Topic: Apple Park

Employees at Apple's new "spaceship" campus in Cupertino have been injured by walking into the building's transparent glass walls. 911 recordings reveal multiple incidents of people being "disoriented and bleeding" after collisions. To solve the problem, Apple has reportedly begun placing simple stickers on the glass, which the hosts find ironically low-tech for a trillion-dollar technology company.

A metaphysical theory suggests Apple's success was tied to "circular" design elements like the iPod click wheel and the home button. The new "Apple Park" spaceship campus is the ultimate expression of this. The removal of the circular home button in the iPhone X is predicted to break the company's "mystical spell."

The hosts thank artists for submissions to the No Agenda Art Generator while lamenting that the new Apple Podcasts app fails to display episode artwork. A donor's note triggers a discussion about Colorado's "fascistic" policies, including mandatory fingerprinting for driver's license renewals. Dvorak describes the Denver International Airport as a scam due to its confusing parking tolls and remote location.

A North Carolina school district reportedly offered students a chance to win an iPod as an incentive for getting vaccinated. This leads to a brief tangent about the television show South Park and its recent episode parodying Apple's terms and conditions through a "human centipede" plot line.