come July? Well I hope its for air traffic control Also, is that your second Pabst? That was a plane falling from the sky. Also any New England producers I will be in the area for my road trip between June 6th and 16th would love to meet my fellow No Agenda producers please set up some meetups. Man there's like that's the cowling just dropped out of the sky! I would love to do it myself but i don't know the area thank you in advance bye

2:29:12 Brandon, keep your eye on that and also join knowagenthesocial.com That's where a lot of these things can be solved. jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs!

2:30:02 Jingles request pasta glock noodle gun full reverend L dogs are people to if possible Please toss in a ghost of John's past the John haunting bit. I don't know what that is donate That one it's that one In the morning gents, I'd like to humbly request a makeup de douching We can do that. You've been de-douche'd! I donated a couple months ago and asked for one then, but it was missed This donation is to celebrate my smoking hot wife Liz LeRoy Capital L small e capital R O Y pronounced LaRoy not Lee Roy For Mother's Day Wait that the first actual Mother's Day donation of the day

2:31:00 No, there was a good one up but they never mentioned the mom. Oh and Fugazotto had three moms. I'm sorry you're right i'm wrong! You're right? I'm wrong. I realized it is an episode early yes next episode is our Mother's Day special we were offering the special producers credit for Mother's Day show Mother's Day Special Show That's an episode early, but for good reason. We are selling our house and the open houses on Saturday I would really appreciate some house-selling goat karma Okay, listen, I have been 30 seen 33s everywhere we rented a storage unit 3 300 randomly assigned I travel for a living in my hotel room was 133 the clocks the odometers everything we got the picture

2:31:50 And after they got the picture by the way, I should mention they donated $208.12. Just saying... normally yeah! I hit my wife in the mouth a year or so ago but it took a few months of listening with her in the car before she noticed people getting punched in the face Punch in the mouth. She said, that's not how it goes! You slap me in the teeth right? Ha ha ha ha she has been listening to every episode for several months now and this is started... And she even started listening to Mo Fax as well. She has yet to donate so please de-douche her as well. Uh okay. It makes no sense what he says. No, no. She should be douched bags but we'll just follow the note

2:32:37 The explanation behind this amount donated is only for... Okay, did we get there our explanation now? Is from my wife's three daughters. Birth months February August and December 020812. Ha! Any who Mother's Day uh it's Mother's Day Liz happy Mother's day You mean the world to me? You've done such a wonderful job raising our daughters and I am forever grateful. I can't wait... ...to move out to the country! Uh, I love you so. Matt Leroy. LeRoy. LeRoy. Capital L small e Alright quite a sequence of jingles here ya go. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece o' shit!

2:33:23 I got my pasta glock locked and loaded but resist we much we must and we will much about that be committed dogs are people too You've got karma And that is our list of executive producers and associate executive producers for a very special show 1344. We want to thank each and every one of them the long list took a long time affiliates be noted we will be running a little long today but it was worth the time spent I have to say that these notes in particular though indeed a bit longer were good hey you got good information there was funny stuff, we learned about people's personal lives it's like

2:34:28 the People Magazine a podcast here. It's beautiful. Thank you for supporting the show This is the only way it can be done. You've heard an earlier note that a podcaster was taking our exact model, value for value and it works! You keep on the air now you're not going to get Joe Rogan money but you're gonna stay on the air and have a good time and from me I think for both of us very satisfying to hear how much pleasure people get out of The Community of Knowledge in The Nation and the show itself And if you'd like... It also loosens up the podcast because they know that they can

2:35:04 Tell it like it is or the way they think it is, or the way they feel it is. Or they can just say what they want you don't have to worry about the advertiser cutting them off That's a good point So the podcasts are better? Yes, and any mainstream media like even C-SPAN. You don't get to say what you want to say they cut ya off or they pre brand you as something no this is the way to go I completely agree if you'd like to participate in this experiment for Sunday it's a very simple way to do it you can check this website out which you'll remember forever once you hear the jingles of vorac.org Slash N A. Thank again to our execs and associate executive producers for supporting the show! Our formula is this, we go out we hit people in the mouth. Order Shut up slave! Shut Up Slave! You made me self-conscious about saying Time Talent Treasure and I bungled that all closer. Thanks for supporting this...

2:36:17 Hey, let's just talk about Noodle Gun for a second. Since we have that... I want to talk about some Noodle Gun stuff for a second. There was a couple things actually here we go First of all, I wanted to say that i watched the WeWork documentary which is out on Netflix right now Have you seen this by any chance? No And it's something that typically might not be that interested in And if you don't know the story behind WeWork, it's basically a rent-by-the-desk real estate idea that was wrapped in this hue of kind of Steve Jobsian magic from the CEO. This young charismatic Israeli guy named Adam.

2:37:07 And a lot of venture capital kind of swarmy hype around it and cool stuff, baristas. The whole thing wound up being valued at $47 billion. SoftBank put in billions of dollars. One of the most so-called sophisticated investors in the world and basically they're renting buildings Then making it into desks and cubicles and cool, and adding a barista. And then renting out the desks. Obviously it was flawed... Funny enough now a version of it might work quite well with what's happened since COVID But what I wanted to say about this documentary is that the people who were in it Who worked at the company and who were clients of the company They are pretty much millennials

2:37:57 And there was also a We Live, so you could not just work in one of these places. They had this kind of commune-type living What it basically was is all of these clients and people who worked at the company they were sold an Instagram dream And you see it in the way they speak and we were changing the world. I love that! But John was like, and we're having fun it's a relaxed atmosphere... They rattle off this name of dot-com names and they all got like 50 grand seed money from somewhere so of course they all went out of business

2:38:34 But the whole thing was an Instagram dream. And it's too bad you haven't seen it, if you see this you'll recognize what I'm talking about these...I'll just call them children for lack of a better word have been hypnotized and were so easy to pick them up they're like oh yeah this is what it is this is cool look at my life and look at my workspace and look at my cool colleagues and look at my little cubicle and look at the barista It's a small batch. Very, very sad to see what an effect this selfie culture that your grandson is now becoming a part of... He has no future! He's lost already maybe an intervention? We need to intervene quickly

2:39:13 So there was another story which I liked a lot and it's something that you have been saying for a long time. And this is the Basecamp story, I've got a quick clip here to intro it. Now this, Basecamp now thats a small software company trying to deal with wokeness they took a stand against politics at work The CEO said look we don't solve society problems We dont get behind one movement or another No politics at work After he said that, one third of the workforce took a buyout package or resigned. So Basecamp is... Tina used to use it at one of her marketing clients I think a long time ago when she was doing freelance stuff and it's like a Dropbox Slack kind of product and you know it's used by marketing firms but what happened really when you dig into what went down at Basecamp there was a list

2:40:11 And the list is a funny list of customer names that has been maintained within the company for 10 years. It's juvenile stuff like I do, like Mike's... you know, Susan's sister, Mike Hunt, this kind of stuff. Like it's Ben Dover and so they had some clients that maybe it was, you know, holy... Seymour Butts there? Yeah, Seymour Butts, Holy Fook whatever this kind of joke And a new hire came in, and at this point the company was already in trouble because they had diversity and equity commissions. And this new hire came in and said oh my god we have to do something about this list and we need to have conversations... So their internal communication just filled with all of this woke talk

2:40:57 to which the two founders, co-founders said you know what we're done with this. This is no longer appropriate you're not going to post that on here uh... We don't want have any more you should be tempering your political talk at work. We are here to do work very similar to what Coinbase said. You are here to work! That's so good And now and so a third of them resigned and some high-level positions too. And they all had the same message, which I'd never kind of heard before so you knew it was templated and scripted. Um...I've left now after seven years with the company. I'm looking for new opportunities DMs are open! I've never heard of this term. DMs are open everyone had the same tweet. What's TM? DMs like your direct messages. Oh direct message okay. DMs are open and they all said the same thing. And should i tell you something They're all gonna die penniless

2:41:45 No one will hire you. No one! I won't? Of course not, your troublemakers over what?! Over what!? Now you might as well just put a big tattoo on your forehead saying loser or don't hire me or woke that's it. Tattoo woke on your foreheads and hope to get a job You're not getting at work. You're not getting work anymore, you've decided to creep us out." And so people could take a payout or whatever and I think the big mouths are like, oh GMs are open! They took the payout to leave. You always said that you need to identify these people before they come into the organization because they can destroy...and i think these guys did a good job. It doesn't take more than one or two of them

2:42:41 They're dangerous. It's actually happening at another company right now and I think this company has lost the plot. Pandora jewelry retailer has pledged to no longer use mined diamonds because of ethical concerns that tops news on the money today, the store says it will not use diamonds manufactured in laboratories last year Pandora stopped using newly mined gold and silver amid reports of human rights abuses it mines and factories The company has also cited a greater demand from younger customers for sustainable materials Pandora will sell its lab-made stones first in the United Kingdom and expand to other markets next year I mean, how does this make any sense? We're no longer gonna sell real diamonds. It was gonna sell lab and they'll probably charge the same amount too No, it is in some cases the lab grown is more expensive This this is a new term Jem Z

2:43:40 What? Instead of Gen Z, Gems. Gems-y? Yeah gems So I'm wearing a diamond ring let's say I'm somebody wearing a big pinky ring. Pinky Ring. Okay got a pinky ring and it's got a diamond in it and somebodys gonna go up to me says that is that lab grown or is that a diamond from a mine maybe some slaves working Blood Diamond Man! Nobody cares. Yeah, they do is not yeah, you should probably not blood diamonds is a different story That's it those are actually banned But this is just the regular what gold mine cuz somebody there was a cave in someplace Okay, that way it's fine I think there's nothing wrong with being that way but if you're in business yeah very odd

2:44:32 That's just yeah, but it is odd But I don't think this is odd as the trouble-making to employee that comes in and they're gonna see fault with everything because they get a their vision of things Is always skewed. Oh Evil white man kind of skew yes And they're not good employees They don't like to work you can tell already when they say or go out there your work We have a meeting about social issues and they want to have meetings about social issues, and it's like that teacher in the early part of this show. You know there's a justice education I mean... Ah well this is my... I want my kid did learn how to read well and fast! This is my final story um and just like the residents of Austin predominantly liberal uh voted with I think final tally 57-58 percent to reinstate the camping ban in South Lake Texas that's south of Dallas

2:45:28 The parents got so fed up with the woke racist education, gender education. All the things that really have nothing to do with what you just said is read and read fast And they did something really unique. They just organized, ran for school council and kicked all of them out! Said no we're not gonna have this you know I hold my beer let me go ahead and let me just run for council...and they've kicked all these a-holes out and taken back their school. Well good for them. That's what it's going to take. By the way so goes South Lake so goes the rest of America is what the Republican battle cry is

2:46:07 Yeah, good for them. That's what needs to happen you know people always waiting for well You know who was gonna help us who's gonna save me? We need it we need a president that's gonna do right no No people you've got to do it yourself What are you talking about South of Dallas mm-hmm there's a woman thats a congressman down there in the 30th district of Texas and She's been, the district was formed in 1993. This woman this black woman has been the congresswoman from there The Democrats have decided to primary her out and I ran into a bunch of weird stuff on this

2:46:48 There used to be a site, I thought it was always kind of like smoking gun and it's called Crooks & Liars which is now just a front for the Social Democrats. Crooks & Liars used...I used to get clips from that! It used have really funny stuff Yeah mistake..I think it was either bought by the Blue Democrats or something must happen yeah I noticed that too because they got bought out and so they're promoting their promoting this woman is at least going to blue democrats is the go-to girl that's gonna get rid of this black woman. She's black too, but she's a young black socialist millennial and I just have a couple of clips i picked up because this is what you're dealing with these do it there modern Democrats this is a modern Democrat nothing like Joe Biden

2:47:33 angry, irked my way or the highway and this is Jessica Mason. The Blue America choice for Congresswoman. I spent three months in the ICU what does that say about America? The richest country in the world how can we let black and brown children continue to suffer and nearly die of treatable diseases because they don't have adequate insurance? In South Dallas where I'm from our children are more likely to develop severe asthma because of pollution, our water pollution is worse than Flint's. Black

2:48:11 Black women are dying during childbirth and we have some of the lowest life expectancies in the state of Texas. Our healthcare system places profits over people. Wow! I would like to see some documentation that the South Dallas 30th District of Texas has worse water than Flint? Yeah, it has worse water than Flint. So it's loaded with lead? Is that what you're telling me? I want some documentation so here she goes now let's just cut to the chase and listen to her rant about whatever she would they all well all the blue Americans rant about But what Texas needs is a Green New Deal and guaranteed federal jobs, massive investments in green infrastructure not incentives to continue producing gas and coal-powered energy. And further enriching the pockets of these oil executives. And with all due respect I'm not okay with bipartisanship when that means compromising on the rights of Black Brown and immigrant people so we really need to stop with the bipartisan propaganda and really advocate for the people of Texas 30

2:49:12 Our representative also failed to support Cori Bush's amendment on voting rights for incarcerated people. And she refuses to apologize for voting for the 1994 crime bill that has led zip codes in my district to have the highest incarceration rate in this state of Texas. How many black men are in jail because of a joint? How many black men are in jail because they're victims of poverty? How many black men are killed because of irresponsible and racist policy? We need to end the privatized prison system and stop the criminalization of poverty and blackness." Well, she has a very good chance at winning. Guaranteed federal jobs. Guaranteed!

2:49:52 for everybody. It's all part of big government, it's all part of the socialist idea I have a contrasty clip by another black person this is a cop, a fairly famous outspoken police guy named Brian Tatum Yes, yes I've seen him before. Yeah he's quite good he is very erudite and he is a... which is racist to say that by the way Is that your version of he's well spoken for black man? Well spoken is one thing, erudite another but he's well-spoken

2:50:32 He's on one of these, again one of these I think this is uh... I think this may be a TV show but it's more... I think it's Brandon. Isn't it Brandon not Brian? I think its Brandon. Brandon? It could be Brandon yeah I don't know We don't get names right on this show, genuinely. I got one screwed up earlier. Ever! So let's listen to Mr Tatum bitch and moan in a way that is...I have not heard anybody even nobody has really said what he's about to say. Right we can speak now to Brandon Tatum, a former police officer and founder CEO of the Officer Tatum Thank you very much for coming on the program My pleasure.

2:51:23 on the broadcast all the way here is confusing to me. I think we're living in a twilight zone, this conviction and my personal opinion did nothing for our country. People are living a lie. This was one police officer, one person in the community they found him guilty this was the swiftest justice I've ever seen in my life. The day after the film came out he was arrested, he was tried two hours of deliberation- He was convicted I'm not really sure why people are acting like this is monumental. Also, he did not get a fair trial in my personal opinion there was a lot of obstruction that happened they paid the family out 27 million before the jury could be selected i mean they're gonna have a case and appeal so I don't know why people are celebrating and I don't know why this is such a big focal point other than people are making money off for the pain of people in our country

2:52:13 So you're objecting firstly to some of the things that happened around the trial, which now that there is a conviction I think we should probably park that. But secondly your upset that there's an amalgamation here of a wider sense of landmark case and this one specific court case? Yeah, this is not a landmark case. I think people are... This is a political agenda that pushing lies in our country. Policing in America is not inherently racist. We don't live in a racist country. This was an interaction between a police officer that I thought did the wrong thing and a black man who was on drugs high resisting arrest

2:52:51 and ended up being killed by that police officer. That's as simple as it can be, the President of the United States got out and made a fool of himself trying to promote racism in a simple police encounter that the officer got convicted on. So you reject President Biden's comments about systemic racism and it being a stain on the whole nation? Yes, President Biden is an idiot in my personal opinion. And he's just talking because he's a politician systemic racism I mean if you look at Joe Biden himself You know Pete he spoke at a Ku Klux Klan members funeral and did the eulogy of Robert Byrd? I mean He is white supremacy or racism If you if you want to want to say that is the case and now he's the president

2:53:37 Yeah, of course this aired on some obscure thing. You never hear this stuff! But if you want to hear... actually Mo did a really good breakdown of the Chauvin trial, Mofax episode 62 we talked about for about four hours Four hours? What episode was it? The most recent one, 62 Oh okay I'm gonna do it right now John and you can't stop me Now entering Oh nooooooo Yeah, I've been carrying this with me for so long. First a little updated second half of the show as we are awaiting the return to Earth of some Chinese thing that is out-of-control you can track it on the websites but there's a little interesting detail about what will come crashing down to Earth Scientists are tracking an out-of-control Chinese rocket falling back to earth It could partially survive reentry into atmosphere

2:54:30 into the atmosphere. The rocket launched last week and the boosters were supposed to fall into the ocean but they fell into Earth's orbit that means the rocket parts which are 98 feet long could fall to earth any day now landing anywhere from New York, Beijing or New Zealand one expert told a NASA YouTube channel that a similar mistake with a rocket last year sent debris raining down over Africa causing serious damage It had these long metal rods, like 15 meter long metal rods that were slicing through the atmosphere. Wow. And smashed into buildings in these villages in Ivory Coast. Luckily no one was hurt but over a half mile radius they found debris that was big hardware that caused damage

2:55:17 Nothing this heavy has fallen back to earth in more than 30 years I could not help but notice the rods from God that are coming be raining down from the sky Which is exactly what we talked about a couple months ago as the new space weapon. Yes, I'm thinking Wouldn't it be interesting if bunch of the rods from God hit the Belgrade US Embassy? Even though we were aiming for something else, Jimmy? You get the reference. Yes it would be interesting to see where the rods from God end up but that sounds like... Nothing to do with us! It was an accident! Clearly some space war stuff going on make no mistake now I have an insider and insider deep inside the Pentagon

2:56:06 Verified as much as I can. This person has been feeding me information and the most pertinent one is... He says pay attention to all of the stupid propaganda that's now coming out, all of this project reveal or what are you know look at all the videos. All of a sudden we're in the Pentagon is allowing pilots to show what they've seen, the UFOs, the flying Tic Tac and above all the two biggest propagators of this stuff who always invite the same entertainment guys on Mind you, the person you're about to hear works and consults on movies creates entertainment products documentaries about UFO's Tucker Carlson is always bringing this shithead on or some other guy like him We spent some time reporting on this story we should have spent a lot more time because this could be the most consequential thing to happen to this country to this world maybe ever

2:57:03 In June, the United States government is set to release a public report on everything it knows about UFOs. Lou Elizondo was the former head of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. He's been on this show a number times. He just spoke to The New York Post about what that report will show. According to Elizondo we will find an intelligence failure on the part of US Intel community on the level of 9-11 The last time we had an intelligence failure in this country, a major one which was 9-11. It took us almost three years to come up with the 9-11 Commission Report. That takes a long time. Let's just go down the rabbit hole here for a second and let's just assume that this is some sort of adversarial or foreign technology that several decades now has managed to lead progress and invade all 18 members of the intelligence community despite our best human intelligence Sigma

2:57:57 Alright, so you don't need to hear this whole guy. And Joe Rogan has other guys from the same nest on all the time I wish that this was real! I wish that these UFO's were... they'll be landing and in June we're gonna find all and whatever would be coming from outer space This is bull crap Now here's how i think his information is trustworthy All of these recent videos are not actually videos. They're radar images, they're scans... There's nothing with the human- especially the Tic Tac one that is not a naked eye video none of these things are this is projection technology

2:58:46 It's multi-sensor spoofing. The pilots, they believe what they saw because their instruments showed this This is in fact a project which is being run by the Navy and this is supposed to be really big deal I think they call it Nemesis, the netted emulation of multi element signature against integrated sensors And this is used to project naval fleets wherever they want to have them, to confuse our enemies. They can project onto any sensor anywhere in the world and that's all that this is! Cloaked as some UFO stuff... They are hoaxing everybody

2:59:29 while rolling out this technology, which apparently is quite effective. The number of times we've heard about well this fleet is there and this fleet is there may not actually be all that true they've chosen from building ships to going this route with projecting which kind of takes you back to the Manhattan Project projecting these fleets wherever they maybe necessary I believe that technologies possible it's a great idea! I would be working on it And I'm sad to say that is the truth of this. But, but...

3:00:10 No, I'm not connecting them. That was just an updated story that's not connected Okay, that's not good. I would you didn't make it clear II said quite okay? I thought I made it clear I should make it more clearly wasn't clear to me what this is Is going to be project blue beam someone will turn it into that which is to get us all the bow down To some alien force eventually It'll come to that but it's gonna be 10 years from now so don't get too excited in the meantime space wars are happening and the UFO and belief in aliens, which I do is being abused for warfare and we're all falling for it. And the biggest dupes are Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan they're really getting duped.

3:01:59 Alright, breaking news! Breaking news! Breaking news! Just breaking tonight Bill and Melinda Gates two of the richest people in the world and major forces in the world at philanthropy are divorcing after almost three decades of marriage. Of everything that's going on in the world... ...of course the most emailed article... Bill & Melinda Gates are divorcing!!! And I want to make my- Hey you did it You sound exactly like Jeff Begais Oh thank you No I've been practicing I would like to make a statement up front. Divorce is sad, especially if you're celebrity it's a major pain in the ass. I think I was Bill Gates level in a very small country for awhile divorce when you're famous is horrible the things people say The jokes still continue to this day How many have been divorced from Patricia? 10 years

3:02:54 still continue to this day and they're annoying, you get used to it. So it's sad and everything that is going on around that bunch of dickish people who are saying that with that said John I'd like to hear the inside dirt because you actually know Bill Gates and his antics and do you... I know Bill Gates and I met Melinda years ago I haven't seen bill gates for 20 years ever since he quit microsoft and became a big shot, and now only hangs out well yet to say build it is level best over the years to try to be with the people. The normal people

3:03:30 by not flying in his private jet and be flying commercial, taking public transportation cabs. Didn't like the idea of a limo all that did change over time because when he once he married Melinda that was I think it was I haven't seen him since he got married. This is typical with some of these guys, they get married and... Why are you doing that? You should be on a private plane! You've got the money!" So I got a copy of her book which came out in 2019. It's called On My Own or something like that. No no no it was about women empowerment. Oh like leaving your man

3:04:16 Well, there's a bunch of stuff in there but there is some revealing information. I'm going to read the whole thing and see if i can get something else. It's the moment of lift The moment of lift yeah There's a... who wrote this title? How empowering women changed the world Yes so this would get on anybody's nerves But she goes and she has interesting things in there She says for example when And told Bill that there was she was pregnant with their first child There was a kind of us a mini spat that took place because she was thinking and not telling him these are on the trip in China and they wanted to stop might be better to get back home and then to talk about it, but

3:05:03 He insisted or wanted her, it didn't insist because it didn't happen but he wanted her to keep working as a Microsoft slave you know if whatever salary she was getting is salaried worker at Microsoft while pregnant. Or no why when she had after she had the baby? She did work while she was pregnant and I thought that was kind of odd like Is there some reason for this? Another little tidbit that you should note which people say all this is some sort of a scam So they can you know, it's split up their money and make more money. I don't think so. Oh It's for taxes are you kidding me idiotic Please yeah You're dumb But I think there's one thing that was eating at her and I think by the way I think the reason they've splitting up just to be honest about it

3:05:53 I think they got sick of each other. Yeah, I think that's a reason why people split it. Yeah, just because they're sick of each other. I've had it with you. 27 years is the time... It can happen in 27. Now she's gonna get a lot of money there's reportedly no prenup. Bullshit! But I have the filing right here there is a prenup agreement. That's right into court documents and the documents have been around for a week Okay, well I'm gonna say something about that. Any good lawyer... That prenup is useless because after being married for 27 years with three children? That prenup is useless! It's not going anywhere so there's no she's got the point I'm gonna make it she's getting billions of dollars. Hold on a second and I need some advice here you know why I married Tina you're telling me that there's a limit on how much I can take from her

3:06:47 If it's in a prenup. So she makes me sign a prenup but it's not good after certain amount of time? No, a good lawyer can rip apart any prenupt after awhile because 20 I guarantee any lawyer 27 years and three children That prenup doesn't mean anything. And the point I'm trying to make, and i'm going to make it again she's gonna get billions and billions of dollars here is what I think has something to do with or has something that we should know. Okay here we go here we go Is that Bill over the years over and over and over again said his children are getting no inheritance

3:07:30 Yes, you have mentioned this. Yeah he made a big stink about this and he did it for years and I think he's stuck by it And I think he still sticking by it with Melinda getting half the money let say or even 1 third of it whatever billions The kids are gonna get plenty of money now because they'll get it from her. She'll give the kids the money that Bill won't give them So do you think it's possible the kids were playing all kinds of games and leaking information? And driving a wedge between their parents for their own personal gain No, I don't think so. Okay? I like that story It's a good one and there are a lot of ways you can go with this but i still think it is basic You know two people broke up Yeah And one of them gonna end up with a lot money Like Jeff Bezos' ex-wife and she's gonna... In her inheritance I guarantee those kids are getting some money that Bill says he never gonna give him

3:08:25 And I think that was an element. What it does create though is an issue for Dr. Bill in his Dr. Bill role, he can't show up for a while now because it's just... Oh that's a plus yes Well that's a plus for us but it's not a big plus for the industry also could it be related to his promotion of not allowing intellectual property of vaccines going to India. Do you think maybe the timing of this is like, oh really douchebag take that? Is that possible? I really think it's not possible Enter one more factoid which I see one of the newspapers or one of the magazines is picking up on, which is Bill's long-term relationship with Ann Winblad. Now this is interesting because I know Ann Winblad. I've met her didn't we meet her together at a like a pod show VC pitch meeting or something? Possible...I don't remember that but.. I think you set the meeting up because she's no Ann Winblad!

3:09:24 Yeah, I think you should have. And she's very nice by the way! I haven't had lunch with Anne for a long time but i probably should have again and I could get a lunch with her. She's old as wood at this point isn't she? She's 70. Ah she's older than that...she was 71 when I met her. Okay okay I'll look it up. She may have a painting in the basement that's not aging or is aging and she's not well so They're making a big fuss about Ann and Bill's relationship because he was, she was the girlfriend of Bill before you know. And she was more his type, petite blonde which has always been his preference I... He was dating Deborah Weiss when i was editor at InfoWorld and she was one of my reporters. And she had things to say too that are interesting to me Anyway just just to cut to the chase One time Ann told me that

3:10:16 There was an agreement before Bill married Melinda that he'd get to see Anne for intellectual purposes because they liked each other's company and they liked to talk about the industry. She was a venture capitalist, and I think if there was a prenup that you cite it should have been in there according to her two weeks out of the year at the most, they could run off to... They have some place they used to meet or go a lot and just

3:10:54 Shoot the shit basically and that was not a big deal. They read real complicated books together or so I don't think there was anything it was I believe this happens, and I don't think it's a big deal No A lot of people who are friendly with their exes of any sort wives or girlfriends And it's not it's not a big deal in they're making a big deal out of it is bullcrap That's bull crap yeah, I think it's very simple what happened And I don't think there's any complexity to her. Bill was caught maybe hanging out with some bimbo or she likes somebody else, it's simple forget it It's not a good story let them do their own thing. I agree and its kind of sad you know as much as I despise this guy and think he is complete and utter douchebag and liar and just horrible vaccine peddling dick

3:11:43 I mean, how do you really feel? Well i've gone through two divorces and uh... It's not helpful, it doesn't help anybody and it makes other people typically who are unhappy about their own relationships really happy to project on whatever happened there. So yeah that's absolutely true so people should just think this is not a story or real... No it's not a real story. This is a bullcrap story that nobody has nothing do with anything we'll take Bill out of commission for awhile in terms of being on the news shows which is which is a plus We're tired of seeing him The other kind of interesting story that just shows you how diabolical the media is, and when I say media I mean mainstream television cable news and social media. The Supreme Court of de-platforming over there at Facebook who is made up of a stellar blue ribbon panel

3:12:47 of all kinds of insiders and all kinds of shills, whatever. Decided that while yes it was appropriate that President Trump was banned from the platform however the penalty and when he should be reinstated which is what Facebook was hoping to hear from their commission they punted that back and said no you've got a determine what the penalty is Is that indefinite? Is that for six months? What is it And I don't even know what the resolution is, but the funnier thing and that's what we do here at NOA Agenda is listen to the media. This is Brian Seltzer-Water he is the media reporter for CNN and just listened to the disdain that he has about certain things. President Trump lies led to a bloody deadly insurrection why would they ever let him back on to peddle more of the crass? What lies?!

3:13:43 Well the big lie... What was, no what was it? Oh okay. You have to understand that's a big lie. It was jipped out of his election win yeah yes that is branded as the Big Lie branded specifically to connect Adolf Hitler and big lie, you know this is all very important that we continue to propagate that. And in a very journalistic manner she actually says why should be able to peddle this crap? Why would they ever let him back on to pedal more of the crap? There are a lot of members of this board that are free speech advocates for this amendment absolutists in some cases that are going to make an argument that these platforms should not be in the position and making these choices at all if

3:14:24 If Trump is brought back on Facebook, it'll likely be for those reasons. But a lot of this has to do with the memory hole right? The riot going down the memory hole! That's what Fox and Right-Wing Media has been trying to do and I worry that this may be another result of that. Can you believe it?! There are free speech advocates and First Amendment zealots!! What?? This will not stand these people are evil! Free Speech Yeah, I mean that's... And he says free speech absolutist. Absolutists yes absolutists! If that's real and the guy is sitting there on the basis of free speech and the First Amendment freedom of the press That's that's the reason why he can sit there and say this stuff. I know it's just it's incredible Incredible anyway, you know the irony of these this is like

3:15:21 News media people not liking the idea of WikiLeaks Correct. Why should I oh, so no they're revealing all the secret documents and all these things that would make my journalistic Endeavors even easier and it would give me some ideas for stories like a fight through this stuff and get somewhere But no no No It should be illegal nobody should go looking at it because these guys are all spooks And they're not allowed to look at it If somebody says you shouldn't look at something that if you're a journalist, you should want to look at because you want to see what's in there. You want to look at but you tell people not to do it? They're probably a spook because spooks aren't allowed to go on WikiLeaks or they just working for pharma

3:16:08 Well, that could be working for pharma too but generally speaking there's not the guys... they're not the guys like let's say lemme think who can I think of that would be some guy to be categorized as a mouthpiece for maybe the intelligence community so we can get a feeling for what might be going on in the world. Oh! Richard Engel Richard Engel who goes here, he goes there. He goes everywhere and now he's in Afghanistan so I perked up because the report had the spook the spook is on the scene! I want to see what The CIA thinks about What's going on in our pullout In Afghanistan? And I should make a note that I didn't...I don't think I have the opening this introduction To this by the guy at NBC's

3:16:56 What's his name, the black guy who does that? He's the anchor. Lester Holt. So Lester he makes a point of saying we're gonna pull out...he doesn't make the Biden comment that we played the other day where we're leaving on May 1st and we're going to be out by September 11th! He doesn't say that. He says we're gonna leave on September... The original idea because nobody wants us to leave at all I would think if you're in the agency so let's see what, let's hear what Richard Engel has got to tell us. At the Praise Beauty Salon in Kabul all the talk today is about the Taliban and whether the Islamic fanatics will return as US troops leave and make these simple things a crime The Taliban banned makeup and hair styling women and girls couldn't go to school or work

3:17:46 The salon owner, Alyan says women have now become members of society. Doctors and lawyers under American protection. If the Taliban return it will be a disaster she says in an undisclosed location in Kabul in hiding I met a group of former translators for the US military who say they're marked men they want to leave with us troops this is the final stage we have to make you know or we will never So it's now or never? Yes. Hilal helped the US military find, fight and kill the Taliban He received a medal from US troops when he was injured on a combat mission and kept working for five days Do you feel like your being left behind Of course we have done

3:18:29 This with us, we have been forgetting up to now. Do you think you will survive? I can't! I can't stay anymore right here. I will try my best to be alive and go to the European country. I will leave my family... These men say they're proud to have helped US forces They were fighting for their country too but that it could cost them everything The US has a program to offer asylum to translators, but thousands of interpreters here have joined the petition complaining it's too slow and they've been excluded. The Taliban controls about half this country now and they're making a push as U.S troops leave. No! So... Oh, oh the humanity By the way those translators could barely speak English what kind of translator is that? Is that the best they can do

3:19:21 It's a bum rap, man. The translators I met a couple when i was in Iraq and you know it is very dangerous work at least in Iraq not I don't buy Afghanistan but let us just be honest about it as we you have pointed out in other reporting 15,000 contractors special just all outside forces all on the scene protecting the poppy fields. They don't want the Taliban to come back into play not because the Taliban is going to go kill this poor translator but the Taliban burned down the poppy fields that's why it's the only reason why

3:20:05 Yes, the Taliban were anti-poppy. Anti-poppy and... Screwed up the whole market worldwide! You know someone should do a little graph I'm sure there's some data available of the 20 years the United States and coalition forces we're not the only A-holes doing this have been in Afghanistan and The increase in production of poppy and the increase of pharmaceutical sales of heroin, I'm sorry, Oxy. And does...I think you correlate that? You'll see a very interesting graph. It should be dynamite graph. And it's sad but man! We just get this bull crap lie that still somehow related to September 11th 2001 Really?! That's why we're there really?! Now it makes me mad, it makes me mad

3:21:01 Yeah, well now you hear the official pronouncements. Oh you know we got to be... oh these bastards, sons of bitches! Okay I have one story before we take a break here this was predicted i think i predicted this well over two years ago this is regarding Brexit in the United Kingdom and I said with all the things happening This is going to be the problem, it's going to come down to it and I hate to be right on this one but you don't mess with the fish! Two Royal Navy patrol vessels are being sent to Jersey to monitor the situation after a row erupted with France over post-Brexit fishing rights.

3:21:45 The French government threatened to cut off power supplies to Jersey in a dispute over a new licensing system for French fishing vessels. Robert Hall is in Jersey for us tonight and the latest, Robert? Well, the news that those vessels were being deployed came following a phone call to the Jersey government from number 10, from Boris Johnson who expressed his unwavering support for Jersey's position. To be fair, Jersey politicians have been trying very hard for the past few days to calm things down ahead of a protest – which more in a moment. So how did we get here? Well Channel Island fishermen and French fishermen traditionally have worked together pretty well most of the time but that started to go downhill after Brexit

3:22:26 when Jersey started to re-establish its territorial waters. And at the weekend, it also began to issue licenses to French boats. Those licenses cover boats that are regularly here, cover what they can catch covers the amount of time that they're in Jersey waters and there was almost immediate pushback from the French communities like Granville and Carteret along the Normandy coast who said look this is untenable we haven't had enough time there's detail here which is just unacceptable and unworkable and at a meeting in Cherbourg over, yeah...a couple of days ago they got together with other fishing ports and said look we are going to have to do something here. We're going to stop Jersey boats landing, we're going to go and protest in Jersey but that looks like going ahead! And then we had that speech in the French Parliament yesterday from the Maritime Minister saying it will be may use Jersey's supply from our grid as a negotiating tool. As I speak around 70 boats

3:23:18 are said to be on their way to Jersey. They're going to anchor outside St Helier, they may well be protesting or blockading whether the presence of the Royal Navy will help or hinder we shall see in the coming days." Conflict's coming! Real conflict! I told you this fish thing is like people say oh it was just fish that's a pretty big deal the fish and and if we knew this was coming and we knew it was gonna be a problem but here we are now we've got naval vessels they're threatening That's how you do it at Brexit, baby. Do they rely on windmills and sun? Yeah I don't think so. I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda! Imagine all the people who could do that... Oh yeah that'd be fab! We're going to need a few people to thank for Show 1344

3:24:17 including anonymous who came in with $134 also John Robineau 200 Ashlyn Davis 85 Jamil Thomas, 6969. And now we have the 5920... I'm sorry what was the it was 5? What was that May Day thing? It was 55? I don't know what 5921 is but there's a bunch of them That's weird shouldn't be you know There was a reason 5921 was I don't know what it was Well that will be Mother's day Oh! It was the Mother's day yes I am sorry

3:24:55 Sunday yeah, I know. I do a wonderful job of these promotions. What? I don't know makes no sense! You gotta read the moms here too then Yeah i'm gonna read the names and locations and you're gonna say they happy to shout us to the mom's ready Yeah, i'm ready because you can read that and I can read this yep starting with Randy Byzantine in Houston Texas 5921 yes shout out to the mothers in my life moms rock Eric break 59 21 this is Happy Mother's Day to Kathy break from at ebreak at knowage and a social comm place Jacob Milligan in Kailua Hawaii happy Mother's Day to mrs. Kelly Milligan of Elko, Nevada She's an avid listener as keeping her amygdala small love you mom Sri

3:25:53 Serene Voss Murty in Culpeper, Virginia. In honor of my dear mom Sabalakshmi Somasundaram aka Radha Murthy 91 years old feisty as ever and she still reads the paper without her glasses Chris Coravo in Driftwood Texas right up the road Happy Mother's Day to Leslie Fishlock of Driftwood, Texas from Fluffy Bottoms Farm. Okay, Fluffy Bottoms Farm is a great name. If that's in Driftwood I gotta go check it out! Driftwood is uh...in the hood. I gotta go see this Fluffy Bottoms farm Yes Brian Henderson in Indianapolis Indiana Shoutout to my mom Naomi. I love you Mom Chris Larson

3:26:45 Chris says, for the long-suffering wonderful mother of our three children of which one out of three is a sweetheart. Love you Margo! Sir Daniel Torelio in Charleston South Carolina Well this is interesting Happy Mother's Day to and here's the same name Sabalakshmi Somasundaram Also, my wife Erin and my mom Susan Sir Daniel. I'm probably saying something horrible in like some Dialogue that's a good gag Now this is the next one is not a Mother's Day donation from Ben Dale 56 65 he's from the UK I wanted to read this also I want to mention by the way that the Mother's Day donations consist of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

3:27:39 Can we please make sure that mom is recognized on the Mother's Day show a little better than that? And moms dragged us through this past year and a half. I think that's what most... Okay, you got Ben Dale 5665 Hi! I feel it's time i got myself a de-douching You've been de-douche'd So here's my hard earned disability cash After a few failed attempts, I was hit in the mouth by my carer—a decade-long listener yet to collect his well overdue knighthood—and have been playing no agenda clips to my smoking hot girlfriend ever since. I feel like I'm in an exclusive group having managed to say mask test and poke free while living in prison UK."

3:28:20 This has only been possible as I'm quadriplegic wheelchair user after having had a stroke at age 18, which very nearly killed me. But now have completed 39 laps of our nearest star and even all the months in hospital being pumped with God knows what everything seems so clear Everything on TV has a purpose to steer the sheeple yet. Yet still get the stink eye when out shopping But I do find it very amusing when people jump back and spread themselves against the supermarket shelves as i drive past, occasionally turning away to save themselves from my highly infected breath. With Adam's undercover earpiece voice in my head code 12... wait Code twelve we have a super spreader rolling up aisle three

3:29:06 I think it would be a worthy member of the vaccine-free baseline volunteer program. I don't have the skill to set this up myself, but it seems worthwhile task anyway Please do not find your exit strategy yet as you're bringing much needed sanity to our very messed up world Find me at massless Wheeler UK on NA social. I just thought it was hilarious that here's this poor guy quadriplegic in his wheelchair rolling out the aisle and people are jumping back Yeah, it's a movie scene. I like the visual. Thanks for the support. All right onward with Zachary Jude in Minneapolis Minnesota 5603 you can see if there is a mother's day thing in there. Well that's a birthday for his 18 year old Tyler and Eric that's on the list Sean O'Leary in Southern Pines North Carolina

3:30:00 561, another birthday. 60th birthday on Cinco de Mayo he didn't get his dedouching last time so... You've been Deduced! Now we have actually Maxine's Maxi Maxine Waters Gravel is this guy I'm not gonna say his name because i don't think you want it necessarily but he's changing his name to Vaxin Waters Gravel He's got a long story we'll read some, not in this note segment but he has a health care story that is interesting that we will read but no right now. Long day. Doesn't qualify for jingles and he knows that Tyler Barbosa 5521 Frankie T in London UK 5521 This is our May Day donation these are yeah we had a few of these like six

3:30:58 Sir Mark of the Baron Country in Baron, Wisconsin 5521. Joseph Hare 5521 Lynn Kissig in Newark Delaware 5521 that he has a happy birthday to The Adorable or she does. That's nice! She does...she Tim Ratter in Woodstock, Ontario. Another Theodoreable happy birthday 5521 Brian Furley in Littleton Colorado 5510 double nickels on the dime Sir Tom Dari in DeForest Wisconsin 5510 Laura Poe in Viola Wisconsin wishing a happy anniversary

3:31:37 to Zachary the River Rat, $55.33 Lord Michael Gates, Baron of the Rest of Colorado, $52.80 Daniel Taggart, $51.21 in Irving, Texas Casey Von Heel in Columbus Ohio, $51.21 These are all 51-20 ones, I don't know quite... Mayday donations John Shaughnessy and Paul Dalby, 5121 from Colorado Springs. Another Colorado Springs we got listeners in Colorado Springs doing meetup Dame Jarius, there's some pun here I can't remember. Dangerous of the nether regions in Haarlem Netherlands 5033 want some jobs karma at the end will give it to you

3:32:35 Susan Kraykamp Dame 4N Lady before? in Dacula, Georgia 5021 and the following people are $50 donors including well we'll start with Michael Rorror in Powell Ohio Nathan Gray in Sebring Florida a de-douching is needed for Michael Williamson in Null. You've been de-douched I think it says null Larry Grossenbacher in Mesa, Arizona. Actually has a Mother's Day shout out to Mama Nell. Mama Nell! Troy Watson in Western Shore, Nova Scotia Michael Wingate in West Allis Wisconsin Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal, Los An... Louisiana. Louisiana sorry and it probably is Provenca

3:33:32 with a twang. Villarreal, Villarreal in Mercedes Texas 50 Don Scalise in Vernon Connecticut Chisholm Cook in Boulevard Texas Anonymous another no which is I think now I'm convinced it's just the message that comes through if you don't put something in there yeah Mary Hooey I think she's named Mary Hooey who even not mistaken Dale Fitch in Hendersonville North Carolina Elbeck Abdekar, parts unknown. Sir Matthew Januszewski in Chicago David Beach in San Antonio Texas Keith Dunne in Falconer New York James Sharametta in Nappanoke New York Sir Brett Farrell Oklahoma City Jason Deluzio and Chatsford Pennsylvania

3:34:29 Leanne Shipley in Covington, Washington and last on the list is Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh North Carolina. I want to thank all these folks and everyone before them and everyone after them for making show 1344 such as a massive success. Yes! And massively long but we like that and you can... Massively long. Let's see how we do on the real Mother's Day that'll be Sunday support us at vorac.org And as requested, jobs, jobs and jobs. We say happy birthday to Jim Watts who celebrated yesterday. Sean O'Leary as well, he turned 60. Sir Greg Birch is celebrating his birthday today. Sarah Schistler happy birthday to Smokin Hot soon-to-be husband Alex whose birthday...his birthday is tomorrow

3:35:26 Andrew Christensen, happy birthday to his wife Gretchen. She'll be 33 on May 14th. Zachary Jude says happy birthday to his boys Tyler and Eric they are both turning 18 Sir Jules Reed belated birthday may 5th and of course we wind it up with the adorable TheaDorable who turned four years old yesterday Happy Birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe take a selfie for us! It's your birthday yeah! And these two dudes are not douchebags. Baron Krak upped his ante once again, you heard him hours ago telling us the story and he is now Viscount Krak

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3:35:26 Andrew Christensen, happy birthday to his wife Gretchen. She'll be 33 on May 14th. Zachary Jude says happy birthday to his boys Tyler and Eric they are both turning 18 Sir Jules Reed belated birthday may 5th and of course we wind it up with the adorable TheaDorable who turned four years old yesterday Happy Birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe take a selfie for us! It's your birthday yeah! And these two dudes are not douchebags. Baron Krak upped his ante once again, you heard him hours ago telling us the story and he is now Viscount Krak

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3:36:51 Let me get your titles, they scrolled off. Yes! To pronounce the K-V as Sir Sorted Out and Sir Mike 44 JR not BS gentlemen for you I've got Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay by request Chicago Deep Dish and Bourbon Beer we also have some beer and blunts We got some Rubenesque Women in Rose, we got some sparkling cider and Escort, some ginger ale and gerbils The mutton and mead soon to be meated up with even more mead if that comes into our personal mailboxes. Thank you both very much, welcome to the No Agenda Roundtable of the Dames and Knights go to noagendanation.com slash rings That's where Eric the Shill will help you We'll get everything off to you your ring your sealing wax as well as your official certificate And thank you again for being big supporters of The NO AGENDA Show! NO AGENDA MEETUP

3:37:47 NoahJen at meetups.com where you can find fellow Gitmo Nation producers and servants and slaves there's great ways to meet up with them everywhere we had a lot of meet-ups but only one report came in but it is from Toronto with the music Good morning gentlemen this is Derek aka The Token reporting live from Christie Pits All is calm, all is right. In the morning it's Nick The Douchebag here and we're drinking in a park. Royce The Douchebag Gentlemen its Frank The Douchebag reporting from Toronto Canada aka the Great White North Korea Adam I'm coming to Austin prepare your poop scooper for me I'll be there soon bye

3:38:41 The Great White North Korea had not heard that one yet. Here's meetups coming your way today there is one in the Denver area it's the Mud Season Masquerade Meetup at 630 Mountain Time at Waters Edge Winery and Bistro tomorrow, The Low Country Charleston South Carolina Springtime Meet up at 5 O'clock at the Rooftop at the Van Du Pittsburgh Bring Your Own Pizza Park Meet Up that'll be at 5 30 in Hale Park sorry Nothing. Oh, I thought you going well you stretching then don't mutter? I mean you interrupt my flow Houston hackers six o'clock on Friday Saturday the Memphis bad beer protest at one o'clock and hammer an ale also on Saturday Oakland County Michigan trails and ales two o'clock and RSVP for the location for more Fabulous meetups And we have quite a list all the way through May even some into June go to no agenda meet ups calm if you can't find One near you

3:39:36 Part 1, it's easy and just like a party. Couple of things is I have one ISO, but I want you to play yours first Okay Let me see. I have a number of ISOs actually let me see where's my where's the ISO bin? Yeah, what'd I so been here it in okay? I have a couple of them. Uh heres one. I'm excited to eat some cicadas okay That would be interesting We have this one He's got a podcast now mm-hmm

3:40:35 I got a lot of ISOs. Well, it's all true! It is true! It absolutely is true! Hmm...I don't know why that one has too long this one? We're caught we're done and honestly I think this is for me This is the clear winner. I don't know what you have planned But I think I'm gonna beat your ass with this one stop pulling out your wee-wee. I mean how can you be that? What was it again? I was it was muttering stop pulling out your weewee. Stop pulling out your weenie you're wee-wee Oh Stop pulling out your money Yeah, I'm glad you'd like that when I'm not you've done better Yes, I have another one from the source of all good ISO's Unfortunately, I don't have on this list but you look for the word ISO and then you'll find it I have it

3:41:29 You ready? Okay. Let's move on! Please! Hmm... Well- Let's move on, please?! I mean.. I just- Stop pulling out your weewee! That's just short funny and to the point! Normally i always give you this, y'know, I'll give you the benefit of doubt. Do not give it- Maybe if you combined the two would be even funnier because you'd have a weenie joke and then let's move on Or stop pulling out your wee-wee, please Okay, come on man. Come on that worked Well I'm glad we got that one out of the way anything else We need to do before we leave at this late hour

3:42:21 Well, I do have... it's not that don't have any clips. I have a bunch but i'm looking for the one clip that might be good. Mm-hmm. Uh..I don't want to do the uh well yeah! I got one that would might be good That's kind of funny now I do have a cicadas report but we can do that on Sunday Yeah, they won't be launched yet But I have cicada stuff too We definitely need to do cicada stuff Sunday So let's do the what I consider one of the stupidest reports. I've ever seen it was on NBC Yeah, and it was a idiotic report on drone delivery With so many of us relying on home deliveries during the pandemic, we have a glimpse tonight at the future. Jake Ward tells us about an idea that's taking off. It is a quiet morning in suburban Virginia and I'm ordering a little breakfast. I'm going to get some coffee, get a muffin and it says it'll be here in about five minutes. Not only is this my first coffee of the day, this is the first hot coffee delivered by drone in US history. And it's hot!

3:43:23 New FAA rules allow drones to fly themselves to and fro. Wing, an Alphabet subsidiary delivers drugstore items library books even Girl Scout cookies from here And for now, delivery is free. This thing weighs only 10.6 pounds but it can carry 3.3. That's about the weight of a rotisserie chicken It'll lower down allow our operatives to load the package on it and then they'll take off in a vertical column before cruising at about 180 feet to the customer's house The technology seems to work But the question is what happens when the skies and labor market are filled with these things?

3:44:03 Drone delivery could wipe out hundreds of thousands of delivery driver jobs. But could it also subsidize businesses that can't afford a delivery company? Luke Bruce says traditional delivery fees would not work for his business, but if air delivery stays free he thinks flying coffee could be the norm someday You don't have drone delivery? What's wrong with you, why do you need a drone delivery? Seriously what do you mean it's going to take 30 minutes to get my coffee. We've come to expect miraculous conveniences and in exchange we've transformed the economy free nearly instantaneous air delivery could be next Jacob Ward NBC News Christiansburg Virginia

3:44:43 Wow, I mean I could have gone to bed without hearing that. What a bunch of nonsense and hello 1992 Well the thing is is that they've the idea that you're gonna get First of all, coffee. Delivered by drone and by the way the way this works it has a rope that it sends down and you hook onto the package It pulls it up And then it goes over to house in drops the rope because it drops it farther than the hook it goes The hook falls off and just pulls it up again So it just drops off the package is cool looking thing only carries three pounds so thats not going to put anybody out of business A pizza weighs more than that I'm guessing maybe im wrong

3:45:25 But this coffee guy comes on there and says, yeah! This will be great because I can't afford the other delivery system. If I could deliver coffee by these stupid drones... This is dumb By the way you know how hard is it to make coffee? Domino's has a campaign running now as well where they have this little I think it's the Nuo or Neo or something It's like a three-wheeled vehicle that delivers your pizza Oh no, they have this in Berkeley. I saw...I took photos of this thing bouncing around as a piece of shi- you know it's a piece of shit looking thing bouncing around down the sidewalk and it finds your place and honks at your or calls you or something then you go outside and there are pizzas inside of it

3:46:15 Um, yeah. It's dumb! These are idiotic ideas Here is a rare glimpse of what happens when the drone comes over my house in Texas There we go I can't wait to shoot some of that stuff out of the sky Its target practice and if it was below 500 feet totally valid Get outta here I was saying, you know as far as i can tell looking at the one that they're using for this little segment it doesn't have cameras looking out for people gunning them down. It will eventually come visit Austin. Coming up next on noagendastream.com we have Sir Billy Bones

3:47:10 With a walk through the mind cash for clunkers 2.0 That should be fun and if show mixes Denny Dennis Rochelle, Jesse Coy Nelson Tom Stark weather And coming to you from the capital of the drone, Star State. In fact I'm here in Opportunity Zone 33 which is Austin Texas and it's in FEMA Region number 6 on the governmental maps. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain. I'm John C. Dvorak We return on Sunday please remember us at dvorak dot org slash N-A and remember your mom as well It's Mothers Day Till then Adios Amofos

3:47:49 and such. Rest home, living guilty old dudes Thanks to Andrew These days in the facts age That's when arms burn Now it's your turn

3:48:28 Vaccination, vaccination is just the way we deal. Vaccination, vaccination is just the way we deal. It's innovation regulations, it's like an exaltation We live on vaccination.

3:49:20 They'd actually be to my nostrils to make me move 1.2 billion so you go ahead and your stack spaghetti sauce at a store And in the supermarket, you control the guy or the woman who runs that run brings out the carts on a forklift a forklift and In a supermarket they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move and I had nurses as nurses at Walter Reed Hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear. Partnerships built on coercion, excuse me coercion from the time I got to the Senate 180 years ago. They'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move. Meet this climate crisis? Exacerbating the need for environmental justice sorry as a bug but they made very clear to Putin

3:50:13 that we're not going to seek ex- excuse me, escalation. Sorry I was a bug. I need to actually breathe in my nostrils and make me move at 200 miles an hour from Charlotte one another line going from Florida down to Tampa Another line if we had moved, we'd have that tunnel fixed in New York now. The money was there to get it done. There is real concern at NASA tonight about a huge chunk of Chinese space junk I'm here primarily talk about food and nutrition security And you may think that that is just about food and nutrition security But in fact it's about a lot more than that well It's all true am I?

3:51:02 Absolutely, you should vaccinate up to a point and you hit a certain age population where you say okay We're gonna pause and make sure that we then put both money and extra supply on the global market Meanwhile the social pressure is enormous friends may have informed you already that were not welcome at their parties or their weddings If you haven't been vaccinated I think it's important first to just take a step back and remind everyone that the president spoke about his support for this type of a waiver back during the campaign. But we are running a process, we have been running a process in the administration that includes all stakeholders in the administration." We don't know where it's going to land. It could land anywhere as far north as New York City and as far south as New Zealand

3:51:54 The best podcast in the universe! Adios, mofo. Dvorak dot org slash N-A Stop pulling out your weewee, please