1:32:04 Well, he's a very interesting guy. He sent us a note that doesn't even fit on my spreadsheet. Typically everything fits on my spreadsheet It's very... Do you want to just...? I mean, I can't even read this whole thing I'm still putting together his 8,000 jingles. Could you get started on this for a second for me? Well, I just yeah sure I'll read this note or try to Read the whole thing it's way in the morning He starts off that's good But the significance of my 33rd birthday this year my seventh year listening to annoyed to JCD and podcast includes me My first year in a landlord as a landlord, huh?
1:32:45 In episode 1488 I was really hoping to donate the episode number but inflation ate the other 488. Hey! Leaving me with only much needed de-douching and a much envied insta night. You've been de-douched. Alright, insta nuggets. He found out about us through a degenerate communist anarchist tech podcast promoting DH Unplugged. Hmm, that's weird and I just... track this down. I try to keep it short, he goes on after...I skipped a bunch but there's so much i want to say and thanks for the time! I would like to receive the title of Sir Mad Philosopher Night Of The Wooden Doors you're on the list and I would like to reserve some extra sushi sake and shiksa
1:33:41 As in the blonde mmm-hmm blonde shit, so Jen is sake and schicksal Schick says he says shick says but that might be something else other than well not spelling it into the Yiddish way That's for sure. I put the order through I've no idea what'll show a chick sell show up chicks or something Hey How you want it? And shix is the roundtable please PS my SHW and I would listen on long car rides until the monkeypox talk She can't stand all the men who have sex with men talk which made The experience hilarious for me. Did she say turn it off turn it off? Wonder you had a number of jingles Oh Can you see that juice
1:34:37 Roll up, roll up for the National Shapeshifting Jews. Step right this way! Roll up, roll up for the Shapeshifting Jews. But resist we much. We must and will much about that be committed. You thought karma there we go I think we got a pun in there. No look at that juice sounds like Jews Because there's no reason this clip is really always a punchline as an opening clip. Oh, I guess so he thought it would be funny
1:35:32 I say look at the Jews shape-shifting Jews get it ha well he's He's satkowski you never know cows keys Polish issues Honored with Matthew from Raleigh, North Carolina listener since 2016. He says thanks for being there for us during the coronavirus hoax Hit me with a few of your favorite clips Oh and in knighthood if you don't mind oh I work at A paused corp. P-O-Z-E-D, what? I looked it up. A paused... Thank you! So paused is actually morph from meaning to meaning because i saw this note and came in said paused okay all right so it originally meant AIDS positive HIV positive really yeah it was called paused it never caught on then morphed into right winger
1:36:32 And that never caught on. And the latest version of POSZED is a woke company, a diverse woke corporation Once again words matter and language changes on a dime apparently This one? So it means a company that's you know they're all whatever is D-A-R-O-L-E So I'll just do random. And a yak. You've got karma. Alright, Kyle Casey... Kylie Casey as a matter of fact Or is it Kyle? Remember there's... It's Kylie. It's definitely Kylie and she is an Azzel Is there a Texas town named Azzel? A-Z-L-E-P-L-A-Z-E-N dollars
1:37:31 Adam and John $1,000 I have with switcheroo donation for my smoking hot husband's birthday today. Okay? So there's a switcheroo so we had to give it to her yes Mr.. Kylie does he have a name but I guess would be the last name of her what is her last no What's his first name it doesn't say mr.. Casey Mr.. Casey look at up mr.. Reagan We listen to many podcasts But we never skip an episode of No Agenda my husband as a coach in the NFL He's a coach in the NFL? What?! Okay. Let's get some tickets! Hello, hello box seats what's going on here? And they're in Texas that means Dallas Cowboys or Houston it would be just the Dallas Cowboys who is the other Texas team
1:38:17 the Longhorns! Oh no, the Texas... The Texans. Houston Texans We got the Astros oh that's baseball If he is couching the Texans my condolences and during COVID your show helped to remind us that like-minded people are still out there football fans Adam we have some at least one we have some land outside of Yano, Texas Lano Lana, Lana. Lana Texas is a wine growing area? Yes it's not far from here it was very close by actually. Lana Estacado I think is the main winery or vineyard there that used to be
1:38:59 Produced the wine was produced by some superstars and then the owners of the property Decided that they were making they were losing their ass because there's just selling grapes So they started making their own wine, and it sucks so that was the end of that Texas anyway we couldn't afford land on in Fredericksburg. What kind of coach what kind of coach are you? where all the real ballers live. And we got here early, we got here on time! But it makes us close to neighbors if you'd be so kind with your music magic buttons. My husband requested the Smoking Hot Wife jingle I don't know what that is... Yeah yeah i know exactly what it is and karma for some wins he would like some Sir Casey night of- He would like to be called Sir Casey Night Of The Footballs
1:39:48 Thank you for all you do. Okay, let me just make sure he's on because he wasn't on the birthday list strangely James Casey is his name I don't know how what that's not in there okay so James Casey is now on the list yeah absolutely You've got karma There we know you're not a fan. Did you read the PS there? Or did you conveniently forget that I didn't open it Oh, I'm sure there's a whole bunch of stuff though John don't let Adam notice both frustration with you at times Ever get to you all the ladies love you. Yeah Makes sense. I know what that has to do with me If I could what it means I mean here's our interpret careful
1:40:42 What it means, I don't have to be careful. I'm too old so you'll understand later So what it means is that...I don't wear it well Okay Getting frustrated with some of the things you do to me Some of the mean things you do I don't wear it well, so she told me to stop it. Okay? Okay? I can do I can deal with it You can't even stop saying bullshit you can't stop bull crap crap You're doing good so far Viscountess Kim keeper of the nutty fluffers also $1,000 from Hubbard Hubbard Oregon in the morning John and Adam
1:41:25 And then she says, 9-7312022. Okay makes sense. Jingle screw your freedom R2D2 F cancer I don't have any of those lined up but i will want to say thank you for doing a purge on no agenda social yes well of course and allowing other slaves to join the added value is amazing and in turn I would like to share some value thank you for all that you do love it lit and all that not only just say it all that who we Viscountess Kim, keeper of the Nutty Fluffers from Harbord Oregon. She wanted... what did she want? Screw your freedom and F cancer and we'll top that off with an R2-D2 I think we can do that And here we go But i think people should know Nope! That was screwed up right away Let's screw your freedom Why is not working? Screw your freedom No you're almost as good as he is
1:42:26 That's funny, it's uh... is there no- oh this is the ISO. Screw your freedom! There we go. You've got karma. Screw your freedom. Anonymous comes in from Los Angeles California 39191 and then he says well he's obviously not a fan of yours and he says the following Adam, I do believe the flippancy is still flowing freely. Although you've cut back on the cussing! Congrats! And JCD...I always chuckle when you say that the M5M reporters should feel ashamed You should know by now they're shameless! I have a question about that About the M5M
1:43:23 Whenever... I'm gonna tell you. So whenever we hear a report where the reporter says so-and-so claimed, you always say that this is a grave journalistic error? No, I think it's loaded language and it's if and I think it's a flaw and I think it's not good form. So I heard this come through on a podcast news podcast and I, it was...I can't remember what it was but you know someone claimed this is why they did that. And so and I wrote and I sent little boostergram I said hey you know I'm disappointed in you what does this claim? Why not just said he posted, he stated all the things that you could have said. This is a guy, a British reporter and he says
1:44:23 I used claimed because i don't want to take sides or accuse someone of something. It's just my boring legal training." Huh? I found this to be an... Oh that's interesting, well I'm thinking back when I was writing reports for the government and you have to write in that stilted style that cops use And so then you, and I think the legal system uses claims. And the plaintiff claim this and claim that and claim this because they're making assertions that are part of the case
1:45:01 He makes a claim. You made a claim against my client, you claimed... Oh so if it was in context of a lawsuit? No but he's a lawyer he says and this is part of his language. No no he doesn't say he's a lawyer, he says that's part of his boring legal training I don't know if-I don't think well then he was trained to be this way and it's just a carryover. I think it's, I still believe it's wrong if you're gonna do reporting per se. The guy says something he doesn't claim and he is not in court that's a good point by the way It makes us sound like your in court which adds to another reason not use it yes! Another reason not to use because it makes it sound like its illegal proceeding so that yes That's a good, I liked what he said But also remember I did not want to take sides or accuse someone of something
1:45:57 Which you end up doing, you end up making him a plaintiff or defendant. Maybe there's something different about the word claimed in the English version of... Well if you've been to court and heard these people they go claim this they claim that Good point Because their trying to get something in a judgment for one thing or another Anyway it makes sense what he said Okay, so can I still Scoriate him or not? Yeah. No you say what is it no he's he's giving himself an excuse By the way, I was in this same vein a thought came to me is like the people who are running Joe Biden are literally People who were familiar with the president's thinking
1:46:49 Because he doesn't think for himself at all. They are the ones doing the thinking, so that is now a valid thing to say. You can say people familiar with the president's thinking? Well of course! He has no thoughts That's a good one Thanks Anonymous Edward Tatnal Sir FodfatherFOD Thank you SaversOfSanity Jingles Don't Trust China Chemtrails Deem Scream China is asshole Chemtrails Yeah alright Happy to oblige sir Sir Sir point Serpent or serpent. Oh I get a serpent ha ha ha serpent of the finger of the Finger Lakes Jason Keeler in Savona, New York 3-3-3-3-3 Hey crackpot and buzzkill serpent from the troll room here
1:47:42 Give the trolls some karma for my 33rd birthday today. Serpent of the Finger likes Jason Kiefer. You've got... Raymond Garrison's up next. Oops, sorry! Coming Georgia 333 dot 33 our favorite executive producer number certainly in the value for value realm we love it hey John and Adam I had to apologize as i've been a douchebag since 2016 when I stumbled across no agenda show while trying to understand why nothing in the mainstream media seemed to correlate with objective reality please allow me the use of one of these few remaining de-douches yes you're in you're in lawn you've been dedouched
1:48:23 I'm glad people are seeing the scarcity. Have you checked the meter? I hate to tell you this, but it looks like we're going to have to order some new ones from China Really? We're gonna have these Chinese de-douches. It doesn't look like anyone's producing de-douchings here in the United States anymore, it's another part of the manufacturing base going to China Can we have them made in Vietnam? I think they'll be the same They do a good job at copying if you do good quality controls But I prefer to give Vietnam or maybe even South Korea give them some of the better ones Vietnam prices are too high Best price! They have better quality
1:49:02 The other thing is, I noticed this years ago. You can get stuff out of China cheaper than you can in Vietnam. Shipping. Oh no doubt! No doubt but we're a small operation when we run out of deduchings... We'll get a pile that lasts for awhile and a pile that will last for awhile hey Darren O'Neill there's one for ya Please allow me the use of these free few remaining deduces This donation is too low to be an accurate representation of the value I've received from the show over the years but it's what I can afford in this economy Couldn't let myself exit my 33rd trip around the Sun while remaining a douchebag plus something about this episode number tickled me as they say We must secure the existence of no agenda and a future for media deconstruction Correct you are sir. Thanks for everything can I get it? I think that's pretty good That's an Amy thing so I haven't where is Amy pretty good. It's actually good
1:49:57 Okay, pretty and hasn't been played for a while. Yeah we got that they're pretty great pretty good Tell me what it was it was good Amy Or bitch are yeah I know and that's one of your clips pretty good But did you spell it? Good? You did you did you did a great job in a great job And what else do they want just the regular old karma baby making karma? Oh, I think that sounds pretty good You've got Karma Daniel Hollingsworth is up next and he's in Southgate, Kentucky. 333 dot 33 my future memoir will be named quote the left hand is a burden I am an engineer this is safe okay well you spooks out there understand what that means? If you don't mind we'll wait for the audiobook
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1:52:00 By an engineer maybe he means a train engineer and he has his left hand hanging out the window? Oh, maybe. Maybe, maybe, maybe. I have some feeling... Somehow I connect Daniel Hollingsworth to trains. I'm not sure why. Then we have Daniel Bull from Olive Branch Missouri 333-333 No Jingles! No Karma! ITM! ITM to you! Thank You sir Can you give him a double karma for that? No. But he says no karma specifically, never mind. Okay Niklavs Baris in Riga 333.14 see email from Niklavs Baris blah blah blah Did you receive this? I didn't see anything. I'll take one look You take a look and I'll... because how many do we get from Latvia not many