9 chapters across the catalog
United Airlines In-Flight Panic, Allergy Misunderstanding
A United Airlines flight is diverted to Denver after passengers became unruly over a fellow traveler who was coughing and sneezing. Authorities determined the passenger was merely suffering from allergies, leading to the removal of three individuals who attempted to incite a "riot" on the plane.
Santa Fe, Colorado Springs, and Denver Airport Logistics
The tour progressed from Santa Fe to Colorado Springs for listener meetups before picking up a passenger at Denver International Airport. Observations of the airport include the "Blue Horse of Death" statue and conspiracy theories regarding Illuminati murals and underground tunnels. Navigating the airport's low-clearance terminals with an Airstream trailer caused minor damage to a radio antenna.
The hosts thank artists for submissions to the No Agenda Art Generator while lamenting that the new Apple Podcasts app fails to display episode artwork. A donor's note triggers a discussion about Colorado's "fascistic" policies, including mandatory fingerprinting for driver's license renewals. Dvorak describes the Denver International Airport as a scam due to its confusing parking tolls and remote location.
Denver International Airport has installed a 26-foot tall, 7-ton sculpture of Anubis, the Egyptian god of death, to promote a King Tut exhibit. The hosts find the choice of a death deity for an airport to be foreboding and "criminally insane." The statue stands near the "Mustang" sculpture, which famously killed its creator during its construction.
Meteor Explosion, FAA System Outage, Space War Theory
A massive meteor explosion over the Western United States coincides with a nationwide FAA flight tracking system failure. The hosts propose a theory that the event was actually a test of an EMP device or a tactical missile strike involving the CIA and the Obama administration. They criticize the "shallow" media reporting that blamed the FAA outage on a single circuit board.
Eurojust is seeking ways for European prosecutors to wiretap Skype calls. The hosts also mention the "Blucifer" mustang statue at Denver International Airport, which famously killed its creator, as a centerpiece of local conspiracy theories regarding transmitters or hidden antennas.
The hosts briefly revisit conspiracy theories surrounding Denver International Airport, including its deep underground layers and covered runways. A theory is mentioned suggesting Denver could serve as a strategic front in a future conflict with China. The segment concludes with a critique of the "Making America Work" slogan.
Denver International Airport, Underground Bunkers and Security
Denver International Airport is identified as a potential "New World Order" headquarters due to its remote location, underground bunkers, and restrictive security checkpoints. The airport's design, featuring pinch points and guard gates miles from the terminal, suggests it was built for population control.
Heathrow Terminal 5, Naomi Campbell Arrest and Baggage Failures
Ongoing technical failures at Heathrow's Terminal 5 have led to thousands of lost bags and cancelled flights. The hosts discuss supermodel Naomi Campbell's arrest at the terminal following a dispute over a missing suitcase and compare the situation to the historical baggage system failures at Denver International Airport.
