1:54:46 Oh yes, well half of them have a podcast. That's kind of the point that's the funny thing about it people are always ragging on podcasts and they walk out of their TV studio and go do their podcasts for Spotify whatever all right let's thank some of our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1430 And we kick it off with Kyle Parker, who's in Las Vegas Nevada and he comes in with a very nice $9.99 I'm sure he'd like an extra penny let me see if I have a penny for him as I read his note In the morning this donation is 333 33 for my
1:55:28 36th birthday 333 33 for my wife Janet's 29th birthday and 333 33 for our 6 anniversary, and they never had a fight all on show day three three Give me a goat karma to keep the good times rolling and keep up the great work And we are gonna throw in just a penny for you. You know he didn't ask for it. You've got karma Can I read the next one? Can I have you check to make sure both of these people are on the birthday list because occasionally Okay, and then on a list gets on. The other one doesn't Baroness San Francisco came in meanwhile with 666 dot six six from San Francisco California Baroness San Francisco sending some cheddar
1:56:19 to applaud the Podfather's prediction, R.E., skyrocketing prices, breakdown of SWIFT and other such oil geopolitical insights." Yay! We have to get rid of this nasty-ass petrodollar because that is THE... And then my box won't open any bigger than that. Oh, uh, THAT IS THE PLAN He says plan just a plan. It's all it is and see what I try to get this thing though, but it won't well Anyway, no jingles no karma looks like easy to do and yes Kyle Parker is on the list as his Dreb Scott Drew wasn't Kyle that was worried about us his wife Janet oh yeah Janets on there Janice on there too Dreb
1:57:10 345.67 from Oceanside, California please add me to the birthday list my birthday is on Friday March 4th March 4th! The only day of the year that gives a command March 4th keep up the great deconstruction no jingles no karma thank you very much Dreb appreciated JB at Kansas City 333.33 and again I have this box that won't open, i'm gonna have to fool around the spreadsheet see what problem is well oh I think I know what it is while idiots pour out Russian vodka they're already paid for let's give them something to dance too please play we need to kill them
1:57:48 The INSX version. I could also use a de-douching, love what you do and I never miss the show many blanks. You've been dedouched! Not sure what he's asking for is...I don't think we have an in excess let me see what this is We need to kill them! We need to kill them! Think of it as an end of show song that might have that in there but it was not in excess well I'll see if I can find that for you But I couldn't find it today. Tony Schmidt is in Chicago, Illinois 333 dot 33 payment for services rendered Please call out Kelly Ebola as a douchebag And please send health karma to my father in Deutschland love and light to Matt McVader night of Edgewater Thank you for your courage Tony Schmidt from Chicago, Illinois course be happy to do that You've got karma
1:58:46 What kind of a name is Kelly Ebola? Well, the name of a douchebag clearly. Ryan M in Garrison New York 333 dot 33 we have a lot of executive producers at that level today thank them all I'd like to congratulate Tyler Brown for finally calling me out as a douche bag please de-douche me You've been de-douched Doling out thanks for being called a douchebag. Now the show is running on all eight cylinders My family and I are thrilled to see Tyler and his wife Sarah's Free State Project success story unfolding Their penchant for frisky talk about each other can now truly live free or die
1:59:30 About four years ago, I was hit in the mouth by Darren and Graham of The Grimerica Show. Noah Jenna's distinct media dissection has shown me the hidden path to M5NM interpretive sanity! I cannot stress enough how highly therapeutic the show was during the early days of COVID I will turn 50 this coming April 9th, and have finally come to my senses. And I will begin my path to knighthood." My first donation he's got at 333 March 1st payment and then he says, "'I would like to request these jingles in karma the following order get used to mac n' cheese R2D2 scream goat karma.' And that's true thank you thank you thank you Ryan M by the way Ryan M of Lower Hudson Valley
2:00:18 Biden has picked up this habit of saying this, thank you. Thank you. Thank you at the beginning of his sort of noise and he does it like an old woman. You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together Mac N Cheese Mac N Cheese Mac N Cheese Mac N Cheese Hey everybody! That's true. You've got Sir John Noonan, Jefferson Wisconsin 333 33. Yes it's a very good executive producer day I'm writing on out of concern for my wife uh-oh Baronetess Amy of the Central Iowa bike trails for she has become a douchebag and deserves a call outs okay stop now I read this note...I have a problem with that now that i think about
2:01:24 Yes, I have a problem with it too. Amy used to donate and he says so and then she lost her job and stopped donating but she still...I don't see this as being a douchebag! I agree. And how did you know this? That uh..she lost her job It's in the note somewhere or it's somewhere... Okay. Or in a longer version of the note, two years ago she accepted about from her former employee and at that time she shared a good chunk of love with you guys like me! She was a monthly subscriber for many years but stopped your monthly comm donation when she no longer had a job Well you can't call out for being a douchebag for that I'm glad you stopped me! I agree I think we have to put the douche bag, douche bag call-out in abeyance Yeah yeah
2:02:11 It's also kind of rude. Anyway, he continues I guess she must have thought that i was offering sufficient value for the both of us since I continued my monthly subscription. I feel pride in knowing that I was offering back what value I could and support of the best podcast in universe. In January she started a new job and can once again easily afford to contribute to this show She has been drawing regular paycheck for two months now and must be reminded of her douchebaggery The whole point of value for value is that you, nor we can determine the value that someone puts on the show or what is value to them. For her 10 cents may be a great value I can't look into her pocketbook so...I agree it's not very nice way to pressure someone Only because she has been constant? Yes She has been a donor in the past? I mean douchebags are really only for people who have never donated That's the bottom line That should be in the fact
2:03:07 Mission statement. It is in the FAQ I have completed my accounting with the 103 months that i've subscribed at 33.33 a month plus other donations, I have earned the title of Baron very nice Monthly subscriptions work he says please accept My donation of 333 dot thirty three as a token to my appreciation for helping to keep me sane with your excellent product Please declare me henceforth to be Baron John, the fabulous ruler of the glacial Drumlin Trail of Wisconsin. Okie doke! If that territory is available yes guaranteed and my request is acceptable for sure to the peerage committee please dedicate the following jingles to Amy bullshit that's true followed by John's yeah-yeah-yeah and throw in a dose of howling dog karma for myself you got it Bullshit That's True
2:03:56 That's not the right one. Yeah, it's not the right one and we do them again I want this sequence. I like the idea Karma Hmm, sir farmer Todd meanwhile in Wellsboro Pennsylvania 333 dot 2 to changing it up. Mm-hmm way Whale oil beef hooked is that what this says? Yes whale oil beef hooked
2:04:44 Huh. It's been one year since I last donated, I know...I had a longer note with boring shit no one cares about. Yay! That jock don't say that. Like my lame 43rd birthday 3-3 you're on the list and they cut off me at 250 characters for some reason that happens Adam do WATP? What is that? It must be sure what are these podcasts? Oh, what are these podcasts your jam a great put even know that pie Yeah, I've been on there, but it's didn't click sorry mm-hmm Vic is stuttering John's daughter So meta so farmer Todd from Sir Farmer Todd from the upper Something tie adult and to doton tia doton. No no he talks in riddles
2:05:38 Is Vicky or Vic on the... what are these podcasts? I guess. Okay, Lorraine Converse 333... The Vicky by the way was not on it when i was on it. Okay we don't have a note from Lorraine Converse I don't think do we no okay Lorraine send that to us Travis Roan in Washington, Cedro Woolley. 302 dot 80. I'll let you be an interesting reason for that number. In the morning gentlemen first time contributor couldn't think of a better birthday gift for myself than producer credit not just to produce a credit and executive producer credit for The No Agenda Show my 302 dot 80 donation represents the day that i entered this world three oh two eight Oh Joe Rogan was my introduction to podcast but I was later hit in the mouth by friend and have been avid listener to no agenda ever since beautiful
2:06:28 I have many other, I've helped many others discover the best podcast in the universe but it was beginning to feel a little blasphemous for still being a douchebag myself. Please de-douche me! You've been de-douched Now that being said i have to call out the friend who hit me in the mouth Aaron E. Douchebags As a douchebag as I don't believe that he has ever donated Well I hope you're right...I would also call out all those I've hit in the mouth as douchebags you know who you are Side note, one such call out is from my smoking hot wife Sarah and I really hope this doesn't cause our first ever fight. Love Is Lit! Thank you guys for what is truly the best podcast in the universe no jingles but a karma for all. You've got Karma Sir Eric is up Night of the Falls in Lyneborough Maryland 302 61
2:07:23 This donation is in honor of my late father's birthday, March 2nd. Which also happens to be my birthday! My beautiful and brilliant bride Courtney generously bestowed a posthumous knighthood to dad this past December after his untimely departure from this world Also with this donation I am delighted to invite Courtney to join us at the roundtable and receive her Dame Hood which is Far past due, accounting attached. She will have to let you know her chosen title but Dame Courtney will suffice for now Please add blue smoke and brown water Are you familiar with this product?
2:08:06 No. Neither am I, but i got it! I ordered it is kind of disgusting. Blue smoke and brown water to the round table for Sir Pop Miss You Dad One jingle request yeah no yes there you go tune of the Beals goodbye hello and goat karma for all The family that know agendas together stays together love is lit sir Eric night of the falls You've got... karma.
2:09:00 Oh, that's a very nice memorial for Sir Pop. By the way Aunt Meg passed. Awwww! That's terrible Yeah well she was 94 so she did get a good run that's for sure. Well once you get past 90 you're in the clear But I'm sad because i didn't get to see her for the past three years So it kinda sucks Sir Scheister from Aunt Meg to Sir Scheister, destroyer of cones. Why not? He is our first associate executive producer and he is also from Cedro Woolley Washington What is this along with Travis Roan how about that
2:09:40 Hmm. My donation today is to ensure that my sister Dame J, protector of pandas makes it onto the birthday list in celebration of her birthday on March 3rd Thank you for your courage and the best podcast in the universe We'd love Sir Scheister destroyer of cones from Cedro or Cedro but Willie Washington I've never heard of this town hmm And the fact that we have two people from this town on This same donation segment is suspicious example. That's a special number theory suspicious Eric, last on the list is Erica Waltz from Phoenix Arizona. I have no note from her but she did contribute 200 bucks and we'd be glad to read a note if it ever comes in or if we can find it. I want to thank all these people for contributing to show 1430 as executive producers and associate executive producers and making it all possible And I will read the note from the previous episode from Eric Nguyen
2:10:35 Which was missing in action. He says thank you for your courage John and Adam the past two and a half years of listening to the best podcast in the universe has been rewarding I've met the best community in the universe going to meetups in the Dallas and Austin areas when renewing my driver's license at The DMV the other day, my ticket number was three three three And he sent a picture of it. Yeah, so hi It's been two years since my last one So I knew at that moment who is time descended another deal no agenda donation add me to the birthday list from Monday February 28th For my 31st trip around the sun looking forward to getting my knighthood in the near future as a push towards a new career opportunity And then he had some jingles and what you need is a TPP job karma, which we will give him right now I should mention there's a PDF file that came in with extremely long notes. Three pages
2:11:34 Yeah, it's pretty interesting but it's too long to read. Maybe we can post it or something I'm not sure we don't have a mechanism for this But we don't have a person to go with the donation on the list I understand No its just an anonymous note that came in Yeah but did we... no but I think didn't get any donations It says it is a donation note if you read it yeah well We couldn't match a donation to it Who was it from? Anonymous. Okay, well that's rather broad. So there you go! You got it made. Hey anonymous! Thank you anonymous for whatever you did That must have been a 333 but we don't know where that came in so... We'll figure it out I don't know if- yeah and when we get it I'll be happy to post the note It was an interesting note
2:12:22 These are our executive producers and associate executive producers for episodes 1430 of the No Agenda Show. We really appreciate this level of support and look forward to thanking more people who came in over $50. This is part of the Time Talent Treasure project that we put together in our 15th year now, we're on the air because were independent and have no creepy commercials, no advertising money, no VC money and know the blaze money In fact it's a vow poverty but will you continue to soldier on please help us for the next show by going to this website Slash and a thank you again for providing everything you do for the no agenda show episode 1430 our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Let's see there's not a lot of interest. There's a lot of things here I guess a lot of things going on yeah first of all, I wanted to just little aside I've got three clips