Do It For Ukraine

00:00 How patronizing is this dude? Let the great reset begin! And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No. 6 In The Morning, everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where we're all saying the same thing Long Live The Queen I'm John C. Dvorak It's Crackpot & Buzzkill In The Mornin' Ah show day Show day She did it on a show day Or they did it on a show day would be more accurate Well You know? I mean the timing is perfect

00:48 Get the new prime minister in, shake hands with the Queen. So that isn't a question? It would be horrible if she passed away before she accepted the new Prime Minister and then done! Perfect perfect perfect did you see the pictures of her shaking hands with Liz Truss oh I thought that was Liz... okay I'm not gonna do the joke Yes, I did. She's lost about a foot in height You know that's not the woman I met I'll tell you that And it probably wasn't You know and she looks like it That one shot where she's leaning over and she's got her bag on her arm Which is kind of for her signature look and her cane? I mean she looks just like a wax figure

01:39 Just like a wax figure. Anyway, this of course kicks off the great reset I've been waiting for that for the signal here it is on deck we still have the Pope He will resign of course And Liz truss, I think she'll become the Margaret Thatcher of her age. What do you think? No Me neither if you heard about her plan so she's coming and everyone's hurting everyone She's got some new phrase for the country to the the Britain, the country of the future or something. It's some crazy little ditty she's dreamed up. No I didn't hear this by the way... Obviously only heard it once and can't remember it For our British producers we're sorry for your loss! I know that in a weird way you guys really care about that stuff. I get it and now we move on to making fun So Liz Truss she is another Prime Minister She has to hit the ground running We had to get Boris out

02:39 She has stuff to prove. Let's start with resetting, I don't know energy markets? Liz Truss will announce a freeze to average domestic energy bills at £2,500 for up to two years now universal grants of 400 pounds already announced by Rishi Sunak will still apply bringing that down to 2100 pounds close the current price cap of £1,971. But without intervention that figure will rise 80% to £3,549 and to stop that increase the government will borrow to make up the difference between the capped figure and real cost to suppliers of buying energy so taxpayer money will go to energy companies to pay for our bills now the costs of filling that gap for

03:24 all households would be about £40 billion a year. But that's without any further price rises in wholesale gas markets. Government sources say the total package won't exceed £100 billion a year, but it is impossible to accurately predict the cost because of volatility of energy markets and there will be concern this could be a blank cheque funding energy company profits So, this is very interesting. By the way that report was as good as it gets. No no really confusing numbers flying around Oh no this is happening at the Queen Ursula level I mean and know it's separate from the UK and they're not quite doing the same but here's what I understand They put a cap on it let's just say your total yearly bill would be two-and-a-half thousand can't be more than that

04:14 If your bill because of the deregulated energy market, electricity markets is for some reason $5,000 then the government will borrow the $2,500 that you can't pay because of the cap which I guess is determined by the electricity companies who as we know are just trading desks trading energy back and forth futures five ten years into the future. They'll get that money Which of course I think is kind of a self-feeding machine. Doesn't that mean that they'll do everything they can to raise the price because it comes off the government anyway? And then, of course they're borrowing...I'm not sure what they mean by that does that mean... Are they doing money? Trading money. Thank you! That's what i wanted to make sure it was so they will create money which creates inflation which will just makes prices go higher So its this self fulfilling machine right? Im no crazy in that thinking am I?!

05:07 You know it's kind of funny because it reminds me of the student loan crisis where all of a sudden you create, you allow students to get these loans that really was just a signature and then coincidentally their prices or the tuition go up. And so the student loans get more, there's more of them and so the prices of tuitions go up. It is kinda the same thing. Well this is now Now, this was rolled out yesterday by Queen Ursula. I'll just get right into it. They're all short clips to explain it precisely because this is a disaster And all that anyone got from her speech, which at first I was like oh man this is great when you know and Tucker Carlson had this clip everybody sent me this clip. But that's all they ever looked at was this one clip from Queen Ursula rolling out her energy and electricity plan. This is what is expensive because in these peak demands

04:14 If your bill because of the deregulated energy market, electricity markets is for some reason $5,000 then the government will borrow the $2,500 that you can't pay because of the cap which I guess is determined by the electricity companies who as we know are just trading desks trading energy back and forth futures five ten years into the future. They'll get that money Which of course I think is kind of a self-feeding machine. Doesn't that mean that they'll do everything they can to raise the price because it comes off the government anyway? And then, of course they're borrowing...I'm not sure what they mean by that does that mean... Are they doing money? Trading money. Thank you! That's what i wanted to make sure it was so they will create money which creates inflation which will just makes prices go higher So its this self fulfilling machine right? Im no crazy in that thinking am I?!

05:07 You know it's kind of funny because it reminds me of the student loan crisis where all of a sudden you create, you allow students to get these loans that really was just a signature and then coincidentally their prices or the tuition go up. And so the student loans get more, there's more of them and so the prices of tuitions go up. It is kinda the same thing. Well this is now Now, this was rolled out yesterday by Queen Ursula. I'll just get right into it. They're all short clips to explain it precisely because this is a disaster And all that anyone got from her speech, which at first I was like oh man this is great when you know and Tucker Carlson had this clip everybody sent me this clip. But that's all they ever looked at was this one clip from Queen Ursula rolling out her energy and electricity plan. This is what is expensive because in these peak demands

06:05 the expensive gas comes into the market. So what we have to do is flatten the curve and avoid the peak demands, We will propose a mandatory target for reducing electricity use at peak hours and we will work very closely with the member states to achieve this Now of course everyone correctly identifies the flattened-the-curve get ready to be locked down or turn off stuff by command by rule and as you heard that Queen Ursula and the European Commission, which is the president they're going to mandate... mandate the member states go and reduce their peak hours. And so that's now instead of flattening the curve of this is the same fun game we get to play instead of flattening the curve of infections and deaths now we get to flatten the curve of peak demand

07:01 So Ursula lays out this strategy for the European Union. It's a doozy, it's this on steroids so and by the way man she must be like two feet tall and she wears skinny jeans like she's got toothpicks in her big head with that hair you see her from the side it's kind of creepy are you still with me? Yeah, I'm just listening. Okay. She's not kind of creepy. She's very creepy So she comes out does 15 minutes? I got a couple of clips This is just kind of the intro little status where we're at and you know Oh so great and everything's fantastic And we're kicking Putin's ass But you know would you have a few issues

07:47 And we were able, if you look at the cuts that Russia has done in gas. We were able to completely compensate so far the gas imports through other reliable suppliers and of course the third step is the most important this is massive investment on renewables We have RepowerEU on the table. The renewables are cheap, they're homegrown They make us independent When she says the renewables are cheap they're homegrown Does she literally mean the sun and wind? Because she's not talking about stuff that converts renewables into energy issues They're not cheap And they're not homegrown Even the home grown stuff is not cheap

08:35 I think she's just talking purely about wind and sun. Yeah, that's homegrown! It is home grown! The sun is hitting my property... It's home-grown right here! Hey if I put a petunia out there and the Sun hit it and then grew the Petunia I could say the petunias are home grown because of the Sun Why you come up with petunia? I don't know but I like it. It's very cute And of course the third step is the most important this is massive investment in renewables We have RepowerEU on the table. The renewables are cheap, they're homegrown... They make us independent. No she's not talking about that! We just determined she is talking about the sun and the wind. They're cheap they're homegrown Well the sun and the wind are cheap because there but to get energy out of them and put it into play is not cheap But thats why shes saying this

09:29 I'm just deconstructing, she's not lying. Okay sun and wind is cheap... Oh i'll turn it into something cool! Renewables are cheap and homegrown? I'd like it queen We will deploy renewables that are equivalent to around about 80 billion cubic meters so the renewables really our energy insurance for the future But we also see that the Russian manipulation of the gas market has still over effects on the electricity market. Manipulation? So there's on one hand, the Russian manipulation but there are also other factors during this summer

10:10 We see the effects of climate change. We see the drought, hydro power has been reduced by 26% in the European Union and if you look at Portugal 46%. And we have the fact that we are having less nuclear electricity in the European Union at the moment being I like how she, at the moment being. She knows it has been dismantled in her own country and so she can't even finish the sentence properly We have the fact that we have less nuclear electricity in the European Union at the moment being Yes And this is a reason why we are now confronted with astronomic electricity prices for households and companies and with enormous market volatility

11:00 Therefore, we will put forward a set of five different immediate measures. Okay here are you ready for your five measures? You're going to love every single one of them and your task is To be on the lookout and let me know if at any point any of these five measures sounds like nationalization Of any market because it's kind of it's kind of hard determine what nationalization is? I mean, is it literally we own it. We have to have the pink slip Is that when true nationalism takes place as opposed to what you're going to hear well listen to this so here's your five points measure one The first one is smart saving of electricity What has changed over the summer because of the elements I was just mentioning

11:55 that we see there is a global scarcity of energy. So whatever we do, one thing is for sure – We have to save electricity but we have to save it in the smart way If you look at the costs of electricity they are peak demands and this is what is expensive because these peak demands the expensive gas comes into the market. So what we have to do is flatten the curve and avoid the peak demands, We will propose a mandatory target for reducing electricity use at peak hours And we will work very closely with the member states to achieve this." So there's the full clip of flattening the curve so and she's correct because when there's peak demand and you're

12:43 free and homegrown renewables can't cut it, and gas has to come in. And that is now four to I guess ten times as expensive So let's go measure... so this means we have to save smart She didn't really explain what that is but... Flatten the curve. There's a reason it's called peak demand Yes It's when you need it the most! So stop needing it so much you slaves Stop it and flatten the curve. So that's going to be mandatory unplugging of stuff, and I'm sure that there will be... Well you know they're pushing this process here in California because we've had these hot days. You get phone alerts

13:30 I never got the phone alert, but... Sorry. What the hell was that? I tripped over the sword over the knighting sword sorry. Geez. They're depeat what they're telling us is that don't run a dishwasher Don't run them do your clothes washer. Don't run these mechanical devices and you've done that should be enough so You cannot wash to close it between four and eight. I don't even know why this peak demand, the time of it is weird to me. It's like four to eight or something like that. Let me see what it is...I happen to have the Urquhart. Let me see what it is in Texas with the peak because you can see the curve. You can see the peaks start at Corson. Oh yeah here we go

14:20 you Now why does it go up? I guess people come home from work and they turn on the air conditioner maybe. I don't know what... Or they come home and they do their dishes or they come home and run the washing machine They move their life from elsewhere to their home That's how it works, everyone comes home Yeah once you get to that, once you get to your home It shifts away from other places Screw ya is right

15:00 It's all bullshit, John. It's all bullshit! It's all manufactured. Here we go... Measure number two The second measure We will propose a cap on the revenues of companies that are producing electricity with low costs Okay so this is interesting There will be a cap on revenues which they call an inframarginal It's a great term. And she had this great chart which explained it later, so the way electricity works is the price of electricity is priced at the most expensive source. So if its coal or gas or whatever it is that price that entity is offering will be the price for all electricity now if you have wind or solar you know the homegrown free stuff your cost is very low

15:55 So what she is now saying is, these companies are getting such a free ride. These renewable companies that all that extra profit we're going to take because screw you! The second measure we will propose a cap on the revenues of companies that are producing electricity with low costs Now I don't know if she says revenues...I think she would mean profits but I'm not sure So they want to cut straight into the revenues, which is just phenomenal. So you don't deserve them!

16:49 and revenues they cannot reinvest as far. You can't even spend it that's so much money! This goes, takes us right back to the 70s and this is... Price controls? Would normally be called price controls. These revenues do not reflect their production costs so it is now time for the consumer... Did we even tell you what you should be making?! I mean when when the government says You're making too much revenues, this is not equal to your production costs. We suckered you into getting into this business promising big profits big money big revenues and now that you've been suckered and you're in it we are taking your money These revenues do not reflect their production costs so it's now time for the consumers

17:39 to benefit from the low costs of low carbon sources, like for example the renewables. We will propose to re-channel these unexpected profits. Re-channel the profits! We channel them to the member states so that the member states can support the vulnerable households and vulnerable companies. So it's interesting because she uses terminology here which as we'll find out in a moment is specific for the renewables, and she says reach...we will re-channel your profits which means that the government can actually just intervene in that payment traffic

18:19 Yeah, we're looking at your revenues. We're looking at all you know if you make a lot of revenues I'm gonna shunt that we're going to reach channel it over to the consumers So this is how we're going to give people as they can take another look at Apple do it with them I know it's got nothing to do with energy but they're making too much money You should re-channel it. Hold on, I love this re-channeling! Now don't you dirty horrible world killing baby killing human killing fossil fuel companies think you're getting off easy?

18:58 For some reason we can't re-channel you, we've got a special term for you. The third measure is that the same goes of course for the unexpected profits of fossil fuel companies Oil and gas companies have also made massive profits And therefore we will propose that there is a solidarity contribution for fossil fuel companies A solidarity contribution comrades What the hell? She left comrades out. This is such socialist bullshit! A solidarity contribution at your discretion, comrade. And therefore we will propose that there is a solidarity contribution for fossil fuel companies because all energy sources must help to overcome this crisis

19:52 Member states should invest these revenues to, as I said support vulnerable households and vulnerable companies but also to invest them in clean homegrown energy sources. Athlean Renewables are for example. So you're going to voluntarily give your money the other guys that have already taken all the money from? Yes! What's the point why don't just let those other people just keep their money?! It's not like I'm reading a lot of news stories deconstructing this at the very same time the Queen dies. So, we're not done yet two more to go We still have these pesky electricity providers Now these are the companies that really are just trading energy and they're just buying transit and buying futures And a lot of them are foreign-owned Spanish, uh, not Italian...Spanish

20:45 I don't know Spanish, French Wall Street and wrong people. So you know we need to help them these poor poor poor energy traders The fourth point is addressing the energy utility companies that must be supported to be able to cope with a volatility of the markets And here it is a problem of securing future markets and for that liquidity is needed. Liquidity? These companies are currently being requested to provide unexpected large amounts of funds now, which threatens their capacity not only to trade but also the stability of the future markets It's a liquidity problem

21:36 Therefore, we will help to facilitate the liquidity support by member states for energy companies. We will update our temporary framework and enable thus state guarantees to be delivered rapidly. Let me translate from Brusselsese. Liquidity problem means they don't have the money so we will give them liquidity support means we're going to give them the money to buy these contracts which I'm sure in the models shows fully well that within a year or two it'll be back down we might even make a profit on them. What do you think?

22:17 Well, of course that business is highly leveraged so they probably do have the money but I think they've been whining and these people are so stupid that they bought into it. Yep That's been...that would be my opinion And where will this liquidity come from? Do you think? Taxpayers Printing the money or taxpayers Oh no well a combination of it You have to You gotta hurt the people a little bit. Gouge the taxpayers so you can print as much as you want but you have to gouge the taxpayers and make them think that... That they're helping, doing it for Ukraine. They're helping Ukraine! It's all about Ukraine we've gotta help them. Poor guys So the final one, the coup de grâce Yes this is what will all get behind The whole world is going join in this one We aim at lowering the costs of gas

23:08 And therefore we will propose a price cap on Russian gas. Of course the objective is here very clear, we all know that our sanctions are deeply grinding into the Russian economy with heavy negative impact But Putin is partially buffering through fossil fuel revenues. So here the objective is we must cut Russia's revenues which Putin uses to finance his atrocious war in Ukraine." Yeah, that's gonna happen sure... That's how free markets work! Hey everybody let's not pay more than this okay? Okay?! Okay?? I'm doing India Pakistan Iran

23:54 Yeah, you're doing something. So is this anywhere close to nationalization of the energy market? No it's just all... This is a socialistic... Which is ironic since they're dealing with the Russians who are into that too. So this is gonna be butting heads I think, you got some Ukraine stuff that kind of doesn't follow that particular... You know what? I can transition... The craziness unless you've got more on the gas problem! I can transition you right into Ukraine since we were saying for Ukraine Did you see President Zelensky, Vladimir Zelensky ringing the bell on Wall Street

24:39 Did he change his t-shirt? Man, yes he did. His t-shirt... He had a different t-shirt on and said T-Shirts. I say teacher that's interesting A different t-shirt it was like power to the people or some bullcrap like that with a fist here's financial news stopping Stopping their reporting for this breathtaking moment. So that's all that you really saw, but what he really did

25:27 I want to play that for a second. This is Zelensky basically begging Wall Street to invest in Ukraine, which...I mean that's what he's saying but i think he's saying hey send more military industrial complex shit this is fun! I invite you to Ukraine. Invest in Ukraine. This will be your victory and then new success sorry for your companies Slava Ukrainii start your work So he's saying, hey invest in Ukraine. And here's how it translates on television. Quite a stark reminder here that of course the war is still ongoing, we talked earlier in the show about the implications of that war for the natural gas supply to the rest of Europe and the effect on energy prices but that world just sort of rulingly grinds on as Ukraine tries to reclaim with some success some of the territory in the south of its nation

26:31 Him continuing sort of the PR offensive, if you will as well. Making sure that those of us in the West are still aware of it and still talking about it She said she has no idea what he did! No idea Oh just for awareness Yeah this is very good He's there for awareness He was doing it for Ukraine Just everything now If anyone says thank you to me Go ahead try it John Hey thanks Adam Hey, thanks Adam. No no don't thank me! Thank Ukraine I think that's the way to go. Thank Ukraine for protecting our democracy Alright what kind of Ukraine clips do you have? Well this is a little wrap up of what's going on kinda the up-to-date there's a lot

27:18 action in Ukraine. Yes, yes! Ringing bells... Let's take a look from the Shep Smith show Oh hello everybody Because he had yesterday because I guess Jim Cramer had a sore throat or something They gave him two hours to do the news. Uh-oh, was it a train wreck or was it good? No! It wasn't at all...it's like he's an old pro and he could put two hour show together rather you know like it was smooth but it was 2 hours went on forever. He called all his buddies that come on. Actually you could kind of tell it was one of those last minute call you I'm calling you Adam because i'm going to be on the show and I need you to be on the call. No, no here's how it goes. Shep shep shep man you gotta do what you... SHEP! SHEP! Do it for Ukraine That could be but actually well maybe Here we go let's go to Ukraine 1 CNBC Ukrainian troops are going on an offensive It now appears in a big way Here is new information They just launched a surprise counter-offensive In the countries north and east

28:20 in an attempt to recapture territory near the Russian border. Now, the Russian invaders were already facing a fierce counterattack down in the south It's a huge gamble by Ukraine that could potentially turn the tide after more than six months of a grinding war Here is what happened today Today Vladimir Putin vowed he will keep fighting until the end, as he put it. In a moment we'll get expert geopolitical analysis from Michael O'Hanlon First NBC's Jay Gray is live in Kiev. Jay? Good evening and during his speech Vladimir Putin was defined at times combative taking a swipe of the US as well as economic sanctions being levied against this country as the fighting does intensify here in Ukraine

29:02 A defiant Vladimir Putin promising to press on with Russia's war in Ukraine, saying his country has lost nothing in the almost seven months of fighting. Mocking Western sanctions he calls stupid and labeling the US a dictatorship in foreign affairs saying it's brazen and aggressive attempts to force others how to behave, deprive them of their sovereignty and forced them into submission. Russian troops have stepped up attacks in Kharkiv shelling civilian targets including apartment buildings grocery stores and a coffee shop. President Volodymyr Zelensky insists Ukraine forces are gaining significant ground with the counter-offense now fully engaged saying in a national address

29:48 We will liberate all our land, all our people. But that liberation comes with a heavy cost." Injured Ukrainian soldiers telling the Washington Post they threw everything at us we lost five people for every one they lost This was very uninteresting report from sound perspective Yeah, you're right. They could have had bombs and machine gun fire... And my eyes were glazing over this. Alan Shazera knows how to do it right! But they did mention the Ukrainian bitchin' about the Fed that we're losing five and they're losing one. Wait a minute that's not what you always have to push in the other direction You don't say something like that

30:35 They're killing five of us for every one we kill. At least they're dying for Ukraine That doesn't sound like a good thing, anyway let's go to part two Let's turn to Michael O'Hanlon for analysis now He is a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution specializes in US defense strategy and national security policy he has authored 20 or so books on war, the military and NATO Michael thanks so much The EU wants to cap how much it pays for gas from Russia Putin says if that happens he'll cut him off completely and in his words freeze them. Is energy is most powerful weapon right now? By the way, that's a gross mischaracterization because I got what I think are pretty accurate translations of Putin speech and

31:25 What Putin said was, you will freeze. You will freeze! He didn't say I'm gonna freeze you like he's Captain Freeze or something. It's like Batman vs Dickens Was it Mr. Freeze? I don't remember who it was, it was the guy that had his freeze on everybody Yeah! The Freeze Guy, yeah we'll figure that out Thanks so much for the EU Mr. Freeze, Mr. Freeze there you go Mr. Freeze Arnie, Mr. Freeze Captain Freeze And NATO Michael thanks so much the EU wants to cap how much it pays for gas from Russia Putin says if that happens, he'll cut them off completely and in his words freeze them. Is energy his most powerful weapon right now? Well, he certainly has not lost any revenue this year from all the sanctions and at that you know in that sense it is a weapon for him because he doesn't need to keep making money He's not at a point where hard currency is his main constraint. He's lost a lot of access to our best technology

32:20 We see that in what weapons he's able to build. The Russian economy is taking a hit because of lot of American and Western firms have pulled out, but his revenue from oil and gas has not declined at all. And he may be willing to do some kind of cutoff in order to just punishment and havoc and revenge against this. However, I'm not really clear what purpose that serves him in the long run because i think it would accelerate Europe's efforts to diminish further their reliance on Russian oil and gas and perhaps by next winter not this one but next one maybe could have found alternative sources so it's a game that I think he'll play some extent but I'd be surprised if you really cuts your evolve altogether. I wouldn't

33:03 He's drawing the line. Well, he is definitely like the guy said and nobody else wants to say this but he is made out Yeah! Like a bandit. Yeah because his price was oil price before thing began at 40 or something like that. And he has someone through the back door and probably got straw men in the middle to jack it up Of course that what you do. Yeah they are reselling somebody else then ends up in Europe anyway with twice the price. I talked to Christina It's bad. She says people, the government is going to have to step in she said people can't pay for anything They can't afford the groceries now The electricity is off the hook and it's all this prepay stuff so you gotta prepay 4000 euros huh? Wow Yes! This a pretty good stiff bill Yeah

33:54 No, this is a real problem. They will freeze already without the price cap shut off that Putin's talking about. Without that! Yeah it's bad... well whatever Let's go to clip 3 not good. So I think that this is far from over even if the momentum is now on Ukraine side. You said it doesn't end before the winter we heard from a top Ukrainian commander today who said he fully expects this war to keep going well into 2023 and As the West armed Ukraine sufficiently to sustain this fight? I think we're doing the right kinds of things, but we're gonna have to keep it up. You know We've given them about ten billion dollars in American arms so a little over a billion a month Probably going to get used to that kind of number and yes you can go anyplace. Woo hoo! When i heard that it reminded me of something

34:49 Wait, let me see if I can get... that particular piece? Hold on. The piece where he says we're spending a billion dollars a month. Oh Afghanistan! Yeah and Iraq! And everywhere else! I guess it seems as if a billion dollars a month is the vig that we need to produce We got to find some stupid war which is why they had to get rid of Trump, he wouldn't do it. We had to find some stupid war where we could toss a billion, billion, billion a month, billion a month and so we can keep these our industrial base of militarization producers, military producers the guys, the Raytheons, the Lockheeds, the Grummans those guys they need this billion a month needs to go out to keep them going

35:40 You know, that's very is this a very astute observation. I think you're right That's that's the number it's just hey You know We got a number and we got that numbered because its gotta flow cuz that's it flows through the whole system Everybody gets paid off everybody's happy and then you know then we go for the real work Zelensky ring the bell Oh, and by the way back to that just to mention the Solinsky ringing in the bell begging people to invest. I mean this is what you do after rebelization Yes You let things rebel eyes your bring in Bechtel and the big boys And you have them rebuild a country they can rebuild whole cities They can put it in more modern term make it more modern instead of these winding roads or whatever they had to begin with

36:26 They'll leave Lviv and some of these tourist traps, these kinds of places that we left untouched. But here's the problem... This guy is asking begging you don't have to beg Brechtol and KKR and these guys I think they just they're not planning on rebuilding anytime soon it's not rubbleized our job is not over! They're just doing this let me just give the guy a little shut up Here man, we'll let you go on TV. This thing is a Nasdaq ring the bell it well You know that full rubble ization like he got in the Middle East Iraq and northern Iraq in places where it's just see take they allude to photos Wow this is really flattened

37:09 It's like, I don't think you need that. I think one missile into an apartment building... the place isn't leveled because deconstructing in other words tearing down buildings is also a moneymaker Of course. I think there's a lot of money to be made in Ukraine. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to rob a license! Alright back to the clip. ...in this fight? Well i think we're doing the right kinds of things but we're gonna have to keep it up you know We've given them about 10 billion dollars at American arms so A little over 1 billion a month You probably going to have get used that kind of number And yes it could go into 2023 I agree If not even longer

37:49 this could be like world war one where there's sort of a natural on the western front, sort of a natural end to the fighting season when you get to winter people go back and rearm and come up with some cockamamie scheme for next years offensive. That by the way is also Afghanistan how many times have we heard oh the fighting seasons coming? The fighting seasons coming! Yeah! The guys explaining it literally yes! It's not even longer This could be like World War One where they're sort of a natural the Western Front sort of a natural end to the fighting season when you get to winter people go back and rearm and come up with some cockamamie scheme for the next year's offensive, and you just do a repeat and a replay like Groundhogs Day for two or three or four more years. I don't know but i do agree that this thing could have a long ways to go. All right Shep Smith we need little humorous intermezzo?

38:43 that is writing in this. Of course, the gas has been turned off it's a little... Now do you get the impression that Putin said I'm not turning on the Nord Stream gas until all sanctions are taken off which i guess would include even being put back on Swift? Or did he say because of the sanctions we don't have the parts We can't open up I would think it's closer to the second thing even though that turns out that this It's something bogus about the whole thing. I got one more clip Well, let me just play this one very short clip about the Nord Stream pipeline So you've heard us say this that what we see Russia is doing and we've been very clear about This is that they're using energy their weaponizing energy And it's choosing to One of the things that has been out there to shut down the pipeline of Nordstrom 1 Let's go shopping! Nordstrom 1

39:45 Wow Nordstrom. For those who don't know... Well you know what she's got on her mind, she's clock watching. Shopping! I gotta go shopping! Nordstrom is a large shopping chain in the United States It's a shopping chain mostly on the west coast. Yeah. It's out of Seattle We have them here too Doesn't go very far east Wait a minute, Nordstrom's New York is huge? I'd never seen a Nordstrom's New York Okay Where is it? boy in Manhattan even Nordstrom's well you look it up when we play this clip this is the boat this is the clip I wanted to get too because this is such bullshit and I don't get it what is the point of trying to imply that Russia's running out of gas and are running out of ammo they got to go to North Korea yeah to buy ammo give me a break

40:44 The clip is bogus. Could the war in Ukraine draw Russia closer to countries like Iran, China and North Korea? The Pentagon says Russia is reaching out to North Korea to buy ammunition I'm not able to provide any more detail than that at this point in time but it does demonstrate and as indicative of the situation that Russia finds itself in terms of its logistics and sustainment capabilities as it relates to Ukraine The White House also said on Tuesday that Russia could be about to buy literally millions of artillery shells and rockets from North Korea. The State Department also confirmed that Russia is in the process of buying the weapons. Russia's ambassador to the United Nations dismissed the report saying, I haven't heard it and think that's another fake being circulated around."

41:30 White House National Security Spokesperson John Kirby noted that this is a potential purchase. He said there were no indications that the purchase has been completed or that the weapons would be used inside Ukraine. Oh please, stop! This is the biggest crock I mean the story makes no sense. The rationale by the way, every time i hear this story is that Russia because of these great sanctions...I guess the yachts...sanctions... How about Swift being kicked off? That's a sanction! Yeah it actually does something

42:09 But because of the sanctions they can't get the products they need to make them bullets and rockets so they have to go to North Korea. Because God knows, North Korea has no sanctions! I mean the logic is unbelievable Now if we put this all together This weapons thing And everything is against Russia We brought up Afghanistan How Ukraine is a new Afghanistan scam How about this? How about a twofer. So we've got the military-industrial complex pumping out $1 billion a month, plus all the bennies and we get an extra package—a little weapons package. Afghanistan... We repeated something that I think in the late 70s which was arm the Mujahideen except this time we armed them with 700,000 weapons! All kinds of cool shit This could all be against Russia

43:12 Sorry, what do you mean against it isn't it against Russia but us deserting Afghanistan and leaving all the matrial behind The 80 billion dollars you always complained about yeah totally Isn't that isn't that the same as arming? The Mujahideen is it any different Doesn't well we're not training. I might think they would at least with the mujahidin we were you know, giving them some support from our special forces people. But I can see what you're saying is that you are blocking the Russians from that direction too? Yes! And we actually might be helping them stave off the Chinese who want to lithium next year... and you're still making your money every month! I understand these guys

43:58 The New York City Nordstrom flagship campus, flagship campus comprises two locations at the corner of 57th and Broadway. Alright? I lived in Manhattan man don't tell me Nordstrom doesn't have a big store. They didn't have a Nordstrom's there when you were living there! Yes they did it's all they've had one for ages okay i'm gonna note this down I'll call corporate. Yeah, now you're correct you called Seattle to get corporate? I'm gonna call a corporate and ask them when the first date of the New York stores was it now when were you in New York give me the dates 87 It was 1987 Nordstrom was there in 87 okay And while you have corporate on the line If you wouldn't mind asking why they let Russia shut them down

44:53 I think they voluntarily left. That is a good question though No, the Nordstrom 1 pipeline Okay Oh wait You think there was a Nordstrom in Russia? I don't know you just but you implied there was with that question no I implied that Karina Yeah, I get the joke now But I'm saying you made it sound as though there was when she says you're not the Nordstrom's expert since they had a store in 87 in New York I have to now defer. I have to defer! Are we really? The two of us in our 60s and 70s, are we... We have to defer. Are we really deferring about Nord Stream? Yeah okay yeah it's sad there was a question that what actually there was a question about Afghanistan

45:47 Another fun one with the Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Jean-Pierre Van Damme and see what was this? She can't get a break man. Well she doesn't deserve one No she doesn't she doesn't here She is being asked to ask them Oh there's a DHS report which I put in the show notes and a DHS report says well you know We really didn't do such a great job of screening all of the Afghanis who were welcomed into our country. It's the Inspector General, so it's not Department of Homeland Security going oh we screwed up no it's IG saying hey you guys didn't do a good job and

46:28 And this came up and Ben says, what? As refugees were being evacuated from Afghanistan into the US last year. Why weren't they all being thoroughly vetted? So are you talking about... What do you refer to? Well so as the White House was managing the Afghanistan withdrawal last year we were told No one is coming into the United States of America who has not been through a thorough screening and background check process. But now there's this DHS inspector general who says CBP admitted or paroled evacuees who were not fully vetted into the United States that it's not good, that is different than what you guys said so how did this happen? No its not different from what we have said

47:11 report did not take into account the key steps in that rigorous, you heard from us, rigorous and multi-layered screening and vetting process the US government took before at risk Afghans were permitted to come to the US. Again I would refer you to the DHS comments office it did not take into full account of what the other agencies are involved in making sure that this multi-layered process and screening process it is a multi agency effort and it did not, this particular report did not include that. She's on the ropes for whole bunch of reasons by the way I have to say I think her outfits every day are cute she does have cute outfit vibrant colors very alert alive

48:01 I think that they're going to get rid of her very soon. And probably this judge that is requiring Dr Fauci and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to hand over their emails that they had with Jack Dorsey of Twitter regarding censoring posts, I have a clip. Oh good, because this is going to be the end of her and i think that's why she's now she just nervous she's messing everything up She can't catch a break and of course it really is abusive and in fact racist what they're doing to her Surprise! I think this is the clip This is weird censorship lawsuit

48:48 A Trump-appointed judge Tuesday ordered the government to quickly produce documents after it was sued by the Attorneys General of Louisiana and Missouri in conjunction with the New Civil Liberties Alliance, or NCLA. The NCLA is representing plaintiffs who were censored on social media for disagreeing with the White House's COVID 19 policy. Two of the plaintiffs are world renowned epidemiologists The initial tranche of Discovery was released a week ago. It revealed that more than 50 government officials applied pressure to social media companies to censor users, but some officials refused to answer questions including Dr Fauci and White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. The government claimed they should not have to answer all questions or provide records saying the documents are not relevant to plaintiffs' claims

49:38 The judge Tuesday said they need to comply. He said Dr Fauci's communications would be relevant to plaintiffs' allegations of suppression of speech related to the COVID-19 lab leak theory and efficiency of masks in COVID-19 lockdowns. The judge said Jean Pierre's communications as White House press secretary, along with her predecessor's communications would be relevant to all examples That includes suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story ahead of the 2020 election. As for Fauci, he also has to answer questions regarding his role as director of The National Institute Of Allergy And Infectious Diseases. NCLA lawyer Janine Yunus who's representing some of the plaintiffs said they know from their previous round of discovery that censorship efforts came from the very top! In her words Americans deserve to know Anthony Fauci's participation in this enterprise

50:29 Especially since he's publicly demanded that specific individuals, including two of our clients Jay Bhattacharya and Martin Kulldorff be censored on social media. Yeah, that won't look good... yeah of course it is! It is literally the whole point of the First Amendment Now what's interesting to me is the group, this NCLA. These guys are taking over from the ACLU. Oh that's right those are the guys you pointed out and they were all jacked and jitty on Twitter that you did that And I got the credit. Yeah, I got the credit was even funnier. Good give you the credit as it shows that they're not that accurate but that's okay so but this group just NCLA is is the real took to the reins pretty much civil liberties from the ACLU has just become a stooge for socialists left It was just sitting there waiting to be plucked anyone could have grabbed this it's so obvious

51:32 If people want an organization to represent civil liberties, sure they do. Just come on in walk in and take it! Shoot there was an exit strategy if you ever saw one. We missed it again by the way yeah we're not lawyers Andrew Horowitz's exit strategy of horticultural based therapy? Worst idea ever Oh, poor you can't say that. No but he was saying we should be doing it! For him its great core competency we don't know how to talk to plants. You're right that's more his core competency Yeah he is good at talking to plants He does that all day Alright let's just stick with the prime time purge for a second and with Kareena Abdul-Jabbar because she is going down

52:26 And now everything's just happening. Ducey really noodled her with this one. I'm not going to go back to where we were or what happened in 2016. We're gonna focus on the here and now, we're gonna focus on what's happening today this inflection point that the president pointed out very clearly very decisively in a few speeches about what the country needs to do at this time, to bring the country together. And he believes that's where majority of Americans are when it comes to protecting our democracy, when it comes to protecting our rights and when it comes to protecting our freedoms. That's what we're going to talk about. That's what we're going to focus on, on where we are today. But just trying to understand

53:22 new attention on the Mag of Republicans. You tweeted in 2016 Trump stole an election- I was waiting, Peter, when you were going to ask me that question. Well here we go! Well then you better be well prepared to answer it! You tweeted Trump stole an election. You tweeted Brian Kemp stole an election if denying election results is extreme now? Yeah so let's really clear that, that comparison you made is just ridiculous. I have been- I have been... Well you're asking me a question let me answer it. And he said it was ridiculous! I was talking specifically at the time of what was happening with voting rights and what was in danger of voting rights Fact check false You gotta get your story straight if you are expecting the question Exactly That's like false equivalency man Don't be so flippant man Doocy

54:14 It's not good to be in Trumps orbit though. People are getting in trouble left or right, if you just replace Biden with Putin or any dictator it's really seeing They're thinning out the field around Trump. A New Mexico judge has removed a county commissioner from his position and banned him from holding public office because he took part in the Capitol riot on January 6th. Riot! Coy Griffin, who founded the group Cowboys for Trump is the first official in more than 100 years to be unseated under a 14th amendment provision that disqualifies insurrectionists from holding office. Ah we have a model

54:54 We have an example, we have a model so... Well that gives the lawyer something to do. Yeah well it should be appealed I don't see how that- Well of course is going to be appealed Insurrection Bad day for Banyan? This morning ABC News confirms the FBI recently tried to interview a person currently in former President Trump's inner circle sources say William Russell was not home when agents showed up at his house questions related to the January 6th investigation. The 31-year old was a special assistant to President Trump in the White House, Russell moved to Florida when Trump left office and still serves as one of his aides

55:34 Meanwhile, former Trump advisor Steve Bannon is expected to surrender to authorities in New York today where he faces new charges in connection with a group called We Build the Wall which raised $25 million dollars to build a section of President Trump's border wall. Much of that money coming from small donors who were told all of the funds would go towards the wall. A physical barrier on the southern border and support President Trump and what President Trump's trying to do In a separate federal indictment, Bannon was accused of using some of the money for personal expenses. Bannon never went to trial Trump pardoned him before leaving office but that pardon does not apply to a state indictment so completely different government sovereign federal case versus state So there's no overlap there in terms of his liability in response abandoned spokesperson calls the new charges phony

56:28 I didn't realize this if you get a pardon that, oh yeah not at the state level. Well they think that with this particular case this Bannon situation which by the way i think Bannon was scamming. I wouldn't say he was scamming but he was loose and easy on the expenses which is...I think their intention we talked about this at the time I got a lot of pushback because I said their intentions were good but he screwed it up Didn't go easy. We're easy with the money or easy with the messaging Yeah, you're gonna have to be real careful if you're gonna get involved in something like this You don't spend anything no you got it. You gotta document. I'm gonna be right take a meeting you take a beating or meeting a meeting I lost my ass doing this deal That's the way you go that's the way to do it but anyway that's not what happened now

57:17 He has an interesting point though. He says this happened to he gets arrested just before Goods, he's got a very high opinion of himself. He gets arrested just before like a few weeks before a election cycle so it's like he just got arrested because of the midterms coming up. We can't have him on the war room blathering about this is no good! Because he's so influential that... Yeah, we gotta lock him up! You know it's a coincidence there so it's possible but I think you know who listens to him? Oh lots of people listen to him what are you talking about

57:53 It's one of the slowest moving pot. It's what happens for what's wrong with this podcast it's slow-moving Yes, it is not an entertaining podcast great for clips you got some No, no not today. Not that gravy is it? Oh hold on a second What's this she's oh she's she's back in orbit there he is Hillary around She was on CBS with Norah O'Donnell and Norah asked the question right out of the gate. Would you ever run for president again? No, no but I'm gonna do everything i can to make sure that

57:17 He has an interesting point though. He says this happened to he gets arrested just before Goods, he's got a very high opinion of himself. He gets arrested just before like a few weeks before a election cycle so it's like he just got arrested because of the midterms coming up. We can't have him on the war room blathering about this is no good! Because he's so influential that... Yeah, we gotta lock him up! You know it's a coincidence there so it's possible but I think you know who listens to him? Oh lots of people listen to him what are you talking about

57:53 It's one of the slowest moving pot. It's what happens for what's wrong with this podcast it's slow-moving Yes, it is not an entertaining podcast great for clips you got some No, no not today. Not that gravy is it? Oh hold on a second What's this she's oh she's she's back in orbit there he is Hillary around She was on CBS with Norah O'Donnell and Norah asked the question right out of the gate. Would you ever run for president again? No, no but I'm gonna do everything i can to make sure that

58:36 We have a president who respects our democracy and the rule of law, and upholds our institutions. What if Donald Trump runs again? He should be soundly defeated it should start in the Republican Party grow up backbone stand up to this guy and heaven forbid if he gets the nomination needs to be defeated roundly and sent back tomorrow logo. The Florida mansion now in the spotlight after FBI search for classified documents Donald Trump is saying that this search of his home is politically motivated. Well, I'm sure he would say that... I like how she said no no no because the question was will you run for president not what if what have we beg you Hillary? What if no one's left? Let's hope not! I have some moral- Wait wait wait! I got two more of Hillary here when I done with her

59:25 Oh no, I don't want to leave Hillary behind. Leave no Hillary behind! In 2016 Hillary Clinton was under investigation for her own handling of classified information and questions about using a private server as Secretary of State then FBI Director James Comey ultimately recommended Clinton not be prosecuted but said she and her team were extremely careless I had a very different situation where i was cleared and the guy just kept talking and talking. And then came up with a new reason to talk some more ten days before the election. James Comey? Yes, there's no doubt at all that he impacted very negatively my chances of winning so it was in the middle of an election there was no they're-there and the guy never shut up uh... So I think it's really different

1:00:12 comparison to what's going on here when it appears that the Justice Department, the FBI have been incredibly patient quiet careful until they finally apparently thought that national security was at stake. Hey did she just put Comey on the hit list? Pretty much! On The Hag. It's The Hag List. What does hag stand for? Hillary assassination group. Ah okay. It's The HagList man It's what it sounds like because you know these guys doesn't, you know. Well I'm also thinking that this is very smart of her right now to just okay let me clear out...I'm not gonna run but she can decide to do that again if Trump is the clear nominee and they're begging her You're the only one that can do it Hills we don't really like you but you're the only with the skills that pays the bills

1:01:02 And then this last clip... Well, then she'd have to run against Biden. She's got to take him out in the primary. Oh he won't last two more years! That is not a lot or you think it's gonna drop dead before the Great Reset is underway? The Pope, Biden and it's all going to happen very quickly It's all gonna happen Who was the other one on that list? Zelensky. So Zelensky is a goner Now this one was interesting because this shows you everything that is wrong with politics and media social media and in a way the way we think culturally about people and accomplishments in general, because it doesn't really matter what you accomplished whether it's good or bad. If you accomplish something, you don't get credit from those groups including the public unless you do it right

1:01:51 Hey, listen. had a professional, acceptable response to the rest of the pandemic. Not telling people to drink bleach and other stuff that he did. I think you would... He didn't have to wear a mask. Yeah, exactly! And nearly dying and getting out of hospital drive around so that people could see that he was still alive. If he had more about public health than his own performance? Yeah. He would've gotten credit. He would've gotten credit that the government

1:02:35 had a dessert. I think Hillary is very, she thinks ahead she tries her own version of 3D 4d chess this was brought in you know why? I haven't heard Trump talk about not getting credit in awhile for the vaccines rightly so! I think it's a setup they're gonna blame him for rushing it for rushing it through never should have rushed it Warp speed that that would be that's what I would advise. Would you not if the curry? Devorah consulting group, and I like the idea. I like it a lot. I have a clip That is not where one of those sincere All right, but since you said this this was uh is this one they there This must be in a student loan one No, no can't be What Is The

1:03:31 Oh man, this is a funny clip because they're blaming Trump and Trump has all these... He turned it back on him pretty nicely. I can't figure out which clip it is. Oh here it is! The finger pointing over the education fallback The Wall Street Journal published an op-ed last week blaming the president of the American Federation of Teachers, Randy Weingarten for apparent learning loss among children. That came after the National Center for Education Statistics found that 9 year olds reading and math skills dropped to the level it was two decades ago. Weingarten then responded by sending a letter to The Journal blaming former President Trump for school closures and the learning loss that resulted in it

1:04:09 While former President Donald Trump and his education secretary, Ms. DeVos ranted and raved their successors put the safety measures in place to get reopening done The White House is taking a similar stance The press secretary said the Biden administration is to thank for schools reopening because of the American Rescue Plan allocated over $120 billion towards reopening K-12 schools Every Republican Congress voted against that money That's the reality We had to do this on our own Schools are open now, but much of that money still hasn't been spent. The press secretary says they'll try to use the money to help students who fell the furthest behind Meanwhile Republican lawmakers say Trump advocated for reopening schools sooner and say it was Democrats who pushed back If governors do not want to open the public schools The money should go to parents so they can send their children to the school of their choice So

1:04:58 We say if a school doesn't want to open or if the governor doesn't want to open, maybe for political reason and maybe not. They point to a video published by the Democratic National Committee in 2020 criticizing Trump for wanting to reopen schools. He's desperate to re-open schools because he thinks it will save his reelection According to The White House around half of all schools were opened when President Biden took office So these guys are jocking for position, these parties. Totally! And this chicken shit you know just blame everything on Trump but you know Trump did the same thing kind of by blaming everything on Obama Well that's what you do so when does yeah when has this not happened? Here's some other additional data...so this judge who ordered ordered this you know these emails to be released

1:05:53 I believe the judge worded his order was interesting. And to me this seems like, yeah is this...this judge has got to be at friends with Trump in his...to determine you know this is like intent to provide the 15 bucks. The White House Counsel's Office granted the request so you know this is going against the narrative that the White House knew about it with providing the FBI access records in question as requested by the incumbent president beginning as early as Thursday, May 12th. So now this judge is starting to put stuff out there saying well you know the White House did know about it so...

1:06:33 This is, it's oh so political and it just- It's so tiring to watch this shit. Well this may actually confirm the idea that they're trying They looking for a good excuse to get rid of Jean Pierre She's done I'm telling you she's toast for so many reasons So if the incumbent president has anything to do with this then she's on the hit list Yeah because they just can't fire her cause it would be like a loose face Oh man we picked this dumb shit and she's like no good They can't do that! Yeah this is typical You know those folders, the top secret folders? I had a thought. What are the chances if you're Trump and you see a whole bunch of these top-secret folders laying around...I'd grab a stack of those! Imagine saying that as a birthday card, just putting some stuff in there. Oh yeah it would be great gift item That's the kind of stuff he would collect, I guarantee you No that was my thinking originally

1:07:32 I just think there are two more things about, specifically about Biden's speech which is kind of the genesis of all this. CNN was questioned about the changing of red to kinda pinkish hue and they said oh no no no this was a technical glitch that came from CBS video pool as far as i know no one has questioned CBS about that But here's one that I was surprised to read and not read from one of our many producers, therefore. I question its validity This is a post from a Marine former marine retired marine who says um i don't know what those guys were doing who were standing behind the president and i've been out of the service for about 25 years

1:08:20 But unless the military has adopted new posture for men in dress uniform, the posture exhibited during the POTUS speech is non-compliant. If you're standing there the way they were your hands will be behind your back not in front." Says as far as he knows there's no uh posture for this that is a military code. Wow and no one mentioned that! No one brought that up in the mix So were these guys just central casting? It would make sense with that Disney music they had at the end. Just a thought, just a thought Well it's definitely something to do there well it needs explanation needs well I don't know who they're gonna get Where are our guys? We got all these Marines we got people watching they know what's up Somethings up Hold on a second John need a breath And now back to real news Can we just get to the real news of the day The big news of the day The only news that matters can you guess what is

1:09:25 What? Apple saved its top-selling product for last. We're going big with iPhone 14 and even bigger with iPhone 14 plus With an always on display, a faster chip camera upgrades and out of this world assistance Emergency SOS via satellite Uhhhhhhh I'm a satellite! So Are they going to use continuous wave or what are they gonna do to make these SOS's work? And how are they gonna get to the satellite, you need some wattage to hit a satellite from ground. Or at least a big antenna I can tell ya how it works because i watched the presentation

1:10:07 They have, through some space-age technology, managed to put appropriate antennas into the new iPhone. But the only way it works and of course you have to be outside in the desert... It helps if you haven't had water for a couple weeks. They have an app that will help you point the top of your iPhone so that its most advantageous for hitting the satellite and you can really only send, you know very short messages which take about 20 seconds I think to get uploaded in totality. You could also buy a top iPhone and grab one of those GPS devices that does the same it's not... It's like how is this the big deal? That everyone makes it out to be Apple Apple Apple Apple

1:10:59 Oh, it's just Apple. You know I've been using a Pixel 4 with Graphene OS open source you know it's basically Android with all the cameras still work? The camera works but the selfie camera or the one I use when I'm talking to my daughter on video chat that stopped working and they just broke excuse me So broke yeah, I was just probably I don't know it got cloudy. I don't know what happened It's cheap shit have had it for four years. I think so time to get a new one I Asked our dude named Ben over there at no agenda phone calm. I said what do I need? What's the current state of the art he says pixel 6a will have the The longest support okay, so now what's great about this you order a pixel 6a and

1:11:48 online, $299-$399 depending on what color you want. I put a case on it anyway in this case so it's real cheap comes to the house and then there are instructions you can send that to him and he'll do it all for you but I figured I'd do it myself and set up the Google, degoogled Graphene OS phone And that all went fine That was perfect But here was my thing I wanted to mention So it was a fully ready-to-go virgin Google Pixel phone. So what you do have to do is, at least boot it up in the beginning and go through some of the... You don't have to do email address or anything but you'd have to go through some steps to be able to get the update because you have to update it before you are flashing this OS. John? This thing, the minute I turned it on The only thing it didn't do was say hi Adam

1:12:43 It had my location, was suggesting shit. It's talking to me it's doing captions of... it's playing video. It's sucking me in and telling me I need to login The whole thing No wonder people are hypnotized! It is unbelievable what they do to suck you into every single piece of their world right off the bat Hey Fredericksburg there a great restaurant open right now huh? It's really frightening Yeah Well I can give you my phone report. Yes, did you get a new iPhone? What did you think of the iPhone two months ago uh i tried you know this T-Mobile they had these deals and I tried to get two months ago I kind of lost it the number in the account You lost the number in the account And I was thinking well I think I'll just go screw T-Mobile they stink They can't you know get anything right and so let's think well I'm gonna go to Target

1:13:44 Track phone account and just put the little card in there and stretch it out as long as I can And I haven't done that for two months. I have not had a cell phone It could be three months actually, it's been in the drawer Unused untaken out. I haven't used one of these phones For three months and you know what? What I feel better. I bet you do All you need is pure beef protein and no cell phone. And I did have one of the rib steaks from Texas Slim. You had one of the Beef Initiative ribeyes? Well, it was a big one with the bone! It's like the Flintstone one that you put on the side of the car and the car tips over. It's dynamite. Did you like it?

1:14:34 Yeah, no it's very...it's an incredibly good piece of meat this guy has produces. Well it's K&C cattle in Austin and Texas. Okay well they do good work yeah so but anyway so I'm thinking well you know if I ever needed you know you can still borrow a phone from someone if he had some emergency or you could You know, if you got side of the road and you need somebody to call. You could wave your arms and make a phone sign that would call the cops. You don't need these phones! What do I need this phone for? So I can get text messages all day?! Exactly... And remember when years ago almost 15 years on this show we would actually map quest stuff Remember that? No. You don't remember map questing where to go? Do you print it out

1:15:23 Before we had smartphones. I thought it was Oh, you mean before smartphones? Well it was around the cusp and we started around the time that the first iPhone came out but it wasn't... The first iPhone came out in 2007. Yeah but did they have Apple Maps? No not yet but they had them pretty close at pretty yeah I remember printing out directions ice now I do that still I use the computer I got to go someplace either printout printout directions or all look at the map and figure how to do it is better to do that than constantly having the phone tell you to turn left and turn right. But if it's very complicated, some really far out place that I don't care to remember how to get there... I just say hey Jay! You wanna go for a ride?

1:16:05 And, uh... Right. Make her give it a go. While we're just doing old memories The other day I'm walking back with the dog and walking up the driveway and you know the grass is cut and it smells nice and it smells like nature and its kind of dusk as the sun is setting and remember when we used to be out all day? And this was just going home time And where are we? I don't know, burning shit. Hiding porno mags running around No one does that anymore Well...I don't even know if there are any porno magazines Why would you- who ya hiding them from Okay with that! Thank you for your courage Oh wait before you do that i have to tease Since you never let me get the Mar-a-Lago clips You wanna do em now? NO! I want to tease him Alright teaser And here's how it's gonna go I'm going to ask a question

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1:19:49 Ooooooh! This is already changed. Oh, and it even says OKAY! How about this one? We're not gonna like just give it to ya The episode number for Jacked Up Joe aired September 4th 2022 IS... Is what? What number is it? What episode number? For Jacked up Joe? Mm-hmm I don't know Well, what do you mean? You... No signup for you There you go. I don't know, I could well I could go figure it out but I'm not I don't know what's going on my head. I don't know and no we're sorry. No start over again

1:20:29 There you go, you fail. I'm glad your question three You didn't get past question two? I can't get to number three Well just assume my got past question two give me a question three I don't know what question number 3 is because we didn't have the answer to question number 2 Oh Okay put down 1482 okay hold on second You should've just played along Well, I don't have the number. I don't know what it is. I mean, I can't play along if I don't actually... 1482? Was that me actually doing some work? No! That is wrong. 1483 Okay. I don't know how many chances you get. 1480... Hold on a second. Our formula's this mouth okay Is it now not letting me...? Oh

1:21:13 I think because i got it wrong, its kicked me out. Wow! Well, that does its job. I like this, this is good let me try one more time Nooo! It was...I don't know man we'll never know We'll never know So you can join us if you can answer those questions. Be very careful and spelling matters! And there's a third question, we don't even know what it is. Spelling matters it says that everywhere be very careful and it changes frequently just like the ham operator test. Yeah this guy... You know who was this again? Aaroner. This is typical Aroner has turned into a despot yeah thats what happens when you get too much power

1:21:57 Absolute power corruption. Power corrupts absolutely or something, I don't know. Whatever it is that's Aaron. That's really nice for the guy who has been hosting this thing for four years out of his basement for nothing He's gone off the rails! Refuses to take any donations anything... he refuses! He refuses! I've tried At the moment then he gets you in a corner next thing you know all the money goes to Aaron Answer the questions or F off. Answer the questions you phony! Well done sir, very well played. Fantastic yeah so that's noagendasocial.com you can follow if you can get in

1:22:39 You probably automatically follow me Adam at no agenda social calm and John C. Dvorak at no agenda social calm good luck From Noah gender now, let's take a look at the artwork and thank our artists for episode 1483 that was indeed titled jacked up Joe if only we'd gotten it right the first time too bad And this was brought to us by Tante Neill which was total cheesecake totally sexist But it was okay because a woman made it If a woman does it, it's okay. It's okay we determined this during our meeting Yep Pretty cool had Artemis there which looked like kind of like a big magic marker she had some

1:23:25 She had some lube in her hand. WD-40, not lube! Yeah... It's WD-40. You're such a horrible man Now let's take it there was I felt like we were lackluster No the whole thing was this was the only one we could pick That's what i mean We felt kind of lackluster Let me see, what else did we have? So the mastermind did a pill with Wi-Fi biome but then misspelled biome without an E. That was too bad because the size of everything was kind of fun I like the... now this was Dame Kenny Ben The I can't believe it's not effective Like it was butter Lard You didn't like it you didn't get it you didn't like it The one I really liked you refused

1:24:16 With your veto? Yep. Which was the women, the three girls and the one dude swimming in the palace pool? And I thought they looked super cute! You're like no that's insulting! It's insulting to Muslims Why?! You can't have these women swimming in the pool with that guy. And you can't have them in the pool in the first place, forget it! They're not going to go into a pool and when you saw the picture of actually guys in the pool just a bunch of swarmy guys... smarmy guys I should say in the pool jumping around there's a lot of them but they're no women in there now this is no good. Now let me ask- I'm defending the Muslim woman's- No that's fine but by the same rules we allowed Tantaniel if Sir Ned's name was

1:25:03 Sir net Abdul would it have been allowed I would have questioned the legitimacy of this person Because no, but still wouldn't be a lot. No Wow you're harsh It's how it works them we both when I like the best was the flag But it was no good for show what's the point? Very good flag though yeah Dame Kenny Ben very nice flag and We also looked at Tonta Neal's Top secret folder wasn't all that great and that was kind of it. And it was just a beautiful It was back to the garage. It had it had you know, I had elements we liked and Cheesecake done by woman always a winner

1:25:45 Yep, we're just saying. We're just saying there was a piece I like we didn't talk about but it was the Disney characters carrying around kind of a stiff Joe Biden with the flag yeah we're not using Disney characters ever no if you want to get sued even if it's a parody yes he'll still go after ya exactly oh yeah Before we move on to thanking our producers, I went to the PO Box yesterday. Just a quick thank you to Sir Nathan Lee he handmade a birthday card for me Thank You let's see this was Jeff who sent me some new No Agenda tea club to test which is port? Tea and tea leaves infused with port

1:26:31 Which yeah, he's got some dynamite stuff. It's no agenda t dot club He does have some yeah if you like tea if you like loose tea in particular Yeah You should get these get this guy's teas he's getting tees from all over the world and packaging them Packaging them then you know yeah, I think with some new agenda which some agenda fun did the pile fall over Okay, no but you know what fell over believe it or not hmm It fell into the pot. Was the rain stick! Uh oh, uh ho ho you're in trouble No I'm not If the rain stick falls over it rattles that means your gonna get a microcell I hope so

1:27:11 Thanks to Marty Phillips for his book. It was very nice wishing me happy birthday and then finally I want to thank Sir Dave goose goose did you get the chocolates from the one guy did not get any chocolates? I did get the oh, I think he wants me to get you getting an address for you Okay, I got no I got the metal spirits spirits Bless you, the whiskey and vodka. And stick! And the T-shirt so thank y'all very much. Bless you again! You okay there? And let us thank our executive and associate executive producers of episode 1484 these are the producers who besides bringing us time and talent such as many of our artists again noagendaartgenerator.com Thank you so much. Taunta Neill

1:28:03 They bring the treasure and we'd like to give special credits just like Hollywood does. And for people who are wondering, you may have a podcast I just want you to listen to how this works when people say value for value. This is how it works its actually content its programming And it's this feedback loop and you'll even see today, there are donation notes that go back episodes ago with stuff that we've been talking about bringing it back. It's this loop that is critical if you want to make it in podcasting unless you wanna

1:28:46 Yeah, unless you're BIPOC. If you're BIPOC then you have no problem. Then there's a lot of... You can do a podcast but nobody is going to send money to ya? Oh no! You'll get hundreds of thousands of dollars in corporate production fees and sponsorships. Oh yeah if you want to go that route sure. Well that's... Hello Podcast Movement! That gives your ESG score right?! I support a BIPOC podcast what's the name of it? It's The BIPOC Show. Okay. Yeah exactly Jay Humphries supports this show. He's in Washington and he comes in with a cool 1000, and I'm thinking this is let's see what he has This is on behalf of my smoking hot Co-creator of human resource and love of my life Shauna Norberg Oh And you want something here?

1:29:36 With this, please bring her up to Dame Hood. Okay so he's giving it to her and de-douche her for me will ya? Of course! You've been de-douched. Keep up the good work Jay Humphries thanks Jay this is very sweet of you to do that I should mention he's in Paul's bow...you know him No, I'm just mentioning the town. Oh, Paulsbo. I'm going to mention something about Paulsbo if anyone's in Washington State and you're going up 5 there is a little town called Paulsbo off the freeway that you should go visit it it is almost like a copy of a town in Norway

1:30:17 Really? Yeah, and they got the Norway flags. I'm sure it's Norway could be Sweden but i think its Norway. Norway-Sweden gives a shit! I'm pretty sure is Norway but anyway... One has gas one has ABBA It's got a lot of shops with the pastry shops that have these Scandinavian you know products and they had just dynamite it's one of them it is a short off the freeway thing where you can get a hell of a stinky brown cheese. You get a fun little time in, you know... Do you feel like you're in Europe for about 15-20 minutes and then go back on the freeway? But it's cool! Well worth the trip to Washington State

1:31:03 Well, I'm just saying if you're there. It's not a trip to it's like the Michelin one star Give one stop okay got because two stars is worth a detour And at three stars you can muzzle fly over there onward with Patrick Remensberger Remensperger. He's an Encino, 922 bucks. Happy birthday Adam! Thank you! Wish you knew how much we care, yo ye and me. Okay? We had an idea can you add a tip jar on top of a donation tax-free to an extent maybe answer no No, no, we're not going to be... Tax free how does that work

1:31:56 No. I'm not sure what he's asking for, a tip jar? You want just add some money to it was you looking for like the dad five bucks and then he wants to write off his taxes? Eh! Just add five bucks But thank you very much Patrick. Drop some clothes off at the Goodwill Keep the ideas coming Then we have 333.58, I'm thinking that might be for my birthday still. Shingle Springs California... In the morning comrades! It's as John calls me Brunetti! Oh this dispatch sent from Golden Cloud Ranch in the state of Jefferson where it is currently 113 degrees and the pond and lake are dry and the fish are dead

1:32:39 Shake the damn rain stick and make it flood. Don't be stingy The deer are panting the chickens are all huddled around a block of ice Alex put in the coop this sounds bad Yeah, it's gotta be bad up there. This is Dana Brunetti of course producer to the stars I recently sold my house in that godforsaken Los Angeles and my tractor currently has 333 hours on the meter so we figured it was time to send some beans you figured right My issue with no agenda social is not really my password but I can't remember what app to use to access it and toot Seriously, you can just use the web browser. That's what I said. It's what all the cool kids do. Sean Avery is a lurking douchebag. John, I've considered the proposal you made at our last dinner... candlelit dinner. While I appreciate the offer, I must respectfully decline! It doesn't pay enough and I don't have time and frankly Adam is doing the gig much better than I could. There ya go

1:33:45 Fine well, you know what I really why don't know what you're thinking But he came up with this idea to do Dana and the Keeper You know I said I'd produce it if you wanted to do it now. I'm already the producer I'll just continue to produce and shut up let him do it well maybe Somehow a little different in your it be different than your version because he would be drunk the whole show You're doing me dirty, Dvorak. I told him yeah, I'd produce it if he wanted to do it and then I get...I think Alex she's the one who put the kibosh on the idea She hates podcasting and she doesn't like us She doesn't like us? Why does she not like us? No, no And you didn't want to do this podcast so that's how it worked out

1:34:42 He also has this thing about, you know he doesn't like being called Brunetti. I call him Brunetti all the time He likes to be...you know what it turns out? He likes to be either called The Boss DB Like D-B Hey D-B Come here D-B Or...DB That's a movie set thing Hey D-B! What do ya think of the shot D-B? Can you sign off on my per diem? But the name he really likes the most is Mr Dana It turns out that he when he was in the Coast Guard, he was an officer in the Coast Guard. A bunch of these guys got together and they hired some Chinese coolie to work for him to clean up their place because there are messes And...and he just got into the idea being called Mr Dana. So uh... He was on a ship? No no it was land-based. It was like some...it's like you know government island or someplace I'm not sure where he was located Cushy job!

1:35:41 So he retired from service or was he discharged? I... that part, i don't know. I think it got discharged. I think he quit He wasn't there that long Okay Anyway then he has a number of douchebag call-outs but he says let me do him Randy will stop He's gonna renege on the will one so skip that one because I you know, i've looked at it. I looked at the numbers and our deducing numbers We only have like six to nine months left Of available d douches So I don't want to waste one on will oh You mean we're out of deduces? No, we're not out as we can go we can go another nine months

1:36:29 And then we're out of deduces? Then the supply is over. It's going to be a problem, it's gonna be a problem Well maybe we should run this kind of like... The European Union We get a cap on this stuff and, you know we're gonna have to jack the price up. Well luckily we have a lot of douchebags like so. Corey... Uh Corey? Douchebag! Vinny... Douchebag! And Phil... Douchebag! Are all douchebags Oh yeah there he is not Will He donated but then got in trouble with his wife You decide He needs something else He doesn't need a douche bag He just needs another thing Another D

1:37:09 Bottoms up keep me anonymous. Just kidding Oh and the 58th cent to the donation is for Adams belated birthday if you couldn't tell The three three three is to prevent the bullshit associate producers secretary credit which by the way Give it to Alex switcheroo That's another thing he's got this this is his long-term bitch He says in Hollywood yeah, I know exactly executive yeah so shit executive producers or gophers Right well, then he should have given more the first time. Well. He didn't know at the time He's still complaining about it, but he's up to his ID IMDB Yeah, no, he's fine. He's good to go. He just still has a Sinus crawl anyway, we give him some rain stick stuff I don't mind doing the rainstick for here in California yeah, I'll do it hold on a second and Dana by the way I just talked to Tina she's fun mr.. Dana Mr.. Dane hey DB DB you got the gig you're good to go

1:38:12 Dana and the Keeper. We gotta come up with a better name though DB and the Keeper, there you go. Alright this is for you This is for the ranch I'm gonna target specifically where? Is he north west northeast of you? Northeast He's in like Jefferson What does that mean to me Where do I point thing Give me a compass heading North of me slightly to the east Like 10 degrees to the east I'm gonna do 9 I don't wanna make it too much Okay ready 2 flips Yeah two Go One... and two. Woo, extenderama! Do your shake Johnny do your shake I did. I'm gonna do one especially for David Alright it should be raining in California within the week No it's three days. I gotta re-rack my rain stick you could be careful man just lean that thing against the wall can hurt somebody. There is a little switch on it so you can change the duration You're up Kevin

1:39:17 Oh, sorry. Yeah I am up and it is Kevin Collins aka Butt Flapperton. I don't remember that but okay he's in Christianburg Virginia 333 dot 33 in the morning! I was hit in the mouth by the Brothers of The Serpent podcast well thank you brothers at The Serpent they hail from Texas Hill Country near Adam and talk about that cool ancient shit Corporalites, literally. Love you guys! Buttflapperton. Buttflapperton... I thought I saw a note for Bruno Baudry come in from Quebec? I'm sure of it how can we didn't know that's interesting do you have anything to him no i got nothing i did what i've got was it should be in okay just give them the double karma

1:40:16 Karma. That should do him, and I'll take Sean... well go ahead you take Sean I'll take Tom. Sean McCrossin's back from Tiga Cay South Carolina there is probably a story behind the name of that place 333 dot 33 and all he wants is a de-doosh me and a rubbalizer You've been de-dooshed Oh, this is something else. I never heard that one. India hang out Mike standby 33 33 33 Robilizer out

1:41:06 Up next Tom blowers from Brownsville, Texas pronounced blowers. I thought blowers Okay, the blower is a good like flowers. I guess flowers. Yeah blowers 25863, associate executive producer which you just heard from your executive producer on the show. You're just small and meaningless compared to him. DB says you're no good Tom Blowers! In the morning gents please accept this treasure of 25863 The two is to get my note read hello happy birthday Adam The 63 is to celebrate my tatts... T-A-T-S Of August 11th

1:41:47 Tats? Oh, I'll offer a little help. Tanstafl is the acronym for there ain't no such thing as a free lunch! Okay, alright, I gotcha. Then he says... By the way, my goat scream Howard Dean sandwich is delish. Should play that for you. No jingles just some CDL test passing karma for MSHW Shelly My Smoking Hot Wife Shelley Thank you for your courage Tom Blowers from the tip of Texas and we'll do this double for you see if we can make it sound... You've got karma

1:42:35 All right, so now we have a switcheroo and in Kennewick Washington 232 4 2 3 3 from Isaac Henry Please credit this donation to my father Ron Henry for his 77th birthday on September 7th You said it's seven on seven. Love you dad no karma no jingles Oh Jason is in Roseland, New Jersey 200. In the morning please only use my first name done also please deduce You've been de-douche Please give me some of the strongest jobs karma you've got it pays off I'll cut you in so don't hold back Oh, no, well you need the TPP jobs karma in that case Also some little girl yeas for good luck, please

1:43:25 Okay, I think we can do that. Let's get you this job karma out of the way first. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma. And last on our list of associate executive producers is Zane Peterson in Mantee Utah home of the Mantees $200 Could I just hear John say that's bullcrap it cracks me up every time he says that. I call Bull crap she just says it well too, but I'll sit with the way when and when I the way When I mean it That's bull crap there you go a little slower you did you get a little sharper and extended a little bit? That's bull crap It still sounds a little red

1:44:20 Just like you really mean it. Like, let me help I'll give you a set up line Hillary Clinton's gonna run for president. Ha! That's bullcrap See together we're dynamite team. Yeah well... Nailed it Coaching always helps All right, is that it? Is the last one. Yes that is our last one thank you to these executive and associate executive producers of The Best Podcast in the Universe your treasure matters to us It keeps us going and we'd like to thank You with titles Of course you get the executive or associate executive producership You can use it anywhere go take a look at DB Go put it wherever DB has his title put it there! You'll get work

1:45:01 You get work. If you happen to be in the movie business, if you'd like to learn how go here. Thanks again for bringing your time treasure and talents and all that stuff Our formula is this we go out We hit people in the mouth Shut up slave! Shut Up Slave! Should probably do some COVID stuff I'm thinking I'm going to my Mar-a-Lago. Oh, sorry. I hate you for hitting the president! Here we go now...I want to ask you the questions is this is solved in clip 3? We might even skip clip 2. It's like Operation Warp Speed of Clips No, I'm not gonna start with clip three but I'm gonna start with Mar-a-Lago analysis NTD this from Niu Tang Dynasty. Uh.. I want you

1:46:04 guess what it is they were after in the place. They're all full of shit about what they said they were after Do I get to say now or do i have to wait until they're done? No, you can say now So it was... Their awful as shit It wasn't that..It was something....I really don't know John None of them even the French intelligence agency none of that You'll see...You know I was kind of surprised by this too but this actually makes most sense But let's start with an analysis Wait! I know proof that the moon landing didn't happen. So let's start with first clip Mar-a-Lago analysis Mike Davis, the former chief counsel for nominations to Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley great to have you on Mike Thank You for having me and as you know a judge has appointed an independent special master to review the records seized by the FBI at Mar-A-Lago what does this mean? And what does the judges order reveal

1:46:59 I think what Judge Cannon is revealing here is that she does not have confidence in the Biden Justice Department or Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart. There are clear problems with this investigation, and she talks about this. She said quote the swirling allegations of bias and media leaks what we've seen with this investigation is that they are constantly leaking and lying from the investigation first of all the president had the absolute constitutional power power to declassify anything he wanted before he left the White House, and President Trump did that. He had the absolute statutory power to keep and maintain these records in the office of former president and more logo it is legally impossible for President Trump to have violated the Espionage Act or any of these government record statutes so therefore it's legally impossible for him to have obstructed investigations into these non crimes I think

1:47:51 Judge Cannon in the Southern District of Florida is seeing the impropriety, the illegal conduct coming out of Biden Justice Department. They're illegally leaking out things from the grand jury which is clearly illegal. They're leaking out from this affidavit that they are hiding from the American people as too sensitive. They leaked out that Merrick Garland did not personally approve this raid. That was a lie! That was a lie. They leaked out the president Biden at the Biden White House was not involved with this rate That was alive President Biden had to wave President Trump's claim of executive privilege which paved the way for this unprecedented Unnecessary and unlawful home raid of a former president am I supposed to know what they were looking for now all of a sudden well he disguised

1:48:38 Seems to be in some sort of in the know position and I'm gonna skip he goes on and on about the master And what it means, you know? And how why came about because The Justice Department was leaking stuff. In fact that was just watching CBS yesterday going on about all the stuff that they've dug out of Mar-a-Lago and I'm thinking, well how do they know this? The Washington Post just ran a whole bunch of stuff. It's like how did they know anything unless somebody is telling them That's one thing and the other is it against the law in fact in the United States to leak information from the grand jury correct Yeah Is that like go to jail or just slap on the wrist

1:49:19 Well, in this case they'll be slapped on the wrist because it's the cops that are leaking it or the FBI. So let's go to what this is all about which is clip three Mar-a-Lago analysis and this is the thesis that he has And once he says this, I said it could be. Could be people need to step back and realize what this case is all about. This has nothing to do with classified documents. This has to do with President Trump's declassified personal copy of his crossfire hurricane records. He declassified them on January 19th the day before we left office Biden. The Biden administration dragged their feet and did not

1:49:54 publicly released these documents, but President Trump has these documents and they are damning on Russian collusion. They're damning for Obama Biden Hillary Susan Rice Brennan Clapper the FBI the Intel Committee that's why that's why the Biden administration That's why President Biden in his ministry to do this unprecedented unnecessary and unlawful home rate because they had to get back these documents everything else is political noise Okay, well this came up though early on didn't it? This was one of the things that... It was kind of a series of smoke screen items. I don't know that it came up that solidly. This guy just says this is IT! Well you know what this is. Thousands of sealed indictments

1:50:43 Yep, well I'm not gonna deny the possibility that this is just another one of those 10,000 sealed indictments Bullshit here we go. This guy could be as full of it as anyone which is possible That's so great yeah okay? Well can you stop tape for a second will you go to the next topic yeah? behind the patio furniture All right Well, I have a quiz for you. Okay, I'm here. What items did the Nigerian customs seize from China? Dildos

1:51:29 Officials in Nigeria say they've seized an illegal consignment of around 7,000 donkey penises destined for China. The animal parts were intercepted at the airport in the commercial capital Lagos. Ishak Khalid has the story I love the donkey penises! The head of customs at Lagos Airport told the BBC that animal genitals were found in 16 sacks That's the best- that's the kicker Where did they hide them? In socks. He showed he wasn't really saying sacks No, I think he said socks. I'm keeping it at socks. It can't be sacks that's also kind of funny

1:52:10 Oh boy, more toilet humor. Time to check the polls and we begin with toilet paper and shrink flaky. One person calls it a double whammy for your fanny! While toilet paper rolls are shrinking in size their price per roll is rising USA Today reports Angel Soft has cut the number of sheets in a roll and the size of each sheet going from four inches to 3.8 inches wide The company says changes were made to make the sheets thicker Remember I told you this, I told you. I told you that something was going on with the toilet paper. I called this weeks ago a double whammy for your fanny really? How embarrassing must that be to read that script on network television You know you don't have to read it Of course she does Network everybody has to read everything verbatim

1:53:01 I like the view, the same thing. All right let's see how are we hiding the dead bodies these days? Let's see... This morning a news anchor's medical scare on live TV is raising awareness of women's risk for strokes even in middle age. are the Tulsa Air and Space Museum. Julie Chin was delivering a story to her viewers in Tulsa, Oklahoma when she suddenly found herself unable to speak the words on the teleprompter. The event features live I'm sorry, something is going on with me this morning and i apologize to everybody. Let's just go ahead and send it on over to meteorologist Andy Brown. Julie we love you so much! We have those days... But it was not just one of those days. Chin later updating her viewers on Facebook saying doctors believe she suffered the beginnings of a stroke but not a full stroke

1:53:58 I was looking for the obvious like a small detonator or some trigger wires. It comes after former NCIS actress Polly Perrette recently revealed she had a massive stroke last year, she says it nearly took her life at the age of 52 But i'm still here and i'm so grateful Stroke is the fifth leading cause of death in women in the U.S., one in five women between the ages of 55 and 75 will have a stroke Symptoms include difficulty walking or talking, sudden vision changes, sudden severe headache, numbness or paralysis. Doctors say early detection is key to survival. Time is tissue and that means your brain tissue and the sooner you get to us the sooner we can fix it Yeah okay So they don't even try to come up with reasons You know 55-75 of which none of these women were that old but okay It just happens

1:54:54 Justin Bieber's wife stroke. It just happens, it just happens and there is more fun stuff. And a new study finds a dramatic increase in cancer cases among people under 50. Dramatic! Researchers blame poor diet sleep deprivation and other lifestyle choices as risk factors for several types of early onset cancers. Oh, lifestyle choices? What kind of lifestyle choices are we talking about here? Vax. Accepting into your life perhaps And they just keep going, you know. It's like we just gotta keep scaring everybody Keep piling on Oh! We got some arsenic! Dangerous levels of arsenic have been detected in the tap water Of a New York City apartment complex More than 2500 residents Have been told not to drink or cook with the water Some residents say The water has appeared cloudy With a foul odor for about a month No word yet on the source of the arsenic Hey Bob!

1:55:51 Is something weird with this water? No, just as brown and cloudy as usual. Hmmmm... I always seem to be dying from it! And this is always a good one when it comes to fast food. Hello, McDonald's marketing! To the index now in the E-coli outbreak that may be linked to Wendy's has spread to more states The outbreak first reported in Indiana Michigan Ohio and Pennsylvania has now spread to New York and Kentucky 87% of the 97 people who have gotten sick reported eating a burger or sandwich with romaine lettuce at the fast food restaurant More than 40 people have been hospitalized Mmhmm... Alright

1:56:28 You know, I'm now convinced that this Rome it's always roaming lettuce. There's a bunch of lettuces that are grown many similar to Romaine and so far as they're you know kind of could be dirty yeah why is it always romaine? Always romaine! By the way let's go wait let's take one step further have you ever had a fast-food burger? I would have to affirm When is you have a fast food burger that had romaine lettuce on it instead of normal iceberg or any other kind of lettuce? Romaine lettuce is not the lettuce should put on a burger. No, no, no, it's iceberg. Because that rib in the middle lifts the bun off too high. Hmm... So why are these burgers suddenly toxic by romaine? There something fishy about this romaine thing. Okay I'm very curious if

1:57:25 I'm curious if Wendy's actually uses romaine less. You know, they use it for wraps you know or I'd like a breadless burger please and you wrap it in some hmm yeah It's not romaine usually romaine is skinny Long lettuce that is dead with a big rib and crunchy rib in the middle. That makes it so good Well, of course makes it good. It's a good salad lettuce Yeah Of course probably most Lettuce that we get who knows where its from has probably grown in poison soil who knows? I'm all, all I'm eating is beef. I'm just bringing up the fact that it's always romaine and now they're accusing... And i'm sorry they're accusing the burger place of using it on a burgers day and I don't know any evidence of this well if that's not gonna kill you surely the monkey pox will and the White House has hired a monkey pox coordinator

1:58:20 Wouldn't you just love to have that on your door? That'd be a great title. Monkey Pugs. What did you do for the White House? Eh, monkey pucks. Yeah, monkey pucks coordinator... What do you mean monkey pucks? I was monkey pucks coordinator so everyone with monkey pucks had to go through me if you know what i mean Yes and that probably makes sense in this case now I wish we could have been on the meeting Say, we need someone to address this monkeypox. We need someone to talk to people and now of course it's not just men who have sex with men It's many other people as is not a sexually transmitted But we you know we've got some stigma You know how can we really screw the gays? How can we put it all on the gays The gays need the monkey pox Not just any old gaze the male gaze the gays with penises let's bring out oh I know a gay guy

1:59:16 this virus transmits through very close skin to skin physical contact often in the setting of sexual exposure but there are other mechanisms for its transmission including if you touch objects that individuals who've had monkeypox touch, or if you have prolonged exposure to respiratory droplets. With that said signaling to people who are in the gay bisexual other men who have sex with them communities and also transgender people who have sex with man that it's really important to have awareness of this circulating in the community is really a critical part of the messaging while not generating an ordinate concern and really focusing on the infection as linked to an identity so

1:59:58 It's just an infection. It's not linked to an identity, it just happens to be in the social network." Did you hear that whole list he had? I gotta practice. Yeah, you're out of touch! Let's listen to that again... It was dynamite He had men who have sex with men If you touch objects at individuals who've had monkey pox touched or if you have prolonged exposure to respiratory droplets That said With that said signaling to people who are in the gay bisexual other men who have sex with men communities The bi- The gay bisexual Hold on Gay Bisexual

2:00:35 and men, other men who have sex with men. So if you're not... so if you're gay that's one thing, but wait there is more! Also transgender people who have sex with men. Transgender people who have sex with men? Okay But what is this one miscategory that is not categorized as a category Other men who have sex with men Who aren't gay or bisexual Who are these people That may be us. What's left? They've categorized everybody else, what are we?! ...who are in the gay bisexual other men who have sex with men communities and also transgender people who have sex with... And by the way stop stop it's the man who has sex with the other man who has sex was a min community so it's not like one guy! It's a community John! A whole bunch of guys where is this community live there you

2:01:35 You know what? I figured out what it is. They're not gays, they're not bisexuals... They are Trump supporters! That's obviously what it is Other men who have sex with men It's Trump supporters Yeah, Trump supporters They won't take them in to the gay community They won't take them as a bisexual There just other men who have sex with men So like Richard Grinnell Yeah, yeah. The former National Security Advisor? Yeah! Director of National Security? He's an other man who has sex with men because he is a Trump supporter. Don't smear the good gay name with him Am I crazy or is this just really rude what they're doing here

2:02:18 Just see, just see. Well I'd say from some perspective it's rude. Seems really rude. Alright let's see if we can scare everybody with some COVID because you know COVID has time to come back again as once again get ready for all your little restrictions and rules and regulations Especially if you're in Canada. Things to remember is COVID's not done with us yet. We might want to be done with it, but it's still around and yes- Oh how patronizing is this dude? COVID's not... you may be done with it, but it's not done with us yet! Things to remember is COVID's not done with us yet. We might want to be done with it But he's still around and yes we have a lot more tools A lot more understanding, a lot more knowledge on how to keep ourselves and our loved ones safe that have allowed us to get back To regular life in a lot of ways for a whole bunch of people

2:03:14 But we also know that as winter comes and as people get pushed back indoors, there is a real risk of another serious wave of COVID. One of the best things we can do to prevent that wave, prevent the pressure on our healthcare system, prevent provinces from having to take decisions around restrictions and mandates What? Is to ensure that everyone is up-to-date in their vaccinations. Off to date! The recommendation is, you know, you should be up-to-date your vaccinations if you have had a dose within six months Everyone who has been awhile since their vaccination Been awhile Not this vaccination Should look at the fact that we have new vaccines coming out This month

2:04:00 that are tailored against Omicron, that will provide better protection and everyone should get out and get vaccinated. If we are able to hit that 80%, 85% 90% of Canadians up-to-date in their vaccinations we'll have a much better winter with much less need for the kinds of restrictions and rules that were so problematic for everyone over the past years Oh, restrictions and rules. Restrictions and rules! I mentioned the University of California...I think it did in the last show. They require now that if you happen to have a flu shot not to blame COVID. You gotta get COVID but if you don't have a flu shot you have to wear a mask all the time Sure

2:04:47 And I'll say it again, the flu has been around forever every year but why all of a sudden do you have to wear the mask of obedience if you didn't get your flu shot? A lot of people don't get their flu shot. The flu shots are dumb! Because they have control and people will comply particularly in your area. Particularly... It's as if nothing happened, of course nothing did because vaccines didn't work. Masks don't matter. Lockdowns were harmful it's all been discussed it's all mainstream it's not a joke man but who gives a shit?

2:05:23 it, just keep pushing. Well back in this country the return to school is now being blamed for a spike in COVID cases among children data shows a 14% jump and pediatric COVID cases last week the White House is urging parents to get their kids vaccinated Turning now to the pandemic. Just days after the CDC gave the green light for those new COVID booster shots, major chains like Walgreens are now offering appointments. The new doses with protection against the most common Omicron variants and they are recommended for everyone 12 and over who has already been vaccinated. The CDC says only 49% of eligible Americans have had a previous booster shot

2:04:47 And I'll say it again, the flu has been around forever every year but why all of a sudden do you have to wear the mask of obedience if you didn't get your flu shot? A lot of people don't get their flu shot. The flu shots are dumb! Because they have control and people will comply particularly in your area. Particularly... It's as if nothing happened, of course nothing did because vaccines didn't work. Masks don't matter. Lockdowns were harmful it's all been discussed it's all mainstream it's not a joke man but who gives a shit?

2:05:23 it, just keep pushing. Well back in this country the return to school is now being blamed for a spike in COVID cases among children data shows a 14% jump and pediatric COVID cases last week the White House is urging parents to get their kids vaccinated Turning now to the pandemic. Just days after the CDC gave the green light for those new COVID booster shots, major chains like Walgreens are now offering appointments. The new doses with protection against the most common Omicron variants and they are recommended for everyone 12 and over who has already been vaccinated. The CDC says only 49% of eligible Americans have had a previous booster shot

2:06:03 They should have just like the doctors, you know like four out of five dentists recommend. They should have doctors like hey I recommend this Hey i'm so and so and I recommend this jab. I would like to say yeah Like the old cigarette ads? Yeah. Yeah when the doctors are recommending various cigarette brands That's how you know that's our medical system at work And the recommendation for now, for now is not as dire as everywhere else. But for now it's still wanna be up to date every year. Those updated COVID booster shots are rolling out this week at the White House today health officials said COVID shots will likely become a once-a-year vaccination targeting the latest strains. The shots are free for now but administration officials say the program needs another injection of funds from Congress

2:06:47 More money! More money, more money. It's all gonna be free-free forever and if you want to know what it's going to be like here in the wintertime let's go to Australia this is exactly... And I remember this was COVID it hit summertime here and we'd had our beginning of lockdowns and everyone was like well Australians they're doing a good job there's nothing happening remember that? They don't let anybody in, they got no COVID. They got one person and they killed him! And they buried that person. Set his clothes on fire We're great and then winter came and of course along with it came influenza but okay...COVID

2:07:24 And now it's wintertime once again in Australia. Queenslanders are being warned that they might need a fifth COVID jab before the end of the year as authorities monitor the spread of new Omicron variants live to 7 News reporter Georgia Costey who was on the Gold Coast, now Georgia what's prompted this? Good morning, Mon. Well this latest COVID wave is decimating health care staff and putting extra pressure on hospitals right across Queensland around 700 people are being treated for COVID in private and public health hospitals and on top of that 7.6% of Queensland Health staff are currently off work sick themselves here at the Gold Coast University Hospital. They have temporarily suspended Tier 3 services which is lower level planned care now this all comes after it was announced that from Monday anyone over 30 will be eligible to receive their second booster how

2:08:16 However, we are being warned by some healthcare professionals that this is unlikely to be our last booster and we could in fact need a fifth dose by the end of the year. So Mon it appears that this is something we will just have to accept as the virus and its variants continue to evolve The way of life alright thank you so much Georgia What was George's contribution to this report? Nothing Absolutely nothing. She sounded like a, oh I don't know, hysteric. A little bit. Running around... I think you know so they're gonna have to come back with the incentives again

2:08:58 Hamburgers? No, no I think... A hundred dollar bill. No! I think we need to wrap it into our other program and for every time someone gets a booster We send another Stinger missile to Ukraine so that we can say do it for Ukraine Do it for Ukraine And people you know what people but you know It's like you know it hurts a little bit which tells me the boost is working But really I'm here doing this for Ukraine People will love it. Well if you want to take it further and have your name inscribed on the missile Hey, this is good that's a great idea just some magic marker but still well It could be anything it could be one of those little inscription tools or it could be an arc of via sharpie And you can put maybe fuck you might you know because of the nature of it You've had to put ten names on there f u Putin

2:09:55 Yeah, stuff like that. A little message you pay extra for yet to get if you get your whole family And then finally again something that people only got a little snippet from for the haha But the whole the full 50 seconds of this clip is quite good I found it entertaining our dr. Shah who is the kovat response doctor Who I do not think has ever even met the president. Probably not, yeah. What's the name of that Chen woman? Chen? Yeah, Chen, the one that always smiles. Lena Wen? Wen! Lena Wen, yeah. Council on Foreign Relations. Oh surprise surprise let me guess World Economic Forum... I haven't found that. Young global leader. Trilateral Commission

2:10:52 Maybe. Bohemian Grove? Possibly, it seems unlikely she's a woman. Alright here is Dr. Shah! So here is the simple version if you're 12 and above and previously vaccinated It's time to go get an updated COVID-19 shot. Shot update me! Update just like an iPhone Now here are a couple of caveats because there are always... Oh my goodness, they should do every iPhone update and you're like oh there's a new iOS that has cool new emojis. You should be able to get the beta of that if you get your shot

2:11:33 Apple working with the government. I'm telling you, it'd be perfect and you can still say... I'm doing it for Ukraine Now here are a couple of caveats because there are always a few caveats If you got a recent infection or were recently vaccinated It's reasonable to wait a few months Hang back used to be strict exact timing temperature Remember that? You remember the days where he had to be within like three days 23 days window Yeah if not you might die Take two or three months. Now we expect millions of people to get the shot this month for Ukraine as folks get back to school, get back to work and get back into their regular routines after the summer and as the annual flu vaccination campaign kicks into high gear later this month and in early October We expect millions will choose to get their COVID-19 shot at the same time Oh

2:12:31 or over the course of the fall when people go in for routine checkups. This guy actually sounds like Tim Cook, doesn't he have a little bit of Tim Cook's cadence? You know we expect- A little bit! I didn't pick it up right away but i can see where you'd think that Millions of people to use iPhone Notice how they never say The iPhone or Your iPhone It's like IPhone Millions of people are using iphone I guess you haven't noticed Expect millions No I have not noticed them but now on the lookout You just go look at that whole presentation and we think iPhone should be this. It's like iPhone is its own entity, its own godly entity which from a financial perspective it is And as the annual flu vaccination campaign kicks into high gear later this month and into early October We expect millions will choose to get their COVID-19 shot at the same time or over the course of the fall when people going for routine checkups

2:13:30 The good news is you can get both your flu shot and COVID shot at the same time. It's actually a good idea! I really believe... Well, he's gonna tell you why. I'm glad you stepped on it so i can stop it and bring your attention to it He will explain The good news is that you can get both your flu shot and COVID shot at the same time. It's actually a good idea I really believe this is why God gave us two arms, one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot. Oh my god! Oh jeez... Okay clip of the day, clip of the day He's sitting there saying it would have been better if he said do believe but no instead he says No i was hoping for do believe but didn't say do believe What an a-hole

2:14:18 This is my favorite. And the other one for the court? No, no I really... Two arms! One for the f***er. Where was this? Do you think he really believes that this is why God gave us two arms? Does he really believe it?! No, He's a liar! That's sacrilegious man! Minimally Don't be so flippant man. I really believe Are we...? Well to be fair about it You see those man on the street questions. I mean, no wonder they talk to us like we're morons. I had a whole bunch of them. I can't even bring myself to play him. Oh play one! No, I didn't clip anything. No, i'm forcing myself... I was gonna clip one for today's show and I just felt the same way. I'm forcing myself not to do it. It's the same guy and he's got dynamite material. It's so sad

2:15:17 Sad. Yeah, it's not right he also obviously hates women Let's go to, I got a student loan thing but I want to get this out because one of my things i'm doing a running gag with is these Democrats that are convincing themselves that they're going to do okay in the midterms. Oh no this is totally the narrative! I think Republicans are even saying hey man I think the Democrats can do really well. Yeah they are it's a suckers game and it's been going on for awhile have three pretty short clips This Dems winning the midterms. Just 62 days until Americans vote to decide, among other things which party will control Congress There's a new poll out it suggests Democrats have some momentum with registered voters Here it is 45% of registered voters say were the election today They'd cast their ballot for the Democratic congressional candidate on the ballot 40 percent say they vote for the Republican

2:16:17 If you narrow that down to people who say they'll definitely vote in the midterms, Democrats lead 48-45 over Republicans. The GOP looking to turn that around this week. Republicans are launching a massive ad buy across 8 states in an attempt to boost key Senate races. They're set to spend 9 figures, spending hundreds of millions flooding the airwaves, including those in Georgia North Carolina and Ohio. Much of that money said to come from the Senate Leadership Fund. It promotes Republican candidates. A spokesperson for the group said they planned to spend the money defining Democratic candidates around their extreme positions and their enabling of President Biden's agenda

2:17:02 And I think it's time for us to explain once again, because we do it every election cycle what this is really about. Whenever it gets close to election time and we hear the oh neck-and-neck, neck and neck, it's pretty close What is it? It's always pretty close. So give us the networks, the TV media, the news media, print media any media Give us money and we'll try to even things out because you know You need advertise otherwise your gonna get shellacked And this will be Oh look! Look! Look! Your losing! Look! You guys are down! Oh man your gonna take a...your gonna get wiped out This will be Mark Zuckerberg true albatross

2:17:49 since he came out and stupidly said we're not gonna take any election money. What an idiot! I mean that is it's like this is the bonanza, this is the event remember we had Les Boombas? Trump rocks! People advertising everywhere! It's great Yeah, yeah. Les Moonves was straightforward he was on a conference call to investors and it was like we're gonna be a great quarter because of the election Should we play it again just real quick? Yeah you might as well The advertising climate couldn't be better right now and I've never seen it this hot for a number of years third quarter scatter was phenomenally good and fourth is even better than that

2:18:29 So as the year ends and we move into 2016, guess what? In 2016 we have an extra AFC playoff game. We have the Super Bowl and we have a year of political advertising that looks like it's shaping up to be pretty phenomenal. We love having all 16 Republican candidates throwing crap at each other, it's great! The more they spend the better it is for us and go Donald keep getting out there and this is fun watching this let them spend money on us we love having them in their we're looking forward to a very exciting political year in 60

2:19:10 Facebook is gonna have a real problem with their numbers. Well, Facebook's gonna have a lot of explaining to do you know the shareholders at a meeting but you know if I was a shareholder well actually I am a shareholder as a matter fact your face by face back shareholder yeah long I think it's your long facepack oh totally And all these things are evidentiary that they're gonna, you know Facebook is a depressed stock the way I see it because of this kind of thing. This kinda stupidity once they get rid of Zuckerberg and put somebody in who knows how to milk it they can really do well because their going to have to start buying publication. I got a lot of thoughts on it but I'm not gonna bring them up here. Let's go to clip two of the

2:19:56 The Dems winning. Right, there is a structural advantage for Republicans in gerrymandered districts in the House and in the Senate...in the Electoral College as well Did you hear what she said? This expert that was brought in by Shep? Yes Now I want to explain to people out there What is a gerrymandered senate district It's a statewide election. You can't gerrymander the Senate! It's a statewide election, each and every state... There is no gerrymandering of districts that's right. You can't gerrymander you know it does like yeah you talk guys you can vote in here in California now what is she talking about? Well Nazar when you read now when you redraw

2:20:50 That's right. I mean, does the senator have a district? No! Senators doesn't have districts. There is no district it's the whole state And is it... hmmm.... I'm sure they can explain it There's no explanation She's talking through her hat Nice way to fit I haven't heard that one in Very classic, I mean it's just a little lighter than talking through her ass which is the The less polite way of putting it. No, she's full of shit! That's another way of saying it Yeah or bullcrap you could throw that one out It's bull crap Okay here we go with the end to this little analysis I want to show what we just got out of Florida You've probably seen this from the governor's race Look at that Ron DeSantis has but a three-point lead over Charlie Crist The Democrat now currently used to be independent Used to be Republican Are those numbers real? Do you buy it

2:21:49 I'm so funny that you asked me that because i looked at that today and said, I don't buy that Marco Rubio is only two points ahead in the Senate race or that Charlie Criss is that close to a very popular governor. In quite a red state If we find out on election night, Shepard that Charlie Crist won that race I think it would be entirely because of the issue of abortion. And again, we won't know who is the most energized to get in a car that day To get their friends out, to give money, knock on doors and produce a victory until we see it on November 8th Now here's the two people, two people looking right at corrupt polling designed to get people to spend more money on advertising and neither one of them seeing it or they just pretending they don't see it. I would say that they're pretending. Of course! I would say no to that. I would say that their sincere

2:22:45 Yeah, these people maybe. Who are these people? Do they have any... A Shep Smith and some analyst who thinks you can gerrymander the Senate. I wonder if she can tell me what time it is by looking at an analog clock on the street. Probably not! Might not be possible. What the hell's that?! Why is it round? All right, the vape wars. I'm going to deconstruct what i think is happening with this latest settlement between Juul and the states here's the report. Juul has agreed to pay $438.5 million dollars to 34 states and territories over its marketing practices while not admitting guilt juuls says that it's

2:23:37 all in the past and the company now has a new more honorable mission. The two-year investigation finding Juul intentionally tried to appeal to children with ads like these featuring young trendy models other marketing tactics included hosting launch parties for new products, offering free samples advertising on social media and selling products and flavors attractive to children and it worked apparently. In 2019, the same year Juul says it quote reset the company more than 5 million young people said they tried vaping within the past 30 days just a year before that number was 3.6 million. Juul commenting in a statement The terms of the agreement are aligned with our current business practices we remain focused on the future as we work to fulfill our mission to transition adult smokers away from cigarettes. The number one cause of preventable death

2:24:28 while combating underage use. All right, I've been following this very closely for many years even Trump almost got swept up into this bullcrap and they tried to stop it so to review Juul was purchased by Philip Morris you know the biggest tobacco I guess arguably one of the best tobacco manufacturers and marketers And the problem with Juul as it was out there on its own initially is, as you heard millions of kids stopped smoking tobacco or weren't smoking... let's put it this way.

2:25:08 We're not smoking tobacco products, but we're either starting with Juul which is a vaporizer and nicotine no tobacco involved or they might have stopped smoking altogether. The issue for the states...the state's got this payout that's why this caught my attention. The issue is that if kids stop buying tobacco products the master-states agreement doesn't work And the master states agreement was amongst, I think all the states but certainly these 34 or 38. they get a piece of the tobacco sales to pay for people dying in their state because of tobacco. I know it sounds kind of ghoulish, but that's literally the deal. It is ghoulish! It's totally ghoulish but you can just see them going for it well you know Bill the fact is that people are gonna smoke anyway and there's nothing we can do about it so if actually take some of this money

2:26:09 push the price up and it will help people not want to because they can't afford it. So, it's a win-win for the state." Now of course all the states have already packaged that money years in advance you know into bonds and like hey what's gonna be? It's going to be a steady flow people don't stop smoking certainly not during shitty depression times but then this Juul thing is vaping through them for a loop and so what you're seeing here is a calculation and a settlement in my opinion between the states saying okay we will let you continue with your plan which I'll explain in a moment but first we got to see some moolah because we got screwed out of this deal by Juul, we didn't get all the money we needed. We need more money okay? We'll pay you half a billion dollars boom there it is shut up! And now comes ICWAS

2:26:55 This thing is already, I think up to 35% of the world tobacco market particularly Asia. It is non-combustible smoking device and tobacco so you don't actually burn the tobacco according to...I have not tried one as yet receive one You don't burn the tobacco it's non combustible If you call the PR people you can get one Yeah, but you know if I called PR people would have a free Rodecaster Pro. I'd have all kinds of free shit Yeah, well that's the idea Well if you can call the PR people in one of these two-person electric EV tolls that would be great Anyway so this is the idea because

2:27:46 You can still vape these things. This is for people who have been trained to vape, it'll feel very comfortable. Oh you charge it, you put a little thing in here, little pod and you can even smoke it indoors because its smokeless because it's non-combustion and it's tobacco so they will go back to getting a piece of the revenue this is what it has always been And of course ABC has to help out with this mission and so they're going to add a little bit of pizzazz by saying, hey you know really? You shouldn't be using vape at all because nicotine will kill ya in so many ways! Now Dr. Sutton there's a lot conflicting info out there about the safety of vaping So what does the data show

2:28:27 Well Dan, there's a lot of misinformation and miscommunication on how much nicotine is in these products and also the dangers of nicotine itself. In fact it has been found that two-thirds of those between the ages 15 to 24 do not know that Joules contain more nicotine than cigarettes when in reality one joule contains enough nicotine to accommodate 20 cigarettes and they also don't realize that nicotine has dangerous effects itself. There's this idea that since there is no tobacco in these products, it is somehow safer but nicotine has been associated with increase in heart rate blood pressure a study from the American Heart Association has associated nicotine to increases in cholesterol and triglycerides which all increased the risk of heart attacks strokes and other cardiovascular disease

2:29:09 And nicotine also negatively affects the brain. It can affect attention centers, mood centers causing irritability and this is especially important for young adults because many don't realize that the brain continues to develop until around the age of 24 or 25. How you know so these days when you have a test or your anxious? And you're growing up and it, you know Or you're worried about asking a girl out on a date or boy doesn't matter You have anxiety and what do we do we give the SSRIs. We give you Lexapro. We give you stuff to remove Yeah, probably better off with a smoke exactly back in the day shit man I got a test You take a couple of hits get rid nicotine

2:30:01 You feel depressed in the morning, take a hit. Good to go! Donut black coffee. Mirka. And a shot of scotch. Yeah what's your problem people? Iqos on deck well we'll see we'll see i'm pretty sure that it's about that time It's great reset anyway might as well like bring that back in. I'm excited Should be fun. Well, I want you to try this stuff. Yeah, I'm very excited about it. I mean i'm not interested to say the least but You've never smoked have you? No no, I never have now never even a puff just to try it No, never cigar I have smoked cigars Do you like it? I like the flavor of a good of a good cubano But generally speaking cigars taste terrible

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2:37:47 So let me proudly pronuncicate thee as Dame Shawna and welcome to the round table where we have hookers and blow but maybe you like some rent boys in some Chardonnay. Eh? It's never wrong or if you'd like some harlots and haldol pepperoni rolls and pale ales, we've got some room gaseous and sake vodka vanilla bong hits and bourbon sparkling cider and escorts ginger ale and gerbils We got all kinds of now cowgirls and coffin varnish, but maybe it's the mutton in mead In fact is gonna be great you're all alone here today well Of course once you join the other Knights and dames But you have the first pick of the the mutton in the mead so enjoy that and when your

2:38:25 Done licking your chops and wedding your whistle go to no agenda nation comm slash rings Make sure that you give us information. We can send the whole package for your night at your dame dumb which includes your signet ring the wax to seal your important correspondence with and Of course these certificate of authenticity we had, you know Tina had a visitor here the other day was Dame Christina I want to say Pearl, I can't remember. She's a flight attendant with Southwest. Oh yeah this flight attendant you mentioned before? Yeah it was really nice she came by and they went out to dinner together you know do chick stuff but she gave me a nice birthday card and it was sealed on the back with some lovely golden

2:39:08 No Agenda Roundtable ceiling wax. Nah, it really is a nice touch you gotta admit It's pretty cool. Yeah well I get all the mail for the box and so you see it a lot yeah yeah on the box too exactly NO AGENDA! BEAT UPS!!! Well, the NO Agenda Meetups is where you're going to find your community. I know because i've been to many of them and I think we got another cool one coming up in Austin soon? Pretty sure we do...

2:39:45 I'd like another Hill Country meetup if at all possible. Anyway, people do like to attend them sometimes a lot of people that show up and well here's one a report from the Knoxville meetup in the morning you people this is number eight the Knoxville meetup make way for the royalty and knights and whatnot In the morning, Noah Jenda Tribe. This is Billy Bones embracing the rest of the tribe here in Knoxville We'll see you around The spook will not speak Alright this is Noah with Chris, Sir Seat Sitter at the Knoxville No Agenda meetup Hey Adam Hey John In the mornin' Love yall It's Sir Seat Sitter here Of After The Six Pack Here with Noah IN THE MORNIN'! This phone boy of the Lotus Effect You may have heard of us In the morning yall Boom

2:40:32 Man, a meetup with Sir Seat Sitter and Phone Boy? I mean you're talking... Oh my god! You're talking peak no agenda right there everybody. Peak no agenda nation. Time to let you know what meetups are on the way The evac zone sent us promo Join us this Saturday at Blue Sky Tavern before you have an amygdala meltdown! Amygdala cores irradiated by MSM lights need to be shielded with no agenda, good friends and small batch rye. Hope to see you there...and remember... Human resources like no agenda meetups too! Bring your resource! Ignore the air raid sirens and the exploding nuclear plant warnings. Bring your human resources

2:41:16 Today at six o'clock Phoenix, Arizona time we've got the Blanco Cocina and Cantina meetup. I got corrected it's cocina if you say cochina then that's something completely different and i've got them straight now That's in Scottsdale Duke of the South is organizing that he must be on location On Saturday The Benz and Bernadettes that brunch brunch together stay together 10 o'clock in Brood Fort Worth Texas Also on Saturday, Greater Annapolis lets go social. What's Brood? It's the name of the place, Brood. Oh, Brood! B-R-E-W-E-D. Yes. Thank you. Could have been misconstrued, the brood...

2:41:59 Greater Annapolis, let's go social. Two o'clock in O'Loughlin's Arnold Maryland on Saturday also Saturday the South Jersey Slaves meet up two o'clock Eastern Garden State Distillery I've been where? Tom's River New Journey New Jersey it's my old stomping grounds now this is Sir R Daniels who was organizing this if you want to get some inside dirt from some cool organizations you want to check him out or is this a different one no no this is also Mr. Daniels yes I don't know, it's Tom's River. Go! Mid-Vancouver Island meetup 3 o'clock on Saturday the Rogue Oasis in Lake Cowichan in British Columbia The Chicago Beach Meetup long time no S E A Montrose Beach Chicago and that'll be 4 o'clock on Saturday South Mississippi meet up 5 o'clock on Saturday at Chandelier Island Brewing in Gulfport Mississ... Mississippi? What says MS wouldn't that be Missouri

2:42:57 No, M-O is Missouri. Thank you. Long COVID. Gitmo Nation reindeer meet up in Helsinki. Oh, Woolshed? The wool shed... What kind of Finnish name is that? The wool shed! Hey Olaf where's the meetup in Helsinki? It's at the wool shed Unless a misunderstanding. Sir Sammy is organizing, that'd be fun Maybe Wonderhelm will stop by and you just heard the Three Mile Island evac zone meetup That's Saturday at 6 o'clock the Blue Sky Tavern in Edders PA Seafront Apertivo Northwest Italy Il Chiosco Sotto il Sol Corso Garibaldi

2:43:44 Diano Mara, marino Italy you better go to the website because I don't know what they are just said this and then on Sunday Which will be September 11th? Ah, show day. What could go wrong? Never forget we have tiny amygdalae potlucks at the organizer that'll be in Anchorage Alaska. Man it's all over the place these meetups also on the 11th 505 cuz we can that's a urban 360 pizza in Albuquerque New Mexico our very own Sir Jeff Toeg is hosting and finally in Haarlem The Netherlands on September 11th de Oerkap Jasper is organizing in Haarlem town

2:44:24 The Harlem Town Meetup. Those are your No Agenda meetups, at least the ones coming up in the very near future You've got to go to one of these! At least once I guarantee you'll come back for more It's just like eating potato chips. noagendameetups.com Start one yourself! You wanna be where you won't be Triggered or held to blame You wanna be where everybody feels the same It's like a party, it's like a party

2:45:00 Let's see 245 all right Do you have ice house? I have to actually say I have one mediocre one, but it might be good. I don't know Oh, well as I got two so we want us won't do your mediocre first. I don't know if mine are any good Okay, this is on me. No Jack let me boost you man boost Very low here. We go. This is a safe space what this is the safe space oh Is this a safe space? No, this is the safe space. Based on my interpretation alone it won't fly. Let's try this... Fact check true! That one already the winner Well wait we have one more We beat Pharma this year!!!

2:45:49 We beat Pharma? We beat pharma this year. You didn't hear Joe? Oh yeah I heard that we beat pharma, I don't know what he's talking about. WE BEAT PHARMA THIS YEAR! Can you like fact check true better? oh yeah and you're the one who gave me grief for putting Biden attempts in the ISOs and then you'd keep doing it well the re- yes guilty as charged i don't know what to say That's okay. I like to fact-check true Yeah, let me just jack that up a little bit too get a little more oomph make sure the people here are good Here we go. Let's try this Fact check true yeah, I think it's good what makes it work is that short their extra beat Yes, the truth just blast the true in there. I agree. It's good. It's good Um, let's see Oh yes now I do have an important to I have a couple important clips to play before we leave

2:46:42 One is this one. The Pentagon says tonight it is putting a pause now on deliveries of a popular fighter jet the Defense Department says the F-35 from Lockheed Martin has apart made in China against regulations and the Pentagon says that doesn't pose any national security issues but will be replaced with the part from an approved vendor they hope to resolve the issue quickly and resume deliveries Okay, what's the part? Why would they tell us That seems like part of the story to me. What is the part? Is it the radio? Is it a bomb site? I don't know... It's Chinese! They make it sound like it's a debolt. It's Chinese, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Okay this is that's terrible reporting

2:47:33 Let me see, I don't know who reported that. I have a Chinese story, I got one clip left it's called the Chinese lockdown bring us up to speed on the earthquake and there is stupidity going on in China The death toll is rising and aftershocks continue in Sichuan after magnitude 6.6 earthquake hit the Chinese province on Monday Over a million residents in surrounding areas are reported to have felt moderate tremors. Some homes and buildings are destroyed or severely damaged. This dash cam video shows the moment the quake struck in Luding, a county near the quake's epicenter. Tall trees and structures are swaying and shaking at one point the facade of one building just crumbles

2:48:18 Authorities locked down 21 million residents in the Sichuan capital of Chengdu because of rising cases of COVID-19. This social media video underscores the heightened tension among residents who are venting their frustration as they remain in lockdown after the quake On social media, a man pleads. Do you understand the situation we are dealing with in Sichuan right now? Because of COVID-19 we can't go out but because of the earthquake we can't stay inside who can tell us where is safest for us The region has also endured drought and the worst heatwave on record

2:48:57 Man, what is up with the Chinese lockdown? Why does... No one seems to care anymore. It's just like oh they're on lockdown but these are not insignificant. Do they know something we don't know or is this just what's to come for us? I don't think that they know anything that we don't know so this is just... I don't why there's so freaky about it It's got to be political crap on their side too then. There has to be some bullshit that we don't understand yet I have a few clips end up with, i think they're all important and not that long otherwise it would just never get to them the first one is just this thought this was interesting Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is asking for new trial citing newly discovered evidence

2:49:39 A jury convicted Holmes earlier this year of defrauding investors in her blood testing company. Now, her lawyers say a witness for the prosecution has approached them expressing guilt over his testimony against Holmes. The witness Dr Adam Rosendorf testified that he repeatedly warned Holmes that the company's blood testing was inaccurate Dr. Rosendorf was clearly the main or one of the main government witnesses, he was the head of the clinical lab at the time that these events took place so he was the person who knew what was happening in the lab who had direct communication with Elizabeth Holmes and also interacted with Sunny Balwani If her request for a new trial is not granted, Holmes faces up to 20 years in prison

2:50:25 Sounds like you know sounds like you know more about this Well, he never said that. He gave false testimony. He just felt bad that she's going to do no She was found guilty so he comes over her house and go into apologizes for testifying And so does she thinks this is a reason for an appeal oh? Man yeah Poor Elizabeth. Nobody out here thinks it's going anywhere, this whole idea she should go to jail! She's a criminal Yeah the criminals are... she just lost me It's all those old horny dudes over there in venture capital land They're the ones that egged this on and made her think her shit doesn't stink I agree they kind of pushed her into it You got big head Steve Jobs syndrome

2:51:18 A couple of good Joe bits at the end here. Tell me what our president is saying here, please? You know how much I'm going to do with the deficit this year? One trillion five hundred thousand! What exactly did our president say? You know what we're gonna do with the debit deficit this year one trillion five hundred thousand Yeah i think what he meant to say was I reduce the deficit this year but it comes out as... Reducing the Debit! You know how much, you know how much Remy Duvoud did for this year? 1 trillion 500 thousand. I love that, love that, love that It was a big day for the president at the White House A lot of activity He had his true boss and master over Michelle Obama History was made at the White House yesterday The Obamas helped unveil their official portraits The former President and First Lady discussed what the two portraits represent to them

2:52:18 A girl like me, she was never supposed to be up there next to Jacqueline Kennedy and Dolly Madison. She was never supposed to live in this house and she definitely wasn't supposed to serve as first lady When future generations walk these halls and look at these portraits I hope they get a better honest sense of who Michelle and I were And I hope they leave with a deeper understanding that if we could make it here Maybe they can too. Michelle's portrait really stinks. It sucks! Obama... Barack is great She has a nasty look on her face, she is not attractive in the picture which is what the opposite of what you're supposed to do and she's low resolution Obama's is terrible it's a terrible portrait Obama looks more like a photograph it's actually pretty well done but except for this the background is kind of boring and Do you remember that previous stately portrait? Yeah one where he was in the bushes

2:53:41 I guess that wasn't for the White House. Okay, who knew? You know what, you know, I thought that was the official painting for the White House, The Bushes' painting. Yeah no, that's what I thought too but it's not! No it's not... That was like some other official thing. Isn't this a little outdated come on people we got iPhone that talks to satellite okay?! You guys are still painting. What is this tradition? Why not do a 3D sculpture or something cool? Seriously. Well, it's a gallery of paintings so you know the I mean you could go to Photoshop and do something You know yeah a little more interesting than painting Unless you had a really great painter but these painters they're using are not... Suck! And then Jill Biden made a real good funny

2:54:39 Joe, honestly everybody stood with Joe. She gets a standing ovation and then she calls out her husband who fell asleep... And then he stands up Thank you, Michelle For a friendship I treasure Oh Joe's alive. He can actually stand up by himself. Oh So cool and there it is all right. Hey

2:55:22 End of show mixes coming up for y'all is Sound Guy Steve, and we're gonna do a little Deaf Dumb & Blind Night. A little Vaxxoline—haven't heard that one in awhile. Roll that out for you. Coming up next on NoahJenderStream.com is Rare Encounters! Abel Kirby and Cold Acid One of their episodes Make sure you stay tuned for that boost those guys I'm coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, still in FEMA Region No. 6 It hasn't been redicted or gerrymandered In the morning everybody, I am Adam Curry Man from Northern Silicon Valley We're FEMA Region 9 for your information Uh it hasn't been changed either, I'm John C. Dvorak We return on Sunday Looking forward to meeting y'all here, it'll be the 11th Show days are always fun

2:56:16 Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA God Save the Queen and until Sunday adios mofos and such! The moment you've been waiting for is here. It's time for you to go get your vaccination. When do people start to see the vaccine making a difference in case numbers, hospitalization numbers and most importantly those death numbers? We're still needing this large numbers of people getting vaccinated to see the impact. At some point after February, weekly deaths in vaccinated people surpassed those who didn't get a vaccine So you've not been vaccinated? That's correct We just need more and more people vaccinating Health officials are urging people to get vaccinated if your case of polio was detected in Rockland County New York City accounts for almost 20% of America's largest

2:57:15 ever monkeypox outbreak. The UK has authorized a booster vaccine designed to protect against two variants, the original virus and the Omicron virus. If you're fully vaccinated and especially if you got your booster shot, you are highly protected. You know no one's worried about safety it's clear that vaccines are very safe. Researchers have confirmed that the COVID vaccine is safe and effective there's a new kind of vaccine coming soon known as the myeloma vaccine. A steady triple of patients filed into this polio vaccine clinic in Rockland County. A booster vaccine is intended to be a reminder to your immune system All that's required at birth is the hepatitis B vaccine The head of the CDC is urging everyone who is eligible to get the booster Get the updated version of the COVID-19 booster shot And there's a dip theory attempt next, what they call the DipTent You gotta get them DipTent boosters yearly or else we'll develop lockdown vaccines There is a new COVID vaccine campaign that's expected

2:58:11 All children in London aged 1 to 9 will now be offered an additional dose of the polio vaccine. I think that vaccine has improved people's lives. They will get everything they got at two months, except for Hepatitis B Vaccine People who aren't fully vaccinated can still die every day so Sometimes I can't remember things, I am a gap machine Go to jar 30330 Come on man! Can't you see? You'll get the whole load from me

2:59:17 Eight presidents, three of them intimate Leader time I've run for president Lost twice because I lied Now i'm in the basement all alone We need a Vaxellina now, some say I've lost my mind Keep mixing words up all the time We choose truth over facts, vote for me and you ain't last I want to be clear, i'm not going nuts You dog faced police soldier

3:00:19 We need a vaccine and now some say I've lost my mind Keep mixing words up all the time Hold on, look Here's the deal The fact of the matter is I'm a giant in-gap machine Waiting for a vaccine The best podcast in the universe! Adios, mofo. Dvorak dot org slash N-A Fact check true