2:13:16 Dream on baby. I got a lot of life left in me. This is gonna take a lot of convincing to keep me going for another presidential cycle. Especially when you're blowing schnoz in my ear. It's hard. It's a hard life. We'd like to thank everybody who comes in. $50 and above. We don't do under $50 for reasons of anonymity. Reminder, if you had a recurring donation set up, it probably expired. A lot of them do around the beginning of the year. And if you've never done one, go to noagendadonations.com, set one up. Any frequency, any amount is all up to you. And we appreciate all of the support we get from our producers and we kick it off
2:13:58 with our top executive producer. Now, these are people we want to thank. They're $200 or above. If you are at $200 or above, you get an official credit. It's an associate executive producer credit. Good wherever credits are recognized, which is all of Hollywood, including that Snow White movie. They would have recognized it, but you know, you're not on that. And be happy that you don't have a credit that says, you know, I was an associate executive producer on Snow White. No! Associate executive producer of the no agenda show $200 above you get that credit and we read your note $300 and above you become an executive producer same applies. It's good for your lifetime and Accepted wherever correct credits are recognized and we also read your note And so we come to our first executive producer Troy Lafferty who is in Newark, but not Newark, New Jersey home of Frank Sinatra No, Newark, Ohio
2:14:48 And Troy says, with $700, okay. And he gave us a knighthood today. Howdy to the best podcast in the universe. You guys are truly the best. Ha ha! Adam, thank you for providing Godcaster to all of us aspiring podcasters. Also Adam, I appreciate your bold stance on the Christian faith and the multiple interviews in which you talk about Christianity. Well, well, where were you on my Flashpoint thread? I could have used some help there. Muchos gracias, Juan, for providing the audience... Oh, that would be you, John. Juan. with providing the audience with countless tales regarding your many storied experiences. It seems like on a weekly basis I am providing my keeper with tips from John." Well, that's no coincidence. He does the tip of the day. By the way, thanks for the tip on the Bordeaux crates from Costco. Good stuff. Yeah, that is probably one of the best no agenda tips ever. And people always remember that one.
2:15:44 And this donation brings me to knighthood, he says. For my feast at the round table I'm requesting rattlesnake chili, wild boar medallions, and John's choice of a fine Bordeaux to pair with these wild game selections. Let me get my notepad out because John is going to give us a selection. Get a bottle of 1990 Lynch barge. 1990... Lynch, Baj, how do I spell Baj? B-A-G-E-S. Baj, okay. All right, and we'll add that to your
2:16:25 Rattlesnake chili, wild boar medallions. You got it? So for henceforth, please refer to me as Sir Troy from the land of the psyops. Finally, please switcheroo $200 of my total credit to John C. Lovins from New Albany, Ohio as an associate executive producer. Well, this is complicated. I'll have to write that down. No jingles, no karma though, he says. Please though, de-douche me as I forgot to ask for it last time and de-douche John C. Lovins. You've been de-douched. All right, that's yours and here's for John C. Lovins. You've been de-douched. And he says, thanks, four more years, Troy Lafferty. Laff is pronounced like laugh, got it. Newark, Ohio. Thank you very much. Good, I'm going to put in John C. Lovins as associate right now.
2:17:13 You got it. Onward with Sir Furr. He's the Black Baron of the I-4 corridor in Orlando. ITM John and Adam, switcheroo. Oh, it's a switcheroo. Please credit, by the way, there's a check you wrote on a piece of paper. Yes. Please credit this executive producership to Ashlyn Speed. Oh, our racing gal. Our girl. Ashlyn Speed, okay. It's funny, I've got... he wrote this on the... he recycled a sheet of paper and the backside is the annual meeting of the Biltmore Shores Community Club with the agenda. What's on the agenda? Well, Holly Greer speaks at first, she's the president, the nomination and approval of officers, then the financial review, community events comes up after that, and the new business. Back to the note.
2:18:15 Uh, not only does she promote... The No Agenda Show with that decal on her race car. Yes. But she also sends you guys money. According to my accounting, this switcheroo donation qualifies Ashlyn for Damehood. Well, how about that? Welcome to the roundtable, young lady. You are amazing! Jingle request. Boogity, boogity, boogity. Spokenhot wife and the F-35 Karma, thank you for your courage, sir, for the Black Baron of the I-4 Corridor in Orlando. You've got karma
2:19:07 Okay, that brings us to Thomas Kilbride from Waco, Texas. 515.38. I have no note from Thomas Kilbride. I haven't got anything. But he may have been going for a Commodore ship. I'll check that in a moment. But for no note, you do get a double up Karma. You've got Karma. Sir John in London. London, UK. You're Adam and John. I thought I'd get on the Commodore Act before it runs out for good. Here's 500 greenbacks for my Commodore title. Please could I gain the additional title of Commodore Kumar of the Seas? Seven Seas. Of the Seven Seas. Hold on a second, I gotta... What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, what happened was a little drop-down menu showed up which takes out part of the cell so I can't read the whole thing.
2:20:03 Let me are you using a pivot table there it is okay. I got rid of it That's some drop down for some unknown reason. Please can I get the attention of the Commodore Kumar of the 7Cs? No jingles, just karma for the whole No Agenda family. Regards, Sir John of South London, Commodore Kumar of the 7Cs. Yeah, but when you... Okay. What? When you send in your request for the Commodore, put their title in there and it'll get... Oh yes, it gets posted. Yes, that's true. You've got karma. We go to Zander van den Brant in Berleycum, the Netherlands. Dear Adam and John, vape donation have finally become a Commodore 64. Adam will understand. I called him out on a clicking sound but it was his vape. I shouldn't have been so vapid. Anyways, time to donate to the best podcast in the universe while the Netherlands is going to shits.
2:20:58 While Trump is putting an end to things, here we are doubling down on DEI, Green Deal and migration. Lovely. Love everything you do, so keep it up and I'll be sporting my No Agenda merch everywhere I go. Jingle request, a de-douche. You've been de-douched. And an old one from the vault, he wants Putin on the Ritz, followed by Pew Pew. Name me as Commodore SNDR of Middle Rota. Come let's mix where John Podesta walks with kids, oh I mean pizzas in his mitts. Food and on the Ritz!
2:21:52 since it was mentioned in that particular clip, play the news. The Pizzagate killer is dead. The man who terrorized people at a crowded DC pizza shop back in 2016 has died. Edgar Madison Welch was shot and killed Monday by police in Kannapolis, North Carolina after he pulled out a gun during a traffic stop. Eight years ago, the so-called Pizzagate gunman entered Comet Ping Pong in Northwest with a revolver and rifle. He was searching for a non-existent child sex ring, which he learned about from a right-wing conspiracy website. Welch was sentenced to prison and released back in 2021. I don't know. I think so. News to me. Well, there's your bonus clip everybody. Another guy is dead. Surprise! Another guy's dead. Yeah. Well, meanwhile we have the Archduchess Kim, keeper of the Nutty Fluffers in Hubbard, Oregon came with $500 to get her Commodore thing and she wrote, again, this is another check that came in with a handwritten note. Appreciate these.
2:22:51 I Tam, John and Adam, uh... Jingle, screw your freedom, little girl, yay, R2D2 karma, please. The sad puppy and a Commodore ship were too much for me not to donate. I have to do my part to keep the great newsletters coming. Let me read that again. Great newsletters, huh? Yeah, to keep the great newsletters coming, I have to do my part. Oh, great newsletters, okay. Newsletters. She's talking about the great, okay, the news. The great newsletter. She's talking about the newsletter. It's the great newsletter. It's the best newsletter. It is. Yes. Hands down, the hypocrite of the week is the best part outside of John's wonderful insights. There you go. You two keep me from going completely off the deep end. And for that, my employees and family are grateful.
2:23:38 Keep up the great work, Archduchess of the- of- Archduchess Kim, Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers. Screw your freedom! YAY! You've got... karma. And we move on to Sir Data Ops from Madison, Wisconsin, 333.33, who says, I've been a listener and producer for over six years and no agenda has been a welcome constant in my life. That's right, we're always here. Your deconstruction has helped me see manipulation for what it is and gain confidence in knowing I'm part of a large tribe of like-minded individuals.
2:24:16 For the past few years, this podcast has been my only source for news. So when you start a topic with, everyone already knows about this, there's a good chance I don't. With this donation, I'll become a Baron. Please update my title from Baronet Sir Data Ops, the Wisconsin Millennial to Baron Sir Spatial Support, the Wisconsin Millennial. Thank you for your courage and for jingles, please play WTC7 Dogs are people too and hit me with some karma You've got karma a classic I tell you Robert Milner and Marianne
2:25:04 Iowa 3 3 3 3 3 ITM John and Adam Thank you for all that you do today marks my first step toward knighthood and as an executive producer I want to thank my grandpa sir Doug of the copper line who hit me in the mouth at the start of kovat And the show has been shrinking my amygdala and keeping me sane ever since and I think it's time for a long-awaited de-douching. You've been de-douched. For all those on the fence, donate!
2:25:40 Jobs Karma works in my in many mysterious ways I can confirm it safe and effective because of this I don't have to live on the mac and cheese anymore finally I'm able to give some long overdue treasure to the show and can additionally now give my time and talent to those in Gitmo nation as well so if You have a need for a new or used semi truck. Reach out to Rob, the used truck guy at 563-542-2383. I'm sorry, 2383. You've got to read it again now, yeah. 563-542-2383. Please don't actually rob the used truck guy.