4 chapters across the catalog
A host recounts a positive experience with TSA agents in Atlanta, contrasting them with Customs and Border Patrol. The story focuses on a specific interaction with a flamboyant male agent who assisted with carrying multiple laptops and bags through the security line. The host jokingly refers to the assistance as a "valet service."
Sydney Airport Security, No Agenda Valet Program
A producer in Australia attempts to use "No Agenda Valet" tips at the Sydney International Airport by opting out of new body scanners. The resulting confusion among security staff highlights the lack of established opt-out procedures and the absurdity of modern airport security protocols.
Adam Curry describes his "valet service" game at airport security, where he uses coach-class Southwest tickets to enter priority lines and treats TSA agents like personal assistants during his mandatory "opt-out" pat-downs. He recounts an experience at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport where he was searched by a trainee not wearing a uniform. Curry encourages listeners to use these tactics to feel "empowered" against the "sheep-like" behavior of other travelers.
No Agenda Premium Valet Service at Airport Security
A listener email describes successfully using a "No Agenda trick" to access premium security lines at the airport despite having a coach ticket. The hosts joke about treating TSA agents as a "valet service" to avoid baggage theft and receive better treatment.
