Topic: Kiss

18 chapters across the catalog

Secretary of Egg
Episode 1823

1823: Secretary of Egg

Kennedy Center Honors, Sylvester Stallone, and Kiss Tribute Bands

The Kennedy Center Honors are characterized as a rejection of establishment entertainment norms, specifically noting that popular audience favorites rarely receive major awards. Sylvester Stallone is highlighted for never winning an Academy Award despite his commercial success with the Rocky franchise. A discussion of the band Kiss follows, including an anecdote about a high-quality tribute band performance in Seattle and the financial success of Gene Simmons.

Tomahawk Turnaround
Episode 1809 2:45:22 - 2:51:01

1809: Tomahawk Turnaround

Ace Frehley Passing and Climate Change Metrics

KISS founding member Ace Frehley has passed away at age 74 following a fall and subsequent brain bleed. In environmental news, a new study claims global temperatures have risen 0.3 degrees since 2015, leading to more "hot days" per year. The discussion critiques the shifting metrics of climate accords, noting that previous predictions of an ice-free Arctic by 2014 failed to materialize.

Dadgum
Episode 1783 12:46 - 14:42

1783: Dadgum

Coldplay Concert Kiss Cam, HR Department Infidelity Scandal

A viral story involving a man caught on a stadium "Kiss Cam" at a Coldplay concert with a woman who was not his wife is analyzed. The woman in the video panicked immediately upon seeing herself on the big screen, leading to the discovery that she was an HR representative at the man's workplace. The incident sparked widespread social media memes regarding the hypocrisy of corporate HR departments and the relatable nature of public embarrassment.

Vermox
Episode 1592 2:00:16 - 2:09:17

1592: Vermox

Associate Executive Producer Roll Call and Donation Notes

A long list of Associate Executive Producers is read, including Alan Bowes, Jason Bible, and Kevin McLaughlin. McLaughlin is noted for his recurring "boob" donations ($80.08 or $60.06) while promoting various types of melons. The hosts express gratitude for the diverse support from listeners across the United States and Europe.

Old Trout
Episode 1552 1:21:40 - 1:24:03

1552: Old Trout

Paul Stanley and Dee Snider on Gender Care

Paul Stanley of the band KISS sparked controversy with a tweet criticizing the "normalization" of gender-affirming care for children, calling it a "dangerous fad." Dee Snider of Twisted Sister initially supported Stanley's statement, remarking that he was glad his parents didn't jump to conclusions when he "felt pretty" during his glam rock years.

Heat Map
Episode 1368 3:35:37 - 3:42:48

1368: Heat Map

Outro, COVID Parody Songs, Final Mix

The episode closed with a series of COVID-themed parody songs based on KISS hits, including "I Was Made for Mausoleum" and "Beth (I Hear You Calling)." A final audio mix featured gaffes from Joe Biden, Bill de Blasio, and other political figures, emphasizing the show's theme of "media deconstruction." The hosts signed off with their traditional "Adios Amorphos" as the "exhausted" rhetoric of the week played out.

Adam's Storytime
Episode 1337 17:20 - 19:07

1337: Adam's Storytime

British Youth Trends, French Kissing Decline

A reported trend among boys in Britain suggests a declining interest in French kissing. Anecdotal evidence from local social circles indicates that the practice is going out of vogue among the younger generation. The cause of this shift remains unclear, though it is noted as a distinct change in cultural behavior.

White Tears
Episode 1256 1:28:42 - 1:31:04

1256: White Tears

Dame Swanee, Husband Douchebag Callout

Anne Comfort is elevated to Dame Swanee after finalizing her donation status. She uses her message to call out her husband for being a "douchebag" for listening to the show for years without contributing. She requests a menu of king crab legs and jumbo shrimp for the roundtable and asks for the "kiss my ring" jingle to be played.

Imminent Threat
Episode 1207 1:10:26 - 1:15:51

1207: Imminent Threat

Stink Bug Update, Kissing Bugs, and Chagas Disease

A discussion on the prevalence of marmorated stink bugs leads to a warning about the "kissing bug," which features an orange rim on its shell. These bugs are carriers of Chagas disease, which can be fatal to humans and dogs if left untreated. Reports of these insects have surfaced in Tennessee and Georgia, prompting advice to avoid direct contact.

Don's Dentures
Episode 988 31:09 - 34:35

988: Don's Dentures

Gene Simmons on Me Too, Social Media Deletions

KISS frontman Gene Simmons addressed the "Me Too" movement during a BBC appearance, defending his past lifestyle while acknowledging the need for legal recourse in cases of actual abuse. Simmons argued that victims should go to the police rather than the "court of public opinion" on social media. Meanwhile, reports surfaced of Facebook and Twitter deleting posts that used derogatory language toward men as hate speech.

Trump Head
Episode 795 2:22:43 - 2:26:12

795: Trump Head

Campus Consent Laws and NYU Student Confusion

New "Affirmative Consent" or "Yes Means Yes" laws are going into effect at universities in New York and California. An NYU student's "man on the street" interviews reveal widespread confusion among students regarding whether kissing constitutes a sexual act requiring explicit verbal consent. The law's lack of clear definitions regarding "incapacitation" and "silence" is criticized as creating a legal gray area for college students.

Trump Head
Episode 795 2:26:13 - 2:30:07

795: Trump Head

USC Consent Carnival and 1984 Parallels

The University of Southern California (USC) hosted a "Consent Carnival" featuring Hershey's Kisses to teach students about five types of consent: affirmative, coherent, willing, ongoing, and mutual. The hosts compare these bureaucratic sexual regulations to George Orwell's "1984," specifically the party's attempt to "distort and dirty" the sex instinct. They argue that such policies are designed to replace natural human interaction with state-mandated protocols.

Hot Rhetoric
Episode 784 1:52:37 - 1:55:10

784: Hot Rhetoric

The Real, Mirror Kissing Segment

The daytime talk show "The Real" is criticized for a segment where a hostess was challenged to "passionately" kiss a handheld mirror. The hosts mock the absurdity of the competition and the high-energy reactions of the show's cast to the "dopey" task.

Felonious Bears
Episode 432 26:50 - 28:05

432: Felonious Bears

Chick-fil-A Publicity Stunts, PR Executive Death

The hosts briefly address the media frenzy surrounding Chick-fil-A, characterizing the various protests and "kiss-a-thons" as successful publicity stunts. They mention the sudden death of a PR executive at the company following the initial controversy. The segment concludes that the media coverage has significantly increased brand awareness for the fast-food chain.

Hats of State
Episode 367

367: Hats of State

Navy Homecoming Lesbian Kiss, Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal

The first public lesbian homecoming kiss in the U.S. Navy occurred following the repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Media outlets including CNN and The Telegraph circulated footage of the event, which took place as a ship returned from deployment. The imagery is characterized as a strategic public relations move to normalize gay couples in the military by featuring an attractive female couple rather than men.

Flying Antenna
Episode 355 1:09:26 - 1:12:03

355: Flying Antenna

Gene Simmons Promotes Ortsbo Translation Software

KISS frontman Gene Simmons appears on Fox and Friends to defend Israel following the Sarkozy-Obama hot mic incident. The hosts point out that the appearance was a staged promotion for Ortsbo.com, a universal language translation service in which Simmons is a partner. They use this as an example of how all television content is essentially a commercial promotion.

Fox News Babes
Episode 134 14:58 - 22:41

134: Fox News Babes

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 2010 Nominees, and ABBA

The 2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are criticized for moving away from traditional rock genres. Nominees including ABBA, Donna Summer, and LL Cool J are cited as evidence that the institution has "jumped the shark." The transition of the induction ceremony from an intimate industry dinner at the Waldorf Astoria to a televised event at Madison Square Garden is noted as a negative shift.