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00:00 Clean on my tie, judge. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore and Sunday October 29th 2017 this is your award-winning Get Money In The Media assassination episode 9 or 7 7 This Is No Agenda Hot boxing another hotel room and coming to you just a stone's throw away from the Dutch government of Gitmo Nation Lowlands in The Hague, in The Netherlands. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where I am still catching my breath... ...I'm John C. DeBorag. It is Crackpot & Buzzkill! Did you get any sleep? Is the question What from last night? No, from the last show Oh yeah, yeah My God I'm in The Netherlands John

00:46 Heard that and you sound good. I know well, let's not jinx it it's been one of those Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a brand new Marriott in the Hague so it's like one of those diplomatic kind of vibes Oh, yeah. Well yes a lot of flags everywhere and lots of flags lots of international flavor all kinds of international flavor roaming around and You know they have four or five different networks And I got on finally I well as two problems I always carry a router with me so I can have everything interconnects you know So the jingle tablet can talk to the main machine and all that stuff But it doesn't... I didn't know this, and maybe it's something that I'm just unaware of.

01:29 But I have two routers to Netflix right now netflix. Um Netgear router. Hey, can your cable there? Netflix router no I have a huawei a brand new Huawei and i have a net gear and neither one could do it so the Chinese are listening in hello China well No we're not on that one because neither one can relay 5g signals is that something i'm just unaware of Why would they be able to well? Why wouldn't they be able to I mean five? Wi-Fi 5g not Not self cell phone, but wi-fi you have 2.4 G and 5G what depends on what kind of router it is Well, I have the newest in this 5g capability It's not gonna be able to do that if your time about a wireless router yeah, I'm surprised I thought I thought the brand new one would be able to do that and neither one of the brand new wireless You know routers that I have can extend 5g

02:26 Anyway, I don't think okay. Yeah, so I did I wasn't aware of that well Well the problem is boom well the problem is that the 2.4G Wi-Fi signals here are really really slow and we're talking Under a megabit a second, well like half a megabit a second. But there's a conference Wi-Fi I found for the conference center and that has straight up five... Up and down beautiful but it's 5G so The bottom line is I can't use the jingle machine the way i'd like to So I have to basically switch to an app For spontaneous jinglage If you know what I mean. That's okay we'll just be lousy jinglage today Exactly! That's my way of saying lousy jinglage today Yes

03:10 Anyway, can you play anything? Can you play yeah I can do whatever you want push a button push your button okay? That's perfect perfect and this is where you would say what are you doing there Adam? What are you doing there Adam oh? So long mmm. Let me get myself in the character so you're into the Hague yes where the government sits Yeah, you said that on your intro. Yes it's a twofer do they ever stand I think they just sit okay? It's what are you doing there? It's a two-for deal. I was invited about a month ago I was invited to his special command performance of soldier of orange the musical even really with the book or the movie soldier of orange No, well I won an Oscar very famous Very famous

04:03 But it's about World War II and it is very iconic. Is it about Trump? Yeah, no it was not about Trump who gives a crap about the movie. No its an iconic World War 2 movie. I saw when Soldier of Orange that there was some reference to Trump Got It! I should have figured that one out So there's going to be a whole bunch of World War II veterans and Agent Orange, you know one of our military intelligence guys who was always helping us out. He said he would like come over and like the oldest World War Two vet I think is Miguel or Maggie? He's 100 years old. He's flying in for this thing until we got take care of your hotel transportation everything but they didn't really have airline tickets in like you know it's just a kind man. I appreciate you asking me all that

04:49 But then Christina got some kind of deal with Netflix, hence my confusion earlier. And I was kinda helping her work out the deal and before I knew it it's like well why don't you come too and do this thing? I was like... Well will you pay for the ticket? Yeah okay! And then give Christina more money yeah okay So that's how I got my tickets and I got the hotel room from uh from the veterans and here we are Now you're talking right that's the way to travel exactly free so I so I so I just decided to take The only flight that goes direct to anything, it's inside the... except for the United States to England actually. To London British Airways has one flight a day from Austin to London and from London to Austin They started this couple years ago when Formula One came to Austin And they need to keep the route they have to fly this Um and it's about the same price I guess as KLM But oh my god! This was the big 787 Dreamliner that I flew on

05:51 Ah, plastic plane. You said you'd never fly on it because it's plastic? No I said I'm not a fan of plastic planes and didn't say never fly in it but this thing is out what an outstanding product! Oh my god okay so the way British Airways has it they have what I call it, cattle car. Then they have cattle car plus business class and first class so not the three but they have four classes of service and most of the airlines do that extra leg room crap for extra money. Right well let me tell you on the 787

06:27 It's a good, it's you got to- it's a separate cabin. This is the extra legroom crap. It's a separate cabin...it has not just extra leg room, it has- it's pretty much what you'd get on domestic first class in the US First class? Not business? No first like huge leg room only two seats next to each other so if your with companions just the 2 of you recline fantastic I was able to sleep a little bit, I don't sleep very well Just a really outstanding quiet because this thing flies at 41,000 feet because we're looking for some free tickets you guys It's really an experience and the window there the windows with the electronic open native ad I wear who gives a crap Hey hand over some tickets

07:12 I was talking, look, I bitch when it's horrible and it was a great experience. That's what I'm saying. Good to know because if you can get some leg room and if you could cause the prices on business in first, if he just said, have you actually have to pay for them? Yeah, it's pretty steep, but if you can get enough of a legroom as well, it's just the legrooms that's the issue. And then the two is nice too. You actually are separated from uh, from the losers with no leg room. You're getting out little curtain Yeah, hey suckers back there. Don't come past my curtain don't use my bathroom Hey, I was blown away by the aircraft really the main and they have the windows that dim electronically

07:53 So no, no shades which is great. Another thing that can go wrong? Well yes however while it's working it's great because whenever you fly transatlantic and your trying to sleep there always some douchebag who opens the shade while everyone sleeping of course your already past the date line and sunlights full darts into the whole cabin, it wakes everybody up. So now it's... you know, the flight deck can dim everything and I was awake when they woke everybody up and was like little bit of blue light a little bit red light then just a little bit of the windows The Algos were doing their best very impressive

08:33 Huh. Well, good to know I'm glad Boeing did that one right? Well of course they're way over budget Oh yeah! They probably never get a return on it It takes off like an airbus You know Airbus is very quiet when it takes off and the Boeing is typically... Now has the Rolls Royce engines I don't know if they all have the Rolls Royce engines This one did And just very quiet but man you're at 41 thousand feet There's nothing up there You are almost in space Really good Outstanding product Go Boeing that said with your plastic plane. Yeah, that's sad with your plastic plane Which will oxidize and crack? How was the what we really want to talk about is not the plane except for the possibility of free tickets but But their experience of the new TSA extra security because of the danger I won't have that until the way back now will I it's just saying going out

09:28 Just as always the same mediocre out. Yeah, yeah well let me see it was anything but no it was okay It was kind of regular really here's what I'm predicting at some point This is gonna be fun to watch At some point coming back they're not gonna let you bring your laptops on board yeah And they're not gonna let you check them Well there goes the certain there goes the show Well, there goes besides the show. Not you in this life but I say sometime in the future somebody's going to do that just unthinkingly

10:04 Going to just put that in place and it's only gonna last a little while because of all the fuss is gonna happen you think but yeah, because just cuz there were so they're all freaked out about these laptop batteries and And the bombs in the laptops and they're just but so you got bombs in the laptops You can't put two laptops in storage Because they were gonna blow up anyway cuz of the batteries and you don't want that and then you can't bring them on board I really think they're gonna prohibit laptops, and what's going to happen is people are gonna fly over with laptops. Then the prohibition is gonna go in place while they're over there and they're not bringing their laptop back. It's very possible if there's some kind of scare... And we had two that affected us one was the shoe barmer and it was still kinda a scare because it just kinda fizzled didn't even burn his foot. That's why we have to take our shoes off

11:01 In case you forgot and the reason why you can't take your drink, your water, your bottled water is I think by now pretty well debunked that these seven guys from England were all going to get on with different components of a liquid bomb in their water bottles and mix them on the plane. It was overheard in conversation Yeah yeah And that's why you can't have water now to take through TSA Well they saw it also as a benefit Well yeah jack up the prices on the other side, herro Yeah, once you get the cash you can buy a bottle of water. Although the smart money eventually got a clue and brought in empty bottles and then went to the faucets which they couldn't kill... And they filled their bottles up that way I did see they had um.. The x-ray machine there were two signs as i was going through the line because i didn't have precheck Of course! Why did I do the interview? Why did I spend the money? You know why give me precheck That would be crazy

11:54 They still have signs for Zika, like hello. 2017 already? Let's update that to Hepatitis A and the other one was they had a sign that this machine also detects bottled water so this is an upgrade I presume. It detects bottled water! Yep Wow. How about detecting a bomb instead? No, we don't want that! We wanna bug the... If it detects bottled water then it knows its water right? I don't know thats just what the sign said. If it detects bottled water and says this is bottled water It should let you pass Yeah no thats not what they're saying They're saying if it detects bottled water You are getting arrested pretty much because you fool you should have taken it out Okay Its just not much I can say John

12:54 It was kind of weird. Just give us a quick rundown on what's going on in Europe that we wouldn't know if it were by being over here, is there anything? Yeah I have some Spexit stuff Okay let's go with Spexit Well this is... I've got well I do have a... I ever run down and I want to mention that the first thing I did when I arrived and I got in one of Taxi Eric's guys sent someone you know Taxi Eric sent the guy to pick me up And I said, well so what's going on? He says well we're all really worried about Spain. So really yeah Barcelona is really...we're worried about that Did he say Barthelona? No I tried to swallow it but I meant Barcelona Okay He said Barcelona But you can pick on me if you want Feel free go ahead just do it No I was just wondering Yeah okay thanks

13:36 And he was like, yeah we have a special thing with Barcelona. I just went oh yeah of course! What the hell? The Dutch have a special relationship with Barcelona?! It wasn't until the next day that I figured it out. Johan Cruyff He's the... You know you got Pelé and you got Cruyff when it comes to soccer players. And he was the trainer and manager of FC Barcelona for a long time. Oh yes, I actually knew that. But it took me awhile to figure it out But yeah, they're very worried. So that constitutes a special relationship? I think it's... Some employee? Yeah well he was not just an employee he is a national hero! Yeah but you still an employee Anyway so we said y'know were really worried because not only are we afraid cause we love Barcelona and don't want them to get bombed which could happen No He said well it happened before Franco Yeah Franco in our lifetime

14:36 It wasn't that long ago. I was alive He said also, you know We're very worried about Belgium and there's already rumblings about Belgium and you know we've talked about it. That's more ironic I like the Belgian thing that's funnier. Here's the update in Barcelona today elation Separatists consider this the birth of their own independent state. It's a long time we're waiting for this moment, we deserve this! Why? The historic independence vote came in the Catalan Parliament. Opposition MPs would have none of it some declaring their allegiance to Spain then walking out. The nationalist majority still cast their ballots

15:24 Most voted C, yes to independence. Declaring themselves free from Spanish rule and marking the occasion with Catalonia's own national anthem. Separatist leader Carles Puigdemont called on Catalans to maintain the peace public spirit and dignity as we've always done he said. You know what that sounds like? That little chant there? USA! No it says... It was done he said

16:00 Houga Chaka, Houga Chaka. You don't hear Houga Chaka? I hear USA. The police crackdown on the disputed independence referendum October 1st still fresh in the minds of many enough for some to fear how Madrid will respond this time. It's not a question of will at certain point there will be an incident and then that could trigger a serious confrontation and nobody knows what can happen So far the government's answer has been peaceful but unprecedented. The Senate authorized Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy to impose direct rule, stripping Catalonia of its regional powers a move never tested since Spain regained democracy Tonight the prime minister started wielding that new power

16:48 I have dissolved the Parliament of Catalonia and called elections in that region for December 21st, he announced. The Catalan president has been sacked so too has the regional police chief but in Barcelona The party continues. A day of political fireworks is giving way to an uncertain future." So it's really bizarre we can watch one news channel and you'll see people partying, fireworks... And they're like yeah! We're independent we did it! We did it everybody! Smoke them out- we got em'! And then you've got the government saying, alright you're fired and uh... You're not at the government anymore. I don't know what your problem is but it's not happening So this is going to, I think come to a head

17:34 I would like to play the My Catalonia PBS run, which is actually superior to wherever you got that thing from. The crisis over secession in Spain's Catalonia region came to a head today in its capital Barcelona. The regional parliament declared independence and the national government then declared direct rule over the region. Jonathan Rugman of Independent Television News reports from Barcelona This morning a crowd of several thousand gathered outside the Catalonian Parliament pressurising MPs inside to vote for the independence they've been dreaming of and following their every move. Adding to that pressure dozens of rebel mayors from across the region bringing their staffs of office but all too aware they could lose that authority when direct rule is imposed

18:24 If we have to disobey, we will do it. You could be arrested couldn't you? Yes! Sent to jail... Everybody can be arrested they can't arrest our hearts In the chamber opposition MPs tried to keep talking but it didn't work three parties walked out shouting long live Catalonia and long live Spain Si The vote was 70 in favour of independence and just 10 against with two abstentions. Amid all the back-slapping here in the Catalonian Parliament, the applause, a sense of history in the making what these MP's have effectively done is take this region over a political precipice into the unknown

19:13 But look at these Catalonian mayors waving their ceremonial staffs with delight and shouting for a freedom which Spain's leaders and Spain's constitution had refused to bestow. As the news broke outside, a crowd of many thousands joined in the celebrations. If there still is a majority in favour of Spanish rule it had stayed away. And it didn't take long for the Senate in Madrid to vote for direct rule and for the Spanish Prime Minister to move towards imposing it. The aim is to insist on taking back legality, and therefore I want to tell Spaniards and all Catalans to be calm that things will be fine and will be measured as they have been up until now

20:01 It's kind of the same information. I don't know why it was superior. I think it was far superior Well, then then I'm gonna top you with this This is certainly uncharted territory for both Spain and Catalonia and stakes are high Catalonia makes up 1 5th of Spain's GDP But the European Union says it won't recognize its independence Some companies are already spooked by secession fears this month more than 1500 businesses move their headquarters out of Catalonia so that they can continue to operate under EU laws. And then I began to realize that, but what we had in Spain which was a number of kind of provinces quasi countries that were united some time ago brought together in the middle of the country and an unreal kind of created capital Madrid. Which really has none of the earmarks of a capital city traditionally you know it's not hooked up waterway major water way. It's smelly too

21:13 I find it dirty and smelly. That's the time of year. I'm looking at this and then when Franco got in he just imposed a kind of an iron fist on the whole country to make sure that nothing would revert which it would tend to do, and i think im looking at this as just a version more new version of Yugoslavia. Yeah yeah except there's not... And the Czech Republic for that matter But theres no religious component is there? Well Well, it's mostly Catholic but there was a religious component obviously years ago when the Moors took over the southern part of the country and they do have a separate culture down there at the south. So it's mostly just cultural and I don't think that... The reason for example, their religious component was major in Yugoslavia but it seemed to be more of a cultural thing

22:14 Ethnic thing then. Ethnic maybe, that would be more fair and we... Well the Catalonians consider themselves I don't you go there it's a bunch of Spaniards through to an American but they see themselves as... But if it is a cycle like that then you know what we did last time? I believe President Bill Clinton sent an ICBM over didn't he? We bombed the crap out of him for some unknown reason. Yeah, gee! Well, something like that could happen. But the EU is not going to recognize them? That's a downer. That's a day wrecker. I thought they said some time back that they would recognize you... No no no! That was Juncker and he said but uh... no i've i said i don't see why we wouldn't remember tried to pull it back like oh i'm sorry didn't quite mean it that way everyone was all in a tizzy yeah and the fact that the GDP has actually moved out you know 15 i don't know which companies but 1500 companies moved out that's not a good sign yeah i did not know that

23:08 That would hurt the economy. And by the way, it's not like you get a lot of... They probably do not have a viable economy with that happening? No and you don't get a lot of that on the European TV either. You really have to watch ... There is good in the hotel they have France 24 which I do like that as a good channel but everything even CNN International is all about Mueller and Trump. Yes, CNN. Yeah, I don't like CNN International that much. It used to be great Back in the day of Holly Galani. Remember her? Holly Galani? No, there's also I have a little Brexit update which is still kind of in the back people's minds Well Brexit talks are not going well The UK is threatening to walk away from the EU without a new trade deal and the EU wants the UK To pay huge divorce bill as it leaves so let's get an update from NPRs I love this divorce meme It's nothing like a divorce meme You mean it's not like a divorce? Yeah

24:10 Divorce implies alimony, you're splitting up assets. I don't think it's a very good one We didn't say we were married when the European Union came together did we? Not that i recall So why is... divorce implies you were in love at one point. I guess maybe that what I'm saying. I dunno, I just find it odd for any journal. They're grasping for some analogy and that's the one they picked. Well, I don't like it. As it leaves so let's get an update from NPR's Frank Langfitt he is in Cornwall in the far west of England Who gets custody of The Chunnel in The Divorce?

24:48 Who gets custody of Cornwall? Do they have to split the channel? Does France get one part and UK gets the other part. Isn't it privately owned? I think so. He's in Cornwall, in the far west of England and Frank, I have to say there hasn't been much progress into these negotiations So what's the problem? Well, it's complicated but the big issue which you were alluding to earlier is money at the moment The UK is scheduled leave in 2019 Leave the EU The EU wants Britain to pay off all of the commitments that it made to the EU budget through 2020. It doesn't want to talk about a new trade deal for the UK until there's an agreement on a figure, now neither side has publicly said exactly what their number is. The reports are that the UK is offering around $23 billion US. The EU wants apparently a lot more maybe as much as 70 billion. Some members of the ruling Conservative Party here in the UK are threatening not to pay the bill walk away and give up a future trade deal with the EU

25:42 Well, if they did that though. The EU market represents more than half a billion people! Wouldn't the economic impact be enormous on the UK? Most economists do think that in the end a lot of businesses here and consumers would pay. What would happen is trade with the EU would then fall to World Trade Organization rules And so basically the UK would give up all these great trade advantages that they've enjoyed for decades Economists figured that there'd be significant price increases for imports and fruits vegetables pork and beef Then you talk to the London School of Economics They're saying over a decade trade with the EU which is right now Of course, the largest trading partner would fall by about 40% So generally this would be seen as a big self-inflicted wound

26:24 Yeah, I think they're gearing up for a do-over. I already heard Tony Blair was saying we should vote again maybe people's minds have changed little more fair now that we have more information Of course they are What have i been saying since day one? Oh yes this has been an no agenda prediction uh Since since they did it the first time with the Lisbon treaty We know what's up Yeah, they're not going to put up with this. But they're gonna... This is a little interesting because I think what you're witnessing is exactly what you said which is look at all this new information that's come to light man! Man? Nothing really however the EU was very busy there their little trial balloon going around What would become the new financial center if Brexit does take place because of course it can't be London anymore

27:15 And these fools are really pushing for Frankfurt. Yes, I noticed this they always try for Frankfurt They tried it yes They've had they wanted it I guess the air frankford airport is that kind of did beat out all the rest in Europe Aren't they kind like that? The hub that everyone really goes to it's pretty close to the hub of Europe Yeah So they do have the infrastructure certainly with technology but at Frankfurter man When was the last time you were in Frankfurt hey well I flown into Frankfurt Endless or numerous times because it's a hub. Yeah, and but getting into Franklin floating around I really haven't been Floating around the town as it were well because they're probably 20 years It's like you know imagine Brussels 20 years ago. I would say it's worse than it is now Now it's modernized But it has no soul Frankfort yes soulless soul is Frankfurt is it known for nice train station ah Get on the train everybody remember

28:17 So, that's what people are talking about. The Netherlands finally has a new cabinet...has a cabinet and it was eight months after their election and I predict this thing will fall within a year because they knew the everything's changed you know globalism is really not working anymore the New World Order is falling apart when you see Brexit, Spexit, Belgexit whatever exits do we have? French fry exit, French of exit. Everybody wants out! They want out of their own little countries within the country or they want their own countries to be independent It really is just everything's a little chink in the arm of The New World Order Or The New World Order ideas let's put it that way Well good Yeah that's what we want The new guy was gonna work as far as I'm concerned but If you think those guys are gonna give up easy You got another thing coming Yes okay I agree

29:18 Alright, well so what else do we have? What do you have for clips besides the ones that you just played about this week. I have a number of things...I got a little bit on the JFK, I got a little bit on Russia How could ya not Oh! I found- Yeah, go ahead Well go on, I was just thinking we should do the JFK thing and get it out of the way because its probably more interesting Yes Now I've only seen a few things and haven't had the opportunity to really delve into what has been released which as we know is not really all the goodies What you got? I have, but I knew a lot of this stuff. I have some documents but I have to say ABC which I had the rundown pretty much summarized everything you'd need to know

30:00 Hopefully I got the clip on here. Yes, yeah, I got one Kennedy Doc's clip this is tonight at all sorry I'm sorry just it's a little long okay inside the JFK files finally released and there are still many to come but in the documents already new intrigue and new questions tonight among them an unconfirmed tip to a British newspaper minutes before the shooting And after Lee Harvey Oswald was killed, the memo from the FBI director J. Edgar Hoover and his concern writing that the U.S must believe Oswald acted alone ABC's chief national correspondent Tom Yamas was at the archives when the files were released Tonight President Trump getting caught up in his own JFK conspiracy after deciding not to release all of the documents tied to the assassination This isn't Poop Guy is it? Who is this?!

30:50 No, no. This is Tom Yamas. This is the guy who used to also- Yamas was also talking in big cotton spade! The ABC has a lot of guys that talk a little like the ABC has a lot of guys that talk like that And then we have to remember there's one There's a third model of this which is the guy who's kind of talking like that, but he's shouting Why am I shouting at his weird voice? He's kind of in between JFK conspiracy after deciding not to release. It sounds like us He sounds like a surfer. He's like the surfer to me. Yeah, it's a conspiracy man Washington. Tonight, President Trump getting caught up in his own JFK conspiracy after deciding not to release all the documents tied to the assassination. Senator Chuck Grassley a Republican calling it ridiculous tweeting CIA wants further cover-up POTUS stop! The president's decision coming after an appeal from the CIA and the FBI that releasing certain files could put the lives of some of our spies in danger

31:55 Among the secret files, an unconfirmed tip that on the same day of the assassination, The Cambridge News, a paper in England received a mysterious call instructing a reporter to call the American Embassy in London for some big news. That alleged call came 25 minutes before Kennedy was shot two days later assassin Lee Harvey Oswald killed on live television. He's been shot. In an FBI memo, director J Edgar Hoover outraged calling that shooting inexcusable fearing it will feed conspiracy theories and saying he wants something issued so that... Did he really say that? What was the term conspiracy theories already a fact

32:45 When Hoover was in... I haven't seen the memo, but i believe so. FBI memo director J Edgar Hoover outraged calling that shooting inexcusable fearing it will feed conspiracy theories and saying he wants something issued so that we can convince the public that Oswald is the real assassin and other documents show investigators ruling out potential collaborators A House committee draft memo dismisses Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, saying the risk would not have been worth it. But the documents do show how the CIA was trying to kill Castro with methods crazier than anything in a James Bond film from using a ballpoint pen with a poison needle to gifting Castro an avid diver of tuberculosis contaminated wetsuit and even wanting to place what they call

33:40 booby-trapped spectacular seashell set to blow apart when it was lifted from the ocean floor. How? We knew all this, how is this news? I didn't know about a couple of these things. We knew about the poison pans, exploding cigars they don't mention...I didn't know about the contaminated...the story behind the contaminated swimsuit was that the guy, I guess he was CIA, got to know Castro so well that he thought he didn't deserve such a death and so he didn't go through with it. Now I find this completely uninteresting! Why is this being reported? This is all we got.

34:40 You know, they had 25 years to plan for the due date in Washington. It's not just the Trump administration but they're the ones who tweeted out saying it's all coming why the delay? Well, the White House is citing national security concerns. They did release 2800 documents overnight and we know that at least 18000 records from the CIA are still being guarded some of those documents will be released over the next six months and President Trump tweeting just this morning it's his hope to get about almost everything out to the public David Still more to come Tom Yamas our thanks you again tonight Oh geez Okay here's what I think is going on

35:17 Trump looked over this stuff and said hey, there's some good stuff in here And then showed it to the CIA guys and said I don't think you want this released Maybe you should maybe get off my back. Yeah, maybe you should do something for me yeah get off my back That's what they should do for him And so we have let's see what happens if things start to calm down and so far as all they You know go after Hillary like you've been doing I completely concur and I'll add one thing to that There is a little bit of I think respect involved, i'm just guessing. And I think it's... well there is a thin line between brave and brazen what Trump is doing Look there is only one spy that could be compromised and the whole reason for these files to be held back so long Is there was no expectation that the final guy who was involved would be alive! Until George HW Bush kicks the bucket they won't release this files

36:15 He was supposed to be dead by now and he's the only guy in the whole damn world who does not remember where he was on the day Kennedy got caught. Right, when there are pictures of him in Dallas... Yeah it's funny I just don't remember where I was please! By the way I thought this release of all these documents would have something do with Addison's disease or something? I have not looked at them so I'm looking forward to that. I've looked around but I haven't found any of that But since you mentioned George W. Bush, they did have a... I mentioned HW, not W. George H.W. Bush, he's turned out to be one of the offenders in this groping sexual harassment thing. What is it? The Media Men? What was the hashtag? Jerk Off Media Men?

37:05 Spreadsheets that's going around. The spreadsheet that nobody has seen? Yeah, the pervy media men whatever it is yeah he's on that list He's on the list They've got him you know they covered a little bit but for some reason democracy now covers it very nicely with some funny material and I'm reminded of if you remember the old laughing show probably before your time Well, they always had already what's his name would have an old man sitting at a bench with a cane and the girl would go by lift up her dress from behind. So me is what we're dealing with here with some of these guys back in the day. That's all men want to kind of say well that'd be great when you're that old you can do pull that stunt

37:45 So just play this clip and get back for a good couple of laughs. Former President George HW Bush has apologized for repeatedly groping women after being accused of sexual assault by two actresses. Actress Heather Lynn said when she met the president in 2014, quote, he touched me from behind from his wheelchair. He told me a dirty joke then all the while being photographed touch me again actress Jordana Grolnik then also accused the former president of groping her during a photo in 2016 saying quote he reached his right hand around to my behind and as we smiled for the photo he asked the group do you want to know who my favorite magician is? As I felt his hand dig into my flesh she said David copy

38:30 a feel," unquote. In response to the accusations, Bush's spokesperson said, quote, "'To try to put people at ease,' the president routinely tells the same joke and on occasion he has patted women's rears in what he intended to be good-natured manner.' Some have seen it as innocent others clearly view it is inappropriate. To anyone he has offended President Bush apologizes most sincerely." Unquote. All right No, no. Just stop. I had read that quote but hadn't actually seen or heard a clip so outstanding Now here is the thing that i was thinking about. Why does this show up in democracy now? That's the no agenda way of thinking

39:17 And the reason is not showing up this day because it's funny if I'm a news editor, and I get the David Kopp of field. Yeah, I mean come on so but it has not shown up on the networks or anything you know PBS just does this materials It's because it takes away from the Trump attacking Oh, oh of course anything Anything that takes away from Trump is a problem That's exactly why it is so refreshing to be in Europe for a minute. You get some different news! You got this old fart, you know is grabbing but girls butts grabbing actually doing the grabbing in public and then doing semi-lewd jokes like David Coppice guys not lewd by the semi lewd cop a feel. Trump is that's like that really takes the pressure off of Trump because Trump's just a big talker. Yeah that he's grabbed anybody? He just

40:14 big blowhard like most men and so this is not doesn't fit the, and I had to use the word, the narrative. Yes, the N-word it doesn't fit the narrative and so you can tell this story on the networks. I think is a funny one, has a great story. It's a great story and it's very funny but it lightens makes it too. It says no we can do we have this now instead we have people like Jackie Spear and if I got this clip on here or not but only Sex, sex harassers update democracy now. Yeah play this is a sex harassment Jackie Spears the congressman from I think she's from San Mateo and she's in Congress and She's bitching about sex harassment And listen to what she says you went back here at home and new fallout amid the national discussion over sexual harassment California congresswoman Jackie spear now saying there should be a hashtag me too Congress

41:09 added to the list, speaking out about sexual harassment on Capitol Hill. Describing her personal experience with sexual assault as a young staffer and urging other women on the hill to share their own stories I know what it's like years later to remember that rush of humiliation and anger you know what Many of us in Congress know what it's like because Congress has been a breeding ground for a hostile work environment for far too long. The congresswoman says the protocols in Congress when it comes to sexual harassment are quote, a joke and she is introducing legislation because right now sexual harassment training is not mandatory and Congress has its own law dictating how to handle

41:50 complaints. That's interesting, didn't we have let me just see if this is the clip from Kellyanne Conway she was talking about that has asked and I think a lot of this stems from the fact that there's just seems to be charge an accusation after charging accusations somehow president maybe that's not remember that she was talking about when she was a staffer in on The Hill and they said it was horrible and everybody knows that Congress yeah i'm talking six months ago back It was before the sexual harassment. Yes, oh yeah I know it's before that but it was basically the same thing a bunch of horned dogs in Congress. Away from home you know so you have Jackie Speier come out and saying people and women now he goes on says women should be speaking up and telling it like tell what happens she never names names

42:42 Why doesn't she name names? I'm saddened by it. This is the time where everybody can do exactly that, let's get it all out on the table all in one go just go pull the rip the band-aid off! No if you're not mentioning names just shut up. I'm getting of that opinion if you're not gonna... If you're not gonna... Just vague accusations It's a broad brush now you're smearing all men Well we suck It's a total smear. Yes! So let's catch up with the sexual harassment update, this is Democracy Now!'s version NBC senior political analyst journalist Mark Halperin has announced he stepping back from his job after five women accused him of sexually harassing them when he was ABC's top political journalist Meanwhile the publisher of Art Forum magazine has resigned

43:35 And nine women sued him for sexual harassment. Knight-Lanzman served as Artforum's publisher for more than 30 years and was a major player in the international art world. Following the revelations, Artforum's editor in chief also resigned. In recent days, a slew of men have resigned. or been blacklisted in the wake of sexual harassment accusations, including high-profile photographer Terry Richardson, celebrity chef John Besh, influential tech industry figure Robert Scoble and Amazon Studios programming chief Roy Price. All this comes after dozens of women came forward to accuse now disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein of sexual harassment assault and rape ending the career of one of Hollywood's most powerful men

44:21 I was amused by that. Yeah, you know Scoble is... Did you read his apology post? It was lame. Weak yeah very weak hey I got it before we do anything I got a sexual harassment clip like a violent violent sexual harassment in Ireland that was reported on happening as we speak violence. What are you bleeding looking at? But before an answer could be given, the accused kicked the plaintiff in the chin knocking him backwards into a shopping trolley. Mr Montague then pushed the trolley in the direction of Amien Street upon reaching Connolly Station he removed the cowboy hat that plaintiff was wearing and urinated in it before placing it back on his head The plaintiffs said to the experience It frightened the shite out me altogether Lord Jesus For his part Mr Montague told the court

45:31 Them cooties is always here, all over the place. Like cattle they are... smell a shite off them! The case continues." They don't mess around man! Wow Just take your hat and piss in it and put it back on your head! Wow Ah good That's a good story Those Irish I'd give you a borderline tip of the day because its so screwy This is crazy Oh those- oh sorry get a borderliner? Yeah why not? Aw thankyou Accepted So did you read Ronan's latest in the New Yorker? No, no. What did he write? Well he is just getting... He is piling on! Oh okay this is the other shoe. Ronans other shoe

46:19 Ronan's other ship, it didn't have anything to do with Hillary. No, it's Ronans other ship. He just got a couple of other women and the other women who in the first report said no I don't remember any of that, you didn't have nothing, no no no came back and said now that its broken loose because the dam is burst im going to come back and tell you what really happened and I got raped! Holy shit wait let me just understand what you said so the women he already interviewed some of them said now everyone was talking about it he really raped Yeah, the same women who said that he did horrible things now. They're saying he raped them Well, that's like one element. But there are about five elements in the article and one is the upgrade of the complaints which would include rape and notion that he is really a rapist... Then you can go to jail? Yeah well if they can pull it out. And then there are other things like Rose McGowan stuff which is very interesting she got screwed over I can see why she was irked

47:23 Because she was at it because there's another article written by Robert Rodriguez, the director who did Grindhouse with Tarantino and knew about the situation in 2007 I believe. Knew about the situation with Weinstein that far back and put McGowan in a movie specifically to burn him and he seemed to be okay with it but then according to Rodriguez is once the publicity came out there was limp And he didn't just have screwed over the movie set so we didn't win anyway. And it was very interesting she has got a, she has if you look at her career even though she's always worked but not steadily She really got screwed over she got raped Damn and yeah it was just a very interesting situation now everybody is

48:16 It's a completely weird...I've actually found this thing, it's almost like she metamorphoses on the show. Ah! She is a shape shifter? Well she is shaped by changes her mind and changes her way of looking at life, shifter in a very odd way I thought. This is just like to anyone out there who studies sociology they'll recognize this phenomenon where they situate Your society defines you and makes you do things, think the way you think because it's not actually being original. It is you being shaped by society which is what sociology studies

48:59 And it's almost like she is doing it right in front of our very eyes. It's a little long, but it's very educational. Tonight we hear from one of the most prominent women calling the shots in television filmmaking. Sheila Nevins is the president of HBO Documentary Films and has greenlit more than 1,000 films over three decades before that she worked at ABC CBS and PBS She's also the author of the new book you don't look your age another fairy tale I spoke with her earlier today

49:40 Sheila Nevins, thank you for talking with us. Thank you for having me Were you surprised by the Harvey Weinstein revelations? Yes yes You had dealt with him professionally? I was not surprised in any way by temperament or anger a certain kind of language, but I was surprised by the physical stories. The stories of sexual physical abuse...I really was surprised. What have you known about sexual harassment in this industry? You know, I'm old! I grew up in it and the rules of the game were different

50:18 I didn't know, I really didn't know that I wasn't to be touched and manhandled. I finally understand the meaning of the word. I didn't really know what that was. I thought to succeed I had to be somewhat seductive and complicit so i would argue in the sixties when I got out of Yale when I got out of school and wanted a job I think I was not abused because I was active sexually and complicit I now have sort of reformed all that because I realized what I considered to be acceptable was really abuse. And I recovered, because I wanted jobs so badly but now I feel everything's out of hand and that there is just it's enough it's enough and women have to be together. I didn't have any women to go to. I didn't have anyone to cry too

51:15 But now I think when you cry together, you make a louder noise and I feel like I'm happy to add my voice. Did you feel or did you know there were other women going through the same thing when you were? No because when I began in this business there were very few women in the business so there was no way that I would know it was a man's world and the only way...I didn't know! Huh, as they say a lot to unpack here. Yes quite a bit What's her name? Oh I can't remember it something you'd go back is right at the beginning I just want to hear I just want to look her up for a second she would Sheila Nevins yeah, that's it Sheila Nevins yes Did you look her her no idea and I was more fascinated by this well I'd like to know what she was doing when she was complicit

52:10 and used, I think I heard her say she used her sexuality and thought that was how the game was played. Very honest! Well that's how the game is played The game is played differently if it's a game at all And so you end up with this situation where she's older than both of us by a lot She looks good So she started at the children's television workshop She had to sleep with someone to get into the children's television workshop? That would be the implication. And she was a research producer for The Great American Dream Machine, another children's program that had sexual predators on these shows? Apparently... The National Education Television? Hmm It also sounds like- I'm glad you had us look this up because now as you mentioned it I can see why that wasn't brought up on the PBS! Yep There ya go These are PBS programs aren't they? Little Red Schoolhouse Jeez Uh what else

53:13 Did salesman, Albert, no. Then she got into ABC and 2020? Hmm. Interesting. Well here's her Emmy awards outstanding childrens program, outstanding informational special all children children children children children holy moly! It's like dozens dozens and dozens of Emmys. Hmm well that is very interesting Yeah, well what I got out of it was the she admits to screwing her way to the top. And maybe she's doing this... Maybe the transition that we clearly heard that if a guy was doing that in fact i've heard many guys the president included but who said he grew up in Weinstein himself?

54:13 You know, the game was different. Yeah it's kind of like that's how it was and that's how it went down now she's saying the exact same thing she's corroborating that brave but you know I know better now is something about to come out about her? Well she...I doubt it She is from her age born in 39 so she is really more of the madman era late 50s, early 60s. As opposed to the hippie. She's not a hippie! By the way Mad Men should have to give all its Emmys back. Yes

54:53 I mean the show was built on male misogyny and male stereotypes. Horrible, we cannot like it anymore and we should hate it. We should boycott the show to start and they should wind up giving their Emmys back! I was thinking there's a number of shows you can isolate and say that about if we're going to start going after Confederate generals and all the rest of everything that has anything with the past or some church is trying to get rid of some George Washington Reference I have that clip interesting you mentioned it the church that George Washington himself attended There's a pew there where his and the pews were different quite than they're almost boxes where people would be There's a plaque in there that this is where he and his family sat well Christ Church in Virginia Is now taking issue with it and saying the plaque?

55:40 must come down in George Washington's own church. Here is what Christ Church said in a statement, they said the plaques in our sanctuary make some in our presence feel unsafe or unwelcome some visitors and guests who worship with us choose not to return many in our congregation feel a strong need for the church to stand clearly on the side of all are welcome no exceptions Cuz safe I don't feel safe here man because you know feel safer than George Washington's pew pew pew pew pew unbelievable No, so there's no we were gonna start going in this down this road which we've started going down. I mean it's weird I mean this was ironically Bill Cosby

56:27 Was one of these types of guys who wanted to revisionist and before he was busted as a creep He went at he what did I went out of his way? To get hold of every single recording of Amos and Andy that he could find to destroy Why because it saw Amos and oh, is it extremely racist show Well, it's not racist. It's stereotype. Okay stereo like Sanford and Son you should have gotten a hold of that too I would say yes and the Jeffersons and the Jefferson I would say anything with black people in it Let's get rid of hey wait a minute we're getting rid of all the black people shows somethings wrong with this picture And um...I always thought that was like why How about The Little Rascals?

57:20 Well, there's a black bark we hear that was being stereotyped Saturday night live rid of everything just turn off your TV get rid of Red Fox gotten rid. What's that show with? No, I can't remember the two guys who drove around the Dodge chat charger with a Confederate Starsky and Hutch No, no. Yes! Oh you mean... yes the General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard. Yeah, Dukes of Hazzard that show is done yeah so there goes all your residuals well that's sad because you know that Daisy Duke do you remember that she was married to Michael Jackson's lawyer who shot himself in his backyard just before all the money got stolen

58:07 God yeah, she was married. She's still married him he shot himself He shot himself. Yeah, I'm saying it well. Yeah, that's what's happened so with this revisionism thing is Is I don't see it's gonna go this pendulum is really swinging a long ways over and I find it fascinating We can take advantage of this if you now can revise your own history I mean, we might want to consider... you know. I need to revise that i edited my own wiki page and you could probably revise that damn mouse quote! There's got to be a way for us to get benefit out of this The thing is the mouse quote was bogus Yeah and with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C where the c stands for Cosby as a revisionist Dvorak

58:55 Well, in the morning to you Mr. Adam Currie and in the morning all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs on the water and all the dames and knights out there yes In the morning to everybody in the chat room no agenda stream calm Thank y'all for coming in this morning and checking everything out although it is evening here in the lowlands 630 p.m And I'd also like to say in the morning too Hold on here we are Greg Davies Greg is the artist who brought us the artwork for our 10th anniversary show. No Agenda X, Big X we liked it because it was x for ten, x for iPhoneX always good for SEO and the subtitle was The Longest Podcast in the Universe and that was just factually correct so which is what he thought his art would be great and we use that there were other art we considered We really do appreciate it no agendaartgenerator.com

59:48 But the politicians holding up the 10th anniversary sign was just put in a newsletter. Yeah, you did use it. Now let's see the newsletter... that was good news I'm sorry i missed it I was traveling when you sent out the newsletter for revisions so I could be revisionist but there were other funny things Did you use the no I guess not the podcast overdose kit? No, I should have though. Yeah, there were a couple of good ones. The podcast overdose kid was good. And before we do anything, I really want to take a minute to thank Eric the Shill who has been running our back office and it's really...it really is a thankless job

1:00:27 Not just because John and I are mean to him, but because you know the data is just not structured PayPal data Checks, you know stuff. There's a little things of mess in me It was a mess we're running the show off of squirrel mail and Libra office And yeah it's a mess until Eric and Mimi, you know she does our taxes But Eric deals with this You know twice a week, and I really want to thank him for Especially for the work he has been doing for the past couple of weeks on the 10th, the tenth anniversary show. But you know it's really pretty consistent You know? It's there and that's all you want from an employee Well he is more a partner but... I'm just joking! There is a lot of... We do have a lot of nightings today This will be the end we have one more until next week Until Thursday where we are continuing this offer

1:01:21 And it has come back down closer to normal stuff for the huge number of nights that we have listed today Yeah, and I was thinking about this by the way for the for later. I want to make a kind of Programming note would have a meeting meeting right now yeah, okay? Oh second so make sure the meetings in progress Okay, I think because of the, I've noticed this. That you have to do the nightings before you do the title upgrades as opposed to the other way around which is the way you've been doing it because people are donating and upgrading in the donation as a knight and so your upgrading them before they even become knights with the order that you're doing it in. Okay what you're saying is that I need to do the titles after

1:02:11 Nightings. Okay, I have like switched it up just for to make it entertaining but never considered that part Yeah, otherwise it makes no sense okay All those in favor say aye Aye Aye Meeting adjourned good That's how you run a company ladies and gentlemen Learn something from the best here people As a matter of fact that is how you do it Sadly its not how most do it No. Okay, well let's thank a few people for todays show we're going to... We also have meetings where you know in fact recently I said i'm just calling my veto on this and you were like okay done. It was because we both agreed that veto is a veto. Because I've done it to you. Yeah! Veto its just veto that means basically im smarter than you today at this moment and your going to agree with me like ok

1:03:11 That's how you do meetings. I will say this, that all the vetoes that you've ever called are very petty. Okay? Yeah we won't talk about have I ever have I ever argued about an edit that you wanted now that we're talking about it nope nope i agree well yeah what that would but that was never right you never happen and that's actually a plus one of the things I should mention in this show just so you guys all know which is very transparent here um is that occasionally something needs to be excised from the show. I can count it on, in 10 years, I can count it on 10 fingers is very few but I'd say it happens about once every three months maybe okay maybe once every six months yeah doesn't happen often because our approach through this show and for other podcasts we have a lot that listen to the show we really minimize post yeah and that's mainly out of laziness

1:04:14 No, I don't think it's laziness. I think it is the structure you want a structure to minimize post. It's not out of laziness or smartness. It's smarter to do it this way and not lazy because we do one thing in posts which referring people who don't know what they're talking about post-production after the show is over what do you do? How much editing we do, no editing. The show is live to tape this will be on there everything will be on their set where he had a dropout yeah I'll edit that to make it a little slimmer and he was just edit that out unless its funny unless it's funny ill leave it in but isn't it wasn't so well it wasn't ever that funny So the only post, a real post that we do besides this occasional once-a-year excising of small little item is that he looks for something funny in the show within the show to put at the beginning of the show. To add a little pizzazz. Yeah. A little opening quote. It's a little pizzazz. Usually John with a crazy voice. That's all my favorite fan favorites. If I do a voice like this? Do I get in on the beat on the beginning? Yeah. Something like that. A little over the top

1:05:15 Good, good try though. That was a try so we minimize all that sort of thing and we because we don't want to do post. We want to get the show out, so that's why it gets posted so quickly after the show is done is out within 1 1⁄2 an hour in fact if you ever work in M5M and someone says Don't worry will fix it in post this is the sound you hear no one everyone knows its costly takes time It's never as good as if it were supposed to be done that way right? Now some shows can be done with the, and they I was when I went to visit E News recently. They do a it's a type of straight to tape but it's as a cheating type where you go until your screw up and then you stop tape you go back. Burned back burned burn the tape burned tape

1:06:09 Burn back to the point where you stop and then you start again, and then you'd stop when you're starting your start assignment Then things done. There's no post yeah, but it's a lot of it takes three times as long yeah, and We do live on the on the wire because we stream at life so everybody can hear what was said if it wasn't the original show Yes, so that is a benefit of listening live Yeah, if anyway I veto this conversation Taylor Kuzela starts our list of executive producers for show 977. from Alpharetta, Georgia. Alpharetta, Georgia 1149.01 I couldn't resist taking advantage of the donation doubling offer. I figured out was willing to give Apple $1149 for a new phone tomorrow! I should be just as willing to donate that much plus a penny to the best podcast in the universe. Please knight me is Sir Taylor Knight of The Sin City Sinners. All right got the penny thank you and probably little f cancer there

1:07:15 You've got karma. That was for Kathy Caskey in Las Vegas, yes? We wanted to call out a black knight Scott Baron of North Georgia which is interesting because he's Alpharetta, is that in North Georgia? Maybe across over here. A thousand dollars he says from Black Knight Scott Baron of North Georgia hears for 10 more years. Thank you very much sir and JNK. J N K Anonymous comes in with a check

1:07:52 JCD has note. Oh, I do here it is. It's a real note you can tell first-time donors hoping to get on the twofer and the two for that is to say $2500 remittances one for me and one gifted I was in advert fan of cranky geeks but I just couldn't make the jump to that completely different weird jingly no agenda show That isn't till before the election And now I'm hooked and hitting people in the mouth So the election, besides costing us a number of listeners... Brought us some fresh meat. It brought us some fresh meat and I should be trying to reclaim those listeners because i'm now on the Protecting Hillary camp. That's right you are! You started that on the last show on the 10th. You are all in for hills

1:08:35 And I'm saying this right now is that the whole thing about this nuclear deal. Yeah, they're trying to blast through this. This is old. Why didn't it go after? It's very old! Yes four years old yeah Okay, I'm just yeah, but the thing that's in well okay. So so do you know what? Do you want sweatshirts hoodies t-shirts on with her? I mean should we really dress up and really get a bumper sticker going for the political thing I'm just doing it because we deconstruct It's not political no it's okay. I think is very good where I am with her No But the artwork will

1:09:14 I don't think so. As one who gave up on the M5M years ago, and we're continuing in this note and did my own hunting for the truth, I have a linking of how much effort is required to research nevermind produce two outstanding shows a week for 10 years shows that seem to be getting better and better Well, longer and longer maybe. Thank you for your service and the value you provide. The check gets in on time at 2 for a gift to be a knight of the search. And we got that we got two guys on the list or Jimmer of Chesapeake and Sir Martini of Virgin G I N Virginia. OK cool yeah get it guy. Got it? I got it.

1:09:56 We got some requests. Yeah? He wants the living, the mac and cheese life jingle. Humbly request a de-douching and generic karma for myself and Sir Jimmer. Would love to hear the Hillary laughing song at the end of the show! Okay I'm gonna have to see if I can find that... So just give them to me again John cuz I'm on the crippled system today You got a you got a de-douching and a mac and cheese life in karma. Okay, got it in the pocket You've been D douche oh crap It's the way I don't know something's wrong hold on I'm sorry

1:10:42 My mistake. It's okay. I hate it when that happens, you know, we'll try to get with the deduction You've been de-douched Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand. You've got karma Yes, got it. Okay. There we go. Brandon Trank or train Tranquil how do you pronounce said to be honest my maybe says it in here In Vallejo, bankrupt Vallejo California right up the street from me $9.99 fun employed which is unemployed with money but when a producer calls you out you got to step up to the plate Brian Berger from Fairfield PD put his shot across the bow last show so I simply had to donate always consider myself part of the left dimension

1:11:33 But after traveling the world as a dude named Ben for the US Navy for five years, I was far less sure. Then it came back to what seemed to be insanity! People calling each other Nazis thinking it would allow them to punch them or needing safe spaces It was at this point that I knew I couldn't hang with slaves My biggest regret in life will not writing in Harambee for President 2016 To show how big of joke the election was It was really depressing, but you guys give me hope that while I would turn the world off and on again. I could not what if? I would turn the world off and on again if I could not all is lost Okay God bless you

1:12:21 On my way out of California, I'd like to call up my housemate Drew. Yes? Yeah, extra deep into the Vegas shooting Okay wants to call him now calling them out doesn't mean necessarily calling you out as a douchebag I have my finger on the button though we are you gonna trigger me or what he says He wants to call him out. You just said call. I think you may get to call a drug Sorry, that's done. No no whatever Dig extra deep into the Vegas shooting and even a small amount of research to tell people you could do that much damage with two guns, no bump fire stock. Keep up the amazing job guys because we have run out of news options as you very well know! And I get the following jingles that introduce Ryan to your show Don't eat me Hillary, 2 to the head and then The Putin Scream. They finish it off with some chemtrails in my new purple fav- Okay, I gotta say something here... The GOAT SCREAM is banned from this show

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1:14:18 The Karma goat, yeah. It's a service goat. No it's not just a goat. It's a service goat! Yeah be careful what you call my goat. Well I'll get your goat Daniel Foster, 898.87 in Maynardsville Texas is just saying from Knoxville. Oh okay. This should bring me to Baron I'd like to negotiate protectorate of the Tennessee Valley or Smoky Mountains from Sir Dr. Sharkey is pretty much everything around me claimed it's been a while since I donated so I thought I take advantage of the promotion. Thank you very much. I guess that'll work. Title upgrade today Gabriel Romero, $800.85. This big boobs donation brings my wife Darcy and I both to the roundtable if they are not yet taken please dub us Dame Overboard and Sir Scampers. He's looking for this so you'll never find this one.

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1:16:08 None, none, none. To the gate to the gate to the gate. You've got karma. I don't even remember the nun nun nun but there it was Sir Brian or sorry I'm sorry Brian Houser Baz in Bato Bay New South Wales Australia 76828 It's a thousand Australian dollars. I'll send the note separate to read on the air this takes me to Viscount Sir Baz, I thought we didn't redo him on the last show? I have a feeling...I don't think so yeah because i remember talking about Sir Baz and putting them on the list. I think he somehow carried over. I have a uh let me see.... I think it was in the last show I'm telling you Yeah I don't have anything Because I said I put down as sir bat

1:17:03 Okay, well we'll see him at the title change later on today after the Knightings by order of veto. Sir Joshua Joseph Frost 67163 I waited to write something pithy and meaningful but can only congratulate you both on 10 years hope for many more to take advantage of two-for-one deal this donation times 2 should take me to Viscount level accounting to be attached, why Yoho the network... Why Jojo the network chimp? Because Twitter had a character limit on usernames and Bonobo wouldn't have fit. No that's not true

1:17:44 I had an eye on John's blog for years and remember downloading a list of the first podcast with Adam Curry, but I can't remember when. I started being a regular listener maybe in 2010 but didn't start donating until 2011 then there was the first podcaster Andrew Horowitz who goes onto his life story if i can i like to claim DuPage County Illinois I know i have to answer to Sir Sean Connolly Viscount of Federal Reserve District 7 and Sir David Foley, G.D., of the U.S. Gitmo Nation may I have some jingles as well? Little girl yay! Karma tooted their head into the goat scream Yes and you'll have the incorporated service a Goat Karma You've got karma

1:18:28 Now, I do want to mention there is no evidence yet that service goat karma works as well as regular karma. So buyer beware! Might work better? Yeah... Well there's no evidence it doesn't. Well we'll get feedback on this at some point. That's the whole point yeah i'm asking for that obviously And I'll bring, I should bring this up now. But now if we do tech news, I'm bringing it up but only gonna bring it up now My son Buzzkill Jr had come up with a kind of a metaphysical analysis of Apple and why they may now collapse Oh! We're doing that right after donations Outta magic Okay alright we're going to talk about right after we are done I can't wait Now you got me all jacked

1:19:19 I was actually very taken by this analysis. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Tease done! Don't over-tease. Don't over-tease. Fabulous fabulous Daniel Wood 555.55 ITM just under the wire for the 10th actually missed it First time but you got in because of the extension I was hit in the mouth by Sir AJ Anonymous at night of the O and he's got the numbers dealers choice for jingles That's about it Okay, let me see what I got on the dealers choice for jingles You know its truth This is fake news

1:20:01 What was I supposed to do after that? Nothing, I don't see. Okay good. Do I have a letter from Anderson let's say Probably not can wish people wouldn't would just put their message into this instead of Separating them because they get lost as this one did Okay, I'm warning people to stop separating out their messages. If you can get this into the box you can get the whole message into the box Thanks and no agenda donation doubling now barren wasteland of this hot southern bush We have they on there shout-out to sir Timothy and Michigan meetups who still continue the six week cycle that's not a man okay, that's not something administration joke shape shifting Jew

1:20:51 He will be knighted... no, he'll be upgraded later. The barren wasteland of the Hutts. Southern Bush. Very nice thank you. Yeah the Michigan guys are having meetings again they have another one coming up I thought they haven't had it open yet You know what? Do you know what I predict pretty soon here's how it goes hey you know we could do a podcast Just us guys here. You know I mean John and Adam are okay, but you know they're missing a lot of stuff I don't think so the Michigan guys are really it's more like a social club. I think it's gonna work with them local one Okay, local they're not and there they don't seem to be you know It's okay. I'm not saying that's a reference to the knowledge what was that? No agenda oh Oh, no though. What was that show um then no agent nobody this show yeah with comic strip water

1:21:46 No, not that. I'm talking about those guys who started the forums Oh the no agenda forum guys Yeah and then they started doing their own podcast And the next thing you know Their podcast consisted of how much we sucked Yeah, I was thinking of yo agenda. But yeah now I remember it's different your agenda It was the get my nation roundtable. I got it there we go Chris $500 Nighted sir reball in it Sir reball no ball brawl brawl hmm excellent all out Kathy with an eye

1:22:23 as see you next Tuesday and a douchebag call out. Well, I'll do the douche bag but the rest you gotta do yourself. Oops! Not that one this one. Douche Bag! Jingles Manning, Welcome to the Constitution Jungle Fever which is now becoming my favorite and 2 to the head with an L-G-Y Okay, Jungle Fever... Welcome to the Constitution Yeah now i got that one but im looking for the That's the money shot clip Yeah, but does he want the full one? Yeah. The full one's too long just a money shot jungle fever I don't have iso'd Okay why don't you just put it at can you put the whole thing at the end yeah But i can do money shot and then what's the final thing? Lgy I'll try and get this off I'm a mess today

1:23:18 Yeah, yeah it's going real well here Money shot and then Just you got it just good. I forgot that yay. You know I have to switch between apps It's a mess Sorry. Yeah, because you have the wrong router. James Blair Sir Duma in Holland Ohio 500 my credit card limit was raised and double credits still ongoing I guess I become a baronet counting below please change my title to sir do a baronet of the black swamp actually The Baron net is uh it kind of has to be under somebody's Barony so you should probably look who can call you that but There she is

1:24:08 With the goal of becoming a baron in 2018, please reserve the Black Swamp region okay for your Baron. Okay you've got the right idea. NJPK no jingles? Please Karma! Oh that's good. As a side note John was complaining about PayPal not sharing addresses on the Paypal site there's a button they say my Says share my emailing address with no agenda show also, please remind us No I'm talking about physical addresses not the did cities they leave cities out with the current way We're downloading yours came through so Devorah org slash na. I think is what? I don't know what he's nothing okay, and jpk You've got karma

1:24:54 And we have an anonymous $500 donor in New Orleans who says, please keep me anonymous. Could I please be knighted? Sir Roses of the liver. Wow. These LARPer names are great. I love them. It's great. Yes. We've gone into the era of puns. Well, I mean, I'm crackpot your buzzkill and you know, we kind of start with pioneering that it's a thing we buy. We pioneered it. Now we're going to Ken price $500. I don't have a note or anything from him that I have I can see Double-check to see if I got anything in the emails I Have no Ken price now, all right well you will make it up believe me be making up a lot

1:25:45 Saw dar sadar sing of the Punjab gave 500 on a mail order kind of post office thing Post office was called money or no money order and it with on there written you wrote on the money order to be knighted as sir sardar Singh of Punjab I don't know why it says this is June job, but I'm sure yeah. You mean punjabi better change it on the list I don't know how he Is probably my typo consider it done? Todd Moss in Tempe, Arizona. Have note that probably do have a this would be a check that came in Todd Moss Todd Moss knew it's not Todd. It's not Todd here he is Oh Yeah, Todd duh Todd is our guy He's our Southwest flight attendant who's gonna show us a good time if we ever get Okay yeah party on

1:26:45 Sorry to have missed the first seven years of your show. They're available if you got some time don't don't bother I'm catching up with the last three years, I hope you both Have enough he's handwritten and very poorly done in your tanks to go another ten years America and the universe needs you please pass on Some health karma as I have a shoulder So something suffers got something with his shoulder. Hmm somewhere on the shoulder PS Tom Miller is still a douche all right will confirm confirmed Okay, I don't think he knows

1:27:32 I don't think he knows about the two for one deal because he says and here's on his way to knighthood. Well, he has actually achieved knighthood and he just has to tell us what he wants to be knighted as and we'll hold the knighthood in abeyance. Now remind me of what partying were going to do with Todd? I don't remember we were doing partying. You said he is our Southwest flight attendant and we're gonna party it up with him that's what you just said Well no, he's gonna take care of us on the flights. Maybe? Party? Sure! He's gonna upgrade us to uh... Upgrade us to row A upon boarding? I don't know what you can do about it otherwise give us a free drink and a peanut. Extra peanuts. I guess they'll give you peanuts and pretzels And you know both of us are going to shake them in our hand then throw them back our heads. Extra peanuts

1:28:27 You've got karma interesting how when you say he's gonna take care of us I equate that to party Old habits die hard Ellie's Zaynoun, zay-noun, I think. In Philadelphia 490 EZ from Philly Please give money karma to all the listeners that need it and to you too Please just take one whole second of silence after the Karma jingle for it to reach everyone Love and light she wants a clean cut karma alright in five You've got karma There's little blip at the end of it

1:29:22 That proves that it's over. David Brown, 46997. What a week! What a fantastic opportunity to join the NOAA Agenda family. Something awesome It's awesome. I don't know what it is a bunch of characters, I can tell what it says Taking into account my very first donation this past summer 6 06 micro boobs and this week's two-for-one deal I'd like to lay claim and capture my knighthood with the donation of four six nine nine seven And there's again some more characters that you're really yeah, we're likely known as sir honey badger of the Carolinas No time allowing I would like to request the following jingles Can you feel the juice? The screaming goat and

1:30:07 Two shots to the head. Thank you for twice... And karma as well? Karma? Why don't you give him the goat karma that way I don't feel bad That's what i was going to recommend It's on deck now, The Goat Karma Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?! You've got karma There we go Hello Goat Service Goat Jonathan Ferris in Liberal Kansas 4-3-2 10 This should put me over the top as a knight, like to be known as Sir Big Papa Moose of the Ogalalala Aquifer. I am continuing on $50 a month for Baronet and can i get an F the EU and a service goat karma please? You've got Karma

1:31:08 Alright, so we have Harold Saucner from New York at 38633 who also donated. He sent a note in I think I do have that. I here celebrate 1000 some more here's the donation representative my first computer And make me an Insta Black Knight, and please read the email sent with the previous 1-2-3-4.56 donation If this is also given the doubling then I'm would like to be Baron of Albany 514 Yeah he uh...I thought we read his note To be honest about it Somewhere in hour five

1:31:48 I think, yeah a lot of people are sending stuff in that they don't realize that they were. We had to get back and forth with somebody this morning about her being knighted and she claimed she was only half-knight. I know what she's talking about. Half? I hope it was good half! No no let me take a quick look If anyone says you messed it up I'm just gonna say you're probably right Yeah yeah I always benefit the doubt to a point I have evidence to the contrary, which can happen. We get into the old SOSS? S-O-S-S-E-R? Yes! I remember this name. Yeah well here's one... This must be the one he is thinking of. Hal Saucner, please Sir Loyne of the House of Porter. Did we do that? I don't remember Sir Loyne. Yeah we did that. Okay alright

1:32:48 I didn't get to call the tail for my nighting. This makes me black instant night. Oh, we did know it's not true now this is true And this is one of the dough he's got see too many letters early confused now well I'm here here It is I am the dentist that took the heat for suggesting oral cancers on the rise Horrible and from HPV virus and oral sex this letter We didn't read like I don't remember this I'm done stewing and would like to congratulate both of you for the thousand shows. Okay, that will be good to even after I read this. So I've been learned a lot and laughed a lot thanks. I read John's one page editorials at PC Magazine going back to my days in college. I saw the TV show and The Tech Grouch all great stuff. Oh, Tech Grouch? You and two other people watched The Tech Grouch!

1:33:33 When I heard he was on a podcast and Jerry Purnell was there too, I had to listen to Leo guy made when he's kind of complaining here about Leo. Then I found out about Noah Jenner. When MTV started out with studying physics, I would put it as background music and thought who would ever want to watch music videos? Then one day I saw the video by Robert Palmer, Simply Irresistible. So there was this guy as a sidekick with JD, Adam Curry. Never heard of him but listening to him was interesting I miss his treaties on aliens on earth and moon bases those shape-shifting Jews are space goers too being Jewish myself i can attest to it! There is a shapeshifter! Welcome!

1:34:23 As the episodes went by, Atlas set the hook and John had baited. I'm now an instantite in a mini baron it sounds better. I'd like some jobs karma Obamacare has been great for America but as small business owner its gutted the profit from my business. Can I have another dose of Jobs Comer for all the doctors in the country? We need them to care about us. They care for us, and I'm getting old now too! I'd like to call out David Duvall in Malta... DOUCHEBAG! ...and Sam. DOUCHEBAAAGG! Keep up the good work!

1:35:05 They're not douchebags. It's really horrible We need the neural computers You know who you are and another shout out all to you all you men out there who are at home with their wives Their feet up in the air I always intended on becoming a knight on the table I wanted so long someone else to choose my moniker while i'm going to use it, but i'm But i'm from a different protectorate. I promise to live up to the name of the grand traditions of the night sirloin Uh, I like sirloin sirloin Hall of the, Hal of the House of Porter. Best board going in Ruby Red Bordeaux and he goes on with it. He wants some wine. Jobs karma! Yeah so let's do that. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! All right I hope that took care of him. And where was I? On this spreadsheet

1:36:05 We did Sossner, we're James Flesch from Hebron, Kentucky. Okay got him. James Flesch $350.50 hoping this makes it 350-53 hope this makes it in time to get the two to the head discount so if I'm becoming...I like that If I become an NA Knight will be the one resolution I was able to keep this year as an anesthesia provider a lot of doctors today yeah I request one of my following Sir Night Knight That's a good one. Yeah for an anesthesia guy sir wake you up or so or sir Chris passer of gas Although funny, I think like sir night. Why not sir night-night passer of gas?

1:36:54 Ooh, well I don't know if you want such ad-libbing for him but that would be good. Well yeah...I can understand! I would like to add my smoking hot wife Allie to the birthday list she turned 33 on the 18th i'm not sure she's on there you can check. I was also request some Instagram karma for her new fitness endeavor your mama your mamas your mama your mamas okay your your your your mama's so fit where the dames and the knights can check out nutrition, fitness and motivation content. Your mama's so fit it's very straightforward as always thank you for your courage and continues with excellent work no-no-no anything Reverend Manning in chemtrails is his request there okay oh chemtrails as well yeah chemistry chemtrail I did it yes that's because she yes you did it's the new chemtrails jingle he's a mac daddy

1:37:55 And she did Karma as well? Uh, why not. You've got Karma. You can read the next one and cut it down a little bit I'll prepare for the one after that. Okie doke This is from... let me see Sir Arcane Code November 4 India X-ray Tango from Columbiana Alabama And this is 333, 73. I was prepared to forgo the doubling so that this episode could have an executive producer Thank you That's like all my friends in Hollywood always say please don't go opening weekend Go the second weekend Otherwise it drops off too quickly

1:38:36 As I know, donations for the episode after the big one usually suck. Well it's actually been pretty good still with our... um.. with our twofer. I'm still listening to the 10th episode extravaganza but John said you were extending the double down so this donation doubled it puts me at Baronet Yay! Me! In a weird coincidence my donations for all time also total 2017 73 Coincidence? I think not. Huh I've been trying my best to catch swine flu so that John could enjoy the jingle, but so far no luck. Although i think i was kidnapped by space aliens. I had a lost time incident the other day when i came to realize several hours had passed and my butt hurt and i had a funny taste in my mouth My wife says i fell asleep on my recliner but whatever

1:39:25 I think we should stop the note there. Although he says, NJNK but at the end of the regular donor segment i'd like to reserve some jobs karma last year I found myself unemployed and decided to take what had been a side gig doing dude named Ben training videos for company called Pluralsight and turning it into full-time self employment my first course was showing you how to use tool called Pester to test PowerShell scripts And that's what and what was I testing scripts to download the best podcast in the universe? Oh, this is great for four and a half hours. The words no agenda Adam Curry and John C Dvorak are splashed across the screen I even came up with it a way to show off some excellent album art very good Very good That's nice if you're doing training videos put that stuff in there. No absolutely

1:40:13 And he finishes all kinds of compliments and he says, I'd be remiss not to acknowledge John C. Dvorak from his early columns in PC Magazine to his various TV shows and podcasts John provided a wealth of information which guided my career. Guided! Hey You should be proud of yourself. I am, i'm happy! I'm happy for these guys Finally, I'd like to thank the pair of them- oh that's both of us For their work on the No Agenda show I spent many late nights Yes working on the demos for this v- Oh this is what he had in the script So it's even in the script he's blowing you This is great Super nice Here's another 10 years and 3 days 73 from SirArkane Code November 4th IndyXRate Tango no jingles no karma Thank you very much Good sir 73's to you

1:40:59 73s. Brian Beers is somewhere, parts unknown 3333 request JCD read this please well I tend to read all of these hello gents i was knighted on 961 for some reason my note didn't make it into the show and i failed to donate on time for your 10th anniversary actually you're still in time so she didn't really i'm a procrastinator he says happy tenth i've been listening to shows since the early 100's like many jcd cynicism and Comic genius dragged me along from Cranky Pete's. Now the NOAHgender show is a well-oiled, shiny product much like mac and cheese. The multiple dimensions of the universe look on in awe. Looking forward to 10 more years I received my night ring on Thursdays tenth anniversary was the best day of my life! THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE

1:41:52 I received my night ring on Thursday. Okay, and on Friday I sprained my ring finger. Wish i was joking! I don't believe in coincidence but I think I might need a de-douching some karma Hello citizen tooted ahead and a little girl yay Keep up the great work and thank you for... Thank You Sir Brian Femur reason one You've been Dee Dooshed Yay You've got karma. I'm getting R-RSI repetitive stress syndrome in my mouse hand

1:42:30 Snapping around, clicking all these jingles. Ryan Burse is in Kingston Massachusetts Michael Pocket or Poquette but Pocket I believe and 1333.33 Please de-douche me has not donated for a long time and my douche bag is weighing me down. You've been de-douched Call out John Robinson Douchebag! Now I got it And he got me listening and has not donated for a very long time. Also, a shout out... Now I don't know what this is- Don't douchebag this guy because he just says the shh- No, I think it's good He's got the difference between call out and shoutout Yeah, that's different Shoutout to Mike Newman Shout out is what Obama would do So like, shout out eh? Okay so if you do a call out as a douche- You're calling them out then it's a- DOOCHEBAG If its shout out then it's- Thanks Obama That's kind of our jingle sequence now Perfect

1:43:30 Daniel Klinger in Muskegon, Michigan 333.00. Happy 10th! I may be a little late but this might help you get through the anniversary after the anniversary letdown that'll be next show...I think your relatively neutral analysis of the mainstream media is vital service to humanity." Okay we should accept Medicare and keep up the great work. We should accept Medicare Joseph Stacey in Sammamish, Washington. He's got a quick note he says didn't fit in there well you can write it in there which you did we'll put the whole note in there but let's see if there's anything I don't think so. I do not have a Joseph Stacy sorry. I might have a Stacy I got a couple things up from last show that we gotta straighten out at the Glouse memo

1:44:25 And the BOGO memo and they... there's a Johnson. Are these dossiers now that when you speak of the memo, is there a Manila folder on these guys now? I'm trying to get there. And anyway, we'll go back and get his other... Well let me look up Stacy's if I can find it. Well you do that and I'll do Gavin Bowed 260 from P Curse New South Wales Australia couldn't resist the extension of the generous Bogoff offer buy one get one free and not donate again to claim my barony Thank you good, sir. It's taken five years of listening but finally the time has come 268 Freedom dollars multiplied by two is the required 536 I need to claim my new title from this day forth instead of Sir Gavin of st George I'd like to be known as Lord Gavin Baron of Sydney well Instead of jingles John can you please read in your best Klingon voice? The following words You got it

1:45:30 I have Joe Stacey's note. So don't you want to, can you just do the words? Can I give it a go? Let me think and then we'll go back. I know I don't have it open but this is uh... Okay, I got it. I didn't know you had a Klingon voice! I didn't-I don't have one. Klingon Mata Judge! Is that it? That's it nailed it. I don't think so. Okay what's next Well, what's next is Joe Stacey's note which I did find. I know it's after midnight but I was hoping to get this in for tomorrow show. This was on Thursday and now it didn't get in. I sent him a note that he got into late. I've been hitting my son Zachary in the mouth while driving my son to and from the park and ride over the past year or so and I think he's beginning to enjoy the show."

1:46:28 Age, age? What age. But I've changed jobs and he's got his license... Oh he's about 16-17 now drives himself according to my calculation probably 19. According to my calculations i've been a black knight for awhile and this 273 50 would push me over the baronet status when doubled however I would like to forego my peerage change for now and I confirm my knighthead unto Zachary if I may NJNK I don't know if we have him on there Zachary yeah, this is a crayon there Yeah, well he's got all this. He's got all his documentation for his no no Zachary's not so just give me the deets again Joseph Stacy Zachary Stacey sir Zachary staged I can speak it from Joseph or from his dad Joe okay, but

1:47:25 What does he become? He becomes a knight. Yeah, he's the knight and Joe forgoes his baronet. Got it okay simple done simple but complicated in some funny way sir oh man Charles Presetya I think is that the one you pronounce how would you pronounce that Prestia Prestia in Cary North Carolina I have actually been to Cary North Carolina curiously $250, can't resist we much with this deal and hearing my boy Nicholas S. Erastavi earn his knighthood had to chip in again I was knighted on 975 and like to put myself within striking distance of baronet with this donation." I like these guys coming back! Yeah it's great that's very helpful He just donated two shows ago and he sees this deal and says you know i'm not gonna see this again...and you won't by the way yeah that's for sure. I'd like to put myself within striking distance of the Baronette

1:48:22 I realize it's early notice but i won't be able to donate again before Thanksgiving. Please put my cousin Andrew Galway, 1124 and and I myself 1126 on the birthday list Jobs Karma and My Millennials please appreciate what you guys do uh too about you two in the community if he likes the community token never mind He wants us to listen to the unbelievable podcast. We'll give it a shot, okay ready to know good Jobs jobs jobs and jobs Karma

1:49:03 Christopher Bede or Beedie, in Indianapolis Indiana 250 and he's just simply says happy anniversary. Thank you for your courage I could use some job training karma trading trading job trading day trader okay that's all oh that's pretty easy yeah we can do that for you sir no problemo You've got karma. Wait, just yeah, did they do jobs with that or was it just a no stock trade? Stock trading karma okay good John Helmer 235 thanks for the 10 years of Noah Jenna thanks for extending the BOGO for another week past contributions plus this donation and your generous two-for-one deal brings me to long coveted knighthood I'd like to be known as Sir sin sir since in a keg

1:49:57 Sir, sin-sinackak. Sin-sinac... I don't know. Don't get it. Night of the threeway handshake. Okay. Oh! Sin-sin-ack-ack you don't get it? No You send out a sin and then an ack. Oh for acknowledgement? I guess. Sin-sin-ack-ack. We don't know what we're talking about For jingles, I'd like you slaves can get used to the mac and cheese dealers choice L Sharpton and a Trump jobs karma for everyone out there. I recently got a new job with a great company and generous bonus to boot. I like to share the karma with no agenda listeners more years

1:50:33 Yes, thank you very much Let me go to you first what's the latest tonight in Iowa? Well in Ottawa. Well it is a situation is less than before jobs jobs It's a special jobs karma, Ottawa Desmond low two three four five six sneaking in donation with the Tantus makes me a night accounting and separate email and on route Please proudly refer to me as sir desi dude of Liberty Valley. I shall make it so I shall make it so liberty village Sir Michael Stad you are 222

1:51:34 I've been a douche for five years for listening and not donating. Here's to 10 more years! I think this takes me to Baronet with your generous special... He's got the accounting. Well, I'm gonna give him a deduction. You've been de-douched. He deserves that Another two, two, two, two from Michael Renneker in Dubuque Iowa. Thanks to the best podcast universe what a great team you guys make I wish I had found this podcast sooner but even though I'm late to the game I've been hitting friends in the mouth left and right NJNK mofos. Vince Cornell 22222 I have a note apparently that's Vince only couple notes left

1:52:20 Yeah, here it is. It's a card actually NJNK starts off with you don't have to worry about that I started listing a couple of months ago and this is my first submission of value With your double credit promotion and me expecting twins In a few weeks how could I resist keep up the good work regards Vince Cornell in Virginia Nice put that into files Actually usually we put the cards on the wall Sir, actually J.J my daughter does sir Nick dragon of the four domains 202 can I get a he's Trump? He's Trump the president and a goat scream karma Yes, we can take that for you sir no problemo He's Trump! He's Trump! The President! You've got Karma

1:53:14 I amuse myself. I like that one that kind of keep forgetting about it the moves kinda, but it also flows nicely if you do the two together Almost be a people to pre-produced jingle I like it yeah yeah and you do it on the fly oh Yeah, let's do it live Dane Francine Hardaway, 200. Happy 10th you guys are amazing! While I don't always agree...I always admire and I always love. Bless you too cynics. You know she wrote me a nice note

1:53:57 What we had talked about her Medium post, about Scoble and how she in a way felt that she also kind of benefited from a lot of misogyny because she's like okay I'll play that game. And you know Dame Francine, a true dame but she can play hardball She used to work for Microsoft or Apple. Hardball, hardball in a male dominated world. Intel she worked for Intel. She was an intel kickass. Yeah well she would yeah and so she said you got a lot of pushback from women A lot of mean comments And so she was very uh she's appreciative Of what we had said about her coming here from two old white dudes I don't know if that cup of coffee Oh bigly

1:54:49 Wow. I know that's people it's crazy, it's crazy It's crazy Maybe I'll get that one in You want to give her a Karma or do we give her karma? I'm gonna give her and no I want to give her a goat karma There's your goatee So anonymous the baronet of the ADF dash C Add me to the birthday list. I think you're on there. Today is my 54th and JNK, thank you for that. Timothy Kiernan in Plymouth Michigan let the celebration continue by reckoning this donation puts me at the August order of baronets and Baronetesses

1:55:38 May I point out with all due respect that there is no article in my title. It's just Sir Timothy of No Agenda Fixed Title, and there was no The in it." He says... I would like to know he says, "...No fixed title," not, "'No agenda fixed title,' note fixed title." Oh! No fixed titles? You're just adding words there. Yeah, I'm just adding a wonder. Let me read it the way it was written May I point out with all due respect, there is no article in my title. It's just Sir Timothy of no fixed title and there is no The in it! I would love to hear this Sharpton Star Wars clip...I'm working on my Elgor. The Sharpton Star Wars clip I have attached it in case it is difficult to find. I didn't get no Star Wars clip

1:56:31 I have no email from him with that. Is it this? Star Wars! Everyone's going nuts about it Maybe its that one, thats the one Of course I had it Kyle Platts, 200. No no nothing that I can see if I'll look around and see we get it from the second half Cody Wilson 200. I like the credits this donation to my father Colin Wilson for his birthday while calling him out as a douchebag. As since he hit me in the mouth a year or two ago have not heard his name as a donor. As struggling artist I first learned of the NO agenda while working on my father's studio thinking who are these weirdos with their jingles?

1:57:14 That's what we think you'd think. Of course! Who are these weirdos with those jingles? I quickly came to love Noah Jenner with their deconstruction filling the hole created by my disdain for M5M constantly jerking me off with their nonsense, being a late-stage millennial living in the hipster hub of Melbourne Australia First I am known about that. So it's the Brooklyn of Australia, Portland. I would have to keep my love for crackpot podcasting quiet selectively punching people in the mouth who do not get their news completely off face bag. Chantel you douchebag! Hold on yes. Douchebag! I'm now a busty tattooist

1:58:07 And if anyone wants to get no agenda tattoos, I will do it for them free. Hit us up on Instagram Cody Wilson tattoos Thank you for your courage Can I get a Trump mac and cheese little girl? Yay Shut up slave goat and that lady crying after Trump was elected No, no, I just don't think I can do what is the Trump Mac and cheese? I don't know what that is. So I think she's just once at Trump. I think it should be Trump Trump was It's a Trump. I can't give you just a Trump, but you want to be here? Trump what is it Trump? I don't know what a trump is okay Don't have that and then a yay ever a mac and cheese little girl Yeah, shut up slave in the then your goat karma You know good to go with that no I understand But if I've been okay hard to understand how they're hard to explain What's going on here Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand

1:59:11 I think there's more dentists a girl singing. It's not so it's not so much It really is having a small screen and the jingle thing now. Yeah, he's in a bind He's in Holland with his nut. It doesn't have as regular rigging So it's hard to get to some of these yeah well It's not hard to get the sum of them but four in a row becomes a little complicated yes Yeah, well Cody's at least we will get back. Cody you'll be able to hear from her again apparently because she does tattoos good sir and rub all 182 20 This is before midnight in some time zone So I hope I can sneak this in for the birthday promotions if so, I'll make me a baron Yep, I've got a birthday wish I'll send the email details shortly there. Okay? Well And we're gonna do the rest of these on the second during the second round okay, that's what I was going to suggest and

2:00:09 Okay, so these are all executive producers still yes Do we get the 150 okay? So you will keep track of that and we will come back to that later Well it will be a longer show. I guarantee you is not going to be as long as the previous show But but it is kind of nice that we can give everybody you know probably half an hour longer Yeah, extension on the twofer offer and more show coming up for you. Of course we do want to thank everybody and remind you We'll be doing another show once again I return on Wednesday evening Thursday I'll be ready for you to deconstruct as your guardians of reality remember us at Dvorak dot org slash N A And do like i do when im here in another country I go out there and propagate our formula Our formula is this... We go out, we hit people in the mouth Order Shut Up

2:01:10 I have a couple of notes. I want to read no, no, no. My phone. There you go everybody time for tech news special edition special report John C. Dvorak has special new information Okay here's what JC came up with and it was in it just came too well at the dinner or dinners on Friday And he says he thinks apples You know we there's a Very mystical aspect to Apple. Yes, Steve Jobs was a mystic He's learned how to meditate in some levels and most people can't do he created this his zone of whatever It used to be called reality distortion field yes, and Even when he died it was still going there and JC just made this observation as soon as he did I started thinking about my god He's right and this could make a huge difference. I smell a column

2:02:08 So, I don't know if i can get a column out of this. And most of my columns smell. Anyway the um... What is the shape of the new Apple office building? It's a spaceship No UFO It's a big circle A donut It's a big circle. When did Apple first start, all of the sudden Steve Jobs came back and then he did the new iMac plastic box with the...it was interesting and everything but when did that company start skyrocketing? Skyrocketing all of a sudden becoming very valuable it got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger- Well started with the iPod I think. It was with the iPod what is on the iPod? A big circular thing you twist around. The original iPod

2:02:56 Right and those are the ones that were successful when he would they left dropped a circle because it couldn't put it on anymore Those things just died by them went by the wayside. The iPhone came out What was predominant about the iPhone when you looked at it? There was a circle every one of these superstar products that he had as his circled circles Circle, the company's a circle is in a circle and everything is a circle until the X That's some magic with a K yes That's what I said. And why did he know? So his final message, no wait... His final message to the company was so in their face they couldn't even see it because that was his final gift of society is gift to California with this building and no one saw it and now with the facial recognition they remove the circle, the thumbprint, the home button and that short apple

2:03:56 Let me write it down. AAPL, okay I think you're right well it when he said it I was just like oh yeah because it all came you know came started with the iPod with the circle and then circled your the circular building in this circle circle circle yeah and now no no circle anymore as soon as he said I said did you would you read that? He says I don't know it just came to me He was standing there holding the baby. So I think it's when he's holding the baby, He's got the baby on his chest. He's channeling energy when he has the adorable... Listen to me! I have this solution just listen let you open your brain and listen Daddy? DADDY? DADDY YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME

2:04:40 So anyway, I just thought that was like a very good and I know that the whole company's mystical so that could it could break the spell. Well it also predicts of all the Listening tube products that only Amazon will win they have a perfect circular tube That listens to you And Apple has like a pineapple. No, that's the Google has the pineapples and little like pillow could pin cushion all these stupid shapes and isn't is an apple saying Amazon stealing the mojo is yeah? The circle Mojo

2:05:22 Do you, is it a... Microsoft will come out with the cube. Let's see what you know about that? That's what they're about. About that let me just see What is the uh, What does the Apple Uh, what does that thing called They haven't brought it out yet have they Yeah, yeah The pineapple Pineapple Didn't they call it the pineapple I don't know what they call it It's these things I don't like These things I don't I don't see any reason why should be putting listening devices into my own house for somebody else's benefit It's not gonna happen Let them come in in the middle of the night and sneak into listening device. You know, you know I don't even see it on their website anymore Did they just did he just drop the whole thing all together at home pod? It's been released a home pod Yeah We saw a picture of we know what it looks like oh now I don't think it's been released I don't think officially been released so it's nuts on them. I don't think is on the homepage Let me just see what the home pot. Oh yeah, it's not a circle. It's uh Just kind of like a microphone and you know

2:06:20 Oh, look at home pod. So that's a mistake It's not a perfect circle Let me take a look Yeah I think they're done Eh Dvorak hates Apple you think... No no no That's not it Wrong again Dvorak That's what i'm hearing Wrong again Dvorak Ah yeah that was good Kind of a circle Meh Kinda of a puffy circle If you look from the top down its a circle with a dot in the middle Maybe that thing will work. I mean these devices to me just are not home pod No, you gotta remember my stereo systems got 15 inch sub woofers in giant boxes This is what I to me is like You know the kind of the basic what you can get for sound and these little

2:07:13 I was listening, it was over at Costco the other day and some black guy all tatted up. He looked like a rapper of some sort and he's listening to the Samsung what is called? A sound bar or whatever it is trying to listen this thing is all I hear just the worst sounds It's just that I was almost gonna go over there guys says hey its tinny. Its from Korea. It's crappy sound don't buy this thing yeah but And it's interesting that you know, you categorize a human being of black pigmented skin as a rapper. No he just seemed like a rapper I was just... He gave off a rapper vibe! Just because he was black? Things were different when John was around in the early days

2:08:01 It was just a day, it was different. All I know is he's listening intently to this crappy speaker and he's trying to tune it. He's turning up... John we now have children-I'm just gonna say children because I'm old now that I can say it who for almost 20 years have witnessed nothing but mp3s they don't know better That's what they listen to, it's in their earbuds and... Look beats are not- let's just take it right there. Maybe he is trying to emulate the crap sound of beats These are not the best headphones in the universe Don't you think it's my obligation to come up and say hey, yes sound is crap. Well you don't go there But we you know you have to understand that what is he gonna say? What am I supposed to listen do where am I supposed to go There's nothing I can find any good sound the stereo stores are all closed You should say when I was a kid when I was a kid youngster exactly

2:08:55 Yeah, I just give up. I just looked and shook my head and kept shopping bought some wine so what I what I noticed on the face bags in my travels as that was a traveling around is We got to get out of this you have to close the segment we are we're in the tech segment You didn't close it oh, I'm sorry okay? Well. She's told you still doing tech yeah, I have no news Okay, well let's kill it. We're done. Uh okay uh Now you like I have a jingle ready It's like the one thing- You know what my wife says to me and Jay does too she says

2:09:34 You know, we really miss you guys. You're not going into the other dimension anymore with the dog. What you're trying to say is they want they want you to visit once in a while? Is that what they're saying? They want more shtick is what they really mean. They want you to visit them once in awhile and be alternate dimension. Yeah well there's that Okay, so here's what I've been reading on the face bags. So first of all the dossier is now out widely available which i don't think it really was and somehow a pdf got out. Copies? We've had a copy for a long time but yeah I'm just telling you the face bag is now going around and people are like oh wow! And we read it... It's really dumb.

2:10:27 And so now they're somehow, they're all like well now he's gonna fire Mueller. He's gonna fight we take to the streets if he fires Mueller seriously We take to the streets if he fires Mueller Yeah, I saw that too. But it all stems from this, from CNN's exclusive report with sources. Anderson we've learned that a federal grand jury in Washington DC on Friday approved the first- That's the answer by the way to what are you learning? Here's what we've learned.

2:11:22 plans were prepared Friday for anyone charged to be taken into custody, possibly as soon as Monday. These sources said it's unclear exactly what these charges are against the indictments. The indictment is under seal. A spokesman for the special counsels office declined a comment on this story and as you know Anderson Mueller was appointed in May to lead the investigation into Russian meddling and the 2016 US elections and he was given broad authority under the mandate given to him by Rod Rosenstein. So this is a significant development in the investigation, top lawyers who are helping to lead the Mueller firm, the probe we should say including veteran prosecutor Andrew Wiseman were seen today entering the courtroom at the DC Federal Court where the grand jury meets they hear testimony in the Russia investigation and reporters present saw a flurry of activity We saw people walking What?

2:12:18 We saw people, we saw people. They were going in and out. Yes! We saw this guy and that guy and he went in and then they came back out. And reporters present saw a flurry of activity at the grand jury room but officials made no announcement but we are learning today Anderson that the grand jury approved the first charges in the Mueller investigation Everyone's all jacked up What are the charges? Why is this a story Why isn't it just, it's not a long report. It's not a stand up. It's a sentence like they've approved some charges but they don't have the charges that are telling us anything. They're telling us people going in and out and in and out and then they're trying to create some suspense but why don't they get to them? If they don't have a story, they won't admit it." Yes! That is the only deconstruction that is correct. That makes all sense in the world. Yeah, they don't have a story

2:13:15 Until they say who does, you know who do when they serve a subpoena on somebody or an indictment or they release it. Or they arrest somebody there's no story here just yeah They've been dicking around so what? Well, no story is the same that we hear from Jim Acosta who is with the White House Press Corps regarding Uranium One. He's in your camp John? No story old news blah blah blah... I'm saying that and that is why I try to ask a question as a multi-part question you know why is it that the president felt he'd be involved in this Uranium One deal or to try to have that gag order lifted on that key informant and the FBI investigation

2:13:52 No real answer there, although Kellyanne Conway the White House counselor spoke to that earlier this morning on CNN. And then also the president tweeted that the only collusion that existed in the election was between Hillary Clinton and the Russians When I asked for evidence of that there was no evidence presented This white house has presented no evidence of that The President has not presented any evidence of that And so once again you have sort of this inappropriate political behavior on the part of this White House that we saw going on during the course of that campaign with him. Inappropriate political behavior? Is that not a contradiction in terms... Hold on a second, all we've gotten from the news media is constant harping on the collusion between Trump and Russia with no evidence

2:14:35 Correct. So how is this any different? Well, this is correct political behavior or appropriate I don't understand that inappropriate political behavior That's just inappropriate Come on to that campaign with locker up and everything else was this guy the guardian of having appropriate I guess he's He's Jim Acosta, you know fake news guy. Once again you have sort of this inappropriate political behavior on the part of this White House that we saw going on during the course of that campaign with Locker Up and everything else when you have a white house making those kinds of allegations about a defeated opponent uh... That is just something it's just not normal I see what it is they're being mean to Hillary now I get it okay Those kinds of allegations about a defeated opponent Uh..that is just something It's just not normal

2:15:23 in the course of events, in a political campaign or to have White House do from the podium of the White House briefing room. So you know I don't know if you notice this right now Brooke but there are some kids and Halloween costumes going back right now to the Oval Office to meet with the President You know, perhaps there will be some trick-or-treating going on in the Oval Office. But I think there might have been a fair amount of that going on here in the briefing room a few moments ago. I thought I saw kids it was funny to see little faces as you guys were asking these heavy hitting questions. Unfortunately although maybe somebody can be Jim Acosta for Halloween. Thank you so much always and Wow Brooke Baldwin slamming Jim

2:16:06 Well, either that or flirting. Possibly I think she's asexual That's a terrible report and I guess he wasn't not one of the reporters allowed in to that little shin dig with the kids No, you have a clip of it, but i was just dumb does he have spawn? Spawn yeah Does he have children does he have spawn Jim Acosta Because it was bringing your kids to Halloween that day. That was the idea, they were just going to have a bunch of reporters bring their kids and then they get to meet the president all dressed up And he makes some snide remarks, I didn't clip it but he says... Here's what they should have done in the Oval Office.

2:16:58 Students at Whitehaven Elementary are studying insects as part of their STEM classes. So this morning, Principal Tommy Elliott and other school administrators ate bugs in front of the students. The menu included barbecue mealworms, cheddar cheese larvae worms, and chocolate-covered crickets. One school board member told us the lesson helped students better understand people from other cultures. outside of just their three mile radius. Like these are things all over the world and they should know and understand how other cultures that are different than us, how they use bugs as a way of protein and nourishment." Now Yvonne who you just saw there was among those who tried the bugs she said her favorite was the chocolate-covered crickets she said they were surprisingly good

2:17:50 I'm telling you, in today's world those kids they're terrorized. My child has PTSD because she had to watch you eat bugs! And you said there were reptiles that's an interesting comment. Yeah a bunch of reptiles they got to eat bugs cause thats what they do They love eating bugs. I thought you meant they weren't eating bugs they were eating reptiles okay no yeah No the reptiles are eating bugs is what they were and why would you do this display just to kind of normalize your activities Hey Bill, you know two reptiles talking to each other. Hey Bill what's the deal with it? We can't eat our bugs I gotta get a yen for a big bag of bugs! You know if we get caught eating bugs they identify us and the rest of it... Is there some way that we can make it so that we just eat bugs all the time?!

2:18:36 Yeah, there's a couple of tricks we can try. We can maybe say it's a popular thing to do other cultures eat bugs. It's a good source of protein. The Swedes are big bug eaters the Swiss swiss bugs the Russians for sure they're all at bug eaters and so we gotta promote that we get any bugs in public and no one's gonna say think twice about it yeah well do it I'm just gonna if you can't cover it up turn it up will just do it right in front of the kids too. Do it right in front of the kids! In the auditorium And kids, if you thought this was fun come back for dinner! Bugs bugs bugs! Tastes like poop. Tastes like poop. Alright hey what I found... We were talking about the dossier and the douchebag journalist who had come on months and months ago

2:19:38 who was really the one who promoted it after BuzzFeed had written about it, it was mother...it was David Korn from Mother Jones. That that was who I couldn't remember yeah uh and so I have the... I bet she eats bugs. I'll bet he does but it's very interesting to listen in context of who paid for what and what we knew and who knew what all along and what is now being disputed. We kind of have evidence now of you know, the people who threw these memes into the M5M universe Here's the intro I think it was on MSNBC Report from Mother Jones claims a Russian operation has been working for years to cultivate and assist Donald Trump Now the story says that a former senior intelligence officer claims he gave the FBI evidence that quote

2:20:25 There was an established exchange of information between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin of mutual benefit. The former spy also reportedly said, the FBI responded to the evidence with quote shock, shock and horror. And the spy believes in FBI investigation is underway. Shock and whore or that's what I heard. Now here's my question before I played the other clip Was it BuzzFeed that launched this first or Mother Jones? Mother Jones is considered to be, not by me but is considered to be respectable. Aren't they like Peabody award winning journalists? I don't remember the exact timeline but as far as I remember what's in my brain would have been programmed to remember is Buzzfeed ran the story and a link to the dossier Mother Jones picked it up and then went on CNN with further details

2:21:22 Okay, because you kind of made it sound like Mother Jones had done that but I guess that makes sense. Okay Well he well it was definitely corn who and you know him You said you knew corn? No, I never met him Wow That's what I've been programmed to remember I guess well here He is I met this former senior intelligence officer Who's really an expert in specialist in Russian counterintelligence for a intelligence service that we all would respect and learned that he had been sending very detailed memos to the FBI throughout much of the summer based on his own work that he did with Russian sources, indicating there had been a Russian operation.

2:22:05 for a couple years now to co-opt and cultivate Donald Trump. And he believes, you know in terms of the response he got from the FBI they asked him for more information and he provided it but this was a subject matter that they were of course keenly interested in. Was he able to reveal to you what information he provided? Well, I saw some of the memos he sent. And in the memos he doesn't identify the sourcing by name but though he describes it and i'm sure to the FBI could give the actual names But it'd be something like a foreign minister official A former Russian intelligence officer or somebody who was at the hotel when this meeting happened says this that the other thing so that's sort of level detail

2:22:52 that he would get into. That's a level of detail, it's just crazy man. The this that and the other thing? That kind of detail! But what's interesting here, and I think we have been programmed a little bit because all I recalled until I heard this clip again was well FBI might have actually paid for some of this research. No! This guy was colluding with FBI for months he was passing this on to the FBI according to David Corn of Mother Jones That is something that we haven't really...that is not. Yeah, that's the latest. But that has been dropped! No, but not on the right-wing talk shows. It's about they paid for the report Right, right. But that's not the same thing. That's what it turned into Maybe they paid for it? No this guy was talking to them for months giving him whatever information and now from what I understand from the right wing talk guys

2:23:53 If they use that information to get a FISA court warrant, then they're in trouble. Yeah, then they're in trouble. They are in such trouble! They're gonna get spanked with the hairbrush bristle side down... There is no trouble but okay if you want to believe that. Well what we have coming up this week I think it may be at the beginning of this week damn I hope I'm home and time to watch it We'll have a Senate hearing with the Silicon Valley people. You can just get that off C-SPAN? I know, but I'd like to see it live and NPR had... I think this is NPR had a rather interesting report Twitter there's two things here one is Twitter seems to be in trouble now RT is now publishing the pitch deck

2:24:56 That's the Twitter pitch RT on oh The pitch deck yeah, I never thought of getting one of those. Yeah It's the pitch deck explain what that is to the listening viewer okay? So you're selling ads for Twitter and you want to get our T to spend ad so you're going to convince them that there's potential audience members who use Twitter and a whole bunch of reasons why and You're gonna put it together And here is US elections proposal for at RT underscore com hashtag question more For discussion purposes only so they had I'll just read it. So these are slides, so it's a slide show Yeah, they're going into yeah and they're going in to pitch Their their client which has Russia today Which as you know is state-sponsored? It's I mean you might as well be taking money from the Kremlin Twitter

2:25:47 This is no mistake that RT is putting this out now. This is what I like so much about it So they have the actual slides they've, uh... They've published Oh you're gonna put them in the show notes? Yeah of course Here's the mission statement Deliver an unbiased point-of-view of the US elections with an edge Utilizing the power technology of Twitter to distribute the message In real time Was this before or after the election? Before—this was before the elections Okay Let's see, okay. John... We could make so much money! And we could- We've done these pitches look at this So US elections proposal limited offer for at RT underscore com What did Ron Blum put this together? Limited offer? Give me a fucking break Alright bullet points innovation Exclusive closed betas pending availability with periscope tweet deck and moments Oh

2:26:43 Next point, brand awareness and engagement. Oh it's a big one! Customized emoji? You're treading water as a company if that your top sales point. Hey man we want $1 million to give you customized emoji video bespoke customized solutions e.g. Yes e.g. What does that mean? Tailored for you RT EG auto response scratch reel and conversational video ad. What's a scratch? Real this I don't know, I've never heard of a scratch real should ask somebody content. No you like this III thrive on this kind of content you like to hear in this yeah keep going if I wanted you to stop I'd say something content strategy

2:27:35 Strategic support with content management and best practices. Vision and concept tailor-made execution." That's just marketing bullcrap, I don't know what that means. It's all bullcrap tailor made. Oh here we go! Dedicated team. Twitter experts to focus on live editorial and publishing curate content and provide strategic and tactical support during the US elections to tactical and strategic support. Yummy! Efficiency and measurement, customized search solutions... I don't know what that's about. Okay but now let me get to the other part of the deck here hold on i'm pulling these up this is just beautiful

2:28:19 Okay. So this should be in front of Congress, they should bring the Twitter guy up there and then play the slide deck and say what are you guys trying to do here? Well again there's no accident that RT is publishing this so the deck also has visuals and it's stock photo basically I'm sure those are rich Oh it's great if you'll love these girl holding up a sparkler And she's drawing with us we know if you move the sparkle really fast You can draw something and so it's a little Twitter bird. A little Twitter bird with her sparkler chemtrail. Twitter brings you closer to what matters most, and then there is quote from at Gary Vee In marketing there is war for attention It's the only thing that matters Attention not impressions And then they have all these stats about who's politically active And... They've all the graphs Engagement graphs on Hillary & Bernie Right next to each other

2:29:21 Yeah, it's actually that would be kind of interesting to see. Okay RT times Twitter now RTX Twitter 2016 own upfront they're gonna do an upfront the hell are they doing up front current upfront terms at US elections proposal a one and a half million dollars across channels And then they'll get in free media 120 thousand I don't know exactly what they're doing here Okay, oh here's the breakdown. So the media plan is one and a half million dollars... Uh so it's $500,000 for promoted video in Periscope. Predicted number of engagements five and a half million That's a CPE of nine cents Media three hundred fifty dollars customised guards cards GIF auto response conversation video etc

2:30:18 A lot of this you have to remember when you're going through documents like this is that there was a guy talking while they're presenting this and there's a lot of stuff that you don't get directly from the slides, as somebody might say. Oh, of course! Of course but we do know that they are charging $150,000 for promoted accounts so it will promote your account. How about that? And 350 thousand for promoted tweets How many tweets do you get for 350,000? 1.1 million That doesn't seem like a good deal 30 cents per twerp that's way too high for a tweet yeah That tweet price is off the hook I mean i've been studying this from my perspective with you know over The years i've talked about this i've written about it constantly harp on It which Is that the early days of twitter if You told somebody to go To A website you could Do the numbers oh the website would crash

2:31:18 Yeah, you get a lot of people late as time went by with more people more followers by a factor of 10 You'd get you still get about 110th if the effectiveness just went down to nothing The hopeless. You can't get anyone to link click anything well They're gonna have to show their numbers somehow But anyway, so I think this is bold. It's full of it was here's NPR and they're talking about Twitter and their involvement with the Russians outside or perhaps even included with the RT promote way in you know Twitter should go to jail. They put all of Twitter they said just Just turn them off for doing that, for colluding with states. They've just taken money from the Kremlin. Twitter has announced that from now on it will reject all advertising from the Russian news outlets Sputnik and Russia Today or RT. What? It'll also give away the nearly two million dollars it earned from past advertising

2:32:12 Both Sputnik and RT are backed directly by the Kremlin, and U.S. intelligence officials say both were used by the Russian government to help throw the US presidential election into chaos. And PR media correspondent David Folkenflik joins us now with more on Twitter's move. David it has long been known that these two news outlets entered Moscow why is Twitter doing this now? Well, you know the US intelligence officials came to conclusion the Russians were trying to disrupt things basically a year ago. It announced earlier this year that it did And they had concluded that the effort was there to really help put a thumb on the scales for President Trump, or for now-President Trump. And then not so many weeks ago U.S. officials decided to try and make RT and Sputnik register as foreign agents — that is, entities explicitly trying to do the will of the Russian government in the sense that a lobbyist might, you know…

2:33:09 I mean, an agent. Somebody acting on the government's behalf, not simply as a news organization owned by the government. This has put a lot of pressure on organizations that do business with RT and Sputnik to figure out how to respond. Well is Twitter now saying that it agrees with U.S. intelligence agencies that Russian news outlets tried to tip the election to Trump? Twitter's official statements have actually been relatively restrained, just sort of acknowledging the effort to disrupt and that the ability of RT to take advantage of the viral nature of social media platforms—particularly Twitter in this instance—are things that they have to take into account. And what do the Russian news outlets say about this?

2:33:48 Well, they're saying a few things. They're accusing Twitter of hypocrisy. They're pointing out that Twitter officials came to them with a rather extensive plan to step up their advertising on the site and that—you know, that Twitter had courted their business. In addition, Russian officials at the Foreign Ministry are saying this violates all kinds of United States and international protections on freedom of expression, that these are journalistic outlets. And, you know there is the point being made I think with validity that the ads really accomplished less in many cases than some of the content and news coverage. The framing of things, the misinformation disinformation and actual stories that got picked up for amplification without any subsidy without any advertising at all. Now the Russians are not the only ones getting tough look from Capitol Hill Three committees are questioning tech giants next week Twitter among them You think that had something to do with Twitter's announcement today?

2:34:44 Oh, I think that's not incidental at all. actions to ensure that this kind of disruption doesn't happen. There's some pressure for greater transparency, and of course Twitter and Facebook and Google have always wanted to protect their secret sauce in their algorithms. And in some quarters there is a desire to try to pressure these social media outlets in such a way that if they don't take greater responsibility that they could be regulated. I think that's the greatest fear of all for these social media platforms. So you're seeing them start to take

2:35:21 actions and to take conciliatory measures to at least publicly signal their discomfort, which would have occurred on their platforms in the hope of staving off greater government action. You know what? The sad thing is about this that there will be all these questions and they will try to dive very deep because... And here's the sad part these jamokes on the Hill, they actually are interested in understanding how $2 million can get them the presidency. This is how stupid they are! A hundred thousand. Well, it's two million that the or one and a half million well maybe if you count it all up It's like 2 million with the Twitter stuff RTD somebody told yes If somebody told me that 1.5 million was actually spent efficiently And that's what swung the election well my budget is one billion dollars Yes I first of all to think that and

2:36:17 And it comes up in the conversation because all the journal, journos. All the journalists everybody's talking about oh they swung the election with this... Wait a minute! Stop stop so you're this is true then your journo friends who always lose betting with you these guys believe this shit? Yeah Do they know anything about advertising? No Anything about marketing? They don't Now, is what they think. Church and state! No there's no way they know anything that's why this whole thing has gotten blown out of control uh blown out of proportion by the media itself because they don't know what to help... They don't know that this hundred thousand dollars in Facebook ads was nothing it didn't amount to a hill of beans it didn't impress anybody. A hill of beans? Hill of Beans.

2:37:09 So it was like, it didn't do anything. It was just a joke but because somebody said it did and I think this is again...I'll say it again. I think Facebook benefits because that makes it look like they're very efficient at getting word out. Yes. It's all bogus so I think you're right these guys are gonna come out and ask these questions cause they really think they can go run for their office or go against somebody else on the cheap Because by using social media and tweeting a lot, which is what Trump did that they can also be successful doing that when it's really much more complicated. You're exactly right but I hadn't thought about the media angle. I just thought they were worried but then I think they're frightened. They're frightened this is their big every two years money in the pocket.

2:38:00 And it's probably Twitter is going about this the wrong way. I think if they are not becoming a trillion dollar company from this, then not only should that whole C suite but the whole board should be annihilated what morons are running that place? You could open source it and make more money. Yeah, mastodon I mean you could you could do value for value people donate. You'd make more money, but what is that profit like 60? 60 million I have no idea quarter is stupid Unbelievable okay, but that's why I think it'll be really fun. So I can't wait to wait to Okay, well, I'm gonna go try them how sad am I? I'll have you try to watch it too. I have a little note to read again I've got a couple of notes to get some of these errors out of the way that we made over the thought for You have an idea Why don't we finish up show material because I have a few more things and just finish it all up and

2:38:58 And, you know so then we'll be like at the three hour mark and then we can just take our time doing the rest of the donations. Does that sound good? Well, I mean we won't do that typically but just for these shows. So you want us to do more show right now instead of going back to the donations? Yeah and then winding up the show with the donations and the mixes and everything Oh well this is kind of show material this week. I got a bunch of notes Are we okay with that idea for this show maybe next show just for time wise? The way i see it We've been ad-libbing this for the last couple shows And its fine with me I have a Bogoff. We did kind of break format on the other show also, yes people have asked about it Mimi's here's a meme his response as you know the thing that was interesting I said to her Was that we just went to seven and a half hours? And never even discussed the I bitched him own along the way But we never really discussed that were gonna go for seven and a half hours. We just went oh

2:38:00 And it's probably Twitter is going about this the wrong way. I think if they are not becoming a trillion dollar company from this, then not only should that whole C suite but the whole board should be annihilated what morons are running that place? You could open source it and make more money. Yeah, mastodon I mean you could you could do value for value people donate. You'd make more money, but what is that profit like 60? 60 million I have no idea quarter is stupid Unbelievable okay, but that's why I think it'll be really fun. So I can't wait to wait to Okay, well, I'm gonna go try them how sad am I? I'll have you try to watch it too. I have a little note to read again I've got a couple of notes to get some of these errors out of the way that we made over the thought for You have an idea Why don't we finish up show material because I have a few more things and just finish it all up and

2:38:58 And, you know so then we'll be like at the three hour mark and then we can just take our time doing the rest of the donations. Does that sound good? Well, I mean we won't do that typically but just for these shows. So you want us to do more show right now instead of going back to the donations? Yeah and then winding up the show with the donations and the mixes and everything Oh well this is kind of show material this week. I got a bunch of notes Are we okay with that idea for this show maybe next show just for time wise? The way i see it We've been ad-libbing this for the last couple shows And its fine with me I have a Bogoff. We did kind of break format on the other show also, yes people have asked about it Mimi's here's a meme his response as you know the thing that was interesting I said to her Was that we just went to seven and a half hours? And never even discussed the I bitched him own along the way But we never really discussed that were gonna go for seven and a half hours. We just went oh

2:39:51 Yeah. It's like we both knew that did, we're... That's what were gonna do We didn't really even have to bother with it. And she says yeah well you've been married for 10 years You know each others thoughts! Is she a little gel? She getting a little jelly on me Just a little uh... She thought it was stupid that I brought it up I think is what she was really saying Well thats very interesting You've been married for ten years I mean we just seamlessly finished each others sentences Its so weird It is. You are my twin flame. All right, Bogolf? I want to do the Bogolf. This from Jennifer. She says hello Crackpot and Buskin. My boyfriend and I were listening to 976 and paused it at one point... Paused it at one point somewhere to discuss how many female donors were taking advantage of the

2:40:48 BOGO donation promotion. Greg asked me why I think so many women are stepping up to the plate right now, and it's obvious that percentage-wise this is a huge increase in this demographics donation tendency. Yeah. I instantly thought about your recent discussions about the need for home economics classes and wondered what age range these female BOGO donors fall in? As a Gen X woman, I can say that my mother taught me among many other home-ec skills how to make my money stretch and pinch a penny until it screams. There you go! Go Home Ec?

2:41:27 My next thought was to link it to sociology in that women are socialists and socialize the shop as well As to put the needs and desires of others before their own. My guess is that most of the women who donated during the last few shows are Gen X or older? Probably right. Well, we don't know Your promotion was too good a deal for anyone to pass up, but especially so for women who are conditioned to shop on the cheap and devalue their own wants or needs. I love women for that. I am disturbed that this is the conclusion i've come to... That some woman in the no agenda community feel like they need special permission

2:42:11 even amongst this group, to give full value for value but giving half-value for value is more socially acceptable for us. Wow! I hadn't considered that aspect of it. Yes, this is her slam. Ah! I don't expect you read this on the air but be curious to hear Mimi's and Tina's take on my theory. Thank you for your courage Jennifer. All right bring in The Keeper and The Well, I think we just want oh John everybody. I have a name the keeper and the counter Okay, the keeper in the counters fine But I was I'm reading this to bring in everybody of course We want one everybody away, and we need boots on the ground ladies boobs on the ground And there he goes without even trying it as well. It's Johnny Walker black label. I was given I got all kinds of cool gifts

2:43:03 Military takes care of it. Yeah, I got a black- I got this awesome watch You got a watch? Yeah! I mean its like a grandfather clock its the cas- no its the G Shock Gravity Master you gotta see this thing It's very cool. You can set waypoints, you know wherever you are altitude included and it has a 3D map. Is it digital? Yeah well its analog hands but like one of those big military diver watches type thing

2:43:40 But it has GPS in it and so you can pinpoint your location, and then you can do all kinds of crazy stuff with it. And most importantly, It's a UTC watch that's why they gave it to me because there is one button says UTC You click on it no matter where you are in the world. You're set to UTC So what time is UTC right now? I'm going to click on UTC right now because it was set to Austin time Okay, I'm clicking on UTC time. Yeah 2-11 you know that can't be right? That's your...that's it's not working Hold on It froze! I'm telling you it's frozen Okay so much for that let me read one more note then we move on This is Andre Kloss Whose note we've been avoiding I've been a listener since 2014 and at night for about six months now the things You guys say in Deconstruct just blows my mind

2:44:37 I used to listen to Adam when he was on the Dutch radio with Van Ginkle. And then, I saw him on MTV." It would be the other way around. "'I'm from that era,' 52 years old.' Most of my friends know Adam from that era, of course. His reality show now see my difficulty when I try to hit people in the mouth. To be honest it took me," and he's from that era, I think he meant take, took me but it says I mean, three shows before I was hooked. That's old fashioned but it happens you are you two are a great team and a sanity pill for us all from my colleagues and friends.

2:45:17 Seen as a Trump loving tinfoil hat wearing fool on the hill who sees conspiracies around every corner. I'm amazed when i hear my friends and family say things about Hillary Clinton how great she is! Try explaining the Clinton Foundation scam, the hit list and the DNC case so forgive me when I just ask for one jingle or two from my friends at no agenda Please because there might come a day these he did donate quite a bit Because I might come a day when my family locks me up because of my crazy ideas Can it be the little girl goat and little girl? Yay, the goaten girly. Eh okay well Okay, I'll pass on my no. I can just do the yay and a good karma that would make it okay wouldn't it

2:45:59 I don't know, let me finish. When I could go on how great you guys are and you are but keep it short. No he didn't do that Keep up the great work with just... Just know that is not easy being a no agenda listener at guessing this in his age group It's like being the smartest kid in the class Sir Andre Night of Christmas from Den Haag Hey! He's right down the street from you Hey, he's right down the street from you. I'll send me an email He says he's enjoying this seven-hour show what say you want to buy go by Adam a beer? He'll love well if he doesn't well he may not have a curry calm He may not finish the 7 hour show before it's before I'm gone

2:46:44 He says, Adam your Dutch English accent is so... this is a phony thing you do. Your Dutch English accent I know it is! It's so spot on and cracks me up every time you use it. Thanks mate, it is very good that Adam does that because he's so good at it. Very very good. I thank you from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom as well That's the real thing. A politician once said that For reals. Yeah, so I still can't get it to do UTC time. I don't know what I did wrong. Great watch! Maybe that's the joke? It is pretty funny to me. All right onward ah well i have um... I have a little social justice warrior type clip which is uh long but I don't know if you saw this this is a Hudson Valley County legislator and Hudson county is I think upstate New York

2:47:50 And the Hudson County Legislature has pulled over for speeding. She's doing, I think 43 in a 30 zone And the cops have their body-worn camera gear. So everything is recorded in this video, but I think the audio is compelling enough where you can hear how she goes through these different phases of... Oh well you know, first it's kind like hey guys, I work with the government here so cut me a little break, one of those? Yeah. And then she goes, but you can't give me a ticket because I'm broke and then she goes into full on retard mode which i think is worth listening to because it really shows you the manipulative nature of a person like this who in this case not just happens to be a woman but even just uses it all. How are ya? Do we have any license or registration on you? Oh yeah oh I know what this is about my son was calling me and he was asking when would

2:48:54 Okay. I'm sorry, um... Um the reason why-I appreciate you being honest about the phone The reason why I pulled you over is because when you passed me You were doing 43 in a 30 That's 13 miles per hour over to speed limit on Ulster Avenue When we were passing uh firehouse there on Ulster Avenue Oh well God! I mean i was moving this together with everyone I'm sorry Yeah yeah unfortunately can't pull everybody overall You know, I work for the county. Okay. The county government. Um...I'm a county legislator. I'm going to meet the consulate right now at the Maritime Museum. Okay? And then I have to go to the Ulster County, the SUNY Ulster graduation. Okay! And now my- I'm supposed to pick up my son and go to these parties Please don't give me a ticket on Throve. Lately Throve. Okay you just have to- If any of you tell people it's gonna hurt me

2:49:44 Can you understand it, John? Yes. Yes. And then it's quite funny. I'm broken and this can hurt me. Define the registration card just hold it out the window and I'll come get it. Sorry. Well, I thought he was going to be a little more, as he said something or said, I have to write your ticket and then she'd go into the next stage. And I didn't think she was just going to go from stage to stage to stage to stage without the guy doing much more than looking at her is crazy. Um, I did edit it a little bit But it's not so much that it's... because the whole thing is nine minutes. It's not so much that out of context, I just cut out pauses and maybe there was one or two things you couldn't hear but yeah okay. Yeah but it is an honest edit. Registration card? Just hold it out the window and I'll come get it okay? Give me a ticket! I can't afford it! And I was driving at the same pace as everyone. I will defend it.

2:50:38 I understand that you were driving at the same pace as everybody, but if it's over the speed limit... But why would you pull me over instead of someone else? It's just bad luck and I'm broke. I mean, like I said... I'm totally broke! Like I said... I'm totally broke! You have to calm down for me okay? This is very upsetting for me. Every single dollar of my budget you want to know what my... Okay, I understand that it's hard for everybody out here. No it's really hard for me. Sorry, I'm heading uh... I had a heart attack. Do you need medical attention? Would you like me to call an ambulance? Yes, please. If you want to sit down and explain this to us, okay? You're going to take it to the... because I have... Ma'am, calm down.

2:51:42 I'm gonna protest this in court. Wait, I love it! I have PTSD? What do you think? You know... We probably have a few police out there that listened to that and went you know this happens all the time Every day, I'll bet it happens every day And its so pathetic It continues Just take the damn ticket No no well I mean the piece that I kind of edited out at a certain point The cop is really nice he said He comes back. It seems like a very nice guy, but he's got a camera. I mean, I think you should clubber. Taser was what I was thinking. He comes back and says look...

2:52:26 He's gonna do it. You didn't have your seat belt on so I'm just gonna give you this It's not a moving violation, so he won't get points in your license. So he finally got to talk down Yeah no No But but then she starts bitching and going off all this crazy stuff And he says well you know what? I'm just gonna be the ticket for speeding because she became a dick you'll hear it and it's in here We're gonna protest this in court and you're telling me that you see That's what you're telling me right and everyone was going at the same pace, right? I Drive on that road in 30 miles an hour all the time. Are you gonna listen to me or are you? Yes i will listen to you And your not gonna let go even though im a county legislator And i always do everything right

2:53:10 I'm a rule follower. Same as every other car! Ma'am, are you going to let me explain this to you here? Yes but I am also going to record our conversation Okay it's being recorded we have video right here and the whole conversation has been recorded here too okay You're more than welcome to record it okay Tell me what your doing with the ticket because I am late for job meeting and this is my career Okay, can you let me explain? You're probably friends with all those guys who... Alright. Guys I don't consider- I don't feel safe anymore. I don't feel safe here. I don't feel safe! Well everything's being audio and video recorded ma'am okay? I don't feel safe around you. You don't feel safe around me? No no i don't. Okay well.. I work 24 hours a day to support my family. It just goes on and on and on

2:54:06 Unbelievable. I don't feel safe around you! I work 24 hours a day for my family What a horrible person she is Yeah Yeah, that's been out on New... And that's when you know these cops put up with you know You can't imagine I mean. I'm sure she's but not even under on the scale from one to ten She's probably an eight here is what? I don't understand How can we have all these statistics about how many black men or white men cops have killed why aren't we killing some of these white women I mean that means, sorry. Yes adam at curry dot com. Adam needs to be a statistic. I got nothing to do with it. Meanwhile i just have a couple of just little break in the action here because this is kind of news

2:54:55 I just want to play the horrible weather on the East Coast. It looks like they're getting slammed, but slammed. Hey David we're not done with that snowstorm yet so let's get right to that and show you where it's coming down still so in Minnesota and parts of Wisconsin the UP of Michigan as well dicey travel there though at the southern storm the tropical low there in the western Caribbean the hurricanes that are now putting out advisories with forecasting this to become a tropical storm just south of Florida tomorrow night wind and rain there and then gets scooped up by the northern system for nor'easter. It will strengthen, we'll look for the wind and rain increase during the day on Sunday and then on Monday well look for big winds. Look at the rain there over a half foot of rain 50 mile-an-hour wind gusts potentially from Philly to New York to Boston during today on Monday that could bring down some power lines as strong storm coming David? Rob Marciano with

2:55:42 I wasn't going to mention it, but they're actually expecting quite a storm tonight here in the low layers. Yeah and they're even showing footage of a similar type of situation with What is it, the atmospheric bands narrowing? This was I think maybe last year. Did they get butt slammed? Yeah, Holland got butt slammed! People died during that, it was pretty bad. So they're saying could... and its media so like ohhh it could be like that one again, its the same conditions and has been extremely windy here Like, like you know like you have to brace yourself a little bit against the wind. God I remember now I hate this place it's like going through a car wash all winter long Have Tina take some pictures of you being miserable Tina is not with me I thought she brought her? I wish Oh that's right she has what is that thing called she has A job yes Have Christina take some pictures of you looking miserable Okay well Christina and I are doing this Netflix thing

2:56:49 Monday okay, well people people love seeing you in the newsletter looking miserable look very I can guarantee you all are miserable because I probably will be miserable Yeah, that's the idea of people loved us. Okay your wish is granted. I have an off-off beat clip would you? How about how about I'm in the wind looking miserable with my hair fucked up look yeah, yeah You can see my my balding spots and stuff ah dynamite So I thought, and you're gonna get a little mad because this is Tucker Carlson. Oh! A little mad? I knew it. Okay the reason i'm playing this clip because at the beginning at least in the first part of the clip there's a moment of genius insofar as developing arguments when somebody says well you know women make up 51% of the population

2:57:49 Carlson has a new comeback for that simple comment, which I think is absolutely genius. Leaving aside the fact that there are a lot of Jews from in the Democratic caucus on the Hill Why is her gender central to her job? That's not the only reason she said she was going to be Yeah it's about Pelosi right Yeah, it's interesting you have this. It is not even interesting I had this clip couple shows ago and never got to it so good. I'm glad you play Why is her gender? Central to her job that's not the only reason she said she's gonna be there She's been in political power for 30 years now. She's a great leader. She's great at what she does she's um

2:58:29 She's a wonderful role model for women. So she didn't exactly say that she can be the only woman at the table, but she happens to be the only woman at the table! No, but she said it's important that I'm a woman and why is that important? Well because of the demographics of this country 51% of the country are women we should have the demographics of our politics look like our country Oh no, no, no... That's not true According to modern progressive orthodoxy there are 63 separate genders It's not binary, Kathy. I don't know if you're keeping up with this stuff and I'm dead serious! This is...I mean, I think it's insane of course but you're required to believe it so if there are 63 separate genders then we should have them all at the table. We should have many genders at the table.

2:59:13 Like man woman man woman why not give someone from another gender fabulous we should At the table and let's invite the other judges at the table, but let's keep Nancy Pelosi. She is smart She has great it what she does and that the players on her team want her to lead the team They want her to be the captain the DNC chair supports or the chairman supports her her caucus supports her. That's why she is there But in real life, look I mean she held her Democrats together for the health care vote in the first Obama term that was impressive Very very Republicans can't do that No they cant you're right and she lost a historic number of seats for doing that but she did a good job there She has had no victory since then and as well as I talked to a congressman about it today Shes not going to get the 218 if democrats win in midterm shes not going to be re-elected speaker because shes failed

3:00:03 Again and again. The losses are not her fault, everyone knows in DC knows that those losses cannot be blamed solely on Nancy Pelosi there's so many other factors that play into that Yeah I love that 63 different genders they all should be at the table she even fell for it Yes she fell for it They should absolutely fabulous think they all should be at the table well Nancy Pelosi just say she's a tranny and we're done with it all Well she probably doesn't remember what she is but I like Carlson saying you're required to believe the 63 genders thing. Yeah, but in real life. He does that! When is he going to get kicked off?

3:00:49 It can't stay on forever because he is just over the top with this. You know, I like using it touching the third rail. He's actually putting his tongue on a third rail and night after night it's crazy! So he's just swinging for the fences all the time with this unbelievable And he's annoying, I watch him. It's very annoying to watch him because he just keeps hounding people and it doesn't have a lot of variety. Well he has the same format as like ask a question they don't answer, ask the question they don't answer, ask the question they don't answer tell them that not answering then laugh and cut em off That's the format which is okay but not always because it gets boring cause you know the format

3:01:36 Yeah, I just thought this was a good one because he entrapped her with this 63 gender. No that wasn't really good. That was a really good one. He was setting her up and as soon she said 51% female she had...she's now in the trap and then he could see..he said oh no that's not true! And then so she would have confidence thinking what is this guy thinking? What do you mean it's not true there are 50...what sure there is. Yeah, so she jumps on this and then he comes back at her with the 63. Beautiful beautiful I have a question for our subs under the water we got a lot of Submariners we do you know? We do I thought we had to one guy in his in his crew now We got a couple we got a couple submariners

3:02:22 Okay, and I have not spoken to any of them directly because this only came in today And I think everyone's probably still asleep This is from the Washington Post woppa woppa woppa nuclear sub sailors fired after absolutely disgraceful parties with prostitute and cocaine Which i think as a recruitment story But still, according to the Associated Press at least nine sailors tested positive for cocaine following drug-fueled parties. One man had sex with a prostitute in his swimming pool

3:03:00 They have photos of... Was it the commander? Let me see if it was the commander. Go Navy! Yeah, some like not the commander maybe some important dude on the ship Probably executive officer maybe yeah where the hooker was dressed up in his uniform Here's a tip boys here's a tip when you're doing The Hookers and Blow there should be a camera or maybe just a whole cell phone ban okay It's just a thought for ya So I'd like to know is actually what the problem is because this is the self-incrimination Problem that yeah, that gangsters generally have you know in the ghetto and every place else where people or kids out of high school Filming themselves doing illegal acts and thinking it's funny. It gets better so this happened with several sailors of the HMS vigilant They've been dismissed after their mission devolved into This drug fueled booze cruise

3:03:58 And it happened last month when the sub was... Was on the ship? I think part on the ship, but part in a hotel. As the sub was docked to pick up nuclear weapons just to make this story better. Hey man we're picking up some nukes! Hey baby Just a tip don't worry So i'd like our dudes and subs under water to let me know is really party time on these subs and what happened when you are underway It's okay to be gay What going on with you guys We need insight. We need boots on the ground so we can report to the public Yeah, because real story cuz the public is now freaking out like you know maybe they're not I think again It's just like mom. I think I'm gonna enlist in Navy yeah Fun guys seems like the place for me Those village people they knew what was going on

3:04:55 So, I have a couple one two more clips maybe before we get back to the thing. Yeah good Oh let me just do a little Afghanistan update this is from CBC our Candanavian brethren well in the statement for national defense tonight they said that the situation on the ground between Kurdish forces and Iraqi forces remains fluid And that seems to be code for they don't want to get caught up in the middle of the fighting. But Canadians have been there since 2014, training Kurdish forces for the most part. And the mission was recently extended in June by the liberal government and to include the training of Iraqi forces in the attempt to continue the fight against little pockets of the Islamic State that are still remaining in Iraq.

3:05:36 So, Canadian forces were there to be boosting Iraqi and Kurdish forces' ability to fight ISIS. But with ISIS being routed in many parts and with the Iraqi and Kurdish forces clashing with each other where would that leave the mission? Well, that's a very good question. Right now the mission is suspended and the military says it's going to remain suspended until the situation between the Iraqis and the Kurds is sorted out and becomes much more clear but there has been a lot of debate and speculation as to what troops would be doing under normal circumstances There has been some suggestion that Canada could help perhaps in clearing mines and booby traps from the area And also

3:06:18 other elements of the Canadian military that are on the ground there, including a hospital and helicopters. And those remain unaffected by the suspension of operations in the training." I'm here in the middle of a whole bunch of military people and ask them about it what's going on with the Kurds in Iraq? So this is Candidavia pulling out so why they pulling out? The answer is uniform It's a shit show And the Kurds are relentless. They have women fight and they don't care, they don't have any protective gear or whatever... They really really care! I mean those are true patriots for their country and that's the word it's a shit show is horrible

3:07:08 Hmm no reporting. That's no reporting No, none whatsoever know you did know but it makes sense if you think about it There's another thing that we got to get I wanted to bring up on the show Which is the and get so we can start following this character they knew Prime Minister Chancellor I guess of Austria the kid who was the kid the new kid the new kid yeah guys like 25 Running Austria y'all play the Austrian politics clip Now Austria's newly elected Chancellor Sebastian Kurz has invited the far-right Freedom Party to talks aimed at forming a coalition government.

3:07:46 founded by ex-Nazis in the years following the Second World War, the Freedom Party came third in general elections earlier this month. The last time it was in government, the EU slapped sanctions on Austria. The party has however softened its tone in recent years It says however that it will not enter government at any cost and is demanding greater border security and insists that Islam has no place in Austria A party founded by former Nazis, which once existed on the extreme fringes of Austrian politics has accepted an invitation to begin coalition talks. Nobody, least of all Chancellor Kurz should believe that we're going to make it easy for his People's Party

3:08:32 We want honest, intensive serious productive negotiations. We're not interested in flattery." Incoming Chancellor Sebastian Kurz has vowed to be tough on immigration yet pro-EU he concedes that his conservative People's Party doesn't always see eye to eye with the anti Islam Freedom Party but insists they do have enough in common to join forces. Yes, 31. But he was I believe the foreign minister at 27. He's a Wunderkind by any definition and he reminds me of what is his name up there in Canada without being quite as... Trudeau. Yeah. Trudeau without being quite this way. Is he married? Does he have kids? You think he is gay? No! All of Europe leaders that the New World Order leaders are childless. He has a domestic partner. He's gay?

3:09:36 No, he's Suzanne. Oh okay now usually that means homo. Let me see well or something I'm just saying no apparent no apparent children He said nickname is the wunder pussy. The wunder pussy? No, wusy. Wussy. Who gave him that moniker? I don't know but he is definitely a guy to keep an eye on this guy is uh Is gonna be major I agree with you. I hadn't really looked into him, Sebastian Kurz. Let me just see what his... He's K-U-R-Z. Yes. Thank you, I'm aware. The wiki doesn't have anything here

3:10:20 Well, he's... the reason I think he is interesting is that he obviously looks like a Hitlerjugend. Which is just how the Austrians look because that's where they come from. No they all look like this. Yeah but Austria... When they get older they have a certain look too with their old Austrian. But yeah, Austria may be ready for huge reversal you know? Because they've kind of been this shit-ass country of Europe because oh you know you guys, you guys, you, you, you, it's all you! That's where Hitler came from You guys give up, Anschlusse and all that stuff It's their time and this might be, you know it's just how kind of the young Europeans look. There are plenty of guys in Holland who look like this too. Yeah there is a look He is an only child from Vienna Roman Catholic parents Joseph and Elizabeth Kurtz great name Kurtz His father was engineer mother was teacher

3:11:10 He's got a good, it sounds like a legit character. There is nothing sketchy about him he's living with somebody that's kind of cool I guess if you're in that position although it would be shunned upon Why doesn't the wiki have anything on his domestic partner because that's all we care about does he have kids? Well let's take a look It's not in the wiki! I know its not in the wiki he doesn't have kids I'm sure and Suzanne Teal or tear I don't know how to pronounce that actually Let's look her up in the images search and see if we can find a picture of her. Yeah, let's see if she is hot. Come on man that all we care about. Well I got here... No! She well..she's short. She's short. She's shorty? Oh she's a good woman. Maybe she's a good woman. I can tell. I could see how she holds his hand. It's in....I could see how she looks. She has raccoon eyes though thats scary. Susantir. Hmmmm

3:12:09 I don't like you. Don't think she's a little cutie? She looks good, she's a... Oh no! She's totally cute. I'm just thinking if she's- Is she blonde or redhead or is that a hair dye job? No, she's blonde. Strawberry blonde Okay there are some pictures of her. She is short Yeah Nice smile. She has got a nice smile. Yes very nice smile. Okay Somebody should teach her lesson about modern makeup Yeah that she needs make up and some clothing tips I see there's some porn in here with a similar named woman. Hmm, haven't come across this on youporn? Probably on image but probably on the Bing Oh and the Bings Google doesn't show that! I should use Bing from now on You're right she needs to make up tips She needs makeup and fashion tips But okay well interesting thank you for bringing that up I hadn't really done anything

3:13:05 Well, I just want to get it in so we could be have started our following. Yeah because this guy is not a sly and I'm gonna ask around too see if anyone knows anything about him and see what's going on with this guy interesting yeah yeah well give you some news here at the no agenda show Yeah, stuff that nobody else covers. But they had to get that from a Euro news show. This guy's not even mentioned on the mainstream at all and even though he's... You'd think being 31 years old and running Austria or being the chancellor you would get a bit more... Yeah, little coverage and he's young? Yeah, I mean it because she is appealing to the youths. The yutes?

3:13:47 Yeah, she looks like she's about... I'm looking at this one picture of the two. She looks like she is about 19. Yeah well i'm short apple and long Austria this week Anyway okay so that's the cut catching up on that The other catch-up I wanted to do was get the Bergdahl stuff out of the way Oh he still around? Well kind of He comes up in the news ABC covered the latest about him I want to get that done And we turn next here to gripping testimony In the military trial of Army Sergeant Bo Bergdahl You'll remember seeing Bergdahl squinting in the sun after being freed by the Taliban, after being kept in a cage. Tonight perhaps the story you haven't heard from a former Navy SEAL who went looking for Bergdahl and what happened to him Here's ABC's Steve Osensame

3:14:36 The military judge about to decide how Bo Bergdahl should be punished is hearing tonight from service members who say they risked their lives trying to rescue Bergdahl from the Taliban after he deserted his platoon in 2009. Retired Navy SEAL James Hatch, seen here walking into court suffered career-ending injuries during one of those efforts and cried on the witness stand telling the judge in North Carolina today that everyone on that mission was aware that he walked off Hatch explained how he was shot in the leg and how a service dog was killed, a story he shared with CNN. I was laying there initially thought man i'm dead because I am so close and can't move In the end Bergdahl's face finally saw the sunshine of freedom after a prisoner swap in 2014. In his first television interview with British filmmaker Sean Langan Bergdahl explains how he was being tortured and was held in a small cage for years

3:15:31 It's a cage that was welded together. It is about 7 foot long by 6 foot wide. My name is Bo Bergdahl. Bergdahl says he walked off base to report on an issue with the superior. Donald Trump, on the campaign trail attacked him repeatedly He's a traitor! A no good traitor who should have been executed. And Steve is with us now, Steve the defense is now using those words you just heard from President Trump to try to argue that Bergdahl can't get a fair trial in the military court? They are but the judge in this case David says not to worry he can certainly render a fair decision in this case if he decides to throw the book at this young man Bergdahl could spend the rest of his life in a military prison

3:16:19 Now if you remember when this story first broke with this guy when they had to go trying to track him down Yeah, we had an insider that told us that the guide walked. He'd walked yes It was deserting it was not nothing anything We get being played out on the news was bullcrap yeah And we ran that we ran with that because did we trusted this source sure and everybody? Not everybody but a number of people condemned us and I We stayed with that story right throughout the whole thing, and then right to the end of it until they traded him. We stayed with it when his dad was up there with Obama on the podium and they were congratulating you know? The whole thing we felt it was bullcrap I just want to mention remind people that we tend to be on the right side of these stories Yeah And what we still need is a little bit of information On the exchange

3:17:15 Remember it was the drug dealers. They let go the big drug guys Let a bunch of big shot drug dealers and we had or yeah We had a thesis that it was so the drug dealers can be put back in place Yeah, to run again. It's not to run two things because we're you had to get out of there someday well Afghanistan were not getting out of there anytime soon okay, the last little thing I want to keep up with which is the Is this story? Which is the old line Republicans targeting Bannon Banyan, and I'm not sure what this is all about. I'm trying to figure it out." Washington Post is reporting the establishment Republican Party has declared open warfare on President Trump's former chief strategist Steve Bannon. Bannon is the head of the far-right news outlet Breitbart News which has been described as an online haven for white nationalists he's also the leading figure in the insurgent Far

3:18:10 right of the Republican Party. The establishment wing of the Republicans, led by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, has now formed a super PAC called the Senate Leadership Fund ahead of the 2018 congressional elections with the aim of specifically attacking and discrediting Bannon." Banyan. I thought that was interesting. It's not a haven for white supremacists, it's Stormfront there is a whole bunch of havens for white supremacist and Dwight Bart isn't Did you see Roger Stone got suspended on Twitter? Yes i did So how about... again Dumb move twitter You stupid! You stuuupid

3:18:56 What did he, I couldn't even figure out what he did that would get him kicked off. Uh... He called someone a cocksucker Oh So what? That's not in turn- Why should you look at Rob Reiner's tweets about Trump! That does not align with their terms and services Ah, I'm sure by here he'll get reinstated if they're smart No, no they said this, no Not supposed to, supposedly not He's been suspended twice Once you get suspended twice Two strikes two strikes your out Twitter ballgame We'll see. It's stupid! It makes no sense. Rose McGowan, the poor raped actress off the thing once... Is she still off? No I think she's back on. Mastodon. That's all i gotta say people. Noagendasocial.com Open registration. Free hookers and blow. American Airlines because im traveling with them

3:19:56 I thought you were traveling on Delta or no British but it's a co-chair with AA. Oh then you need this story the NAACP has issued an advisory warning black passengers about a pattern of racist incidents on American Airlines. The NAACP cites multiple instances in which African American women were removed from flights or switched from first-class to coach. It also cites an instance in which an African American man was forced off a flight for responding to the racist comments of fellow white passengers The NAACP says these events quote suggest a corporate culture of racial insensitivity and possible racial bias on the part of American Airlines unquote American Airlines says it does not tolerate discrimination

3:20:46 I don't believe this story at all. I don't like the story either where did who launched this and why did Amy run it? NAACP and Amy ran it because it was launched by the NAACP And they had to do with racism whether true or not that can't that's right hold on a second NAACP American Airlines, you know these guys They always do they did that whole thing You can't go through The whole state you can't go through st Louis because it's racist and dangerous for women and it was all about some some law that had something about a school or something stupid. Well, when I see something like this targeting a company that I'm familiar with and have been on their flights a million times... And double A team? ...and they're thinking it's bogus story. No let me just- I think they're just shaking him down. I think its a shakedown. They're like the new Sharpton Incorporated? Yeah the new Sharpton, the new Jesse Jackson. I'm gonna look into this because this is very troubling Let me see. The organization is Warren MC.

3:21:42 Warren African-Americans exercise caution. How come we haven't seen this on the news? If they remove one guy in one situation under any circumstances, especially a woman This would be all over the news They do it with everything that some weird happens under an airline Let me just see what they actually say NWACP for several months has now been monitoring a pattern of disturbing incidents reported by African-American passengers specific to American Airlines. In light of these confrontations, we have today taken the action of issuing national advisory alert... It says it was issuing national advice should've been A. National advisory alerting travelers especially African Americans to exercise caution in that booking and boarding flights on American Airlines could subject them

3:22:26 Disrespectful... Why are there words missing? Could subject... No copy editor. I mean, this is from their own website! Could subject them... No copy editor. People don't use copy editors. This is stupid! To exercise caution in that booking and boarding flights on American Airlines could subject them disrespectful discriminatory or unsafe conditions." I'm missing a two in there This travel advisory is effective beginning today, Monday October 24th. Let me see the series of recent incidents involve troublesome conduct by American Airlines and they suggest a corporate culture of racial insensitivity and possible racial bias on the part of American Airlines among these incidents okay African-American man was required to relinquish his purchase seats aboard a flight

3:23:12 Merely because he responded to disrespectful and discriminatory comments directed toward him by two unruly white passengers Okay, so sounds like he was making a scene To despite having previously booked first-class tickets for herself on traveling companion african-american woman Woman seating assignment was switched to the coach section at the ticket counter while her white companion remained assigned to a first class seat I like to see that documented. Yeah, on a flight bound for New York from Miami the pilot directed that an African-American woman be removed from the flight when she complained to the gate agent about having her seating assignment changed without her consent and that happens to anybody whatever color you are

3:23:55 And four, an African-American woman and her infant child were removed from a flight from Atlanta to New York City when the woman incidentally Harvard Law School student asked that her stroller be retrieved from checked baggage before she would disembark. Now these sound just like people making a scene not like it's specific to black or green or yellow... What was the last one again? She wanted something removed? An African American woman and her infant child were removed from thats And her infant child, I mean that's kind of padding the story. Were removed from a flight from Atlanta to New York City when the woman in parentheses incidentally a Harvard Law School student asked that her stroller be retrieved from checked baggage before she would disembark

3:24:38 It sounds like she was making a scene. About what? About the stroller, I don't know who cares! She had a stroller and checked baggage and then she got on this plane... If you ask me NAACP is racist it's just you know like oh i'm sure there are five four other incidents that had white people who did stupid stuff okay well I just felt this story seemed yeah but no I sound right I'm with you I'm with you that I'm glad we looked this up because Ugh, how annoying. Well anyway so what I'll do is when I check in... I'll say you know I'm booked through American Airlines Do you have to be worried about being black? I'll just ask him that and i'll record it see if its funny for the show Yes! Do that. Being black do I have to worry about what your going to do me? You're gonna switch all of sudden from my world traveler plus but identify as black Excuse me?! Im a Black transsexual

3:25:43 Woman, I think. Trans woman? I know my rights! Good story. Right well that's no agenda for you Alright give me something good to get us out so we can get into the donations. Catch up on the fusion dosage this ABC thing Interpreting the center...I don't want to do the maddest stuff but i can do that later Let's do the dossier and catch up on that and then we'll be all caught up Where is the dossier? This is ABC's version of this story we haven't played.

3:26:27 It's believed that firm was first hired by a Republican opponent and then the Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee funded it from there. So tonight we now know who funded it but some lawmakers say the bigger question remains how much of it is true? Here's ABC's chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross Until now, Hillary Clinton and her campaign team would not admit any connection to the Trump dossier. The 35-page document prepared by a former British spy alleges the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians and includes uncorroborated salacious allegations about Trump himself It didn't come out until well after the campaign ended. It's all fake news it's phony stuff

3:27:11 It didn't happen. The dossier on Trump was produced by a Washington-based firm called Fusion GPS, which had actually started digging up dirt on Trump for an unknown Republican during the primaries. After several Republican candidates dropped out, the Clinton campaign and the Democrats secretly paid Fusion GPS to continue their research efforts. The president today said he was a victim I think it's a disgrace. Former Clinton campaign spokesperson Brian Fallon said the Democrats did nothing wrong. I think it is important to remember that opposition research happens all the time in campaigns In fact, its standard practice and campaigns for both parties. I think its important who paid for this dossier what is more important than anything is whether the allegations of the dossier are true

3:27:57 And now one question is, which Republican first started Fusion GPS down the road of digging up dirt on Trump? Do you know who those Republicans are do you have any idea? I think...I think I would have to I have one name in mind. Give it to us! It'll probably be revealed. Wasn't really willing to reveal it himself there, Brian Ross with us tonight and we know that Hillary Clinton the campaign and the DNC helped fund this but the question that remains tonight is which Republican opponent in that primary helped funded too? Right David, The Democrats say the firm first approached them in early March last year which was just after several Republican candidates had dropped out of the race and their supporters are now the prime suspect

3:28:40 Well, there you have it. The meme has changed from the guy was talking to the FBI all the time till they paid for it and Hillary paid for it... Yeah blame Hillary! But what has been removed from all of this is Podesta and that's what I have a problem with Yes You noticed this before? They're just not talking about it. They keep doing really good job at keeping Podesta name out of all this stuff. Podesta must be paying a lot more people than just politicians I mean, why else would you not? It's too delicious to believe. Why else would you not bring that in are you kidding me? That's that journo salivate over this stuff Oh wait there Democrats You should talk to your boys about it They were just saying what the boys would say they'd say Really? They don't see podesta nut. They don't see the obvious

3:29:33 Maybe I'll bring it up and see what kind of response I get. You could hear the eye rolling in their writing When are you next meeting with them at the humidor? Uh, I don't actually have anything scheduled. Okay. We have a few people to finish up with our thanks and we're going to run through their names. You don't, uh...we're not gonna necessarily read all the notes this time because we're at on the extension and I don't think we were obliged to do that but i'll read a few

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3:37:41 In Bergen, Norway? America. Well this is interesting. I'm an American millennial living abroad and never really followed news in politics until I moved here and everybody I met would ask me how I feel about Trump At first I didn't have any good response so I tried to educate myself with the M5M It didn't take long until I was completely fed up with their obvious tactics of twisting facts to forward their agendas This is a smart kid. It was natural it was almost laughable how unreliable bias and often contradictory it was I wonder what our American will live in the millennial living in Norway was Watching before if anything maybe nothing

3:38:22 But then I started catching friends and colleagues both here and back home regurgitating the mantras word for word from the TV news. That's when I discovered The No Agenda Show, and my God is it a breath of fresh air! Nice to know there are some sane people who aren't afraid to ask questions and actually read policies. I appreciate the work you do and hope you'll keep it up for many years to come." I'm not sure if this donation qualifies for jingle requests But if so, I'd like to hear J.C.D Mac and Cheese. I think you just do a live mac and cheese for our thing we've done Mac and cheese five times already on this show. So you just say Mac and cheese for you in the Mac and cheese life. Boom! Mac and cheese. You slaves can get used to it. Perfect. That's the best thing. That's a good one

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3:41:52 A long note from Chris Wilson, 7388. Now Chris does a lot of our end-of-show songs let me see what he says here please find the tax donation of seven oh this is kind of important 7388 Trump casino tokens which cost me 104 65 subtract the PayPal service goat fee of 428 leaves $133 sorry dollar a dues enough with the two four Enough with the two-framed penal colony parody to earn an esteemed associate executive producership for the best podcast in universe. I shall retain my status as an Esquire, a moniker that is rarely mentioned on this show... true and i would like you instead please credit my human resource Felix Wilson with an Associate Executive Producer credit as he's turning eight today 29th of October we shall do that John let me just write that down but he also has a douchebag call out for Felix and his friend Alexander Nicholas and Ruben

3:42:47 Okay, hold on. We got that over the one bounce. Got it? Two three four what for douchebags for douche bags to have a bag that big. Give me the bonus doosbag to somebody douche bag on word James Scott, 60 bucks in Parlin New Jersey. Matt Day Green Bay Wisconsin 5978 Daniel Jerry's G-E-R-I-E-S

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3:44:53 Who do we send to? John at the VORAC.org. Yeah, send it to me subject title error with the word error error and a couple came in this morning while we're doing the show late but we'll get to those if we have one more day to finish this off and then The next shows the end of it so will catch all the errors up you've got any more new errors All caps ERROR Big-ass error. Alright everybody, let me just make sure we do a big jobs karma for all of those who need it and remember that we Do have another show coming up on Thursday? I'll be back at the in the drone star state and well who knows what will be happening It's always fun on show days Here's your jobs karma! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs You've got Karma

3:45:47 It's your birthday, birthday. I'm so happy you're here. Alright here we go with our list for today Daniel Guerrier says happy birthday to the best husband in the universe Jeff Williams celebrating today on the 29th of October Jennifer Roediger Happy Birthday to her husband Brian 33 on November 2nd the magic number Sir Anonymous Baronette That is to you of the ADFC 54 today. Congratulations Charles Prestiaz says happy birthday to cousin Andrew Galloway celebrating on November 24th and at Charles celebrated himself on the 26th, we'll be celebrating on the 26th of November

3:46:25 Cody Wilson, happy birthday to his father Colin Wilson. Chris Blanco says happy birthday to Jack who turns 11. Chris Wilson says happy birthday Felix Wilson turning 8 on October 29 today Happy Birthday from your buddies here at the best podcast in the universe! Okay now I gotta get this ratchet thing going again Let me just see where is it? Where's my uh... Before you do that i want to read one mention one thing I'll still do the ratchet while you read that Yeah get that ratchet For all the sword stuff. Where are we here? We get a little more twist here one more one what there we go done I'm good you have a correction and believe the Dame Elizabeth Lost track of it

3:47:16 David Morgan, okay. Yeah, Dame Elizabeth and Sir Big Johnson... Sorry Adam and John it was my grammatical fallacy. My email said we'd like to be Dame Elizabeth and Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley when I meant to say Dame Elizabeth of the Hudson Valley and Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley. It's correct. Okay, yeah, I remember that. It's going down in the peerage guide forever. Oh, we have a new peerage which I wanted to mention. One second, where is it? Yeah we have a GitHub guys. We do yeah this is the Viscount of New Jersey of the Jersey Shore in Delaware Valley Sir Brad Doggerty he has new peerage map and the link is in the show notes and its a Github and I just wanted to say if you're looking for some really good blockchain look at github just saying

3:48:05 Little tech talk for you here on the show and one other. Thank you going out to spooky are an MS small biz I got this note from sir Ben Rose in the back channel They really kept the sanity of the chat room together on our marathon eight-hour episode And they deserve some thanks as well because we have moderators in in the chat room You know, that's a tough job John. It's horrible job. It's a thankless job really Alright everybody! Here we go Now I got the ratchet going Let's get some uh- you've got your blade John? Can i have your blade? Okay there We Go good all right time for our knightings I would like to congratulate out the following knights

3:48:55 Knights and dames. Catherine Lowe becomes Dame Catherine the Patient of the Greater Horseshoe Bill Walsh, congratulations to you and I Sir Saturday Night Richard Unterberger Sir Chard of The Tiny Cars Andrew Thompson Knight of The Blue Water Area David Van Sunder Sir David Black Knight Of The Pacific Grove Hal Sausner with double s Black Knight Sir Sausner Baron of Albany 514 Anonymous becomes Sir Martini of Virginia Anonymous another anonymous Sir Jimmer of the Chesapeake Sardar Singh, Sir Sardar Singh of Punjab. Desmond Lowe, Sir Desi Dude of... of Liberty Village. John Helmer, Sir Sin-Sinak-Ak Knight of the Three Way Handshake Baron Trenique, Sir Trenique The Punisher Of Porcelain Daniel Foster Baron At The Tennessee Valley At Least Growl Damian Leafs Of The Fearless Spear Gavin Bowd, Sir Gavin Of St George Ron Norrin, Sir Ron Norrin He Is A Black Knight Morgan Nexer Morgan Defender Of The Hershey Highway Ryan Zanger, Sir Rangor Of Forgotonia a black knight that is James Flesh, Sir Night Knight

3:49:58 David Brown, Sir Honey Badger of the Carolinas. Another anonymous. Sir Rosis of the Liver. Chris becomes Sir Ree Rawl Alexander Omhoff becomes Sir Agent Orange Darcy Romero becomes Dame Overboard Gabrielle Romero, Sir Scampers Taylor Cruzella, Sir Taylor Knight of the Sin City Sinners Jonathan Ferris, Sir Big Papa Moose of the Ogallala Aquifer Nicholas Oman, Sir Nicholas of the Thief River Falls. Liz Johnson Dame Elizabeth of the Hudson Valley John Davis becomes Sir John Davis today Keith Johnson Sir Big Johnson of the Hudson Valley and to round it out Sir Joseph Sir Zachary Stacey as according to Joseph Stacey now also a knight of the no agenda Roundtable congratulations for you we have The following red hole let me stop the swords oh my god Oh! Dumping up the place be careful with that thing all right here We go

3:50:51 For you we have hookers and blow rim boys in Chardonnay. We got beer and blunts, Brazilian hotties and Cachacha cowgirls and coffin barners cheap cookies and cold coffee carabiners and cores Blanthans bourbon straight tea and soba. We have robiness women and rosé we have Buckwheat cakes and Jim Beam black label bourbon and beccas Adderall and LSD opium saffron juice with gold flake rice We have gerbils in ginger ale, and of course mutton and mead NoahGendernation.com slash rings Please go there if you have been knighted or dame'd this is the only place Eric can really help you Get your certificate your ring Your signet ring your sealing wax everything you need to officiate your own self at home

3:51:43 Yeah, as a knight or a day with the no agenda roundtable. Thank you very much And then we also have our title changes John I didn't get see I've done it in the right order But then I didn't have the jingle set up this is where you miracle you can do this at all? I don't know what I'm doing Let me see where's the oh, I thought I had a thought I had a loop of that Okay hold on yeah, and I want to title changes okay title channel changes It's not like it's a you know 930 or something I can do it Yes, here we go. Title changes this means that we have knights and dames and 63 different genders who have upgraded their status for the no agenda show of the best podcasting universe And we are going to congratulate The following people Oystein Berge becomes a baron of Rotterdam Sir Timothy of Nofix title becomes a Baronet sir Joseph Frost Viscount of DuPage

3:52:47 DuPage, DuPage County Illinois. Sir Baz, Sir Baz Baron of Svalbard. Sir Michael Stad- Stajuar becomes a baronet. Sir Arcane Code also known as November 4 India Xray Tango becomes a baronet. Sir Duma Baron out of the Black Swamp. Sir Kevin Anderson Barron of Wasteland of the Hot Southern Bush and finally sir Anderball becomes a baron congratulations and thank you for your courage and your support of the work here at The No Agenda Show There we go I did it Outstanding. It wasn't outstanding, but it's been a long day. It was outstanding. It's been a very long day. Midnight... close to midnight you're in Geydenhage. Hey go to Miniature Land! Fantastic place. Maduro-Madurodom

3:53:36 It's called Maduro dome. Yeah, yeah world miniature world Okay, yeah miniature world I guess so they call it yeah No, it's it's great Its people if you ever go to that area and go to this place you just get the biggest kick out of a gyro damn Yeah, but Giro down exactly all right John I Guess we're good. Yeah, we're definitely good. Yeah more show on Thursday And I'll probably have more reports from here as i talk to more people. I've only kind of seen the hotel It's a nice hotel, but when'd you get in? I got in Saturday Well, I got the whole checked-in that went back so my sister, you know

3:54:21 Little family time. So I really have not been in Holland yet. You haven't done anything, okay. Coming to you though right near the seat of the Dutch government here in The Hague and the Netherlands In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley...I'm just still here in Northern Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Duvorak We return on Thursday with another episode of Deconstruction as your guardians of reality Right here on The No Agenda Show Until then, as always Adios Mofos! ♪

3:56:30 When I was growing up in Holland, in the 70s there was a large heroin problem.

3:57:22 People who are addicted to heroin or opioids, they receive methadone treatments from the government. The Meth Bus would literally drive through neighborhoods stop and everyone could get in the bus like the ice cream truck that had the jingle as he heard bells ringing as it goes through the street. It's the Meth Bus! Meth Bus! It's the Meth Bus! Okay... go ahead I think instead of those Texas horns would be good Dixie! The Mech Boss. It's the Mech Boss! By me, it's the Mech Boss! In the morning... Hi I'm Adam Curry from The No Agenda Podcast If you don't mind we'll just do a goat screams. I want to goad again. I just love that goat. Goatus interruptus. The GOAT. The greatest of all time. The GOAT. All hail NOAHGENDER. The greatest of all time. Triple GOAT

3:58:38 Listen to me carefully. Hear the sound of my voice, come to the light carrier We're The Pink Floyd Of Podcasting I got my service goat The Goat The Goat Here's My GOAT! Goat Got In On That One Somehow The Goat To The Side Of Goatscreen Pressing Curse I'm Doing Goat You Just Doin' Goat Greatest Of All Time Major Fumbo To The Goat A Goat Man A Goat What a Guy Hey Kids

3:59:16 Yes, the way it's always been. Yes, it's always been that way Tommy It's always been that way Tommy. It's creepier when you do it yes The way so he's been so one day for some reason one of the dogs died when a little bitty dog Died and Mimi is one her favorite ocean Bury them and for some reason this dog decided to dig him up oh Take the head off of the dog and run around with the head in his mouth thinking this was funny. Sometimes that is better! It's a great dog, I mean it was funny dogs we had to wrestle their heads out of the dog you know give us the head of the dead dog back. Thinking it was a game? Thanks Obama

4:00:10 Hey kids, wanna see my raccoon jacket? Kiddo! Hey. Wanna come to my bomb shelter kids? Hey. Kiddo! Hey kids... I got a Jack Daniels. Take your soma, take your pills be happy Be happy It's creepier when you do it. Be happy Yes, the way it's always been.