Topic: Security Screening

39 chapters across the catalog

Corn Sweat
Episode 1690 5:34 - 7:42

1690: Corn Sweat

TSA Biometric Photo Testing, Peanut Butter Liquid Ruling

New TSA procedures involve taking passenger photos at security lines to match against identification documents, causing delays and privacy concerns. Travelers are reportedly being pulled from lines if the biometric match fails, despite the program being presented as a test. Additionally, the TSA reiterated its controversial ruling that peanut butter is classified as a liquid for carry-on purposes.

Freeze Peach
Episode 1519 2:50:14 - 2:51:38

1519: Freeze Peach

TSA Gender-Neutral Screening, Lauren Boebert, Airport Security

The TSA is implementing new "gender-neutral" screening policies to prevent transgender passengers from being flagged for additional searches. Republican lawmakers, led by Lauren Boebert, have introduced the "Securing Americans from Transportation Insanity Act" to block the change. Critics argue the policy could be exploited by terrorists, while proponents say it reduces humiliation for transgender travelers.

Batu
Episode 1435 36:47 - 38:58

1435: Batu

Ukrainian Refugee Crisis and U.S. Intake Policy

Over 3.1 million refugees have fled Ukraine, with more than 2 million entering Poland. The Department of Homeland Security has sent officers to Europe to assist with screening as calls grow for the United States to accept more than the few hundred refugees processed since October.

Invidious Phobias
Episode 1202 6:46 - 9:52

1202: Invidious Phobias

TSA Security Experiences and Canine Screening at JFK

A travel report details recent experiences at Austin and JFK airports, specifically noting the use of pre-check lanes and a unique "gerbil line" canine screening process. Observations suggest that metal detectors have been detuned to allow passengers to keep shoes and belts on to speed up holiday lines.

Googers
Episode 1146 9:53 - 12:21

1146: Googers

TSA Security Procedures, Cell Phone Swabbing, Explosives Testing

New TSA security protocols at US airports are discussed, specifically the practice of swabbing cell phones for explosive residue. An encounter with security personnel is detailed where a legacy Nokia phone was singled out for secondary screening. The conversation explores the logic behind testing frequently handled items like phones and seasonings for potential contact with dangerous materials.

Yeah No
Episode 1095 7:49 - 10:02

1095: Yeah No

ETIAS European Travel Authorization System Launch

The European Union announces the 2020 launch of the ETIAS (EU Travel Information and Authorization System), requiring all eligible travelers to obtain online approval before departure. The system will use biometric data and security databases to screen for criminal threats and terrorists across 22 member countries.

Three Chambers
Episode 1088 5:43 - 8:38

1088: Three Chambers

Heathrow Terminal 5 Security, Rude British Transit Agents

Transit through London Heathrow Terminal 5 requires passengers to undergo a secondary security screening even when staying within the terminal. The experience is described as particularly unpleasant due to the perceived rudeness and chauvinism of the British security staff. Delays in baggage handling and the inefficiencies of pre-checked transit stickers are highlighted as common travel frustrations.

DE-ISIS
Episode 1026 28:03 - 33:02

1026: DE-ISIS

TSA Security Flaws, Global Entry and Slide Whistles

The Global Entry and TSA PreCheck systems are criticized as inconsistent and potentially fraudulent due to varying rules at different airports. During a security screening in Detroit, agents flagged a bag for "opaque electronics," leading to a confusing inspection of a slide whistle. The incident underscores the arbitrary nature of security protocols regarding footwear and electronic devices.

House of Trolls
Episode 978 3:10 - 6:10

978: House of Trolls

Heathrow Terminal 5 Security Procedures and Hiring Practices

A traveler at London Heathrow Terminal 5 describes an unpleasant security experience involving aggressive staff and redundant screening processes. Observations suggest a specific hiring profile for screeners at the terminal, characterized as "matronly" or "diesel" types who utilize black gloves and strict verbal commands. The process included full body scans and swabbing every piece of equipment in a mobile studio.

Ed Mubarek
Episode 943 10:39 - 14:06

943: Ed Mubarek

TSA Security Delays and Global Entry Discrepancies

A traveler with Global Entry status experiences significant delays and meticulous bag inspections at airport security despite having Pre-Check privileges. The account highlights inconsistencies in how security status is applied to traveling companions and the slow pace of enhanced screening measures.

Ed Mubarek
Episode 943 25:08 - 31:18

943: Ed Mubarek

TSA Pilot Program for Screening Books and Magazines

The Department of Homeland Security tested a pilot program requiring passengers to remove books and magazines from carry-on luggage for manual inspection. While the TSA claims the measure helps identify sheet explosives hidden in paper, critics argue it allows agents to scrutinize the ideological content of passengers' reading materials.

Ed Mubarek
Episode 943 35:26 - 39:41

943: Ed Mubarek

Bespoke Post Gadgets and Airport Security Encounters

An anecdote describes various "dude gadgets" received from subscription services like Bespoke Post, including a keychain bottle opener that resembles a weapon. The story details encounters with security at airports and the Empire State Building regarding multi-tools and USB-integrated Swiss Army knives.

F4K3 80085
Episode 825 1:28:04 - 1:32:51

825: F4K3 80085

TSA Labor Tactics, Security Vulnerability Humiliation

The TSA's current operational difficulties may be a retaliatory response to recent undercover tests that exposed significant security vulnerabilities, such as the failure to detect weapons. By strictly adhering to every protocol, the agency can create massive delays as a form of "work-to-rule" protest. This tactic pressures the government for more resources while inconveniencing the traveling public.

Dustbin of History
Episode 780 1:22:58 - 1:26:48

780: Dustbin of History

Elizabeth Kennedy Trudeau, State Department Visa Screening

State Department spokesperson Elizabeth Kennedy Trudeau defended the visa screening process following the San Bernardino attack. Despite the failure to detect the radicalization of the female shooter, Trudeau maintained that the multi-layered security process, including fingerprints and interviews, remains robust. The hosts mock the repetitive and defensive nature of the State Department's briefings.

Nice Fabric
Episode 724 13:55 - 14:42

724: Nice Fabric

TSA Security, Pre-Check Failures, Opt-Out Procedures

A traveler reports being denied TSA Pre-Check status despite having a valid Trusted Traveler number, reflecting a reported cutback in the program. Choosing to "opt out" of the backscatter X-ray machines led to a lengthy wait for a manual pat-down. The process is described as a "humiliation process" involving specific verbal cues used by TSA agents to coordinate male assists.

Terrorist Narrative
Episode 670 5:05 - 6:57

670: Terrorist Narrative

TSA Pre-Check Discrepancies, Trusted Traveler Status

A travel anecdote describes a discrepancy in TSA Pre-Check status during a flight from Austin to New York. Despite being a law-abiding citizen and trusted traveler, one host was denied Pre-Check while his companion, who had previously faced immigration hurdles, was granted expedited screening.

Dead Man Cuffed
Episode 620 15:47 - 17:42

620: Dead Man Cuffed

TSA, Valet Service and Gay Interaction Anecdote

A host recounts a positive experience with TSA agents in Atlanta, contrasting them with Customs and Border Patrol. The story focuses on a specific interaction with a flamboyant male agent who assisted with carrying multiple laptops and bags through the security line. The host jokingly refers to the assistance as a "valet service."

Dead Man Cuffed
Episode 620 17:42 - 20:19

620: Dead Man Cuffed

Narita Airport, Japanese Security and Audio Gear Inspection

An exit from Japan through Narita Airport involved a detailed security inspection of a podcast equipment bag. Security officers required the removal of all items, including a Rode microphone and ham radio gear, for separate screening. A Japanese policeman also recorded the traveler's passport details on a handwritten form during the process.

Heteroflexible Previvor
Episode 568 18:06 - 23:25

568: Heteroflexible Previvor

TSA PreCheck Procedures and Southwest Airlines Security Fees

Observations on new TSA PreCheck procedures include the use of purple flashlights on boarding passes and the ability to leave shoes and laptops in bags. One host reports a conversation with a supervisor claiming Southwest Airlines offers a version of expedited screening for an $85 fee.

Ready for Huma
Episode 536 43:00 - 46:11

536: Ready for Huma

Airport Security Discrepancies, Schiphol vs US TSA

Adam Curry recounts his recent travel experiences through Schiphol Airport and Nice, noting the lack of full-body scanners and the ability to keep shoes on during screening. He contrasts the relaxed European security with the strict TSA protocols in the United States. Curry highlights the absurdity of being allowed through with a bag full of wires and circuit boards while families are stopped for toy guns or shampoo.