Topic: Oakland Airport

17 chapters across the catalog

Stay Alarmed
Episode 1649 1:43:17 - 1:45:44

1649: Stay Alarmed

Oakland Rental Car Robberies, Sophisticated Theft Rings

A listener shared a detailed account of being robbed in Oakland, California, despite taking precautions to hide belongings in a rental car trunk. Local authorities and rental agents warned that sophisticated theft rings specifically target rental vehicles near the airport. The thieves reportedly use methods to identify rentals and break rear windows to access trunks even in broad daylight.

Curtain Wranglers
Episode 1241 11:26 - 12:53

1241: Curtain Wranglers

New York City Police, Unlawful Assembly Orders and JFK Airport

The New York City Police Department issued recorded warnings to citizens stating that non-essential gatherings are prohibited by Governor Andrew Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio. Failure to disperse from these unlawful assemblies results in arrest. Similar automated warnings regarding ticketing and towing are noted at JFK and Oakland airports.

Opinion People
Episode 1134 2:28:48 - 2:32:13

1134: Opinion People

License Plate Readers, Private Surveillance Data

An anonymous police officer provided information on the use of License Plate Readers (LPR) and the databases accessible to law enforcement. The discussion shifts to the rise of private LPR vendors who sell data to repossession companies and credit agencies. One host shares an anecdote about receiving a ticket at the Oakland Airport after his car was scanned by an automated system.

Barrel Roll
Episode 1059 19:54 - 26:58

1059: Barrel Roll

TSA Security Theater, Analogic Scanners and Airport Logistics

New Analogic baggage scanners at Oakland Airport are described as having an over-designed, aesthetic appearance that contrasts with older security equipment. Experiences at SeaTac airport highlight the frustrations with the Clear security program and TSA Pre-Check logistics. An anecdote involves a TSA agent inspecting a bag of Russian red wheat flour while missing a bottle of water in a carry-on.

Fruit Machine
Episode 986 7:04 - 8:32

986: Fruit Machine

Norwegian Airlines and Gatwick Express Logistics

Travel logistics between the United States and London are discussed, highlighting Norwegian Airlines' influence on the market. British Airways has reportedly copied Norwegian's direct routes to cities like Austin and Oakland. The hosts praise the Gatwick Express train service for its affordability when booked in advance for groups but criticize the distance of the airport from central London.

Rats on a Plane
Episode 996 2:08:44 - 2:12:01

996: Rats on a Plane

Alaska Airlines, Rat on a Plane in Oakland

An Alaska Airlines flight from Oakland to Portland was cancelled after a rat was spotted boarding the aircraft via the jetway. The plane was taken out of service for extermination, affecting 110 passengers. Some speculate the incident could be a form of industrial espionage rather than a random occurrence.

Why Why Not
Episode 644 1:34:05 - 1:37:36

644: Why Why Not

TSA Pre-Check, Airport Security Observations

John Dvorak shares his experience being randomly selected for TSA Pre-Check despite not being a "trusted traveler." He describes the confusion at Seattle and Oakland airports where Pre-Check lines were longer than regular lines. The hosts mock the "lottery" system of security and the irony of being yelled at by agents not to take off shoes or belts.

Ninjas in Mongolia
Episode 503 1:17:05 - 1:20:25

503: Ninjas in Mongolia

TSA Checkpoint Tips, Dislocated Shoulder Hypothetical

A "hypothetical" travel tip suggests that telling TSA agents about a dislocated shoulder can allow a traveler to bypass the full-body scanner in favor of a standard magnetometer. The anecdote describes how agents in Oakland and Las Vegas were sympathetic to the injury, significantly speeding up the security process. The hosts discuss the efficiency of this method for navigating "Gestapo checkpoints."

Dead Hand of Bureaucracy
Episode 463 2:52:38 - 2:56:57

463: Dead Hand of Bureaucracy

TSA Security Theater, Elderly Screening and 1937 Birthdays

New TSA guidelines allowing passengers aged 75 and older to keep their shoes and light jackets on are dismissed as "security theater." The hosts argue this contradicts previous claims that terrorists could be of any age. They debate the logistics of "priority lines" at Oakland Airport and mock the arbitrary nature of using a 1937 birth year as a cutoff for being considered non-dangerous.

Poison Wheat
Episode 441 4:56 - 10:52

441: Poison Wheat

Southwest Airlines Boarding Procedures and TSA Gate Checks

Personal anecdotes regarding travel from Oakland to Burbank highlight the evolution of Southwest Airlines' boarding groups and the increasing frequency of TSA random spot checks. Observations include TSA agents using handheld scanners and zapping devices on passenger luggage at the gate, leading to concerns about traveler cooperation and privacy.

Episode 416 2:11:34 - 2:15:34

416: Datapalooza

TSA Security Observations, Seattle and Oakland Airports

A travel anecdote details the staffing shortages at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, where a lack of baggage checkers caused significant delays. The host compares the security protocols at Oakland, where magnetometers are still used in certain lanes, to the "electrocution machines" (body scanners) used elsewhere. A tip is shared regarding using the first-class security line to save time, regardless of ticket status.

Episode 401 15:23 - 17:59

401: The War on Chicken

TSA Backscatter Radiation, Opt-Out Procedures

A listener report details an experience at Oakland and Portland airports regarding TSA screening technologies. The account claims that while passengers could opt out of backscatter radiation machines, they were told they could not opt out of millimeter wave scanners. The hosts advise filing formal complaints with Congress, asserting that passengers legally maintain the right to opt out of all such screening devices.

Gingerbread Nation
Episode 277 21:09 - 25:08

277: Gingerbread Nation

TSA Security Anomalies at Burbank and Oakland Airports

Adam Curry recounts a recent travel experience where a magnetometer at Burbank Airport appeared to trigger late. Despite the alarm, TSA agents only swabbed his shoes for explosives and allowed him to pass without a full-body pat-down. He notes that while Oakland Airport has naked body scanners installed, they were not in use during his visit, leading him to question the actual threat level.

Nap for Humanity
Episode 273 58:46 - 1:01:07

273: Nap for Humanity

TSA Threat Levels, Janet Napolitano Announcement

Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano is expected to announce the retirement of the color-coded terror alert system. It will be replaced by a National Terror Advisory System focusing on specific geographic threats. The hosts request that listeners working for the TSA send them the old physical signs as collectibles.

Banned by NASA
Episode 251 47:07 - 50:23

251: Banned by NASA

TSA Checkpoint Observations and Wheelchair Searches

A personal account of traveling through Burbank and Oakland airports highlights the contrast between standard metal detectors and new full-body scanners. The narrative describes the "humiliating" experience of a man in a wheelchair undergoing an intensive pat-down by TSA agents.

Stop Albedo Now!
Episode 248 55:58 - 1:04:49

248: Stop Albedo Now!

KTVU Terror Coverage, Man on the Street Analysis

A KTVU news report on the Yemen bomb plot is deconstructed for its use of "apparent" as a hedge word and its focus on "Jewish synagogues" in Chicago. The hosts mock the "man on the street" interviews, suggesting the participants use scripted language like "European continent" and "fear safety."