
991: Milkshake Duck
Norman Dodd and the 1954 Reese Committee investigation reveal a coordinated effort by the Carnegie Endowment and Rockefeller Foundation to reshape American education toward collectivism. Archival records from 1908 suggest these organizations viewed war as a primary tool for social engineering, eventually recruiting a stable of historians to rewrite national history. This institutional shift is linked to the disappearance of pre-1914 textbooks and the rise of modern internationalist ideologies. Former Facebook executives Chamath Palihapitiya and Sean Parker admit the platform was designed to exploit human psychology through dopamine-driven feedback loops. Internal research now attempts to distinguish between passive scrolling and active well-being while the company recruits social psychologists to study user behavior. Meanwhile, the Democratic National Committee faces internal scrutiny as Nomiki Konst alleges $800 million was funneled to consultants while state parties lost over 1,200 seats. In the media, the race to erase Kevin Spacey from Hollywood continues with Christopher Plummer reshooting scenes for Ridley Scott. Oxford Dictionaries crowns youthquake and Milkshake Duck as the defining terms of 2017, reflecting a year of rapid viral rise and fall. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the latest FBI textgate involving Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, questioning the integrity of the FISA court. The episode concludes with a look at spontaneous human combustion in London and California's new radiation guidelines for cell phones.



















