House of Trolls

00:00 Are you ready now? Are you ready, are you okay, are you sure? Adam Curry. John C. DeVore. It's Thursday November 2nd 2017 this is your award-winning GetModNation Media assassination episode 9 or 7 8 This is no agenda Keeping an eye on the China so you don't have to and broadcasting live from downtown Austin Tejas, Capitol of the Droven Star State in the Cluedeal. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where The 2 for 1 offer ends at midnight tonight John C. DuBois Yes it does It's over The end The end is near The End

00:43 Alright, Jean-Claude I'm back. Back in the Cluedio. Yes and we of course expect your classic international return report through the various security systems that are laid out in the airline's substructure. And the most curious one is London Heathrow Terminal 5 as I flew back with British Airways again and again had that dreamliner between London and Austin Yes, big woohoo. It's really good but at first I took you know the short hop 40 minutes from Amsterdam to Heathrow actually should mention that my guys finally came through after I was checked in it But I think was 6 a.m.. There's like a 730 flight one of the

01:33 One of our military intelligence guys picked me up and took me the back route. And there's this, I'd never seen this before as a whole VIP security with you know lounge and newspapers and classical music. And yeah i guess that's for really important people so not for me usually uh you know you get a personal screening and then boom if you go through in boom count one you go through in two minutes It was beautiful. Well, that's kind of cool! This should be a service for all NOAA gender listeners I'm going to request this because it made the big difference and and i got to talk to the guys i said hey is it true that you have the new scanner? They say yep

02:13 So what do they do? Well, you can leave all your liquids in your bag. It detects whether it is an important liquid or a dangerous liquid or not I don't know how it works but... Or can it detect where there's water and has to be discarded so they can sell you water inside the terminal No no! You can keep any liquid in there that will detect if its dangerous or not At any amount?! Yes! So I could have a gallon jug If you wish Well, it's still in beta so it is not an official... but they're testing. I got a detailed explanation of the process. They are not going to allow this because you're gonna lose too much on water sales. Well maybe they'll allow at Schiphol Airport? I don't know although that they were quick to tell me the whole thing was ridiculous because he mentioned some brand like firewater brandy or something and just stick a rag in that and blow up the whole plane! You can buy that duty-free

03:10 Thanks guys, I feel so much safer. But arriving at Terminal 5 Heathrow even though you don't leave the actual terminal you're still airside they make you go through an additional security check and this is very different from anything i've ever witnessed and it's not pleasant So you first you go through some gates, you scan your ticket barcode so it knows you're in the I guess the ultra secure area. Then you queue up and then you go through one of the lines and the line consists of the following another scan of your boarding pass And... Then you pretty much have to take everything out take everything off except your shoes which i kept on but i was wearing my boots

03:56 And so then you go through first the magnetometer, then you go through the full body scan machine. I went to the magnetometer and beep-beep-beep said take your shoes off sir! Take your shoes off! So I walked back... Sir! Sir! What? What what what? Take them in put him in a corner here! Typically and it's what we do in the States that we walk back to the magnetometer take our boots off put them on the belt and they go through the machine again oh no I got yelled at I said, well that's from you know in America they make- THIS IS NOT AMERICAN AND IS IT?! Pfft. Yeah like that answer Wow Thank You Captain Obvious Didn't say that but wow And then they ripped both of my bags to shreds Took me 45 minutes Your bag is very busy on the inside sir It's called a studio I carry it with me Everything had to go out Every piece had to be swabbed

04:54 It really was unpleasant and they were not pleasant. They weren't nice at all, worse than RTSA. This was at Heathrow? Yeah Terminal 5 surprising to me and you know it was a very typical kind of... I think they're just doing it to screw with us Possibly but it's interesting to see the hiring policy seemed to be like a certain type of person every screener was a woman Kind of the, you know... It's a look that some British women have. Generalizing. The matron.

05:32 More like angry lesbian, but with long hair. It was very strange but they all kind of looked the same and they got black gloves on and they're yelling at everybody And you know people coming through don't speak English So a guy's unloading everything and... Sir! Sir! Only your laptop sir Are you ready now? Are you ready? Are you okay are you sure? Are you bleh bleh bleh? Geez lady Diesel dyke that's what it is Very now it was very uncomfortable. They're hiring Diesels like yes, which is a certain type of British diesel like this BDD that's exactly It wasn't pleasant at all

06:11 Although, for the first time I arrived at the international terminal. We're getting nine extra gates here in Austin which will all be an international terminal and currently i think it's pretty much only the British Airways flight that does it but that's very interesting because there are no...I mean everything is automated passport now already have the global entry and they have a global entry machine so you know there's no line you go in there you're done but everybody else goes to new kiosks And, you know it's kind of the same process only I guess I have a shorter line otherwise it seems to be fairly identical system. Very laid back! Once you get your suitcase take your little piece paper and they say anything to declare? No boom you're in good no dogs running around looking for stuff that you might see at JFK or Newark Liberty Airport

07:01 So that was quite an enjoyable experience the most you know not the Austin end of it Yeah, the awesome in exactly this is new when you get when you get to Austin. Yeah I'm never going to yeah, just because so you don't that won't last I Don't know I don't know. It seems to be a new thing, these kiosks seem to be new because i saw them at the... I think it was... Well I like the kiosks just that I don't think that missing dogs is going to be a thing when somebody gets a clue and brings a bomb through Austin And the good thing about my trip which was... Or papaya Right The trip, which was really a whirlwind trip. I packed the lot into relatively short amount of time and you know there's this...I think i told in last show this whole royal performance for these knights and these hundred-year old veterans and it was just fantastic experience! I got tons of cool challenge coins from these guys

07:51 Like a huge one I tweeted that the picture of it but also, I took a lot of cabs and ubers and Every single driver was either from Turkey Morocco see we had one or two from Africa And well we can do it later, and I want to do a little bit later But I think I have a new thesis for the show And I've even compiled a compendium to go along with it. So once we've kind of gotten into some of the basics for the day, and... ...I'd like to see if I can roll that out on you. It's something that- You know kinda- I think maybe close to a pipeline type thesis? Hmm. Sure you wanna do it right off? No! No. No because there is no clips well there are- Now let's not do it right off. Do you want to do it right off?!

08:37 Oh you apparently, I think you do. No... Let's get to it let's go do some clips and keep it lively then we'll get right into that well just after the first break okay good good idea so what I missed oh yeah I got very obviously watching European news the attack in Manhattan was interesting to witness that CNN International. I don't know what it was over here and I wasn't able to clip it, but they...I kept hearing people say the driver got out and said God is great in Arabic That's only CNN. But that's not okay! No, I know CNN over here did that too. That's really something way out of context... It's not what he said. No you said aloha bar. Yeah. Aloha snack bar it's just it's not uh it's no why are they in fact they have let me give you this report I did get one thing. This is some policy at cnn now they're not gonna well I got this they're going to trade they should have said what he said in translation yes

09:38 Well, here's... Because he did not say God is great. He said Allah Akbar And this reporter who I don't think I'd ever seen his name before Shimon Prokopets? I've never heard of this name on CNN. I think it was on the CNN International. Okay well he reported on the suspect but listen to what he wouldn't report Shimon, you have some new reporting? Some more details here that I'm getting. So I am told this happened just after 3 o'clock and as we've been saying this pickup truck appears to be from Home Depot according to information that i have now

10:17 hopped on into the curb, into the bike path and then drove south on the West Street bike path where it appears at this point that the driver struck several people hitting them from behind He then keeps driving and at some point hits a school bus where you'll see this is how this vehicle gets damaged, which you can see in video now. What I'm told is as he was driving eventually maybe perhaps tried to get away and struck a school bus and at some point police encountered him and shot him so now he's at Bellevue Hospital. Police know who he is they have the description of him

11:00 So why is CNN holding back? They clearly know what the, uh... But law enforcement said, oh no we're gonna hold back. We're not going to say that he was radicalized or whatever they didn't say it was very clear I'm not going to say that why? Why? Yeah why

11:37 Are they hiding something? CNN must be under some tight leash where they're saying don't do anything unless you get permission. Something like that! That's pretty peculiar, but the Ali Akbar thing was annoying to everybody it was noticed a lot. What did they were saying he said God is great yeah You don't have a clip of that Of what? Of CNN saying that. It was crazy! No, I don't have a clip of it. Okay, alright good. But you had...you know it's well known. The spin-I like that the spin pretty quickly went to he was just radicalized under the-you know he was not a member of ISIS but inspired by ISIS come on why can't we just say what is going on here

12:29 Which is exactly what they promised. They said we're going to take weak, feeble-minded people and tell them to go get trucks and cars and mow people down it was in their magazine. Inspire Magazine! So yeah well factually I guess correct you have to put some context to it Well let's listen to a couple of our reports which were more elaborate since most these news organizations here are out of New York Let's start with the NBC. Let's try the, this is kind of an interesting one. This is the NYC driver update. This is one of the last reports. Wait wait wait...this where Anthony Mason

13:09 Kind of you know he's passing the torch to Jeff Glor who I have more thoughts about as an anchor That was that's a new guy right the new guys who? I think they're gonna try to appeal to Millennials yeah, right right all right and He is and so this is very awkward. So Anthony's in studios And he throws it to glore Who then take kind of takes over the broadcast in a very awkward way, and he's throwing at other people oh And so I picked up on a very peculiar habit that Glor has, and I think it could get annoying fast. He has characteristics of... Am I missing my...am I not pausing long enough or am I pausing between 20 sentences? Too long! You're rounding out your sentences wrong. This must be. So Glor has this habit of kind of anchoring like an actor

14:05 which means... I'll give you an example. So let me just read it like a sentence, and go well Adam i went the other day to the store to get something oh man! I'd be starting the clips wrong all the time if she talked like that Well this is where he talks And I got some examples of it It's very peculiar shiver a little bit. So let's start with the driver update. Anthony, that attack left eight people dead and 12 injured. And the driver wounded by a police officer was taken from the hospital to US District Court to face a judge. The suspect was in a wheelchair handcuffed and shackled. The police say the attack had been in the works for a long time

15:13 Late this afternoon, federal prosecutors filed two federal charges against the suspect Saifullo Saipov. U.S. Attorney June Kim. Alleged terrorists like Saipov view the city as a prime target for their hate-filled crimes but the thing is for the alleged terrorists like Saipov They will find in New York City something else. Justice." According to the court filings, Saipov chose October 31st because it was Halloween and he believed there would be more civilians on the streets On one cell phone authorities found 90 ISIS-related propaganda videos and 3800 propaganda images Saipov is in custody at a nearby hospital and apparently talking to police

15:57 Sources tell CBS News Saipov bragged about what he did and was very pleased with the success. Sources also say police recovered knives from the truck and 10 to 15 pieces of paper which give ISIS credit for the attack, saying ISIS will live forever We also have a more detailed timeline of the attack The truck Saipov rented turned onto a lower Manhattan bike path at 3 o'clock PM striking bikers and pedestrians and killing three Police say he traveled at a high rate of speed for about a mile, hitting and killing five others before he crashed into a school bus. Oh my God! That crash which injured four including two children was caught on cell phone video. Sources tell CBS News Saipov said that was an accident He wanted to continue down the bike path and over the Brooklyn Bridge. Saipov attempted to get away carrying a pellet gun and a paintball gun

16:53 He was arrested after being shot by 28-year old officer Ryan Nash just five years on the force. He shot Saipov once I understand the importance of yesterday's events and the role we played, and i'm grateful for the recognition We have received so just a moment about the cadence uh, and it becomes very apparent when he Separates words instead of saying school bus says school bus Like, that is not normal. But this is going to end because at the end of the broadcast his cadence will take up probably two minutes Two valuable minutes of advertising time So that-that will end

17:32 If you, I hope so. If you listen to... In fact they have a couple examples of it but if you listened at the end of the report if you just go back and listen to where the cop comes on and earlier when the cop comes on he has the cadence of a cop reading that report! Yeah uh how far in? Like last... Not very far its right at the end the cop comes on and says something. Traveled at high rate of speed out of my two children said that was an accident when bridge ball gone. No thats all him it was way further back No, no. It was at the very end there was I thought there was something well it's okay It's not important because they do have a couple of examples I have glor awkward pauses you can play this clip and this is a good example of him pausing in a In an like bad acting know we used to I used to this thing how these? Used brother But we must have a lag or something

18:24 But anyway, go on play that. This being held tonight without bail. Did you hear it? Of course I heard it! Without... bail.. I wonder if its a teleprompter spacing issue let me listen again. This is being held tonight without bail It could be just an new line if it's a portable prompter small prompter yeah small prompter he does oh that If hes out there doing stand up he doesn't need a prompter Believe me this guys on a promptor Well, play the here's Glore's awkward pauses bad acting. Play this clip That's what I just played well then play the without bail clip ah okay And Saipov is being held tonight without bail Yeah They're both the same clip? yeah one is two seconds oh here it is we have Glores

19:15 Something pauses on John Miller report? Is that maybe one you wanted, that's also short. That's the third one play that one. Okay NYPD Deputy Commissioner of Counterterrorism John Miller says they're still investigating whether their radicalization was assisted I'm telling you that's a bad prompter read he is on location They have a small... Was he looking right in the lens was he...? I mean i have to see it now But that to me feels like just a poor prompter reader Well, this guy's gonna be the anchor and that's all he's going to be doing is prompter reading. Well but if he's in studio it'll be better because you'd have a bigger prompter screen. Bigger prompter screen yeah well he sucks! He totally sucks So let's play I got two other clips i want to run through which will highlight the episode in New York including Jeff Pegues who's on also CBS Guy Like

20:15 Well, that's the poop guy right? Yeah, there's your Jeff Pagais report on NYC driver. More now from Homeland Security correspondent Jeff Pagais. Until he was taken down by an alert New York City police officer. He just saw it! Saifullo Saipob was not someone investigators seem to view as capable of mass murder or even a threat. Hey I need an ambulance right here But while the 29 year old married father-of-three wasn't himself the subject By the way that is you know now you hear the difference between What happened in Vegas and what happened here, where in Vegas there's one video of people saying EMT! EMT I need an EMT! Give me an emt! Which no you don't say that. What people say is ambulance

20:58 It's a big difference just pointing it out. Deemed to view as capable of mass murder or even a threat. I need an ambulance right here! But while the 29-year old married father of three wasn't himself the subject of a law enforcement investigation, and intelligence source tells CBS News he had some contact with individuals who were considered radicalized extremists at least one of whom was from his native Uzbekistan. John Miller, the NYPD's Deputy Commissioner of Intelligence and Counterterrorism says investigators have been going through Saipov's past. What were his communications? Who were they with? What was the content? What is relevant to this? Saipov is from Uzbekistan a hotbed for radicalization for young ISIS sympathizers many of whom have gone on to fight in Syria and Iraq

21:47 He immigrated to the US in 2010, settling in Ohio where people who know him say he spoke little English and seemed to grow disillusioned angry and depressed even as he embraced Islam. Murak Makhmumanov is a Uzbek religious activist who knows the suspect. After he moved from Ohio I think becoming more and more radicalized, you know. Maybe he got some teaching from the internet." Court documents filed late today show Saipov told investigators that he was quote inspired by ISIS videos he had watched on his cellular phone including one video by ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and he wanted to kill as many people as he could. Hmm... guess he wasn't using that iPhone 5 or higher huh?

22:34 And by the way, while we're on that topic. How cool is it that with the new iPhone 10 you got your terrorist right there? You just hold the phone up to his face and good to go unlock! That sounds secure. It's a great idea I never thought of that Maybe that's part of why they did it Yeah instead of stealing somebody's phone surreptitiously and then cracking into it do you have to actually have the guy there yeah he just told the guy look over here Yeah, yeah. I think that's pretty smart it's very secure thanks Apple So we have two more of these this is like did this ruin the news of course because in fact CBS played bit after a bit after a bit from different correspondents and including Major what is yeah? There's major Garrett with This is this is price consider one of the best rundowns get rid of this lottery program

23:32 as soon as possible. Meeting with his cabinet, President Trump called the New York attacker an animal and urged Congress to end the visa lottery program that suspect used to enter the US in 2010. Diversity lottery sounds nice it's not nice it's not good We want a merit-based program. The diversity program was created in 1990 to increase immigration from countries underrepresented in legal entries, at the time largely those from Europe and the Middle East. Applicants enter a lottery for up to 50 thousand visas they must complete the same background checks as other immigration programs on Twitter the president referred to the diversity lottery as a Chuck Schumer beauty

24:17 The Senate Minority Leader did support the program when it was signed into law by George Herbert Walker Bush. Wait, didn't he introduce it? I thought there was his...I thought it was his bill or his amendment or something. I'm sorry? I thought it was Schumer's...I thought it was Schumer's amendment the whole thing It is what..it was one of the guys well why they didn't say anything different today Well, they said he supported it Oh, he's the one who was... He was the one who backed it. Yeah? Yeah but it was a little more than backing It was more like hey this is great we should do this I'm..I go around Manhattan on my bike and see all these people come in on this which just used to be known as The Green Card Lottery I never knew that official name was The Visa Diversity Lottery Isn't that funny? Yeah! The Senate Minority Leader did support the program when it was signed into law by George Herbert Walker Bush

25:04 But in 2013, Schumer was part of a group of senators that unsuccessfully tried to scrap it. Really? Look the president... Stop right there! What?! I said stop because I want to make a comment. This, I was thinking about this because half the reports they ABC didn't mention that Schumer was trying to repeal the thing CBS mentioned it and a couple of you know we went back and forth and I started thinking about it this is a bogus commentary because if you just study this enough you know there's a lot of things that get a little pushback and so they make in a fake effort to overturn

25:47 unsuccessfully. Right, right and then they can say hey I tried! It's on the record yeah it's on the record i voted for the new thing but nobody else wanted it so that's bull crap Yeah good point. Or is that unsuccessfully tried to scrap it? Look the president oughta stop tweeting and start leading The American people long for leader. There's your bumper sticker stop tweeting and start leading Oh, yeah, this was mean mean that was a good one Yeah It's very good look the president the president ought to stop tweeting and start leading these

26:24 The American people long for leadership. Not divisiveness, not finger pointing, not name calling. Tennessee Republican Bob Corker agreed. I don't know why you bring out the best in our country but everybody has their ways The president also lashed out at prosecutions against terror suspects and said he would consider sending Saifullo Saipov to the military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. We need strong justice much quicker and much stronger than we have right now because what we have right now is a joke

25:47 unsuccessfully. Right, right and then they can say hey I tried! It's on the record yeah it's on the record i voted for the new thing but nobody else wanted it so that's bull crap Yeah good point. Or is that unsuccessfully tried to scrap it? Look the president oughta stop tweeting and start leading The American people long for leader. There's your bumper sticker stop tweeting and start leading Oh, yeah, this was mean mean that was a good one Yeah It's very good look the president the president ought to stop tweeting and start leading these

26:24 The American people long for leadership. Not divisiveness, not finger pointing, not name calling. Tennessee Republican Bob Corker agreed. I don't know why you bring out the best in our country but everybody has their ways The president also lashed out at prosecutions against terror suspects and said he would consider sending Saifullo Saipov to the military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. We need strong justice much quicker and much stronger than we have right now because what we have right now is a joke

27:01 And it's a laughingstock. I want to thank the terrorism, prosecutors and investigators in my office." Just hours later Saipov was charged in federal court acting US Attorney June Kim. The folks in that unit working with the FBI the NYPD the JTTF have a long and unblemished track record of successfully investigating and prosecuting domestic an international terrorists. With Saipov charged in federal court, moving him to Guantanamo appears off the table by way of explanation the White House said that President was merely venting his frustration will not be proposing new ways to prosecute terrorism cases What I'm hearing here is illegal battle that is being set up but I don't think it's over at all

27:47 Um... The whole- and these guys came real quick. Wheel the guy in with a wheelchair, quick! Let's indict him! That went fast John that's much faster than normal And that's because they don't for whatever reason they don't want it to fall under the enemy combatant clause which For obvious reasons, we don't like that because I could be deemed an enemy combatant and could be hooded in thrown in a van. And taken to Gitmo But the question is whose jurisdiction is it? Who's moving fast and why That's a good question. We have to look into that, but I think you're exactly right and this was discussed on almost every newscast which is good which was Trump's flippant comment that we should send him to get Moe it's not that flippant It's the law and then I think that well there's a point has made I think it's in this one This will be the

28:44 Let's try this one. This is a shorter ABC clip on the New York City attack. tweeting, the terrorist came into our country through what is called the diversity visa lottery program. A Chuck Schumer beauty today the White House insisted the president wasn't politicizing the tragedy. The President has not blamed Senator Schumer and doesn't feel that the senator is responsible for the attack

29:26 We believe very strongly that the individual who carried out the attack is responsible and no one else. The diversity visa program, which was supported by Senator Schumer and signed into law by President George HW Bush receives millions of applicants every year and provides visas to about 50,000 people all of whom get background checks. Diversity lottery sounds nice it's not nice it's not good so we want I want to immediately work with Congress on the diversity lottery program, on terminating it and getting rid of it. Live tonight from the White House and John we heard the president criticize the justice process as well in all this for the terrorist suspects And today he even said that he would consider sending the alleged New York attacker to Guantanamo Bay Can he do that?

30:10 Technically he can do it, but any move to send the alleged attacker to Guantanamo Bay would certainly face a constitutional challenge. No one ever arrested on American soil has been sent to Gitmo David. It's never happened I just looked it up John what was because you know every bill always has reasoning and why they sometimes have assumptions and this is Yeah, to amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to establish a skill... well now that can't be it. Skills-based? No. You're talking about the uh... That's the wrong one I'm looking for... The diversity bill. Yeah here, uh, I'm looking for that. That's exactly what iIm looking for. Oh shit! Now what Google is doing is showing you know all the acts to eliminate the Diversity Visa Bill which is not helpful let me switch to Bing

31:07 Bing my... Switching to bing. That's right! Everybody, we're switching to bing. Switching to bing standby. Switching to bing. Switching to bing. Let's see what it does that might be funny okay I'm really switching to bing i'm gonna bing it baby mmm bing dot com all right let's try here what is being give me well how about that first hit right on top now That's okay. Well, I got the light here's the last clip from the whole thing and because this had to be Clipped in and brought into the discussion which is And then it is again a CBS did ten different reports on the same topic with this time with Nancy Cordes Who tends to be one of that uses the whip saw? Non sequitur approach yeah to her clippage Pretty much to an extreme as she was very anti-trumpet and so they brought in This little point which is

32:09 And it got a little traction, which is let's contrast what Trump did with this guy with what he did with the guy in Vegas. To prove he's a racist! Yeah because this guys brown but is he a citizen or just a resident alien? Which is the correct term They never mention that Okay because you know the visa diversity program implies that you just have a green card Yeah, I think he's a green card holder. The conflicting reactions to two tragedies angered some Muslim American leaders Why the hypocrisy? Why the double standards and some Las Vegas survivors who were lobbying Capitol Hill today We knew that something needed to be done and we just assumed the country was behind us And I think a month later we've seen nothing happen

32:58 They're pushing for legislation banning the kind of devices that allowed Steven Paddock to wound 500 people in a matter of minutes. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said today it shouldn't surprise anyone that the president is more focused on immigration. The President has been talking about extreme vetting and the need for that, for the purpose of protecting the citizens of this country since he was a candidate long before he was ever president Despite some initial GOP interest, a Senate bill banning bump stocks currently has 40 Democratic co-sponsors but no Republicans. And the Senate Judiciary Committee says it won't even hold a hearing on bump stocks Jeff until the Las Vegas investigation is further along.

33:51 Very interesting. Well, I got one clip from when it comes to extreme vetting a change of heart from New York Mayor Bill de Blasio who was on with the Cuomo kid on CNN. He's a Democrat so you think he'd be against all of the things that Trump wants? The world has changed, I've heard you talk about it with your kids and we were talking to young people this morning when you and i were growing up Mr. Mayor if we saw the long guns in police presence like we see today they would have freaked us out but today there is a reassurance in that but there's also a new dynamic who does this the president weighing in this morning. He's blaming this presence of this man for seven years in this country on what they're calling an open border policy essentially yes he came in legally through a process, through an airport and had been here many years as so far we understand without incident or any flags to authorities

34:45 But there's blame here. This is about Muslims, this is about people wanting to get us and this is about Democrats like you letting them in too easily How do you respond? Look the last thing the president or anyone else should do is politicize this tragedy We have to find out what happened here. That work's going to be done by the FBI, by the NYPD and all of our partners to determine exactly who this man is, what moved him to this horrible act? What's going on here? Is there any bigger ramifications? That's what we should be focused on but look in the end The last thing we should do is start casting aspersions on whole races of people or whole religions or a whole nations

35:25 that only makes the situation worse. The bottom line is we, anyone who wants to come in this country should be very thoroughly vetted as an individual but the minute you start generalizing it especially to a whole religion then unfortunately were sending the exact negative message that a lot of our enemies want sent, the terrorists want to affirm that this nation is somehow anti-Muslim. We've got to do... Whoa whoa whoa! That's never been the message It's always been they hate our freedom. Now it's because we hate Muslims? No, that's not how... That's not... We gotta change these messages! That's not cool but he said it right there I want everyone extreme vetting. I found the John Act 203 allegory allocation of immigrant visas is very interesting actually found out this notice on the

36:19 on the diversity visa lottery page at Department of State. Due to a technical issue, the DV 2019 entry period that began on October 3 has been closed Entries submitted during October 3 to 10 are not valid and have been excluded from the system. They will not count as duplicate entry The technical issue has been resolved and a new full entry period will begin at noon US Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday, October 18th 2017 or until noon Eastern Standard Time Wednesday November 22nd 2017 Oh this weird I wonder what that was about just the glitch? Glitch? One of those glitches

36:58 Now, let me see the... How about somebody hack the system? ISIS hacked the system. After all they know more about it than we do! The annual diversity visa lottery also known as the green card lottery is a US government program that makes 55 thousand I heard 50 but it says right here this is on the official Yeah they all said fifty The official page which has a very odd picture of the president That's right there next to this text 55,000 permanent resident cards available every year to persons from quote underrepresented countries. That's very interesting I know at least five Dutch people personally who have won a green card lottery But i guess that Holland is an underrepresented country uh who have been less represented in employment sounds like a scam yeah listen to this 55 000 permanent resident cards available every year two persons from Underrepresented countries which have been less represented in employment and family-based preference categories

37:56 in the United States of America and who meet two basic eligibility requirements. This year, 2017 Green Card Lottery program is called DV 2019. The year successful applicants may enter the United States of America on the green card they won and one that's so cool it's like bingo and is now open to all individuals worldwide who meet two basic requirements the program makes permanent resident cards available to the winners authorizing the winners in their families to live study and work united state and their families to live, study and work in the United States of America as permanent residents. The Green Card Lottery Program is a United States congressionally mandated program for receiving United States Permanent Resident card also known as the USA Green Card." And it doesn't really explain anything else other than the guarantee

38:43 The Diversity Visa Lottery Program is the most generous immigrant visa program in the world with up to 55,000 permanent resident cards allocated yearly. If a person is unable to qualify for family refugee or employment visa in United States this is the only option they have to immigrate to United States while luck is certainly a key factor in the initial draw What are the odds? We should have odds on this thing, a scratch off. This is the only option they have to immigrate to United States while luck is certainly a key factor in the initial draw many important factors that affect the applicants chances of winning... Hold on a second there's no way a Dutch person can immigrate to United States because this is the only way? That's bullcrap because of course they can!

39:26 Yeah, so this is a false premise. Here's what I think is going on because what is not explained in the text and maybe there are more legal texts that we can find or producers can work on it... Is how the, I mean is it like a big bowl and they take names out of the hat? You know. Do they have like the Powerball lottery and they're turning a big cylinder with ping pong balls in it or is something where there's 55 thousand so if you're a legislator you can say hey yeah I need a couple those lottery green cards That's what I think this is. It's what its kind of sounding like

40:11 Hmm. Yeah, very very very interesting Well I know tons of people who can maybe provide us answers and i'm gonna have to reach out But I still need to find the actual text of this put in and the reasoning behind it but It's a unfair what it is just dumb as a game show In fact why didn't that now there's your answer? Why don't we just make it an actual game show? I mean This is if this isn't this is a format that has a winning format And now straight for God. Come on down, Mohammed. Yeah and yeah we could have him and we get to do tasks like and Mohammed here's your question what color is the White House? You know all kinds of cool stuff like that

41:08 I think you got something. And then we could always do an Oprah moment where everybody in the audience who would be just a tourist were, guess what? Look under your chair! You all have a green card! Wooo! Well it sounds like that's what is going on here. Well it's totally salvageable we just need to turn into a TV show. Win lose or be deported! That's actually good one echo that one echo it Win, lose or be deported!

42:01 Oh, the president is politicizing this. I think he was but- Yeah of course he was politicized. But they criticize him for not politicizing the Vegas thing according to Nancy Cordes report. He didn't say anything about that so should have politicize that too? Is what they're kind of saying and it's like every time anything happens to Democrats on the other side, they politicize it but usually bring in the second amendment. It's interesting when I was in Europe... You couldn't do with this by the way Now I would, you know all the news and it becomes very apparent um you know that they really have no journals. No journalistic resources in most of them the M5M in Europe they just copy whatever is in the U.S newspapers and yeah just translate it which does work you know? And have someone else do that...and I can read both fluently so I see one for one copy

42:52 And people are kind of sick of all the Trump news, you know. Trump farted today! Why do we need to know? Everyone in Europe is like this is stupid You know We need no other things Like what really happened to MH17 Give us the real data give us the real report People are getting mad about it No one's serving the interests of the people over there. You hear the difference though, you see the difference I'm not implying anything out of the ordinary for me but this is a very real terror attack Everything is different about it They spend more time on this than Vegas Well, the thing is... And we got like we got the uh the deputy director of FBI taking the stage and we got the the deputy attorney general. I mean the big guns came in for this but not in Vegas right? Right! I think that's probably the key difference even though Vegas could be a terrorist attack too it's just let me if you listen to some of these guys all right

43:56 I'm trying to organize these. Our spreadsheet came in. Yes, I have that so we're good on that. It's going to be unfortunately for us but unfortunately for the show it's another long list of thank yous we're gonna have to deliver and then we're going to try...I'll edit as i go there are a lot of notes I've noticed coming in Kind of off topic off topic a little bit too long perhaps We'll keep the format of the previous number two are way, too. Long in this discussing You know family matters just not really something that everybody's interested in oh well Except for the douchebagging if anybody has a douche bag or call yeah That's always important well I do I do have a couple of things if we're done with this momentarily Couple things about you know the

44:48 The horrible media men. What was that? What's the name of that spreadsheet which is still not surfaced? Shitty Media Men, that's what it was. Shitty Media Men. Yeah yeah, the fake. It's a fake. Well I wanted to see it! The shitty media man... There was a good one they came out totally out of left field literally NPR News has placed its top news executive on leave tonight after allegations surfaced that he sexually harassed women when he was Washington Bureau Chief of the New York Times Oh, it gets so good. Those allegations against Senior Vice President for News Michael Oreskes stemming from nearly two decades ago were first reported by the Washington Post to women say he kissed them forcefully without their consent and peer media correspondent David Fokkenflik reports Hey Fokkenflik get over here! There was another less severe incident of sexual harassment alleged here at NPR

45:42 Less severe. Gee, I guess you can grade this huh? Well I can't wait to hear how it was less severe than that! David joins us from our studios in New York and David first tell us more about the allegations as reported by The Post So, these allegations as you say stretch back nearly two decades and they involve separate instances in which two women who are unnamed have not been willing to be identified to date say that Oreskes kind of kissed them. As they were trying to discuss their job prospects with him at the New York Times They were expecting it to be a job conversation said he unexpectedly veered in kissed him on lips and stuck his tongue down their mouths without consent Without consent I tell ya

46:25 Hey baby. And he was inted for their job prospect, now this is severe! This is the true definition of sexual harassment He has power over these women's careers and he stick his tongue in there mouth without asking Without asking! Stuck his tongue down there mouths without consent Okay, how is NPR responding? There's an investigation underway. We're gonna have a love-in! That's what we're gonna do. NPR said it's looking into this and executives have confirmed to me tonight that they've put Michael Oreskes on leave as a matter of taking this seriously in addition Yarl Mohn the CEO has put out... Yeah if this guy I don't want to

47:14 Interrupt us, but if this guy is that high up in NPR we must be able to have a photo of him Oh yeah no you can find the photo and you know what not hot well. I was yeah Michael what is it? I'll get it for you. Just do head of news, NPR Head of News. Michael Oreskes on leave as a matter of taking this seriously in addition to Earl Moen the CEO has put out a staff-wide memo saying he's got their back and that sexual harassment is not welcome here. It's not welcome here! No, you must go next door to PBS And just to be clear about the timeline these are alleged episodes that happened before Oreskes was at NPR The guy is a nebbish Yeah but wait...

47:56 Exactly. He's the Weinstein of news, look at the guy! I'm telling you if this guy looks like a frog he looks like a frog looking...a frog-like nebbish. Nebbish is a good term. And it would be nasty to get kissed by him. Very nasty. Complaints being made by these two women have been filed with lawyers here at NPR You are also reporting tonight that there has been another complaint filed by a younger colleague here at NPR who has filed a formal complaint with HR against Oreskes. Can you tell us what she is alleging? Yeah, yes this dates back two years to an episode in October 2015 Rebecca Hirscher She's a producer on the science desk now had a number of long-term temporary assignments at the network Hersher took Oreskes up on his offer when he visited out in NPR West one time

48:44 get career advice and guidance to talk about what lay ahead for them. And she ultimately connected with him in Washington, D.C., at our headquarters. Mid-afternoon appointment became an invitation for drinks and then dinner. And during that dinner—she was 26 years old at the time—he asked her a lot of questions about her personal life, about her boyfriend. At one point he said, it's surprising to me that any boyfriend or man could keep up with you at another point he talked about a girlfriend being his first sex girlfriend and there were number of instances that she claims made her feel deeply uncomfortable from my point of view every little thing that he or I said pointed to the relative difference in power like he is the one with the power he gets to decide what we talk about and i'm trying to keep up

49:29 But it's also I get to decide what you talk about. That's how you get shit on the radio, with a guy like that with a creep like that who is head of news! No wonder no wonder! Yeah its not as surprise and I'm sure its not an isolated incident within any organization but certainly not within NPR because it show business You think it's all just people like, I'm on the radio. I'm a journo. I'm very doing important work. No show business! Did you hear me on the radio? Hey well yeah I uh work for NPR mm-hmm Yeah just so you know Can't you tell from my NPR cadence? I work for NPR

50:07 Well good. It'd be the big deep uh, you put up one of those little sound boots around your head I think it's very important that these people in news are outed Hollywood is yeah it's all important to the women and men involved and in Holland oh man the me too hashtag which I think has kind of died out now it's just talking about it but not really doing a lot of the hashtag there's whole tv shows where some actor 30 years ago very similar to Kevin Spacey 30 years ago You know had sex with the director and the directors famous now, and you know says now And it's those thirty years later bringing this all out. It. You know and like yeah, it wasn't for a job or anything He's like oh let me just slip into bed with you that were drunk very similar to Kevin Spacey

50:58 And although I understand the response that people have to Kevin Spacey, imagine... ...that you're bisexual or—and I'm not trying to downplay anything because y'know, I got a lot of pushback from The Keeper when I said yeah look the guy's... ...you know he-he's young they're into play. He d-you know whatever they're drunk and lays on top him and kid pushes him off and okay It's not like I hadn't been accosted when I was 14 by gay men trying to come onto me it happens It's not great. But for Spacey, he then also said, well crap now everyone knows I'm gay and might as well tell you that I am gay. And sad! Sad that he had to do that. Yeah and then gets ripped for it. Totally but he molested...I don't know what is molested? You know its very subjective. Very very subjective its not great

51:47 Again, it's happened to me. But yeah I go away creep done and that was now this also guy Yeah while you were gone out of your notice that The actor what's his name the guy who played in the movie with Tom? I can't remember anything okay Tom Cruise Hoffman got busted for Grabbing ass or something 35 years ago. Yeah Dustin Hoffman so tiny probably looks at women in their butt crack. The guy is like four foot nine now there was yes, he's not a very tiny guy but you know this seems a bit at some point seems unfair and what gets me is that before the show You played it sounded like or somebody put this together in a mix what sounded like Doris Day

52:46 Singing a song called boobs. Yeah, I don't know if it's Doris Day. It sure sounds like her You gotta have boobs Yeah, I don't know if that's Doris day okay? Well we all know who it is But this you've got to have boos out look it up, but I got discographies I'm sure you have the 78 what do you mean you have to look at oh? I don't have that 70 and I would remember it so in that song She says three boobs might be better, one in the back for dancing. Ruth Wallace I think. Oh Ruth Wallace okay she's yeah she sounded a little like Doris Day

53:24 So, I thought that was kind of rude and what is to me the boob in the back for dancing meaning you'd be grabbing the boob. Well, I'm looking at it...I look at the album cover before you continue Ruth Wallace's greatest hits boobs 19 classic songs from The Queen Of Party Records from The Original Masters Oh man! You got to have boobs if you want to impress tycoons and rubes. You need boobs that fill out a sweater, but need two...you need two but three might be better." Ah good times back in the day! So I'm thinking this is like-and to all of men out there and then I apologize for the female listeners This is mixed messages Yeah it sure is Make up your mind ladies Yes indeed indeed Again of course

54:18 It goes right back to that Eliza Schlesinger commentary and others. If the guy's good looking, who is going to complain? Probably very few people. That's why when I looked up this guy, the news guy, he's not a guy who was gonna get a lot of attention from the women folk. Not typically certainly not based upon appearance and likely personal hygiene just looking at the guy. Not so sure that's gonna happen. Why don't we do a little bit of Russia stuff and then go to our break? How does that sound okay you got anything you want to lead us in with if you're talking about the Russian investigation And all the nasty stuff going on in the hearings well. Yes, the hearings I knew that you would be checking out the hearings Maybe just to lead us into the here like didn't get that much hearing material because it was a death I thought it was

55:11 These guys, well here's an example. This is the typical question and this is the typical answer they... I think the company should be called out for collusion because they obviously colluded with each other. I'm talking about Facebook Twitter and Google Because they all sent their chief attorney, their chief counsel to meet them Wait a minute! That's racketeering isn't it? Or that would be anti-competitive No, I don't think it would be either one of those. But there is a collusion aspect to it and there's no reason you can't talk amongst each other if you all haven't called to a meeting but they all got obviously they call each other so what are we gonna do? What are going to do this is terrible well let's just send our top lawyer okay

55:48 that's a great idea and stupid lawyers come up there then they're to say nothing they don't know anything. They don't know anything about policy and the classic and their brown nosing the senators, and here's a good example of them brown nosing the senators is the typical question at Senate hearings so how do you know they're Russians? And what are you looking for there when you're talking about Russians in retrospect right yeah this is great question That is clearly not a great question. Almost every lawyer kept saying, that's a great question! That is what lawyers do when they have to cover up an answer and it also gives them thinking time... It's a whole number of reasons for but because I really don't want to answer anything

56:38 Now, the question that one question I nailed which is an answer. This was a back and forth between...I can't remember if it was Republican but this particular back-and-forth made the whole hearing thing a joke because this hearing is about Russians colluding with...not Russians colluding with...this was about Russian's mostly advertising with these three guys as what these three guys were there for because of the Russians were exploiting the system And this particular clip says it all. This is the Facebook ads 81 million versus Senate hearing Mr. Stretch, how much money did the Russians spend on ads that we now look back as either disruptive or politically intended? Is that $100,000? Approximately a hundred thousand dollars I'm in your company

57:26 Yes, approximately $100,000. How much of that did they pay before the election? I've seen the number 44 thousand is that right? 56 after and 44 before? The ad impressions ran 46% before the election and the remainder after the election. Well, if I had a consultant that was trying to impact an election and spent only 46% of the money before Election Day. I'd be pretty upset about that, I think but so they spent $46,000 how much did how much did the Clinton? That's a very good point So they, the majority of the spend as we call it came after the election. Yeah and so the total that they actually spent was $46,000 and were having a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing over this 40 just crummy...this money is ridiculous amount of money! It's so low.

58:26 So they spent $46,000. How much did the Clinton and Trump campaigns spend on Facebook? I assume before the election. They were better organized than the other group. Combined approximately 81 million dollars. 81 million and before the election? Yes Well they just don't know how to do it right! The Russians clearly have cracked the code of marketing 46,000 versus 81 million and we're making a fuss to the point that we're wasting taxpayer money on this investigation of collusion because of this massive amount of money that was spent? Are you kidding me. And on collusion for a moment here is America's favorite lawyer Alan Dershowitz The best argument against having special counsel Special Counsel is looking only for crimes

59:25 are no crimes in collusion. Take the worst case scenario. Is there even a federal criminal statute that says collusion? No, let's take the worst case scenario this never happened candidate Trump calls Vladimir Putin and says Vlad do I have a deal for you you want to get rid of the sanctions i want to be president you help me be president i'll help you get rid of the sanction terrible horrible not a crime. There's nothing in the criminal statute book against that maybe there should be but there isn't that's why we should never have had a special counsel we should have had a by bipartisan or nonpartisan independent commission like 9-11, like the Warren Commission looking into the relationship between Russia and American elections whether it impacts Democrats or Republicans. That's correct in other words both sides of a political path Absolutely we want to get to the bottom of it and the one thing about criminal prosecution that doesn't get to the bottom of it

1:00:18 All it does is it prosecutes people based on proof beyond a reasonable doubt behind the closed doors of grand juries. Exactly the opposite of what we should do. It's a great point because if bipartisan approach, commission would have been transparent I think right? That's right. It's not even illegal This is ridiculous, it's right now the only other thing that was kind of interesting I think I don't know if it's the right clip or no But this is the hearings Russian IP issue We're looking for four signals. Not everyone identifies themselves as a Russian especially these malicious actors So we're looking at things like whether

1:00:55 It is the person wearing a hat big furry hat that might be a signal these Russian actors So we're looking at things like whether they registered in country in Russia. Do they have a Russian phone number? Are they on a Russian mobile carrier do they have a Russian email address Wow are they coming in from a Russian IP Have they ever logged in you'll see in a retrospective work We looked at how you ever logged in at any time from Russia That's the entire Way of seeing if it's a Russian if there is a Russian IP address, if they're using a phone that's in Russia This whole thing is a joke and here let me mention something. I was wondering why, i never thought much about it until I heard this... I was wondering why the Russians uh.. It was some... It was recently but about six months ago the Russian's have kind of kicked out all the VPN vendors that were running their stuff through Russia Oh really? I didn't know that

1:00:18 All it does is it prosecutes people based on proof beyond a reasonable doubt behind the closed doors of grand juries. Exactly the opposite of what we should do. It's a great point because if bipartisan approach, commission would have been transparent I think right? That's right. It's not even illegal This is ridiculous, it's right now the only other thing that was kind of interesting I think I don't know if it's the right clip or no But this is the hearings Russian IP issue We're looking for four signals. Not everyone identifies themselves as a Russian especially these malicious actors So we're looking at things like whether

1:00:55 It is the person wearing a hat big furry hat that might be a signal these Russian actors So we're looking at things like whether they registered in country in Russia. Do they have a Russian phone number? Are they on a Russian mobile carrier do they have a Russian email address Wow are they coming in from a Russian IP Have they ever logged in you'll see in a retrospective work We looked at how you ever logged in at any time from Russia That's the entire Way of seeing if it's a Russian if there is a Russian IP address, if they're using a phone that's in Russia This whole thing is a joke and here let me mention something. I was wondering why, i never thought much about it until I heard this... I was wondering why the Russians uh.. It was some... It was recently but about six months ago the Russian's have kind of kicked out all the VPN vendors that were running their stuff through Russia Oh really? I didn't know that

1:01:54 Yeah, I had a VPN that had Russia IP and I would use it once in awhile because it was extremely quick. It's like blazingly fast. You should be careful with that. But then I realize looks like I'm coming through Russia! Yeah you should be careful with that Well, careful about what? But I could see somebody with some fake you know some scammer here in New York in a building was grinding away and they decided to make it look like you came from Russia. You just jump on your VPN click on Russia go through some Moscow server and then you're looking like your IP from Russia! And the Russians meanwhile are saying hey

1:02:33 You're hired to say not to say that half of these guys that spent a huge $46,000 on the campaign weren't from Russia. They probably were okay Well I can see how you can really make it look like somebody's from someplace else well There is a reason there's a reason for this as its has nothing to do with the collusion It has to do with regulating the internet and two these yahoos these jim oaks they There's two things, is regulating the internet and making sure that they can also become president with $46,000 because they're that stupid. And listen to the conversation with Brolf and Philip Mudd former CIA douche and Jeffrey Toobin current New York Times Jew-Jews? Douche!

1:03:18 with what they want to happen because of this horrible, horrible event. Well CNN has obtained a copy of Facebook's written testimony This is the testimony that they will present lawmakers in a series of public hearings this week It includes a very significant detail content generated by the Russian troll farm known as the Internet Research Agency that was seeking to meddle in American politics through social media. That content was served to 126 million Facebook users in the United States according to Facebook. Now did that come out on the hearing for the $46,000? You can get a hundred and twenty six million impressions for forty six thousand dollars what's that CPM

1:04:05 Yeah, it's just come on. What's that? CPM calculated like 70 cents or not. No, it can't be that no no It's got to be no no yeah okay so at the hundred thousand rate not a 46 It's probably about a quarter. Well, they have 100 and... that makes no sense! In the United States according to Facebook estimates that is more than half the total US voting population You can reach more than half of the US total US voting population with $46000 I'm supposed to believe this? Because i want that campaign

1:04:43 Yeah, me too. I'll resell it! That is more than half the total US voting- I'm using this to push no agenda. Yeah well take a tenth please We're okay with 12 million people Just give us that for 4 grand Population...that is a significant number Now of course one ad One story promoted or created and generated into somebody's timeline doesn't necessarily mean that they saw it It doesn't necessarily mean that they'd influenced Oh shhh can't talk like that man Same goes for TV ads. We can't tell if they really were watching The way that they voted in the 2016 campaign or the way they felt about American politics, but that is an extraordinary number and it is so much higher wolf than the reach that Facebook had previously Disclosed you and it's so much cheaper than our ad rate card we're a real trouble brother Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg initially said it was crazy to think that Russian meddling had any influence in the 2016 election then they said

1:05:42 ads bought by the Internet Research Agency may have reached more than 10 million voters. We're now looking at a number of 126 million Americans who may have been exposed to content generated by this troll farm which is backed by the Kremlin. Yeah, it's pretty amazing Dylan Byers. Thanks very much for that Phil Mudd What does that say to you when you hear those those kinds of numbers and the success of this Russian troll farm. I'm in the wrong business? I can't overestimate the significance to this, let me tell you why. The Congress of United States is focused on questions like... You're getting clip of the day put it on at the end What did Trump advisors do

1:06:23 What's happening now in terms of these revelations about Facebook have to twist government on its head. When we go forward two years, the question Congress should be asking is how do we ensure that the U.S. intelligence community which is going to be very nervous about cooperating with a bunch of techies out in Silicon Valley is passing information about Russian activities onto the Internet so Facebook real-time—I'm not talking about 30 days I'm talking about real time can take stuff off the Internet? What I am saying Wolf is we need a war room where the National Security Agency and the CIA and FBI are together with Facebook giving that Facebook top secret information to react. The government just doesn't work that way today, they got to get this stuff off the internet. But Jeffrey it does raise all sorts of legal questions right? Oh you know this is a real brave new world and we often talk about media bias and what does Fox do what is MSNBC do

1:07:16 The real news source for so many Americans is their Facebook feed. And there is almost no quality control into what goes into Facebook feeds, Facebook doesn't tell us what the algorithm is that chooses what stories we get they don't tell us now they say going to start telling us is like who's paying for everything that people see in their Facebook feed. So it goes to the whole idea of how voters are persuaded of their views now and you know, Facebook is making a very slow and very cautious start but they have a big responsibility for how American politics works now and they really haven't stepped up. Yeah thats right just take stuff off the internet

1:08:04 First Amendment be damned. One of the one of the news organizations, I don't have them where's my clip sheet? Notice no one knows No one is calling for 90 ISIS videos to be taken off the internet or be taken off YouTube. No one is calling for that but oh! The Russian collusion ads yeah they gotta go in real time we need a war room Yeah, that's a good point. Where is this guy who just ran over all these people and found all the stuff on his phone? Where did he get it from? And believe me... It's not downloaded videos! So ABC went to the troll factory, they got a guy in Moscow for St. Petersburg and he tried to bust into the place, he's knocking on the door trying to get in it's a very funny story I'm actually stunned you know because we always hear old Putin has got a lockdown on all this stuff They just walked right in?

1:08:57 They tried, they didn't get very far. But it's beside the point because some of the other stuff that comes out in this report... They found a woman who worked there and she is now working for an alternative newspaper And I don't understand why this wasn't shut down by Putin By the way they talk about Putin Yeah And but it just a very funny report Why did they throw this guy out of Russia? This ABC reporter Here we go! And if you ever had any doubts about Russian meddling their efforts to influence Americans Tonight, Dan Harris and what he discovered inside a nondescript building in St. Petersburg. It is safe to say they were not happy to see him I'm from ABC News in the United States

1:09:36 We're in St. Petersburg, Russia trying to get inside a building known as the troll factory. Here we are told dozens of internet trolls are hard at work trying to exploit America's division. Security guards push us out threatening to call the police Not far away we meet Ludmila Savchuk, a journalist who went undercover in 2015 working in the troll factory for about $700 a month. What was your job when you were working there? What did you have to do all day? She tells me she would invent fictional characters and then post under their names with topics carefully selected by her bosses. She says she and some of her fellow ex-trolls shot these undercover videos inside the building, showing tight security and rows of trolls typing away." I want a new t-shirt. I want a T-shirt that says Russian troll on front and fake American on the back it's a beautiful no agenda shop

1:10:37 Now, um... There's more on the clip. No no there are some she said I have to comment. Okay i'll roll it back. Well shot these undercover v- You got it. Didn't roll it back Yeah, you said you got it. So I'm being quiet. Nevermind. I know what I kick the keyboard. Hang on. Let me unkick it. Okay. All right. Let me mention what she said there they show the video of the underground video supposedly heavy security for one thing all the doors are these glass doors you find in like

1:11:15 I don't know, old-fashioned office buildings. And the heavy security consisted of a key going in the lock and opening the glass door. Oh man! That's the heavy security. troll factory showing these, it's just a bunch of typical dudes named Ben or not even that level at terminals. And there's about I'd say maybe 20 of them maybe? A dozen to 20 people- What happened 150 or how many they're supposed to be like? They work up to death and make them work 12 hours a day you can get a lot of action. It's also a great name for a bar

1:11:58 Come on, it's ladies night at the troll factory. But this is a very funny report and I... Well play the rest of that do have a comment. Says she and some of her fellow ex-trolls shot these undercover videos inside the building showing tight security and rows of trolls typing away This man Alan Baskaev told an independent liberal Russian TV station he worked in the unit that specifically targeted America One minute he said you needed to be a redneck from Kentucky and then later you had to be some kind of white dude from Minnesota. And then in 15 minutes, you need to be from New York writing something in black slang. Racist trolls! Today lawmakers are releasing several of the thousands of ads bought by Russian trolls and just look at this tweet from during the election Hold on stop This is very interesting I'm gonna roll that back again because the Russians have no scruples and are not...I'm just taking the side of how effective this is

1:12:56 And because they have no political correctness and don't have to present something the client might be offended by or everyone's worried, they're just plain about it. Yeah I'm gonna sound like a redneck from Kentucky, I'm gonna you know sound like a white dude from Wisconsin and then i'm going to sound like a New Yorker with black slang! And you know what? Guess what people... It works! From New York writing something in black slang Tonight, lawmakers releasing several of the thousands of ads bought by Russian trolls. And just look at this tweet from during the election falsely telling fans of Hillary Clinton they can avoid the line and vote from home! The trolls even using an image of comedian Aziz Ansari No wonder they didn't want to let us in...to see their work

1:13:42 And Dan Harris with us tonight. Dan, you're also learning that these Russian trolls went to extraordinary lengths to learn about America? That's right David one ex-troll tells us some of his colleagues actually traveled here to the US in order to better understand our culture another tells us the bosses made all of the trolls watch the Netflix show House of Cards Oh my, you know what? You're getting a clip of the day for that one. That was beautiful. John, John Rose of trolls. Yeah I know this is show title totally. So I like X trolls extra. Hey man used to do for a living sir. I was a troll. I'm an ex-troll. What are you doing? Formed troll. I'm an extro and a podcaster. Yeah. This is thinking about this in this building.

1:14:31 Tori is bill. Yeah, you were an extra now your podcaster This building in st Petersburg they have pictures of it and they did guy trying to get in the front door and all the rest But if anybody thinks for a minute that we don't have some more operations in this country Run by public relations. What are you talking about? It's called voice of America and we're not hiding it is the broadcast board of governors We're not hiding it. I'm not talking about that group. I'm talking about public experts I've done my public relations agencies that will do the politically incorrect stuff Like you talked about them doing in Russia, they're not gonna do on Voice of America

1:15:14 I don't, and let's face it. What was Clinton up to in what was the election 2012 election of Putin when she had her trolls over Russia causing trouble running NGOs in and out of the place? She had troll schools throughout Eastern Europe where they were schooling their trolls. Yeah. Camp summer troll camp, troll summer camp, troll camp. You know, you couldn't write this. Even if Netflix gave you a hundred million dollars, you couldn't write this? This is too funny! It'd be a comedy show. In fact House of Cards- It might be an interesting sitcom. Listen house of cards there's no wonder it has to stop not because Kevin Spacey might be a molester or a masher and gay No Not because of that it's because it's not like reality anymore

1:16:07 They need trolls! And the Russians are watching House of Cards as a documentary. They have a new one coming called, House of Trolls I'm gonna write that one down too This is just ridiculous, yeah house of trolls. Yeah troll is the new black and on Zee Sazari he they using his image? Yeah It's too delicious to believe This is hilarious. Oh my goodness, but we're making such a fuss about these clowns And it's just like and now I didn't get this clip on the hearings but one of these guys Angus or one of these jokers under house intelligence committee filled with nut cases yeah

1:16:56 went on and on about this is war, and we've got to do what are we going to do? This is the same as a information war. We gotta have a special division of the armed forces for them." It's just unbelievable how they're taking this. Well but if it's the understanding that our intelligence services do not already have entire information war-based rooms and, you know, rows and rows of trolls then we are really behind the eight ball. So that's got to be just a bunch of crap! It's gotta be a bunch of crap because we're not that stupid. We have in the public...and again I'll throw it back to the public relations agencies. I know for a fact that some of them have troll houses

1:17:46 And I'm sure that the spy agencies have a bunch of trolls in those big giant buildings. There's probably whole departments dedicated to it, and if there is not why not? It wouldn't make no sense. I would throw out everybody that supposedly in the intelligence community if they're not doing this to a maximum scale unlike the troll house in Russia which has small potatoes seriously I'm at a loss. I mean, these people really take themselves seriously when they're talking about this stuff on the TV. Yes! And do they go home and think good job? I talked to them about the trolls?! I don't know how they can even report with a straight face. Oh...I would be on my Facebook. On the ground of my Facebook. Just off my face It's crazy Well

1:18:48 Great segment and it has spawned several businesses and t-shirt line. I'm very happy with Wow We even a PR agency you just could call it house of trolls Yeah, or the you know? I would be stunned. I don't know how you advertise I suppose you can go from CEO to CEO But I discussed this exact topic was the CEO of major advertising company about doing this. Not that I want, not about me doing it but about anybody doing it and are they... And this is years ago, this was probably around

1:19:28 2000. And they, they're all there was she said that they're all aware of this issue as what it could but you could possibly do online if you had just a bunch of bullshit artists just typing away and put getting themselves in for us. For instance how about if I were Samsung and I want to discredit the iPhone 10? I can have I could hire The House Of Trolls agency HRA And they could start putting all kinds of memes out there about, you know... Just lies. You know? About the facial recognition and what's being done with that and you can do all kinds of things. Yeah! I'm sure that is happening It could be

1:20:18 Well, it's the only way to go. And Samsung wouldn't surprise me I would think that Apple does the same thing because there was all these who is blowing up all these you know making a big scene about these galaxies that were blowing up to note seven or whatever. Sure sure That is a troll agency's dream that story But its...I would think what you'd want to do we could do this another business site Okay, I'm writing it down. I am taking notes We could start the troll house or house of trolls. I think we call it that as a subcontractor, all the contracts would be private and under non-disclosure by us and by them so nobody can say who's working for total black box in so we would get an assignment from some advertising company or say someone at work to say they advertisers for General Motors

1:21:12 Yeah. And we would go and we would start to, uh, you it'd be a triple edge approach because you have the PVR people may be planting stories about Ford those van or those little SUVs killing people with their carbon monoxide. Yes. So that would be your target before and the utility in the carbon monoxide problem with the SUV. That would be our troll target That's the trolltarian. What we would do, they would do the straight up stuff just saying hey you know You guys should cover this story It's not a it was pretty interesting and maybe we can give you some information And they're working for General Motors and but they're looking like public servants We meanwhile go on there on the internet some we just go after them in all cow how come they don't cover it more? Yeah Just tons of really nasty tweets and trolls and we would also set up a troll a troll

1:22:04 Farm of tweeter Twitters and you'd set up you get maybe a hundred of them You get 100 people, and then they could create maybe 200 accounts That's that's a low number. They could do much more Let's say they can each dude let's say a thousand accounts each oh And there'd be 100 guys doing 1,000 accounts and the thousand accounts would all follow a thousand accounts. So they'd all have immediately have 10,000 followers? Right yes of course yeah. And because you'd be multiplying it by that many then you do another thousand you just you just be

1:22:41 following each other. It would be a fake bunch of followers, so instead of having... And then you'd buy followers. So everybody that some of the main accounts would do by followers for nothing. Every one of these accounts would have 30 thousand followers at least minimum and then so they don't look like the... You see this when you go on to Twitter's, you see a guy he's slamming about something, you go check him out, he has got two followers! This guy just signed up yesterday who cares what he says? But if you've got 30,000 followers and you look like your powerful and you have a thousand of these accounts. And they start going after somebody in a very concerted way. By the way they're always creating new accounts because you know you're gonna get busted here and there. Yeah I think it can make serious money. And this is a very interesting idea

1:23:26 as a retirement plan for us and the audience. If you look at the infrastructure of the NOAA Gender Show, we have the perfect house of trolls set up here's how it works We start doing a phony baloney story on the show and ultimately it'll all just be clients that were talking about And we'll talk about the carbon monoxide problem and we have our war room are trolls in the troll room That's the chat room and they'll be hearing this and we have great artists. They'll make memes of you know, there's the Ford You know people dying inside the Ford, you know their heads, you know flopping down crashing into stuff I was dying big enhanced Ford logos

1:24:09 Yeah, and and you know we have An audience that is very they're digital natives That's what I'm gonna put in the pitch deck our audience so our troll farm consists of digital natives. So they don't know no better and They'll just you know everyone's just gonna start posting that everywhere And we got dudes named Ben who can fire up some bots We have the infrastructure and we could then give money back to our audience as our retirement plan now You're talking. I'm telling you And we just keep it the Noah Jender show. We got a great cover, we got 10 years worth of cover and we can just slip stuff in. Yeah forge. And we'd have a little signal. Or die! Yeah and we would have a little signal so everybody knows that uh... You know there will be a silent one you know a good one might be the triggering sound this thing. No no I don't think we should do that Too harsh How about why is not working?

1:25:06 Yeah, now that's too harsh. We have to come up with some methodology to make the insiders know what we're up to. Yeah it could be me but I think it's a huge money maker because these accounts these public relations accounts is the retainers are like $30,000 a month before you do anything and there's plenty of them. Oh I know this thing. I know the signal. It's obvious so give it a little test So John have you been seeing all these reports about Ford? All right, this one is on the table. This is much better... Well we could always do our Bitcoin derivative troll coin but that's all secondary I think that this is a very feasible idea you and I are certified marketing experts I don't want to say we're the best but were pretty darn good. We're good and I think we have enough experience in all media Yeah! And we can come up with a payment system for everybody

1:26:06 you know based upon whatever or maybe just do it like you know, remember the club everyone gets a cut I mean there'll be plenty we'll be rolling in dough. There will be plenty of money to go around i don't mind sharing yeah i'm very excited about this not just happy to see you actually excited and with that i'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C where the c stands for colluding trolls Devorah In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs and The water and all that aims a night's out there in the morning to the troll room We need a new domain name You can find them but no agenda stream calm That's where the trolls hang out And they're practicing for our retirement and I also want to say in the morning too Nick rats who had just

1:26:53 Just a fabulous piece of artwork for episode 9 or 7-7. The title of that was 63 Genders, this was George Herbert Walker Bush as Sir Coppifield with the you know pulling the Queen out from the deck of cards That was beautiful piece Nick totally got it he just nailed it just nailed it fantastic Yeah, it was cute. All right that no agenda are generator calm I should say no yes our generator Sorry, no agenda art generator comm just everyone knows where they can upload the art we appreciate what everyone does We have a number of people to thank and notes to read. And it's another big day, so it'll be at least whatever the last show was probably a little longer because this is our last... This was the last hurrah for our offer two-for-one offer which does end at midnight. So there will probably be a few laggards but no more laggard after that cause I'm actually shutting down those links. So let's start with Dr Ben.

1:26:06 you know based upon whatever or maybe just do it like you know, remember the club everyone gets a cut I mean there'll be plenty we'll be rolling in dough. There will be plenty of money to go around i don't mind sharing yeah i'm very excited about this not just happy to see you actually excited and with that i'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C where the c stands for colluding trolls Devorah In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs and The water and all that aims a night's out there in the morning to the troll room We need a new domain name You can find them but no agenda stream calm That's where the trolls hang out And they're practicing for our retirement and I also want to say in the morning too Nick rats who had just

1:26:53 Just a fabulous piece of artwork for episode 9 or 7-7. The title of that was 63 Genders, this was George Herbert Walker Bush as Sir Coppifield with the you know pulling the Queen out from the deck of cards That was beautiful piece Nick totally got it he just nailed it just nailed it fantastic Yeah, it was cute. All right that no agenda are generator calm I should say no yes our generator Sorry, no agenda art generator comm just everyone knows where they can upload the art we appreciate what everyone does We have a number of people to thank and notes to read. And it's another big day, so it'll be at least whatever the last show was probably a little longer because this is our last... This was the last hurrah for our offer two-for-one offer which does end at midnight. So there will probably be a few laggards but no more laggard after that cause I'm actually shutting down those links. So let's start with Dr Ben.

1:27:56 Hewelsbergen, what do you think? Yeah I think it's Hewelsbergen sounds about right. Who came in with $1500 and 43 cents of 21... $1543.21 okay we'll get it eventually all right and this is actually kind of a funny note after listening to six hours of producers or programming from he says After listening to six plus hours of other producers stepping up time after time after time after time and time again for the official 10th anniversary show, I felt the desperate need to step up and pay for my freeloading.

1:28:33 Indeed. I figured i'd absorb close to 1500 hours worth of no agenda in my eight years of listening so at one buck an hour here are some of the cheapest edutainment money can buy value for value and still come out ahead here's your fifteen hundred forty three dollars and twenty-one cents I hope this donation can absolve my eight years of doucheyness he needs a de-douching yep we got that on deck you've been dedouched I'd like to receive double credits and claim an instant barony. Yes, that would do it. That's good! I'd like to be knighted as Sir DMV, healer of pets, Baron of Southwest Michigan. I beseech Sir Sean Connolly to grant me the small territory of southwestern Michigan under his protectorate of the Federal Reserve District 7

1:29:23 The best podcast in the universe has forever changed my reality. You've lifted the scales from my eyes, exposing truths in this world that sometimes can be quite jarring to my decades of dimension B programming." Thank you for providing the number of dimension B folk. Yes, it's course It took him eight years to come up do To realize that maybe thank you for providing some of the best news analysis I've come across in my 48 years on this planet is always fresh often funny and mostly correct dr Ben no get them mostly correcting because most intervention be person will never know Never say we're all the way as well. No no can't be done

1:30:07 And we got an email this is a wait. What was he asked for here? Oh, yeah? I'm sorry either choice jingles and karma for all okay You've got karma Nope Peter writer Email from I do have it. I printed that out prematurely or when it whoops Here it isn't Proof that it's there in my hand. We can also change our peerage system you had head troll upper troll You know service troll and you have all different kinds of levels instead of knights and barons, etc Yeah, well I'm still thinking about that thing Oh My God, I mean if I'm gonna be dreaming about this this is my dream job Or yeah, we're not going to well

1:30:58 Maybe at some point we get shrimp. Yeah Although I'm donor, I feel like a boner having only donated ten bucks here and 15 bucks there in the past but it twofer How can I not make it up today? Also and he came in with fifteen hundred dollars Wow note is gonna get read in full It'd be great time to tell them my interpretation of value for value. Instead of value being money given in recompense for valuable knowledge received from you and Adam, why not switch it around? Use a donation to create value for your contribution." Got a great tip for the show send it in with 15... I'm only reading this because he sent so much money that I would have skipped this normally

1:31:38 Send it in with a $15 donation so John and Adam know it's worth their time to look at it. Awesome clip that might be to hear, 40 bucks along with an MP3 genius story about the M5M is up to $75 dollars to let them know you haven't really thought about it." Okay this won't work under any circumstances. Because sometimes people send stuff with great intentions but its just no good! Yeah, so if they put money attached to it then we'd have to maybe give it more attention than it deserves. That's pay for play man! Yeah that's no good. Pay for play is not the same as value for value. Also you can't attach an MP3 to any sort of donation or money.

1:32:20 Anyway, so as an act of complete self-aggrandizement I've decided this idea is worth $1500 and that's in my included donation. So here you go. Here's the problem. When anyone wants to send in 1500 dollars we will read your note which would have this great idea in it which I just did and that would work yeah I think yeah that would work but no... We're not gonna do it And that is, well we're gonna do it for $1500. Well no read the note but we're not going to do the attaching and B3 now. No I can't do anything. But we appreciate you thinking along with us Peter! Yeah with doubling without going back and doing any special record keeping this should make me an Insta-Baron. Well boom naturally. Boom count too. As an anarchist I agree with Hendrik Spruyt

1:33:07 that the feudal system is an alternative to the sovereign state and is contractual and volunteerist in nature. So, so in that vein I would like to be knighted Anarchy's Knight You got a pencil on it because you're gonna, this gets worse. With the slight stylistic difference... You mean he's not on? Okay so he's not on hold on He wouldn't be cause I've got the note in my hand Yes! I'm quite aware, I'm going to... Difference of Tyrolean Grandparents and hope that the disfracturing of the European experiment My brothers of Tyrol can be free from Austria and Italy for my baronet to see I would like to use the language of the Kaisertem Austerreich

1:33:45 and be Freiherr, writer von Bonneville, educator adjudicator of the land of the ancient lake Bonneville. Okay let's do that again so uh... And it is going to go down as Anarchy's Knight Yes anarchy? Well no we can be Freiherr, writer von Bonneville. Well he just have to give it to me again so I can hear it. Freiherr Freiherr Writer Reiter which is his last name, von Bonville. B-O-N-N-E-V-I-L-L-E Von Bonville adjudicator of the land of the ancient lake of Bondville

1:34:33 Lake of Bonneville Okay, all right. No jingles All right Just a shout out to my smoking hot girlfriend Adrian who has made me happier than anything for the past four years Don't worry baby this donation This donation hasn't sent me back too much on that engagement ring I keep promising and karma for everybody You've got karma Onward down the list. Down the list we go, hopefully Sir Kobe Hung He is $1117 flat out and he says John Adam finally caught up with the 4 plus 7 plus four hour celebration shows and want to take advantage of the bog-off deal To become a Viscount accounting below I am claiming my protectorate of Hong Kong. I think that might be taken

1:35:35 If my Viscountess, okay if my Viscountess allows it to expand my protectorate to cover the province of Guangdong Mainland China. China. Yeah definitely can have that Okay Thank you for your courage show me some therapy goat karma You've got karma Your veto on the goat is just not happening people are way too happy with the go yeah well they gotta get over it There's a radio station called the goat apparently. Is there? Yeah, that's what the jingle just played the GOAT Sir Hank Earl of New York City I'm having trouble my cursor here it goes. I got it No, I think I got it is sorry here in Manhattan remind him no Opening not opening

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1:37:27 And onward, Ryan Zanger. Parts unknown it looks like. A overlords finished my knighthood right before the 10th anniversary show but didn't get knighted due to a glitch in the process not sure if this specific incident qualifies me for black knight actually it does Either way, John seemed annoyed on Sunday's show by the number of people donating via PayPal and not adding their notes at that time. Felt like John was speaking directly to me! You're talking to me through the podcast thing? So I figured I'd take advantage of the double credit one more time and buy my way back into his good graces. Thank you. Good it worked This $1,000 double to 2,000 along with my soon-to-be knighthood status should make me a baron yes it does

1:38:16 So he needs to be knighted. Yep, well he's on the list okay then please dub me Baron Ryan and He wants to be the barony of Black Hills and Forgot Tonya Okay All right, oh yes will be done will be done adios mofos to you. It was to say Andrew Bentley turn this monitor sign so she read it no I'm not centered I've been a listener from nearly, which everyone says to me. Yes. Understatement. You had a line you could have used and said just your giggle Andrew Bentley $1,000 from Tacoma Washington. I've been a listener from early in nearly the beginning thanks to my son Zach. I am making this donation with our company credit card and we'll file the expense under marketing as we are DF electric and electrical contractor in Washington state

1:39:16 I figured that I would love to do electrical work for another No Agenda producer. I'm not sure if this is the correct place to send a message because honestly, it's not clear on the website and I've obviously not been paying attention if it's explained on the show." Well you did the right thing, you got the message in there. It worked! Anyway thank you both for...you and John for my twice weekly shot in the arm of honesty and clear-headedness And there's an offer there if you yes, I see once he says you get some little electrical working we can always We aren't agreeing right now, but really yeah. Yeah, we probably happens well. It's great Thank you very much for your courage and for your support. Yeah, give him a karma He's You've got karma Black Knight sir g978

1:40:08 Greetings. With this donation, it will reach the status of Baron. Counting in the email $978. Okay? I request a Mississippi Valley up to Memphis service gear karma for all those who support no agenda some service goat. Oh you need some service goat. Of course. You've got karma. Jordan Goodfellow 800 dollars and 85 cents this donation represents represents one of two things that has never let me down. Boobs! The second being the best podcast in the universe, he doesn't say that but we got it yeah we get the gag I am animated on waiting till a week following the 10th anniversary but the deal was too good to pass up time to blaze past knighthood and straight to baronet i would like to be known as sir goodfellow of the Rockies

1:41:05 Business has been great this year and some more jobs karma can never hurt to seeing it in Seeing how I can't. I can't the of a good combo right now Can't think of probably think of maybe it's not iPhone mistake yeah Yeah, it's probably yeah you bitched about this give out a nice dealers choice and a douchebag check for all the listeners And that still have never donated without no agenda way too much time arguing and worrying about unnecessary things would happen No agenda saves me a ton of time. I want to do spag check a douche bag check a douche bag check Excuse me

1:41:45 What was it that you said I pointed out? It was, uh... The spell checker on your iPhone. Yeah because that's a club- You were bitching about it on Twitter! On Twitter yeah and people agree with me And I can see when Tina is typing too there are mistakes and she rarely has any kind of mistake in what she tweets Because its changing really strange stuff Its like they reset the algo and has to relearn me or maybe it forgot I don't know, its apparent and I think other people are seeing this as well Now I can tell you what it is Whatever cheap microservices architecture they were using to begin with, they changed vendors. It feels like that! That's what happens with Google and their damn maps all the time Oh?

1:42:26 Oh, Google on the Android phone? Yeah. If you don't pick it up for a month or two your payroll... The interface has changed! Where do I put to go to place where am i going where's the directions and you were doing what is slide down until they turn on the voice It's outrageous yeah yeah they did a couple who did that recently Uber changed their whole interface very confusing Why do people do this? Because they're idiots. PayPal did the same thing, PayPal changed all the stuff they had and everyone's used to using what they got. In fact, if you get to the button change of manage buttons that we use to create these different donation levels They changed how to get to it now You have to go to do the easiest way now It used to be around in front page you go boom change your buttons you don't deal with it Now I know its buried so what I have to do is Go to site map

1:43:18 Site map, which is just a plain HTML file. Right? It's actually have they actually have no it's a it's a normal page but if you click on site map and then you can find the thing to click on which has managed buttons and when they were making these changes and you go back to the legacy interface or the new interface I kept bitching about this i cant find the buttons and you know you had to click I clicked 10 times to find the buttons. And now, like, I finally found a sitemap shortcut but they didn't listen to anything I had to say. Well, I mean talking about you know the feedback... Feedback! Give us feedback! Right? Feedback is bullcrap nobody listens to feedback and it's- I know you don't have one but people who have Sonos will know exactly what we're talking about because that is the most egregious change which happened maybe two weeks ago

1:44:08 And I'm st-I still can't remember where everything is, where it used to be. So they've c-you know the like they put kind of like some kind of abstraction shell on top of their old menu and if you hit three things then oh there it is! There's the old menu that I recognize It's shit Why do they do this? They're idiots because they don't know what they're doing This is no it's you know our interfaces old-fashioned. I think we should upgrade it should be more modern Yeah, man we got to use JavaScript okay? Let me get the douchebag check out of the way Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs There's a thing about

1:45:01 You don't take, you never take features away from people. It's the worst thing you can do They're doing it for the purposes of looking good Yeah they're doing it for job security I dunno They're not doing it right. That's for sure and here, and this is the worst because I'm While we're just on pet peeves So i'm very slow to upgrade to iOS 11 because i'm not a moron And i've been on this rodeo A couple of times so i'm very slow To do anything but then all of a sudden um This app No longer works you have to upgrade and so you update the app It won't work unless you have iOS11! So he just cut me off

1:45:42 This is, I had lunch with our Black Knight of the Armory. He was in town with his wife. His lovely wife. Scott? Yeah, Scott Morgan. Oh cool! And so he was bitching about this and he said that you know... He didn't want to upgrade and his wife has not upgraded and he's kept her from upgrading but they do these as a trap you They find something else that you absolutely have to upgrade but they won't upgrade you unless you upgrade the iOS Yep He says it's a piece of crap. He says the iOS 11 is terrible! Well, I wouldn't know yet but... And that's kind of the egregious part is like hey there's a new feature in iOS11 we're updating our app to take advantage of it and then who gives a crap if you're not updated? We'll just force you to update otherwise you can't use our app It was very very poor business decision

1:46:34 Well, one of these days they're going to upgrade into a black hole. That's what's going to happen. They're going to upgrade right everybody right into a brick. It'll be the great brickening. Yeah and everybody will get bricked and though everybody millions and millions of people get bricked and it's going to be a nightmare and it has to happen yeah It has to happen. It must happen and it will no attest him by I'm gonna say it has to have because the good thing I just say Just logically, it has to happen We've seen this with these other guys who do these automatic upgrades they upgrade and they make some mistake Because they can't really test it well And boom everybody's bricked and now what do you do? Don't worry because the machine learning in the iPhone 10 will figure it out and just fix it Well fix it if it won't boot that's right

1:47:30 Gary Blatt's next on the list was $750 from Wayne, Pennsylvania. ITM thanks for the best analysis of the M5m It's been a while since my last donation so I need to de-douching You've been de-douched I'd also like some Trump job karma from my wife who just started a new position. Finally, for my new title, I want to be called Sir Gary Blatt Baron of Penciltucky. Penciltucky? Yeah, Penciltucky that's Pennsylvania and Kentucky area it's like Jefferson i think is part of two states thanks for everything here's another 10 years at the best analysis we are going to stand up oh thats not the one I wanted sorry

1:48:14 A small mistake. I thought this was it. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs, let's vote for jobs! That's the one. Yeah that's the one Sir Francis of SRQ, $750. ITM Gents congratulates on 10 years should not be obvious to anyone that has value for value system really works so I'm so glad they rid myself of watching any M5M broadcast except for the occasional viewings of Brett Baer show on Fox. So as to see the CIA messaging coming directly through the pixie chick. This was an Eric Herridge Catherine Heritage

1:48:55 Catherine Harry who was looking harsh is she oh, no. She needs a new haircut. She needs new makeup artist Yeah, and different lighting yeah the lighting has a lot to do with it I too am going to cash in on you two for one offer before runs out and this installment will take me up to Viscount good I would like to expand my territory to include all of Sarasota Charlotte Hardy and DeSoto counties in Florida Please extend service goat karma to all and need to once again call out Tim Gross of St. Petersburg, Florida as a douchebag. This time is a triple D bag. Hey well you got the three. Yours truly Sir Francis Vessar QVICount of all things good in Southwest Florida. Okay onward to

1:49:53 Sir, oh sir Road Wolf. I do have...I actually printed out a note from him in these North Tanawan another $750 donation but he accidentally said if i have it here it's easier to read off the sheet as a long note yeah you know i got a lot of paperwork here Sean Susan Josh and that's how i read it from this so much for my Am I trying to do this? There we go. Get this thing to open, there you go. Sir Roadwolf So here's what I'm doing that is causing these issues These notes are so long that they make a big box and can't be fully expanded in the spreadsheet so i have to double click the box and boom out it pops

1:50:45 But for some reason, double-clicking the box doesn't always work. It depends on where within the box you're clicking it seems and it's like a bug. It's not a big bug to most people is a bug to me and you because it bugs you. Sir Roadwolf thanks 5750 for this show with my previous 250 which will bring me up past baronette and make me a full Baron He wants to be the baron of Western New York State. Like to request at the end of this show a song that was often played during the election, it included Hillary spouting bigoted remarks Obama going on about the lines of race and religion and Trump talking about his wall

1:51:36 You'll never find I've been looking while you've been fumbling around message for the yeah, you got the rest of this show to find it The key message was Trump saying that the wall is now 10 feet higher Did you just say did you just say? I have the rest of the show like I'm not doing anything like I'm just here and I'll take the rest of the Show to find it. Don't worry about it. That's what I was thinking Haven't heard in a while. I would buy CDs of the show's music if they were available Yeah, we can't do that tonight mayor licensing nightmare yeah Probably don't know I really don't know what song it is I am at all that you would have to do is find that clip in an old show and send it yeah? I'm sorry as we can do it, but thank you very much sir Road wolf yes, and congratulations We'll be making you a full baron later on

1:52:26 Michael page five hundred and six dollars and five cents find my email from Minna Manor I think I may have actually done that already. Let me click over to the other sheet, which is the mail? I got the thud no it's not him Mid a man or nope sorry I had to look it up right now M in a m a n o you are oh yeah ma n o r yeah Oh, M-I-N-A? Yeah. A-M-A-N-O-R. Oh! I should be able to find it there... Uh, Minimanor donation for show 978. I printed this out somewhere Johnny yeah i did print it out but apparently can't find my printout here's my donation five cents for the leave a penny take a penny tray six dollars with paypal charges and so he gave us five hundred six dollars and five cents leaving 5 cents in the in the tray for other people

1:53:31 $500 with a hundred two for instant night. If not, here's 500 from right now is this as good you can be the instant night he would give if you can write this down. He'd like to be knighted as surround sound. Surround sound okay? So that's not taken he's got an alternative but far as I know there's nobody named surround sound in the group So he wants a douchebag call out for himself, says he never donated. A de-douching for finally donating? Non goat karma plus squirrel and hot pockets And one last thing I'll give you that back in order after you put this other... You gotta get your pencil out again He wants a birthday shoutout to my too cool for school sister in law Anna

1:54:26 whose birthday is today. Uh, okay this is not at all confusing and let me just see where the damn birthdays oh my god okay something something about the whole birthday list is missing Is it? What the hell happened here hold on let's see what did I do wrong It must have been- Oh no I got him yeah no I just that's the way I put yes I know you got him uh Well I don't know he might have been in the email I just checked Yeah Okay so this is Daniel Blake to who

1:55:03 Anna it's a sister-in-law and something there was some descriptor read the not reading. Yes She's too cool for school too cool for School Sister in law, Anna okay? We know when is that all the info we today okay, okay, and then we need I'll give them to you again Yeah, a douchebag a d douching and then a karma without the goat yeah And in a squirrel and hot pockets, okay You've got karma Hot pockets That was not the right one I Don't even know where the original is about it's funny. Not very funny It's funny to me okay? No there you go. I think it's definitely as good as it gets today yes, Daniel Blake in Woodford Virginia a 505 dollars and five cents

1:56:05 And he sent a note in, I believe i have this one. Dan Blake, guys I don't think you fully realize how great of service you provide to the United States of America and worldwide You've been instrumental in returning my amygdala to proper proportions, thus allowing me to assist others with their amygdala rehabilitation. Very good! Please allow me take advantage of the BOGOF with a donation of $505.00." I got kick out everybody going all-in on this BOGOF phrase which i never heard in my life or BOGO. To become a Sir Dan? Okay yeah...I don't know if he's on the list probably not

1:56:47 Sir Dan, protector of underwater criminal investigators. Okay Daniel Blake... sir... investigator? Protector! Oh, protector- Of underwater criminal investigators in Skonstadt the cat branch. Of underwater... do it again please. Well this is interesting. Protector of underwater- Yeah, Sir Dan, protector of underwater criminal investigators. Okay Just leave it at that What was interesting Well as interesting says ensconced at the cat ranch 65 miles south of the five-sided playpen in Fijian Rena region 3 this bog off opportunity will allow me to unburden myself of the increasing heaviness of douchebaggery that is keeping me down Divers hate being kept down. Yes He does has I understand that yeah, they didn't give you earlier. I should have

1:57:50 Hillary don't eat me get out of my vagina pew pew pew to the head goat. Don't eat me Hillary yeah, I know did you ever think at your age? You'd be saying that I didn't think i'd be doing being a podcaster at my age next to the internet. Yeah, can't make anybody as a writer Thanks internet Yeah thanks internet And he wants to karma with that as well do they had in the give him a goat karma because he wants to go You've got karma He also has some funny

1:58:41 Pilot stuff is just for you. I'll send you this note so you can read it. Yeah, maybe be maybe being amused Patricia Crosley Peterson and She doesn't have a note here And I think I got a note from her she's from Manchester in get Monet as GMT very nice yeah Geez not working out This idea of mine is just doesn't have any way, any... Ah! You're not really smooth. Well you know it's tedious and people just don't want to use the right box for their notes they want to send email in and once you separate one from another this like somebody wants to say MP3s how is that going to ever work? So I'm not gonna be grouchy

1:59:37 Pearson, let me see if I can find her here. I already looked at got nothing Okay, just some ladies look up to see if there's a Susan well while you do that? I will What you should do is read the next note as I'm stalling this note. I was just gonna do okay I'll read the next note Brian Olsen $500 Overland Park Kansas Congratulations to you on 10 years I heard about your show just before the election last year and have been hooked ever since Even going back to listen episodes 700 and up. I wonder why 700? While faithfully hitting many others in the mouth, I've failed to send money... ...to date! So when i heard about the 2 for 1 extension, I had no excuse to continue with my douchebaggery Please give me a thorough dedouc- You've been de-douched My 11 year old son Sam thinks that service goat bit is one of the funniest things he's ever heard so I'd like my knight name to be Sir Vygote Lefaux

2:00:35 Sir Vygote LeFou, please play the Screaming Goat followed by Best Podcast in the Universe. Okay we uh and I guess he wants just a goat or some karma maybe? You've got karma. Here's to 10 more years! So i can't find anything from anyone named Patricia okay so That is out. Susan Clay Camp, yeah go on. Susan Clay Camp who I just skipped over $500 from D'kula Georgia? D'Kula? Dakula? D'kula? D'kula. Hope your twofer offer is still valid yes it is Susan congratulations um I don't know if she becomes a dame or anything do no note from Susan

2:01:26 Well, that's the note. I hope you two for one still valid Yes You can send us a note later with Damer when she wants once you want to put it in abeyance yes Damon abeyance Brian Olson and over we're at Brandon Gamache What happened to Brian? Oh? I just read it like you told me too. I told you to read the next one I'm going in order don't get irked. I did the next one The next one was Susan Clay Camp. I know, I skipped over it and went back! Yeah okay well i'm trying to do other stuff here like you do and so I missed that part of it... I don't need to be screamed at Brandon Gamatch ITM lads I'm excited to donate for the first time in a double value donation extravaganza still applies as John claimed it would for one extra week this donation makes me a knight therefore I humbly request the deducing acclaimed titles are 10 death night of the power slave

2:02:25 I would like to call out Ken Short and Sander Barton as bags of douche. Douche bag! Douche bag! Bags of douche, don't know if that's really the way to do it. Thank you guys for your razor sharp analysis and honest and unbiased construction of the world in which we live and deliver an indescribably important product and I encourage you to keep up the great work. Hey John? Yes? What? We're screaming. I've already forgot about it, so we do. Lance Fisher 500 Mint Hill North Carolina besides that you've been traveling North Carolina 500 this donation brings along with my previous donation of a hundred well if This will officially make me a knight yay actually

2:03:19 With or without the donation. Yeah, you got it! You're knight plus He wants to give a call out to Sir Grant Siner whom I hit in the mouth years ago and now finally follow into knighthood We don't want... It's a call-out not a douchebag just a call-out A call out like its friendly Is there another word we are supposed to use instead of call out? Douche bag but he is not so its good Yeah, I know but didn't we have a term that we wanted for people not douchebag and then call out for douche bag No you can say you can say call-out shout out shout out and call out. There's your different shout out. Yeah You should have sent send him to send them back his donation did deduce me You've been D douched okay now he has this request

2:04:07 Play a Leo Laporte clip of your choice to honor the show Slow Death. Okay, I'm not gonna say these things because it's just rude but we do have A clip that i think is probably appropriate which is I'm a follower Yeah, yeah, that's what I was uh? That was I wasn't looking for yes and what else do we need with that Nothing nothing. I'm a rule follower right What do you do are you a rule follower no Frank White in McPherson, Kansas. Please knight me sir suspicious of the meatloaf thanks for the bi-weekly brain exercise New Jersey but a little goat free karma would be appropriate You got it! Goat Free! You've got Karma! This Karma is GOAT FREE Jonathan Reisman Maplewood Missouri 500 Thanks so much for all the work and the twofer offer I'm very grateful to become a Knight on my 33rd year

2:05:06 Code. I would like to be dubbed Sir Jonathan of the double-bladed paddle. I would also use a Jobs Karma if you're feeling generous 73s from ke0iht 73s kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie with some Juliet Oscar Bravo Sierra jobs jobs jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! Karma Clevmoan I think 500. Forgive me fathers for my douchebag, I've been listening for about eight years and i've been participating in the chat room for about four you guys are great and have made my life better thank you! I'm taking advantage of the twofer like so many others to become a knight of the round table please accept my measly five hundred please de-doosh me also i'd like to give a birthday shout out to my one year old human resource Mason

2:05:58 NJNK, keep on truckin'. Nightmare Sir, we got him on the list. Benny33. Yeah and he has for sir S-E-R which is apparently the Game of Thrones spelling and he follows up by saying mutton and meat is acceptable that's good because I've got a table full of it today not sure we should accept this other spelling Hmm game of thrones we're not Game of Thrones people. It's not about a game of thrones over you need to make a decision There is a meeting that something for the peerage committee that I'm not on that committee thank God, I don't like the peerage committee It's a drinking club

2:06:38 No. I think you might be right. Sean Hamilton comes in, he sends a note and he's also at 500 bucks in his note which is on the email which is right here it's very simple just want to know...you have to write this down obviously because Eric didn't get this cause' he didn't put it in the box. You wanna be known as Sir Hammy Hambone of The Big Red One. Okay, Sean Hamilton Sir... Hammy what? Hammy Hambone. Hambone of the big red one, okay Thank you for all the hard work and donation- dedication you guys put into this show thank you. Thank you thanks for your return in value Chris Novak in Reno 500 I don't know what I'd do without Noah Jenner in my life keep up with great work I'd love to some screaming goat karma from myself and all the fellow producers sign Kristen Vanella

2:07:39 You've got karma. Okay, you're gonna have to read this one Thanks for doing this is from Dave McPherson $500 parts unknown. Thanks for doing the tedious work of showing the many ways the media uses to control our minds I often spot these but they go by fast so I don't fully catch them They just give me a sense of frustration potentially inflating the amygdala I've been driven nuts by the media before but John's sharpness on catching and explaining them is a kind of genius Somehow being aware of the agenda, seeing the ruse and knowing others are seeing it and even laughing at it avoids the amygdala swelling impact. You're creating an army of healthy skeptical media watchers that will bear fruit for generations! Fact And somehow in entertaining and humorous format carefully cultivated by Adam's incredible combination of skills

2:08:37 Not mentioned what my skills are. So I can get others to listen too, you've been a great encouragement in tough times Please enlighten me sir Dave the Reformed only request is the Bob Dylan version of the title changes song at The Nightings Well it's the title changes not The Nightings It's folksy like the whole NA family is gathering around the campfire so I will do that Thank you very much for your support Chirag Patel in Lauder Hill, Florida. Another 500 we have a lot of 500s today's the fact this is probably the most Last week and this week's instant night support. What titles does make me your immediate deconstruction is the best medicine compared to the most modern health care? I need you don't know what it makes you but probably baron or Baronette, but you're in abeyance until you tell us Yeah, Tommy Horton in Havana Florida. I can find no note he's in for 500 Anthony true

2:09:34 Trust, trust, trust, trustgenich? Trus- uh... Trush-nitch. Trust-nitch. Maybe trust-nitch here let's just use that yeah that's good enough with this donation as long as I made it for the double donations i'll put me a baron I would like and he's from brand Brandon in Florida by the way if you look on this sheet what do you see or what states oh Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida I wonder why random number As long as I made it for double donations, that would put me at barren. I would like my protector to be the Philippines So so can I get a Trump jobs karma as my wages are lower than I would like Yes you can we are going just stand up. I gotta get rid of this one This one is thorn in my side every single time. I wanted the jobs jobs jobs

2:10:33 Like a random Trump jobs. Yep, anonymous in Crestview Florida 500. Please keep me anonymous, I humbly request a de-deuching and some relationship karma if this makes it in time for the double dollar promotion then i request the title of Sir Midnight of The Rivers thank you for your courage yes you've been deduced you've got karma okay now this is signed Billy and it comes from Herbert Passauer 500 again, doesn't have a location. So I'm assuming it's Florida. Keep it short congrats on the 10 years. I'm not sure when I started listening but it's been a long time please de-douche me and keep going with the excellent deconstructing could I get a little karma and a goat scream like to be known as we got his name on the list. Sir plausible rays. You've been deduced you've got karma

2:11:35 Okay, I gotta look this guy up. And this is Charles Massey also 500 and I just opened up my squirrel mail and see if there's a Charles Massey in here? Not seeing anything. Neither am I says email from charlesmassey.io Midgeville, Georgia. Okay well send an error message to us and we'll make good on the next show don't know what it's I have No, I have it but he didn't come he came from his gmail address so this is not helpful greetings John and Adam Thank you for 10 years of TB PC ITU I'll keep it short today Please knight me as sir Charles night of the old state capital in surrounding lands including Central State Hospital John my hometown of mill

2:12:23 Milledgeville, Georgia 45 north of Macon was the antebellum state capital of Georgia until the Civil War and home at one point to the largest lunatic asylum in the world now closed and mostly abandoned. This is new headquarters, the largest Lunatic asylum. Which I think would be a perfect location for the House of Trolls. I went to the military school GMC that still houses the original state legislative chambers if you were at them or ever on this side of Mississippi, i'd love to give you two regards. And it says PS the email address I gave in the PayPal note wasn't working this morning This shows you the problem! Yes please put these notes where they belong in the box

2:13:12 Just to stop this for a second, you know there's a lot of cheap and abandoned and really cool buildings in the south. And they need employment if we could do the house of trolls in one of these- Oh! We could get subsidy? Subsidy and a tax break Like a huge tax break and subsidy from one of these states. I'm thinking Alabama, which is beautiful place Mississippi for sure Louisiana probably not as amenable but It's doable, and in fact they're doing the same thing as even the northern states. I think they have subsidies going on in North Dakota, South Dakota and you go to these little old towns and there's...you go through these towns if you drive through them, if you're traveling there and you driving around, you see some of this pathetic- John, we could do like Dolly Parton. We could buy a whole town and call it Troll Town! Yes, and we can employ the whole town as trolls. Girls Can Dream

2:14:15 Hey, I just looked up Joshua Brian who's next on the list for Mission Hills California $500. Uh...I don't have an email with the note Oh you don't? No I do uh Joshua Brian uh Joshua from Mission Hills and we're just hoping this donation gets in time for The Awesome Deal I wanted to thank you for 10 years of the best podcast universe been listing. I've been listing it says, but listening, I think since around show 100 number boner for not donating before I was a college student and still working on trying to pay off all those years of loans. I have wanted it be a night since you started the program and after hearing the long donation segment from episode nine 76

2:14:58 I decided now to be a good time. I do hope to pay the other half one day and give you guys, keep going for another 10 years. I would like to be known as Sir Joshua of the Sequoias. Have worked at a camp in the sequoias for 14 years and your podcast has been a great listen over the years Keeping me informed of everything going on in the world when I had very little news So I'm sure this isn't on the spreadsheet Josh. No course again is sir What was it Joshua of the Sequoyah's? Of the Sequoyah's okay got it, okay good onward um Chung-chung Lu Chuang Su Wong Lu

2:15:40 I don't know how to pronounce it, but let's see if he got an email. I couldn't find anything C U o N G Kuang Lu maybe? Let me try Lu. Says from USA but sounds China to me! Uh yeah a little bit. Maybe Trollberg is a better name. Nothing nothing okay okay well thank you very much for 500. Thank you for the thoughts. Yeah let us know Steven Jaffe in Palos Verdes down in California here. Congratulations and kudos on your decimus anniversary, yes? Please attribute this donation to my son Spencer Jaffe." Let's see if he got that straight onto the list. Rhymes with taffy. Let him be known as Serge Edgewise, knight of the border wall! Excellent

2:16:27 Jobs, karma. You got it. Jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Water from Waterford Michigan should be part of the Michigan to local one Sean Snyder joined it today thanks for the opportunity to stop being a douchebag is tonight I would like to be known as Sir Snide, Niderent of the OT networks The latest front from the cyber war is otherwise known as an industrial dude named Ben. Excellent. Mutton and meat please, some karma for the whole family. You got it! Big mutton and meat karma. We've got... Karma. Okay we got anonymous with a donation. Anonymous donation note okay

2:17:17 Yes, the donation notes on PayPal you mentioned is not a major problem. Some people use old links that really should not be used and are never in the newsletter they're not in the donation page and sometimes that might do it but we don't have... This one this one is very interesting Anonymous says I sent an email with subject donation then he has a donation number If you get this but no email, please just keep anonymous with no message. Okay? I didn't see an email do you have any mail with that donation? No, I don't know it now okay probably got shuffled to uh It's all right thank ever evil spam box yes Eric Zwicker by the way some people will be writing in notes and stuff for today show We're not gonna read anything under 200 i'm sorry Just would just be here all day but

2:18:10 which is our no more policy anyway. And maybe I'll go to 150, but the point is that if you have... We'll go through all these notes and all the really cool ones so you have something really interesting to say we will get back to you. Eric Zuecker in Wagnum. Okay wait a minute this Dutch let me do this right Eric Zuiker in Wognum. Zuiker, which is sugar. Eric Zuiker in Wognum. Wognum! Wognum. Wognum! Perfect. 499.99 I've been following Adam for many years now and he hasn't noticed... Oh, I'm sorry. I've been following Adam for many years now and enjoyed listening to his radio show The Wake Up Call very much

2:18:58 When this was forced to shut down, I tagged along to the best podcast in the multiverse. For me, the show is besides my twice weekly dose of entertaining Also training in critical thinking, not at all what it seems to be. And with the knowledge you provide me... ...I try to hit the people in the mouth around me." Why don't you read this as a Dutchman? My intention was to wait until episode 999 and become a member of the 999 Club! Then this wonderful opportunity passed by and I could not resist to donate! I hope Adam can spare me a penny times two. Okay, wait a minute. Here's a penny one, here is a penny two.

2:19:36 So I can join the notorious roundtable of The No Agenda Show. I also want to be known as Sir Eric and if this title is no longer available could you add the prefix Lord Van Hope? This is Dush for Lord Despair. Ha! Lord One Hope, get it? I humbly request a de-Dushing and a jobs karma since i'm in the middle of a job application. Clips from me 3333 is the magic number New World Order, uh... Dvorak you will obey and Charlie Chaplin's 999 if you know what I mean so here we go then okay You've been de-Dushed Magic Number

2:20:26 You will obey. You will obey. You will obey. I don't know what the hell that is, what just happened? What is this? You've got karma. I'm playing that at the end of the show, right? I don't even know it was there. I never, I can't remember this. I never heard it either. I should mention my column this week in PC magazine discusses just a little bit you said that your sense of calm. I said they don't have a gun but I ended up doing it anyway so you were right about the little circle missing yes I heard you even talking about it on DH unplugged

2:21:20 And so, but yeah. But the yes and the column discusses the circle missing is that this circle I believe was a symbol that Steve Jobs used to capture a demon. Okay? You wrote about this. Yeah, I wrote about it. Believe me, I kind of vet myself in this because it sounds nuts but since I was raised a Catholic we were trained to believe in such things...demons! So I did the demon thing and there you go, Theramin I made the assertion, which I think was...because I had to insult the audience somehow that the demons in the Apple products are why there's such fanatical Apple users. I looked into a little bit of that myself and it's really interestingly is not just a circle but also the X and the combination of the circle in the X, that's when they're really powerful magic where the K comes out

2:22:23 So, they're making the mistake of unbundling the circle with the X and just having the X. And I think that's where the mistake is because they're just unknowledgeable. It's too late now! They've released the demons! The demons have been released it's known as the iPhone X 10 something... so i made the assertion that the iphone x will be the vista of apple. Well, you think this will irk a few of my followers? Did you hedge it did you couch it by saying there is some evidence that it may become the Vista or what did you end up like The New York Times with we'll have to see. I never said never in the column that way ever okay I ended my column and it was because the demons have been released take cover well It's ironic its happened that you say this just as Microsoft in my book is getting pretty good

2:23:21 Yeah, I think they got some of the evil spirits working for them. I don't know...I'm very suspicious of all this. It's Apple's Vista moment! Very good! Yeah, I like it. Nobody will like it. I get blasted. I already go to tweets, ah been wrong for a hundred years. Wrong again Dvorak! Wrong again Dvorak! Ha ha! What are you gonna do? Eagle I know. $466.67. ITM Jensen in the mouth on the road trip buddy exploring America D-bag call out to Marconius Fish. Marconius fish do something for us

2:24:03 Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched! And he just wants travel karma for his buddy named Fish, Donald loves Nazis 999 and Trump's job karma for me I'll take the knight name Sir Eagle Eye Knull of the RFSS Well it's kind of an odd sequence he wants here He wants the travel, he wants a karma then he wants Donald love Nazis, Trump's job karma So, okay. If that's what he wants here's the travel karma. You've got karma Donald loves Nazis. Donald loves Nazis CNN say that he's KKK and he shouts and sing Hail with it Wow Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs you've got Karma

2:25:07 Michael Opreste for 1082. Found Noah Jenner through young Dvorak's time on Twit, but started weaning myself from the twit when it became this week in phones and stopped altogether when JCD was unceremonious removed. Hence my first donation during that time please accept this donation of $410.82 to top off my knighthood for The Best Podcast In The Universe and take advantage of the wonderful double tap bonus I would like to be knighted as Sir Miguel Miguel Sir Miguel of the order of 50 pound heads. Of the order of 50 pound heads and dudes named Ben. The 2017 has its shares ups and downs, but I'm glad that no agenda is there to keep me sane when they M5M and face bag are out of control! Please hook me up with a following Oh my God that is amazing little girl yay and human resource and service goat karma

2:26:06 Shut up already! Science is on it! You've got karma. Sometimes you get lucky Was that a mashup? That was on there or... Yeah, yeah, yeah that was pre-mashed I don't know where that came from but there it is It's magic with the K I think somebody..I think you've got a demon in your machine David Bevers 40988 Please pass along my thanks to owner of the noagenda bingo dot com I printed a game sheet before going on duty to help pass the time and it, you know what this is right? You know about this?" Yeah. The bingo yeah, I've heard of it

2:26:52 It helps keep me sharp. I know it's there, but I just don't know what the sheet is for. It's a drinking game! Yeah it's one of those things where you get bingo if you... because we keep saying the same things over and over like goat. It would help to keep me sane all night this show goes on and on and on but in a good way please for the love of all that is conspiratorial through update your lists I can't think of the last time I heard a Stargate reference or a Codex Alimentarius, whatever that is. On the other hand we could always use more alcohol... Oh you know what? We should use more alcohol recommendations. It's on a different line. I'm sorry. I think we should use more alcohol than recommendations. Yeah bad prompter read

2:27:35 Yes, exactly. Also send me a podcast license and someday I'll come out with the Night Watch Podcast somehow I've managed to stay sane and keep my large family in one piece and I figure I could give folks a tip but just the tip God please play don't look over here you will obey at the end of the day and night me we had the other days too long and night me sir Dave certain Dave Knight's night of The Night Watch Don't look over here! Nothing to see here. You will obey, you will obey. But at the end of the day... Backing them? They're backing- Come on! At the end of the day

2:28:18 Richard Dominelli, let's see if I skipped anybody because they jumped the whole page on the sheet. You're good? Richard Dominelli in Clifton Park New York 400 thanks for the 10 years if the BOGO is still running should get me over to knighthood I would like to be sir geek heretic no jingles but you'd like to say why John is no longer on twit this is cuz Leo said kick me off it It's just that simple because it was... Wait, no. Come on John let's be honest why don't you just say the truth? That you were sexually harassed by Leo He's got enough trouble Sir John Holgerty 370 To hope this third time is a charm as my previous notes were failures Total donations he's gotta hear if I'm correct I am now a baronet Prefer Goji Hong of Mong Kok Correct me if I'm wrong

2:29:14 Okay, you're wrong. Hoji hung of Mongkok? I don't get it. There's a pun in there or something. I'm not... Hoji- Dirty! Hoji hung of Mongkok. I mean, I see hung and cock and I guess there's something I'm missing Holy crap What?! Dropbox just charged me $238 For what!? I dunno, I just- The PayPal just came in What the hell? I didn't even use Dropbox Oh, that sounds... That's probably a scam. Check your you know put your password in here and we'll see what's wrong. No it's probably bullcrap! No it was it was a notification from the PayPal app You sure? Yes Sure is not a scam no I'm sure it's not a scam Well just refuse to pay it that's what PayPals do They deducted already! No they..you can kick it back yeah just protest it they're pretty good about it

2:30:14 Well, it's the money has already left my account. Well you can get it put back What is about just I think what is it? I don't use Dropbox. I don't know I had one drop by I mean I've used free Dropbox I never signed up for Dropbox pay Okay, keep going you sign up for Dropbox your drop customer. I don't know not for $238 I have no idea all right well Don't worry about it and continue on well. I'm now worried sick time You should be Sir Jordy Ramirez and because this is a hurt. This hurts the show. Yeah, what are you doing going through your bills while we're doing these reads popped up as a notification on my phone?

2:30:57 Just popped up from the paper. You just got scanned for 200 bucks by Yeah, but I think it's a Cody Ramirez. They shouldn't do that to you sir Jody Ramirez He's gonna get his name mentioned more than anyone in Cancun three hundred sixty one dollars and twenty cents in Mexico Hi John and Adam sir Jordy here with this donation the second two X promotion I get to 4x night not sure what that makes me It makes you a baron and on your way there would Earl I think Please send karma to all my family and play boom shaka laka brother with a shut up already in his science keep up the great work Boom Shaka Laka Yeah, what was the other one science? I got shut up already at science You've got karma

2:31:53 Here, your plan now has all the features included with Dropbox Professional. I'm reading this notification on Dropbox. I click on it and I get error... We can't find the page you're looking for This is fantastic! It's a scam Well then PayPal could have been scammed But Dropbox is saying that they- Okay just don't worry about it we'll figure out I have no idea what's going on It's very frightening to me If it was $2,000 I'd be a little more frightened. 238 makes a difference! Well I know 200 is nothing to sneeze at but the point especially being scammed... But just want you to understand I got a notification from PayPal and Dropbox... No I understand And then you went to your Dropbox account which apparently have Yeah? And sought to see what was going on and it turns out they send you to a dead page which is not a good sign

2:32:53 Maybe they're just, maybe they're cleaning house with all these late minute last minute charges to everybody and then they got a closed shop. Hey that's our trick! Yeah we're done no more shows. Actually there was a number of people who were worried about that. So Dan Builder believe me it is not happening. Here is it here I'm sorry interrupt and then I'll quit Dropbox Pro 2 terabyte plus extended version history for $238 for a year. Damn! Well, apparently you must have signed up for it I guess... Okay At least we know what it is Did you? That seems pretty high to me See now doesn't seem like something that I would agree too no But well I'll check out later I'm surprised It sounds like cause the 2 terabytes for 230 Seems a bit steep Yeah I can buy a two terabyte hard drive Not for one year but for the rest of my life Yes at Costco for 49 dollars I-I am in total agreement

2:33:57 Sir Dan, I'm getting sick of these deals. Yeah you know what else happened to me? I had this Log Me In. You ever hear of Log Me In it's kind of like a VLC you can control other computers and then they said well you have too many you have to sign up and click here we'll bill ya later It's like VLC you can have it for free $500 They charge me. What? Yeah, it's scammy! All these companies are shite. I'll tell you there is another thing this is going on to an extreme and even the guys who are selling or giving away freeware or shareware whatever used to be called

2:34:37 It's not even, it's all a scam now. You download whatever you download you get some crapware that you have to take your two or three different programs to get rid of it goes into your browser starts giving you extra advertising I mean the whole thing has become a disaster Yes it has Yeah Dropbox...I think he got scammed I think you clicked on the wrong box you can just tell them to give you money back immediately All right Or all we're gonna do is bitch about it on every show Sir Dan, builder of the battery cars and $354.81 Congratulations on 10 years I rise to the level of Baron I humbly request a title change from Sir Dan Builder of Battery Cars To Sir Dan Baron Of Kekistan That's a big change Keep up the great work And thank you for your courage Chandelier my dudes He has a couple jingles there Trump Jobs John Shitty Flute And Service Goat Karma Why don't you do Shitty Flute first?

2:35:38 Yeah, let me get it. I got it. We gotta get the shitty one don't get the good one at this shitty one You want me to play? Jobs jobs job and jobs that's not for jobs you've got karma Now stop is a small small world yeah, I heard it was spot-on and I nailed it mm-hmm North, Keith Lossett. Yeah, Keith Lossett he came in at $335 and 33 cents through the mechanism of pop money and I want to is I think I have to go look him up

2:36:26 You know I put while you're doing that. I'll do Daniel Collins with 334 Daniel parts unknown thanks for making this great show twice a week been in a while since I donated I have no clue if it makes me and I just felt I should chip in Some karma be appreciated like an Obama 18 oh good yes a team Obama 18 Mm-hmm, yeah what else does he want here? No conflict and LG why and was there a karma as well? Yes, you want karma So we'll add in some this there's indeed for rescue mission when the world is threatened The world needs help it calls on America And that's the story there's no real conflict you've got Karma

2:37:25 PopMoney donation, here's another. I want to mention this too it's on here but i'm going to mention something anyway the other problem with emailing instead of putting a note...I mean you can email the donation accounting put the note in the box where it belongs uh you can't do that with pop money so this doesn't really apply here but i'm gonna mention People send a note by email and then they sent another note, and then they sent the third note correcting the second note Yeah, which was correct in the first note. I've seen those two You know luckily squirrel mail has this feature called threading My donation of three three five thirty-three is multiplied by 100 is a prime now This is very interesting now. I want somebody to check this out immediately pay attention troll room

2:38:12 My donation of 335.33 if multiplied by 100 is a prime number which, by generally accepted definition cannot be divided by 100 It doesn't make any sense whatsoever! And also of course a palindrome which is a couple of 33's tossed in for good measure Though I know means intending to impugn the recently heavy contributions by director slave producer slaves using deflated dollars, dollars Tom Brady would find quite pleasant to handle. I'm pleased to earn my knighthood using only regulation inflated normal strength dollars. I respectfully request to be the title of you have to write this one down obviously certificate of authenticity

2:39:08 Keith Lossett certificate of authenticity that's a good one it's great name I like it He says if it's unavailable the default title is quite adequate. Of course, it's available and you get it I'm humbled to be part of the roundtable though after the 10th anniversary show I'll be lucky to find a seat in the mezzanine No The round table is infinite my friend and there are equal spots for everybody because it's round It has magic And by the way most people won't show up for the meetings anyway

2:39:46 Please keep up your excellent work in the field of mental health. We're all better for it we all know NJNK, we all know it's just a drinking club He says NJNK because he figures she's gonna hear whatever everyone's on this show the way it's going yes Thank you and he's right Uh, you did Daniel Kahn. Sir Robert Bruckner Yeah do him. ITM happy 10th to the guardians of our sanity this donation bumps me up to Baron status as the Baron of the desert sprawl i pledge to hit people in the mouth at every circle k wall green cvs walmart target and the multitude of strip malls sprawling across outer phoenix that pedals mass market crap

2:40:26 I will be busy, but the cause is noble. Resist we much and a jingle and extra karma for the producers And those that donated to celebrate your first decade 3333 Gilbert from Arizona Thank you very much sir Robert Brunner. But resist We Much! We must and we will much about that be committed. You've got Karma Alex McGillivary, Gillivery, Gillivery. Alex McGillivray in Ketchikan, Alaska 333-33.

2:41:06 Please accept this donation from FEMA Region X. More specifically, Ketchikan in Alaska I was hit in the mouth about three years ago by my good friend Travis Olson. I'm fairly sure it was before being hit in the mouth...was a thing though which is nice. I don't know, goes pretty far back Which is nice since I hate being smacked around That being said please de-douch me then You've been de-douched Then call out Travis for being a douchebag. He's not a douche bag in real life, but calling him one in front of a global audience is just too juicy to pass up especially since he hasn't donated to the No Agenda Show like forever? Thank you for your untiring talents which have expanded my cranial vault and fortified my tower of intellect making me invincible!

2:42:00 You two have helped me see through the media shit show, which is like snitting fog with your fingers. Please send me some... The Master of the Small Diddy. Please send me some small business karma to help boost up my fledgling brewery, Bailene Brewing! We got a lot of brewers, by the way on this show. I'm sure that karma will work and when it does, I'll be naming one of the flagship beers an alcoholic oatmeal stout no agenda. Please play the drunken donor jingle since it's grossly apropro-apropos." And he's got it here.

2:42:43 Yeah, no I got that. I got that. I got that but I'm a vacation rental called cabin baleen over here in catch catch you can Alaska He's got cabin baleen calm CBN be looking at it right now is cute is some beautiful photos I'll offer a 10% break to all your groupies as long as they mention the no agenda. That 10% will be redirected back to you guys out of my own profits! If that doesn't make me a good slave, what will? So your other slaves need to book with me!" and the rest is cut off. You need to book with me in go fishing best regards Alex thank you Alex I forgot all about that one yeah me too

2:43:38 Tim Worth, 3333. Right here in the Rosenzibar where you'd try to remember stuff like that. Tim Worth 3333 I would love to hear some of your old stories about Dr. Pornell That'll be my stories Also curious why JCD quit appearing on Twitch this came up again Honestly this show sucks he says without me Don't eat me Hillary and tutor their head thanks Don't eat me Hillary Clinton Okay Anonymous, 333-333 in Denver. Keep up the good work! Anonymous in Denver. Deeter Archer in Beaver Creek, Ohio 333 33 thanks for your dynamite continued insight. How sadly due to school I've been a borderline man overboard however I plan on changing that with this donation all I need is one penny throwing in got it for you right here I'll be able to join my friends mark and Kevin as a knight we will protect Beaver Creek Ohio from douchebaggery and ignorance As such I would like to be called sir Dieter of the nightlife with a K

2:44:40 I have wanted to be a knight ever since i was young and thanks to your special offer, I will be able to do so. Here's to another 10 years you guys are YOUNG ENOUGH TO MAKE IT! Uh... can you read uh.. what he wants here? He wants uhh... Get out of my vagina. Seems very popular today. Yes. Two to the head and drone again naturally Okay, and karma or...? Does it specify? No. Get out of my vagina! And he needs a de-douching You've been de-douched There you go, thank you very much Matthias Carlson in Sweden 333 Longtime listener seeking de-douching Yeah, de-douching here You've been de-douched

2:45:39 Thank you for your courage. Jigo request, IS in America the Korean news lady both these have been perfect as alarm clock noises during the periods of heavy work and overtime You have been a true savior for mental hygiene Well thank you we feel like yeah We feel like we are as well I'm just looking for the Korean news lady It's something it's Korean lady is what it's called Yeah this would Okay, Sir Xenonymous in Liverpool. 333 slightly belated congratulations on your 10th home for many years to come karma for all and a drone song at the end of the show please. Okay karma for all. You've got Karma

2:46:51 Okay, you have to read this one but this needs to be cut down. This is way too long of a note It takes up the whole page I can't even open it sir Tyler Fox baron of aviation from Cedar Park Texas in the morning gents wish he could drop The cash right now to kick me over to Viscount territory that'll have to wait for another six months Thanks to the anniversary promo this donation will get me closer NJNK And then he has a very long comment about the Dr. Oz poop on phone segment, and he happens to know a lot about it so I'm going to take this in and discuss it on a future show Yes, so sir Tyler Fox bear to be worth discussing and he's got a lot of information. It was too much information for this segment Yeah And I'm going to give you some tailwinds karma personally You've got karma is the one that he's the night who got the Mooney? So we're gonna go flying Oh the moony guy had the moony night yeah

2:47:44 No, that's gonna be fun. Oh yeah well I think his manifold pressure broke or something so it said it's us momentarily unserviceable aircraft Yeah, I took a ride in a Mooney only once They're fast like like rocket rocket. I know the guy was did guy did this This is I was an Iceland and the guys he gave me a movie right over investment island He didn't say watch this Diddy No, he didn't say anything. He just kind of virtually said it because he goes to the... takes it to the beginning of the runway and he's off the runway about I don't know 40 feet before you even get to the runways is coming around so he just guns it in before he actually gets to the runways in the air yeah that was pretty unbelievable takeoff

2:48:35 I guess those things could take off in 30 feet or something like that. Well, you call it a rolling start so he probably was already revving up as he was turning onto the runway yeah well it's just boom yeah boom count three no no i've done two oh robert alter 333 parts unknown i do not have any note From Robert, so why don't you look that up while I take a look at Nicholas Robinson 325 from Redwood City California. Please knight me Sir Karras A nomadic knight all i ask is some moving karma to drive cross-country for the sixth time yes special one for you sir You've got Karma

2:49:22 Robert alter you get Robert altar. You know I didn't get it yet. I'll do rich Ballard 321 from owl all Berg Vermont 321 knighthood. I was trying to wait until you finished your bow golf offer so i could lord it all over those cheap skates but you had to keep it going is It still a real knighthood with the push to a cheapskate barony? So thanks, I would like to be known as Sir Richard the Lionheart if possible Congrats again on 10 years The show was great Last time I asked for house buying karma not only got that but two more for in Two more three-for-one deal Not sure what he's saying there But something worked with the karma

2:49:59 Now this- oh, okay. This is a portion of some of the rent income from the first place But I could use some more karma to find new tenants and renovation karma for the new houses Otherwise NJNK and my son Justin is still a douchebag Can't believe you didn't take advantage of the Bogoff, you cheapskate Rental Karma! You've got... Karma Okay, Larry Pelham. So you didn't get Robert Alter? Nothing for Robert? No I should say this yes. Robert Alter no note. Thanks Robert. Larry Peller. You did Ballard so this is Pelham he's the other pop money guy with $317.95 and he did send an email there's no other choice with pop money can't leave a message

2:50:43 I love the show and the sanity it provides to my life. Thanks again, you are always welcome in the Huntsville Alabama if you're in the area." Thank You! I think he's got a place in Huntsville. Please humor me with Obama chicken dance goat scream and little girl yay? I don't know what the chicken dance is... Yeah I do. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da And what was the other one? Goat Scream. Yes, and Little Girl Yay! Oh and a goat scream Karma is that the idea? He didn't say Karma he just wants to go scream Just to go scream okay Appropriate I'd say Sean Reiser Parts Unknown 3505

2:52:00 I've had some health struggles which keeps me from donating regularly, but it couldn't pass up this outstanding opportunity of the BOGO special So I'm donating 305 which should push me over the top for knighting. Okay? Please night me a sir Sean can I get around to the night of the second decade Can they get a random manning clip followed by some karma and he also says he says oh John, since you're reading say this. Say the following quote I really love the mouse it is the greatest invention ever Otherwise you're going to have a flame coming out of your butthole! You won't be able to sit down. You've got karma. There's your random manning clip, as requested. That was pretty dubious. Sir Ralph Baron Viscount of the Natural Moors net something in Germany. Aachen. Do we have a note from him? Yes, we do

2:52:58 He says, congratulations. Keep going all the best from good old Germany. Yeah We were very happy pleased that we have so many Deutschlanders Duncan Martin in Canyon Canyon County California to 300 at Canyon County hey guys belated Congrats on the 10th of the most entertaining podcast in the net Congratulate me as well for doubling this $300 donation. It brings you to well over the mark from my knighthood! I would like to be known as surprisingly refreshing, surprisingly, I get it, surprisingly refreshing.

2:53:38 If somehow that's taken, I'll go with just Sir Duncan. On another note, I'm trying to figure out how to call you guys out on a big screw-up without sounding like a douchebag. Ah, screw it! Here goes anyway... I cannot believe you guys did not catch this literally cannot believe it now I'm not saying you guys believe what Billy Corgan said but it should have been obvious that he is full of shit He gave himself away. When someone telling a true story follow up questions and are dealt with strenuously from memory, when someone is making up a bullshit story providing details is a big problem you literally refuse to provide details without ever providing your reasonable explanation why details are a problem? Why is he wasting our time in the first place

2:54:22 With his BS if he won't go into details. Anyway, what are we talking about here? He can't believe we didn't say that! We're laughing at Billy Corgan It was your clip you remember yeah I don't know Duncan i'm not quite sure what you're saying but But you're right Duncan and we screwed up Yeah thank you Don't be a denier shut-up science 2 to the head The science is in! Science! Shut up already. It's science. Sir Hononymous 300, he is in parts unknown I've been a little reluctant reticent to make it donation over ever since John revealed the name source of my last donation on show 895. I'm currently known as sir hononymous I would like to change my title to sir Reginald Van Gleasen III

2:55:21 otherwise known as Reggie Van Gleeson III. I made a $300 donation today on the donations page that will show up as someone, and not let's say your name with this donation I would become a baronet previous donations and he's got it all here with him. I know you're extremely busy but of the two for offer but if possibly please do not announce my name meanwhile he slips it into the copy yeah very dangerous without saying this very dangerous Please use my new name as Sir Reginald Van Gleeson III, which is a Jackie Gleason character of course. As usual great show keep up the great analysis sir Reginald Van Gleeson. Alright NJNK Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits $300 Tacoma Washington Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits here I'm donating to celebrate the birth of my first human resource congratulations Roxy Nyunglundi how do i say that the middle name? Nyungen? Nyun?

2:56:14 Well, oh he's it's a pretty. It's Oh today she scheduled to be born on November 2nd one way or another All right, well congratulations welcome young welcome to get mo nation Roxy gun you know it's got that swallowing cuz they don't have enemies from all other ones Little girl boom shaka laka little go yay and karma I You've got karma. Sir Andrew Harms, KCOWII73's Happy anniversary! This double credit will top off my fifth knighthood bringing me to Viscount I realize that i never requested a barony so I'd like to claim the viscount of Omaha Yeah you got it. You're gonna have to... You're gonna get buffered but you got it you own it

2:57:06 Thomas Clayson, congratulations on 10 years. Just karma requested. Now you're talking. You've got karma. Simon... Simon... UK? Nibesniewik. Nibesniwik. Well it's British so it has to have a British sound. Nibesniewik! Thanks for 10 years of the best podcast in universe, one of the few if not the only media outlet where I actually feel more intelligent listening to it. I particularly enjoy John attempting to say my surname and completely mangling it. Aha! I would henceforth like to be known as Sir Neb of The Unpronounceables. Good idea Yes...I didn't see Adam do a better job but I'm the one who gets condemned

2:58:00 Sir Brian Knight of the Northern Connecticut, West Hartford 28282. You know that state's going broke? Hartford, Connecticut yeah. Connecticut is going broke. Yeah it'll be something to see thank you for your courage getting on the final days of the double credit promotion to push across the line to baronet some of the richest people live in Connecticut oddly enough I know isn't that funny as a former miss ironic is a former member eventual ringleader all the rich people they live in New York don't want to live in Manhattan they all live in Connecticut Some live in Jersey. Muchmalignedgetmonation, oh this is a good note. As a former member eventual ring leader of the much maligned get monation round table I had to donate after the shout out albeit derisive on Sunday's episode we did this show for just about two years and did pivot away from complaining about no agenda but admit we never came close to being the best podcast in the universe

2:59:00 He's becoming the Baronet Brian. Hey, listen Sir Brian Knight of Northern Connecticut becoming Baronet Brian of Northern Connecticut and we welcome you back with love my friend there is no love lost really welcome back You've got karma. You probably never left Keith Hausner, yeah we'll deal with the economy. 269-69 thanks for all you guys do congratulations on the 10 years it would be possible to hear the Obama crazy cockroach song and add my daughter Emily and myself to the birthday list she will be one on the 19th okay? And he'll be 35 on the 17th yes you're on

2:59:42 You're in my house. Hey! Come on, guys. Shame on you. Hey! Okay... I'm up in the house. Hey! Breakin' the booths! A programming note for those of you new to the program this is not the typical length of our donation segment this is a special 10th year anniversary celebration and extended format yes yes it takes longer than usual And we're continuing, and we do you know. We're gonna do our normal thing and read these notes at least most of them like Gregory Keir in Langley British Columbia 265 I'm hoping that you can make a special case and allow this to be a twofer donation on October 21st my four-week older grandson suffered a head injury in a household accident yikes

3:00:34 and ended up on life support in the BC Children's Hospital in Vancouver. The little guy has come through like a champ, and is being discharged tomorrow. Needless to say this has been a week from hell for the family we're still not sure whether they'll have any long-term problems but so far as recovery succeeded the expectations of the medical people every step of the way I've been a bit distracted my donation of 265 have doubled and added to the total of the most you know these little kids you know they get into trouble especially when And they think it's cool that they can move themselves around and they run all over the place. They try to climb, they're morons! Their house is dangerous. Totally morons

3:01:12 They're dumb. These stupid little kids are stupid! But we feel bad for him and happy that he's on the mend, that's good. Yeah it'll be smarter eventually but yeah hopefully you don't have any after effects My donation of $265 double adds to total mostly four dollar a week subscription over last year attains my knighthood if not doubled I'm going to claim my Canadian privilege and take your other generous oh yes we do accept this deal The dollar at a quarter point is worth a dollar dollar at equivalency so I've got either way counties attached to get the county here thank you for what you do in the shout out to my older millennial son brain Braden who hit me in the mouth and 2015 and opened my eyes of the BS I was getting from the mainstream media

3:01:51 I'd also like to be knighted Sir Gregory of the Brookswood. Please give a long overdue de-douching and no jingles but a great big dose of karma for my family, especially for the little guy. Yes. 73s Alright 70 You've been de-douched! You've got karma Okay Newsflash country music's top publicist accused of propositioning intern for sex showing employees porn. Yeah, this is a great time to be a podcaster it sure is and more breaking news Trump just nominated Jerome Powell to lead the Federal Reserve I lost the bet! I know you did You thought Yellen was just gonna stay in?

3:02:41 Yeah, we had this you know we discussed on the show and then Horowitz's You know I was thinking Yellen has been doing such a great job of keeping the economy from crashing which should have happened technically last month in October And she's been hanging in there with her whatever she does and I figured just risky to put a new person in there were the different thought process and The Horowitz or was it you? I think was Horowitz who made the argument. It was you that made the argument that Trump puts his own people in there. That was Horowitz. Yeah, he wants his own people He doesn't want some old you know somebody else making it all happen because then he's you know incredible Obama But yeah I think I think Horowitz was happy with that idea. He liked it. He thought the power will be good No everybody on the street thinks that okay on the street the street Street? I personally don't like them see things change have been though You know I don't like it when I'm working for

3:03:39 magazine or a newspaper and the editor goes in, the new editor comes in. I know it's not going to be pleasant because there are other guys' persons. It has happened to me a number of times that a new guy comes in who doesn't want anybody... you're done! So I don't like these changes like this and maybe this will trigger the collapse we are looking for. Christian Borsa $250 from Austria? Or Australia Australia. First time donor, listener since John upset the apple cart at Twit Can I please request a de-douching? Jobs karma and you human resource karma and house building Karma why yes you can You've been de-do jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! We've got Karma. Sir Dean Baron of the Gold Coast

3:04:32 Thanks for 10 years of an outstanding product. All the best! I believe with this donation, and now become a Viscount, it would like to add the island of Saint Marie to The Protectorate done long live no agenda like to call out Brian and Jillian as douchebags Brian and Jillian is being called out a douchebag by Eric Wesseldyke. This is just the way this thing spreads it may look like it's the same note Okay onward Bruce Schwalm, he got his douchebags in Harrisburg Pennsylvania I believe that should make me a knighthood a night might make my knighthood of reality de-douche me since I'll be knighted Give me three shouts at one goat please long live with the best podcast in the universe You've been D douched

3:05:23 Oops. Oh, oh sorry. Okay 250 bucks is- Hold on I didn't get his goats! I'm sorry. Oh i thought you did. I messed it up. I had the service goat karma and was the wrong one So we'll just do he wanted to triple goats so one...I got a lot of come come here goats Come here. Come here. All right good boys good job. I discourage people in the future from requesting that please How about some content right here? Let me get one first. No, we have to skip at least this because I just did Wessel Dykes douchebag call out so i need to read his note right Eric Wessel dyke in Portage Michigan 250 congratulations on 10 years night me a sir eric knight of west michigan dutch also i need to call up brian and jillian as douchebags We just did that! I hit them in the mouth during the 2016 campaign and not heard them donate yet

3:06:22 Sorry guys, you knew this was coming and it did happen. Alright now we can do it! Oh I had a little bit of service goat content. Yes here we go. So those guys back there in gals they are from Split Creek Farm at Anderson And they're working with Ashley Addiction Treatment in Maryland for this new initiative therapy, innovative therapy I should say. The Anderson Farm donated five goats there they are to the addiction facility which is located in Maryland. There's Bubba he can be helping out. The treatment facility says they go provide love and companionship and purpose to these young people who may have nothing else in life to live for now one of the employees at the Split Creek farm is alumni actually addiction treatment which has been operation for more

3:07:10 than 30 years. So Bubba and his four other friends will be heading up there and changing lives. That's right, changing lives! We are from the future their service goat is a reality. So we got a note from someone who was discussing some incident that took place which I didn't have time to read it this show next time or the show after And it talked about these women getting on a plane or going someplace with with a service bird Yeah, nice. Well you know a service bird yeah really? Yeah I know I think people just taking advantage of things Michael Oaks 240 bucks and if you can read it because I can't open it yes Michael Oak says this donation with generous discount should push me above knighthood please night me sir Charles Pronson and NJNKL provide accounting in the separate email thank you very much Brian I got Brian Nonnie

3:08:14 And you have an email from him? $240. I am going, looking as we speak. Alpha Huskies came in and again here's an example of three emails exactly the same it's always three it's not five or two but I'll read his last one which should usually they usually keep the other one in there Did you accidentally say my name? Don't read this note. Okay, well we didn't say... You said his name did you see it? Yeah I said his name so we can't read the notes sorry. Sean Dempsey $237 from Hamburg Deutschland. I do not have a note from him By the way i think that another clarification of or clerical thing should be mentioned here

3:08:56 You could put anonymous in that little box that PayPal provides, which has notes. And that usually would prevent what just happened, which is that if you say my name, you can't read this note. Although it seems to me that was a benefit. Thomas Hagan, H-A-G-A-N, I got Kelly Hagan. No, I don't think that's the one well Thomas Hagen did save no he just congratulates. I was saying Sean Dempsey I'm looking up the wrong guy sorry guys try it again Sean should be under Shawn meanwhile I can do Thomas Hagen 234 56 Irvine California congratulations on 10 years jingle requests whoopee get out

3:09:46 somebody's getting cornholed scream we came we saw he died. Get out of my vagina! Someone is getting cornholed today. Sounds like a recipe for success to me So I mean that is the land of unconfirmed... Yes, We came, we saw, He died No Sean Dempsey at all there's a there's a Seb Dempsey from April Sir Racer Nate Nathan Hodge, 225. Gentlemen today's donation is now put in the barren all in one year I'd like to ask for a Yoko Ono cut short by two shots of the head.

3:10:30 This is a skip worth 10 points, very difficult attempt. Adam has not yet skipped the landing on this one but we'll see if he can do it. But there's two... Yoko Ono shot to the head and Logro Yei. Thanks for the wine suggestions John. I tried Kirkland 2014 Paiac. It was impressive went back at last three bottles. Yeah 2015 Beaujolais that what I'm telling everyone now I'm holding up a seven. Oh, Michael Oakes 240 bucks his donation with the generous discount should push me above knighthood hold on i don't know why you're doing that one we've done that one several times we're now at uh bill bean oh and

3:11:26 Uh, I don't know from Oklahoma. So it's finally here! I'm a knight of the round table You guys have been hitting me in the mouth since 2014 Your insight is second to none and i always find myself saying the words well John said or Adam said Then I get a strange look from someone like who was john? Who's adam and then I proceed to hit them in the mouth Congratulations on 10 years quite a feat in modern broadcasting some folks can't fun some Some folks can't make it ten episodes without getting cancelled. Here's the podcasting here's to value for value Here's to another ten years douchebag car lot to Tyler man for not donating Freaking buck come on, man Give me a three chemtrails in a row and I'm out bro Bill Bean from Oklahoma Okay And again

3:12:15 Okay, Spencer I found where we are. Spencer Sumner 20551. I have no idea why it jumped to that spot. Credit donations to Spencer Sumner not Tyler. We did here is a donation of 274 Canadian dollar S please knight me Sir Spencer Sumner that thanks for the double credits. I am only $300 away from Baronette and JNK our go-to guy Chris, Chris of Alexandria 200. Please use my first name. Congrats on 10 years I've been listening since the single-digit show days back when I was first heard John on Twitter mentioned trying out doing a little podcast with Adam Curry. I thought that guy from MTV? I had to give it all listen and have sent been with it ever since anyone who's still with this show and actually has listened says those days I congratulate you

3:13:15 As it evolved into the best podcast in the universe has been a while since I've donated so please deduce me You've been d-douche and because of the random number theory he'd like, of course chemtrails Yep. Yeah, it's science little girl yay and a goat karma Okay You've got Harmless. You got the next one. Thank you very much Christopher Madding parts are known $200 in the morning gents for the past 15 months I've been telling myself to donate and send it in a witting well-thought into witty Well thought hmm, well I hate to say you only get the money. I'm not witty may I get a de douching yes, you can get a You've been D douche a guy and Chacha Khan and new business karma love and light from Jerome Yes, you can do that. I need chachacha come

3:14:39 Chachacon, chachacon, chachacon, galionid. Chachacon, chachacon, chachacon, chachacot. Karma Well I just thought it said whatever happened to her? Yeah good question she's off the list i guess Chris Jennings, Mesa Arizona 200. Thank you for the opportunity to accelerate achieving my knighthood this promotion encouraged me to do a douchebag check and get myself back on track giving regular donations attached you'll find a PDF of the records blah blah

3:15:16 If you need additional information, let me know. Thank you so much for the consistently excellent program you turn out every week. It has truly improved the quality of life and mental hygiene for my whole family." Nice! Please know that the work you do is appreciated. Keep it up! Chuck Jennings in Mesa Arizona Thank you very much. And that concludes this first portion of people we will be thanking, I'll do a little bit of show now although we've kind of been doing consistently show during this which i think is good, I like that This is how Value for Value works it's been 10 years and the response and the value has been given It's highly appreciated, really nice feel very very good I'd like to do more show for sure but you know... You only turn ten once

3:16:04 And who knows? Who knows. And I'll tell you... ...and then we graduate from high school. And it's such an important way to do this, because we can say anything we want. Actually here is an example. This is Jen Briney from Congressional Dish podcast who was somewhat of a protegee of yours certainly John but ours She posted a note she got from Amazon, from the Associates program. Yeah that's a good one Just to give you an example of why there is no other way to do this Hello from the Associates Program. We are writing to tell you that effective as of today, Amazon is terminating your Associate's account under the terms of the operating agreement we may terminate your account at any time with or without cause this decision is final and not subject to appeal it is important that you immediately remove all Amazon content from your sites please be aware that any other accounts you have or may open in the future maybe closed without payment of any fees Amazon reserves all other rights and claims

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3:17:47 I say, hey. Yeah so you know... I got advertisers using Google ads or what were you doing? Okay well i don't remember this story I know you got banned, but give us the story again. I had an app and it was a big app show and I angled the video in a way that I was doing a screencast so you could see this beginning of apps when apps were just getting hot It was like a best-of-apps top ten Yeah, I thought this was a really good idea You went through a lot of work So it would play right in the right direction This was a good idea Why it failed is...I have no idea

3:18:24 Well, it failed because I was making a couple grand a month in ads from the app because people were liking it and then they were clicking on ads. And then Google said... Right your app cannot go link into something else? No! Because I said to people hey click on the ads And then people would click on the ads and then Google said that's a violation. So it is about yeah, Google has this strict rules or Amazon as well apparently so if you say hey you'll help out the show by clicking on the Amazon links You'll get banned for life Yeah What sense does that make? Well I think it makes some sense but the Amazon is for product If people buy the product how do they why do they care how it happened It doesn't make sense superficially

3:19:15 And I agree that it's dumb from the perspective of just making money. And I'd say the same thing about Google, people are clicking and clicking but the thing is I get this sense that these guys... It's like you work for these companies where in fact every company I've worked for recently when I go to actually get a job and I do once in awhile sometimes you get bored, gotta go get a job. These companies, Tech TV story. Tech TV decides that they're going to do a website blog, something like that is early in the early days when it was CDTV and so meanwhile in the process of doing that they had Leo Laporte work in there who was already running his own blog Leoville and then they hire Chris Perillo who probably at the time was the top blogger in the country

3:20:06 I don't think there's any doubt about it. And I was dabbling in it, but I wasn't the superstar But Leo and Chris definitely did they ever even ask them once? To try to extract something they might know especially you know gorillas. Don't be so crazy No, no. They just went off on their own merry old way doing their own thing because they brought somebody in some guy who claimed to be an expert who has no numbers or nothing just another guy that says I can do it And this is the kind of thing that, this is what I think is going on here. Is that Amazon has these experts say here's how we want to be able to analyze these numbers so we can use our AI and we can recommend things. Our machine learning! And if somebody is there pushing they say hey push this button because it supports the show That screws up the algo Oh yeah...that makes sense Yeah Because there's no other reason

3:21:08 And of course it makes so much more sense to have people click on the product they just bought. I mean, your algos are really doing a kick-ass job Amazon! Fire everybody who helped make you big when you were begging for affiliates. Begging i tell you...begging and then oh well you're not doing it right we need the algos and then the result of those algos is I buy a product that see all ads for the same product We're doomed. I think your experience with Google which I used Google ads every so often on a blog. And, I looked over their stuff and they make a big deal about it. Oh don't whatever you do don't draw attention to the ads. Don't tell people to click on the ads whatever you do that's the worst thing you can do is telling people to click or don't trick them into clicking because you could do that if it'd be very easy to do. Well anyway...

3:22:04 Thank you again, everybody. And we'll be thanking more people at the end of the show which will include the nightings and the birthdays etc that's the format and then I guess we'll be back to kind of more normal-ish show length maybe by Sunday it doesn't matter look i got nothing better to do I enjoy it I think the notes are funny... It turns out that the two of us have this skill to go seven and a half hours yakking We got stamina, baby! Nothing but stamina. And another show on Sunday! Devorac.org slash N-A- And although a lot of you said you do it and have done it and are doing it continue to do it Our formula is this... we hit people in the mouth. Shaddup! Woohoo! The beaches are open now

3:23:06 I don't know if you want to go straight into my thesis compendium or you want to play something as a little break in... Play something, but let's go into the thesis and then we'll play something afterwards. Alright! So couple of things that I learned while on my trip when I was listening to people and again this is a thesis it's in process usually is and I do have a map which I will give you in a moment But it kind of started How come all your these always involve a map? Wow, man. Because it's very easy to understand huge geopolitical moves if you take a look at the frickin' map. This is not taught in schools! This is not taught in schools! They don't teach geography anymore...

3:23:48 They don't you of course they teach geography. No, I don't think so. I think they'd only teaches sexual Gender studies gender studies gender study that's a gender study and racial Studies yeah racial studies and social justice studies Social Justice studies yeah great um I was thinking about Catalonia and possibly other, you know Scotland and then maybe the Walloons. And there's this... what was it? I think in Germany not Dresden

3:24:28 Anyway, there's all these little regional break off. Yeah that could break off and I'm thinking you know There's something about this and let me start first here with the European leaders what they have to say to the Catalan separatists There was no support of Catalan independence from European leaders EU Council President Donald Tusk tweeted for EU nothing changes Spain remains our only interlocutor I hope the Spanish government favours force of argument, not argument of force. Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker said it was important to avoid any splits and fractures in the European Union because there are already enough of them

3:25:09 I do not want a situation where tomorrow the EU is made up of 95 different states," Juncker said. French President Emmanuel Macron also said that he was fully supportive of Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy In Berlin, Angela Merkel's spokesman Stefan Seibert said the German government does not recognize such a declaration of independence adding that Berlin supported the clear position of Rajoy in his bid to restore common order Charles Michel, the Prime Minister of Belgium who faces Flemish separatism tweeted, a political crisis can only be solved through dialogue. We call for a peaceful solution with respect for national and international order." Finally, Gianni Pitella, the head of the Socialist group in the European Parliament tweeted, on this sad day for Europe we show our support and our solidarity with the socialist party in Spain and all the Spanish people.

3:26:04 It's obvious that this is not something the EU mothership is happy about. And as I was talking with one of my drivers, an Uber driver, maybe it was a cab driver and this guy he was from Ankara hadn't lived there since he lives in Holland 16, Dutch citizen but you know always has the fun Turkish accent and really got to tune into what he said. We were speaking English and he says You know, this is all too fast. It happened too fast." He said why is no one seeing the obvious? What do you mean seeing the obvious? This is like Arab Spring! This has something going on. This is European Springs look at what's happening it's happening we're talking about everywhere it's popping up it's popping up I thought huh well that's very interesting because I will say although Catalonia of course has been brewing for a long time

3:26:51 It has some similarities with the Arab Spring. Remember it started in Tunisia and it was clearly provocateurs at work everywhere, and there were all kinds of reasons... well that was Egypt all kinds of reasons that this happened and look where we are now. We're in Syria with God knows how many people, all kinds of stuff just started popping off and you know... ...we killed Gaddafi and a lot of things happened so I said what if we view this in that light? What if we view what's happening with these European break-offs as something that is being provoked, provocateurs at work

3:27:30 And I'm thinking, what could be going on? So I start looking around at YouTube videos and I find this conference the Kranz Montana which is a big EU not just EU. It's an economic conference which was held in Barcelona earlier this year. I'm gonna play a clip from it then I'll start to give you a thesis about what might be happening The far-reaching aspiration of Chinese foreign policy was one of the main issues discussed at the Crans Montana Forum in Barcelona. Hundreds of political and economic heavyweights debated the new Silk Road. This is a macro project launched in 2013 by Chinese President Xi Jinping which aims to unite Asia, Africa and Europe by land and sea bringing a new dimension to the global economy

3:28:19 The initiative includes some 60 countries accounting for 60% of the world's population, 30 percent of its GDP and 75 percent of its energy resources. The main investors want governments to cooperate to help secure their money some of which has already filtered down. There are a lot smaller economies on this corridor with a lot of natural resources. So for these economies rather than transporting raw materials We see that due to this new Silk Road, the producers will come closer to where the raw materials are and they will help these economies create a value-added chain by

3:29:03 developing their raw material resources into finished goods. Many of the countries along the route could improve deficiencies in their infrastructure and transport, which currently make trading difficult. Last May, the Beijing government announced a further injection of about 110 thousand million euros but how will alliances between governments and companies benefit citizens? Now this is something you, I think initially brought to the table. The New Silk Road also known as the Belt and Road Initiative or also known as One Belt One Road yes OBOR And there are different initiatives with different meanings as we'll find out

3:29:42 So, and we talked about this like it's a train that is going from northern China all the way or eastern China all the way into Europe. And I'm like you know...I was just gonna take a look at this again and see if i can connect anything with reason why there may be some provocateur stuff going on with this European spring. It wasn't until I came across the following map which you can find at Silkroad dot noagendanotes.com, are you going there? I'm going there now. That I understood the full impact of this... Silkroad dot NoAgendaNotes? Yeah, silkroad dot noagendanotes.com and this map shows not just the train route which you'll see interestingly enough terminates in Madrid goes through the province of Catalonia

3:30:42 into Madrid, and that's the termination of the entire route. You think there is a problem maybe? Something going on? Because the Chinese have a very clear statement if there is crap going on in a country we don't... We're not apart of that. And we do want that so there an issue getting the tracks all the way to Madrid as it is currently planned to run straight through Catalonia. Well yeah now I'm gonna ask you questions as you go along without jumping ahead of your theory. But I just want to mention what's interesting is that, but I think what you're getting at is Catalonia as a bottleneck it's like one of these things that you find on Rubicon where there's this little spot and if you could screw it up you got the... You can have some leverage and but the way I'm looking at this that went in the map he got here which is a good one

3:31:39 And it's got the southern shipping. What is most important here, beside the train... that's why I started with it ...is the maritime route which you can see all of those ports they have all across Africa but look what else is happening! The maritime route goes through Myanmar. Problems in Myanmar? Yeah, you betcha Well, I'm looking at this train ride that you're talking about and here's what with you. I want you to conclude thing I think I have a backup piece of information Oh no we could again This is just starting back up it this Catalonia thing and not to mention the other spots they're blaming Russia

3:32:17 For the Catalonian thing, the Russian troll farm. This has been done this came out in different conversations and in different news stories of Russians because they've been screwing with elections there behind this Catalonia mess which is exactly the way we do it We would point a finger at Russia as WE caused the trouble I think we're behind this Well, you did just jump ahead. Thank you very much but I'll roll it out anyway. I was afraid to do that. All right so i'm going to roll it out for ya and then it will become apparent why I think indeed we're behind it So again now you also have the economic belt and the economic belt which have a definition for you And this page also has... well Economic Corridor should say

3:33:02 has all links to stories, etc. From the Wikipedia, economic corridors are integrated networks of infrastructure within a geographical area designed to stimulate economic development." So this corridor is not like one road or anything but it's a belt of money where and the Chinese are lending countries the money to participate in the project. This is what becomes very spooky The economic belt runs not only through Afghanistan, but it also runs through Pakistan. Have a listen. Pakistan coast guards keep a watch on fishing vessels and smugglers while the naval task force patrols the sea lanes protecting the new port

3:33:53 Pakistani and Chinese flags drape the new Port Authority building. Gwadar in Balochistan will now rank as one of the most strategic ports in the region. We've heard of Balochistan, we've heard of Gwadar. With Jabal Ali and Bandar Abbas it's been leased to China Overseas Port Holding Company for 40 years. Gwadar too will become the gateway of prosperity for the province of Balochistan and Pakistan as a whole. Gwadar port has a very important strategic position where investments have been poured in by China, and soon industrialization will kick off which will not only create jobs for thousands of people but also change the whole country."

3:34:34 Gwadar cuts distances by thousands of kilometers, reducing travel time and opening up a new trade corridor. Gwadar is a vital link in the China-Pakistan economic corridor Not only will it provide a shortcut for Chinese goods to reach the markets of Middle East and Africa It will also help Pakistan economically and beyond that help the people of Balochistan, one of Pakistan's least developed provinces. Just a few months ago 100 Chinese trucks travelled more than 2500 kilometres through Pakistan to offload their containers at Gwadar for the first time

3:35:14 The new board will provide untold benefits to one of Pakistan's most underdeveloped provinces. Okay, so the Chinese trucks are already building in Pakistan that creates a problem for India and do we not see in the news our president Siding up to India, choosing sides. Yeah yeah yeah! We're with India right now. move that could potentially act as a counter to China's ambitious Belt and Road Initiative. The new Silk Road project would be a public-private initiative in which India would be a key player, the US State Department said the budgetary request of its South and Central Asia will support the two initiatives. The new Silk Road focused on Afghanistan and its neighbors and Indo Pacific economic corridor linking South Asia with Southeast Asia

3:36:13 We have a project called the New Silk Road that we're doing with the Indians. This is going to be epic! Now listen to other countries, John. Venice is on the list for the corridor Athens which is already you know a complete crapshoot there All of these places have been disrupted either economically or culturally just destabilized. We have to be behind it Well, besides you calling me a horrible name. What did I call you? For deconstructing what's obvious to a no agenda lister which includes me. Oh and you know I didn't mean it! Yeah, I know i'm just kidding but it's funny because you can not have me see it immediately by looking at this map for two seconds. No but I wanted to roll it out supporting clips. It's like a jaw dropper

3:37:12 But it is. There can't be anybody else that has the ability to do this, not the EU. The EU's a bunch of boneheads. Yeah they don't know what they're doing so it has to be our intelligence services behind it and but the giveaway again I'll go back to it is blaming the Russians yeah well the Russians are definitely a part of the project Yeah, the Russians are on the Chinese side of the project because they're getting screwed by us and our sanctions. Right so we blame the Russians for what we're doing? Yeah, that's an old trick. It's a co-intel trick it's very common there are books written about it the Russians tried to do the same thing with all these phony baloney operations they set up to do their $40,000 in high end advertising which is the whole thing as just a joke yes I'm looking at this and yeah it looks like the Chinese want them go

3:38:07 They want to go west. I have a quick little refresher on the One Belt, One Road initiative. It looks like it goes through that Flemish area too in Belgium Oh yeah? We can predict where there's going to be destabilization. You can just look at the map and it's like, oh! It's just gonna happen now how about Djibouti? It's gonna happen everywhere China is hosting a major international conference The One Belt One Road Initiative The move announced by President Xi Jinping in 2013 mimics the historic Silk Road trade route that will link China with Central Asia, the Middle East and Europe

3:38:49 Jinping has already pumped one trillion US dollars of government money into the project. This is a time of interdependence where global threats are breaking out all the time, no country has the ability to remain unaffected nor can countries solve problems alone The geopolitical project is seen by some as a repositioning of the global economy, with China as a dominant player in world affairs. For the EU, a beneficial trade deal at both ends of the New Silk Road is a key consideration. In order to materialize what President Xi has said

3:39:33 Let's speed up investment negotiations and let's have a good result as soon as possible. The Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank says it will support the plan if it promotes growth, is socially acceptable and environmentally friendly. Yeah that's a big ass project and they're putting the money out there and well they got all of Africa. They have all those shipping lanes, all the ports. They got the you know Gwadar which which is way too close to India for comfort. Sri Lanka, another place that will be a part of the economic corridor and now I finally understand Afghanistan makes nothing but sense here we got to block that will block it right there. Yeah, we just stay there. And you hear Balochistan? Well, because we got those drug dealers out so they have them take over but we decided that's not going to work. Right exactly. The Bergdahl guys

3:40:29 I'm thinking something, just taking it to the next level. I've been waiting for this economic collapse, which technically should have been in October. But we...I really like to think that if we have that much control and I think there's a lot more control than people like to imagine and we do have to do an adjustment because our debt is way too high and we've got all these issues with the municipalities that are all broke technically and then the states like Connecticut and other states sort of technically broke. I think New York and California fall into that pattern. The idea would be to let China...make sure China is all in because our economy's what really keeps China going. No matter how much they say, well we have our domestic economy... They clearly want to ship the goods to Europe and they see Europe as a big customer. Yeah they wanna go to Europe but if we

3:41:21 pull the plug on the economy. This is like taking arsenic for syphilis, which is what people had to do. Arsenic for syphilis? That's like pearls for the swine? Is that what it was? Arsenic was used as a syphilis cure and didn't kill you. It killed the syphilis and then you could make your recovery kind of knocked back by the arsenic until penicillin was invented in the 40s but so We're gonna go to the, this is a theory but everyone if you hear remember this you might see it happen. You get China so they're so all in In other words, they've invested everything they can. They're already up to a trillion maybe it's gonna go higher? We pull the plug on the economy our own economy is kind of the cure for this with amounts to syphilis as far as we're concerned and we just take it would take the poison pill and just gut our way through a real nasty economic downturn which will slow down everything worldwide

3:42:25 including Europe and everything China wants to do, it should sink the Chinese economy and disable it to such an extreme that as we recover during their moment of recovery... this should be a couple-year project. We can then you know China will have screwed China big time in this process. I like this a lot than I've been it's now officially a part of the thesis And I think it's a compounding effect if you could have destabilization in the exact regions that China is targeting, the exact cities and then kick in the economic collapse. Yeah there might be but they might even want to wait a bit because we might be able to purchase some of those assets cheap as possible. That's the way we would do it now. You always want to buy crash the economy than buy low

3:43:19 Well, the Chinese are panicking because they were there. You have to remember this was something that everyone has always remembered about the Chinese and this system that they're running is half capitalism, half communism, half whatever imperialism sent by a bureaucracy. They're new at this. Yeah, they don't know shite man we're going to teach them a lesson well That's the theory I think we can teach him a lesson Because I don't think they know what they're doing. They're just like so far They just you know, they're doing their thoughtful enough that they've done a pretty good job of everything but they have never played with And it's like this look at this map everyone should look at its frightening what they're up to there going to try and take over the world and We're I think it's very good that we're stopping that

3:44:07 Well, we haven't yet. We're trying to well here I think we are here's another example in March of the end of March this year China and Madagascar agreed to deepen belt and road cooperation there is a photo of President Xi Jinping with president Madagascar Harry Rajaramapana anyone Yamina at the Great Hall of the people in he was in Beijing and they're shaking hands and you know so they've got a deal going on And what is the news from today? Yesterday, health chiefs are desperately trying to contain a deadly outbreak of the airborne plague in Madagascar. Oh I missed that. Yeah 1300 cases have been reported. No coincidence! Coincidence? I think not. I don't think so at all. Coincidence?! I think NOT! And that's one of our go-to's That's what we did in West Africa Ebola

3:45:02 All done, all gone. Nothing to see here no worries it's all over whatever we were doing it was covered up by Ebola Madagascar yeah we got a problem with you Madagascar Here! Here is the plague I don't put it past any of these people Mozambique Tanzania Kenya Ethiopia Mauritius also on the Silk Road list One Belt one road Yeah they're all targeted Yeah well that's the way we do it and I think The way whoever's organizing this, this... Tillerson man! This is Tillerson. I think this is the stuff he can do. This is Tillerson. But whosever... yeah and they're deciding They look at the situation and will say that this decision was made on behalf of the Americans

3:45:54 And we have people that listen to the show for overseas and you have to be they all know that. We do this kind of thing, so as they listened to this show is being done for the benefit of the Americans. They can't really talk about it as such, which is what I would want to do when you got a bragger like Trump in office? You think he'd be bragging about all this sort of stuff one of his may not know what's going on with his main main election points. His campaign speeches was China's trainers Now, I doubt he's going to say oh they're coming up with it. They're gonna take over the world you know that's a little that's giving him a little... That's not how Trump would do that no and but the other point is you can't really even let it be known that any of this is going on if you're gonna sink the economy for the purposes of saving the economy

3:46:48 Well, remember take when you get a bunch of people you kick out 30% everybody in working and yet it looks like a depression and you're behind it. You have you can't really say well this is for everybody's good so this is all hush-hush only no agenda listeners would even have a clue about what we're talking about and What you just said damage it just popped out of my head about sinking the economy to save the economy? Oh no, no. Ben Powell is a part of it! The new Fed chair. Ah yeah that would be true There it is we've got the trifecta It's set up maybe its going down bro

3:47:32 So I think this is something we need to focus on and pay attention to, and it's going to be relatively easy. Just look at the map Silkroad.noagendanotes.com And you can look at all the names. And I will say you also have tons and tons of backup notes on this page so this is a good page for your students out there who are looking for some really crazy paper right now for your naive teacher slash professor It would be, this right here Adam I don't know why you did this but you put it all together in a very concise useful way and like me. But even for you I said I don't even know why you did this? I don't there's too much... I'm looking at the top what is this Reuters India's new Silk Road snubs highlights golf with China snub highlights golf with China

3:48:26 China invited Indian Prime Minister Modi and six cabinet colleagues to its New Silk Road summit this month. Wait, no... This is not what I thought it would be India's snub to the Belt and Road project is the strongest move yet by Modi. Okay, yeah New Delhi rebuffed Beijing's diplomatic push in sense that a key project in its massive initiative to open land and sea corridors linking China rest of Asia run through Pakistan control Pakistani controlled Kashmir It looks as if they could run it they would love to run there one of these Systems right through the gut of India over to the other side Balochistan which is where we have all the drones

3:49:09 There's also another area, which is that where you look at they should run up the gut. Which is this Iraq or Iran? I can't see this map. I can't blow it out. Yeah yeah you gotta zoom in It doesn't zoom in No I just put a whole bunch of maps underneath Okay well put a map out that blows up this top one So you can see there are little problem areas The Chinese can't break through the Russians are all in they don't care. No is there gonna benefit some oh China gas Let me say building gas to China, but also there's a Bangladesh China India Myanmar economic corridor That's been planned for years and now that's in peril so Pay attention And we need your help on this But you know well we have an economic hitman out there might have some insights if he's listening even doesn't listen number of shows

3:50:10 A number of them, but from just from this map. I'm you can just see where's where stuff is gonna happen So i'm looking at you jaboodi? I'm looking at you venice Venice is very important as a key spot for the venice of key But it's a tourist town well It's on the map is that is there a harbor there Well yeah, it's all water Yeah so here's a harbor there yeah There's venice so everything that comes past uh that goes Passage of booty the gulf of Oman I think is that omon no No, no. No it's your booty and then through the suez and then up yeah up to venice well again I can't blow this map so I can't see that but there's other There's all the good maps underneath it says maps if you expand that node you can see him another Map

3:51:08 And also, just some historical context and I think that's in one of these stories that I put in there about Catalonia. Historically that region right across the top of Spain has been a bridge it has been an economic corridor for hundreds hundreds of years So once you put that all into perspective and then you see that they are saying the 6200 mile train is literally terminating in Madrid.

3:51:45 the yeah through Barcelona. Recently we had some election issues in Kenya oh yeah that's right yes yep yep yes part of the cycle so you want to look for just make a list of these cities that are key and then look for action yeah and at the same time yeah look yeah actually action is the right is the right term yeah be fun Yeah, we'll track this like a dog. Okay good one! Thanks. Oh let me see I do have the little ditty here... What was it here? About your hepatitis A in San Diego

3:52:37 Yeah, what about it? Well there's a report that could explain some other or companion reasons for this outbreak. Officials in Imperial Beach said that sewage flowing up from the coast of Tijuana fouled miles of shoreline over the past weekend sickening surfers and other beach goers Mayor Serge de Dina, who also fell ill said he received no advance notice from officials in Mexico about the pollution. At a Wednesday news conference He said it quote we are doing everything we can to build our relationship with Mexico But if they are going to be continually dumping sewage on us and making our council members and our community sick It's hard to continue that positive protective approach What do you think possibility?

3:53:21 Yeah, big possibility. Blame the homeless for what the Mexicans are doing." The state agency that operates the Tijuana sewers and water delivery system did not respond to a request for comment. Officials with the U.S. International Boundary and Water Commission or IBWC said they received word from the agency's Mexican counterpart that there was no report of a spill Spearheaded by Mayor DeDina, an effort is building throughout the community to take the IBWC to court to force the federal agency to ramp up pressure on Mexico to stop sewage spills. Imperial Beach and Chula Vista as well as the city, county and port of San Diego have now all filed an intent to sue the agency.

3:54:08 Satellite imagery can can track this stuff pretty easily nowadays. Yeah, too bad They didn't specify what they were kind of sick ill they got like oh they all got it but Titus Detective Dukie Police SBU special poopers unit That's right We're always on the case for you ladies and gentlemen Special Poopers Unit So there was a beauty pageant, Miss Peru. I think only CBS covered this story. I just think it was hilarious because it's in the right you know where we got the Dustin Hoffman thing and there's other guys some other directors are douchebag goes on and on yeah and some of these guys aren't total douchebags as apparent is this stories come forth but miss peru beauty contest is the clip and what its about is that they

3:55:03 I'm actually surprised that this hasn't happened in this country or something like it. This is a fantastic story! In Peru, contestants at a beauty pageant defied tradition to speak up about violence against women Each Miss Peru contestant is expected to announce her measurements But the figures they cited included 82 murders and 156 attempted murders of women in Peru this year The winner, Romina Lozano said her vital statistic was more than 3,000 women registered as victims of trafficking. So instead of going, I'm 33-32 and you're a 33-22. They went up each one of them went up and read off some statistic not their own shape but some statistics some negative statistic about women being abused or what was the number was and how many women are murdered one after the other and i just thought that was

3:56:01 inventive. They should have also just held up magazine covers and shown, you know women are being objectified stop the objectification of women while they're doing a beauty pageant it's such a mindfuck. Yes especially during the bathing suit competition I think it's a new format, man. We are the endemol of podcasting! We're just coming up with formats left and right. Yeah they could do that and it would be like... It would be very profound to be walking with the bathing suit on holding some image of a brutalized woman and then bitchin' about it The whole thing is fantastic Good yeah very good But good for Peru Oh man Just as an aside

3:56:48 I have this clip and i want to ask you, this is getting...this gets on my nerves. I've watched the right-wing talk show guys or listened to them on the right wing shows and I get material sometimes usually don't but I get the perspective of what they're thinking but there's one guy Mark Levin who comes out and this is Hannity. Hannity has him on his show nobody else will book this guy. I can't watch Hannity Hey, Hannity's annoying but let's listen to Hannity. This is Hannity announcing that Levin is going to be on his show. Thank you all we have a lot more coming rare interview the great one Mark Levin straight ahead The Great One Well why is he the great one? Well because it's like I'm the podfather

3:57:30 You think it's a dad... Great, but still. Okay the reason you're the podfather is because you co-invented minimally podcasting and it's a good pun Godfather Podfather hahaha But there's some connection What does Mark Levin have to do with being The Great One? Why is the great one? It just baffles me. This has been going on for years. Whereas really, it should have been the greatest of all time which is code for The Goat. G-O-A-T Yep Greatest Of All Time The Goat Alright Quick note from the troll room

3:58:10 One of my buddies who's married to Catalan and has a lot of friends from all over the world told me yesterday there is a drive to employ Ukraine nationalist mercenaries, to side with Spain. To quote manage the Catalan breakaway Well that's a Soros deal That would be Yeah that what Soros did in Ukraine So then this could be a Soros op I don't think the breakaway thing would be the Soros opt it would be Soros doesn't want the breakaway No, that's what I'm saying. To manage it so it doesn't happen Oh and so you get a guy like Soros and he brings in his goons? Yeah the same Nazis he brought into Ukraine with John McCain Keep your eye on McCain people! McCain Let's see if McCain has anything on this New Silk Road All you have to do is do McCain McCain has to be... yeah do it McCain has to be in with the Chinese Yeah I would think so

3:59:12 Ooh, New Silk Road could open up massive investment opportunities. And this comes from the McCain Institute. Remember that thing that was funded with a lot of money? Yeah it's a good thing. Yeah Chinese money. Yeah! John McCain's foundation funded with Chinese money is trying to you know... Push the new silk roads just make us all slaves to China Fantastic That may be one of the reasons he's so anti-Trump. I don't believe it because of Trumps casual comments about him not being a hero The guy is an old man, why would he be concerned? He's not that thin skinned Yeah There is a wealth of information out there and we're going to start tapping into it pretty quick We are going to start finding or uncover this

4:00:08 Yeah, well somebody's got to do it. Yeah the journal is on CBS ABC won't be on AB NBC for sure yeah probably all in that's right we'll do it live that's right daddy I'll do it live so one thing that doesn't fit into this this scheme Is what's going on with North Korea and I do have some clips because Mattis is shooting off his mouth Oh on PBS quite a bit And I want to get these clips out of the way. Okay, and this is Madison North Korea PBS one new messages today to North Korea The US Secretary of Defense delivered one of them at the heavily fortified Demilitarized zone that divides north and South Korea his unannounced visit came in a moment of extreme tension John Yang reports

4:00:59 Standing on the world's most tense and dangerous border, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis spoke to U.S. and South Korean troops about diplomacy. Our goal is not war but rather the complete verifiable and irreversible denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula With North Korean soldiers looking on from their side of the demilitarized zone, Mattis reaffirmed full U.S. military support for the South. It is an alliance designed to ensure peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and the strongest military defense of our shared democratic values

4:01:40 Madison, his South Korean counterpart warned against North Korean provocations like new missile and nuclear tests. The nuclear weapon and the missiles North Korea is developing are not something usable if they were to use it we want to make clear that the alliance of South Korea in the United States will punish North Korea for such intention You know, it's pretty odd to hear Mattis say not denuclearization but complete disarmament. What is that about?

4:02:36 Let them have the little goose steppers. I don't know and i'm not sure what they then they bring up this new point of information which is they want to do a atmospheric test in the sky, which is what we used to do in the 50s besides blowing up a bunch of islands We also did some massive testing in the sky Which was uh causing all kinds of issues um I think the big there's if you look at Atmospheric nuclear testing on Wikipedia, you'll find it was one unbelievable massive burst. I think it was done in the 50's It was like one of the biggest bombs ever invented and which is questionable why they did this but they did Anyway that's kind of baffled by this whole thing I'm not sure where its going but might as well play part 2 I'm just looking to see if I can find a massive one in the fifties you were talking about Don't really see...it's sixties?

4:03:35 Series of 50 tests. I thought it was the fifties. Hmm, hmm... I'll find it! And I do want to say that just looking at the news articles that I see here there were a lot of different articles about here this in May exclusive US complaints to China about North Korea's attendance at Silk Road Summit. Are you okay? What was that? Yeah, I'm gargling Oh, okay So I don't know how they would be involved, but just an interesting of note that there was a problem. I'm thinking they must be yeah i'm cruising through the notes to see if If I can find anything But we'll play the second clip all this follows on the fiery war of words between president trump who's threatened to destroy north korea And north korean leader kim jong-un who's called mr. Trump mentally deranged

4:04:34 Mentally deranged. Yeah, there's a mini clip that put that in there because these guys can't resist taking this an objective story and then dropping a little Trump you know needle in there. There is no reason to report it. How about this? China opened on Sunday as summit to promote an ambitious global trade infrastructure project at New Silk Road but the news of this was distracted by North Korea firing a missile This is May 14th Maybe they were using North Korea cover as a foil to cover distraction. Yeah, cuz they know that will be all over that oh Good Obama's are gonna bomb Hawaii yeah, Hawaii protect Hawaii. They're gonna bomb Hawaii. They're gonna bomb Guam I'm getting a bomb anybody That's a good one

4:05:25 It's a good catch. Okay, let's play the last part and we'll be done with North Korea for now. Next week Mr Trump makes his first trip to Asia as president including a visit to Seoul to meet with South Korean President Moon Jae-in General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff was in Seoul today meeting with his South Korean counterparts and Vice President Pence made a pointed visit to Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota home to nuclear bombers and missiles. Anyone who would threaten our nation should know that America always seeks peace. But if we are forced to defend ourselves or our allies, we will do so with military power that is effective and overwhelming

4:06:09 Meanwhile, the administration is using other tools to increase pressure on North Korea this week imposing new economic sanctions. For the PBS NewsHour I'm John Yang. Okay here's a thought first I got to mention what Pence was wearing. Pence had this really nice bomber jacket kind of made out of like blue felt or something. It's very pretty, uh, nice blue color little epaulette things on the shoulders and then he had a big giant badge, big round thing like on those, you know, like you know the service badge or whatever went in not a badged but a circle patch, big patch and on his left side it said Michael pants and vice president

4:06:52 And on the side with the big patch, it had some stitching, some embroidery that said Air Force Two. And I just thought that was the rinky dinks thing anyone could do. Oh, yo a proud member of Air Force Two! I fly the second jet and find the old 707 and I'm Air Force Two. My other- I just thought that was hopeless. My other plane is Air Force One. Yeah, Air Force Two. But if we think about this as like part of the scheme, and they're using North Korea or something just to distract us. Does that mean that the military... We're gonna take no agenda thinking into all these extreme points where the military intelligence is running The White House? And the CIA has been kicked out. And that makes nothing but sense for The Silk Road Project it's a total military operation!

4:07:52 Well, that makes me wonder can the military intelligence people pull off what seems like CIA operations? Like disrupting the Catalonian system. I don't know that they have those skills. Well we're gonna find out! Well, maybe there's something else going on. Maybe the military people who are distracted by Korea so easily... That they're out of the way? ...have nothing to do with any of this and it is still being run by the CIA or other groups together, NSA whatever. And the military guys are just stupid! They don't know what's going on and Trump has got nothing to do with it. Well for sure Afghanistan has something to do with it because that's a massive block of the whole project

4:08:38 Yeah. And that's a military operation? That is, but I think a lot of the drones and some of the other military action that was in Afghanistan with CIA... there were CIA guys are always getting busted over there and CIA guys are calling the shots it was a CIA guy here and there. Do we know that for a fact? I think these intelligence groups need to get their act together. They do. I just don't, i don't know they need to get together to combat Facebook's trolls that's what they're focusing on That must be a huge distraction as well they must be laughing look at these idiots in the media talking about $46 000 dollars. It's Senate Intelligence Committee and same Burr's operation you gotta remember that Senator Burr who is a Republican who runs that show he didn't even want to look at the torture report

4:09:28 that Feinstein put together and wanted to release to the public, then everyone backed. Oh no! No you don't want to release that to the public as you recall? And Burr... so they buried it so anyone in that committee can actually go into a room and look at the report and read the report. Burr refuses too. And he heads up the committee. Now, that brings us back to another old story anecdote where we had one of our economic hitmen talk about his little girlfriend who was in the State Department. She couldn't go to a computer if she had a page up there that anything to do with such and such so these agents you know they're told you can't look at that

4:10:04 They're excluded from the information of the world. Yeah, everyone in the world could be looking at a document that's been smuggled out by WikiLeaks but if you're in one of these agencies that has something to do with the document, you can't look at it! No service for you! Because they'll light detector you to see if he even looked at it so is it possible that Burr just works for the CIA and that's why I just want to look at this document? Could be. He doesn't want us talk about it? Could be...I just don't like it Well, we're going to stay on this and this is indeed a prime example of no agenda thinking. And I'm sad that I was in Europe probably if I'd... If it was here it would have been triggered by it and would have remembered to bet on the surefire winner. The Astros! Yeah so obvious. I felt the same way. It's obvious Houston we knew what was gonna happen did we not even mention it maybe?

4:10:59 You don't like talking about sports. Yeah, but I've been talking about the Astros. I've been talking about the Astros a couple of times. Right the Astros would have been our pick based on geopolitics because they had a big storm... But didn't we already predict that when were talking about it? We always predicted and so based on this storm the Astros should win because that's the place that needs to feel good and meanwhile The Dodgers, they both had the same pretty much the same team. The Dodgers is a place where there's horrible sex predators and it's part of LA as part of Hollywood. They can't win they have to be disappointed yes Yes no so it was for you It was a great World Series I'm sad i missed it yeah it was great all the games were good including the last class was little less good because it was just lopsided and let the rest summer dynamite now finally before we go into our

4:11:53 Final donation. Thank you segment, which will be lengthy as well about we're not going to read as many notes Still it'll it'll take us a little bit This was to me the absolute Epic fail from the Trump administration It's just sad I don't know who came up with this. I don't know who's in charge and But it's so sad when Sarah Huckabee Sanders tries to explain the tax system in the United States using journalists and beer as an example. Suppose that every day, 10 people for our purposes will say reporters go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100 if these ten reporters paid their tab every night the way we pay our taxes it would go something like this The first four of the poorest would pay nothing

4:12:48 The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3, the seventh would pay $7, the eighth would pay $12, the ninth would pay $18, and the tenth, the richest, would pay $59. So that's what they decided to do. The ten reporters drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until one day at the bar owner threw them a curveball. Since you're all such good customers he said I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by twenty dollars Drinks for the 10 reporters would now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four were unaffected – they would still drink for free. But what about the other six? How could they divide that 20-dollar windfall so that everyone would get their fair share? These are the reporters after all, so they're concerned with fairness."

4:13:36 They realized that $20 divided by 6 is 3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody's share then the 5th reporter and the 6th reporter would each end up being paid to drink beer so the bar owner suggested it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poor he was. By doing that, he explained they'd continue following the principle of the tax system they've been using so we proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should pay now and so the fifth reporter liked the first four now paid nothing 100 percent saving The sixth now paid two dollars instead of three dollars a 33% saving. The seventh now paid five dollars instead of seven a 28% saving. John this goes on for another minute

4:14:23 What is she doing this for? This is nuts. I think a cuckoo clock is perfect! If she had a whiteboard, you know with visual depictions which is something Trump actually could do it would be... It might be semi understandable Yes, this is and this is a verbal embarrassment. And somehow here's what I think here's how the meeting went well you know the president he speaks just truth to the people so we're just gonna make it real easy for the stupid slaves to understand because they understand beer! Oh I know will get coverage if we make a journalist drinking beer! Embarrassment... I mean stunning stunning to me

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4:16:37 Last night, October 30th I was listening to the 10th anniversary show and heard my brother Bob knight of the dudes named Ben asked for jobs karma for me. I texted him my thanks. I had an interview on October 11th 20 days ago and was waiting for a response Today I received messages from two people I listed as references at the interviewer contacted them Karma works And I thank you congratulate you on ten years I'm on a monthly subscription will definitely donate on-the-spot when put one in the position is mine now congratulations I have a note, a funny note from Athena Manolopoulos. After screwing up my donation amount last week i had to try again

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4:19:15 you know, a million clips that are offensive to everybody. But that jingle is a Jew favorite! Jews on the show requesting it so I'm gonna presume... Yeah that's what iIm thinking There's a few others here Here's what we're going to do because we have too many things with too many people in name We're just going to name and locate people at different levels of contributing. We can't read all these notes as possible there's 200 of them and again most of them are too long And we, I mean it's great. We hope you understand. We're now in hour five so I hope you understand that. Yeah it's ridiculous and what we want to do is take a look at some of these notes later and if there's anything in there that we should be reading because there are some people with content in the notes as opposed to just telling us how great we are. Uh-huh. We will bring them into another show. It's not that they're going to get erased so then we have all kinds of opportunities here for that

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4:34:44 Even out the year. It's been a tough year. It's been a tough year for the show Because we had tried to stick to our guns as best as possible and we've lost a lot of people along the way You know accusing us of being the Trump defense squad or whatever Trump defense squad. And you know, we didn't pander to it. We kept on looking at what we do. We deconstruct news stories and then we make analysis and then we come up with crazy ideas every so often that a lot of the stuff going on may not be what you think it is. Nobody's reporting it. Number five, that's mine. That's on me and Adam comes up with this thing which is this map and this idea that the Chinese were just doing this to block the Chinese And it actually if you think about it make that makes more sense than anything There's no other reason for some of this activity what why are the Catalonians all bent out of shape about nothing? And so quickly It just was there organized done

4:35:45 Yeah, it's on that page. What's the page again? Silkroad dot noagendanotes dot com Yes So thank you again everybody we do have another show on Sunday and I'm sure people will be coming in for all kinds of... It's probably good time to get an executive producership not in the two-for anymore but I'm sure donations will yo-yo down a bit but really it's been a fantastic 10th anniversary this ends our official BOGOF 2 for 1 promotion Again thank you so much I'm sorry what It ends at midnight tonight. Midnight tonight. Dvorak dot org slash N A Everybody needs the following. Fucking scum! Fuck you! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma.

4:36:47 Here is your official No Agenda birthday list for November 2nd, 2017. Sir Bradley Sells says happy birthday to Dame Karen. Sir Mark Tanner to his lovely wife Beverly. November 6 is her birthday. Sir Mark Tanner to his daughter as well 33 on November 21st the women are celebrating in the Tanner household Daniel Blake too cool for school sister-in-law Anna she celebrates today happy birthday sir Mac Mark Tanner himself is celebrating his birthday tomorrow Ben Klebmoen says happy birthday to his son Mason who turns one year old. Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits, happy birthday to his human resource Roxy Nguyen in Lundy born today come hell or high water Keith Hausner a happy birthday to his daughter Emily celebrated first birthday will celebrate first birthday

4:37:32 On November 19th, Keith Hausner also himself will be celebrating on the 17th. He turns 35. Baron Craig Kuttner is celebrating today I think happy birthday Ryan Roediger says happy birthday to his wife Jennifer she turns the magic number 33 Amanda Stewart congratulates her husband Tyler Stewart he celebrates on the 18th and Amanda and Tyler congratulate their son who will be turning three in November 23rd And finally Benjamin Ross Uh, has us happy birthday to the douchebag José Fontão. And we say happy birthday to all of you from the best podcast in the universe! Oh wait I wasn't supposed to do that. We're gonna do that later. Almost forgot. Ah okay nightings it's quite a list again let me uh see if i can get the ratchet uh what did- Get that ratchet loaded. Shit! What happened? Why don't...I think I might have left it in Holland

4:38:22 Well, they're gonna probably after you now. Shit! Alright no no I got it I got it I got it We're good we got it I'm talking about Rose McGowan apparently she found some Hold on hold on I'm rolling up the ratchet Just two more twists here one I can do one more for the swords perfect Yeah You're gonna break the spring what happened to Rose McGowan? Apparently something she was traveling and somebody they Found like a traces of something and some luggage She left behind her a book or something in that they put out a warrant for arrest. It's just like this bullcrap Yep, that's how it goes man don't touch the pedo bear before you know it You're like Corey Feldman getting arrested on drugs drug charges Mm-hmm okay? I am ready for some nightings. I need your blade sir here. It is stick it in there

4:39:28 Alright, here we go! Ladies and gentlemen very very happy to welcome just a slew of brand new knights to the No Agenda Roundtable, you know how the deal works is uh... You contribute to The Best Podcasting Universe. The NOA Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more, you get a seat at the table! You get your ring! You get your sealing wax and your official certificate and our undying and forever our gratitude We really do appreciate this so I'm going to Get everybody up on stage Fit in a little bit Yeah gotta be on the stage here Okay And we say the following people are knights and dames Peter Reiter becomes Anarchy's knight Sir DVA the

4:40:22 Gary Blatt now Sir Glary Batt, Jonathan Reitzman. Sir Jonathan's double-bladed paddle Frank White is Sir Suspicious of the Meatloaf Daniel Blake Sir Round Sound Joseph Green becomes a Knight today Sir Mean Joe Jason Aubrey Sir Aubrey of Lower Arkansas Scott Singer Sir Scott Knight of the Lake Country Anonymous is Sir Midnight Of The Rivers Andrew Bentley, Sir Andrew Bentley to you. John Davis, Sir Valence with a Y. Dieter Archer, Sir Dieter of the Nightlife with a K. Bill Bean, Sir Bad Bill of Beanville Eric Aschendorf becomes Sir Plus of the Consumer Chuck Jennings, Sir Charles the Red. Kirk Beckner is a knight, Sir Cepheus of the Celestial Plane Jason Lane becomes Sir Jason Lane of Clear Creek Canyon and that'll be a black knighting for him Ben Clefmoons, Sir Benny 33 Sean Hamilton, Sir Hammy Hambone with a big red one Simon Nesbik becomes Sir Nebb of The Unpronounceables we knew it

4:41:16 Gregory Keir, Sir Gregory of the Brookswood. Marta Hallstrom becomes Dame Serenity Richard Dominelli becomes Sir Greek Heretic Dave McPherson, Sir Dave the Reformed Tristian Banning, Sir Tristian Banning to you! Chad Nelson, Sir Chad Black Knight of the Noah-Jenna Roundtable Gary Plumbridge, Sir Gary Knight of the Scarecrow Mike Kammerer, Sir Michael of the Dude's Name Ben Brian Olsen, Sir Visgoat LeFoe Brandon Gamache becomes Sir Tin Death Knight of the Power Slave Lance Fisher, Sir Larry M. F Jenkins Herbert Passeur, Sir Plausible Rays Steven Jaffe, Sir Edgewise Knight of the Border Wall Scott Snyder, Sir Snide Nightarent? Knight-Erent of The OT Network

4:41:57 Eric Zauker becomes Sir Eric, Michael Lepresti, Sir Miguel David Bevers. Sir Dave Knight? Night of the night watch That would be Beavers probably Nicholas Robinson, Sir Carice Richard Ballard, Sir Richard the Lionheart Daniel Blake, Sir Dana protector of underwater criminal investigators Sean Riser, Sir Sean Knight of the second decade. Sean Hamilton, Sir Hammy Hambone of the big red one had that one already Joshua Bryan, Sir Joshua of the Sequoias I'll take that one blade back from you sir Keith Lawson, Sir Tifficate of Authenticity Duncan Martin, Sir Prizingly Refreshing Duncan Sumner, Sir Spencer Sumner David Bailey, Sir David Bailey Trevor, Sir Trevor The Good Baron Lataquin, Sir Baron of the... Sir Beeren it says Of the 21st Streety Co-op

4:42:46 Steven Bussinger becomes Sir Steven Bussinger, Adrian Archer Sir Adrian Archer. Randy Holcomb becomes Sir Handy Holcomb Isabella Fugazotto becomes Dame Isabel, care of Sir Dave Fugazotto, Baron of Kansas City Mike Bateman become Sir Bates Morgan Neck becomes Sir Morgan Defender of the Hershey Highway. Those are our knights and dames, and we thank you so much! And we invite you to sit here at the round table where we have Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay For this 10th anniversary also beer and blunts Brazilian Hotties and Cachacha We got cowgirls in coffee varnish. We have cheap cookies in cold coffee carabiners and cores. We got Blanthans bourbon straight tea and Soba

4:43:27 Buckwheat cakes and Jim Beam black label. We've got three geishas in a bucket of chicken, breast milk and pabulum, ginger ale and gerbils sparkling cider escorts bong hits and bourbon and mutton and mead And for you new knights and dames, head on over to noagendanation.com slash rings It's the only way you can get your ring properly You have to input all your information like where we can send it to and your ring size That's pretty much it Congratulations again to all of you on your knightings and your damings We have a couple more people to congratulate Here's our title changes. Black Knight, Sir G becomes Baron of the Mississippi Valley. Sir Andrew Harms becomes a Viscount today. Sir Hall Anonymous, Sir Reginald Van Gleason III, Baronet. Sir Brian Knight of Northern Connecticut becomes Baronet and Brian in Northern Connecticut. Sir Ryan Benson, Baron of Tampa Bay

4:44:36 Dame Pamela Hagg, baronetess. Sir Blake, Sir Blake Baron of the Bourbon and Rye's. Sir Hank Earl of New York City becomes the Duke of New York City. Sir Racer Nate becomes Baron today. Sir Kobe Hung, Vicon of Hong Kong in the province of Guangdong Main Line China. Sir Francis of SRQ-Vicon of All Things Good in Southwest Florida. Sir John Hogarty, baronet today and Sir Dan Builder of Battery Cars become Sir Dan Barons of Kekistan, Sir Robert Bruckner Baron of the Desert Sprawl and Sir Joel Blazik, Sir Joel Battleborn Black Baron of Northern Nevada. And finally to round out our list Peter Reiter becomes Anarchy's Knight Friar Reiter von Bonneville Adjunct

4:45:14 educator of the land of the ancient lake of Bonneville. And those are our changes for episode 978 closing out our 10th anniversary celebration Thank you for producing, thank you for being a part of it Thank you for... You know the only thing we were missing on our list just because I saw him uh.. You know Baby Driver? That movie Yeah baby driver in that movie Yeah you knew executive producer? Who was the executive? Steve Mnuchin Oh, Steve Mnuchin. Yeah! We're Steve Mnuchin he should be on our list. You know... He can say happy birthday to my spoiled wife? Yeah, yeah spoiled wife. Check her out on Instagram. Come on I said check her out on Instagram. Honey i got your promotion on the internet. Yeah that'll work all right thank you all very much a reminder that this Saturday is November 4th the Antifa rally full-page ad in The New York Times

4:46:16 That's not cheap. That's a hundred grand at least yeah something like that's the minimum I can't imagine it being well they may have a special deal for groups like that or did you see? Did you see the thing? I'm not seeing it You should send me huge huge this nightmare big like, you know It's been chocolate letters This nightmare must end colon The Trump what they supposed to do about it the trump-pence regime must go November 4 it begins be there join the thousands and who will gather in cities and towns across the country a movement of protests that continue every day and night, growing until we become millions determined not to stop until this regime is driven from power. Refusefascism.org Paid for by George Soros. Does it say that at the bottom? No but I added it, its true...I wish it said that For that would be dynamite But no Yeah It doesn't say that

4:47:13 Well, we got more stuff to talk about that. We're pushing off to Sunday and there'll be a lot of good stuff and did more button Mueller Yes, Mueller you liar I want to thank Leo Lapuque Let me see Chris Wilson sir Ned Jeffrey Producer Matt from Gitmo Nation East for our end-of-show mixes cuz yes it's not over yet will take into five hours Thank you everybody in the troll room, listening on noagenderstream.com And thank you John! You know if those guys were con men they'd be the Con Troll Room Coming to you from downtown Texas... Downtown Austin, Texas that is Capital of the drone star state FEMA region What am I at? Six

4:48:04 You don't remember anymore. I've been brainwashed. 7, 6, 5... In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley we're supposed to rain tomorrow The rain stick fell over maybe that's something to do with it not sure uh i'm John C Dvorak We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda until then adios mofos This is a bunch of scumbags that's what they are You are out of order. You are always out of order! You are out of order, shut up! Dowsal Her charm was left behind Every time she opens her mouth Proves she's lost her The bones that creased so often Is like a jar of basil For her kind of rotten There is Their vaccine waters Got crazy in her eyes

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