5 chapters across the catalog
Shrinkflation, Toilet Paper Size Reduction
The phenomenon of "shrinkflation" has hit the toilet paper industry, with brands like Angel Soft reducing sheet width from 4 inches to 3.8 inches. While the number of sheets per roll is decreasing, the price per roll continues to rise. Manufacturers claim the changes are made to make the remaining sheets thicker, though consumers view it as a hidden price hike.
The hosts highlight "shrinkflation" in Kraft Mac and Cheese products, noting that the cheese powder packet has been reduced from 1.3 ounces to 0.8 ounces. They recall their long-standing theme that the "slaves of Gitmo Nation" would eventually be forced to subsist on cheap, processed foods.
Major consumer goods companies like Hershey and Kimberly-Clark are reportedly cutting back on advertising spending because they cannot meet current demand due to supply chain constraints. The Wall Street Journal reported that firms are questioning the utility of advertising products that are not currently in stock. This shift in the "fast-moving consumer goods" sector is seen as a significant indicator of long-term economic instability.
Kraft Grilled Cheese Incense, Unusual Consumer Products
Kraft has released a grilled cheese-scented incense, a product the hosts mock as an example of bizarre American consumerism. They question the appeal of making a home smell like "cheap cheddar" chemicals.
Lighter Fluid Volume and Consumer Complaints
A complaint is raised regarding the decreasing amount of fluid found in newly purchased disposable lighters. The hosts discuss the reliability of oval Bic lighters compared to other brands and debate whether butane leaks out of plastic casings over time.
