Topic: Rain Sticks

Listeners from South Africa and Canada send final memorial donations, with one requesting a "rain stick" shake to address a dismal winter rain season in Cape Town. The segment covers a range of donation amounts, including "double nickels on the dime" and a contribution from a listener in Dallas who sent their remaining funds until their next paycheck. The hosts express exhaustion after seven hours of broadcasting.

Sir Desi Dude of Liberty Village in Toronto is elevated to the rank of Baron after a significant donation. He shares the history of Liberty Street, named for released prisoners. Meanwhile, Dame Melivation in Colorado Springs sends a donation for the American 250th anniversary and credits a "rain stick" for helping contain local wildfires.

Adam Curry reports on severe flooding in the Texas Hill Country, noting that the Guadalupe River is facing a 35-foot wall of water affecting Kerrville. The discussion shifts to technical issues with Microsoft Hello appearing on Windows 10 systems and the frequency of emergency alerts on iPhones. John C. Dvorak mentions receiving false earthquake alerts in Northern California.

Sir Tan Lee, creator of the WeatherChamps.app, proposes a "No Agenda Rain Stick" game within his play-to-earn weather application. The app allows users to engage with weather data and forecasts, with a portion of proceeds potentially supporting the show. The discussion touches on the recent flooding and storms across the country, questioning the current need for the traditional "rain stick" ritual.

Producers held a meetup in Leiden, Netherlands, featuring Sir Patrick Kobel. A "rain stick" request was made for the Netherlands, which the hosts performed on-air. Upcoming meetups are announced for Davenport, Iowa; Culemborg, Netherlands; Coeur d'Alene, Idaho; and the first-ever meetup in Copenhagen, Denmark, at the Baghaven microbrewery.

Residents in the Texas Hill Country, specifically north of San Antonio in Bulverde and Kerrville, are facing a severe drought as residential wells run dry. Local water haulers from Canyon Lake have warned of impending Stage 3 restrictions that would halt water deliveries. In response to a listener's "SOS" request, a traditional "rain stick" ceremony is performed to symbolically encourage rainfall to replenish the regional aquifer.

A correction is issued regarding Max Blumenthal, clarifying that he is the son of Sidney Blumenthal and not related to Senator Richard Blumenthal. Additionally, a humorous apology is offered to Canada, jokingly suggesting that a "rain stick" used in a previous episode to stop wildfires caused a month of excessive rain.

Dame Beth from Tucson requests a "shake of the rain stick" to help kickstart the Arizona monsoon season following several local wildfires. Sir Eric from Michigan shares that he runs a firework stand to pay for his children's college tuition, noting that their best-selling mortar kit is named "Boomshakalaka." The hosts provide "jobs karma" for several producers seeking career changes.

Several producers reached "Knight" status, including Sir Foam Finger Number One, who compared Elon Musk to Howard Hughes. Hollywood producer Dana Brunetti donated for his daughter Estella's 10th birthday and requested a "rain stick" ceremony for the State of Jefferson (Northern California/Southern Oregon). The hosts performed a "massive" rain stick ritual to address regional droughts.

A producer from St. Helena reported on the Napa Valley wine harvest and the impact of recent 118-degree heat followed by unusual rain. The hosts defended their use of the "Rain Stick," a precision instrument they claim influences weather patterns, while cautioning listeners not to attribute every storm to its use. Additionally, a note from a "Canadian escapee" detailed his family's move to the U.S. to escape restrictive policies.

The hosts acknowledge various gifts received at their PO Box, including port-infused tea from the No Agenda Tea Club and spirits from listeners. A "rain stick" incident is mentioned, where the device fell over, prompting jokes about weather manipulation. These interactions emphasize the personal connection between the hosts and their "producers" (listeners).

The hosts perform a "rain stick" ceremony to bring moisture to Dana Brunetti's ranch and other parts of California. They joke about a dwindling supply of "de-douches" (a show-specific ritual for listeners) and the need for a "cap" on such services similar to EU energy policies. The segment blends listener interaction with ongoing show tropes.

The hosts open the program by claiming credit for recent rainfall in Texas and at the Wimbledon tennis tournament through the use of rain sticks. They discuss the unusual early fog in Northern Silicon Valley and debate the safety protocols of clearing stadiums during lightning strikes. A brief mention is made of the current news cycle being dominated by noise and distractions like Roe v. Wade.

The hosts celebrate 15 years of the No Agenda program, attributing their longevity and independence to the producer-supported value for value model. Transitioning to local concerns, they discuss the severe drought in Texas. In a recurring show ritual, they perform a "rain stick" session involving specific directional orientations to encourage rainfall in the Hill Country.

The episode concludes with a signature "end of show mix" featuring listener-submitted music and clips. A humorous anecdote is shared about the peppery taste of ants, leading to a "burning trick" for pest control. The hosts sign off from "FEMA Region 6" and "Northern Silicon Valley," promising to return on Sunday to deconstruct the latest news.

A humorous dispute involves the Rain Stick Authority (RSA) regarding the proper technique for using a rain stick during the show's opening. The hosts clarify that RSA stands for the Rain Stick Authority rather than the Republic of South Africa. Recent rain in Texas is attributed to the successful, albeit contested, use of the sacred instrument.

Severe weather and multiple tornadoes struck Round Rock and Austin, Texas, causing material damage and one reported death. The hosts jokingly attribute the storms to the use of a "rain stick" intended to end a drought. A historical anecdote is shared regarding a high-rise building in downtown Fort Worth, near the former Tandy Towers, which was allegedly twisted by a past tornado so severely it could not be demolished.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 1435 of the No Agenda Show on March 20, 2022. The hosts perform their traditional rain stick ritual, using a custom tool made by producer Sherry in Utah, to address drought conditions in California and the Texas Hill Country.

Producers Danielle and Sir Jeff from Weed, California, request "emergency karma" for their region due to wildfires. Adam Curry promises to recalibrate the rain sticks to bring relief to the Mount Shasta area.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 1359 of No Agenda, broadcasting from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. They discuss the extreme heat across the Western United States and Washington while San Francisco remains cool. The hosts perform a ritual using official rain sticks from Utah, made by Dame Sherry, intended to bring relief to the parched Western states.