Nap for Humanity

00:00 I denounce you! moment here at the hilltop watchtower crackpot command center give our nation west in the people's republic of southern california yay in the morning I'm Adam Curry and from northern silicon valley where it appears as if excuse me spring has sprung but it hasn't really. I am John C. Dvorak. It is Crackpot & Buzzkill! In The Morning! You think after all the time we spend getting ready to go hit

00:38 that you'd clear your throat. My throat is, I've got the congestion! You know it's like IP we had the fat bitch sing and all kinds of stuff going on it's like... You have some throaty issues for a while. The other thing now is that it speaks up on ya. Is that what happens? What becomes of ya? Sorry? Never mind In the morning, John.

01:17 astronauts manning the moon and Mars base stations, hams on the air and human resources everywhere. And of course those in the chat room know AgendaStream.com all charged up and ready to go exactly the way their government loves them! We're happy to see y'all. The stream seems to be... I guess we are in business now? Good! There's only like a million human resources working on it which is awesome So it seems as if there was a piece of news this week Really? There was? Yeah. What was it? Some guy named Obama gave a speech. Oh, that guy! Alright... So just so people understand here's how it works John and I never speak to each other ever in between shows but you know that you know I know that your watching the State of The Union Address for those who don't know what happened we had our president does it supposed to be at least once a year think he doesn't want to hear thank you my love

02:20 You're welcome. John says, you're welcome So he does a speech and it tells us about the state of our union It's like how we are doing But instead he gave a campaign speech Yes he did The first thing I know is that Clarence Thomas doesn't show up for that anymore He's a Supreme Court judge. Well he is in big trouble, but I googled it and said why wasn't Clarence Thomas there? He didn't show up last time either! He doesn't show up for the brother which is really weird oh he's in big trouble like federal crime because they didn't report his wife's income or something yeah that's not to mention the long dong silver thing which no one seems to bring up anymore Why does anyone bring that up?! That was good times

03:10 Yeah, I don't know. Beyond me. It's so obvious! So the State of the Union... That was kind of fun. See one of our- anyway what i was saying is uh.. We don't talk to each other but then I know John's watching and John knows I'm watching And we start texting back and forth Like a couple of kids Seriously like teenagers Like oh brother now he's doing stand up ah what is this But some interesting things mentioned. For instance, we're gonna have another website! Yeah apparently they really love putting up websites but it was like such a repeat such you know we're freezing spending which he promised the last time We're gonna have a freaking website so we can read everything which of course was one of the big campaign promises and was a lie

04:05 In fact, while you're at it let's run the clip which does a little of this pre-analysis or post analysis. The John Thune clip which mentions some of these things and uh... then we'll go from there remains to be seen what he proposed was a freeze in spending for five years but remember last year he proposed three-year freezing spending which we never saw and there were a lot of things in speech tonight that were similar things that you may have a speedy said in his speech here ago right talk about free trade agreements with korea's soviet panama on how we need to get those trade agreements enacted why did not want that can read a speech from last year and i saw it for your support is this uh... cnn was george johnson

04:44 The Thune is a representative from South Dakota. What's her name show? Well, that's what I want to know which show was it? You know the... this Fox woman who had the facelifts Oh, uh, Greta. Greta. Why didn't those things happen? Well, I think part of it is it takes presidential leadership. And we always said that don't judge people by what they say judging by what they do and I think the president says a lot of right things and rhetorically gets up and sounds good. It sounded good tonight many of the things he said but the real proof is does he follow through and will there be action to support the rhetoric? No, no, of course not because he didn't follow through for the first time

05:25 But he did get his buddies Facebook and Twitter in there. That was kind of good He put that in there, and what was it? By 2035 which John... What is this?! It's like a wine salesman! Unfortunately you may no longer be with us today by 2035 You might be able to drink it How let me see 23 oh dude I mean, I hope you're still with us then but you may not witness all the electric cars You just might not be a part of it, which sucks. I mean when you listen to that It's almost like now that i'm getting older and you have to fill something out on the on the interwebs And you got to fill out your birth date and you have to scroll all the way down You know don't you hate? That is like it used to be especially in iphone you got that little wheel for your date and you gotta Ah 64 there it is

04:44 The Thune is a representative from South Dakota. What's her name show? Well, that's what I want to know which show was it? You know the... this Fox woman who had the facelifts Oh, uh, Greta. Greta. Why didn't those things happen? Well, I think part of it is it takes presidential leadership. And we always said that don't judge people by what they say judging by what they do and I think the president says a lot of right things and rhetorically gets up and sounds good. It sounded good tonight many of the things he said but the real proof is does he follow through and will there be action to support the rhetoric? No, no, of course not because he didn't follow through for the first time

05:25 But he did get his buddies Facebook and Twitter in there. That was kind of good He put that in there, and what was it? By 2035 which John... What is this?! It's like a wine salesman! Unfortunately you may no longer be with us today by 2035 You might be able to drink it How let me see 23 oh dude I mean, I hope you're still with us then but you may not witness all the electric cars You just might not be a part of it, which sucks. I mean when you listen to that It's almost like now that i'm getting older and you have to fill something out on the on the interwebs And you got to fill out your birth date and you have to scroll all the way down You know don't you hate? That is like it used to be especially in iphone you got that little wheel for your date and you gotta Ah 64 there it is

06:17 It's horrible and I'm thinking 2035 man, I'm gonna be 70 and i'll still be working. You'll be driving an electric car kind of like it would be a golf cart And I still won't be retired because we will have to continue the work No you won't be retired, then your going to get screwed So of course the thing that really pissed me off was a very clever play on words Very clever play but extremely annoying As you know we have completely assassinated The lie that don't ask do not tell has been repealed Everyone is acting like if your gay go ahead and say it

06:54 and in the military and of course it was like you can't because the bill he signed expressly says nothing is repealed intel has been certified by the joint chiefs involved in that there's no certification yet and then you gotta wait sixty days and then he comes away did you notice this one use of the year they have used a camera pool which is all rigged so they got these people that you know obama's gonna site Yeah in advance, but yeah, did you notice when they mentioned the don't ask don't tell they have all these people clapping But then they show the Joint Chiefs sitting there just stiff. I know they had a lot of interesting Direction going on but I think that the Joint Chiefs guys never clap

07:35 and what does it when they showed they had something else i was positive about the job out the military and they didn't then they wouldn't show them i don't think a clap i think is but part of their job not to clap at like i think this should have you know when when he will first let's hear what he said and then let's talk about the non response and the lie tonight let us speak with one voice reaffirming that our nation is united in support of our troops and their families but asserted as well as they've served us by giving him the equipment they need by providing them with the care and benefits that they have earned, and by enlisting our veterans in the great task of building our own nation. And here it comes! Our troops come from every corner of this country They're black white latino asian native american AND... They are christian and hindu jewish and muslim and yes we know that some of them are gay I thought that was a very interesting lineup

08:35 we go from uh... race to religion to sexuality in like the span of seven seconds starting this year no american will be forbidden from serving the country they love because i've heard a lot so what a great play on words starting this year which of course when you are hypnotized me think that that is actually this bill was repealed beginning of this year that's right it's awesome but what he's saying is starting this year like it could be months from now if at all here's where those the Joint Chief should have thrown their hands up going and with that change

09:30 They should have had the Joint Chiefs doing high fives. Yeah! But this was great, so now that if you're gay and you want to fight... Open their doors to our military recruiters and ROTC That was weird Now that's the time that if there is any moment at the joint chiefs would have clapped that would be a moment or we would've seen they don't clap for anything but they did not show them No But it was just like, because I was watching...I watched C-SPAN because...C-SPAN 2 actually. Because C-SPAN 1 had the whole...they just turned the cameras on early. C-SPAN 2 turns the cameras on and has the audio jacked up so you can really see what's going on and Hillary with her blue outfit which is, y'know, blue is the new red

10:15 Yeah, blue's the new red. That's interesting you notice that yeah But you could also see just like the with the award shows they had signs like reserved This is where this person sitting that person sitting so the cameras know who to cut too because I rehearsed it They've rehearsed this So anyway it was a man is what I'd say well There's a couple of things that were interesting but let's take a look at the speech to me I caught the meme as you know early and uh... and i did some research by running some text analyzers on the speech wait a minute text analyzers yeah there's a bunch of them out there in this one so with that this is one of the text analyze you take the speech into cut-and-paste it because it's available and he dropped in the text analyzing at the final kinds of cool stuff alone of the main mean by the way they kept cropping up on the leg in the future right which sarah palin uh... correctly identified

11:12 I mean, I got a little clip here of when the future. Short clippy. Play it. Well speaking of last night that was a tough speech to have to sit through and kind of try to stomach because the president is so off base in his ideas on how it is that he believes government is going to create jobs obviously government growth won't create any jobs as the private sector can create the jobs and his theme last night in the State of Union was WTF you know winning the future I thought that was cute. Yeah, WTF we spotted that too. That's good So anyways he said win the future or winning the future or the future is ours to win which is the only alternative where you actually use when and the future in the same sentence 10 times during the speech Oh Or once every ten minutes He also used the word future as a standalone five times

12:05 And, uh... so he'd- so the future was used 15 times within the speech. Now is this how you deconstruct NLP? How we're being programmed with what he's saying? Is that part of this? Well it's no I well that wasn't the idea The idea was just to take a look at his complexity factors and some other things he had in the speech using text-textalizer which is one of the online programs that you can do this with Anyway, you know what the word count is for an hour speech? This speech ran one hour and one minute. which by the way was less than the last be jealous time-wise and your last was uh... seventy five minutes unless it was say yes that's every five mrs our fifth at what hour fifteen um... we also have one of our producers but give us a analysis i think yeah i have a right here he says the applause any has the calculation based upon that the fact that this speech was a little bit shorter then uh... two thousand sentence beach uh... he says time wasted from applause was down five percent this year

13:07 and that's a kevin who did that great job yeah great job on it's been increasingly down also the ratings have been down from speech to speech their they're down again well he should go on pierce morgan they both could benefit So Pierce Morgan, I didn't get the clip because they actually lost it but there was a great clip. Pierce Morgan they brought him in at the CNN on the CNN desk with running by a wolf blitzer and by the way and also listen to the sound quality of the different feeds and one of the producers is into this and we've determined that pretty much that actually actually the best sound in terms just good

13:45 Flat with with dimensionality was actually CNN and the networks also sounded pretty decent, right? but uh... c special hollow out of the box it is interesting that i switch right after and the speech a switched to a bc as we know um... there's a new director of news uh... who sister is a special assistant to the president so we know that they've been seen as compromise and immediately george stephanopoulos was saying this was more applause than ever well we would show that that's not yeah so that was a lot yes because they're compromised, duh. Yeah I know and there's no analysis done he just saying that out of the blue we had somebody one of our producers actually time it with a stopwatch yeah and he determined that this was less applause than ever um... i did love the uh also two thousand thirty five john im so sorry that you're not going to witness it but uh... all aboard trains good planes bad

14:49 Boy, he was laying it on heavy with the trains mean. Yeah I noticed that too well anyway let me get back to the analysis of the content itself now by the way what do you think in our speech how many words do you think are said in an hour speech? I don't know Well what do you think a thousand hundred thousand 3840 so there's 3840 words which is basically a really long essay You have way too much time on your hands 1615 different words. The complexity factor was only 42%. The readability, if it was written it would be 8 out of 20 which means that you're done for dummies. The actual average syllables per word is 1.6 so there's a lot of the-s and eh-us and whatever

15:43 uh... other than that the word of the currencies are kind of interesting he a does this stuff if you're writing copy for our direct marketing you get to use these words too number one rank word what do you think the number one word was above all the words uses are future artists are then only you are which is a very little the second number by worded frequency the number one world number two word wasn't new And then the number three was a tie with people and you, which is another. You is used a lot in direct mail sales

16:20 rising you always say u u u u and then uh... that it started to deteriorate you know it's not a story out there for and they're just good you give me a simple and i don't have a problem with my brother was good what years and jobs are tied for fourth well that's what surprised me because as and again i'm gonna go right back to to the compromised a bc news where that everyone was saying well the president was talking about jobs jobs jobs like i didn't hear that all jobs jobs and jobs let's not for jobs

17:01 No, there wasn't a lot of jobs. The jobs was... it was still in the top five but it was actually a tie for fourth and it was actually totaled It wasn't that big deal But here's what is interesting What two? I noticed two words missing from this speech Yes! I know exactly which two words were missing The most important words in every teenager vocabulary Hot pockets The two words that I think are interesting because they were missing, one was green and the other one which i think was really telling and I use the word telling as a conspirator climate. So we had none of the climate change crapola thrown at us all but he did talk about clean energy yeah clean is used quite in fact it probably have a word count of its own right

17:55 by one. Anyway that's enough of the analysis, I'm just saying... And he said salmon He did say salmon! and i think there was code in there because he laid on the joke like it's a whole different deal when they're smoked and like that's meaning something and i don't believe that was in the speech Oh, that could be. I mean i can look it up but anyway...I understood from just watching and I was cooking the chicken so I had half an eye on it. I understood that the president actually met with several of the news anchors before this speech to kind of condition them as to what they were going to talk about afterwards. From what I understand he had actual one-on-one meetings with some of the big news anchors? Well actually I'm looking at have this speech up

18:39 uh... i love this because i'm getting bored of this okay we're going to be offered a dissent is not in the speech it did it all in there and the written speeches so that they have the whole the whole sicko he left the whole joke out interesting okay thing are you done along with that though i will say that uh... we've had a flurry of p r activity ourselves and um... I would like to thank GP1477 for registering losethefuture.com Yeah, I saw that it's hilarious and linking that to noagendashow.com A couple other quick mentions before we get to some support for the show today NoAgendaBatSignal.com is now up This is Chris who has created a completed development of the NO Agenda Bat Signal for Mac application

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21:27 I tried to buy it off of him. Hey, hey Al Simaki let me let me buy that domain from you we can do it through GoDaddy no worries so before we leave the topic completely and go to our thanks to the executive producers for today's show at least play the Ron Paul alternative what he would have done if he had given the State of the Union speech if he were the president your turn what would you have had him say Well, I would like them to change their foreign policy and not be...and say we're no longer going to be the policemen of the world and bring all our troops home from around the world. I would like to say that we don't need a welfare state, people will be taken care better in a different manner with free markets but also it would have... Wait let me guess

22:11 Bring home the hundreds of thousands of troops from foreign lands where we're just killing brown people would that be something Ron Paul would say? Listed the number of departments that we would get rid off and I could give you about eight pretty easily Then I will also talk about... Education, energy. Give us some uh... education energy agriculture homeland security health and human services uh... commerce i don't know how many that is but that would be a good stuff for her to do but the other thing that i would say have said he has i would get rid of your great facilitator integrate facilitator is the federal reserve are the mister was there always volumes the congress running up debts in causing our problems you know if you didn't have a central bank creating money out of thin air to buy debt

22:57 This would be a different world. So you have to get rid of that if you want to shrink the size of government all wars and welfare is paid for essentially in all countries, paid for through inflation and the destruction of the currency. So that if you just got rid of the fact that the Fed couldn't buy debt You would shrink or at least really impede the growth of government That would change life for all of us For the better It's really interesting there was a article in The Wall Street Journal that said essentially That the Federal Reserve Is out of silver bullets it has nothing left All they can do is monetize their debt That's all thats left They have nothing left. They've tried everything, it's done! It's over. I think we're done. Yeah inflation is next that the only next logical thing... yeah were toast. Oh well. I'm thinking of Australia for reals

23:47 Australia, I finally got to watch that woman who's the Prime Minister give her speech. She has to go! By the way a lot of people are blaming her and the whole Australian government for these floods because apparently the flood water height they basically basically gave up on the big decided it was going to be a uh... because of global warming that never having floods again and they were gonna have droughts forever so they did so they let people build in the flood plains and you know i just ignored everything he used to pay attention to in the past is so these floods are worsened by that you know that misfeasance of the government which anyway we'll check out prime minister julia gillard

24:29 has now said we're imposing a one-time flood levy that's Australian for tax mate, a flood levy of half a percent for middle income earners to pay for the flood damage. That's pretty weird. Whose fault was it? Yeah really because they also seeded the clouds we know they bought that we know they brought in the technology it's just weird. They don't have a provision for that, they could do an extra tax? Interesting to say flood and levy yeah that's... The Australians put up with a lot more than I always imagined they would well it's time to change that when we go move there so let's all gonna change

25:13 That woman by the way looks exactly like that Swinton woman in the movie, the Clooney movie. It's just amazing! The evil lawyer... Yes well she also looks a little bit like uh a younger nicer looking Nancy Pelosi She's a clone kind of. There's a Pelosi very mild Pelosi look. She's got no upper lip this woman zero yeah I don't want to kiss her uh... okay so we have a some people think for today show bunch of executive producers the executive producer will be uh... will be a care swinton by the way is in any actress check her out she looks just like this prime minister i didn't and the top of the barge that it was really no challenge going dot did no agenda challenge going dot com site for delivering three thirty three thirty-three and giving a knighthood to john

26:08 Evdeman of some mamish Washington. By the way, there's a lot of strange-named towns up there and so does he get the executive producership or just the knightship? The knighthood. He just gets the knighthood. Good luck Mickey! I love you! You're welcome. Bye! Sorry. She left earlier. No she was leaving now she just brought me coffee yeah this is an awesome woman dude So does John Evdeman also get the executive producership? I think it just goes to noagendachallengecoin.com and then we have a one two three four five members of the two seventy three club which i think will be the biggest sub you know wait a minute wait a minute wait a min so we had no agenda challenge point dot com came in with three thirty three thirty-three and that's his third payment of three thirty three thirty three right yeah so that's how we get to uh... to a knighthood cuz it's nine hundred ninety nine ninety nine

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29:35 Aspartame. Aspartame? I don't know why keep... There's a lot of people that say that, that say aspartamine and i'm like no it's aspartame Anyway so we did some research and turns out is not good for you Huh! You know that actually I stopped ummm..I was eating this particular cereal that I got from Whole Foods in the morning and uh... And I've been eating it for maybe two months and then look at the box on my holy crap there's high fructose corn syrup in here I stopped eating it. In cereal? Well, I didn't expect it to be in this cereal. I wouldn't expect it to be in any cereal! Right And so I stopped eating it within a week John Like my gut has visibly diminished Within a week Oh you're probably getting bloated That too But just get that stuff out of your diet That and the aspartame thats a good start Anyway I digress

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32:07 uh... he needs a sound bite of you saying shut up slavery, he says this all the time and listen to bothersome things and John's saying Highland and Wood are an abomination. You know it is great these two guys they're like a married gay teen and that and they've got a picture them as like totally broke back mountain they got the cowboy hats on everything and we encourage that because if you tell we out ya again here on the show toss it's do you know how to tell we out yet you know that what's it was a call of imaging or is it bothersome things dot com the bothersome podcast yeah it's like broke back mountain only five so let's say it's actually interesting that they have died with his family give any advice i had fed we'd kind of died big-date they talk too much like this on the radio and there's still a little bit too much in a lot here are national treasure uh... and he has a story talking real life

33:02 well john whenever i'm talking to you and i think that we're still in it right here on the no agenda podcast where we bring you a media assassinate this evening at noon do you know try to get you two guys be conversational nobody talks like that so uh... yeah and yes he got a total of all of us about talk like that like john does now but it sounds like that and todd simmons asserts are actually from the eight mile plains brisbane uh... pronounced simmons i guess i've been president simons as a contributor australia day twenty six of january because it's an aussie thing to do and do it for your country douchebags and that'll be it for our executive producers for this week show number two seven three

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34:31 and uh... we thank our associate executive producers an exclusive two seven three club members the club is closed the door as slammed shut after this you can only become a member of the two seven four club next episode i've been to midnight this bill rudder christopher lawton jay munoz acquaints jeffrey lynch insert todd simmons we highly appreciate that of course everyone else who's been donating Keep doing it and propagate the formula. Our formula is this, we go out we hit people in the mouth. Say it with me now... Shut up slave! I think we might start with the news of the day John before to get stale Blast Rocks Hotel near World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland Oh yeah right No one hurt Remember last year the security guy got killed

35:38 I'm sorry, he committed suicide. Yeah he committed suicide and this year that guy's gone and explosion rocks the hotel in close proximity to the venue i'm looking at the report here it happened at the post hotel morasani shockwaves released by the blast shattered two window panes well there must have been some shockwave so we don't really know uh... please cordon off the area of the incident once investigation to find out whether the blasted a criminal origin it is a yeah right at that criminal origin but the interesting news that came in this morning is uh... the base in utah all that went in lockdown

36:22 yeah utah military facility that uh... this is doug way proving ground yet notorious uh... ugly in this place is the size of rhode island oh it's huge if it's like four hundred acres bigger a four hundred square miles beginning california some crap like los angeles or something like that you'd bug away but we're proving out and as of the test uh... what are they testing? Biological weapons. Yeah, and gas a lot of gas yeah And this thing is like oh we're missing a vial of nerve agent so they locked it down that's the CNN report which doesn't sound too happy but I think something else is going on in fact one my favorite conspiracy websites had a great story in relation to this and I love when you get a story like this about the lockdown immediately they come out with the real story

37:20 and uh... the real story is of course uh... that they uh... they took the capstone off of these stargate in the atlantic and took it to uh... and took it to this facility to examine its and that the russian space forces actually detected a is this was really the second half of the show yeah but just gonna give it to you now but i don't believe as myself well good andy uh... and there was a huge gamma ray burst of unprecedented proportions emanating from the base um... and and so does all is brought back to

37:56 uh... the gps testing that we talked about on sunday show that uh... the reason why these areas are right off the coast of florida and coincidentally right in this area of utah um... were a marked as you know possibly uh... the gps systems may not work is because essentially they took the top off the stargate and brought it to utah like fools everyone knows you don't do that don't mess with the stargate Is this the Stargate that's in the Gulf of Aden? No, it's sister Stargate. So this one... so this Stargate is off the coast of Florida in the Atlantic off the coast of northern Florida and there was a lot of naval activity there and I wish they'd never done that movie Speaking of movies There were two really good

38:54 Movies coming out one just coming out on DVD. I'm gonna bring it up here It's called virus X and it's been the website is actually h1 n one virus dot com uh... that i think that this is really really good and that it's coming out so it's going straight to dvds so i guess they couldn't a winner yeah they could they couldn't get at the release of actually deserve uh... and there was also um... apparently i i thought this show was off the air apparently there was a a white five-oh episode we were getting the big flood the the noah's ark flood that

39:33 that's been talked about. What do you mean it was off the air? The show just started! Really?! And people still watch it? Hawaii Five-O Yeah Well I don't know if they watch or not but everyone claims its a big hit Right Here is Virus X, the movie So you want to check that out It was the Hawaii Five-0 I guess that was one of the episodes on this week A flash flood tsunami You guys were right once again. I couldn't manage to get to it, you couldn't watch it anyway. It's hard to watch the shows that are hard to watch. I thought the big news this week was the Egyptian riots? Well yes this is under the heading what color is your revolution

40:22 yeah uh... so of course this started off by just like with me we predicted this we were talking about this on sunday he said you'll watch this to get it and we're gonna have revolutions through face book and twitter which of course is yet spurred on by uh... operatives essentially whipping people into a frenzy on the social networking sites you attach a color to attend and you're good to go just like tunisia with their own What was their color again? Jasmine. They're jasmine and so Egypt comes out with a hashtag revolution, hashtag Jan 25 and of course what happens immediately is Twitter gets blocked yet Facebook says no problem everyone can still see Facebook there in Egypt not a problem whatsoever yeah that seems a little corrupt and Hillary Clinton actually made a statement

41:16 What does she say? Well, and so this of course is like oh well now we go. Clinton defends Facebook and Twitter amid Egypt protests. And this Hillary Clinton our Secretary of the State uh... so-so you know that uh... here against authority struggle to quash anti government uprisings yesterday secretary of state hillary clinton called on long time u s ally to unblock social networking sites that have been used to organize protests such as those operated by face book inc and twitter ink as from this week so that's so clear that were right on the money that this is the new model for and i think it was also a c i wasn't you know do you have to worry about who's behind some of these cases it does is not everything's the c i a i mean there's chinese intelligence is indian intelligence and they both have a vested interest in egypt and in fact if u start looking into what you find uh... you know this is again

42:14 essentially an economic hitman thing because this is all about oil. Let me just read you a couple of pieces that are run here and there. This is from December 19, 2010 according to one of the news aggregators Egypt 64% of all oil discoveries in the past five years in the Middle East are in Egypt. Egypt achieved the highest rate of oil discoveries compared with this all discoveries of all OPEC countries It's accounted for 64% of total volume of discoveries during the past five years. The big company, of course American company that is over there is Apache and meanwhile what has happened is that the Egyptians seem to be cozying up to the Chinese in a real big way... Right! And that basically our enemy

43:06 as economically yeah in the oil is sure and so uh... the egyptians in the uh... chinese as a matter of fact did deal to build essentially the world's biggest all refinery i think in africa and does with this isn't what we're going to be able to run away as a billion chinese already in africa natchan out but it doesn't like you know like a million chinese has lined up by more than a million and so if the other country there's a little annoyed by this which would be involved uh... would be india who's been screwed over on a couple of ship deals they're building some monster ships for the uh... egyptians in those deals were canceled

43:44 and given to the Chinese. So this is obviously an attempt to get rid of Mubarak, I think they're not going put in a democratic society it's just not gonna happen but even though they are gonna talk big game you watch here what i'm thinking they're gonna give the job to Mubarak son who will play ball and if you look at his history what does... well just out of the blue What would you think Mubarak son does for a living? Uh, oil trader? investment bank a close the same thing same thing what what this is very interesting because i have another piece of news that fits in perfectly with this now what does oil at today john were back up around eighty seven dollars a barrel body seven yesterday it was and that the when we started this show we tracked all the way to six couple years ago but you were tracking all the way up two hundred and fifty and we actually uh... assassinated a lot of reports there and tracked him back to essentially trading it'd be price of course is always determined by

44:44 the bid and the ask, the supply and demand etc. So some very interesting things happening with oil as we've seen the price go down a little bit And then yesterday... Do you remember when we talked about Glencore? remember that no i don't actually but i will be reminded ok glenn kore is the company in zook switzerland that we discussed it was set up by mark rich oh yeah now just want to go through this again mark clinton's pal right mark rich was uh... arrested for trading oil with iran when iran was uh... holding american citizens hostage

45:25 And he got thrown in jail and then Clinton on his way out in 2001 said, hey Mark you're free to go. So Mark Rich hops out he goes to Zuc Switzerland and this Glencore company is one of the largest corporations on earth they just filed for an IPO and they uh... x and that the expectations are doing to do a dual listing i think it's a london singapore of course is not going to come back to the states we have that uh... you know it's horrible to go public in the states now so and you know did the guy got sprung by the u s president and he's now gonna go out make all his friends richie nobody boys on the inside oh yeah so this idea always gonna pop is gonna be expecting to to raise sixty billion dollars

46:12 And then of course the price of oil is only going to go up which makes all the insider shares worth even more. This is gonna be a monster cleanup, this is it! They're gonna drive the price of oil may make or pass $150 dollars a barrel right after this IPO. Let me say and I'm amazed actually they actually even mentioned that date. They might...I mean there's so..this is such a fix They're so sure of themselves that they've, they're just saying hey this is when we are going to come out and screw everybody. And you know Mark Rich is gonna be true to his name which he already is and they are all sitting there in Zuc Switzerland going hehehehe yeah watch this now hehehhehe We really gonna screw em hehe So um...and of course thats gonna the screws comes to us

47:04 you know yes we are slaves because we public takes in the shorts that where we go worldwide public and and how we hear it is uh... but i would put up with guys like clinton this amazing yet they had to a two billion dollar rp on hong kong sorry and then a ten billion dollar ipo in london and of course you know this this just the the the pricing but between announced and and going public and then as it says moves forward the expectations are that they're gonna rate these kinda uh... and the multiple we see will be six and it they will be sometime after between april in june well may would be a between april in june i guess and that's when you do this i p l and its the oil cabal with their the final last big joke on us well might be interesting to catch is peak in just short the heck out of it

48:00 Because oil shouldn't be selling for this kind of money. No, people say well the Chinese are using a lot you start looking at the numbers the Chinese are not using more I mean they're not growing that fast i mean there they are using a lot of oil but it's pretty steady so there shouldn't be... It's not like they're spiking and so that that's a phony just a phony argument and then the whole thing yeah price the oil prices are just basically being rigged again in some new way and could be having a sudden to do with this now the other possibility exists that they're gonna run the oil price of just to get the idea or to come out in real high multiple and then they can dot you know people into the inside is dumped their shares back on the market of course others demand and then make them worse than jim conformed all right yeah courses well no it's going to take a little bit longer than that and of course

48:45 The Daily Mail and Gitmo Nation East reports properly that food prices could rise by 50% and of course, that's why you need to get your tasty Monsanto snacks ready. Yeah well... I'm not buying into all these assertions by these guys. A lot of these things when they say that, and I'm looking the other way... Don't look over here? No! When somebody says the prices are going to go up, I'm thinking why are they saying that? It's just support for high prices and they tend to go down. These guys are stooges essentially. Somebody tells them to say something, they say it and somebody else benefits.

49:31 You can't deny people are pushing genetically modified crap on us. Hello? No, I can't deny that so uh... anyway so egypt's sums fake about another thing that got me about this egypt thing is that it report after report after reporting i'm not sure why this was in the city was just the signal to tell us that you know this is the mechanism that we identified by the way in the last show is at last because tunisia did it that gave the egyptians the go ahead you notice this yeah everybody's making the connection between the two as if the egyptian public is sitting around all look at their doing in tunisia hey that's the same thing they're writing we should do it to well you have a buy-in this i don't because of the way it's working the way and this is very sophisticated stuff because i see people know that normally no one ever talk about india

50:23 but now we have face book and twitter involved that we have a we have a color attached to it if you can you ask i guarantee if u s ten news people on television right now point to tunisia on the map there would be revealed to do with they don't know it's sophisticated because the ministry of truth is giving us this information edits fueling the expanding the flames on uh... facebook and twitter people again yeah he was played screw everyone's getting screwed Everyone feels that. It's just now that the flames are being fanned and it's viral, it works all by itself John I think is the most sophisticated economic hitman stuff we've ever seen and part of that is saying yeah Tunisia you know look what they're doing You watch it, its bringing more and more this. Im just surprised theres no color for Egypt yet Yeah well maybe when it'll crop up The color land So um

51:21 Another thing that's going on, which has got me puzzled again and a oil producing country big one Officials in Greece say gunmen off the coast of Nigeria have attacked a Greek operated cargo ship hmm so now we're getting the pirates on the west coast of Africa It's kind of taken away because the Somalian guys I guess we where was the last pirate story a long time ago Long time ago months. So now we've moved over to the west coast and bring attention to Nigeria so there's something going on there, you know And this is coming from The Voice Of America news which is becoming a very propagandistic guy well Is it just news? It's always been kind of skewed Anyway, so we're gonna keep an eye on that

52:14 Should we do some magic numbers as a little segue here? Do it. So, interesting magic numbers now that people are catching on to it and by the way its not 30, its not 23, Its got to be 33 And we believe at this point that whenever something shows up in the news with the number thirty three That's a message back home base saying We got it! I would like to point out by the way That the latest iPhone Facebook app version is 3 dot 3 dot 3 uh... thirty three dead in pakistan bus collision catholic diocese of toledo's three-year organization reorganization will affect thirty three parishes these are all the news stories taken right from the interwebs uh... south africa flood death toll rises as government declares thirty three disaster zones guinea seeks thirty three percent stake in mining projects pub sells

53:13 333 million fewer pints year over year from England. Is this ridiculous or what? I'm telling you HR 333 the Disabled Veterans Tax Termination Act that's a strong one right there South Africa uh... three hundred and thirty-three rhinos lost a poaching it's is the drives me nuts when i see this ridiculousness is ridiculous from the snow that i don't think anybody the evidence no one tracks us are low our listeners know they were on to this because we keep bringing up but as at this point it's read dick ulysses here here's where it so right back to you uh... trading companies here's what the real message comes in four companies eaton profit

53:59 Eaton profit jumps 33% in fourth quarter HDFC Bank net profits up 33 percent demand media shares which by the way demand media is a huge Huge scam demand media shares jump thirty three percent in trading debut CPL pre-tax profit rises thirty three percent, please Demand Media it. Is that's the guy Richie What's his name? Ritchie he still started my space as like the spam company and But I guess they went public and that guy's a huge scam. Well, what makes it a scam? I mean they're not doing anything illegal Yeah, you know what I live here so Let's just leave it at that

54:47 But the message is out, 33% uh... But they would indicate to me that they're fronting for people. You know essentially what they do they do all those websites that you run into that kind of push aside about dot com and there used to be these web sites that were just trying to score easy page views by kinda gaming Google and uh... vendor may was was i think that looks smart in the olden days look smart and about dot com and then of course and then along came wikipedia and is this essentially just good just aggregate basic information well these guys took it into a new level with how to right out by some bike basically uh... isolating how to they pay people next to nothing richie rosenblatt thats his name

55:38 Now, anyway they pay people next to nothing to write up these pages. Right how to boil an egg? How to boil and egg so if you say boil an egg in Google In fact let's try it It may actually come up I think Google has been fighting against most of these things Yeah I think that They also have hundreds of thousands of misspelled domain names that's a big part of the business. It doesn't really matter Here it is, eHow right at the top yeah ehow dot com I think eHow is one of theirs right? Yes that is their main... Yeah how to boil an egg Their main publicly facing site They have How To Boil An Egg Is Number One Hit from eHow number two hit How To Boil A Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg they hit that one too

56:30 And then there's another one called WikiHow. I've never seen that one, that might be one of theirs. Oh yeah. WikiHow the how-to manual that you can edit. Little brother... haven't seen that before. Anyway yeah So, yeah that would indicate to me that something's fishy. It's just there is so much... No the 33 thing is ridiculous I think once somebody says hey you know these two idiots on doing this show no agenda are onto the 33 code what can we do to change it? Oh no, no, no! There not going to change it Are you kidding me?!

57:12 The guys who use that are so, so far above us on the ladder of... They don't give a crap what we say. No they do not care at all! Yeah the public doesn't care and nobody else cares Nobody sees it this way anyway it seems like a stretch Just a bunch of coincidences Well this is uh.. This is the kind of stuff we bring ya Coincidence? I think NOT And by the way, the 13-part series Rubicon that was shortly... it was on AMC for a short time actually discusses this mechanism.

57:50 Really? Yeah, it discusses this mechanism these coded mechanisms that are used to just let people know that you either call someone or I mean they just put them into the public domain and then is the 33 meme is exactly falls right into place with the mechanism that was discussed in this short-lived kind of spook series that was on AMC. It's quite entertaining if you could follow So speaking of coded messages, we're about to receive a new threat level... threat advisory level system and I believe Lucy Napolitano is announcing that today. So maybe someone can pick up the news so the color-coded system is going to go away it's going to be replaced by the new national terror advisory system that will focus on specific threats in geographical areas

58:46 Yeah, so I think it's gonna be even more for its because we're not afraid anymore We're not afraid of walking through the airport. You know that we're used to it now where you hear yeah Orange is the new current is the new green? Yep The current national security threat level is orange is orange So that's going away since 2006 and hasn't budged in fact in Oakland Airport The signs are actually posters you can't change it And I would, by the way like a request of any listeners out there that happen to work for... Yeah we got some TSA people or something or anything. Get us some of those! We'd like to have some of those signs. I would like to get one of the signs from one of the airports when they tear them down Or even one you might have in the back room that i could be shipped just to collect it

59:29 uh... anyone who has a uh... threat level sign when he finally was like okay we've now expanded it were going from my level one to level thirty three there is no i don't know what the whole time of the old science doesn't mean you have a violation of all more junk but i would love they have one of the old sciences so i can have it posted in the office really wonder what's gonna be though it is probably gonna be like we have an and uh... yeah i think that after scarce with different things like uh... they could be a biological attacks or that'll have a code name maybe there will be codes yeah, maybe the type of attack expected but it's got to something simple that the slaves can understand you know what I mean? It has gotta be something simple so if human resources in

1:00:20 in the chat room, keep your eye on that because Lucy is supposed to be announcing that today and I'm not quite sure what time. Today? Yes today she's going to announce it and then it'll be implemented I think in a couple months. We might catch you before the end of the show. That would be great wouldn't it now while we're talking about the airports of course this news that I think John and I believe its huge It really is a big story uh... a completely underreported for obvious reasons of this hero phil mosek i think two thousand nine uh... refused to identify himself at a tsa checkpoint he didn't have idea oh yeah love this guy yet the and then you start to take pictures over the tsa in that police freaking out

1:01:07 So he went to trial and he was acquitted of everything. Completely acquitted, and the main reason why which I really love is that he said look the TSA website itself says you don't have to have identification And actually looked it up because you should print this out and take it with ya It says right here so its a good idea to prepare before you arrive at the airport so you move more quickly blah blah blah blah gives y'all all the prohibited items and everything and it says we encourage each adult traveler to keep his or her airline boarding pass and government issue photo ID available until exiting the security checkpoint. Children are not required to show identification, the absence of proper identification will result in additional screening so doesn't say it will result in you being arrested and denied access because they can't because we have a kind of little thing here that we call uh... what is that thing called again John?

1:02:08 the constitution? Yeah, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights seems to be... actually still seems to be legal. That you have the right to freedom of movement without showing your papers everywhere yeah and this guy challenged it and he won! He won and I think the guy is a hero for taking it all the way to the court. And i saw some of the video, you see when Lindsay Lohan's in court its live coverage when this guys in court he get little snippets of b-roll but did see the attorney for prosecution literally like this guy was disruptive you know he's like clearly guilty on all counts

1:02:56 and i think it really well you know that they've been the district attorney in this case is a douche bag uh... who should be on my own out of office vote him out of offices read these people like this by the way are really at the pathetic low life for this country they'd date these urbies or nuisance suits that that they pursue these times guys swear these people are the lowest form of life and that d a who should know better really should be hounded out-of-office he is a total creep What I like so much though is that we showed the power because this guy is acquitted by a jury, a jury of his peers. And this is why this is not in the news, The Ministry Of Truth doesn't want you to know about this story because we can now...I mean I'm thinking about it just showing up..I'm sorry don't have any papers and fact you don't have the right to ask for them. I am happy to go through additional screening just to prove the point although I'm not

1:03:50 and uh... what you want to take me to court okay because the people in this country the people will will prove will will stand up for what's right nothing that not a beautiful thing about very encouraged by that it's unfortunate we have to do with this way but uh... it shows that when there are when the people of see something really wrong we call him out and you're right and we should vote the DA out of office. Of course, we don't know who he is either there's no information about that well we can look it up somebody knows but the fact of the matter is these creeps that are supposed to be working on our behalf not against a public interest for a fascist state give me a break I don't know how that DA can sleep at night to be honest about

1:04:39 So along these lines Someone sent me and have a little clip here someone sent me What we as a YouTube series or it's a series that is on YouTube what we can learn from history And of course, you know we have see something say something. We've got the citizens watch report on your neighbor or see something suspicious this is rampant so we've been talking about this for a couple weeks now this is a part of the oh you know the guy was crazy you know this is how the Jared Loughner tragedy in tucson has become uh... a huge talking point and another the means are it's easier to get by a gun than get mental health care in this country because you know obviously the slaves can't be trusted and have to report on each other which is something that never really happened in this country uh... but what i like i want play this clip it's about a minute-and-a-half um... they found a whole bunch of uh... nazi records

1:05:44 uh... in a one particular town and that it turns out the gestapo which of course was diversion department of interland security in nazi germany um... wasn't really that large it would be a it's not like they had dot hundreds of thousands of boots on the ground they actually relied on a different technique and i'd like to share that with you because we can learn something from history only recently have the files been studied and a surprising picture emerges of how the Gestapo actually functioned. To start with, far from there being a Gestapo officer on every street corner, there were only 28 secret police officials for the entire Wurzburg region of nearly 1 million people I think that Gestapo could not have operated without the cooperation of the citizens of Germany By that i mean it would really have been

1:06:40 Structurally impossible for them to do so there were simply not enough Gestapo officials to go around Somewhere between 80 and 90 percent of the crimes that were reported to the gestapo came from ordinary citizens The main job for the gestapo was sorting out the denunciations this seems to have been their preoccupation as The citizens of a town like Würzburg didn't so much have to fear the Gestapo as what their neighbors might tell the Gestapo. Every German was at risk from denunciation A woman who lived in this garden house on the outskirts of Würzburg in 1938 first came to the attention of the Gestapo when she was denounced by relative She was called Ilse Sonja Totska and her Gestapo file lies in the Würzburg archive

1:07:38 After years of denunciations and Gestapo harassment, she was sent to Ravensbruck concentration camp during the war where she died. Her crime was simple – She didn't fit in! So, can we learn something from this John? Should we be paying attention to history in this case? Nah. Nah. Key word by the way denunciation Yeah I like that Key word...I denounce you And if you google that it's surprising how often that shows up And we'll probably have D notices, a denunciation notice. Oh I like it! Yeah oh I got a d-notice on that's a great idea yeah D notice who knows? Send that suggestion to Janik. To Lucy. Hey Lucy i got a great idea so study your history people because this was not Holland or France this was Germany

1:08:35 This was Gitmo Nation Deutschland where people were, 90% of all the reports was not the Gestapo snooping on people. It was their relatives! Their relatives ratting them out. No she doesn't fit in. She's kind of weird. Yeah she said something bad about Hitler once. Yeah yeah not good. Not good so I think this is very important to pay attention too and there are links in the show notes by the way I want to thank...I have a small test group about eight people I've been working with me on the new show notes show prep system Which has been a runaway success and when you see the show notes for for today's show, you will be blown away Absolutely blown away As i've moved some of these people who send you like 25 emails a day John with story ideas and leads And stuff. Yeah how annoying is that? Not not the stories but the emails themselves just having it in email sucks right? You don't think so

1:09:35 No, I think it would know. I think I hate it's a night as a bookkeeper's nightmare. Thank you That's my point is a nightmare so I move those people off and I move them onto this system so now they're actually inputting directly into the show notes system, and it's fantastic. The show notes are elevating to a whole new level um...and uh... we're gonna have better uh... i've got some guys working on how we can render these outlines of the search is all structured data which is what the beauty of it So the show notes are going to be even more valuable than they were and I'll be inviting more people into the system so that human resources can Can really support this and it's a big part of the show. It's a part of the service that we deliver to you with our value for value Proposition which means we don't interrupt the show or the flow with anything any commercials We don't take money from anyone other than the people who find and obtain value from the program

1:10:35 Exactly. In fact, we have some people who want to call out...call out. Right on cue as always John! I was typing So we do have some people to thank this week and we want to get through them. They help us do the show, if it wasn't for the people donating to the show and contributing to the show in helping us produce the show uh... we wouldn't have a show And so we had to call them out as great people humanitarians let's start with Tyler O'Brien of Boca Raton Florida In the morning, John and Adam. My name is Tyler O'Brien I'm a college student in Boca Raton Florida been a listener for about a year now and listen to every single show back to the first! Love this show finally donate so i get some karma for my classes this semester one of my classes called American social problems almost every class we talk about subject you guys mentioned on no agenda last week we were told to bring in an article so brought in an article I got from the show notes about vaccines and adjuvants

1:11:34 uh... my professor didn't approve and gave me a zero on the assignment. What? Is that unbelievable? A zero?! Don't you like, don't you get at least one for putting your name on the paper? Bring in an article, I don't like the article, you get a zero! Really!? That's what he says? Well hold on a second. Douchebag! Play that for him. Yeah let's give the professors name is a douche bag absolutely so anyways uh... these twenty seven today's birthday will call it give a birthday shot and i hope we could get that british out of your guys are awesome keep up the great work love loyal no agenda slave also graffiti artist which is interesting he's working on his no agenda stickers which was soon fill the halls in my campus and they'll send some pics with the next donation which is about a wave your group time i'm a crew i'm one if you do is actually collected actual graffiti on canvas as a graffiti or graffiti

1:12:26 It's graffiti. Okay, because you said graffiti? I say graffiti...I often mispronounce things normally it's because i'm reading it as though it was Dutch! It's funny because the dutch say graffiti or do they now? Yeah, which always kills me. I know that graffiti is like... I'm going there! Graffiti? You're going for graffiti try it you'll like it. Anyway, graffiti writers and artists are usually called... Banksy a huge graffiti writer They're right they're usually called writers uh which is an interesting subtext to what they do They're usually writing their own names as the reason

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1:19:30 Now and then I hear John on Twitter, and he always makes sense especially about Sarbanes-Oxley. I'm trying to propagate the message but it's amazing how many people don't care! Yeah... But the Kardashians have a new episode coming up again tonight. Yeah their people care about that anyway Carl Baron of Parts Unknown Adam please teach John how to pronounce the umlauted in Malmo You can't just drop the umlaut and pronounce it as O, as you did in the other donor last show. Malmo. Mal-moo. Whatever I don't know how to do the umlaut in malmu! I don't either. Obviously...I'm being called out. Radu Perluk $50.50 from North Chicago Illinois. Is it pertuk? Pertuk I think Oh pertuk, I'm sorry Yeah that's hard to read

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1:20:59 Well why? What was so awesome. He says, computer iPads notes and carpet as Adam and John commented on who buys the paper of the buried cow poop apparently idiots So we got a lot of awesome suggestions on how to jump on the carbon credits scam And one of the best ideas was if you buy a carbon credit One of the No Agenda listeners will take a nap Because when you take a nap, it's good isn't it? When you take a 30 minute nap. You're using up less resources. You breathe slower I like it! So I think we could... It would be an excellent carbon credit. I think your onto something And we have like 4-4 thousand people I've been taking more naps around 3 o'clock during the circadian cycle

1:21:52 when it deteriorates you take a nap sometimes. It's well worth the carbon credit and by the way someone else pointed out that of CO2, two-thirds of CO2 is oxygen why don't they call it an oxygen credit? two-thirds well co2 there's one one carbon monoclimate to our two oxygen why is it called a carbon credit instead of an oxygen credit was a pretty just tightly bound i don't know anyway steve quinton fifty dollars and thirty three cents get a call out for some connor first birthday shortly uh... they we have a bunch of fifty dollar donors are either kessler barry wilson george vanderhorst day jordan acts or barry will send i'm sorry for not mentioning that

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1:25:13 uh... yes and uh... because of that you are now an honorary nights but it's a full nighthood we announced here john edmond no agenda roundtable nor did the challenge coin dot com to be exact and well we should what we should mention by the way that there is a bit of the years two hundred in something is because they he was at the time was giving us the birthday call out for australia Oh, hey your modem is clicking again. Did you move something? No I didn't move anything Okay, just saying how's that yeah it's kind of better so Let me see I got a couple things here And I think you have definitely have some stuff to well first of all it cannot be ignored John It cannot be ignored that the world is freezing its butt off

1:26:12 and uh... of course this does not go well with the uh... global warming climate change theory and all the models so a couple things there is a bbc documentary of links to the torrent in that the show notes no agenda show dot com and uh... it is the the new president of the royal society And he, it's like an hour long. I started to pull clips from him and was like nah, just play the whole thing The whole thing is one big you're a denier and you deserve to die because your'e a denier are you crazy?

1:26:54 So of course it's hard not to deny the fact that it's pretty damn cold and in 2000 everyone was saying kids will never see snow again, and here we are 11 years later. And kids are seeing plenty of snow! Plenty of them. So lizards in New York and London snowed in the airports closed How does that work? So we go to? The computer full of crap so we go to the compromised ABC News Diane Sawyer tosses to Sam champion who is whenever there's something communicated like the new Madrid fault or which I also have some news on or the reason behind this incredible

1:27:31 uh... reversal of fortune we have we thought we were gonna have beachfront property nice and warm now we're freezing our ass off is that well it's it's like a refrigerator door opening john that's the reason sam champion has more hard to believe but the official into winter is still a couple of months away it's hard to believe this is diane sawyer programming you know not what millions of shivering americans want to hear after all those weeks of record-breaking storms in arctic air But while it may be cold comfort, experts now have some intriguing theories about what has been going on. And here's our ABC weather editor Sam Champion So very interesting listen to all the words that are being used Theories, hypotheses, experts This would fall under the category of Science! The science is in! So we have to give you an explanation because even regular folks

1:28:25 Who don't think about stuff are going hey when it's supposed to be warm? Oh, I'm gonna act Sam champion about that Three-quarters of the United States is frigid cold while the northern reaches of Canada and Greenland are experiencing temperatures 15 to 20 degrees above normal Scientists say it's the Arctic air normally locked in place. That's seeping down into America There's damn Canadians There's the letting their cold seep down on us again John. A little bit like opening a refrigerator and the cold air comes out an moves into the rest of the room It may have to do with the melting of the Arctic ice sheet What? I knew you would love this What?! Listen, i'll explain it then we will listen Because the arctic ice is melting

1:29:15 It's like opening a refrigerator door and then the cold from that melting ice flows down to us in the south. Downhill! That's all it is, downhill. It goes from north to south from top to bottom. Gentle Line shows here where the ice was in the 70s The white area where the ice is now. It's the jet stream that acts as a border between the Arctic air and the rest of the world, normally keeping the frigid air trapped near the North Pole Some studies now suggest that melting arctic sea ice is making cold zones warmer weakening the jets streams grip allowing colder air to spill down south Do you get it?

1:29:52 are you with me? yeah. Are you with me now? By the way, Sam Chambin I don't know his credits he looks like a guy who's in the gym all day long it doesn't look like he studying science it looked like he working out and working on his tan A recent hypothesis is that the heat coming out of the ocean is causing high pressure over the Arctic during the winter and that's what might be forcing that cold air down to the south. The result seems like these five powerful winter storms in the eastern US since December, that cold air colliding with warmer air producing blizzards in the northeast

1:30:28 ice in normally mild areas like Atlanta and then there's the cold. Temperatures since December 1st, 2010 have averaged below normal from Boston to New York City to Chicago and Minneapolis but even in New Orleans, Atlanta and Miami. And there may be very little good weather news look forward too we're already looking into the possibility that these Arctic intrusions may combine with other weather systems and make it even tougher spring storm season as well diane uh... thanks a lot sam people on underwear out that's right to talk to you yet that's the arctic intrusion the only buzzword i missed so it's everywhere cold jumps arctic fence stoking winter's fury so there is another words when the jet stream

1:31:21 you know, which shifts all over the place comes in blasts us it's like you know it comes down instead of going across Canada whatever it does at any given time that has that that's essentially a refrigerator door. It's everywhere John here chilly future for Britain with regular freezing winters if the Arctic continues to warm up scientists warn now what you didn't see, and please look at this video it's in the show notes obviously nojendashow.com when Diane Sawyer is introing Sam Champion there's literally a polar bear on an sheet of ice floating in the Arctic behind her

1:31:59 This is a bullshit photo most of the known fact that these the shot of the polar bear Is it one of two shots one? A very famous Photoshop job and The second one the curious bear that was that was that jumped onto one of these ice flows so he could examine what Was going on with a nearby ship, you know This is when they when you see the polar bear. You're looking at whatever you're seeing as a piece of propaganda Yeah presentation from the get-go and then nasa has uh... another cartoon one of those that you know they've said the science kid teaches you that it only hurts for a minute but the shot is good for ya so they have had they have um... climate kids global warming anna uh... i'd it's it is so abhorrent he actually say well let me get you should listen to a little bit of john here on this kind of play it from my climates dot nsa dot gov slash kids

1:31:21 you know, which shifts all over the place comes in blasts us it's like you know it comes down instead of going across Canada whatever it does at any given time that has that that's essentially a refrigerator door. It's everywhere John here chilly future for Britain with regular freezing winters if the Arctic continues to warm up scientists warn now what you didn't see, and please look at this video it's in the show notes obviously nojendashow.com when Diane Sawyer is introing Sam Champion there's literally a polar bear on an sheet of ice floating in the Arctic behind her

1:31:59 This is a bullshit photo most of the known fact that these the shot of the polar bear Is it one of two shots one? A very famous Photoshop job and The second one the curious bear that was that was that jumped onto one of these ice flows so he could examine what Was going on with a nearby ship, you know This is when they when you see the polar bear. You're looking at whatever you're seeing as a piece of propaganda Yeah presentation from the get-go and then nasa has uh... another cartoon one of those that you know they've said the science kid teaches you that it only hurts for a minute but the shot is good for ya so they have had they have um... climate kids global warming anna uh... i'd it's it is so abhorrent he actually say well let me get you should listen to a little bit of john here on this kind of play it from my climates dot nsa dot gov slash kids

1:32:57 It's scary! Ain't that something? So there is a polar bear, the same polar bear only he is animated sitting on a little piece of ice. And by the way, polar bears are expert swimmers. They're expert swimmers and it's been proven that they're not going into extinction their numbers are actually growing. Yeah their numbers are up! Their numbers... but listen Nobody wants to talk about that But listen to what oh well listen to what so there's a little fish swimming by this piece of ice with a polar bear looking really angry on it and here is the dialogue Hey enjoying the show? Excuse me I'm working

1:33:35 I know far south for a polar bear, ain't ya? Hey! Looks like your ace is melting. You don't say... Look my habitat is shrinking and I obviously fell asleep on the wrong iceberg What'd you say?! Now leave me alone while I calculate how to get home. Oooooohhhhhh! You're missing all the shooting stars!!! How horrible is this? Hey, you forgot to carry the nine! Uh-huh. Yeah look I had to swim for miles to find a chunk of ice to climb on. This is terrible Listen listen listen listen to this bit listen to this bit listen to this This is really unbelievable Uh huh yeah Look I had to swim for miles to find a chunk of ice to climb onto What'd ya say?! If don't get rest once in awhile I wont have enough energy to hunt my next meal Oh my god!! This what they're teaching kids

1:34:19 I won't have, because of the melting ice... ...I won't have enough energy to hunt for my next meal. What the F! Unbelievable Let me read you something okay? You got a minute? It's two paragraphs On Thursdays and Sundays i've got plenty of time for you John The Arctic Ocean is warming up Icebergs are growing scarcer in some places the seals are finding water too hot according to report from Commerce Department yesterday in Bergen, Norway. Reports from fishermen seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in the climate conditions and hitherto unheard of temperatures in the Arctic zone exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north is 81 degrees 29 minutes soundings to a depth of 3100 meters show that the Gulf Stream is still very warm great masses advice have been replaced by

1:35:07 Moraines of earth and stones, the report continued while at many points well-known glaciers have entirely disappeared. Very few seals and no whitefish are found in the eastern Arctic while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never been ventured so far north are being encountered in old seal fishing grounds within a few years it's predicted due to ice melt that sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable November 2nd 1922 by The Associated Press We're all... Are we gonna die or not? It's taking too long! Now how do we go from 1922 and the Ardegosian to the cold bull crap that took place in the 70s back to this same narrative. This was from 1922 people, this is a monstrous scam and I don't understand how anybody buys into it. That's it just take your meds and shut up that's all you need to do yeah it's a huge scam

1:36:12 It's a huge scam and the BBC documentary is actually it's a well-known series called BBC Horizon, and the title is Science Under Attack. Because people are attacking science. They don't believe in science anymore It's it's a it's a wonderful wonderful piece to watch Unfortunately, you will find it wonderful as an awakened person who listens to no agenda Not the way the makers intended it though makers Intended to tell you that you are stupid need to shut up and not question the science because the science is in or The sciences in Science

1:36:56 The CDC is doing something kind of frightening as we come up on the flu season again. They've been doing call-out research, John! Call out research from the Centers for Disease Control. We have a clip Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. We are conducting a nationwide study about childhood immunizations Would you please call us toll free at 1-866-999-3340 to let us know whether or not there any children living or staying in this household? The number again is 1-866-999-3340 Right right. I'll be calling right yeah, I'll be calling right away

1:37:38 We want to see if you've got children in your household and have you given them their shots. That's what that's about. That's the Centers for Disease Control checking up on you How are you doing? Wow, how are you doing? Yeah play that Nazi stuff again Holy crap Meanwhile What are the kids doing today in these states of Gitmo nation it is becoming a trend among teenagers and college students vodka Eyeballing Fox 41 Valerie Chin explains hey You got kids who can drink Are they vodka eyeballing no you know what this is Apparently they drink it like vodka through their eyeball. Correct, sir I should have played the ass John Clift putting vodka straight into your eye It's a dangerous dream that's gotta hurt This is bogus no man listen game with two things that don't mix and vodka in your eyes Bullcrap tons of proof

1:38:36 Teens and college students are finding a new use for vodka. It's called vodka eyeballing or vodka bawling. Seen in dozens of YouTube videos, instead of drinking vodka they're tipping back their heads and either taking the bottle or just a shot glass full... ...and they're pouring the vodka straight into their eyes! Oh this is bull crap! Some kids have dreamed this up just to fool the media All the kids are doing it John and we've got to stop them We've got like that gag you try to pull with the was shaving with butter. I don't know about this shaving with butter I never did that

1:39:13 Try it use butter instead of shave cream what happens you get a really great shave check it out. Tell me what happens, please Tell me tell me that's bad. You'll fight figure it out anyway as we close out the the biodiversity segment I just want to call out GE as incredible For their introduction of their new word eco imagination Yeah, what a bunch of douchebags Hey go man. You go imagine me a break please listen would somebody please we've got tons of people who? Who understand trading and markets We've got people who work in our audience who are you know work at Goldman Sachs it? We got people we got people to understand this stuff let's set up the carbon credit you buy a carbon credit and

1:40:04 and a member of the NOA Agenda listening audience will take a nap. Okay? Because it's so ridiculous, it just might work Yeah! It might. Nap for your environment. Nap for progress. Oh, nap for the future. Nap for the future. Now you're talking. Win the future with a nap We gotta come up with some good ones I like... A nap for the future kind of works yeah nap and live So if you want to transition I've got one map for humanity. Oh, I like nap for humanity Yeah We can we'll come up with something good someone will come up with a jingle too by the way We get a lot of jinglers. We got some because some really good jingles again Again, you guys are so awesome. Hey, we got this one. You heard this one yet before it's crime It's pre-crime

1:40:59 I don't know where we'd use it, but it's pretty funny. So uh...I got a blooper Oh, that's always fun. Now tell me if you I'm gonna just play the clip straight up and you tell me if You can find it in this clip Okay hold on oh for some reason my system is not like... It's on our local news station Here it is okay Six days after a teacher in Marin County disappeared police are now finally beginning to search for the 53 year old Police won't say why it's taken them so long to launch an investigation into the disappearance of Deborah Schitt Schmitt, teacher was declared missing after she failed to show up for work last Thursday at Terralinda High. She was apparently vodka balling

1:41:42 Deborah shit I Love it when it's on TV. Yeah, that is funny and then they try to play it off like that wasn't funny dude That yeah the other guy who is normally the sportscaster was these co-anchor and he was just not gonna yeah that did you give her the eye or anything? He's just like no nothing happened. No, but I didn't hear it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no didn't happen Uh-huh know what I didn't happen remember them that that traitor in Commodities trader in Gitmo Nation East who bought up all the cocoa Remember that? He was trying to corner the market on cocoa. Yeah, vaguely. Well guess what happened? May affect your sweet tooth! President-elect Alassane Ouattara has called for a month long ban on cocoa exports from the West African nation. Ouattara is the UN sanctioned winner of the country's November presidential election but... So there you go. UN sanctioned i.e. shill from the U.N., put in and he immediately cuts off all cocoa exports prices skyrocket

1:42:42 Good move. Think someone was in on that one? The UN is a corrupt operation, it's a criminal organization I'm convinced of it now and by the way I've got this clip here... What's the name of the people that live there originally? Slaves No, the people that were there before the slave traders showed up. The indigenous is the word I'm looking for. Slaves! Indigenous slaves? Okay well they're slaves now but why... Well they are slaves in this situation. I want you to play the Bolivians clip but why do countries like Bolivia or Peru for that matter even though you don't have Peru in this story Why are these people subject to the whims of the United Nations when it comes to their natural inclination

1:43:29 and traditions, and in this case we're discussing the chewing of the coca leaf which is a very healthy thing to do. It doesn't get anybody stoned or anything And I have actually been to Peru and been in the high in the Andes where everybody chews the leaves so you literally can't move You need to chew coca leaves to wander around at 14000 feet it's just not that easy I'm chewing them right now And the fact of the matter is you don't get a buzz or anything and it's a very traditional thing to do. The only reason they're chewing these leaves is not because they're addicted to them, just because their practical. So I play this clip and this was like a disgusting situation that Bolivians have to protest because the UN doesn't want him doing his practice! They want him to drop dead up in the high Andes

1:44:17 Indigenous activists in Bolivia have been holding a mass coca chewing protest as part of the campaign to end an international ban on the practice. Hundreds of people chewed the leaf outside the US Embassy in La Paz and other cities The plants used in the Andes is a mild stimulant against fatigue and hunger Our reporter Matija Kbica went to one of the protests Hundreds of indigenous Bolivians came to La Paz from many parts of the country and marched down to the embassy of the United States. They shouted, coca is not cocaine and sat on the ground for hours. If they were chewing on poppies it wouldn't be a problem. Coca is not cocaine that's the point let me get my story about I've tried this and I've used in high Andes and uh... lemme just give you an example I'm with a group of people I am probably the oldest guy in the group except for the people that live up in this little town there are a lot old timers out there but

1:45:19 Now was it, was this a press joker? Was this a press joker? I immediately gravitated to one of the old timers that had a big bag of the stuff. And they showed me how to chew it and what you do with in the rest so I chewed up and there's couple younger people there in their 20's. Eww nooo! It's addictive! I'm gonna die! You can't have this! I've heard its nothing you should be doing So they didn't chew okay...so we're walking around walking around and I swear to God these two people The 2 would refuse to chew the coca leaf We're just about to drop dead. right and it was just you have to meet the older guy wandering real rocketing past them you know trying to get you know it's a back-to-back i bet your like uh... we're going around there are no doubt that's what really it was used away to do that but they did these guys are bent over and we're talking about you have to walk a hundred yards bent over every ten yards bentover completely hold put their hands on their knees and breathing heavily trying to catch their breath

1:46:19 uh... jit and then they walk another ten yards the same thing it was just astonishing to me and the fact of the matters this is bull crap does this this ban on the practices that as though it's some sort of a you know these guys are all strung out coca is not cocaine so let me ask you this question In Afghanistan, CNN reports in a far-flung corner of northern Afghanistan Aziza reaches into a dark wooden cupboard rummages around and pulls out a small lump of something wrapped in plastic. She unwraps it breaking off a small chunk as if it were chocolate and feeds it to her four year old son Omar Dula It's his breakfast A lump of pure opium If I don't give him opium he doesn't sleep she says And he doesn't let me work

1:47:04 I bet it does knock him out of his fight. We give the children opium whenever they get sick as well, she says. I bet that's actually probably good. Pure opium probably does help you if your sick. It probably does if wouldn't hurt Oh this is part of Obamacare with no real medical care on these parts and the high cost of medicine all families out there know is Opium Yeah why don't the UN go in there and crack down? No way. This is good, we need to make more opium this is our business dude Yeah it's a pathetic situation It's our business we love it So you know what were doing last week? Daily has come in everything Chicago centric

1:47:41 i thought it was amusing with all this shit chicago centric news and the fact that of course rama manual who was not on the ballot one minute and in the next minute because as you know cuz he doesn't live in chicago has a living chicago but he wants to be mayor uh... they'd be quickly turn that around in may and understand is actually in the illinois constitution uh... it says specifically that if u uh... are a sitting senator or uh... official not the chief of staff or or ari emmanuel's brother that doesn't count

1:48:17 that you can come back after any period of time and be eligible for a position like that but not if he was not in office in Illinois. It's in the Illinois Constitution. Well, it's constitution schmonstitution! Exactly So let's play new TV show Oh noes hold on a second this sounds promising Let's do this. We're not gonna ride the city, we're gonna pick the cases that really matter How do I know if i can trust you? You don't need to worry about me. I'm terrified somethings gonna happen to you. This is about nailing a tough killer. Welcome to Zero Taunted. You disobey my explicit orders

1:49:06 Want to take on corruption, this is how it's done Chicago Code premieres Monday February 7th on Fox. Oh yeah, what's it called? 59 million people! Chicago code! Now playing on channel 33 Is that still the same promo? No, it's some other crappy promo. Wow! But did you notice there is a welcome to zero tolerance? Yeah. Shut up slave I love it. That's awesome good one yeah you know what's gonna suck oh I love it that's just amazing so we missed the big news story

1:49:52 Oh, oh wait a minute. Hold on a second. And now back to real news Oprah has a half-sister Yeah, well that's the real news story but this was a... That's good. You got me on that one I forgot about that one. That is the real news story What i love so much because you know Mickey who if I mean you met her before we actually were together and she was a different person then and I say hey you missed the big news story as it Oprah has a half-sister says oh how convenient right in time for the promotion of our new network among my baby I love you understand it so much told

1:50:30 Totally gets it. I think most of our listeners are on that level now hell yeah, hell Yeah absolutely So yeah, I know it's just and then go present tears and the whole thing what did we miss? What what big news story there is no meat in a Taco Bell taco But there is sawdust apparently Like really There's no meeting there Lawsuit filed in beef over Taco Bell meat quote-unquote apparently it's like 35% beef a 35 percent of the taco filling was Was a solid and just 15 percent overall as protein No, that was solid. How much meat was in there is like still mysterious It was sawdust I'm telling you it was sawdust That's all that it is its pathetic

1:51:23 What, what that people didn't know that or that it's actually true? Well that's actually kind of part of it. It's kinda pathetic that this went on for so long where is the FTC Where are all these agencies these great government agencies that Ron Paul wants to shut down for obviously good reasons they're not doing their job How does this go on its been going on apparently a decade where there's the meat is not meat and even enough percentage say as beef Where are these great government agencies that are supposed to be protecting the public because we have such great food in this country as Obama mentioned in his keynote or his State of the Union. Where is everybody? Somebody has to sue, in court! We don't need government agencies if that's how it's going to be done anybody could I mean That's if it's gonna just go to the court system. I mean this is unbelievable to me This is like the SEC and they'll and the Madoff thing

1:52:14 What, you know what good are they if they can't stop a guy who's ripping off 50 billion plus dollars? I mean we these agencies are useless. Keep going that's it And i'm actually in agreement with Ron Paul when he says we should shut down the department of energy What do they do the Department of Education somebody pointed out on one of these talk shows that the Department of Education We have one in the United States in canada there is no such department and all their kids come up with higher scores that our kids would know depart what his department education do it takes money from the states and then gives the money back to the states it's a huge scam why determines the curriculum which is that we just had does that really are about the animal crap that's the scary part of puts global warming crap into the books

1:53:06 and anti-Muslim propaganda into the books. Kids who listen to this show send it to me all the time, they scan their schoolbooks and say oh my god I can't believe it! The history of the Islam faith... And then it goes back like Muhammad and then it goes right up to World Trade Center 911 That's in the timeline of the Islam faith In actual school books It's crazy well i'll tell you where we're at where we're headed this is uh... uh... this may be kind of uh... laughs whereas that jaya jaya patel a bell jarred filling jaya peterley's felon uh... g a y a petaling jaya have no idea this has got to be it is i think this isn't african country isn't it it certainly does the country says more like an island the eighty-eight why a yeah the institute medical research

1:54:05 Oh, and near Bentong. Where's Bentong? What John don't you know this stuff who knows any of this who been I mean there's they keep changing the names of these places Here giant here it i'm looking at no Malaysia is no giant malaysia This is probably malaysia where bentong sounds malaysian. I don't know. I don't know either anyway the institution bang jaya which is in malaysia and could yet jaya is this is a bunch of get his future jaya peddling jaya angiota demons are jayak alana laya c rang jaya they're all in malaysian malaysia on this also city in bangladesh ok well this i think is malaysia the institute of medical research released six thousand genetically modified mosquitoes in a forest near bentong last month

1:54:55 to test their flight range and ability to survive in a fresh attempt by the government to combat dengue fever. And according to an IMR statement, the release was made December 21st, the experiment concluded on January 5th Of course people are little bit upset People think it's deplorable that the IMR chose to announce this release of genetically modified possibly infected mosquitoe A month after they've already done it The statement from the National Biosafety Board and pay attention human resources in Gitmo Nation, this is coming. The quote is it does not matter whether the public likes it or not. I like at least they're honest. Oh I love that! Like okay...I think we should be saying that here more often Yeah we should just say they should say that in Congress doesn't matter Doesn't matter where...Doesn't matter like it or lump it yeah like it or lump it just take a nap That's what y'all need to do

1:55:57 Take a little nap. Bath salts now illegal in Florida! Yeah Sales and possession of bath salt illegal, another no agenda first you heard about the kids getting high on the bath salts? It's okay because we'll just move right along We'll just move on to vodka balling And I got so... This vodka thing, this is bull crap! Who bought in? What network bought into this?! Can you imagine here just like suckering some bonehead at the network to try and take a shot glass of vodka. Then you throw it into your eye. Oh brother that's gotta hurt like hell

1:56:38 By the way, it's not just any old bath salt. It is only Route 69 White Rush Bolivian Bath Vanilla Sky and a few others I have...I don't have Oh! We have a video clip hold on a second oh this is cool we have a statement. They all sound like drugs Hold on we have a statement I think can I play this? How does this work? Let's see See if we can, this will be fun. Let's listen to this. Oh don't tell me I'll probably have a pre-roll first where is this coming from? That's interesting only one channel Vascular Associates LLC my god that's a horrible commercial with only the left channel that bad let see if the report is only 1 channel then lets see

1:57:20 Bath salts that go by the names Route 69, White Rush, Bolivian bath vanilla sky and many others were banned today. Many others? Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an emergency order this afternoon making it a felony to sell or possess the salt. A felony! No salt for you! News Channel 7's Erica Ray co-joins us live in our newsroom. Yes, Nisa Attorney General Pam Bondi called a news conference late this afternoon where she announced the filing of an emergency rule that will add substances containing MDVP which is the ingredient in bath salts to the schedule of controlled substances. Bondi was joined by Bay County Sheriff Frank McKeithen and other law enforcement officials

1:58:02 MdVP. That's bullcrap, you can't make an ex post facto law if I bought those bath salts last week before the law passed and I possessed them it wouldn't be a felony for me to possess them it's something I've been...it's in play you can't pass a law after the fact oh surely you are mistaken Mr. Dvorak because you are a stupid slave and need to shut up don't question the law take your meds FDLE commissioner Gerald Bailey and representatives Jimmy Patronus, Marty Coley and Brad Drake. Together they announced that due to... You should gotta see this video so they got the bath salt like tipped out on the table it looks like a big pile of coke. Well then if they're committing a felony

1:58:44 The side effects involved with substances containing MDVP, the state is filing the emergency rule. It's the emergency rule? Apparently the emergency rules supersedes everything else you've learned. Bondi says this will provide law enforcement with the tools necessary... Tools! Tools! ...to take dangerous substance off of shelves and protect the abusers from themselves and others She went on to say these drugs are dangerous and should not be confused with any type of common bath product Oh Sure looks like a bath. Tools! We need some more tools So I got so many, i'm not gonna get into it but I got so many emails about the salt conversation we had and uh... actually not salt but sodium Sodium yeah I know right? It's only forty percent of sodium chloride Yeah I've got a million of them But uh... I did like the uh... so basically that uh... it's like sugar you know just instead of saying salt or say sodium chloride are you clipping your nails again

1:59:39 That's funny, sounds like it but no I'm doing this. Are you bored? Am i annoying you or something? No just something that I am doing. Okay well do it quietly. So people pointed out a lot of sodium that should be reduced I.e., monosodium glutamate, MSG would be good if that was reduced although we don't think the government means that. Sodium bicarbonate probably also in our food should be reduced baking soda seems on the a sodium hydroxide is definitely one we don't want in our food

2:00:21 That's caustic soda, better known as lye. Yeah there is actually a little soda in the coffee drink kava to neutralize the acid they actually use sodium hydroxide And how about sodium thiopenta? Isn't that the truth serum? No, that's the... yeah. That'll send you right to the land of the truth! I think it is the sodium they inject if they're going to kill you by lethal injection Oh okay which i think is also a truth serum They just give you more It's the ministry of Truth Wow, I didn't know that. Is it? I thought there was sodium pentothal. Uh...I think there's a bunch of these. There are-there is a variety of them. Yes, sodium pentothal is the main one for truth serum but I think this thing is related or its similar to something I read was reading about this once couple years ago and it's vague to me now. Apparently Ohio is switching its lethal injection drug to one typically used to euthanize animals following a worsening shortage at the original drug

2:01:22 Yeah, this shortage thing is kind of annoying. Apparently they only can get it from China where they make it in high quantities apparently and put it in the baby formula which they shipped to us. Anyway so we don't need to go back to the topic other than just pay attention to the words people use that's all and talking about policing play this clip in general let's listen to this clip on weird gang report and there's a couple of I don't know, maybe it's just a poor presentation or they misread the teleprompter. I'm not absolutely sure but it actually makes no sense as a protest going on in Oakland by gangs at least one gang in particular about anti-gang

2:02:08 kind of legislation, local legislation that allow the police to pick up gang members more easily. Youth groups demanding more city programs and less police enforcement showed up at Oakland City Hall today to fight a proposed injunction against members of the Norteño Gang. City Attorney John Russo and police are pushing for the legal maneuver to curb crime in the city's Fruitvale District That injunction would allow cops to arrest gang members involved in any type of illegal activity Protesters say it gives police too much license to racially profile people of color. They're also calling for an end to the city attorney's temporary gang injunction already in place in North Oakland So let me here's the sentence that has me baffled Okay It allows police To arrest anyone involved in illegal activity Right

2:02:59 Well, don't they have this anyway? I mean what do you mean it allows them to arrest people involved in illegal activity. I don't understand it myself Okay, I just want to make sure wasn't me quick trip around Gitmo Nation everybody We have Gitmo nation east a lot of interesting things happening Police now standing outside of clubs as the human resources try to enter the club they scan their money and their other possessions for traces of drugs if it's found they lock you up, they take you away. All the money has traces of drugs? Of course it does It is a known fact They've also started tagging bottles of alcohol with a marker Now where was this tracing drug thing? Gitmo Nation East Britain all the money has traces of drugs that's the joke of it

2:04:01 Well, I can open... They just want to shut down. They're trying to get people in England stop going out Here's the uh this is in Kent Armed with mobile trace that's a GE device by the way You know GE that's the guy who our president just appointed head honcho of all things competition And economics? GE. Armed with mobile trace and itemizer trace detection units, and supported by drug dogs Kent officers set up posts at local hotspots with full cooperation of their owners and require testing for narcotics as a condition of entry! We scan you slave! What?! Yeah they're scanning the kids to see if there's any drugs... It's like if you've been in contact with explosives only this is for drugs. Oh that's unbelievable

2:04:51 It's pre-crime is what it is. Yeah, totally pre-crime I'm actually stunned that the people of Great Britain put up with this in the way that they do You know we never mentioned Dvorak.org slash NA or... No, no, that's bad ChannelDvorak.com slash NA That's bad That's very bad. Well we can do it at the end of the show which is nigh. Oh and one other, let me just finish the Gitmo Nation roundup because there are some interesting stuff. Gitmo Nation fjorded Norwegian police seeking information on two bloggers took data from 7000 accounts so there is no privacy there China, Gitmo Nation Kung Fu plans a new mega city 42 million people will live in this megacity

2:05:39 Wow. Yeah, that's... You know they have a bunch of these moribund, these kind of dormant cities that they're waiting to put people into? This is the one it was the ones we talked about yeah It's actually quite interesting I'd love to get a tour of some of these places before they're actually populated you know this morning i got a skype call from Eli Roth my uh my friend who's director he does well known for his horror movies He's out in In China he's been there for two months and he's filming a movie with RZA but the man with the iron fists like Lucy Liu and Russell Crowe and stuff in And he's like, you know Everything is great here. They got like 700 people a day on the set 700 people didn't make it all the wardrobe by hand this is amazing country But he had regular internet through a VPN

2:06:28 That sounds right. Yeah, he's just like oh you know it sucks a little because we are going through VPN but you know I can get everything i want and get to the great wall of firewall of Chinese at somewhere near Shanghai I guess He told me I forgot Well I'm surprised these movie guys haven't done a deal with China to use these moribund cities These... Right as sets No I think that's close I think if he did this movie in the United States, now granted it's a kung fu movie so it kind of makes sense to do with there. It would have cost him ten times as much. Shanghai is the new Toronto for the movie business but he says that happy endings in Shanghai are not so happy That was the basic message What does that mean? I guess the hookers are no good Eli you gotta know Eli

2:07:21 uh... of course we had this a horrible and i think that it hasn't been used against us yet but as horrible obama explosion in uh... in the moscow airport now uh... there was at our rivals not at departures and not at the i don't know what the but you know if this is going to be more scanners for everybody uh... it's going to be used against us whatever it sounds really bad would happen there and give money shimba bushka um... we have I did Down Under. Borscht? Borscht, right. Gitmo Nation pickled herring that's Denmark the government there is telling their slaves that they will be raising the age that you can go with take your pension or retire to 71 Wow! That's pushing it. There ya'go, 71 I tell ya'. Yeah we're good that's gonna happen here and i discovered something very interesting

2:08:24 uh... now you are quite religious about calling yourself john c dvorak yeah is there a particular just ask for the particular reason for that as a light it's just a uh... well for one thing this four writers named john to vorac at right and each one of them is different in they have a different mill initial and its when it's a good point differentiate and also uh... i think it just sounds better and i like it look like the looks of it better and i'd like everything about it So I think, your middle name is Charles. It's computer. Right my middle name is Clark so I'm Adam Clark Curry and I believe that... Actually that's a good sounding name it is I believe I have to move towards using my full name and I'll tell you why Adam Clark Curry yeah uh I think I have to move towards using the full name or at least the middle initial

2:09:17 Now, Mickey and I have decided we want to move out of here for a number of reasons. One it's expensive two and you know that we live now on the support of the show and I got my daughter... It doesn't matter is expensive and i think probably now compared to year ago we can get something maybe even bigger for less money So we're looking around. That will continue? Yes, that will continue and we don't mind moving around from year to year that's okay We're nomads like that And it's good I want it but we do agree at least for the time being we have to live in milieu

2:09:56 of Los Angeles because it's important for the show. You would agree, right? I mean you got to be up there in kind of northern Silicon Valley for your work and that's important for the show if i live... Well that's also important for Mickey if she wants to get a job as an actor she need to be in the milieu She actually said that she would be prepared to move to Montana or Australia if uh... straddle you know she might get work there idea that she can work anywhere but the blood montana no she's not getting a job their forget it but thats the so well as beside the point um... so uh... now we got this place as you know this is a former house was used by vivid entertainment sir for porn movies and uh... the uh... landlord landlady is uh... definitely of dubious nature

2:10:43 and she did not do a credit check when we said we want to rent this place. She just gave me my deposit, and you're good to go So if you want to rent the place particularly these days You get a credit check Now what do we know about Adam's credit? Adam has no credit It's been destroyed somehow and uh... and i'm like you know that i'm freaking out because like they would we want to move but act if i get a credit check it's like i did not for everything literally at the even southwest airlines keep sending me all get our credit card that i keep getting denied i don't need one as i like i like living on cash but do you know if you wanna get a house and unless you wanna somehow magically pay year in advance then you had gotta have reasonable credit check

2:11:25 So, I do one of those request my credit report and i start looking at what's going on because I need to fix whatever is wrong. I have a credit score of almost 800! Like what? What?! And that's like outstanding credit right yeah turns out if I use the name Adam Clark Curry it's all good if I use the name Adam Curry there's like a huge lockdown, it's like grab the guy and put him in handcuffs. This may relate back to the terrorist attacks. Exactly! It does relate back to when I was denied entry into the country for over a year and had to go through secondary or inter-territorial screening process and they would never tell me what was going on other than that some evil Adam Curry apparently in Oklahoma

2:12:12 I thought it was in the Dakotas. No, that was Oklahoma but now you look at the credit report so it has my previous address in New Jersey from 20 years ago no I'm sorry 12 years ago but then it has an address in Florida and an address in upstate New York to I mean I got real problems with my identity When did you live in upstate New York? I didn't! I never lived there, never lived in Florida but it's on my credit report and that of course because of the evil Adam Curry which is why have to start using Adam Clark Curry on everything. In order to move freely in this Gitmo nation It's weird right? Yeah it is weird...I mean I thought everything over the social security number was gonna clear all this up No no it doesn't

2:13:03 so yeah you have an enviable credit rating 800 is like it's a 7-year-old here take the take the Lamborghini right now anyway just a quick note on the earthquake machine we have a dry wait a minute wait a minute hold on before you leave this topic do you want to be called Adam Clark Curry I think and with Adam Clark curry i think i have to move to that well you don't have to be called that on as your show business name but I'm not in show business anymore What do you, oh. I mean- What about the show? This is a show! It's a show business! I'm in the truth business. Oh... Well ya have to kind of uh Adam Clark Curry it has a ring to it

2:13:46 Adam Clark I'm Adam Clark Curry good morning everybody yeah you sound like a bogus BBC guy the science is on. Adam Clark Curry and in Nepal Adam Clark Curry has a report thank you John C Dvorak, I am Adam Currie here in Nepal where we are currently experiencing the Mauve Revolution Alright everyone in British Columbia today is not the real big one. It's just a drill for a dry run in case you get the big one that's the earthquake machine test and For those of you following the new Madrid or as we say, Madrid Which I have said probably were going to have an earthquake there in May That's when they're gonna turn it on The FEMA people

2:14:33 have sent out an RFI, a request for information for pre-packaged commercial meals and hydration supplies for disaster relief. So I don't know how does that work with the drill? You know just like... Pointless! But they're actually asking for like millions of prepackaged meals Why?! Because i think they're going to turn on the earthquake machine there Well It seems pretty sketchy. I saw this report too and i'm going, wow! Well did you see the RFI? It's on our official website it's an official FEMA request for information or do you just think they want to know what its gonna cost because they need to have this stuff ready Oh that is an interesting idea. Scam instead of doing their real work put out a RFI then uh... or RFP for all matters and get them look at prices

2:15:25 That's a cheap ass way to do research. I like it! It could be, that's a good one actually. I hadn't thought of that one Yeah Alright, uh...I see you have um... Science in schools? Do we need that or is that...? Nahh, its not important. Alright Then uh... Just talking about the fact that the matter is that You know these science tests came out and showed everyone was an idiot But California apparently is right at the bottom on this list What happened to California Well, apparently everyone loves the new taxes Jerry Brown wants to put on us. That's what the Ministry of Truth is saying. Everyone is all for it! Oh yeah people...the general public from my experience over the years LOVES being taxed Yeah we love it 41% say let's do it now Jerry We love you for it

2:16:16 We're already paying 10% income tax here, in addition to our 35%, uh... federal tax. Oh well So I will do an end of show clip which is m4gw a fine cover of the monkeys. I'm a believer Him the song is called. I'm a denier Currently in heavy rotation on the no agenda stream once again remind people to help us out with the contribution to Dvorak org slash na and no agenda donation page if you haven't don't know it Check it out. Noagendashow.com also has a link to that and channeldvorak.com slash NA And we'd appreciate it. And just take a look at all the great stuff you get for besides this show two times a week, You get the no agenda stream with all of its interactivity and the show notes

2:17:06 and uh... lots of love from people nation west and you also get to the kind of information and insight that allows you to annoy all your friends and relatives and relative until they turn you in did it now issue so enjoyer denunciation will talk to you on sunday i'm adam currying give my nation west uh... peoples republic of southern california a and then there is a leak on valley where spring has sprung Or so it seems. It's a bluff I'm John C DeVore. We will talk to you again for early morning service Sunday right here on no agenda I thought the poles were melted like a fondue

2:17:59 I was a greeee-wee, heheheheh. I hated SUVs, heheheheh. I used to cringe when cows would cut the cheese! Then I checked the facts... Now I'm the denier! We can all relax The plan is just fine It was all a hoax! I'm the denier The world's not on fire it's just a lie It turns out global warming was just a Ponzi scheme. Seems the more lies they told, the more money they got They got Nobel Prizes! Hey hey hey hey And an Oscar too! Hey hey hey hey Seemed like there was nothing we could do Then came Climategate I'm a denier There is no debate it was all a hoax

2:19:09 I'm a denier, Will's not fired It's just a lie Well alright The science is in! They got Nobel Prizes Hey hey hey hey And an Oscar too Hey hey hey hey It seemed like there was nothing we could do Then came Climategate Now i'm a den- There was no debate it was all a hoax

2:19:53 I'm the denier, the world's not on fire it's just a lie and then keep climbing! I'M THE DENIER! I'M THE DENIER! YEAH! I'M THE DENIER! YEAH! I'M THE DENIER! FUCK! The science is in! SCIENCE