Topic: Vaccines Gov

The FDA has authorized updated COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer and Moderna targeting current variants. Additionally, the federal government plans to relaunch the covidtest.gov website in late September, allowing households to order four free rapid test kits despite the hosts' skepticism regarding the ongoing necessity of these measures.

Pfizer is projected to earn $26 billion in 2021 from COVID-19 vaccines after a $4 billion first quarter. President Joe Biden is criticized for a verbal gaffe where he directed citizens to "vaccines dot gum" instead of vaccines.gov. The hosts argue that mainstream media has shifted from medical reporting to pure pharmaceutical marketing.

A comparison is made between Biden's constitutional oath to protect the Constitution and his recent statement that the government's most important function is "protecting the American people." The hosts also mock his promise of a new vaccine-finding website, recalling the billion-dollar failure of the original Obamacare website.

Discrepancies on the flu.gov website regarding the use of squalene adjuvants in H1N1 vaccines are highlighted. While the US government claims no adjuvants are "currently" used, the hosts suggest they are being phased in. Reports from Sweden are cited, alleging that several people have died or become seriously ill shortly after receiving the swine flu vaccination, though the hosts admit the machine translations of Swedish news are crude.