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00:00 Any cute girl in a rush is KGB. Possessing 50% of bryvic sickness here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where i am waiting for Godot, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's crackpotting buzzkills! In The Morning! I pretty much know all your openings from four... I've never said waiting for the dough. Yes, definitely! I said waiting for the dough last time Big difference Oh is that it? Well it's official John It's official It IS official That what? Well when it comes to... That presidential candidates are douchebags? No When it comes to lone wolves

01:01 You know, the Anders Breivik is still on trial. They're trying to figure out if he's sane or insane This is the guy who killed 70 people in Norway and bombed government buildings Yeah pre-crime guy Figured that kids are all going to become evil doers so he killed them in advance Yeah, I like the symbolism of the pre-crime is good. So bryvexanity is key to his ongoing trial Why? Well that well could well tell you why because That's what it does that determines whether he goes to jail for 20 years or whether he goes into an institution and Here it is He has Asperger's and Tourette's

01:48 What a combination! So I've got 50% I only have a little bit more to go. I thought your charest is gonna be gone after the voodoo doctor punched you with a blanket or wet noodle or something It's not a wet noodle. It will, I have faith. Hey that's no wet noodle! Right... Let's get it all started on nice and happy note this morning John. For a healthy balanced news diet try NoAgendaShow.com From Nabisco

02:33 So Jeff Smith checks in once again with another awesome jingle. That's a good one, we can use that. I like it! It makes people feel good. Exactly they just get it all set up and then they get our news analysis and then they go home you know normal No, we'll play it at the end of the show again too. So then oh yeah I have an end of show clip you can play right after that is perfect so when you're all when you're all bummed out and Freaking out about what's happening in the world don't just uplift your spirit with a happy happy joy Joy jingle from sir Jeff Smith Thank You Sir Jeff We know you're out there. We know you're out there Oh man

03:15 Well, how interesting was it that we had a conversation about Ron Paul and his loyalty to his constituents and his possible running interference in a Huckabee sort of way for Romney. And what was it? 36 hours later all of the sudden Rand Paul comes out and endorses Mitt Romney this is very interesting Yeah, yeah. Was it a shock to anyone? I don't think so. Oh well if you've been reading...yeah! It was it was a big shock to a lot of people not the people who listen to No Agenda because they heard it. I don't think anybody that's on our show is shocked in the least. I wasn't. But that's my point we were like there are all kinds of stuff going on here and I said hey something happening in alternative land

04:08 And then this comes out, but if you look at the people who don't listen to our show. Oh my goodness people I mean now it's got it done so bad now that people are saying I have not heard from Ron Paul in 72 hours He's probably been kidnapped and You know it rained the theories range from the kidnap theory too He's trying to get Rand Paul in as a Trojan horse, which I'm like... Oh that's a good one. ...I don't think that really works that way. I don't see what good it is going to do but universally the Ron Paul camp is... I think universally they hate Rand Paul right now They think he's a traitor You know? He has betrayed his father It's pretty interesting to see

05:01 I don't understand. I think it was ill-timed, and he didn't need to do it at all. Let's just be clear you do not have to endorse anybody? No, you don't have to endorse anyone. What is the point of this? Romney is in! Is it possible that if you really did the math on this that Romney isn't really in and they needed Nudge well it certainly tipped him over the edge. That's for sure and what I found interesting or egregious as a as a Ron Paul supporter since 2008 is What Jesse Benton and now you know now everyone's hating Jesse Benton of course

05:49 He's the campaign manager. He says we're going to respectfully show that our people are here, talking about the convention in Tampa and We're the way to the future and we're here to work with people And we're here to play ball. We're going to continue to fight for ideas moving forward but we're going to be very respectful at the convention Which is kind of the opposite of what the Ron Paul movement does. We stand up for things and to say we're going to be respectful basically means shut up and play along with the program that I found to be like whoa you know, but of course we haven't heard from...we actually haven't heard from Ron Paul Oh he'll run Paul back his son! We already know that from listening to Tarpley information

06:39 Right, but he hasn't done it yet and it's been three days now. Maybe the son went off half-cocked you know just did it when he shouldn't have a time He was bad to dad said not to do it now And I don't worry I will say kids can be morons and so he did it and then now that old man is gonna let him twist in the wind for a few weeks Hey kid sit on your own... You burned your britches sit on it That's possible Um, hmm. Whatever the case will it'll shake out as funny that reaction was that would have I got it's funny? I don't even know that by the way because that wasn't look good looking in that direction and I am actually kind of surprised by it but again we It's funny how this shows perspective

07:28 which is more realistic than what you get on the mainstream media, kind of blinds you to some of the crazy crap that goes on. Yeah, oh yeah that's true well I will say though that the series of events which i noticed on May 10th may tenth Ron Paul remember he had a breakfast with... Oh right right we pointed out that breakfast was a big deal With Ben Bernanke and wouldn't say what it was about The next day He says, okay we're not going to campaign in any more states. Then he's basically quiet and then Rand Paul does this so that you know was he threatened? That's possible by it is You know I agree it as possible but I think he was presented with some information By Bernanke people that he actually other people that he respected As to how there's something what's going on Well let's explore this for a second wait a minute So he was presented some information

08:28 And why would that stop his career? Let's give me an example of how this kind of works. When Ronald Reagan first got in office, he was going on and on about the evil empire. He just was shaking, rattling his sword over Russia. Then he went to one of the first presidents for a while that went to Russia and hung out. And he came back and he was mum about the evil empire never used the term again and of course after he got out, Bush got in the whole thing fell apart. I went to Russia during a period before the fall of communism just so it was still communist country

09:12 And when you go there for the first time, it's a jaw-dropper. It's like this evil empire is fraud! It's dead in the water. It's a mess. It's horrible I think i've mentioned this on the show before...I went to Moscow in 1988 This was right at Reagan's term Right and before our hero David Hasselhoff broke down the wall Because we know Hasselhoff had everything to do with that. The Hoff And this was for the Moscow Music Peace Festival, and it was communist Russia. I remember we had the 17 camera video truck We had Westwood one with five area code... What's Long Island? 517 or something but you know Long Island dial tone You just pick up the phone and you could just dial as if you're calling from Long Island

10:08 And in the hotel, if you wanted to make a phone call you had to bribe the lady with the mustache in the hallway 24 hours in advance with toilet paper and tuna rolls. Every floor of every hotel had a little lady in there? Yeah with one phone With one phone. You were supposed to constantly be giving her gifts? Yeah, tuna fish and toilet paper rolls. Well I know... I brought you know what was a big hit candy bars I was told to bring but the other one that really paid off because it when it was easy to pack small little hot wheels those little cars. Hot pockets!

10:47 Here you're ready with the draw that's good. No little hot wheels and then you give them they would give apparently They were just bright and right up because I guess it was a great gift to get to their grandchild Now see my I had a manager that Lieber Krebs They they manage Aerosmith, but they also managed the Moscow Circus remember that when the Moscow circus came to America was touring around right which was a pretty pathetic circus I have to say the Bears had like you know bald spots on them. They're all up as though stitches And so, you know, they knew it. They said, okay, whatever you do, you never ever talk to any girls that are all KGB. Okay. KGB check got it and what you gotta take is toilet paper rolls and tuna fish. They love it anyway. So of course I'll take toilet paper because the toilet paper there's more like wax paper. What toilet paper? You had toilet paper in your room. I didn't have any toilet papers. It was like newsprint stuff if you use they will all do with smears things. You couldn't use it. You had to bring your own rolling toilet paper. Smear

11:47 And then they had a... His soap bars were like the smallest, smallest souvenir soap. That's right. Used! But it was used. So Reagan went there and came back and that was the end of his complaining because he knew it was over. Everyone did. I think that Ron Paul was given similar sort of tour like look here is what going to happen this not good So, okay. He's calmed down But what- I don't think he was threatened It doesn't make sense that he'd be threatened because he's old enough that he would come out and discuss the threats He wasn't like Ross Perot who i think was threatened And then went out Because he still had a business Now that I think about it, I think Santorum was probably threatened Cause he just went away man That dude just disappeared He's gone Have you heard a peep from Santorum? Yeah there were something other day but it wasn't anything important

12:41 But yeah, he could have been. So what kind of data could it have been then? What would make Ron Paul... Either financial information or maybe the Fort Knox is filled with tungsten. I said, Ron listen man we'll let you go look at it okay but then you really got to stop okay and when you see that there's nothing there you might as well just not say it Or maybe the thing is filled with gold, who knows? I mean whatever the case was he was...I think he was shown or something happened there. I think the Bernanke meeting is key Something happened there and I'll agree with you that I don't think he was threatened But everything stopped right after that! Boom! Everything He was showin' up, he was showing the light as it were Yeah You know here's the deal You can go on in your merry way if you want or you got this And by the way we will take care of Rand for ya Right We'll hook him up

13:35 Well he's not, I don't think he's going to be vice president. I think that's uh you know that's what everyone is saying now. Rand Paul? Yeah! That's what they're all saying is he's doing this to become vice president which if I were asked of course I'd say yes but I wouldn't want to be vice president it's like a bogus job They have to give...if they really want to win for sure and have a reason other than rigging the election they have to get Florida guy in the Latino. Rubio? Rubio, yeah I keep hearing Mitch Daniels Yeah i know i do too but rubios the winner, Rubio is a guy that will win the election he can win the election single-handedly He's got the charisma he'd be a good president if anything happens or they continue even though i don't think they're going to do very well and maybe that's his fear

14:22 It depends on what he thinks of the potential of the economy still in the toilet is going to remain so through at least one term of Romney's Presidency, so oh, so you're on board with me now. You're onboard with Romney that He's gonna be the next president well. You know I'm maybe I'm but let's have a coat get a couple things straight I have said recently that Obama is probably looks like he's gonna win the election I have predicted if you recall some time back that it was going to be Romney and If you remember, it's in the book. I predicted Romney before this whole thing started and then the only mistake i made was I predicted Perry that was going to be the vice president You can't forget that I said Romney, Perry, Romney, Perry No but then you went back and said oh its a shoe-in Obama is gonna be reelected That's also in the book

15:12 That's all, no I didn't put that in. No of course not! Because now you think that I'm a... You know that again? No this is not the blame game. Just what your blaming me for making the observation that I'm not gonna even continue this conversation. What I think now.. I don't know exactly how... Huntsman should be the vice president. I don't know exactly how it works But I have a feeling that you predicted something about horse racing which came true with this. Explain this again, because you started on this horse of course we think we have a general thesis that all professional sports no matter what it is rigged

15:54 uh... but you were saying that i am that is not a high and look at it now really the load as really this small games like in absinthe low-level boxing but they're very high high and yeah with a lot of money my my was a lot of money effective over on saturday yesterday the biggest boxing match in the world took place with an upset Manny Pacquiao lost to Timothy Bradley and the betting line had to make people a ton of money. And, of course now they're going to have a rematch which will make another ton of money in pay-per-view I mean it's why would you not do this? If you could if you could do it So explain what you had said several weeks ago about horse racing and then this horse that

16:33 Isn't gonna that won't run or whatever somehow you predicted the game was as follows They it in the big triple crown we haven't had a triple crown winner forever Which actually if you start thinking about it because they used to have them all the time Makes no sense But but it makes sense from a betting perspective because if you can get a horse that looks like is going to win The Triple Crown the odds skew way out of control and favor of that horse and And so what you try to do is get a horse to win two of the triple crowns and then lose to a long shot in the last race by either Drugging the horse or fixing that somehow. I don't know how they do it ginger up the ginger up his butt It's what I've always heard there's all kinds of things you can do yeah, whatever the case Hot pockets uncomfortable So anyway

17:28 Yeah, so they and then what you do is you get a you get a ringer in there And the lot one of the races that you want to win and if yeah The one I remember is Barbaro. Oh, it thought It was a triple crown or so as the second race where they were their horse with the fastest horse in the world Essentially wins the first race ridiculously with unbelievable length There was like he almost lapped the field and then the next race thing his one gate opens by itself that It just opens. Right early and then one horse runs out and breaks his leg because it was a way to wait hold on we can't be running all right so so then that long shot wins, and so then So what you run into with this time they had that They had to get rid of this horse cuz I guess they wouldn't play ball and lose the race So somebody came in You know they kneecapped him or something so he got injured somehow magically And it had to be pulled from the race oh yeah

18:19 And so then, you know some obscure horse won which was the horse designed to win for the big money. So it's a betting but you can get big odds and get a lot of money. So what is time for once again? Because I follow all of the European news and read a lot about it. I speak some of the languages and read several others and use Google Translate to help me along But while the Eurozone, the United States of Europe is teetering on the brink at the tipping point. Use whatever you want We have in progress now Euro 2012 John

18:54 Euro 2012 very exciting. Soccer? Yes, this is the... And by the way I want to give you props even though we're not here just compliment each other. To play each others skin flute yes. For predicting these matches beautifully. Right now I've been pretty right on in the past and based on socio-economic reasons... Based on, oh right not by based on anything no doesn't even know how the game is played No i do know that's 11 players on each team and I know how it works if you go into overtime and uh and I never watch a game I only watch the final match or maybe there's a semi final and The Netherlands is in it where I come from but first of all very interesting

19:39 to see, because you know the Netherlands was going to be playing Denmark and this was supposed to be a shoe-in. You know this was supposed to be easy and you have to understand with the national teams then even the players that are playing at Chelsea or Bayern Munich different European teams they all come together and they play on their own home country's team so we had some pretty strong players And I say we, there you go. And of course the Dutch get so into this and it's necessary This is why socio-economic who wins is very important You know people are painting their houses orange, they dip themselves in orange paint It's just a bonanza of orange that being the national color of The Netherlands and everyone's like oh this gonna be great! You know because we're getting screwed by the elites The ESM is going to tap our bank accounts We got austerity but we're gonna win Euro 2012

20:35 And Denmark beat them. Beat them by 1-0 and even the Danes were like, holy crap we beat him I can't believe that! So now this... and they're doing sudden death this year I've been reading up now so the Netherlands has to win in the next two games in order to advance to the next round but I think it's now time and I've set up a little discussion tree at euro 2012 go to a John now if you don't mind euro 2 0 1 2 dot curry.com and This is where everyone can participate there's a little comment link next to each Country that is still in the game, and you can click on that And you can you know basically say here's why I think this country will or would not win? And I'm not ready to make a prediction yet. I mean of course well the list is still quite big we have at least what 12 14 teams left and

21:27 But everyone's kind of on board with not about how the guys play, but which country would benefit the most from winning based upon the elitist who control these matches? And let me give you my thoughts right now. I'm not ready to make a prediction yet First of all, the Netherlands would be great for them because the slaves there are so stupid. You can go in and rob their house if they win Euro 2012 They were like hey you want my bike again? Here take it! They just give it to ya It would be great for The Netherlands and they're on...it's a Tinder box right now. The government has fallen

22:07 Austerity measures are kicking in, people are unhappy. There's a huge racism problem with Muslims... big problems! So Tinderbox would be great for the Netherlands On the other hand... By the way Yes It's CZECH Republic not Czech it's not like a banking deal I'm sorry it's uh..I'm an idiot Let me change it right now See yeah, it's important. It's got to be right CZ ECH see what I put check like checkmate C Z e What is it CH? CH okay fixed

22:56 I go on the Netherlands, just off the top of my head I say Spain for sure. No no no no no! Okay well your logic on this seems to always trump mine so what is it? The countries that are lost are lost thats what Im thinking. So you think Spains out? Well you know what actually Im thinking Because there is no union really. I mean, now Germany...I feel if Germany wins that's the beginning of World War 3 and everyone will freak out. Right? Now I will say that someone posted in there it was actually a pretty good post let me bring it up here Germany, I see it differently. Germany needs to know the world loves them because they're going to have to merge their economy with a bunch of basket cases at least they have to feel appreciated or else they'll start World War 3 so i thought that was an interesting take but no I don't think germany can win That would be a problem but if this is pure you know its money that makes it win obviously Im thinking Russia has a really good shot just to show that Putin will put everything he's got into this Everything hes got

23:57 Just to make just to make it come true for Russia justice. I just a show and I would take the Ukraine you take Ukraine There is something going on with Russia though, and you know right now UEFA which is the organizing body? Has charged the Russian Soccer Association with improper conduct by its supporters who were harassing the Czech players Were they bullying them? Yes, bullying. They were verbally abusing Czech defender Theodore Selassie who was black which... So right now I'm thinking Russia might actually do something.

24:40 But you was why do you choose Ukraine? Why does Ukraine need the win what's it gonna Do for them well I think Ukraine is the most corrupt of all these countries So they win so they could their gambling interests can win. I think there sometimes just some of that involved mm-hmm and And there's a thing going on with the Russians always stemming the Russians are always going at each other I mean, let's look at the ones who can't win England No, they got to do the Olympics. That's their gift. France? No way! Sweden right now and Spain you already kind of... Croatia why?! Germany won't win I don't see there's nothing Denmark has nothing going on. Netherlands is already out. Portugal is a possibility. No, no, no, no, Netherlands is not out. Netherlands uh I'm still thinking Netherlands is the one that they want to win. Netherlands got a lot of money

25:26 They need a lot of money to flow into the other banks. And by the way, if you look at these national teams, you know who sponsors these teams? Banks! This is no joke. Banks sponsor these teams. You got the ABN AMRO... It's getting to be like rollerball. Roller... it's no different from roller derby. I think we need to spice it up a bit. We just need, you know, if you miss a goal then you get shot by drone or something that would make it little more exciting Now Greece of course no way because Greece is already done you know it's over with and we're not going to get... And also well if Greece on June 17th when they go to vote, if they vote take more lashings and bail out the banks instead of just saying screw you bankers then they could be back in the game.

26:15 Then they could be back. It's just too early to call the field is too bright. Well, let's put it off and then we'll talk about this in a few. All right. When we get down to the second or third round before we thank our executive producers for this episode something new that I've reminded myself And I am, uh, have put in my little work notes here. I want to thank the previous episodes artist because this is something that we for some reason you know the show's over your done show notes are published and then you kind of forget about it but then the artist idea even though the artist always gets a credit The artists never gets really credited on the show because it shows over by the time we choose the arts so Last episode's art, which was episode 415 with the douche book art was Thorin and we thank him very much for making that. And of course you can always go to noagendaartgenerator.com It's a snappy one to remember Noagendaartgenerator.com and you can participate there. Also look at some other great art that wasn't chosen but is still awesome to look at

27:18 Yeah, we've got great artists. Okay well we do want to thank a few people that we got two three executive producers and two associate executive producers that came in the help us on show of 416 and And two of the executive producers are instant night's tonight Including Ryan Bemrose out of Everett, Washington. Boeing country who came in with a thousand dollar donation. Hi John and Adam no numerology here just straight value for value listeners since show 33 Adam is the best investigative reporter in the business. Normally I'd edit that sort of thing out, but with a thousand dollars? I have no choice Would you put yeah, I wish my mom were still alive. I would send the clip of that And John brings this show extensive knowledge about everything except technology now if your mom were alive She'd love to hear that wouldn't she

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32:30 You know it could be I don't see anything. No that nothing's been changed It's a I've got it kind of fixed okay, no it's probably the Skype connection Yeah, yeah they didn't gonna last forever is it for sure no and we have no real plan good backup system Maybe there was that cute come doesn't work And there's other stuff. I don't know I mean right We tried to other things that kinda sound okay hmm? We just have to hope for the best I mean Skype has some serious problems in the future. Microsoft's gonna have hell to pay, although i still believe they're going to just do the old two-tier. You want a little better? Yeah you want a better? Old Skype connection give us 100 bucks! I always have to laugh where at that point in history with technology can do it all

33:17 But if only Apple TV came out, then everything would change. And I see all these blog posts about how it's all gonna work and independent we can do it and it'll all be streamed you won't need your cable box." People really don't understand how the money works in that business yet. They really don't understand this. I get the biggest kick out of people that say DVDs are... Oh! You're going to a DVD? Nobody uses those really?! How did they sell millions of them every day So by the way talking about Apple I do have a quick apple clip. Oh It's the Walton Mossbergs up already, then we set it up There's and there was a PBS special that came out called one last thing And it was this Steve Jobs one last thing and had all these these guys who didn't get in on the earlier Steve Jobs

34:05 documentaries so they got them in and then they brought in Walt Mossberg and this is interesting because we all know he writes for the Wall Street Journal and just always praising everything Apple does there's no conflict of interest here. No conflict! You'll see when you listen to this little clip on how they introduce him One man who witnessed Jobs' return to Apple was friend, Walt Mossberg Friend Curious he wasn't at the funeral so it must have been not that much of a friend But I think he's thought of himself as our friend. Oh, yeah somebody had this girl who wrote this copy for that Yeah were you with us funeral no? No okay well uh you were watching documentaries on Steve Jobs Who I did meet by the way did you ever meet Steve jobs oh yeah? Yeah what was your impression? It's douchebag I met him when he wanted to put podcasting into iTunes and He had me come to San Diego for

35:03 D3 I guess it was and I had a private meeting with him for an hour. Oh, that's a long me I found it to be a very long meaning too And here's the things I witnessed one he lisps or you still he list did you ever notice? It was a kind of a lisp but wasn't a technical LISP it was like It was a speech impediment that you could do could be right yeah Yeah as a kind of a whiz was I lip and And the other thing was I found him to be incredibly angry. Just an angry man He was in his angry mood that day he was angry about Wi-Fi, I remember he was like Literally John he's like they fucked up Wi-Fi fuck it they fucked up Wi-Fi

35:50 Really? Yeah, I think his original idea was to bypass the mobile phone. Remember he came out with the iPod touch and the idea was To bypass the phone companies if you know If you just connect to a Wi-Fi anywhere and then you could still kind of have like a cell phone without a cellular Data company that was kind of his dream although it had been dashed at that point but somehow the conversation came around to that is like yeah they fucked up wife Interesting. I found him to be a very interesting guy, but angry...angry. Uh, didn't get a douchebag vibe from him Let's face it-I was impressed. I've met a lot of people uh.. I was impressed by meeting him let's-let's f- I'll be very honest

36:29 Yeah, well you should watch this particular show. They talk about his phases and he's a very... He was a charmer. Charmed anybody. Charmed the fans. Oh yeah! He was a sales guy. I tell ya... Essentially he is one of the great salesmen of our era that we'll ever see. Let's face it, he was a sales guy. And then he was basically there..I mean he already had everything baked in. In fact he presented podcasting on iTunes half an hour after our meeting so he had it all good to go Did he use an oven to bake it? Yes he did. He basically wanted to get me on board and convince me, I guess to have me evangelize After 5 minutes of just talking with the guy my pants were around my ankles. I mean yeah absolutely! I was like sure Steve put it in It's great i love it Anyway while you are watching that I watched some C-SPAN

37:17 And we had a fun, and of course this is very weird time in television land where they debut all the stupid shows that they try out during the summer months when no one's around. Then they have some hearings on The Hill and this is the continuing saga of Fast & Furious Did you see any of this riveting footage? I did as matter-of-fact didn't get any clips from it but I did see most of it It was the never ending Stonewalling the story. Well, there's two things that happened here So the the to the three players of course are Eric Holder The quarterback who runs interference or actually the fullback who runs interference for President Obama and all things illegal that are being done including droning American citizens and then we have ISA who is He's the guy out to try a nail-biting

38:07 Attorney General Eric Holder to the wall over the fast and furious, the gun walking which resulted in at least one death of a border patrol agent. But then there was another testimony remember we talked about this about nine months ago where they there's indication The second guy was killed in Mexico and he was made one of our agents They seem to have dropped that from the conversation Yeah well I think that's just a marketing thing they only want to talk about people that people remember I think it all has to do with timeline. So apparently some whistleblowers inside the Department of Justice have now given documentation to ISA, which of course he shared with his wingman Shafetz who I like a lot.

38:50 Basically starts hammering in on a sets him up. I have to say it's a beautiful job He sets them up and then we've got your fast ago and kick in the goal chafetz Chaffetz is that he pronounces? Yeah, if you seems like Latino guy would you announce that chef? No, he does. He's from Utah as a Mormon I think has to be or wouldn't be elected and uh... in he i don't think you know maybe just misuses background not sure it was funny is of course this is a congressional as a congressional issue by says the congressman or senator said congressmen because of congressional hearing and that's his other doosh bags there in the mid-heavy single time ice against into holders face then people start like interrupting and our favorite interrupts are favored democrat who has had just made me laugh thank you mister chairman

39:40 Attorney General? Yeah, this is Bill Lendl. December 14th 2010 Brian Terry was gunned down and we began knowing more about Fast & Furious shortly thereafter but you've said people representing you have said repeatedly you didn't know about it before then I've sent your number of letters Senator Grassley sent a number of letters You mentioned in your opening statement the speaker's letter Speaker did not limit the scope of the subpoenas you're under an obligation to respond to. He simply asked you for response to two key areas, he did not revoke any subpoenas however, you implied that we were working together when in fact since May 18th nothing has come from your department, not one shred of paper I want to ask you first of all today

40:34 Have you and your attorneys produced internally the materials responsive to the subpoenas? uh... we believe that we have responded to the subpoena no mister attorney general you're not a good witness but good witness answers the question and i'm about and i thought i was already like this if you're not a good with his arms are another good way dot com bad with so let's go back again have u and your attorneys produced internally the materials response in other words of you taking the time to look up our subpoena and find out what material you have responsive to it or use simply invented a privilege that doesn't exist.

41:16 You're saying internally have we... Internally, have you? Doesn't Holder sound like a kid who's been caught lying and uh.. Yeah totally. Is this the clip that got... Yeah yeah yeah! This is the one don't worry it's the one. Okay keep playing But he sounds like what do you mean internally is like you can see his brain by the way yes His team behind him He was trying to trick the guy. Yeah his team behind him You mean the vase that was on the table by the cat box That one?! Well Technically, I wasn't really throwing it. You know? It's like how can you mean the cookie jar that has the cookies in it pulled all that information we've looked at 240 custodians We have processed millions of electronic records and we viewed over a hundred and forty thousand documents and produced to you about seventy six hundred so one hundred and forty thousand documents How many documents are responsive but you are withholding it So this is the beginning of the hearing right sir And

42:08 this it's gone on long enough now for a certain... It would have been what, a year more than a year? They just keep he just keeps stonewalling and these senator or these congressmen are getting sick of it. Right but he's got the goods this is the point he said yeah that's funny and they know that somebody leaked something. Well we've produced 7600 the look I don't want to hear about the 7600. Chairman, I would beg to allow... There she is ladies and gentlemen Sheila Jackson Lee. He is out of order with a lady policeman. Parliamentary inquiry! Parliamentary inquiry! Parliamentary inquiry! We beg to allow the Attorney General to be able to finish his answer. Now she's running interference

42:52 By the way, she is such a stooge. She's uh she's not why does she get re-elected time after time? She's the one who wants to put TSA on the buses in Texas! She's out this year. She's not going to run for reelection oh thank goodness yeah so then we get Chaffetz and Chaffetz just nails him to the wall because he's got the emails that state explicitly that this was about Fast & Furious and gun walking No, it's not about that. That's not about gun walking and Fast & Furious I think this is imperative Sunday October 17th 1107 p.m Jason Weinstein sends an email to James trustee Do you think we should try to have Lanny participate in a press when fast and furious and Laura's Tucson case are? Unsealed it's a tricky case given the number of guns that have walked but is it is a significant set of prosecutions

43:48 James trustee sends back to Jason Weinstein. It's not going to be any big surprise that a bunch of US guns are being used in Mexico So I'm not sure how much grief we get for guns walking it may be more like finally there There are going to be people who sent guns they're going after the people who send guns down there now you claim with passion that the nobody at the senior levels of the Department of Justice prior to the death of Brian Terry knew that guns were walking and I've got an email from Jason Weinstein using the term guns walking. I think we went through this exercise before. That refers to wide receiver, not fast and furious. Now wide receiver was the gun walking program that was implemented by the Bush administration which is the exact same thing. That's not what the February 4th letter that was sent to United States Congress said it said that ATF never uses those tactics

44:40 Never. We said that is and that's not true, and we said that letter was inaccurate It was ultimately withdrawn but the email that you just read this is important That email referred to wide receiver it did not refer to fast and furious that has to be noted for the record Read it again Chaffetz It's no it doesn't. It says fast and furious Do you think we should try to have Lanny participate in press when fast and furious and Laura? Laura's Tucson case are unsealed its specific too fast and furious that is not true mr.. Attorney general I Love it oops What is he gonna do now? No, no, that's about wide receiver can't you hear it fast and furious that means wide receiver. I heard it very clearly

45:29 He does have one retort. I'm happy to share it with you. Can i ask unanimous consent to give you some extra time to review? That's fine, the Laura Tucson case refers to wide... It says fast and furious we'll let the media have it and we'll play it out there. We'll give it to Kyrie Dvorak and you be toast bitch that's what's going on here yeah did you see this one on television anywhere was this on the news anywhere I didn't see it I didn't see this at all. I think Colbert may have played one of these guys. He's... Colbert doesn't count! It's, you know.. Well it's gotta be... And the news? You mean like ABC? Yes. Compromise Network is CBS run by Viacom, The Hollywood Operation or NBC Universal Yeah those guys those guys no that's not good entertainment No and although i think it is entertaining but there's not the kind of entertainment they want because there's no celebrity involved

46:28 That's right. You gotta have a celebrity, hmmm... I know. Let's pull out Chris Rock to ratchet up some racial hatred in America They offered you this role, you took this role... I took this role yes But if you could be any animal in the animal kingdom Chris what would it be? What would I be?! That is a great question! If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? I mean come on This is Ann Curry by the way This is the epitome of morning news Well I wanted to be The Lion You know king of the jungle and all that but That didn't work out. Snake is always good, you know? Scare people. But I'll take the zebra! You know... in honor of our zebra president, black and white

47:15 white and black. That sounded like the Jeffersons, right? It sounded like George. I love our president but he's you know he's black and white. He appeals to all mm-hmm And that's what i'm going for Good! Have you mentioned this him by the way because I wonder how would react to the analogy your making You know... We ignore the President's whiteness but it is there we ignore the president's whiteness thats not racist No, not at all. That's a horrible thing to say! Imagine if I went out and said that I want to be a zebra... If I did this, our president is like a zebra but we ignore his blackness Would I make it out of the studio you think? You'd be murdered on the spot Ann Curry would have shivved ya How effed up is that man?! That's no okay Chris Rock And you could just put anything in there White Black Red Man Woman Old Young It's all ist

48:17 Yep, I denounce you Chris Rock. I denounced you yeah that'll do it I Can just hear him in sitting in New Jersey going? Oh crap curry denounced me so There was a couple of things that took place in the mainstream media where they got all worked up about it one of them is this crazy I'm gonna have to ask you about this because at first, I need...I want to bring...this McCain coming out and telling the Obama administration they can't put up with these leaks anymore. Yeah Because they're all being done for political reasons? Yeah And you've heard this right? Yes of course

48:54 Well, I want you to play two clips and i'm going to ask you a question. Okay about about the logic okay behind all this and first is the mcclane This is the back this is the overview is mccain complaining part one And tonight a major scandal threatens the very future of the Obama administration. As a senior United States senator is now accusing the White House of leaking classified information Arizona Senator John McCain says that members of the president's own staff have leaked sensitive national security secrets to media outlets Now on numerous occasions, now what makes matters worse He argues that the goal of these targeted leaks was to depict President Barack Obama

49:35 Obama as a strong commander-in-chief ahead of the November election. Now, there are at least three specific examples of articles in which sensitive data was in fact discussed by unnamed administration officials including the following information involving the use of drones in Yemen classified details regarding these so called Obama kill list and a highly secretive cyber warfare program that the US is implementing against Iran's nuclear program The release of this information and these articles harms our national security and puts in danger the lives

50:13 of the men and women who are sworn to protect it. Regardless of how politically useful these leaks may have been to the president, they have to stop! These leaks have to stop." Okay, the question comes after clip number two I presume? And now Hannity brings McCain onto the show... ...to further discuss this and then the questions will follow Well, first of all in the case of the cyber attacks. Of course now the Iranians are much more aware Also by the way doesn't this give our enemies license to respond in kind now that it has been disclosed This is an ongoing operation In partnership according to the book with the Israelis How do you think the Israelis feel right now?

50:58 And so it's a very, very serious breach. As far as the drones are concerned obviously we know that these compromising of specific information concerning the drones is also a compromise and if it wasn't then why did they have its classified as the most secret uh... and confidential basis okay hold on a second as an amanda Okay, so there's three things that were busted loose by this book and as all is classified information or leaked out And it needs to be investigated right so let's start with the first one the using drones in Yemen apparently Before this book came out a few a week or so ago. This was a complete secret now How does it remain a complete secret after we drone two Americans? Where where was that what did that take place in Yemen I

51:56 So let's see we have drone people in Yemen. It was a known fact were droning people in Yemen We killed all Milwaukee and lemon it lemons Lemon we kill this son in lemon all this was taking place in Yemen Okay, what where's the secret tell me what the secret is? What was the secret that we missed I think the secret is no okay And I'm-I have purchased the book, of course that's the whole point. Someone is making a killing off of this and we're going to finish reading it. I am flying over to see my daughter today in LA so i'm gonna finish the rest of this book The secret was the kill list Oh wait a minute no there were three secrets! The kill list will get to that Okay Well so Lemon wasn't involved in that? Lemon was never... No let me answer! Hey hey is this Ask Adam or what?! Ok go on

52:49 Lemon was not officially known until Brennan told us about lemon when Brennan came out with lemon then it was officially known that was the setup for the book so because he's the one that said yes we use drones in lemon you know we use drones there no because we had drawn the American that note but but no official source had ever said... Oh, you just knew we were using him. Hey I'm not protecting the guy it's an Ask Adam segment okay? Okay here we go ask Adam number two. Alright number two Now apparently this was all done supposedly and by the way what i'm hinting at here is that this entire thing Is a really cool... Is this an Ask Adam or are you trying to tell me something? Where how did letting us know about the kill list

53:36 benefit the president made a little like a tough guy yes that's not make it look like a douchebag well uh... this depends on how you look at it and if you're asking me the question of this being an ask adam segment i believe that the book was written in the new york times article was published to discredit the the president and they can look like a douchebag and now douche bag number two John McCain and boy I'm happy we didn't get him as president either. Now he's coming out, he just flaming it more to make the President look like a douchebag. Right but he is saying the opposite so he is a liar. Of course! Really? McCain a liar nooo. Ok then third one

54:21 So I guess everyone was unaware, there's two points to this question. One... There were three parts! This is a horrible ask Adam! How did the Israelis feel? Well Well, how does the Israeli? I think they were being blamed for this Stuxnet thing and taking credit for it And then we stuck our nose in now we taking credit where they feel crappy because they had all the credit It's a tell Adam segment. This is not an ask Adam That's the question okay you're not wrong Now let me have an opinion then cuz since is not an ask Adams a bogart of asked Adam This is not you you misuse the jingle

54:57 So the reason why McCain is saying this, first of all he is a huge pro-Israeli guy and I'm sure he's getting paid for being that. Oh yeah And the thing that Joe Biden said was F the Israelis man they took it too far That's why he's taking issue with...that's the issue there But let me..this is good because now we're on drones And I think something else, here's where the danger lies. Because he said something right there at the end of the clip In fact let me play the clip again, i don't want to misquote him. Well first of all in case of cyber attacks Of course now the Iranians are much more aware Also by the way doesn't this give our enemies license to respond in kind? Okay it was beginning of the clip even better

55:48 I think there's a huge setup for possible false flag right now. Ah, respond in kind! Respond in kind... They've always had the ability to respond in kind what is new? No no but this is basically putting the meme into the mentality of public consciousness It's a false flag and it will come-I think it will come in the form of a cyber attack Now this could be the October surprise. This could, this could be it. Okay let's wait let's stop I'm gonna stop for a second and suggest if that's the case and it's going to be in October surprise how about bringing down the internet completely? Well you know Google has already also of course Google set up by In-Q-Tell you know we know that there's Peter Thiel everyone is on board with the Google investment

56:37 Google is already saying, oh you know we're going to warn you about state sponsored attacks on your Gmail. They're inferring China but they're not saying that they're saying states sponsored attacks which I think they are implying China yeah they're implying China but they're not saying it i mean if the US themselves does that it's also a state-sponsored terror attack So I think the stage is being set for something really bad to happen. Now remember that we have, we just went through all this cyber legislation and well it's interesting... Now i'll get to that in a second let me just stay on the drones for a second because now we're going into a new era because now we know that our fantastic president The murderer with a Nobel Peace Prize

57:27 His expertise is in cyber warfare with two ViRai that have one that has gotten out of control. It got out of control and then he's the other, he's the drone meister Now what if you take those two, the computer savvy technology and the drones and you put them into one? They soon have one more reason to worry. A new kind of spy drone capable of lingering above a target for days on end It's called The Phantom Eye Boeing tested a prototype a few days ago in California There were a few minor problems they tell us The landing gear broke

58:10 But we're told that once all of that's fully operational, the Phantom will cruise at an altitude of 65 thousand feet and because it uses hydrogen power will be able to fly without refueling for four days. That's three times longer than the current batch of reconnaissance drones. Trace Gallagher is following this from our West Coast News Hub this afternoon. This new drone pretty impressive trace Yeah, it's certainly big enough. I mean this thing has a wingspan of 150 feet which is bigger than a 757 and it's kind of slow top speed of 150 miles per hour but the fact that it can linger at 65 thousand feet makes it one very difficult to see and two very effective unlike most drones that have

58:51 to be kind of controlled remotely by pilots on the ground. The Phantom Eye is controlled almost exclusively by an onboard computer, but still it remains flexible. Listen... These things are easily reprogrammable to go after other targets, other missions. And so you have the benefit of no man in the loop You don't have to worry about someone having to eat sleep or do other things and you're not risking a man. You're not jeopardizing someones life This is fantastic! So how about this scenario? We've got phantom eyes circling above the United States just to test

59:30 And then someone reprograms the computer, which I just heard is easily reprogrammed. Easily reprogrammed! And it goes haywire and starts shooting American citizens. Okay well a couple things... One, I'm under the impression that easily re-programmable... The thing gets programmed on the ground? No I don't have any indication that this thing gets programmed. It can be remotely programmed, it goes up does its thing comes to lands and it gets programmed again You also do not have direct line to drone operators and people who are in the kill chain Okay so you're telling me that this-you can send a signal to this thing? Yes And program it? Yes Of course! On the ground? Of course of course Well that's not good

1:00:24 So I've had an ongoing dialogue. Alright, and there are a number of people who are very very upset now Here's the things we have to realize about our drone program Number one this is not run by the Department of Defense The CIA runs it right? And the State Department Hillary Lucifer runs another drone program here's the thing that's interesting none of these people who operate these drones are actually military They are civilian contractors, which by the way if we have any I've been trying to do the research and maybe there was some bill or it was shoved in somewhere and we missed it.

1:01:12 By international law, not that we'd stick to it. I believe it's illegal to have civilians fighting on the front lines and technically you have a civilian flying a drone killing people in an aggressive situation this is this is a very big problem and The...I'm just gonna go out and say it. I think the majority of People who are actually flying the drones are psychopaths They've been playing video games all their lives and they're psychopaths. And they just love it, and I'm sorry because I feel like I am shunning fellow aviators but this is a huge... Curiously you have always wanted to fly a drone and could talk about it incessantly! I AM a psychopath there's no doubt about that but of course there's no way I'd ever get to do this

1:02:06 And there's no repercussions. You know, it was like you can't go whistleblowing they kill you. There is no...You don't get a court-martial if your whistleblower in private contracting company. You get fired and killed so this is very big problem now to bring it back I think we're being set up for false flag I think its very likely now that could come in number of forms If you want make an impression If you really want to make an impression and go to war, then have it be all out. Then you have a drone being taken over. We've already seen the setup for this with Iran that landed nicely. There's been at least two movies or television episodes where this happened. By the way I've set up another little site killlist.curry.com as of today i'm going to start tracking

1:03:05 You know, so we have 18 more Afghan civilians. Busy boy! Yeah well you know I got a good system for this killlist.curry.com and i'm just gonna put links to stories in there so we can discount the Kill List, kill list curry dot com 18 more af- okay got one thing on here Well I am starting it as of today Oh ok So every week or at the beginning of every month We can do a tally Massive, I like that There's no politics here Eighteen more Afghan civilians join Obama's mass murder victim lists What do you need a jingle for this mass murder victim list? Yeah Well, sir. Jeff is listening you never know if we get lucky As the headline I guess on something yes so site

1:03:48 There's some other stuff that I've been looking at, you know. This is not really kill list type stuff but a document came out Air Force Instruction 14-104 23rd of April 2012 Oversight of Intelligence Activities this document explains exactly what... now this is about the air force but I think legally it could probably be used under anyone's authority for national target and training activities. What this document says is if we accidentally see you doing something that you shouldn't be doing while were just kind of like browsing around, they can transfer that information in fact they are obliged to transfer that information within a 90 day period

1:04:35 to either another Department of Defense entity or government agency whose function it pertains so that they can then go bust you for whatever you're doing. Well, they need the 90 days because when you see somebody doing something first you can flip them You got 90 days to see if maybe they'll start working for you because you can extort them now right? And if they don't play ball, you turn em over to the cops And, uh... but the thing that I'm most worried about. So having the CIA, you know they're out whatever they run the show they drone the pipelines, drug routes or whatever They've got their own universe and there just Their only job is to make sure drugs get into America Or wherever it has to go and that money comes in Russia Yeah and make sure money comes into American banks That's what they are doing fine I am okay with this going on for a long time

1:05:27 Hillary Clippity-Clop, good. She's in charge of the oil cabal her job is to make sure we drone anyone who's in the way predominantly Russia who want to have Libya, Lebanon and Syria but though the thing that I'm afraid of and you're gonna see this happening is when Department of Homeland Security is in charge of drones that's where we're F'd And I think we're going to see that very soon. We just have to be on the lookout for it, you'll see Department of Homeland Security when Janet Napolitano has her hand on the switch that's when we have to be very worried Well i want to discuss that a little bit in a minute because I took a couple flights and of course there is always good for anecdotes but I think we got to back up a little bit on this drone story as you discussed it What is Hillary doing with her drones?

1:06:13 The State Department has a huge fleet of aircraft. They've got, I mean she has her own... Look she's in partnership now with special forces. Yeah but we don't know anything specifically. She got a kill list herself? Is she killing people? We don't know yet. Alright and let's back up to the 60s- Let me say this. I went to state dot gov typed in the search box Do you have a kill list and no results came up. Okay well they probably will eventually So let's go to this plane, this new drone that hovers for four days running on hydrogen. I'm not even sure...I guess it is using a...which makes by the way zero sense unless there is something I don't know about hydrogen power plants

1:07:00 I think it's just to say that it'll make a really nice explosion if it crash lands because But this is like nuclear energy where you say hydrogen people think oh just like the Hindenburg that was bad Yeah, no. This is a dish will be a motor the hydrogen motor, but they're so inefficient I don't see why they'd use them, but okay? I'll just let that slide now look into it mm-hmm But at 65 thousand feet they can obviously You know look down and check things out and nobody's gonna see him And I don't think they're gonna be armed because it's pretty long shot

1:07:41 But did you notice the story that it reminded me of the story that came out like I guess a week ago That we didn't discuss where they were The Hubble guys that were worried about the Hubble telescope going offline They said look, We got-the government gave them two telescopes that were pointed at the US and are stronger than the Hubble Yeah. Oops And so they say, here take these. Oh great! These are even better than the Hubble Now when the Hubble was built all the paranoid nutcases were going oh my god They're gonna make... The only reason we're making the Hubble is because they're gonna turn it around and spy on Americans and the Hubble guy says no No, no We're astronomers. We're gonna use it for what we use it for not gonna do that. So they did. They used it for spies Meanwhile there were two other ones that were built to do that

1:08:26 And then they turn him over to the more powerful. This is one other thing I wanted to ask you, just as a quick side note... You know how everyone in the techie world is like all jerking off about SpaceX, Elon Musk, oh he's so awesome! What the F is he transporting? No one asked that question What it was so yeah, you docked with the International Space Station. What the hell is going on? There was a list of it. It was all right It was a bunch of clothing Cables and bullcrap oh, so they were just bringing food water and blankets Yeah, what I think is it probably some cash did they take anything back

1:09:09 No, I don't think so. I think they just sent the thing back or maybe they peed in it and then... So anyways there's a second part to this false possible false flag event John and this is That's another thing i want to talk about but go on with your theory Well The only theories I have are just by looking at a broad scala of media you know my media diet which by the way most people would die right if you ate my diet I'm fortified against this There's a new book out called wait, and there's new book out called we are anonymous Have you heard of this book? Yeah I have as a matter written by and I don't know do you know this woman Parmi Olson Harmy Parmey Olsen she's British She's kind of cute. She's highly annoying and if she writes for Forbes magazine

1:10:01 And I went to Forbes and got her bio here. So the little contributor profile, Parmi or Harmony? Parmi P-A Papa Alpha Romeo Mike Yankee Olsen. Parmi as in parmesan. Yeah Parmi as in grated cheese exactly Parmi Olson, OLSON. About me I track people who are disrupting the world of technology and beyond Non-conformist innovators and agitators are this blog's unsung heroes from innovative entrepreneurs to scientists to rebellious hackers Well hello how come you're not interviewing us grated cheese girl? We're the ones that you know anyway so she's written a book

1:10:46 But just listen to what she's saying. It is very annoying and she has come out of nowhere, I don't know where this woman comes from. Yeah this is classic Right So who was drawn to this? Who are the people that make up Anonymous Well there is a very wide range of people with a wide range of motivations Anonymous has kind of spun out of culture of trolling on the internet messing with people pranking people Now do you hear what happening here She's tying anonymous to bullying, John. Listen very carefully. For fun and in the last few years it has taken on a more serious approach with activism or hacktivism until you have people who are getting involved because they enjoy doing online pranks and getting involved with stunts and also people who want to make a difference in the world, a positive difference, socio-political cause can often be attached to the stunts that they pull off

1:11:38 John does this have national security implications when you think about wikiLeaks and that? It certainly does. This is just a Forbes dude I mean WikiLeaks was the most single He's her handler actually is what I'm thinking now Most significant That sounds like it, he said the right... Yeah In breach of national security information in the history of this country in terms of volume And it wasn't done by a foreign intelligence agency It was done by the groups that-that this book is about for social reasons, political reasons. You talk though Parmi that they want to make a difference politically and socially but they also admit William in particular that they sometimes just like... William is one of the hacktivists she interviewed for the book. Now this is on The Today Show I'm guessing because of voices I am hearing Yeah it's Oprah's beard and Charlie Rose People destroying people's lives really just turning things upside down Bullying

1:12:31 The way William, one of the key interviewees in the book describes it is it's a way to waste a night. So going through the whole night and harassing people on Facebook and then talking about it with his friends on a particular image board... What is an image board? Have you ever heard of an image board? Because what she means there is 4chan, I think. Cause they have basically image boards but it's just interesting to hear what her incredible knowledge is. It would be interesting if she used this term... This to me.. Hold on a second let's look up image board on the book of knowledge or not that well yeah we maybe it's in there Yeah! There it is right at top Wikipedia Image board is type of internet forum which operates mostly via posting images Oh like Pinterest? Yes 4chan

1:13:13 Well, no I think they're talking about the newer ones like Pinterest and... No she mentions 4chan. Okay She mentioned it specifically. Image boards similar to bulletin board system used for a variety of topics image boards now this is not a normally used term No, no. I mean I don't I've never heard around the house I've never heard my daughter use it. Used them myself? Nope nope So this is something that came I believe when I start hearing stuff like this They get here, they get image boards of Futaba channel 4chan only people that would be uh Tumblr discussing it using this term would be a intelligence agent. Right let's listen to the just finish this up and again this is kind of what speaks to the real split in anonymous there are people who want it to go in a serious direction and people who think it should go back to its roots and fun at other people's expense and within this culture which is what I found fascinating and why I started writing the book

1:14:04 Is there's this own kind of set of rules and etiquette and people's morals and sense of? Consequences in the real world get slightly warped because they start to they become quite different online how they are in real life radicalized almost amplifies that You know you can have an alter ego online with anonymous. You also get justification and purpose so the way I see it is bullying leads to radicalization And this woman, so I think she may be MI6 and the guy with her is CIA. What am i thinking? Before all this... Can that be our handler? Here before all this I had stints at the BBC and as a radio journalist she says Stints. Stints She's on Twitter, she's got a measly 3600 followers So she hasn't been on too long What has she tweeted recently? Has she tweeted anything? Please do just oh

1:14:56 plugging her book she's got. I think it may have been time to check that out, is it out yet? She just came out talking about her book let me see if I can find... Thank you for your book, The Unhacktivist by A Greenberg and she's plugging somebody else's book yeah been doing publicity for the last couple of days book glad it turned up hope you enjoy it glad to hear blah blah blah thanks thanks thanks we go to the bottom right but let me just now I have some credibility I have a credibility clip here of Miss Parmy grated cheese Olsen So Charlie Rose asked the right thing, but listen to her answer. What can you do to protect yourself if in fact your PayPal or companies like that have financial consequences? Okay if your PayPal or companies like that...

1:15:39 How does she answer? You know, I think it's just kind of the basic things. If you're an individual you want to have a different password for... That wasn't the question Every single web account Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Wait wait back it up and ask the question again And then I wanna catch this Oh yeah oh yeah What can you do to protect yourself if in fact your PayPal or companies like that that have financial consequences Um, you know I think it's just kind of the basic things if you're an individual You want to have a different password for every single web account Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Keep it long make it several words If you can like a song lyric those tend to be this. This is your this is your anti hacker advice Use a song lyric as your password keep it long use separate passwords for all accounts really Parmy strongest

1:16:28 And companies and government agencies just need to make sure that their networks are as protected as they can be because Anonymous, one of the things I found out from writing this book is it's not the calculating malevolent group that people think it is. It's actually quite messy, lots of little groups who are quite opportunistic and they're taking advantage of the vulnerabilities that are out there, and often attaching a cause to what they've done afterwards. So I'm seeing... So she got to.. She went right from whatever those little jobs were to London Bureau Chief at Forbes? Yeah! That's when she got hired-I mean recruited. She's kind of cute though which makes it even worse you know. Cute spy. Well thats not unusual I mean... Cute spies is horrible. Cute spies is what do you do? It's like you said, what they said to you, any cute girl in Russia is KGB

1:17:16 Well, I think it was any hooker was KGB and well that's probably the same but in New York. Good luck no no no no no no I went to the hooker boat they were not cute Not in 1988 at least they didn't have any you know No makeup so anyway So this is a spy we hereby out Parmi Olson no relation to the Olsen twins as a MI6 agent and her handler The CIA guy and I you know how did she get this book deal come on, and she doesn't know crap Forbes London Bureau chief since 2008 interviewing British billionaires like Philip Green and controversial figures like Mohammed Al-fayed He's he's also Those aren't interviews you get without without being oh yeah

1:18:14 I wrote last year's billionaires cover story on Russia's Yuri Milner and broke stories like the Facebook Spotify partnership. You should be on Twit! Probably will be... You know, Leo asked me to be on Twit Again? Did he ask you- Yeah hello i'm Stellar did he ask YOU?! I already told him i'm not doing twit this week because i just got back from Washington. I got a bunch of crap to do Okay, well, I can't do it because i'm flying to LA right after the show going to see my daughter Oh, you'll never get on again Oh damn oh crap I was happy I could say no with a legitimate reason though You know that's kind of good Yeah, i'll say yes next time It's just like this time is like ah sorry really? I really can't do it i'm not being a douche I just can't do it

1:19:05 Anyway, so but I do hear a connection there between anonymous and bullying when I think yeah Well it wasn't you you saw it But it hasn't nobody else has put it together. It looks like a lead-in that's what I would call it Yeah a lead in So, when the false flag comes we'll see who gets blamed. So let's go back to this I think the false flag...I still think it's going to be an attack on the internet not a somebody taking over a drone especially that drone because that drones not armed Well what would the atta- It would have to in order for it to be perceived as an attack on the Internet either A

1:19:44 I don't think you can shut it down. There's one thing that will make it all go away You can? No If the government is involved and they just tell them to turn the switches off Yeah, but thats not a false flag It would be an attack that would start to propagate And everyone says oh my god nobody can stop this and then you just shut it down And you also have Obama who could shut it down by law if he sees something bad happen But thats not what I'm talking about Open the book is because you know there's only on internet guy. I'm putting in the book Internet going down, okay? I'm saying Facebook goes down why because Facebook is perceived by most of the sheeple as the internet to it's a great Hedge it's a great Put what do you call it

1:20:40 Put her a call. Yeah, no what do you call it? You and you you pass pass line No pass I don't know what you're talking about If you're on the inside and you know this is going to happen just like 9-11, and a lot of people bought... Oh it's good investment. You short it! Short that's the word I was looking for So you put a short on Facebook because they'll take Facebook down Because that will get people's attention oh man we can have Obama killing people We can have drones flying overhead but you take away peoples' Facebook?

1:21:16 And we already had a little test blip, remember it was down for couple hours? Little test blip. Yeah, well that helped. Write this in the book I'm calling cyber attack on Facebook It would make so much sense and then the stock you know collapses... I am taking $500 that i have in my shoe and what I am going to get is short on facebook for October Puts are better. Whatever it is? If you know for sure puts are good, puts normally just lose your money but if you know something's gonna happen for sure put is the way to go because its got a lot of leverage So do I buy an October put or November put or what is it? Well I don't know what's available I'd have to look at that You know they won't be actually most of the options... I'm so sophisticated as an investor Yeah right this like not even a good idea to even go into Why?! What do you mean I can't go into it No I mean because you're just going probably lose your money

1:22:13 But somehow. Yeah, but... No I like the idea but you know you don't know what to start with. It could already be two bucks a share. Let me ask you- no no no If i ask- I'm just asking you Ask John a question. Okay we're gonna go right now We're gonna look it up Here's my question okay If I buy a put on Facebook for let's say November, so we have October surprise. So then it is either October... Okay here are the ones that are available you got September, you got December 12th thats the one you'd want. It's not the 12th but September 2012. Okay. So lets see what we've got? Do we have a low number? I'm looking at puts right now. So you can buy a 10 buck put for 20 cents? Uh-huh. That means at $0.20, you start making money which means every time it goes to 9 bucks... You make your money 5x! That's my question. What if it goes to 11 then? Then I lose...? You lose all your money. Oh okay so that may be too low. Okay 17 is my number. Is there a 17...? 17 is 91 cents per share. Wow, a lot of people believe its gonna go to 17 apparently

1:23:16 That's that's not bad. No one sense so if I had 500 if I have $500 and it's at 17 You lose all your money It has to go to fifteen dollars and fifty cents before you about actually 91 says has to go to sixteen dollars in ten Let's say it goes to 10, and I have a dozen yes how much money do I make probably? 5x 10x so it'd make five thousand dollars Yeah, this is probably well. That's awesome. That's crap well That's what it looks like. What a stupid game! I could be wrong, but... I want to make 10 thousand X. How do I make 1000X? It might be 100x. I might just looking at this oddly. I need my abacus. The popular one right now is the 20 puts. There is lot of open interest

1:24:10 They're buck 70 and Where's my abacus actually I think the 20 puts a good bet anyway. Hey hey no look? I'm not that interested I'm saying this is what this is what if if I was them, this is how I'd do it I'd have false flag attack in October Facebook goes against Facebook its ludicrous No be it's all PR It's not ludicrous. Do you have any idea that, you know... You have to remember people don't give a crap! People even give a crap about people being killed anywhere anymore They don't care but if you take away the Facebook then people will care Then it's like hey man President Obama get your flamer out Get your drones going We gotta bring our Facebook back That's what people will care about it will be the news for months I wonder if anybody in the intelligence community listens this show and goes

1:25:11 You know, Bill? It's not a bad idea. That's a great idea! Hey man... Which then makes it unfair to put in the book because you're actually telling him what to do maybe your coding the message Yeah yeah 33 I'm telling you right now this is just lame Well what's your idea then? Your ideas turning off the internet no that's not lame well you do turn off Facebook when you turn of the Internet No you just throw a virus into their servers one that they can't get too Facebook is the way to go. I know what you're saying in some sick way, but now i'm sick it's kind of pathetic. Now i'm sick? Thanks! No not you, you're not a big facebook user in fact zero yeah you don't use it at all i don't use i might even only have an account and something like that. Yeah i use it uh...to track my daughter into terrorize her friends which is great

1:26:11 Bully, I'm a total bully so let me take it look for August September. I'm still looking over Just don't try to figure John we're gonna be rich We'll have $5,000 of rich March April May course they have to pay taxes over that It's like is yeah and then I can't use the 500 bucks for six months five months You get me cheap there anyway June oh This is weird. Okay, well anyway I'll figure it out later We have the big Rio plus 20 coming up which means 20 years more of the same It was twenty years ago today that agenda 21 would play So it's in Rio and we have now the UNEP you nep the United Nations economic policy program unep

1:27:18 This is the new guys to look out for they're the ones that are gonna try and set policy for agenda 21 And global warming, and let me just give you a couple of them before I play this clip Which is quite nice? And now remember we read the most recent report Well, you didn't I did so you don't have to where wherein We are going to manage the the expectations of people about global warming and climate change by telling them how horrible everything is going to be with the cyclones and the mass movement of internally displaced persons. And it's just going to be a horrible, horrible scenario." The Christian Science Monitor came out with a report with some interesting language in it we're always looking forward... We're now at my favorite word, we are at the tipping point John!

1:28:07 UGH! You okay? Report. Humans near tipping point that could dramatically change Earth. Unless humanity deals with the underlying causes that could be pushing Earth's biosphere towards such a change, the results could lead to social and economic instability Written by the researchers in a study unveiled Wednesday in the journal nature The underlying triggers that the researchers say could lead to a global ecological tipping point have a familiar ring population growth and the resulting thirst for resources with their effects on land use climate and habitats we must kill all the people so tipping point is the

1:29:04 Is the new meme this is it we're at the tipping point. It's like peak oil of people We're at peak people everybody and so I actually looked at this Peak People I Looked well, that's anyway So the compromise the news organization NBC with The Joker Brian That is Bryan Williams who used to do reports in New York locally about plastic surgeons and the women who visit them? I know because my ex-wife was on one of his reports and And he had said, you know, he's hitting up on all these women too by the way. He is a total douchebag! So he does a report and I just have to say... The science is in! To domestic news specifically the news today about our weather and our climate Oh wait a minute! Stop the presses! Weather is not climate? John just remind me

1:29:56 Whenever there's a snowstorm, we are reminded by these same compromised news organizations and scientists weather is not climate. Is this correct John? Is this not what I've been taught? That has been the theme yes Weather is not climate This is what I've been told. I'm very confused now Brian Williams Well they changed it The final numbers are in and its official now This spring was the warmest in recorded history of United States Also the 12 month period since they started keeping track These stats make for much more than just a curiosity. The impact on the world we live in is as big as the raging and early wildfires they're fighting right now." Do you hear what's happening here? They're taking the exact same script, and saying horrible things! Wildfires! It's all because of... Well let's see. In the American West our report tonight from our Chief Environmental Affairs Correspondent Ann Thompson

1:30:52 One glance at his fruit-laden peach trees, the biggest crop ever tells Illinois farmer Chris Eckert the weather is unusual. We've had to really hustle to get all of our work done in time to be ready for it to harvest a crop because normally we'd have another three weeks to get everything in place Okay so this is the weather and the weather has grown the peaches big not bad thing by the way but the guy had to hustle The impact over warming world visible in America's farmlands early strawberries in New York. Mmm, I love them strawberries! Early wheat in Kansas. I love that wheat! Harvesting on Memorial Day instead of July 4th. Oh they had to work on a different holiday... This is the first one that I can remember so it's one for the books One for the books! Northern Michigan's cherry processors stand empty A warm March followed by frost decimated 90% percent of the crop No cherry for you! And killed hundreds of jobs Killed the jobs

1:31:46 Now local makers of cherry products must look overseas. This year we're going to be sourcing some cherries from Poland It was a record warm January through May in some 100 US cities, triggering allergies mosquitoes ticks and record wildfire Oh no! Wildfire ticks mosquitos and allergies? In Colorado, the issue is bears. Bears! We anticipate a pretty busy summer. Out of hibernation early and drought conditions could send hungry bears to where people live. Hungry bears... What does this all do to John? What can be caught in

1:32:23 be causing this horrible weather. The food may not be there later in the year, at least not in a plentiful supply so that's what we worry about. Cut to our expert now standing on the car lined honking streets of New York City For the past 12 months every state in the lower 48 had warmer than average temperatures except one. Climatologists say were an unprecedented territory and one of the suspects greenhouse gases created when we burn oil, coal and gasoline. These types of warm weather outbreaks for a prolonged period of time is what we would expect with climate change Wait a minute! I thought this was the...the..weather is not climate? I'm confused They changed it

1:33:09 If it suits them, weather is climate. If it doesn't suit them, weather's not climate. Hungry bears! Hungry bears coming to get you and eat you! By the way they tried this hottest year on record in 2010... Yeah And it failed because somebody had... And it started snowing! Somebody cherry-picked a date and somebody found them out It started snowing And well, there's that. So they slowly walked backwards out of the room keeping an eye on everyone and then disappeared and waited for another year or two to try it again so we just have to wait for the real data to come in. This data is none. The science is in! Science! Science! Science! Science! The science is in! Science! You having fun?

1:33:59 Wow, what can I say? Yes, those hungry bears you have to watch out William Powers. We want to thank from Kansas City Missouri $121 97 cents in the morning John and Adam I don't know if it's the right box for the only one on the screen so all assume is the right box long time boner First-time donor I felt had they contribute something after the multiple minute call out on Thursday show So I figured I'd chip in a few bucks and take it easy on that take

1:34:39 Take it easy on the take out this month. Oh, the takeout food. He needs a de-douching. Adam you mentioned your wedding schedule and why it pains me to say it I think we would all understand if you decided to take the show before your wedding day off or after... The day off whatever He's requesting some job karma so he needs a deducing job. Karma needs to wheedle my workplace into finding new shifts for me next semester so it won't ruin my ability to wake up for classes, the overnights just wont do anymore blah blah blah Good luck and fair winds on your wedding bonanzas I hope you make it to some sort of meetup nearest Kansas City On the Hot Pockets 09 You've been de-douched! You've got karma

1:35:24 Richard Calmo and parts unknown $121.21 donating on bath salts I can't do that voice So, I think this is your first donation from someone lifted on that John Please read this in your best bath salts voice I have it I have to admit, this is probably another annoying donation due to Adam's twitt appearance on 520. I heard the name Curry and made the MTV connection. I was impressed with your presence and knowledge in that it was you had me at Facebook is overvalued. I checked up on a resource who would learn you effectively called The Book of Knowledge and made the obvious connect

1:36:02 Wikipedia mentioned you claim to be bi-curious. I did some further research and there was someone named Mickey could it be? Did Adam's Bi-Curiosity just migrate to bi, i learned otherwise That's a good bath salt voice It's the only thing when I got... I like it yeah its kind of Adderally Yeah, that's nice. Well cool anyway he's making fun of Mickey's name you know I can just say yes for needing as or any karma or nothing okay just say that i've been researching and we'll get into that after the second half of the show um in the second half i've been researching bath salts and if you just research this it is amazing people are doing entire uh

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1:42:48 I got a shiv made out of melted jubilee flags to protect my stash of dog food cans, which i'll need in 2013. Joel of people in Greece that don't have an extensive stash of dog food Have a nice summer break. Let's expand CNN and Fox you need some R&R to get away from the war zone Media War Zone regards James g7g IJ 73s and 80s yeah, 73s and 88s That's why the 7388 You've got karma. I love that he's got shivs made out of Jubilee flags. Good idea, send a picture! I want to say 7388 is a great donation from him. Yes 73 is 88 and send a picture of your shiv. Robin Benelli in Happy Valley Oregon 60... Ah here we go it's kept up 6969 I'm donating on behalf of my longtime boner husband Sean McKinney

1:43:46 for his birthday present which falls on tomorrow's show, which is today. She came in on Saturday. For his birthday please de-douche him and call out one of his friends and fellow listener Chris Farva Anderson as a douchebag! We're not donating. Also, if it's not too much to ask I'd love to get a shot at karma for us as well as we go to quit our slave jobs and open our own home business based business which are going all right but could always use a little extra help so can continue living the American dream with just scraping by thanks you guys for the work you do. Good luck with that good luck. You've got karma Karma for the new biz Andrew Lemesony in Colorado Springs Colorado 6969

1:44:32 Wasn't planning on donating this amount anymore, but I'm too tired Okay But last week's challenge to end the donation amount demanded action waited for Sunday like a good boy Adam. I might have a trailer for you But it's a bit of a long shot my neighbor has one He's pretty down-to-earth guy and that's the stretch if you're interested You got my info if not just poopoo on there. I'm not pooh poohing anything is hit me up adam at curry comm send me an email Let me know what's going on Colorado Springs is not Texas but yeah There's things that can be done. Yeah, Paul Schneider Edmonton Alberta 6969 Paul Paul Schneider Okay, sir Thomas Nussbaum. Mmm. Just bomb please wish st. Nicola happy birthday on the 12th Sua's aunt enough mm-hmm No DP which means I love you long time and he wants to meet us meet you on the 2009 tour so we can bump rings

1:45:32 Holy crap, we got a bunch of 6969 this means just should probably end now Thursday because I think run out of gonna be over. Yeah Gary Whitehead BSB 6969 these are all six nine six and I won't have to mention that get laid karma What else shows great keep it going but Adam should really have a week off for his wedding You know it's very interesting that I got a lot of notes from people saying please don't take July off But you should have your wedding week off yeah, I should take that one day off I could do a clip show Oh God, no. Not a clip show of sound effects but a real clip show of some of our best bits. No you've just convinced me I'm doing a show You crazy? We're not gonna have another one of those debacles It wasn't a debacle people love that clip show! Mm-hmm it was a debacle because YOU weren't in it That would be part of the problem James Allen Lauderburg in Reifstad

1:46:26 Someone else you do all of Norway someone else should do a clip show and one of our producers should do a clip show You can do it two-and-a-half hour clip show of John, and I just being awesome And you think I'm gonna complain about that no 6969 karma for me in my sweet sweet webcam girl and please do all the shows in July toot-toot We love the webcam girls You've got karma told you hundreds of thousands of them. Oh Raleigh Hawken, Anna, Illinois 6969 it like some 12th anniversary karma for my smoking hot wife and myself. Oh yeah You're getting some tonight my brother you've got karma Wow John the 69 swastika list is big huge Nathan Marshall Grand Forks North Dakota we continue its sir to you I Have been here we go. I've been drinking a wonderful seagull ball scotch arch beg

1:47:22 Being well toasted I was thinking since the 6969 meme has surpassed 33 straight episodes. I say it deserves to be minted into a new challenge coin, not any old coin but a double-headed coin because everyone knows 60 that is 69 always heads and ends in the heads no matter how you flip it if you catch my drift Send some plain old karma my way, see you work suck. But hey pays the bills and maybe karma will get me some Ray Ride. You've got it Karma Sir Nathan I think it's a fabulous idea It would be great to have a 6969 coin double-headed Well you know Dr Schill has been wanting to do a double headed coin for over most two years Well your head on one side My head on the other side Yeah so wherever your flip it heads wins

1:48:15 Joseph Sickber in London, London, London. 6969 I'd like to call out Edward Aue as a douchebag. Short and sweet messages we love them all Sir Oscar Nadell in Tecate California the last 6969 for today's show question Adam ask Adam Jingle here just got Atlas shrugged and confessions of an economic hitman what should be the first one to read I would say economic, Confessions of an Economic Hitman first and then Atlas Shrugged. Yes, I would agree. Victorian, Murstown, Pennsylvania 6789 Happy 23rd birthday to the Huntsman Comrade. That's 6-7-8-9 obviously.

1:49:01 to my happy distracted slave baby Scott from Leesburg, Virginia. He's the one with the happy T-shirt and the Shikshini meetup. He made us all proud not only because of many successes but also because of his intelligence and willingness to see through beyond the false reality of getting a donation if there are more like him out there in this CIS admin fold The world would do just fine please put this donation toward his knighthood Absolutely And so he needs a huntsman karma Yes of course He doesn't understand the situation You've got karma. Ashley Burton in the United Kingdom, 67-6667 which means she wants to slide whistle or he. In the morning to you hope you get some new names on a donor list this week because just in case I thought donate again couldn't handle getting all my news from the mainstream media is not too much to ask please could have a huntsman squirrel karma to set me up for the week ahead. Squirrel! You've got karma

1:49:55 Jason Johnson Santa Rosa 5555 California just a wait to show 420 but Adam cries about the donations finally got me to stop being a douchebag and donate early been listening since January if I get a shot of karma for Brian and sir John Smith for turning me down to the show I know they'd appreciate You've got karma. Double nickels on the dime from Scott Olson in San Diego going to send you for Thursday show but decided to send it on Sunday since you've been bitching about Sunday donations Can I get a war on chickens karma? Hold up, hold on a second...I just spilled my coffee everywhere Oh that's really funny As long as you don't spill it on that one piece of equipment Well I basically spilled it on everything here hold on a second

1:50:48 The War on Chicken. You've got karma. This is gonna be sticky here for weeks. Do you use sugar? No, oh and then I guess it won't be sticky no I don't use sugar. It'll just stink. Stinky that's what i meant stinky. Myron I rice in Council Bluffs Iowa double nickels on the dime I would like to work to spend five minutes on cooking every once in a while why because it's interesting your money is down Maybe that's because your food or your feed isn't podcasting. It doesn't been for a month what yes, that's what he says Keep your curry pod show WP rss2 dot PHP I'd recommend if you're going to abandon this site send an MP through the short message and use on the other site no new listeners Why? Because

1:51:41 There's no way to download the feed on your website. Okay, that's bullcrap. Noagendanation.com is not our website and it was only down for a day. Noagendashow.com and we have the show notes and there's a feed prominently listed there and curry.podshow.com is not the official fee by the way I'm redirecting that so you should get the feed but if you're subscribed to that you're doing it...you are not doing it right That's okay, honey. I have tissues okay? It wasn't that bad it was just all over the monitor and by the way Thank you for jumping out of the shower and coming in here with nothing on that is Hello swanson nerf you want to take a break yeah can we just take a little break? I'll be right back 30 seconds Okay

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1:53:12 Let's see, okay we got William Bryant Spartanburg South Carolina double nickels on the dime. He did send a note and I want to apologize for my really angry email with the last donation about the TSA but which reminds me of a TSA story but more importantly he gave me karma which i never really believed in and I must say it worked! Same week I got another opt-out pat down and the officer was a total no agenda He we talked about how bad the machines were and he said yeah, they make us watch these brainwashing videos But I heard you can alter your DNA That's that's the that's the millimeter wave one by the way And the next thing I flew out at the same airport which in a week before it taking me an hour-and-a-half to go through security They handed me a time card to track down. How slow the line was it took only 13 minutes

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2:08:09 And because we had two instant nights and some other people upping for their second or third time, obviously helping themselves, their families, the world at large. I challenge you! Go find something that does what we do." And i want to mention something... So one of our guys came in and he said, argue we did not have a meeting about this that's clear so I don't know what I had no idea what you're gonna say guy says I'm okay look he says he do I know at the just defer yeah he was at the in the January 1st were going to stop using rings are gonna have pins or something else we're gonna be doling out there's gonna be no more rings. He says, Look, What if i start a layaway program today? I won't make the January deadline because it takes 10 months to get

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2:10:38 Spiked formula for a seven-month old son Woodrow Christian winter his dad gave him a knighthood I think maybe our youngest night could be that's very cool actually so Like that. Thank you all very much for supporting the program we did have more than ten new donors I'd like to keep that going please You know as long as we keep getting new donors in then, you know Then we can We can go for a long time if we keep getting 10 new donors an episode. That will really, really help so that's good and thank you all for suggesting I take the day after my wedding or before my wedding actually off. I don't know if I will! It depends... there is evil to be fought? I've gotta be there There is just evil John Well talking about that TSA So I went up to Seattle

2:11:34 Oakland still has the system where if you go to the Southwest Terminal 2, they have the electrocution machines on either side and in the middle is just a magnetometer. So again that line you get through nobody cares and it keeps things moving so I figure well coming back from Seattle with the you know Jayce does kill jr. and J who hates good flying because she We make her get patted down and she finds it an assault. Yes And so we come in there, and they got all the... They got a blockade over all the x-ray machines Oh really? A blockade?! Yeah! There's a big thing in front of it that you can't go through

2:12:24 And so they were all magnetometers for some reason at Seattle, so we got through it. But it's like a slow process and turns out there was some supervisor on the Pacific Northwest that sent half the workers up to Everett or some other airport for some reason nobody could explain So they were shorthanded and it was like only two or three lines where normally eight Huh. And so it was like just slow and even without the x-ray machine, it was slow and they were trying to make as fast... Well yeah It turns out that and we didn't know this is some guy was explaining at one of his associates The problem was I didn't have enough baggage checkers which is a different pay grade than anybody else in the place there was only five of them

2:13:13 So in other words when the guy running the machines is bad check little bag. Yeah, there's a guy an official It's not like anybody who can open the bag and Designated bag checker yeah And so this guy calls for a bag check and we waited five minutes oh Because the guy checking somebody else is banging some other line it was like oh It was weird, it was totally weird and I don't even know what to make of it. And the guy meanwhile the bag check guy comes over and he's fiddling with somebody's bag which is hilarious to watch Fiddling with somebody's bag and puts them back in the x-ray machine and then he goes through and brings them back again and then unzips one of the things to look inside and bust off the zipper

2:13:54 So now it stops the lining because he's trying to figure out how he can fix this problem. Yeah, I can't No He broke that little thing off and he didn't know what to do Did you take my advice? The no agenda tip? What was it? Did you go through the first class line at TSA or were just like a good little slave Didn't go through the first class line and I'll tell you why The first class line which was on the other end was it looked to me from a distance until I found out otherwise that it Was gonna be a man. It was gonna be the x-ray machine. I just assume go through the magnetometer I knew that what I could see was was there were seven but your fight You save time by going through the first class line because now the way they have TSA set up They don't check to see if your first class passenger, I'm doing it again today in Austin

2:14:37 And LAX, just go through. Well okay well keep doing it I'll do that but its kinda hard to convince someone when you're on a Southwest flight! I do it for Southwest! Okay... I always fly Southwest The problem is at the Oakland airport I want to go through the middle line, there's three big sections and the first class line is there. And it goes right into the x-ray machine. It's like all of the first class people get x-rayed. That's bullcrap because you can... Right after the check, turn left. No no! It's blocked off! Well then just opt out! Then just opt out!! Why should I opt out when i can just fly through the magnetometer? Okay, you're right. All right well sometimes but sometimes it can be a valuable little tip to know that they no longer chip Yes and now I agree is way to do it and San Francisco's where would come in handy Right um war on sugar for second Johnny boy Play this jingle! I don't have a war on sugar Oh You play war on chicken then yell sugar at me That's okay

2:15:34 So, we had a whole conversation about what the FDA ruling was on corn syrup not being called sugar or corn sugar. And you were quite steadfast on saying this is no, in fact I even called Buzzkill Jr out inappropriately as you pointed out but the FDA did say in their ruling that sugar has to be a crystalline structure Right. And someone tweeted... No, no they said it had to be a powder. Crystalline wasn't the issue Okay well powder but I will point out someone tweeted this link to me from The Book of Knowledge crystalline fructose is a real substance that looks just like sugar Oh yeah! No crystalline fructose is but that is not high fructose corn syrup It's made of corn

2:16:20 It is a different product and it's very expensive compared to high fructose. Let me just read you the book of knowledge, you tell me if it's of course it's the book of knowledge so could be full of crap. Crystalline fructose as a process sweetener derived from corn that has almost entirely fructose consists of at least 98% pure fructose any remainder being water and trace minerals. It is used as a sweetener in the likes of beverages and yogurts where it substitutes for high fructose corn syrup and table sugar Crystalline fructose is estimated to be about 20% sweeter than table sugar. But it is a form of non-sugar corn, it's basically corn so does it have the same bad properties? Does it make you fat like high fructose corn syrup or not? I think it probably does. Okay so that's where its going to go. Fructose in high amounts isn't the healthiest thing, it's good for fruit

2:17:15 So, but that's where it's going to go. It's going to go towards... Okay we'll see if that is possible but the corn is cheap as liquid shit they're all geared up to use it I don't think they are going back to a crystalline substance Very funny someone just sent me... But it says fructose on those labels by the way Someone just sent me an email With two pictures, I gotta put this on the show notes. It's log cabin maple syrup original maple syrup and it says now exclamation mark no high fructose corn syrup and then he takes a close-up of the back ingredients corn syrup Yeah, well corn syrup is different than high fructose corn syrup. Okay but you understand... What I get is the old original formula and it has high fructose corn syrup in it and I'm thinking wait a minute this product goes back to the 50's there wasn't any this is not original this is bull crap it was like coke they started using it So going back to my thesis about this is very interesting wow

2:18:16 Going back to my thesis about a, um... A virus having the- uh making a drone go haywire? I got like 10 emails on this now. Call of Duty Black Ops 2 which is a video game Which comes out i guess in November Is all about a future scenario where the enemy gains the keys To all our robotic killing machines! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And it comes out right at the time when we need the October surprise. How cool is that? Yeah, that's what you call cross-marketing. Hold on let me just... there's a trailer for Call of Duty Let me see if its worth anything I find those games to be very realistic and lifelike these days It's pretty amazing. I don't even have a game console. I don't play games. I'll give a crap But they're.. Some of the best ones are on the computer now. Yeah here The kids are way into them

2:19:15 Call of Duty. Let me just see if there's any information here... So that's interesting! Like, pushing the boundaries blah blah blah Here it is Okay we got a video Cool They've got letters typing on- ooh Wow There's a dude sitting at his desk None of this surprises m- It's ME! None of this surprises me I knew it was gonna happen Cooool drone

2:19:55 Robot, drones... Drone. Hellfire? Drones! Wow! Drone Robots Unmanned armies Awesome Nailed it Oh, there you go. That's what gonna happen It's a proof! It's proof What happens when the enemy steals the keys? That's proof Did you uh...go to Datapalooza No Did you even know about Datapalooza? No but I have a sneaking suspicion that i'm going to find out about it Tuesday as part of our new Tech Nation series we tagged along with US Chief Technology Officer Todd Park To the third annual Health Datapalooza

2:21:03 So we're here backstage at the 2012 Health Data Palooza, which is about to kick off. There are 1500 incredibly excited people outside celebrating a tidal wave of entrepreneurship and innovation that's happening built upon open liberated government data helping get the latest health information at their fingertips help doctors deliver the best possible care help employers promote health and wellness and much much more improving lives and creating jobs it's incredibly exciting What Todd is doing and everyone at HHS and healthcare.gov is trying to free that data so that apps like us can build much more quickly, much more easily. So we can focus on actually building the tools for the consumer and not accessing the data which is where we spend quite a bit of our time now

2:21:47 Okay, hold on a second data palooza John D fits into what was going on CNN over the weekend well I heard it on serious and then I was at the airport And I saw it in the airport is a big special report on CNN by this one woman. I've seen her before Cohen I think's your last name and it was the top ten horrible things that happened at the hospital or they routinely happen at the hospital including people having their operate on the wrong thing yeah, my eyeball being removed for no apparent reason my eyeball, you took out the wrong eyeball. I'm telling ya it was one horror story after another somebody had a feeding tube and they've got multiple tubes is the number six and they show somebody with a tube going into their veins to feed them drip of some drug and then a feeding tube and then somebody taking the feeding tube solution sending it into their veins and killing him because he can't send food that's because we didn't have all

2:22:45 Then there was a bunch of all these things it was just unbelievable went on and on and on I wish had some clips of it because they were all horror stories, and it was like what this is Could be I think this may be the tie-in. I was looking for well This is the big waste of money known as data palooza And by the way our new man on the scene do you know anything about our new? chief technology officer Todd Park Todd Park. No, but I bet you he's a winner. Yes co-founder of two successful health information technology companies began his career as a consultant for Booz Allen Hamilton you could not get more military industrial complex than Booz Allen Hamilton park co-founded Athena Health with Jonathan S Bush in 1977 and 1997 at the age of 24

2:23:35 It was the healthcare IT blah, blah, blah, blah. 2008 he co-founded Cast Light Health named by The Wall Street Journal as the number one venture backed company in America for 2011 so this guy is a huge shill and he's created Datapalooza you should actually take a look at his website. It's enough to make me sick. Oh yeah hdiforum.org catchy name guys And there's, uh... There's douchebag Todd Park. So this is- so they had the big app challenge That's what this was about First of all It's all these companies who are vying for government contracts to make some use out of our data Who gives a crap about your stupid government data? That's like a smoke screen Data! It's all data! It's all just... data

2:24:27 And who's gonna have a dashboard? Oh yeah. Well, who do they invite... Of course you need to celebrate! This is Todd Park he's Korean? Yeah I think so. So Park is a major Korean name it's like the four families of Korea Park is one of them. So if you were to invite a celebrity Who would you invite to spice up your data palooza?! Who would you invite? I'd invite Clooney Nah Clooney's uh no He can't do anything for him He's overexposed All right, who would you invite come on man? Take another guess uh well I would bet Bill Clinton would be good totally overexposed. That's no good He's no good. No no man You want someone hip remember this is data policy getting closer But it's data Palooza data pollute palooza which of course is a takeoff on Lollapalooza Zuckerberg Yeah, no you need a rocker man

2:25:27 Uh, uh... What's his name? The E Street guy. Yeah close! You're in New Jersey. Close enough no it's not Bruce Springsteen but you're close how about John Bon Jovi Oh why?! But okay It is my honor and privilege to introduce Mr. John Bon Jovi My honor and privilege to introduce me- you mean John Bongiovi from Red Bank are you kidding me is my honor and pri- DUDE But now listen to him, poor John. I know the guy. They give him a script so he basically somehow has to tie in this app challenge into his JBJ soul kitchen which i think is actually good thing He has these kitchens where you go and it's value for value either make a donation for your food or volunteer for your food And its got like 200 of these things. I like that! I have to say good initiative

2:26:25 But they've hired him to come in and he has to tie this bullcrap app challenge somehow into his story. So, they give him a script. Thank you! Good morning... Uh thank you Deputy Secretary Jones Hello everybody By the way I've edited this for your convenience Thank you very much for coming today This is a very exciting step towards new tool that draws upon open data including vital healthcare data and puts it in hands of people who are most need To provide you just a little background on why I'm here today, my foundation the Jon Bon Jovi Soul Foundation for the last several years has focused on issues of homelessness affordable housing and hunger. Our model at The Kitchen is about bringing community together in a self-sufficient empowered way where diners who can afford it are asked to leave with donation for their meal and those who can't volunteer

2:27:24 Today's finalists will test their apps at the Soul Kitchen, but I bring it up now because as a personal experience It is what let me here to be a partner on Project Reach Develop Challenge. Last winter, a volunteer at the kitchen... I don't need this script any longer He couldn't even read it That's funny. Last year challenged... Because somebody else wrote it, it was really annoying when somebody hands you a script to read and you don't want to read this. He is probably like what is this skip logic thing? How do I put that? What is this bull crap? Skip logic! Anyway... So we get another stooge in the White House. Wow geez what a shocker! That who they brought in You blew me away with this stunning revelation Let's go to Euroland for a moment

2:28:18 Because we haven't spoken about Euro land. Now, we have a couple of interesting things happening Spain now has received agreement not a check by the way Agreement that its banks its commercial banks will receive 100 billion euros and I shall tell you what this is being used for. They wanted 125 by the way That's dollars read it properly. I thought it was under 25 billion euros No, it's a hundred billion euros 125 billion dollars. All right go on yeah so this is The reason why this is happening? Is this is what's going to be well I'll read you the quote EU sources because they don't want and so there's 100 billion that all the finance ministers all these douchebags including that fat fat pig from Holland young case the yagher Microsoft integration IT douche who was probably at data palooza playing the skin flute

2:29:18 He, so they all got together on the phone and said yeah we'll all chip in. We're all going to give money So if you live in any European country They are taking your money Your tax money And giving it to commercial banks Who just failed because they suck! And they all agreed Yeah were gonna do it Now where does the money come from? Well says Wolfgang Schoble It will come from the ESM And this is what I've been harping about for what 9 months now The ESM, the European Stability Mechanism which is outside of all other European agreements and he literally says that's why it's so important that the ESM be ratified quickly. So they have to ratify this thing and this is... And it's an open-ended blank check for any country in Europe and it's not being talked about on mainstream media people don't realize you're signing away everything to the banks! Literally to the banks

2:30:19 So this is just one big, another bull crap story and this is just to press through the ratification of ESM. Now did you see the slapping video? Yes I did! And I have a link to it in the show notes You're talking about which well there may be more than one slapping video but the one that I... go on Okay so this is the Golden Dawn party They have a, which of course has immediately been... What are you slapping right now yourself? It was the slapping sound effect. Oh very good The Golden Dawn party which of course in the media has been portrayed as Nazis Yeah they're Nazis But I read a lot of blogs and stuff from people in Greece And I think you once sent me this link Ventanism Venetism Yeah You still read that guy No I don't

2:31:15 Well, he so what happened is they're on television show. I have the audio here It's kind of funny because he had one other guys from the Golden Dawn party and then two as My Greek blogger friends call them Greco kleptocrats ie The people who stole the money and they're sitting on a panel And this is annoying there's too annoying women and this guy eventually just gets so fed up with whatever I can't understand Greek and he tosses his water into one woman's face, and then the other woman gets up and he slaps her. But I mean like hard like three times like BAM! BAM! BAM!

2:31:57 There's the water. Slap the bitch, I think that means now i will say that this is something that uh The Golden Dawn promised they said we would go out and hit him in the mouth It's true promise Yes That was the whole thing the whole punchline yeah Yeah That was the punch line All Greek political parties, only Golden Dawn has kept its promise. Golden Dawn got 7% of the popular vote on May 6th parliamentary elections because it promised to hit all Greco-Kleptocrats! Indeed, Golden Dawn Minister of Parliament Aelius Kasidaris hit two socialist MPs on live TV with all Greeks watching this spectacular show again and again on replays It's great!" I think that is good

2:32:53 You know and but it'll be portrayed as crazy Hitler guys, but oh yeah Well because they're not following the right pattern of behavior right may a June 17th is the big election We'll see what happens there in you know people get Monation souvlaki handled peculiarly Hey I got something. I gotta discuss here This is interesting the front page of The Sunday New York Times mmm. I'm gonna read some clips from this Tell me there's not a, uh... There is not. This is not an attempt to sell drugs Okay To kids Uh, front page above the fold Big story with big picture of pill Risky rise of good grade pill That's the headline The Sunhead is taking stimulus Not for high but for higher SAT score Bath salts

2:33:49 Now it goes on and on, the boy exhale blah blah blah. Throughout it goes about how this thing actually works The drug was not cocaine or heroin but Adderall Uh huh See bath salts are no good you can plug those Pharmacy companies don't make crap from those I love the picture of the kid on the couch With his goofy smile that's on the web do ya have It's on page- That's inside He's got a really he's sitting on the couch completely hammered This is great I'm so baked dude Wow Basically, they got 1.6 million prescriptions And if you talk to any kids that are in college They all use this stuff and then you know it's because it makes you more competitive but this sounds more like an advertisement than any sort of scandal

2:34:41 And look how big that story is by the way. That is a big story This is a huge front page story and it goes inside and takes up an entire page, and mostly from what I can tell its cheerleading Yeah im looking at it now Huh So they warn against uh abuse of prescription Mm-hmm once you oh, this is nice quote once you break the seal on using pills or any of that stuff It's not scary anymore. Especially when you're getting a's said the boy who snorted Adderall in the parking lot Yeah Wow

2:35:25 Well, they have to because the bath salt thing is rampant and out of control right now. Right! And those are not... drug companies make nothing from that crap They got to kill that with bad publicity It's going to kill you it's not good for you all the rest of it I don't wouldn't use in a million years but it doesn't show to be that bad What was interesting is the story shifting now The story is shifting on this bath salts From zombies, which is how it all started right? It was like oh this guy's a zombie. Yeah they have gotten off the zombie meat. So have you figured out what they're moving over to now?

2:36:01 I heard it the other day and as soon as i heard it, I said ah that's the new meme. And then I didn't write it down so I can remember but you've heard of right? Of course here is CFR shill Erin Burnett. Erin Burnet whose waistline... She nails it! Her waist line is shrinking which is good news and but her brain is shrinking along with because she just propagating the formula. Fifth story out front drug enforcement officials are zeroing in tonight on a drug called cloud nine as the brand of bath salt that could I emphasize could because we don't know yet be behind cannibalistic behavior and right, right Right. That's what am I as soon as I heard that is it now? We're going to Cannibals cannibals Yeah So what's the movie is there a movie tie-in for cannibal movies well this There's a couple of things going on yes There is an NBC series

2:36:52 coming out which is Hannibal Lecter the series. All right that's it, Hannibal Lecter. That's right I knew that too! This is the promotion this week let's just listen to the expert who checks in here a string of attacks I'm going to show you some surveillance video of the most high-profile incident that happened in Miami last month when Rudy Eugene pinned down a homeless man and shooed off his face Last night we told you about a separate case also in Florida where police say Brandon DeLeon gnashed his teeth like an animal and tried to bite an officer while under the influence of a cocktail of drugs including Cloud 9. So what exactly is Cloud 9? It's awesome!

2:37:29 out front tonight, clinical toxicologist with the Poison Control Center Dr. Alexander Gerardin which by the way is a complete shill organization I was just gonna say we got a bunch of movies coming out Cannibal Diner coming out in 2012 Sleepwalking Cannibal coming on 2012 these are all movies then there's another one just the movie cannibal which came out 2011 I don't know if it ever go released so we've got cannibals, cannibals, cannibals appreciate you taking the time So um can you explain what is cloud nine Well, it's made by Mark Beninoff I think has made Cloud 9. Isn't that those guys? Yeah! So you know cloud nine is just really one of a number of different types of bath salts that are available out there and they go by names like white rush white lightning ivory wave and they all seem to contain three similar compounds MDPV methylone and mephedrone

2:38:21 So could there be an ingredient in Cloud 9 that... It's definitely very scary. But could there be an ingredient in it that causes this cannibalistic behavior that we've seen several examples of? Okay, now I want to stop here for a second because this is interesting and his answer will kind of accentuate the point. I read a little bit of crackpot stuff for you We need some of that on the... There are couple different pages or blogs about this stuff There was a guy Remember way back in the day John we were talking about binary drugs and a binary drug is you make sure that someone has something that they've ingested and then the minute they get The second piece of the binary drug, then they go ape shit. Yeah, we talked about this morning a few times yeah, so I believe there is a course an anonymous sort source That there was a major drug company

2:39:19 who was manufacturing MDPV bath salts, selling it to head shops. In addition to the drug's main psychoactive component MPDV he was asked to synthesize an additional element which he says... well he says it would come through radio waves I'm not sure about how that would work. Well you know look can I give you anything? They even had a trade name for it Cap'n Trips which of course is Kind of a callback to Captain Trips from the stand, from uh... What is that? But this is Cap'n Trips. K-A-P-I-N Yeah okay we don't care go on with the story And it would basically create this recreational drug that would be sold at gas stations and where people would be on the stuff and then they use the um Let me just get I got looked up the definition for you It's actually called something

2:40:23 Radionics, there we go. Radionics which is the use of blood hair or other substances unique to the person as a focus blah blah blah Essentially you can do this at a long distance and it would it could work through cell phones And David Cronenberg is the guy behind this right? Who's David Cronenberg The director who does movies that address this sort of thing Well I'm just saying there isn't an alternative theory Of course, I'm all on board with the movies, with the movie promotion. But there is an alternative theory that this could be a binary thing and that they're testing it now and they're flipping the switch because this guy who turned into a now cannibal in Miami... He was a religious guy he'd never done any drugs, smoked weed once in his life And all of sudden he goes nuts! Now listen to the expert saying that this is possible

2:41:23 Well, I think probably what we're seeing is that there's a probably an ingredient in there which we don't unfortunately really know yet at this time. That somehow interacts with the chemicals in the brain and either rather increases dopamine serotonin or norepinephrine these neurotransmitters in the brain and people respond differently to the different chemicals not everybody's the same it could be based on genetics We don't know why some people behave as cannibals and almost like zombie-like behavior, while other people who use the exact same batch... They behave as cannibals because they're hungry man! What are you talking about? ...really have no problem at all. And that's part of the problem is we don't have studies, we do not have trials a lot of what we know about these products are from patients that come into the ER and they're having adverse effects So I'm just saying i'm researching this by the way the original zombies come from Haiti

2:42:13 That's where the original zombie comes from and of course, the way you create a zombie is by giving them a small dose of the poison from a puffer fish. Certainly you know about this right? I know about the poison from a puffer fish that's what Fugu... Fugue yes exactly. Is derived from and you have to be very careful because if you nick that i think it's the liver one of the organs of the fish and you get one small drop of this toxin You just drop dead Right, but if you get... You can somehow dilute it. Well I guess people eat the puffer fish because it gives them kind of like a really weird taste around their mouth and then your mouth yeah But in Haiti this was used If you look at the lore of voodoo and zombies It was used to make people look like they were dead Because effectively they are pretty much dead but then They wake up after the effects of this puffer fish wear off

2:43:14 So I don't know, maybe that's part of that was synthesized or put into it. I'm just saying there are alternatives to the... Why else do we have all this zombie apocalypse CDC warning for? It is possible! Just I am just saying is possible You know, that's funny because you're the one who is the big hard writer on the movie thesis for all these things. We have lots of movies Eddie and what it called again? Eddie and the zombies or Eddie in The Cannibals. Eddie The Sleepwalking Cannibal That's the big one But here is what was really interesting so the girlfriend Of this guy formerly known as a zombie now a cannibal Who lives in Florida she came out

2:43:58 And she's now represented by Gloria all red a Gloria Allred is always there when there's money to be made although I think she's pretty real. She represents women But you know whenever there's a yeah, whenever there's a book deal or a movie deal or something? She's always right on it and she did a press conference with this woman and She says something that cracked me up Remember this is the whole reason for this press conference is she wanted to make sure that her client was not represented as a cannibal as well Anka and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism And the number of cases that are being reported in other states and countries such as Alabama Canada Maryland

2:44:40 Japan and Sweden. Wow, I had no idea cannibalism was so rampant John this is it's crazy now Let's talk about cannabis with Gloria Alred jokes are being made about this issue on late-night television This is horrible You can't joke about cannibalism for example last night Adam Sandler did a comic bit about it on Jimmy Kimmel But cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and well-being of both the cannibal and the victim It just cracked me up. It's very dangerous to you if your face is being eaten off. Yeah, that sure appears to be the case. Very dangerous... To the victim! Duh! Even the Center for Disease Control has weighed in on this important subject it is very important that the social taboo and stigma That have long been attached to this subject continues and that society condemns cannibalism I think there's a pro-cannibalism movement afoot John we have to look out

2:45:47 Pro cannibalism is on the rise. I'm watching a trailer called the cannibal zombie movie oh My goodness anyway, yeah indeed anyway Anyway, so there's another meme floating around that John Stewart tried to deconstruct no what we think you did it wrong What do you think is nothing more than just an excuse to? You know, to say...to use a term so you can say whatever you want. But it's the.. Just tell me there is not a meme after you play this clip of all the medley of people using the term? See if you can identify the term in this uh...medley of clips

2:46:30 Fair game. High school has always been this line, right? It's always what is fair game here Do you think it is a question that is worth asking In other words show the birth certificate or do you think that is out of bounds This comment to the Daily Beast saying Mitt Romney family comes from a polygamous commune in Mexico Is that fair game I mean is that fair to talk about Is it fair game putting the killing of Bin Laden in political ad and then taking additional step suggesting Mitt Romney would not have given the kill order Absolutely not. That's fair game. Launched the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden, is that fair game? Religion and the race for 2012 what's fair what's out of bounds Are you fair game if you come out and criticize the president Is it fair game to attack him with the most vitriolic type of names The issue of motherhood...is it fair game

2:47:17 And they were doing this to both candidates, I wouldn't say a word. I'd say well you know what? Fair game! Now this battle over Bain... What is fair game? Tax on Mitt Romney the businessman and whether or not that in fact fair game Was that fair game?! And a successful strategy for the Democrats to use Romneys business record against him Text your answer to 36288 type SR1 for fair game SR2 for dirty politics Alright, fair gay Fair game. Oh, fair game. What did you say? Fair gay! I heard fair gay. Fair Gay?! I'm a fair gay. Fair gay... Alright so you took this from Jon Stewart and how did he deconstruct it and what do you have on it He was crazy just went all over the place I don't think there's anything to it I think that the term is being used as a lead in to say whatever you want And then you've.. In other words they say well let's talk about this guy's religious preference

2:48:12 I don't know if that's fair game. Do you think it's fair game to say that he was a pedophile? You think it was fair game to say, is a stooge for the government? You said it was fair game and someone says no, it's not fair game. Okay well then I won't mention it. It's just an excuse to get bull crap information into the public domain as though this is the mainstream media again at work. This is a trick used to put in National Enquirer types of lead-in stories and information, that's all it is. It just is like this is my get out of jail free card if I just say...I ask the question first I say the statement yeah the guy's actually bald and he wears a wig you think it's fair game to talk about it?

2:48:53 It's just a scam. It is typical news media scam. Yeah, it's to hedge your bets so you can say the word without being blamed for saying it Right and this is the same trick as people... I do this by the way and feel bad about every time I do it is taking a headline that is very unfair and probably not representative of the article, and putting a question mark at the end. Oh god yeah I hate that you do that really? Douche. I have done it yes I have. You're a douche. Give me a douche bag now No I'm not gonna give you a douche bag. I did want to just talk about the stupid PR headline of the day Now we discussed

2:49:34 State Department's rewards for justice net website and they've updated the website since we talked about it You've seen this you see that they have now added a whole bunch of new douches from lemon. Yep Okay, so how do you promote that? How do you go out and how do you promote the fact That you now have up to twenty five thousand dollars on dudes with turbans running around That the president has on his kill list on his baseball cards To Go and drone So how do they promote it? They go to SITE, that is the s-i-t-e Site Intelligence Group which you can find at siteintelgroup.com and you get them to come out with an unconfirmed story which no one can independently verify that a Somali Islamicist offered 10 camels for Obama and only a few hens for Hillary Clinton And I want you to go to this site

2:50:32 Actually, if you can choose between I'm looking at it now jihadist threat or white Supremacists threats and you can't actually get to any of the news stories because you have to subscribe to this This is the big, and this by the way is where all the translations that the US government uses come from. They translate all of these so-called jihadi websites which no one ever has a link to the article No one ever has the actual audio which they say was translated from audio This is the craziest PR move I've ever seen in my life only to promote the fact that we have now put more bounties on people's heads

2:51:14 And I've never heard of someone getting paid off by the way. All because what happens is we just go and drone the guy. Actually, I heard there was a negotiations for the Obama thing because he was worth 10 million or something...I forgot. Who? Obama? Yeah no, I'm sorry Osama Oh, yes. Someone claimed it I'm sure yeah Yeah But this is the Obama Osama mistake oh my goodness but then everyone runs with the story you got to be really careful because this was on knowage in the news network at the dot-com a hundred times like oh This guy came out and said he's only worth ten camel. That's a PR move

2:51:52 And someone if someone has enough money because if you click on any of these stories, let's see Let's see if we can get the report from this great organization. Let's see Al-qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri urged Tunisians to demand Sharia based governance in an audio speech Where is this? It's on the homepage under jihadist news What look at the home page I'm on The home page You can either click to white supremacists threats or jihadist threat There's no other threats apparently. Well, I'm on the jihadist threat page right? I have right there in the home page Sorry urges Tunisians yeah, okay that one Okay So a click on the story for the full hottest news so click on the story for the full article Again and then it says choose your category personal use academic institution press government corporate so with the green one is personal use I'm like okay

2:52:47 That's casual individuals, students, professors and retired military. 300 bucks How much? 300 bucks Yeah! 300 bucks to get your stupid propaganda Well here let's do something with this And look at what they...here Subscribe now and gain unparalleled insight into the jihadist threat including breaking news The latest prop- The latest propaganda from jihadist groups Yeah, propaganda exactly Exclusive translations. Enjoy ad-free content This is and this is what they all use site set up by a bunch of shills We have to get to the bottom of this here about the site You can find out who it's two shills who set this thing up here Rita Katz director and co-founder of the site intelligence group has studied tracked and analyzed international terrorists

2:53:52 She has personally briefed government officials. Born in Iraq, graduate of Middle Eastern Studies program at Tel Aviv University. She speaks both Arabic and Hebrew she looks like a hysteric housewife of Orange County Mrs Katz is the author of Terrorist Hunter And then Josh Devon he's the other co-founder University of Pennsylvania Yeah, of course The spy university where they all come from This is bullcrap

2:54:28 I can't spend $300 on getting these stupid stories, but just look at the headlines. And then and I never see a link. If you put the headline into Google you get to cite, to cite, to cite, same thing. But you'll see site S-I-T-E Site Intelligence Group is the one that's always being cited with a C their source but everywhere you know here's the story from CNN we cannot confirm independently if this was really true they never have you know if I could just get the audio then I could at least have it translated and then we could find out maybe if the audio was the actual guy there always talking about jihadist websites where are these jihadists web sites and how come our Department of Homeland Security can't take them down? They can take down every other website

2:55:13 Yeah, we put a big notice up. Yeah why don't they take that down? Because somebody copied a movie... yeah they got access to the DNS they could take it down at the drop of a hat. Yeah you know well point well taken Alright, we got a lighter note. We gotta get out of here man you got one more thing well Yeah, cuz I want to lead into the clip do the end of show clip yeah into show clip So there was a special on done by the Australians and have to say the Australians are very adept at doing documentaries that are deadpan what is their extrusion is what is what does dead pan mean now other words deadpan is like

2:55:50 You say something that is extremely like biting or you make some sort of commentary and you have a blank. The Dutch are all deadpan, okay? They say stuff and they don't show no emotion in the process And there's this type of humor called dead pan which is like you say something that's really hilarious But you just look at it like what I didn't know was funny kind of thing. So there's the, I have to get back to my this way it's the Rainbow Bridge there were this thing it was that was done by the Australians who is extremely critical of the nut balls who own ferrets and we'd probably have said I want to insult any no agenda listeners but it seems to me when you watch this documentary that there's some poisonous substance on the ferret

2:56:31 and people keep kissing them, and then they're just some next thing you know they're in love with a ferret. Wait a minute wait a minute it's a love drug? The ferret has a love substance on that it makes your love of the ferret It's not like ecstasy No, I don't think so. Wait a minute This is my theory by the way because I see these people they're always nuzzling and kissing the ferret on the lips often It's kind of disgusting So anyway, so there they talk about the ferry then they fall in love with these ferrets And they have tons of ferrets and sort of end to show clip will discuss this in more detail But it just as a lead and I want this clip that just talks about ferret heaven which is definitely worth listening to

2:57:18 The Rainbow Bridge is a very important part of the ferret owner's life because the babies that have passed go over the bridge and wait for you. When you go over the bridge, they're going to be there It's kind of like a little ferret heaven And they say when they die They go over to the rainbow bridge and live happily ever after there it's good thing to think that they don't just end I'm gonna start crying. They have too much personality to think that they just end... You have a lack of life! So you have to... Too much personality. I'm telling ya, if you start watching this and you cannot take your eyes off it the Australians are some of the best documentarians in the world and we could use some more donations from them by the way they do some wonderful stuff in this came out ABC 2 which is your were Maynard our buddy Maynard yeah

2:58:18 So that would be the end of show clip you'll get a kick out of it. There's more of this ferret love? Oh, it's worse! The end of show clip is worse than... Do people have inappropriate things with these ferrets or...? No they're too small I think Whatever the case they have all these uh It's just some weird story You gotta see look for the Ferret documentary done by ABC Is available on the YouTubes? I don't know maybe should be Highlights gentlemen we will keep our eye on the war on data the war on sugar the war on chicken The War on children I should mention by the way also from Australia. They have something new going on down there called healthy kids check

2:59:01 Three-year olds will be screened for early signs of mental illness and a new federal government program that uses behaviors such as sleeping with the light on, having tamper tantrums or extreme shyness as signs of possible psychological problems. Put the kid on Adderall! My daughter's in the corner shaking her head like everyone is crazy. Wait a minute you sleep with the light on so therefore you have psychological problems? Oh God, really? Yeah. Alright everybody I'm off to Los Angeles! I'll be back here in Camp MoFo Tuesday night and i'l get ready for the show on Wednesday We will have a great show on Thursday once again Please remember us we're value for value proposition here End of Show Clip coming up about ferrets Here in the capital of drone star state as we run into overtime In the morning everybody I am Adam Curry

2:59:52 And from Northern Silicon Valley, plain and simple I'm John C. Duvorak. comes chirping in dismay. How could I be so mean, so cruel to take her prize away? tried to learn it. I know Sue can command the deaf ferrets to do things and they'll do them just by like come and she'll say something about she loves them, and things like this." For me it seemed as my children got older grew up and moved out that I sort of replaced them with ferrets who liked him The advantage was that

3:01:04 I could put them in a cage and they arrest you if you do that with your kids. Hi! Ride em cowboy! When they do pass away, I have their bodies cremated and I have them in little tins and there here in the ferret room with me They're always with me Because I have a big deep freeze, I end up collecting dead ferrets of all people in the club because we can get up to 25 pounds

3:01:41 cremated for a good price. So we collect 25 pounds of dead ferret and then after their ashes come back, we kind of divvy them up and go okay here's two teaspoons for you and let's see...you had two ferrets so you get four teaspoons! My husband thinks it's very very weird he complains that there is at any given time more dead ferrets in my freezer than there are There's food for humans. And then with single-mindedness she feathered up her nest She lined it with my children socks, she really liked them best And then she decorated it with bits of treasure found Treasure being anything that chanced to hit the ground Ferret oh ferret gather us stuff Ferret my ferret when will you have enough

3:02:39 Oh, won't somebody please think I'll dress? If you wake up with the blues trying to fill your day with news there's one thing you must remember no agenda in the morning for a healthy balanced news diet try noagendashow.com adiosmopo.org slash na