1:38:33 And we like to give special thanks and official credits to those who come in at higher levels. So we'll kick it off with our first executive producer from Leiden, the Netherlands, $500 from Dr. Lemes. Who says I've been listening to the show since the start of the pandemic of certain doom after being hit in the mouth by Bert and Roderick from the TPO podcast. But I failed to donate until now. Please, please, please, please could you de-douche me? Well, that's exactly what we'll do for you. You've been de-douched. Thank you for the jabs of sanity in these crazy times. Please keep on boosting us. No karma, but these little jingles please. We're all gonna die. The kids cheering with yay and then you've got pharma. We're all gonna die! Yay! You've got pharma. Alrighty then. That's unusual. Amish Anonymous 420.
1:39:34 Comes in with a cryptic note. Hey Bobby you asshole. Please put this stack on Robert Tyler Lowe's from PA pile No jangles get on with it. Welp long exhale. We'll see ya damn it characters limit. All right Well, it is a 420 donation so we can excuse him. We can excuse him whatever was going on with the writing Alexis Robles from Chula Vista, California, 333.33, the only executive producer donation that is the spot-on number, one that everyone should have at least once in their life for a media property. I see no notes. Do we have anything from Alexis? No, I don't get anything. There's nothing under the subject line donation. James Udd comes in from Kent, Washington at 333.
1:40:28 in desperate need of de-douching. Ten years of listening to the greatest podcast in the world and this donation marks my first. You've been de-douched. More to come. Thanks to my smoking hot wife, Jessica, for finally hitting me in the mouth. Yeah, you should talk to your wife more often, bro. Yeah. She might learn something. She's a good woman. You guys are truly the best. Yes, we are. Hello. Thank you very much. James Parker, Palmer, Alaska, 333. In the morning, this is producer Jim from Alaska. You may remember that I named two of my pigs Crackpot and Buzzkill. Yes, I regret to say that Crackpot and Buzzkill have been sold along with my other pigs. My business model was based upon raising high-quality free range pasture raised pigs and then selling this premium product to local restaurants.
1:41:22 Without a USDA certified processing facility in the area I can't yep as discussed on the show Yeah, after after this I have a little a little update on that Without USDA certified processing facility in the area. I can no longer sell to restaurants I would be reduced to butchering the animals in my garage and selling the meat out of my trunk not the lifestyle I'm looking for my pigs were already under a fair amount of kovat related pressure. No poor piggies and which has made it almost impossible to buy fencing products. I've had an entire truckload of fence on order since last February. It has yet to be delivered. Now, as you may remember, I also have a campground, which does quite well since I'm located in a beautiful area along a river in the shadow of the 6,400-foot mountain peak, and we keep the campground cleaned. Unfortunately, my property is adjacent to a state public use area in which they allow camping but lack trash and toilet facilities.
1:42:13 The state area on a San Francisco filth scale is about an 8 in terms of free-range pooping and piles of garbage. Having the state area for a neighbor puts tremendous pressure on my fences as the pigs were always looking for an exit strategy and a way to go around to root around in the debris on the state public use area. Well that's what pigs do. All is not lost. Come spring I'll be raising pe- uh... pheasants and ducks. My bird dogs will be happy and poultry production has an exemption to most of the USDA rules. I didn't know that. I'll miss the pigs and may get back into it once my personal supply of pork is exhausted and I'm forced to gnaw on factory farm Chinese pork like the rest of the Alaskans. All I want is a pigs in human clo- human clothing jingle. There you go.
1:43:16 That's clear. You had some update on the USDA issue? Oh no, I have clips and stuff we'll talk about after the break. Okay, Leroy Ellis next in line. He's in the UK, 333. In the morning, please find attached 333 of my finest Scottish money pounds. And my first installment towards knighthood. Thank you for your courage. I think he's the only Scotsman that listens to this show. I believe so. Thank you for your courage. I only have three simple requests. One, Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. It's been 10 months since I was hit in the mouth by Apple. Is he dating or is he hanging out with Apple? Apple? No, keep reading. Apple, you might also like algorithm and I never looked back. So Apple recommended it in their algo. That's interesting. That's the first I've ever heard anyone say that that's how they found the show from a you might like algo on Apple.
1:44:16 Interesting. We have to assume that he's not the only one. Nobody's mentioned it to us. So Apple's got a clue. Well, at least with him. Two, dating karma, love karma for me, if you will, my failure to accept the vaccine into my life. See? Now that phrase is going to make me chuckle. Now you get it. Now you get it. I always got... Well, I mean, yeah, you're right. has me currently on a social status which is somewhat above serial rapist but still below flat earther. Oh wow.
1:44:53 Please can you draw attention to the No Agenda meetup I've posted to meetups.com at the Wallace Monument on the 14th of November. I believe it will be the first meetup taking place in Scotland. Yes. And I wish to make a great success of it. Love is lit, Leroy. Thank you, Roy. Leroy? And thank you Carl from London for your thirst 333 donating on behalf of my father. Did you give him dating karma? Oh, I'm so sorry. That includes a goat. You've got Good catch. Carl from London, 333 donating on behalf of my father, Jeff from Pennsylvania. Now that I've hit you in the mouth, an executive producer credit was the perfect way to celebrate your 70th trip around the sun. Happy birthday, dad. Carl from London. So I think the executive producer credit goes to switcheroo, goes to Jeff from Pennsylvania.
1:45:55 Oh yeah, on behalf, that has to. Okay, done. And he's on the list. Make a note. Brian Riley, 250, and he is somewhere in the United States. In the morning, John and Adam, this donation is for my birthday. It actually says Adam and John, so let's get that straight. This donation is for my birthday, 11-6, and is funded and sponsored by my smoking hot fiancee, Allison, another woman. Yep. Please add me to the birthday list. This donation will bring me halfway to my knighthood and I look forward to my final installment in first executive producership with my next donation. He's an associate executive producer for this show. Thank you for creating the best podcast in the universe and keeping everyone's amygdala shrunken and shapely. I would be remiss if I did not call out two wonderful women in my life as douchebags.
1:46:50 Oh, well, let's just get their names first. I was just ahead of the game. I'm like, hey, let's douche him. Just went out to hit somebody. I'm sorry. Starting with my anonymous mother. Oh. Anonymous mother. I don't know how many mothers he has, but one of them is anonymous. And ending with my future mother-in-law. That's the way to get off on a good start. That's right. Who will also remain unnamed. I will be on the lookout for your new line of boxed wine at a liquor store near me. Jingle request. John Brennan innocent until alleged?
1:47:26 Number two to the head or no and then we have no and then two to the head and R2D2 karma. All right, thank you Brian Rodley future night of the roundtable. People are innocent until alleged to be involved in some type of criminal activity. No. You've got. Fun story. Karma. I like that. That was cool. Sir Howard Stern Livermore Colorado 23456 one of our favorite numbers. Jingles, deduce, deduce. I think it's this. You've been de-douched. I think that's what it was. He also wants a biscuit for his birthday and a cow karma. Or R2 if you can't find it. Please remember to say happy late birthday to Dame Sexy. Please ensure she is on the list.
1:48:19 She is. Okay, I guess it's a birthday for her. Mm-hmm. 11-5, lit and loved, Sir Howard Sir P.S. The moving karma worked. Yes, we have no cow karma, so R2-D2 it is. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. You've got karma. Onward with our next associate executive producer, James Cornell, Wichita, Kansas, 234. My brother Sir Daddio of the Seven Wonders donated last episode for my birthday and threw money toward my eventual knighthood as Sir Booj. I am eternally grateful... Ah, Booj. Sorry? Yeah. Booj, yeah. Yeah, no, I remember that. Aye, so do I. I'm eternally grateful, but I had to donate and rectify an error. I was knighted too early!
1:49:07 I was listening to the show and the words stolen valor kept floating around in my head as I heard myself being knighted. I am getting closer and plan to reach the milestone sometime next year and to those standing their ground on the mandates keep standing tall. My company granted me a religious exemption just last week. I have to start wearing a mask starting December 8th. Apparently I'm not a risk to others until then. Yeah. Thank you for your courage. Keep up the great work, James Cornell. So he is future Sir Bougie of the Golden Plains. I got lucky. Thank you. He's honest. He said he didn't want stolen valor. Here he is. He's making it look like he gets knighted twice. Oh, of course. Shit does happen like that. And I'm going to give him a little karma. He didn't ask for it. You've got karma. I do love the line.
1:49:57 Uh, yes, start wearing my company granted me a religious exemption. I have to start wearing a mask starting December 8th. I mean, give me a break. It's so lame. It's stupid. Sir David Pugh, the baron of the Pew Pews, $220 comes in as another executive associate executive. Please de-douche Jeremy and Heather. Okay, we'll do Jeremy first. You've been de-douched. And this one's for Heather. You've been de-douched. I shamed them into donating, he writes, and Jeremy slipped me $20. The $200 is for me. Good times at the Northeast Ohio meetup last week. Lots of new faces.
1:50:43 And always great to hang out with Sir Walkman, Dame Ashley, Lady of the Lake, Sir Real Estate, and the dude named Jay. Dude named Jay. Huh. Can I get an F cancer? My mother was diagnosed with leukemia this past May. Also if possible some Old jingle requests quote is what we do so you don't have to see classic classic That's very old. Yeah, it's a good one the best part of waking up is fluoride in my cup. Good luck finding that mm-hmm Thank you for doing such a great job. He continues sir Dave pew the Baron of the pew pews Don't have to see
1:51:29 This heart a-wakin' up Is fluoride in my cup Fucking cancer! You've got karma Oh ye of little faith Paps, what is it? What is it today? What are you drinking? I'm drinking Polar 100% natural seltzer Mmm, yummy Anonymous Pickles! Wait, wait, since it's just filtered I don't think they had to put calorie free on it Marketing baby. They could put COVID free on it. Well, as long as they don't say, you know, small batch. Oh yeah. Anonymous Pickles. 20202. Nice one. Anonymous Pickles here. I need relationship karma for my twin flame and I. Sometimes the fire of love burns so hot and fast that only embers remain.
1:52:21 Please give 1111 of this donation to my shrimp-eyed Mike so he can be dedouched. You've been dedouched. Okay, here's your relationship karma. I'm sure it will rekindle. You've got karma. I think that's the end. Oh, that's the end of it. Yeah. So that's our group of associate executive producers and the great executive producers for show. 1397, three to go and we're at 1400. Somebody did send me a note saying, what do you got all these crazy pictures in the newsletter, trains and motorcycles and all these things. You've got to explain this. Well, everything that's in the newsletter that comes after the main, the little pitch that's at the beginning is
1:53:10 Has the number 1400 associated with it. Oh Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't even see the draft and now you know why cuz I was out scouting Oryx Yeah, you're out shooting things blowing shit up Hey, thank you so much execs and associate execs. I probably don't need to say it, but I will these are real credits Just like anything in Hollywood probably a little better than anything in Hollywood. So you can put them on IMDB, your CV, your resume, your LinkedIn, lots of places. People seem to get work from it. People get lots of comments and you find other fellow travelers often. So you can probably display your executive or associate executive producer credit. And if anyone questions that, we will vouch for you, no problem. And if you'd like to become an exec or an associate exec, go to this website and learn all about it. Dvorak.org