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00:01 Did you know that you can spin plates on the end of a stick? Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's September 27th 2009 time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 134 This is no agenda Armed with nothing more than a PayPal account and a cell phone coming to you from the minimum security containment cell in Gitmo Nation West San Francisco California I'm Adam Curry And from the Pacific Northwest Gitmo Enclave While dodging black helicopters, I'm John C. Crack. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! Dodging black helicopters, John? There is a bunch of them up here Really? Yeah constantly Cool In fact the whole slew of them landed over at our local airport I think three or four of them like about a month ago You're shitting me you really yeah there was they landed there because uh... There is a bunch of Are they literally black

00:57 Yeah, yeah the black helicopters. The ones you see in Washington DC? Yeah I mean people joke about them all the time and... Go to Washington DC sometime and just look up there are black helicopters all over the place It's also in the new Dan Brown book There is a couple of instances of the black helicopter landing in D.C And they have whisper mode Well, that I... You know, we start the show and all of a sudden your Skype connection is kind of funky. I don't know why? Let me kill a few things maybe it's my browser Yeah maybe you should have waited until all the porn was uploaded Mind you i'm saying to people that John uploads porn not downloads He has got a huge business on his side If I had that business I wouldn't be talking to you I am sure that I would make a lot of money

01:51 Hey, man. We went to Christina and I went to Stinson Beach yesterday That's a good spot yeah And I noticed something which I didn't know was uh? I don't know if I can call it a trend or I thought it was something very specific only two to kind of like weird Hippied out places like where where I went in Spain this rock balancing have you heard of this and No. Okay, rock balancing is and I saw this for the first time in Formentera is essentially people getting into kind of like a Zen-like state and balancing rocks on top of each other and this typically happens near the sea

02:42 you know, obviously a place where there are rocks. And on Stinson Beach when you kind of get down to the beach on the left-hand corner near the cliffs there was a whole slew of people balancing rocks on top each other and this shit is outrageous John when you see Did you bring your camera and just take some pictures? Yeah, there's a... Christina put a couple of pictures on her Facebook site so I'll grab one and I'll publish that somewhere. But if you go to Wikipedia it turns out that this is like a new age thing! And is being done all over here. Here, I just sent you link on Skype check it out though because you look at this stuff was like huh?! And the things you see in the on this wiki page

03:29 almost as exciting as what I saw yesterday on Stinson Beach. It's just outrageous what people are stacking up on top of each other and like this has got to be something of the dawning at the age of Aquarius, you know? This is gotta be something that can only be done now with the magnetic poles and the solar winds and there's gotta be some gravitational pull to it and people getting into some new consciousness slash awareness that they're able to do this uh... you see the light what's a rock yeah but look at how they're buddies put on it then and then happens to be you know in balanced yahoo tried this i do this all the time doing now is not easy dude if so i don't know who's just was to me as like huh well i thought this was only like a hippie thing down in spain but that's happening everywhere did you know that you can spend plates on the end of the stick

04:29 hold on let me just mark that I love it when i get the opening of the show so early on. I'm just saying okay? I thought it was interesting well you know, Marin County is the hippy dippy nexus in California yeah so there's no shock that they'd be doing something like this but this is something relatively new now this hasn't been going on since the sixties and rocks have certainly been around since the 60s I'm just saying it's a, I would say it's noteworthy. Looks like it goes back to a book by Stuart Finch or no by Sarah Phelan interestingly enough. Who is? Sarah Phelan from the Phelan family in Metro, oh that was a newspaper article on Metro Santa Cruz

05:19 And it was Stuart Finch doing rock balancing in 2001. And then it kind of lay, well there's a... No no, 1999 there was a Christian Science Monitor story that predates that and then 1994 this is all at the bottom of the wiki page. Yeah I'm seeing that. Partners Beach Works strike a balance between art and nature That's probably the original down in LA figures. Crazy freaks Well anyway, it's seeing a resurgence then. Let's put it that way which is interesting Yeah Did you try it? In Formentera I did but the stuff I saw at Stinson Beach yesterday and like I was intimidated like no fucking way I can't do that It's almost impossible quite impressive But I will try some now for sure I got to try me some of that rock balancing

06:14 So okay, so that was it what does you know there's a lot of little nugget gemstones on that beach I didn't find any Didn't find any gemstones And I will say we also saw another movie which i'd like to review briefly all right district 9 Oh, you know I've been wanting to see that. I'm gonna see it on DVD obviously but everybody who- every nerd who's seen that movie says is the greatest thing ever John That is the biggest piece of crap I have ever had to sit through Christina and I were sitting there, and after like seven minutes we look at each other like this is gonna suck ass. Yeah it probably will! And then there's just all these stomach churning moments...I actually got acid reflux just sitting there watching the movie. What Christina? Let's not spoil all the great moments in the movie

07:16 and uh... is done by a peter jackson is neither peter jackson that he's the guy did the muppet movie in the book but will be i thought you did some other at the end of it was that the muppets do you think there's been much to do those little homes are running around and then the lord of the rings out of the race them up Exactly, it's the Muppet movie guy. So you know it's just like you sit there and you're waiting for something to happen and nothing ever happens which is exactly like Lord of the Rings

07:52 Which I saw like one and I'm like, okay that's another three hours of my life. I'm not gonna get back. I'm not gonna watch any more Lord of the Rings. I'm sorry. I don't get it It's just not for me Well, I'm getting the impression that The Lord of the... now having heard this review from you which I still have not heard a negative review except until now I haven't seen it but uh... but i'm not getting the impression that was the people who like lord of the rings who probably like this movie in their raving about how to make sense and it's well made on them make no mistake this is cinematography in special effects uh... outstanding actually uh... and costume design again outstanding but it's like a do you have a lot of subtitles because like aliens one click

08:33 If I want to see subtitles, I go watch like a foreign film. Like a film noir or something. Yeah where you learn something. And if... yeah exactly! If i could actually learn some of the alien speak but it was and the other characters were all South African. You should have added that in Klingon which is real language. No no Klingon you can actually learn And the rest is all South African, which is kind of disturbing by itself. The only funny thing is these aliens were basically seen as outcast and they've all been herded into a ghetto which is District 9 and there's a slang derogatory term for them which is prawns. It was just kind of funny. Hey you prawn! You know almost like using the N-word on a person of African American descent

09:21 And it was just a prawn, but it was also with that South African accent. Prawns on the barbie if that was only in the movie If someone had cut one shrimp on the Barbie joke It would have been funny then I would have liked it But it just wasn't there piece of crap You know what? Well tell you what did they tell us wait give us the story First of all, something that you cave dug if you reveal it is going to ruin it for somebody. No its not going to ruin it for anybody. Okay so the story is 20 years ago a huge spaceship parks itself over Johannesburg South Africa and

10:04 And nothing happens. So they go up and knock on the door, so they drill it open and there's all these aliens like a million of them and they're all sick unhealthy because they can't get their ship back into orbit or whatever. They transport them down to District 9 which becomes a ghetto. They love cat food by the way and they're just treated as, you know... They are basically in a FEMA camp. And nothing happens but these prawns are seen as pests and then so they're gonna move them to a real concentration camp where they can because they have to clean up this ghetto and they do it in a very typical fascist way It's like, you know, hey prawn get out of here! You've got 24 hours to go to your new tent your new beautiful tent

10:58 And of course the prawns don't really want to do that, but then it all comes down to a couple characters where they've been working for 20 years on building this special module which will go up and reconnect with the ship. Once that reconnects then all of the prawns can be beamed out of there and then they can go back home and then the main character who works for MNU multinational, multinational universal or whatever which is basically a kind of not Blackwater but a kind of Halliburton type company. They're given the assignment to no bid contract to move all the prawns out and the guy who's running that he... He's about to wear

11:44 To the... Where are they gonna move him to? No, they're gonna move him to the concentration camp. From the slum to the concentration- It's less of a- This is my point John! I was like bleh And then he gets some kind of alien fluid sprayed in his face and then he starts to become an alien hybrid. Then it's all about him becoming a hybrid, because as a hybrid... He can understand the hurt that they feel? Oh yeah! Not only that but he can use their weapons because he has the DNA. You can't use their weapons unless you're one of them. Exactly! It was crap! Crap crap crap crap crap

12:20 There you go, one big crap down. Wow! Yeah really? How did it end but wait let me guess because now they understood each other Not exactly I don't want to spoil it John Oh come on No no no I want people to go see it and please go through the same experience I did and tell me if the ending was worth it Come on, tell us the ending. I refuse! I refuse... No way..I'm not gonna do it. It's supposed to be one of the best endings in any movie ever You're kidding me That what they said? Who is saying this shit?! These people They? They! Gotta get that clip about they. Who's they? I'm sorry

13:12 It's horrible. And my daughter is really into this kind of stuff. She didn't like it? No, no she said should we walk out and I said mom dude we're already half hour into it. Seriously! I love walking out on stuff. There were lots people... I walked down an old yeller. Oh my god I couldn't take it. I thought old yeller was a piece of crap as a kid. I guess there's an ice in high school I read the book and I got up and walked out I've walked out of That walked out of I'm locked out of a lot of movies, but sometimes you just get up and leave Well a lot of people were walking out were they oh yeah? Oh yeah, I'd say 1 3rd of the theater walked out You're kidding

13:58 Wow. No, and I was just nauseous so I'm like yeah might as well just sit here. I was just nauseous! I couldn't get up and throw up Well the whole thing is like fingernails falling off and puking black stuff it's like oh all right Oh So its also gross Yeah in a way yeah In a way its kind of gross I don't like people puking on camera I dont' like it It's not...I am no into it I dont' like people puking in my general direction There's word for that Amidophobia They're just not into it. I don't like puking if you got a puke don't call me unless you're really hot in the hole I Have I have held? Pretty pretty beautiful women's hair while they were puking but that still kind of an unattractive thing so Before we get into true gitmo stuff, I got a real problem That is really really really pissing me off the

14:58 You know, every year around this time since 1986 or 1987 particularly when I was living in the New York area either in the city or in New Jersey and working in the city it would be kind of an exciting time because it would be time for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction dinner. Are you familiar with this? So, and it's never been televised but you always have a couple of highlights. And what was kind of cool about it is that you have the biggest rock n' roll superstars in all history, all coming together at the Waldorf Astoria. You'd have to pay... At the time it was $1,000 a seat for the dinner, horrible rubber chicken dinner and you had that know somebody to buy into a table so of course with the MTV vibe I could always get in and it was the funniest thing because you have all these guys who would never be caught dead in a tuxedo and they would all be wearing tuxedos! And literally from Bob Dylan

16:02 to Mick Jagger, everybody all dressed in penguin suits. And then the cool thing at the end of the night is, you know after everyone got inducted and we'd have these great speeches and funny speeches. It was a real small tight industry thing then there would be this famous Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame jam. Usually Paul Schaeffer of Letterman's band he would lead it. You get like this array of people on stage like oh my god I can't believe all these guys are jamming together right? So you've got kind of the vibe So this year, things are going to be done a little bit differently. First of all it's going to held at Madison Square Garden. It is going... Yeah! That right there tells you something fucked up. Yep! Totally! It is going to be televised I think it might even be live. I happen know two XMTV or they still work for MTV Two MTV guys who were producing this telecast

17:04 And now may I please read to you the list of nominees for the 2010 induction. So that means that of these names, 12 nominees, um...I think 5 of them will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame You ready? Can I guess what your gonna do It's gonna be one of those ridiculous lists. Well, it... Yeah but this is not a joke list This is the actual list Go The Hollies Okay The Chantelles Okay The Red Hot Chili Peppers No Okay I don't think so LL Cool J Nope Kiss Jimmy Cliff Genesis Jimmy Clips have reggae Oh yeah! But it gets better Genesis

18:02 now it says Darlene Love who's Darlene love? Darlene Love she's from um yeah no she's like a Motown artist come on you know Darlene Love there's probably well anyway here come the two final kickers Donna Summer has been nominated Donna Summer disco queen nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and do they know what rock n roll is oh uh here it comes John ABBA Abba, and there's it's on you go to rockhall.com the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame the official Rock & Roll Hall of Fame of The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Museum has the audacity and the balls To actually nominate ABBA to The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame It's official Rock n' roll is dead from this point on it does not...it's jumped the shark Fuck it

19:06 So, and oh yeah by the way and The Stooges are also nominated which I think is Iggy Pop. Iggy & The Stooges? Yeah Iggy & The Stooges which i think would be valid it will be valid so if you take ABBA Darlene Love Donna Summer Jimmy Cliff LL Cool J Rock n Roll Hall of Fame what what is this this may be the I blew Judy McGrath at MTV rock-and-roll hall of fame but this is not a real rock'n roll hall of fame It's bogus, dude. Yeah... Someone in the chat room just said we're missing Taylor Swift! Well she'll be nominated next year. She'll be nominated next year. I'm sure there are a buzz about her right now. She wasn't nominated! Yeah, Kanye- I can just see Kanye West jumping on stage Hey man, Taylor Swift should be nominated not this abercrap

20:01 I bet you 10 bucks she gets mentioned. Oh wait, no she'll be in the jam, she'll be jammin'. She'll be in the all-star jam! You're right...I'm not even gonna refute that. I think you are absolutely right. So anyway... It's corruption man. No it's not corruption it's craziness. How can you even say? Look, I am not against ABBA they got some good tunes And I like you know the musical and all that, and the movie with Meryl Streep. It's a good little franchise they had going there. I didn't like that movie with Meryl Streep. But that doesn't matter! That's to me. It's okay but please Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?

20:49 Give me a freaking break. And even if they're not inducted, just putting them on the nominee list is insulting. It's insulting to... People who like rock and roll? Yeah! I mean Kiss is okay, they're real... it's kind of bubble gum but yeah. Fuck yeah! No doubt about it biggest touring shows ever. They probably should be in the Hall of Fame at some point. Sure, The Stooges? I mean they held up to test time and they have tribute bands I saw a tribute band years ago. We were just floating around, some people at PC Magazine were having an event in Seattle and we're floating around Pioneer Square and he walked into some club there that has a lot of music and there was a kid... Was it loud? Was it loud music John did it hurt your ears? I always carry ear protection So you go into a club

21:45 Right, with all these hot babes and then you put in these orange like ear protectors? I actually used a Billson fiberglass. I think that works better Okay So, I'm not... where should go deaf by these illegally loud bands. Some of these things..I had to go through this in the early days when there were groups like... well i got to see Cream up close. Oh that is pretty hot! These guys had like you know a thousand and Jimi Hendrix's songs six times or I'd be deaf if I wasn't wearing ear protection anyway so So this Kiss band was just cranking up and they had all the exact same outfits, they had the fire coming out of a guy's mouth. They did every song in every shtick and I watched it and said, I've seen Kiss! It was a small venue too which is cool but it was amazing how this band... This band was outstanding, I wish I could remember their name

22:43 That's my story about KISS. I know it's not exciting, it's just a story Well yeah that's why I'm not jumping up and down But I feel like I've seen this band Let me uh just switch gears here for a second John Please I saw our president just the other day talking about of course health care reform and there was a URL, and of course most of our listeners slash producers will know that this is the work we actually do. We watch really stupid television and then we go to URLs and record clips off of television We do this because we're not just gonna let ourselves be hoodwinked by the crap that's being spewed out on us through the media and The URL was facts about reform org, and I don't have a copy of the commercial. I would have expected about facts about reform Yeah facts fine, but it's not or not gov No, it's dot-org And this is what was interesting and that's really why caught my eye Thank you for bringing that up

23:43 And he did, the president did in his commercial talk about these four points. Make your own health care decisions Keep coverage if you have a pre-existing condition Lower costs and caps on out of pocket expenses And focuses on preventative care so that we can prevent illness So these four talking points if you will are reflected On this website and of course I don't just like every other stupid sheeple look at the site and go, oh that's good. I look at the About Us or Who We Are and then you gotta a couple links in and then you got to About Us and then you find let see we are sponsored by Americans for Stable Quality & Care Then you've gotta click on stablequalityandcare.org And then you go to about us

24:36 some of our supporters include and down at the bottom there's the PHRMA, and you click on that link. And that is basically a member list of companies like Amgen, AstraZeneca, Bayer Healthcare, Beringer, Bristol-Myers Squibb We also have here EMD, Serrano, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson & Johnson Eli Lilly, Merck. So essentially the president is shilling for the pharmaceutical industry Well he got more money than anybody else But people gotta understand that this is driven by quid pro quo I'm gonna hook you up, fix you brother type stuff

25:28 And it takes you a couple websites to get into it, but once you're there you go like yeah of course. So you can't just say that this is just for the good of people or poor people This is all about money Yeah he's in it for the money from Chicago Yeah that place is messed up You know Maggie who works at the office she came in into my office on Friday John yeah, and she says Adam by the way Maggie is a former Black Panther black panther and 34 year member of the NAACP And she may even be a member of the NBA for all I know but But Maggie and I always talk about stuff

26:13 She says, have you been watching this guy on HBO on Friday night? I said uh you mean Bill Maher. He says yeah! Yeah...I think i kind of like him. I said he's a horrible, terrible bastard. He is racist and has racist jokes. And it was kinda getting through to her John. She's like hmmm..yeah now I see what you mean And then we're talking and I say, can I play you something Maggie? And I want you to tell me if you think I could play it on no agenda. After she heard it she said absolutely, I think you must so this will be my sound clip for the day Are you ready? No set up The setup is called Black Enough To Criticize The President Okay

26:55 This is both nerdly official Barack Obama criticizer for the EIB networks now I don't know if this is actually from someone who's from the excellence in broadcasting network, which Rush Limbaugh belongs to. I don't think so So I'm not quite sure who the guy is We'll continue certified black enough to criticize with a heavy dose of pure unadulterated organic slave blood I have a statement What up B? Yo dawg, it's been a minute. Check it out yo man you got some issues yo Remember its September and we still don't see no jobs out here ain't that much hope And what be changing ain't changing like you said it was gonna change Bush is gone but you and your crew still raise him up every time somebody starts asking questions where the jobs

27:44 When you not on TV, speechifying. You Michelle and the kiddies out living large man we see the pictures man y'all been to Paris got dinner up in New York man London Harry Potter tours and all that stuff but check it out men out here in the hood man nobody's chilling everybody's illin ain't nobody got the dough for them kind of vacations yo! You know how bad it is bomb- people starting to sell their bling man What's up with that? Nobody can see what that stimulating money is stimulate man unless it stimulating unemployment Oh check this out my main is tell your crew something some stop whining about this way stuff, man You HBIC now yo you the head black in charge. You're in charge of everything you running the show You are the man okay So just bring it

28:35 Y'all don't have to come with this Ray stuff no more. You up in there, man! You up in the house! Bring it! Okay? Tell your crew to stop making excuses Now we see them boys up on Wall Street you know they're kind of coming out rolling again But we don't see it here. Here's another tip, yo! You making the Russians happy but you making the brothers yappy, okay? Ain't nobody got no spending money out here, yo! Okay?! You worried about healthcare? That's not the deal man... It's the jobs A healthy job takes care of a healthy healthcare homie So let me run this on you, man. Step off the TV! We already know what you look like we know your in charge stop spending Stop the grinning Get busy get some jobs up here going or we gonna break you off that hope and change thing next time election rolls out I'm telling you got that? You feeling me? That concludes this statement

29:28 So but the cool thing was while this is playing on my computer Maggie's going yo, yeah. Yeah. Yep Amen I'm like oh my god This is really hitting her she's like she's like say Maggie You know do you now finally understand what? I've been saying for months no for more than eight years And Maggie the guy doesn't run anything he may be a nice guy and all that but he's not running shit And this is what the brothers in the hood are talking about. She's like, hell yeah! Send me that clip I'm sending it to my Black Panther brother and sisters That's exactly what she said. She says, I'm sending it out. I'm sending out them thousands of NAACP members And you know there is a lot of discontent brewing There's a lot of crap that is gonna start to happen because as this gentleman astutely said

30:20 We're gonna break you down without hope and change. So we have to find out who that is? I have no idea, look... It sounded like at first it was something Rush Limbaugh actually solicited from one of his black listeners that can do that. It's very possible but it was a little long for that Yeah it was like two and half minutes yeah that's a real long even when he plays the uh... those parodies songs done by that guy who can sound like obama they're not even i think they cut and they'll run the whole song these economy about missing in the chat room there is indeed from rush limbaugh's website so they go now how many was downloaded from their limbo's got a lot of um... material that is uh... subversive okay an actual employee of the eighty network boasts nerdly

31:12 And so what was it? Was that Snurdly? Yeah. So what was interesting is... I didn't know Snurdly was black He may not be black, i don't know No that guy's black So um when uh..so I play this and Maggie has all these reactions and then I say to her by the way I think this is from the EID network which is Rush Limbaugh She said oh damn Uncle Tom! What are you talking about?! A second ago it was great and then here were the guys from and all of a sudden he's not great Then he's in Uncle Tom My god I think Maggie and I should probably take our conversations outside the workplace actually. We're gonna get ourselves in some big-ass trouble. Oh yes... Alright John, well i noticed you don't have any clips today so um Well I got a couple of things that are kind of interesting that maybe we should bring up and it probably requires running the jingle

32:10 Yes, indeed that one. Can I just do that one more time because it misfired? It didn't sound really great one more time I want to thank the Jeff Smith Jeff Smith the jeff smith comm for putting that together for us if you want great jingles The Jeff Smith comm that's ge office This is probably worth about a $250 donation right there. And we'll be using this many, many times as it is indeed time for the No Agenda Swine Flu Minute. John what you got in the world of swine flu? Well my son Eric Mackey did the guy who did the Craigs Finder and got himself in trouble with Craigslist and created a feud for himself

32:57 He's been looking at it. We're up here in the middle of nowhere, Washington which is up by Canada we get more a little more Canadian news and a little more Canadian influence and now it's getting very suspicious about those body bags that went to the Manitoba tribes Yeah these were the swine flu kits and they sent them no alcohol and they sent them body bags It seems as though they were either testing or there was an outbreak, but this has apparently been going on since July and maybe before July. There's some evidence that there was some like seeding of the swine flu vaccine or something screwy going on because Canadians are always concerned or the Indian tribes are always concerned

33:40 gonna be more susceptible to some white man's disease. And they're going to get killed, that's what I think their main worry is up there! Yeah you can't blame them especially in Canada where unlike the United States which we had our issues... Where we give them casinos Right, and they're all doing the better casino. There's one casino around here that is unbelievable I mean you'd think you were in Las Vegas and the place...the cars are just..and this tribe is loaded but anyway Thank you for digressing I was digressing but anyway up in Canada they've never really had an uneasy truce with the Indians The Indians up there for one thing were always meaner as nasty as the Indians were here

34:23 The ones up there really didn't put up with anybody. They didn't like the Canadians and there's still some issues I think, and then there is always complaining. Those pesky complaining engines! So... so there is a whole bunch of articles you can run into and there was an outbreak apparently, there was this story that ran in June of this year that was in the National Post, that says swine flu confirmed an isolated Ontario First Nation. Oh really? You gotta send me that link for the show notes. Northern Ontario First Nation confirmed at least 10 cases of swine flu- This is in June by the way on the weekend and amid concerns the isolated reserve could be hit hard. Statement a Sandy Lake First Nation website said test results had confirmed ten cases

35:12 and these are out in the middle of nowhere. So there's something screwy going on with this swine flu in Canada, and if you start looking into it you find there is a lot older stories about swine flu going back to 2007-2008 cases... There's something fishy that all I know just fishy So they sent him all these body bags out of the blue and so the Indians figured that all hell's gonna break loose. That's what irked them because they weren't getting any attention early on in June, and then the next thing you know they just said screw you here are your body bags live it up! Yeah well for those who have been listening to NO Agenda you know there is something screwy going on and there is some shit that's gonna happen with this squalene adjuvanted

36:05 vaccine that's going to be distributed to the masses. Go to flufighters.org.uk, John and I will read to you from the homepage and this of course is from Gitmo Nation East. Seasonal flu can hit your organization hard impacting on your most important resource, your people. Flu Fighters vaccination service can help save your business thousands of pounds in lost time and productivity for less than you think They will come to your office and vaccinate your people. And you gotta look at the animation on the homepage, it's awesome. Come to your office? We offer cost-effective and convenient service with clinical excellence at its core. Protecting your staff against flu reduces absenteeism over the winter keeping organization running smoothly saving you money

36:56 There's a lot of people making a lot of dough off this horse shit dude. So there was, I was in the office on Thursday down in the basement and somebody, one of them got, Nick has got the swine flu Yes confirmed by the way, confirmed case Oh really? Yeah, confirmed. How does it get confirmed? Do you have a blood test or something? No man! Don't you know how this works?! You call up the doctor who says are you running a fever? Yes... Upset stomach? Yes Are you coughing? Yes SWINE FLU!! Okay so it's confirmed It's confirmed Anyway, so I brought it up to you know the guys are that down there a bunch of guys have done There's an oh yeah. Yeah, I guess Nick's got this swine flu the whole office is infected. I said I've been spreading here at the office and Adam says for sure he had it already I've been I've been spreading this as well. It's swine flu people like no. It's not yes It's swine flu And you're gonna get it too when it's okay

37:53 And so they're all freaking out as I'm telling him this and one of them says, oh god i better get a shot. Oh no! Yeah, I gotta get a shot. No? They got to get a shot Who said that?! So he says you don't want to just get some realenza. Yeah who said that? Carlos Oh, he can have the shot. It's okay let him have it So uh so Rolenza I said Rolenza oh Rolenza Rolenzo what's Rolenza and and yeah he writes it down I said this is a thing you take you know that if you get the fluid just stops in his tracks He says well maybe I should start taking it now

38:29 It's all panicky. Well, this is Joe ladies know but this but this we're seeing now John exactly how it works This is the young people who are the new workforce of America of the world in fact And they don't they are not entirely out of touch with anything that is actually going on They certainly don't listen to our show because I mean gee why listen to what the boss is talking about and all they hear is a vaccine Get your shot swine flu and it's just all this noise and it's mind control. This is how it works, and these are not stupid kids they're really talented they've got heads on their shoulders but they are fucking mind controlled by this crap

39:10 I agree with this. And now you're seeing how it works? Well, i've already known how it works but anyways kind of fun to play with them so... No! It's not because they're going to start taking shots man that's not fun to play with. I told him get the relenza instead but then he says well should just start taking it you know just to prevent getting and I said yeah if you want you can take it prophylactically course they don't know what that means by the way They are like I don't want eat a condom Yeah, you can take it prophylactically but it's a hundred bucks for a dose of it. And so that was the end of that they'd rather get the 30 buck shot I'll tell ya It took me a little while to convince Nick because I talked him when I was in New York and he was like oh man I'm really sick and cuz he needed me to make a couple calls for him

39:54 and make sure some stuff was still getting done. And he's like, I should have gotten the vaccine. Dude! First of all it is not there Second of all you are not going to get it Thirdly now that you've had it You're not gonna get the swine flu again If you do just go through this again You will survive It's not pleasant but you will survive and I told him the same thing So you can get Tamiflu or Relenza if it'll make you feel more comfortable That what you want But stop with this horse shit about the vaccine man Stop it I think, i think i finally got through to him but even Nick is the kind of guy...I'm sure he'll show up and say well you know I heard what you said but I figured it might as well get the shot anyway. Yeah and he'll probably get the shot after having the flu yeah oh yeah why? Hey dude you had it! You're not gonna need this shot CNN's chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta

40:51 Who people forget at one point was actually in line to become, wasn't he in line to become a czar or the surgeon general even? Surgeon general. Surgeon General right and then he figured uh... Or someone figured that would be of more use if they kept him on television and not as the surgeon general And here it goes He's got swine flu! He picked up in Afghanistan So look for him to be talking about The vaccine all over television Go, you don't want to go what I went through. I barely made it out alive! Get a shot... You've got to get your shot. I barely made it!" This is how it works and we're seeing- The guy would have been nailing Tamifluenrelenza simultaneously if he even had a hint of having the flu and he'll coast through it so if he ever says anything like that its going to be just an out and out falsehood Uh, ya think? Of course it's gonna be a false hood

41:49 Because this is what's going on and it's just getting worse by the day. Every single day I'm seeing more and more of this crap And unfortunately most of it is money related because everyone's jumping on the bandwagon. Do you know how many different kits there are for your office? HR kits and information and stuff you can print up, stickers and patches and badges... ...and reminder cheat sheets and cards! It's unbelievable! And it's all to propagate this fricking vaccine

42:26 which has more likelihood proven historically of killing you than anything else. And that concludes... Which actually lasts about six minutes. It never will last a minute, it's impossible An Indian satellite discovered water on the moon Yeah supposedly yeah I know the Indians are getting a lot of credit for finding water I gotta turn down the TV here, the child left it on. It's bugging me hold on. The child? He is like 30! He has gone to turn off the TV ladies and gentlemen he will be back in a minute apparently i didn't hear the tv coming through No no i could hear you're not listening on headphones

43:20 I don't care which way you look at it. You got teenagers, right? You got a teenager somewhere...you've got a 15 year old, you have a 19 year old and 36-year-old and someone who's 50 years old. I've got one 60 year old. They make a mess in your house dude! I don't care how old they are if they're true if they're in your house they make a mess and the thing that makes it worse is that my daughter's a baker. Oh no! Yes she's good at it and at that point she's like, flour everywhere sugar everywhere I mean the place is an outrage. Speaking of baking it will only be a matter of i would say maybe even not months maybe even weeks before

44:08 you will not be able to buy nail polish remover or hair bleach. It won't take long! Oh yeah, I think you're right on this one This is... and i don't understand why people aren't calling it because they're using the medical terms You know? Instead of saying these so-called terrorists who luckily we thwarted them from setting off horrible bombage Because they were using acetone which is the word for nail polish remover and hydrogen peroxide, which is basically hair bleach to create bombs. John I asked you this on a previous show how much hydrogen peroxide and acetone do you need to create a bomb of any real impact because you are a chemist by trade? I have no idea. I don't know the formula for the acetone hydrogen peroxide bomb sorry

45:06 Sorry, I just inhaled some fumes. Acetone fumes. I'm cooking something up in the kitchen here But this is what's going on but it seems to me that once you go buy a stick of dynamite I mean exactly why did you've got all these? Security camera footage of this guy Zazie or zany or zoopy or whatever name it by yeah buying bleach essentially buying hair bleach Oh we have proof that's about by the way That's the only proof they have this guy that didn't actually find any of these chemicals in his premises or on his person but they have CCTV footage of him buying big bottles of the stuff at a get this a beauty salon supply store which also should be shut down as a terrorist threat I might add. For more reasons than one yeah

45:56 And I'm thinking, it kind of dawned on me that now I understand why this is taking place because I am seeing all these interviews. I am seeing literally stand-up interviews outside the beauty supply shop in Brooklyn New York and a guy saying well you know it's really really lucky that we wouldn't have been able to go investigate these guys and bring down a terror cell like this if we didn't have the Patriot Act And I'm like, of course because it's about to expire. It's about to expire that's why so we have to extend the Patriot Act So look for the following two things to happen one is the extension of the Patriot Act which removes all of your civil liberties and 2 For the total shutdown of beauty salons in especially the dangerous chemicals which have been around force a long time

46:45 a long time and only now we're discovering that you can make apparently bombs out of acetone, nail polish remover and hydrogen peroxide? Hey you know what else you can make a bomb out of? Yeah! Out of cow shit and sulfur. Gasoline. Yeah! Oh shut down the gas stations! Shut down the gas pumps! Yeah it's called a Molotov cocktail yeah Anyway, that's easy to do you just put the gasoline in a bottle stick a rag in there light the rag and throw it But I would just like to know is like how much do you actually need of this? Magical substance in order to create a bomb that has gone over one of our we have a number of working chemists who are listening To the show and they just probably one or two that can

47:27 tell us. It probably isn't much, I mean the thing they did on Mythbusters is they made a little bomb out of these various chemicals the size of a coke bottle and blew the bottom out of that phony baloney plane fuselage. Oh see? I don't buy that for a second it blew the whole plane open wide-open except you didn't see any detonator just like here's a coke bottle Cut to exterior, boom. Alright Well I think that was the edited version and they probably had more details in the show itself Why don't they show that? Isn't that the whole point of busting a myth is actually showing the whole deal No you didn't actually see the show Mythbusters with that scene You just saw the excerpt they showed all over the news media Oh you got a point there It might be online then we can see how they set it off Hmm okay

48:20 But whatever the case, they probably used a blasting cap. Which by itself can put a hole in something. Sorry what? A blasting cap by itself could blow your hand off And you could probably sneak a blasting cap through security They opened my bag up Oh, when you came back from where? From New York for the first time in months I think that they've opened up my bag filled with batteries transmitters wires interesting looking boxes with sliders. And here's the thing that gets me... Did they find the water? No but I noticed that i'd been carrying it in my bag for the same amount of time we've been talking about

49:06 a bottle of Bumble and bumble which is a hair product, it's a black bottle with kind of push spray dispenser at the top. It's 125 milliliters so even if it was in a little plastic baggie its above the allotted amount of fluid and they actually open the bag up when they look at this thing and then just keep going! They don't say hey that should be in a bag...it actually looks like a hand grenade now that I'm looking at it And I don't understand. Why is this allowed? Why are they letting that go? Are they not even looking for that? It seems to me they're only looking for water! There's literally a bottle, an illegal quantity of fluids in my bag They've opened it up and they're looking at it They touch it, put it back in and its okay Move along Nothing to see here sir Don't look over here Nothin' to see here Look at that So riddle me that one

50:03 Well, you know I went through this time. I had to bring a computer up here So I have my laptop and I have my computer And I have a bunch of wires and power supplies the same like you'd carry around constantly They must see a lot of this these power supplies But usually I have this like atom based Linux box that I've been moving from place to place night so it was packed Would you call that an atom based Adam? Yeah, there's got an atom processor processor in Intel. What do you run on that? Linux! Yeah I know, but what do you use it for? It's a kit is in the kitchen up here Oh for your recipes no it's just the kitchen thing if you need to do something real quick yet look something up for some unknown reason like a recipe go downstairs okay hold on honey let me go to my atom based processor linux computer for a second and look that up

50:57 So anyway, so I that he this was a big machine. It's a computer like the you know, so I stopped in his bag and it could be it looks like The circuit boards gotta look like, you know something to launch your rocket or something Yeah, but now right through nothing in your bag. Yeah Well, what's all this bullshit about taking it out then? Well, I took out my laptop. He says laptops didn't say anything about computers It's crazy. And it was a big metal thing, so I mean they had to probably couldn't even get the x-rays through it looked like...I don't know what could have been anything but no nothing just wrapped up fully expecting they have to go through the rigmarole yeah you know these the only training that TSA gets is how to yell at you that's that's the only training okay hi everybody welcome to TSA 101 here's what you got to do take your coat off take your belt off take your shoes off put them in the trays provided moving along please

51:55 That's the only training they get. They could be... it's just random! You're not, okay Jenkins you're not yelling loud enough Yeah really and then take out your water! Take out your water! No one! Gitmo fricking nation So while we are at that we might as well talk about what is going on with Iran I'm seeing a repeat here and i haven't actually heard anyone talk about this but isn't this exactly how he went into Iraq? Didn't we say there were weapons of mass destruction and then you know, we sent in the IEA II IEO And then they go in and they inspect and they can't find anything They've been inspecting all the time by the way Then yeah, it's like then someone will say oh We're convinced. We know they're there and we have to go in we have to dismantle them Yeah, no need a couple of phony reports from gang

52:52 Exactly and then oh there's yellow cake, and there's all kinds of stuff. Yeah no it's a fractal that works. It is Iraq all over again! All over again! It is exactly the same ammo and I'm sure that some weapons inspector will get suicided Because the poor bastard has the you know, the balls to say hey, you know, it's not really true. This is bogus It's not really true On the suicide a tip before I forget former Goldman Sachs VP died in Tibet In a high-altitude camp after climbing to the peak of one of the world's six highest mountain in Tibet he died Yeah

53:45 Well that's the easiest way to get rid of some guy. Some guys a mountain climber. Exactly! Clifton Maloney. Just take him up there and choke him to death and leave them there. Yeah, Clifton Maloney I have not yet looked into his background but you know he probably knew something about their high-frequency trading program or... You know he had some information which was just not convenient So uh... Well some people do actually die No, no not in my world John. No one actually dies of natural causes. Everybody in your world is killed! They're all suicided. No, it's just not happening. So anyway... He was 93 and he died of old age? I doubt it.

54:26 really is a... I know they've upped the ante with the second reactor. Yeah and you know, so you've got Israel basically if i understand the messaging right at the United Nations last week in New York saying Benjamin Netanyahu basically saying we're gonna go and take him out You know it seems like that is imminent. Everyone's now taking it, its kind of seeped into the conversation like yeah well Israel's gonna take him out you know and then that seems to be okay Yeah its being test marketed Its totally a trial balloon Yeah thats working And right now there is a... I'm looking for this link here I have a link to the Jerusalem Post Not loading too fast Of course its coming from the desert

55:16 U.S Navy missile ships started arriving in Israel on Sunday ahead of next month's joint missile defense exercise between the Israeli Defense Forces and the American military yeah it's called Juniper Cobra the exercise will include the Arrow Missile Defense System as well as three American systems, the THAAD Aegis and PAC-3 that will all be deployed in Israel for the duration of the exercise I'm saying handy timing Well that's interesting. Yeah, so you know what that means? It's always an exercise there is always an exercise somewhere nearby 9-11 gee it was an exercise the day before. Well Aegis is the anti missile system they have ship versions of it That's the one that shot the satellite down Right So that obviously to protect Israel from some random missile coming in But yeah its always so convenient

56:17 Have you ever heard about the July 7th UK exercise that was going on with exactly the same spots in the subway system and bus system? It's exactly the same as what took place in reality. No, I don't know anything about this! Oh, I'll have to send you couple of those things maybe we'll get into it next week Well they had a whole terrorist exercise, what would happen if terrorists would actually bomb a couple of tube stations or tube trains and buses? And it was exactly at all the same spots where it happened in reality a month later. Yeah isn't that weird? Well you know that FEMA had a whole exercise two days before 9-11

57:13 And there was also an actual exercise including hijacked planes. Let's go back along these lines of thinking, let's go back to this Zazie or whatever his name is this guy from Denver who was going to blow up something and the next thing you know we have a movie i know you don't use do you have this dis interesting period this guy was this is with an agent in some technical he's he's driving around his drive in a shuttle bus at denver airport of course that's a big you know denver dot swirl the spooks live so yes i thought would say he's an operative yeah but they had yesterday extract him because there's something or other and then they say what how it was going to be our cover story incident-making season when she go into this uh...

57:55 beauty parlor place or this beauty supply shop and buy a bunch of peroxide. We'll get it on film, we'll put a camera in there because how many beauty supply places have a camera that monitors sort of thing? It's not as convenient store. Actually they set the camera up and there is enough time to do this whole thing by the way since the first time we ran into this character right? Yeah! There was couple weeks ago. Yep So go in there and just buy a crap load, you know. Just be completely out of place and walk into the place and buy a crapload of peroxide and then we'll have it now We have the cover will put you You know will ship you off to the you know The supermax prison after that things over which is course nobody knows what's going on in there There could place could be dead empty for all we know Of course, yeah But which is also in Denver And so they sent him out to the super max and then I just release them, you know shave his beard often boomy and

58:48 put him in a... He's done, he's done and he is free. He'd be in Pakistan working there as an office clerk And the funny thing is that CCTV footage I've got to find it, I'm sure its on YouTube somewhere It's the funniest thing This guy with like Afghan hat and this huge beard buying peroxide, with a shopping cart literally with the trolley. Like you can't make this shit up! It's absolutely hilarious! You know it's ridiculous I mean if you're gonna be let's say we wanted to do this act of terrorism And would you do it that way? Would you go into the shopping cart with a big turban on and there was a flashing sign saying potential terror is wanted. Potential terror! Just order it on the internet

59:36 And we have a new name now. It's the beauty bomber We've had the shoe bomber we've had now, we have the beauty bomber You're right it's totally outrageously stupidly funny and people are eating it up Oh, this is danger. We have dangerous chemical or as a done deal he's dead yeah And his son, I guess is part of the scheme in some way shape or form and he's gonna be... But you know this would we have to follow the case find out what happens whether they just release the guy and just let the public ignore it. Or if they find him guilty where do they send him? I'll bet you they send them to Supermax. Yeah, they probably do Washington Post reports Justice Department recommended that Congress move swiftly with legislation that would protect the government's ability to collect a variety of business and credit card records To monitor terrorism suspects with roving wire taps all set to expire December 31st I really believe that all of these moves that were made right now We're done just in the nick of time to push some of this stuff through so we can extend The Patriot Act

1:00:39 I'm in total agreement with this theory now. You have to extend the Patriot Act because it's the only way that government can actually get the inside information they need to trade stocks wisely, because all this is about it just a way... This is a form of excuse you could extort people if you have this kind of information and find out who they're having affairs with. You can find out what kinda business dealings are going up and down the ladder and make investments appropriately Yeah, I think you're right. I think you're right on there this definitely there's There's an element of insider trading and in inside information if I had all the email from Kleiner Perkins We we definitely would have bought into that Fisker company We would not be doing this show no You know I could if I like sucked up to Ray Lane more often I could probably get all that insight information I knew about this this government grant that was coming down the pipeline has never thought about it

1:01:35 half a billion dollars for this electric car company. Half a billion from the government and you gotta think that, I mean Kleiner they're gonna manage the money i presume it's not like just is like a grant that's given to give into the company me Kleiner can hold on to it again somethings got sticked to them I would presume. You think? Oh my goodness. So yeah, so I believe a lot of that is you're right insider trading screwing manipulating Wall Street and just extending the power essentially so i don't think there's much else going on I don't feel like we were under some huge threat from from a couple of Afghanis with Afghan-Americans I believe

1:02:25 They were American citizens, were they not? I don't know. I remember...I kind of just saw the video and rolled my eyes How jaded we get! It's like this is the biggest news it's like oh we're all going to die We've thwarted huge explosions And John and I are like uh alright whatever When i see it I'll believe it You know the thing about these guys in these plots By the way this is the eighth year and they have a eight-year cycle Of doing stuff so something should happen this year Oh, if only we hope. If only we hope something will happen Well something will happen maybe but it won't be anything that's so easily spotted You know with a guy in a shopping cart It'll be like something I mean it has always been creative A guy at the shopping cart Come on Anyway In case you didn't know this is our formula Our formula is this We go out and hit people in the mouth

1:03:23 And it's a very effective formula. Works every time. Yeah, we're quite proud of our formula It seems to work another formula that is and I didn't it didn't really hit me until I saw this on On the website. I hate the media comm which is a pretty funny website and they draw a direct parallel between the ratings of Fox News and the length of the skirts of its anchor women. And they've got a YouTube video here, John I'm going to paste it into Skype chat for you there... When you look at it, It's just a compilation all these info babes I mean, it's pornographic John. It really is true Murdoch is such a smart guy

1:04:08 It's like all you gotta do is put hot looking babes in these skirts, I mean their ass- Showing a lot of thigh. No no, ass! Not just thigh actual butt. There's ass and it's sweet ass it's like hey top notch fucking ass like Elliot Spitzer level ass sticking out at ya on television and they're all sitting the same way with their ass sticking out. Ain't no wonder we're fucking hypnotized. I'm not kidding. If you want if you really want to market your message show some ass and we'll buy anything Yes, we are so lucky

1:04:44 Fox News is fair and balanced. Fair and balance, and they show lots of asses. All my kids are buying into your theory that Fox News is run by Democrats It IS run by Democra- I'm sorry your kids? Yeah! Yeah, I'm telling you it's run by Democrats Of course it is And they have more evidence there's a bunch of anecdotal stuff that they've got to indicate that the lot of this these anti-Obama things are kind of rigged Of course they're rigged! Rigged to backfire. Of course it's all rigged So it reminds me of something though I failed to... this is actually something you have to consider. I never thought really much about it before they mentioned this, that they were agreeing with your crazy idea. Wait! Well, and I wish i could be there on the conversation at the Dvorak household where the kids go, You know dad? Adam's really right about that Democrats running Fox News thing. And I can just hear you going Oh brother! I'm disowning you! Get out of my sight!!

1:05:38 So in San Francisco there's two major talk radios, there are three now with KNEW but generally speaking the original talk radio formulaic station was KGO and it was a left-wing talk show or left leaning although they had a couple right wingers on there including an old favorite of everybody in the Bay Area named Jim Eason. And then the same company bought KSFO from somebody else and the guy who programs KSFO which is all right wing talk shows is Jack Swanson who's the station manager at KGO. Jack Swanson is an amazingly liberal, he's a liberals' liberal and so you have to start to think well what is a liberals' liberal doing programming the right wing station? Well the whole joke John is that for the whole fair and balanced idea it's really a joke

1:06:32 you know it's like because the democrats who really are the only party probably, it is all one party they all play together but they're balancing out its fair and balanced so there is this scene...you gotta have something else to hate. So Fox News watchers hate them I mean he doesn't get any better they hate CNN, CNN... And Obama won't go on Fox News! Say that again? Exactly you need that to keep people occupied and so the Fox News People are still all of this acorn thing, and I keep seeing that uh... independent filmmaker and actress showing up or total boneheads have nothing to say camp you know if she tries to speak three sentences smoke comes out of her ears well you know the funny thing is there was a great piece in the washington post for anybody wants to look at it i think that's what he got you did blogger take ivory ever read yet it's a good article in the russian post these two people were trained one of the right wing think tanks course they were

1:07:34 for years and they were taught to think a certain way, and they did dream up this thing I'm sure by themselves but then it was sponsored. There's a lot of money from Breitbart who seems also to be something of a dual agent you know he like poses as the right winger. And he always goes on interviews with this... what her name again? With The Girl Gisela, whatever. Gretchen... Whatever her name is Yeah he always goes on the interviews with her and you can see that she's grooming her to be one of these leggy chicks on Fox just show some ass! Exactly and that's what it's all about You look at her and go Ass, ass, ass Yes acorn bad-ass good Acorn badass It's like..you know what is? We are all being treated and manipulated like Homer Simpson And it just works

1:08:22 I'm telling you, that's what Homer Simpson would do. If Homer Simpson was there he'd go acorn bad ass good ass good ass. I'll tell ya this Lori Dewey she shows her butt here on these pictures i'm looking at the pictures from the post. They're awesome how awesome are they? I mean, she is absolutely showing her ass and crossing and uncrossing the legs. That's their job! Can you read teleprompter? Yes Do you have a nice ass? It's ridiculous You're hired! And by the way... So what are your credentials? Well i went to Colombia can you stand up and turn around for me? Can I see your ass for a moment?

1:09:15 Oh yeah, baby. You're so hired! That's our problem John that is the only problem we have We don't have any ass on this show We gotta get some ass It's a radio thing you know? We just... audio. We wouldn't do it where we could pretend Yeah But we just need a sexy voice What we need is amongst our jingles Yeah Is some extremely ridiculously sexy voice saying something That would help Yeah good idea Okay how about this one This one might work. He's a jackass! What the hell happened in Sydney? Did you follow this red sky in Sydney? Did you blog about that at all, please tell me I've heard about it. You have to brief me on that Oh you're kidding me oh this is the devil's tale This is...oh I gotta send these pictures this will freak you out All of Sydney turned completely red because of this dust and of course no wonder... It was something do with the crap we put into sky last week

1:10:13 No, um actually I believe there's a different theory about it. There's so there's a comet and this comment you know Let me look it up now while you're looking at the pictures because you will go holy crap when you see it when You see these pictures you'll go like wow It's called the dragon tail of death Hold on a second So it's the comet NEAT Which is which appeared in history? which appeared in November 2002, one of the brightest celestial events of the past century. I remember that comet! I saw that comet! Okay so and this thing is big it's like twice the size of Jupiter and apparently the theory goes is that because we have these huge solar winds which are blowing across our planet right now which no one's talking about because the planet IS changing there is some actual shit going on that is not man-made and could be affecting global climate... The poles are within a

1:11:11 500 to a thousand years of swapping again. Yeah, exactly so that they could think funny I mean it happens apparently every so often and It must be very interesting do with the birds and all these other animals that have got these little kind of compasses built into their brains how that affects them well And how about affecting people? I'm making affect a lot of stuff and maybe that's why rock balancing is coming back look I don't know but if you see that have you seen the pictures Yeah, it's like a mess. It looks like somebody put a red filter on the camera But these are not doctored pictures So anyways these solar winds are hitting the tail of the comet and it's flooping all this red dust right into

1:11:55 Right down there in Australia now, so this occurs every couple thousand years or whatever and here it is John the myths of our most ancient peoples When talking about the dragon's tail says, when the dragon tail returns it will reawaken within human beings the knowledge of our last downfall that is still enacted to this very day by the religious rite of baptism and where in remembrance of the many continents that were swept beneath the seas in a single day and night during our Earths last overturning. It will be the rising from the water our new birth of humanity So this isn't what a lot of New Agers are talking about

1:12:34 that this is the awakening is nigh. It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius! Yes, exactly but you cannot deny that something...that's freaky yeah and how come there's nothing reported on this? Nothing I didn't even know about it. I watched the news Yeah if you're just looking at ass apparently that's probably true So regarding the polls, NASA's... I'm reading these articles and looking at them. What does this dust consist of? It's triggered dust particles, dust particles, what are they made from? Is it iron oxide? What makes it red is it volcanic dust or cosmic dust? Is it bacteria from intergalactic areas unknown? What is the dust? Well no one's reporting on that so how would I know?

1:13:30 It doesn't seem to be important. More important is ass! Five of NASA's Themis spacecraft have discovered a breach in Earth's magnetic field which is ten times larger than anything previously thought to exist. Solar wind can flow in through the opening to load up the magnetosphere, which is right next to the blogosphere for powerful geomagnetic storms The breach however is not the biggest surprise. Researchers are even more amazed at the strange and unexpected way it forms, overturning long-held ideas of space physics." David Seibeck of the Goddard Space Flight Center says... "...at first I didn't believe it! This finding fundamentally alters our understanding of the solar wind magnetosphere interaction!" Look, I don't know what the fuck that means but there's something going on

1:14:20 Well, that's all part of the think of this poles swapping. It is going to be a period where we're not gonna have any magnetic field and during that period the magnetic fields what kept us from turning into Mars because Mars hasn't got a magnetic field. Well there you go! That's what The Red is about What color is Mars? So anyway...the point is that this has happened before but it causes all kinds of problems but maybe we can blame on global warming Yes We need algae. And algae cars! Only algae can save us at this point I don't know it's just there is a lot of stuff going on. It's fine that they're not describing this, if it was this thick showing these photos and people should look at these photos in the cloud. Yeah it'll be in the show notes at the origin of the show. It looks like the red clouds Sydney and you'd think there are air pollution 1500 times more worse than normal which is a lot twice as

1:15:21 twice is one thing, 1500 times worse means that there's dust in the air. That means there are collectors because all the air pollution districts around the world have these devices that suck air through a filter and then they examine all of the particles and so they can have piles and piles of the particles obviously in these filters that they can analyze and report to somebody what it is. Yeah well they may be doing but not reporting it cause its not important But I think it's all, I think you're right John. It is the dawning of the age of Aquarius and the rainbow children are going to rise up and they will eventually save us but a lot of old fuckers have gotta go

1:15:58 We got to die. Death panels? Yeah, not even death panels we're just in the lower vibrations man forget about it we're stuck there and then were going nowhere and meanwhile everything's coming crashing down around us the price of gold let me just say it right now within one year from today markdown September 27th gold will be over $1500 dollars an ounce and that will come from two main things The main one being the dollar will be worth shit So while you go off on that tangent, it says here that this dust is dumping 75 thousand tons of dust per hour into the Tasman Sea. Which will turn the sea blood red which is another biblical thing I don't know about that...I'm just saying there's that much stuff out there we can put in...I'll do some research between now and next show to figure out what this dust is. I knew that would get your interest Well I mean like what is this dust? Is it just

1:17:00 It just well you said it John no John's you said it use a generic term. You said it. Hey, there's a generic term It's like yes dust yeah, I was just fucking dust man. What's the problem? Dust is dusty your dust. This is red dust That's what it is what kind of dust is it red dust I am amazed though that you hadn't even heard about this and this is what always gets me which makes me happy because i know that if you had not heard about this red dust, and let's face it. It is spectacular to see those pictures You'll find them in the show notes at noagendashow.com While your there you might want to consider donating to the show

1:17:37 Because I bet you a lot of people out there didn't know about this red dust in Sydney either, about the magnetic poles swapping around. This is what we do! We are media assassins. We go out and hit people in the mouth and look at ass on Fox. And that's surely worth a donation. And while we're on the topic, I might as well mention some people that donated this last segment. Including... I guess Felix Schindel from Zurich redonated 100. Oh thank you! That's wow! He's in Zurich and he just probably has 10 euros. Well he's got a numbered account. He probably does. Anyone with the name Felix is usually loaded

1:18:23 Brian Leslie in Bremerton, Washington 6783 and I think there was a note about what that means. I think it was like some... 6715? 6783. I don't know. I think it's the bill of some Patriot Act number or something like that. I thought people were gonna start telling us what these were! Well they do and then we don't you know shows up by the way if anybody is writing in the subject line Noah Jenna do not use N A Type the entire two words no agenda because when you use a search engine is a million things come up because everything with n and an A Kind of shows up so use no agenda, please yeah, I agree that is that it's a little bit annoying DUI dash help calm in San Francisco sent us another 50. So they can get another plug cool and That's DUI dash help

1:19:14 and Barry Wilson of Coffs Harbor Australia gave us 50. Thank you And then there's a place in the Netherlands, and you have to pronounce it It's Z-A-L-T B-O-M-M-E-L Zaltbommel? Zaltbommel Zaltbommel Zaltbommel is very famous place in the Netherlands yes What is it It's a place where they got dust. So like town like Dayton? Yeah, exactly it's the Dayton Ohio of the Netherlands Zaltbomel. When it was White Rabbit okay this $50 and then followed up with another 25 for some unknown reason cool maybe because they wanted to donate 75 and we appreciate it

1:20:02 Marcin Bikiza, M-A-R-C-I-N is the first name and then the last name is B-E-K-I-E S-Z-A. I can't pronounce the last name, Bikiza. I don't know what kind of a name it is that they can figure out but you think he was from the area? No! That came in from Edinburgh Scotland properly pronounced Edinburgh so we had a big discussion about this How does E-D-I-N B-U-R G-H get to be pronounced Edinburgh? Edinburgh. It's pronounced, but it's Edinburgh is what they do. Edinburgh. It's Edinburgh. Edinburgh something like that. Edinburgh! Whatever there's a really famous bar in San Francisco which is the Edinburgh Castle and it's always pronounced Edinburgh okay should be pronounced Edinburgh. Edinburgh

1:20:59 Okay, here's our big donor. The one that we have to should have called out the beginning of this show and we should've just given them all the credit. Cullen Chase McCarthy gave us $400. Wow! Which was nice. And I want to say... Awesome! What is interesting is Cullen Chase McCarthy is in Madrid. Oh that's very cool dude Yeah, I thought so. Robert Lee in Clinton North Carolina and I bet you he gave us a hundred. And I'll bet his middle initial is E Says I'm missing the joke say he's what would be Robert E Lee. That's a Robert E South and he's in the south is in North Carolina, but then again He might not be he's waving that conservative flag hold my second John. I just want to play the theme song for a moment Go ahead continue with your donations Robert Phillips Jacksonville Florida $100 Matthew McDonald in Calgary gave us 5683

1:22:03 which is another code bill number we lost track of. Yeah and then $50 from the OKC defensive tactics Oklahoma City defensive tactics I guess but he's in Edmond, Oklahoma which i believe is a suburb or something. And that by the way as a whole another thing we should delve into one of these days you want to hear real conspiracy theories then the oklahoma city bombing is a huge one we should talk about not to be overlooked little bookmark that we talked about that one day okay will talk about it one day You're gonna bring them all the good cornball stuff about the... By the way when everybody out there if you can donate to the show we appreciate it

1:22:40 Call you out if you give us 50 or more. And if you have coded numbers, send us an email and we'll try to figure it out. Or let's just be boneheads and figure it out for ourselves but go to NoAgendaShow.com or Dvorak.org slash NA. We need more people like Cullen Chase McCarthy. He is in Madrid so the Americans should say, these guys are Spanish giving these guys a Spanish economies and shambles! Oh, it was the first one to go in Europe. It was the first one to completely crumble absolutely and before we forget John The dinner on this coming Saturday in Vegas is not happening I presume? We didn't get enough people to sign up No, we couldn't get enough...we were short

1:23:22 And we actually probably, we went past the booking date so everybody's gonna get their money back. I'll put the... Well everybody like all four people like big deal. No five! There was a fifth one that showed up. Oh there was a fifth one but it was too late We needed ten to even be able to pay for our plane tickets and lodging It wasn't like a big money maker So anyway well we won't do this at such a last minute This is kind of thrown together sloppily It was poorly done it was poorly executed Well then why don't we execute properly for once? Well, you know we're not that talented. Yes all we are is red dust in the wind

1:24:00 You finally found it. It took me long enough, I know. So anyway noagendashow.com we appreciate it and devorek.org slash nn you'll have the buttons there and click on those and lots of new buttons this week because some people want like 20...I've gotten requests for the weirdest things but we're gonna have to go along with inflation We have to start upping these numbers because a buck just ain't what a buck used to be when we started this show As a matter of fact, it's not the way the American dollar is going. That's probably why the Europeans don't have as much... At some point, Felix Schindel and Colin Chase McCarthy are gonna be able to like

1:24:44 put in five euros and we're going to be getting a $500 donation. Yeah, except it won't buy all that much over here that's the only problem is not gonna buy that much not that much water for you So what do you think by the way were talking about people in Zurich? What do you think about the fact that Roman Polanski was arrested on behest of United States in Switzerland Oh recently you mean today You kidding me or last night one of them in the last day or so I didn't know that happened. The top story on the blog right now Oh, well i'm sorry i don't read your blog No he's got good stuff on it Yeah uh-huh Uh...I don't know that's weird He was arrested in Zurich But why was he arrested? Just as the Schindel donation came in Coincidence? Read the book

1:25:36 I don't know. You tell me, what's the significance of it? Well he has been floating around Europe all this while For like 30 years right Yeah and he steps out but he is always in the EU And so he steps into Switzerland and the Swiss which usually don't do the bidding of the United States, they're pretty independent. Well ever since that IRS thing came down where they had to disclose four or five thousand names if people had Swiss bank accounts maybe there's like hey you know what while your at it get us Roman Polanski bitch come on Switzerland! That's what could be happening. Or somethings up

1:26:13 I mean, there's something behind this because the Roman Polanski thing... There was actually a very good documentary done on Roman Polanski on PBS that showed that he was basically a patsy for some judge. Some judge had a hard-on as it were. Yeah, who is probably a real child molester. It could be! Whatever the case, this is old. And the fact that it's not just a dead letter by now. Yeah, all of sudden it pops up out of the blue and gets a lot of ink. Polanski is now coming back apparently in 76

1:26:56 Yeah, throw that guy in jail. And what was it? He had sex with his babysitter who was underage? Some 13 year old... I thought it was a 15 year old but now they say a 13 year old. Well by the way its disgusting and that is totally wrong but of course we can have the Phillips woman on Oprah saying oh yeah you know my dad boned me You know It's all floating around in the air John There's all this and then we got the pre-screwing little boys We're sick! We're totally sick. No wonder the red dusk is coming to kill us, we have to be exterminated. Most people aren't engaging in anything let's face it. So they're gonna bring him back and now he's going to do a great... well maybe he'll direct a movie There you go He can do District 9 Part 2

1:27:43 district nine come full circle i just think you're a link which would put the show knows we don't have time today to discuss the whole thing it's an interview about this woman named sebald edmonds who is a whistleblower who was a turkish farsi translator for the fbi uh... and she has done a full-blown expose on corruption espionage uh... which involves uh... congressman involves Just all kinds of money Turkey apparently is like some spider in the web when it comes to sending information To the Israelis to the Saudis to the Russians to the Iranians and you've got to read this interview with so they The full interview was printed in The American Conservative

1:28:32 And she was the most gagged woman in America at one point and couldn't talk about anything. It's of the Rand Corporation, it's just how all this money and information flows, how it is bought an sold, and how it all runs through Congress and through these jackasses who are now czars or special envoys who were in previous administrations You've just got to read it maybe we can talk about on Thursday John I really wanted to bring it up because they are you gonna put a link in the show notes link in the show notes of no agenda showed our comments just outstanding journalism although it's really a q and a is facing interviews not yet but began to get the woman into and to publish that i think this is really good american conservatives trying out to be pretty good magazine yeah it's not bad and then the one other thing i'd like to uh... just point out we had the g twenty of course the g twenty now being hailed as uh... by

1:29:21 A number of leaders as this is the organization who is going to fix the global economy. We will have a global unit and we will rule everything and we'll make it all better." So that's now the G20, its sticking in marketing messaging has worked so this of course took place in Pittsburgh which has some historical significance actually but I don't want get into that and for the first time they used an acoustic weapon on American citizens besides the gas yeah, it wasn't tear gas. It was some other nasty type of gas. It was the stuff they used to use in the 60's on students at University California I love the voice by the way. I'd love to get a jingle that voice Citizens go away! Disperse! Disperse! And then turn on this weapon

1:30:12 Let's turn on the- Turn on your weapon! I love this thing. And of course, John you'd have no problem because you would be like... I have my handy earplugs Smithers! Let me put them in my ears so that you can't hurt me This thing can actually cause aneurysms and it doesn't translate onto a YouTube video or other recording. ...of the city of Pittsburgh Chief Police. I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly. I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly. That's the kind of shit that you would see in District 9, seriously

1:31:14 That's just, I mean an unlawful assembly. And there was just a bunch of kids milling around the park! And they were driving down city blocks with people with on your kids on bikes and babies out on the porch and then blasting this fucking sound cannon at people. I order all those assembled to immediately disperse you must leave immediately. If you remain in this immediate vicinity, you will be in violation of the Pennsylvania That's scary. It's just scary. No matter what your purpose is, that's just scary I'm sorry disgusting it's ridiculous the fact that the public they should find out who these people are that even invited a G20 into town and they should vote them all out of office why are these people running for office? Why were these people in office how do they get reelected well Chris it also wasn't my fault

1:32:10 But the fact is they should be run out of office as fast as they can and put somebody new in. No, John you're wrong because your being unpatriotic! You're being unpatriotic because the G20 is saving the world are you out of your mind? Hey hey hey So anyway go to noahjentheshow.com and give us some we need some contributions And will play more stuff like this to make even more depressed But you don't have to be because the rainbow children are rising up. They're coming into their true, the higher vibrations... Yeah you can laugh about it John but you've got one of them I know your daughter she's a rainbow child She is a baker and makes a mess Okay that too! That's okay Because even when the rainbow children come to save the world we will need bread and cake

1:33:05 And the funny thing is, well here's the thing. So she made... it was my son's birthday so she made a carrot cake because that's what he wanted and she hates carrot cake! She can't be all bad if she hates carrot cake No she's not I'm telling you My daughter your daughter they are the ones who will care They're going to The light will overcome the dark All we have to do is think positive and balance some rocks. Here it is, think positive, balance some rocks and keep watching Ass on Television! Have a good day from Gitmo Nation West in San Francisco California still under threat of eminent domain I'm Adam Curry. Gitmo Nation Pacific Northwest I'm John C. Dvorak We'll talk again on Thursday right here On NO Agenda