Topic: Peanut Butter

New TSA procedures involve taking passenger photos at security lines to match against identification documents, causing delays and privacy concerns. Travelers are reportedly being pulled from lines if the biometric match fails, despite the program being presented as a test. Additionally, the TSA reiterated its controversial ruling that peanut butter is classified as a liquid for carry-on purposes.

A CDC soundbite regarding peanut butter illnesses is analyzed for "mind control" properties. The hosts reiterate their concern that the FDA's failure to register food facilities is being ignored by the mainstream media despite past poisoning scandals.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for five new members of the No Agenda Peerage, including Sir Andrew, Sir CB, and Dame Ladybug. The new knights and dames are invited to the "roundtable" to enjoy symbolic refreshments like mutton, meat, and chai tea. The segment concludes with a reference to the Mueller Report's supposed endorsement of the show.

The hosts sign off with a final prediction that Roe v. Wade will not be overturned despite the current media hype. They remind listeners to support the show via the value-for-value model. The episode concludes with a musical montage featuring clips of Donald Trump, Kirsten Nielsen, and various news reports about the border wall and detention centers.

CNN reported on "secret codes" used by convicted terrorists, where "culinary school" allegedly meant training camps and "peanut butter and jelly" meant jihad. The audio features Tarek Mahana and an unidentified associate in Somalia discussing their lack of internet access. The hosts mock the FBI's interpretation of these phrases, suggesting they are often mundane conversations re-labeled as criminal activity.

A major salmonella recall involving Sunland Incorporated peanut butter has affected brands at Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, and Target. Adam Curry points out the suspicious timing, noting that the Food Safety Modernization Act (FSMA) was supposed to prevent such outbreaks through mandatory facility registrations starting October 1, 2012. He highlights a red-bordered notice on the FDA website stating that these registrations are not being accepted, suggesting the outbreak is a "setup" for further regulation.

A major salmonella outbreak linked to a peanut butter processing plant has resulted in at least eight deaths and widespread contamination. The hosts criticize the FDA for failing to act on prior warnings about the plant's unsanitary conditions. They compare the lack of criminal prosecution for the CEO to the high-profile imprisonment of Martha Stewart.