3:03:06 This is the twins who were born on October 28th. They got a beautiful picture. A little disappointing that their names are Lucy and Theodore and not Adam and John, but there you go. Congratulations. Good job, mama. Marina Struen wishes her mom Alina a very happy birthday. Dame Dream Girl Rose wishes her sexy and conversant husband, sir, recalcitrant crazy Steve a happy birthday. He celebrates in two days from now on the 4th. And we say happy birthday in advance to Mimi Smith-Dvorak. She'll be celebrating on November 4th and my note says she'll be turning 86 years old. Well, there you go. That's what it says. Happy birthday everybody from the best podcast in the universe.
3:03:49 I have a feeling there's some kind of gag going on that I'm not privy to within the Dvorak family I've met Mimi, and she doesn't seem to be that old to me, but And otherwise I'd like to know her skin regimen Congratulations, Sir Dixbert, you become a baronet today as you up your ante there with your 222.6, I believe it was. We appreciate that very much, and congratulations with your addition. Then we have—oh, that's right. We have a late Secretary General, which means they get to play the jingle again. All hail to the Secretary's generals, because they are the ones who need hailing.
3:04:39 All hail to the Secretary's generals On the note, agenda show And we get to congratulate Nancy Sun, name withheld. He becomes a Secretary General today. Just let us know what name you want to put on the Secretary General certificate and we'll keep it anonymous but we'll send it off to you with the appropriate name. And we do have a Peace Prize for Daniela Pompeo. Thank you very much for your very wonderful donation, Daniela. $1,000 gets you that handsome no agenda peace international peace prize I might say we have one Dame and that would be the same one that would be Daniela Pompeo so if you can get your blade out. You got the Dame blade. The Dame blade yes indeed beautiful okay Daniela Pompeo step right up oh man what a beautiful day for you you hereby
3:05:39 I am officially pronuncicated as Dame Pompeo, Dame of the Noah Jenner Roundtable, which means we do have the Rent Boys and Chardonnay on deck for you. If you prefer, we also have beers and blunts. We got geishas and sake, I don't know if you want that. Vodka and vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils. Press milk and babbling for you, maybe? I don't know. For sure! We always have the mutton and mead on deck for anybody who is a knight or a dame here at the round table. Congratulations. Welcome Dame Pompeo. You can head over to noagenderrings.com and take a look at your handsome signet ring. Please let us know what ring size to send off to you, and we'll get that into the mail as soon as possible, along with some wax to seal your important correspondence with, along with, of course, a certificate of authenticity. The same goes for our Secretary General's, Secretary's General, and our International Peace Prize winner. Go to noagenderrings.com.
3:06:42 I don't have any meetup reports, but I do have a couple of meetups that are taking place. One is underway now in Durango, Colorado at the Ska Brewery. That's the Anyone Out There meetup. Also starting, oh, underway as well, Dame Hucci of the High Desert Mountains. Oh, I'm sorry. She's doing the Durango, Colorado. Did you say Durango? I said Durango. Oh. You wanted me to say something dumb like Durango. I would never say that. The Indy NA Tri-State Short and Long Barrel Safety Meetup. I think they're shooting guns today. This is the top right hand corner of Indiana. That's Dame Maria and Sir Mark of the Greenwood. I'm looking forward to Dame Annette's report on that one. It'll be forthcoming. Next show date, November 8th, the Northern Wake Post Halloween Recovery Hugathon at 6 o'clock at Hoppy Endings in Raleigh, North Carolina. You guys need to send me a report.
3:07:38 You have a lot of meetups that I don't think I ever get a report from you. Please send... Did I miss a report, by the way? I have a feeling I missed some reports today. Hold on one second. That would be quite horrible. Maybe there's no meetup at all. No, no, there's definitely meetups. I think I... It's a money laundering operation. Yeah, here's the TMI. Yeah, see, I knew I missed one. Hold on a second. I'm gonna play this. Blind okay. I have no idea how it's gonna turn out. Let's see what happens morning This is Chris with a TMI evac zone meetup question for the audience would you rather talk like Al Sharpton or RFK jr? I'm 13 and I agree in a clock. Hi. This is our conference, and I have nothing witty to say live from receipt it wait wait no Harrisburg Yeah in the morning. It's 737 and
3:08:26 And we're just here to tell you this is what democracy looks like. In the morning, this is Serpent. Stop getting activated on Discord and start getting on the offensive. In the morning, Jason with the Great Re-Tease. Thank you for your courage. And we did not have a server in that report, but there we go. Hey, we got a couple of cool meetups coming up this month. Eagle Idaho on the 8th, Oklahoma City on the 11th, Fort Wayne, Indiana on the 15th, Albany, California, get John out of the house on the 15th. Also, Zurich, Switzerland on the 15th. Well, definitely looking forward to that meetup report with your server. Wilmington, California the 22nd and Burlington, Kentucky also on the 22nd. Go to noagendameetups.com. This is where you get connection that gives you protection. These will be your first responders in any emergency at the No Agenda Meetups. Go to noagendameetups.com. If you can't find near one near you, start one yourself. It's easy. Sometimes you won't want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
3:09:26 You wanna be where you won't be Triggered or held to blame You wanna be where everybody feels the same It's like a pod So I'm looking now, um, man, I'm over-ISO'd here right now. You only have one, which of course is always gonna be some great AI thing you've put together. So I will give you some choices. I have one, two, three, five ISOs. Let's see if I can compete. Ooh, smooth. Not too bad. I bet a punchline it would have been good. Okay, how much did we pay for this bad boy?
3:10:05 Mm-hmm. No, what do you want me to say? It's great. I Couldn't understand it. What do you want me to say? It's great. It's great. I can't understand this mumbling tremendous. Okay Tremendous and the last one that's good. That's good. That's nice Of course, of course and with the AJ, of course, of course, that's good. That's good That's nice. All right, and you have one I have one that the AJ one could beat but this will be up to you. Holy smoke how many years can this go on? That's good, that's good, that's nice.
3:10:47 Holy smoke, how many years can this go on? I don't know. It's hard for me. It's a toss-up. I think you can go with... This is similar to the one that the show's too long. Yeah. In fact, you should save it for that purpose, throw it in out of the blue. Yes, okay. At the break. Because how many years can this go on? It's a downer compared to Alex, I have to say, so you win this one. All right, everybody, and now it is time, just in the nick of time, for John's Tip of the Day. She's gonna start asking for a commission Okay, this is a booze booze recommendation for people who haven't had it and I was talking to Mimi about
3:11:35 recommending Tank 10 as a gin people should buy if they're gonna buy gin relating to, I was actually on the tasting panel, professional tasting panel, picked Tank 10 as the gin of the year when it came out, the year it came out, this was in the 90s, so that's a while ago. And it may have been talked about before on the show, but the one thing we haven't discussed and the one I'm gonna recommend at the tip of the day, people should just get this, use it in cocktails or just drink it. It's terrific. It is Tanqueray Rangpur lime. It's a flavored gin, which would be dynamite because it's lime flavored, in a,
3:12:23 in a martini, but it's Tanqueray orange pour lime. You have one taste of this stuff and you'll fall in love with it. It is tremendous. So is Tanqueray is gin? No? Tanqueray is gin? Yeah, Tanqueray is gin. Yeah. I'm not really a gin fan. Oh, you'd like this. Really? Yep, so and you'd when when do you drink this this all the time? For breakfast everybody there it is find all these great tips at tip of the day dotnet Created by Dana Burnett. Oh there you go. I'm not sure what's coming up next on the
3:13:09 We've had some issues communicating with the back office on what comes up next on the NOAA Jenner stream. Be nice to know. It'll be the DNS hour. The DNS hour. It's always DNS, don't you know that by now? That does conclude our broadcast day. We're always excited to be here with you. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for your boots on the ground, your contributions, your value for value as always. End of show makes us Incutel, MVP, and Bonald Crabtree. And remember, the link for the No Agenda AI slop song stream, slop stream, is in the show notes. Make your own website. Let me know. We'll promote it. And that's it.
3:13:58 Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, right here in Fredericksburg, Texas. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak. We've got abs and a six-pack next. There you go with Sir Seat Sitter. We'll talk to you again on Thursday. Until then, adios mofos. Hooey hooey. And such. Oh good lord. Yeah, yeah Crashing computers, escaping review Backdoor in the apps, watching over you Pounding the losers, starting code at 10 Cracking at 13 You mess with the best, you die like the rest If you step to this, your family will miss Repping CIA
3:15:02 Don't call me a fag, terror gets us played Ladies get us laid, always said they said, privacy is dead We enter doors, wet it up some pores Stop, drop a pin, blow your shit in Miracle finna win, we don't forgive sin These colors don't bleed And neither do you Crispy Pikachu Yankee Doodle Doo Scarface Hellfire Drone War Hummus and a face mask Eating well, make it hallow Get up and flip the table Speaking now in cold face Fuck this town Fuck
3:15:49 Fourth man, Min Snowden Extractors locked in Hear me now, In-Q-Tel Do you hear me now, or watch me? The examples you're citing all sing false Ground troops Laying the groundwork for ground troops Ground troops! Ground troops! Ground troops! Is that a prompter, Ms. Red? Yes, it's a total prompter, Ms. Red! Ground troops! By ground B! By ground B! By ground C!
3:16:48 Like ground beef, like ground skipper. Exactly! The examples you're citing all symbol ground troops. Like ground beef! They ground work for ground troops. Like ground beef, ground troops! All praying, ground troops! Ground beef, ground troops! Groundbreaking! Groundtruth! Groundbreaking! Groundtruth! Is that a prompt or misread? That's crazy! Haters gonna play their tricks Here's his position, Matrix
3:17:34 Hey, there's gonna play a trick. Here's this position matrix. Oh, John, stop the cat. Oh, I hit you with my double tap double tap. Homo-momo boo-boo, homo-nom-no-boo-boo Heritage Foundation, Obama kept it cheap Project 2025, all the bottles ain't free Heritage Foundation, Obama kept it cheap Project 2025, all the bottles ain't free Drum too lax on deportation policy Remin-mit Romney, he stricter than Donny B O-8 2012, crucified the poles Born outside America, somehow illegible Homo-bomba
3:18:17 I'm gonna creep up on ya, secretly married to a man, oh mama I'm gonna creep up on ya, secretly married to a man, oh mama Heritage Foundation, Obama care for cheap Project 2025, bought the bottle, same freaks Heritage Foundation, Obama care for cheap Project 2025, bought the bottle, same freaks Ain't no cracker better come into my crib No room for white in the White House crib Ain't no cracker better come into my crib No room for white in the White House crib, yeah No room for white in the White House crib, yeah
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