2:07:32 In the morning, John Adam. Thank you for the best podcast in universe and the best comedy podcast in the universe finally recognition Please add myself sir wire of The Hidden Jewel to the birthday list March 19th is the day that was yesterday You're on I want to send a shout out and thank you to Adam who recently helped me out And shared some of his formidable knowledge with me a very gracious mensch you are AC Okay, what's this? I don't know He asked me something and yeah, he had questions and I answered them. And I answer everyone's questions. John and Adam the Noah Generation has been an anchor for you over the last decade plus and the world would not be the same without you as you can see in my note I am no longer in California and have moved to Arizona. I have a quick question regarding peerage committee before the Peerage Committee As my knighthood title is tied to a physical location must they change it now that I have moved?
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2:09:14 And I did not that misfired what happened there. Here we go fire And onward with chap Williams who by the this is a check that comes in from a bank and So says we get those and we do going and fill out forms or you go to some website need to send checks automatically He's does this come in about once a quarter F333-33 from Edmond, Oklahoma. And I've never heard from him and I just looked him up in an email there's nothing in there so one of these days he'll chime in I'm sure. He probably got enough to be a baron John Edwards in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is next on the list and he wrote in...I do have his note but I will read it let me see if there's anything else I should give you in terms of jingles I put this at beginning
2:10:12 Just replay the little synth riff at the end of the dedouche jingle three times. What? You've been de-douched. There's a little thing at the end. Okay, but I can't do that No you can't. It doesn't work that way. Hey John and Adam please accept my humble donation and de-douche me. Oh yeah we can play that. Of course we can do full on de-douching. You've been de-douched No, that's a base isn't it? I have been a listener since last year when my friend Steve hit me in the mouth. I laughed so hard and almost drove off the road!
2:10:51 Listening to John turn World Economic Forum, W-E-F into W-E-C and then W-C on one of the recent episodes. That was a classic! I meant to donate for some time but that really pushed me over the goal line they say laughter is the best medicine and at this point it's statistically better for you than the booster at preventing the Rona Probably. I have evangelized the best podcast in the universe to anyone who will listen to me, which is fewer and fewer people these days because I quote Carry water for Putin! And, quote, don't believe in the science. Oh no... and often I refer to the M5M as, quote, fake news media. Oh no... oh yeah... Please keep up the excellent deconstructions
2:11:45 to look at an issue from multiple angles is the essence of truthful journalism. I'm happy to promote and produce your honest, unbiased commentary in terms of jingles. Could you just replay the little synth? And we tried that it can't be done so you got your de-douching and let's give some karma instead. You've got karma Yeah, I can't be editing stuff on the fly. And he came in with 333 Sir Cal our buddy sir cal 320 dot 22 Northville Michigan hey please send a karma shot to all my supporters out there He says as three out of four online sales are from no agenda folk Thanks for everything that is Cal from lavender blossoms org Had fun fun experience product
2:12:39 Now you sound like Howard Stern. Lute everybody! Celebrities need to know we move product here at this show, we sell, we sell salve! This is what I wanted to do. You've got karma We sell salve man Aaron Aratocritus Sounds right. Arotocritus Pretty sure In Nashville 300 bucks Uh, wishing my smoking hot better half John aka Sir Harvey Wallbanger a very happy birthday. He gifted me a donation for Valentine's Day and I am climbing towards Damehood so i can sit next to him at the round table! Jingle request? How you doing booster? How you doin' booster? Oh, you were close
2:13:33 I never heard that before. No, it's a podcasting 2.0 thing Okay let me go to Mark Ginty because i can't find a note from him and he's in Nagatuck Connecticut at 233 33 and you can go uh and take it from there Uh yes I have anonymous from texas 222 dot two two And it says note coming by email. This is what you had, I believe. I don't think i have this one... This is exactly what we talked about before the show Oh yeah yeah yeah! I'll take this and you take the next one. This is a note for The Anonymous from Texas 222.22 Jingles he needs a de-douching We have that You've been de-douched
2:14:19 And at the end he's gonna need a big jobs karma and please Please big jobs karma, please and little girl shut up slave. Okay? Okay ITM John and Adam Thank you for everything y'all do I first of all need a deducing or just gave you that The donation is honor my 32nd birthday. I think we put him on the list. I hope maybe I didn't Maybe it did yes We did on March 22nd and please add me to the birthday list I've been listening since the start of the of the vid, and haven't missed an episode yet. Yeah the vid is the COVID baby! Where you been man? I'm already forgetting... Please hit me with a huge Jobs Karma, i'm a teacher that's fed up
2:15:03 And tired of teaching other people's woke human resources. Well, that's a switcheroo. Say that again! I'm a teacher that is fed up and tired of teaching other people's woke human resources What a nightmare! No kidding. I have completed two interviews and need some karma to land this amazing and significantly higher paying job my 2.5 year old little girl often listens to the best podcast in the universe with me, and loves The Shut Up Slave at the end of the first donation segment And it would make her so happy to hear it twice
2:15:42 Well, you might want to do that. Okay? It's short. Love and Lit Anonymous from Texas. Shut up slave! Shut up slave! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma. Shut up slave! Good luck. We got three for ya there. Thank you Now we move to Boris Chypinyk, who's in Pleasantville New York $200 associate executive producer ship says I was compelled to write about Ukraine. I know this note is long Sorry, it's okay We won't read at all first off even for the no agenda audience I must preface this by saying f Putin hope he hangs from a lamppost soon see This is one of these jobs
2:16:26 Fortunately, historically speaking when Russians removed autocratic warmonger leaders in the past nothing bad has happened. I was born in Kiev Well, he spells it K-I-E-V. He says that's how I spell it? I don't read or speak a lick of Ukrainian good so I didn't offend him grew up in America my whole family spent a lifetime over there So my perspective is not it's not quite firsthand. I am 100% Jewish historically this meant I'm a Jew from Ukraine and not Ukrainian interesting take I was as shocked as anyone they elected a Jewish president overwhelmingly while their elections are shoddy. They're certainly quite superior to Russia's and the state of Georgia and Michigan." I don't think many people had President Barack Hussein Obama on their bingo card either
2:17:17 Okay, a few things people should understand this note is long but it's content. This is I like this This is good. This is important kind of stuff We need to be talking about the difference between Russians and Ukrainians is quite a bit less than Protestant and Catholic Irish the entire Ukrainian ethnic identity is built on hating the Russian state and and before that the Polish and Austro-Hungarian state, and for good reason. Ukrainians will generally not admit this. This invasion has created a new level of national unity and mythology that clearly Putin nor I expected." Whatever Zelensky's main faults, I believe he flipped the script and was supposed to flee and create the perennial government in exile our spooks love so much! This upset Russian plans some quizzling was supposed to surrender by now
2:18:03 Crimea will return to Ukraine maybe the day after Texas returns to Mexico. Yeah, the Donbas region is way more Russian than Texas or California is American and The story of Ukraine and the Nazis in World War two was not good but it's in fact quite a bit more nuanced So I think that's a very superficial trope as much as I hate to say it I would read Stefan Bandera's wiki entry The very short version is, as far as leaders from the last 100 years he is really the only one who emerged to fought for an independent Ukrainian state against Poles Russians Nazis and communists. I'm not defending the guy in the least but nations and cultures need their heroes and find them where they can had he lived in the 1700's he would have been glossed over in the fog of history As others have said about Poland Ukraine has the misfortune being between Germany and Russia not on the west coast
2:18:58 Hold on a second, where am I? Not on the west coast of the United States. That's where it ends for me So what is our takeaway here he wants Putin dead Well, I think a lot of Ukrainians would say that yeah right now for sure someone's invading your country Yeah, no matter what degree of course Hmm okay I don't see that he's condemning us. No, no, no, all we do is read deconstruct the news and then try to make something out of it. Actually appreciate that he sent this note in. That's very helpful. Alright onward! Do you have any requests? No requests that i could see. Bycow Dirty Dick Bangz is last on the list so we wrap it with him He came here with $200 and he's in Washington DC Whatever that tells ya This donation is for one thing and one thing only
2:19:55 Happy birthday Archer Campbell Bangs from Uncle John and Uncle Adam. I believe he's on the list Yes, he is archers turning five years old He enjoys roller coasters hockey lacrosse and basketball ladies. He'll be available in 13 more years Maybe 10 you'll be attending kindergarten at Blessed Sacrament with his big brother Barrett Barrett Barrett Archer, we're so proud of you. Happy birthday! Archer loves drone effects. Oh I should have known this... yeah keep going on. Why don't you find the drone and launch it? Get it out here. There is it! There's Archer! Wait hold on there we go. There it is flying off. You're losing your touch. It went left to right. Love mommy daddy Barrett & Colton Viscount Dirty Dick Banks DC PS
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