2:54:25 Starting with Dirty Jersey Whore. Sir Dirty Jersey Whore from Gladewater, Texas. I wish I was from Jersey. Yeah, I've won 9760 which is almost 200 bucks. So once you give him a biscuit for his birthday's on the list Oh, hold on a second. I have a biscuit right here. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. Yeah, biscuit Jennifer Gurley in Beachwood, Ohio This is for Bob's birthday 133 Ted Mermel in Teaneck, New Jersey 118. That's your neck of the woods Chris Casey in Georgetown, Texas. I live in Texas. What are you talking about? No, you used to live in Teaneck. Not even close. Chris Casey, it sounds good though when it rolls off the tongue, Teaneck. Georgetown, Texas, that's your neck of the woods. $100.33 with a birthday coming up. James Williams in San Antonio, Texas. Switcheroo for Jim Williams. His son. From his son, James.
2:55:23 He's leaving for boot camp, $100. David K. Keys in Riverside, California, 100. Polat Abdubik in Briarcliff Manor, New York, another birthday. For his son, Tim. For his son, Tim, who introduced him to the show, good. Jason Fingo, Los Angeles, California, $100. Bold FX in Lafayette, Colorado, 100. 100. Jennifer Williams in Small Town, Texas, that's outside of Dallas, needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Talk about a switcheroo. I'm going to make mention of this note she says. Just have to say John is right.
2:56:16 The bear is good. No, you said you didn't like it. That's horrible. The bear is a lie. It's a dynamite show. We have two more episodes left. I love this show. I'm right. Jennifer knows this gracious. Hold my beer in Austin, Texas. Ninety nine. Oh six. Oh, the baronet. You got it. Every bop in Maastricht. Netherlands took him forever to get his money and I guess $85 and he's got a Maastricht meetup.
2:56:54 Which would be great. Yes, and he's a first-time donor so we'll give him a dedouche. You've been dedouched. Has not missed an episode since 2017. He likes us for our wit, wit, and candor. The wit is what makes it work. That's nice. Ryan Gordon, Carthage, North Carolina, 85. I'm sorry, 8008, he's a boobs man. North Carolina, they all are. Kevin McLaughlin, our buddy in Locust. Sir, Kevin. 8008. Herb Lamb in Sugar Hill, Georgia. Haven't heard from him for a while. 8008. Nice. Catching up while on vacation. Eric Adler in Punta Gorda, Florida. 8008. William Kidwell in Dover, Delaware. 7379. Birthday for Gabe Greider in
2:57:43 Smithville, Missouri. For his mom, Marilee Grider, her 73rd birthday on June 30th. Nice. Hold on a second. And she needs an F cancer. No, no, no, no. Her best friend Susan needs an F cancer. We'll do that at the end. Greg Kohler in Evansville, Indiana, 6502, which is the chip. Jamie Buell in Vista, California, 6006. Brian Genet is ball moves also Brian Jenick in Kansasville, Wisconsin 60 60 o6 Peter Chong and Lakewood Washington 55 10 David. Oh, there he is David and Gladstone, Missouri David Fugazotto sir David. He's the dead to Duke 51 51 America's Heartland of America's Heartland Burt distributing LLC and coming, Georgia 5069
2:58:44 James Little in Alameda, California, 5033, loves the trans Maoism material. Scott McCarty in Lodi, California, 50, oh, and that means we're on the 50s, so all $50 donors, name and location, here we go. Douglas Ellis in New York City, Shana Norberg in Seattle, Washington, Jack, Schofield in Yankee Town, Florida, Forrest Scott Brinkley in Christianburg, Virginia, Elizabeth Frankowski in Dade City, Florida, Douglas Mook in Cochranton, Pennsylvania, Gilbert Fraga in Los Angeles, Donald Smith in Westerville, Ohio,
2:59:30 Daniel Smith in Lee's Summit, Missouri needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched. Sir Richard Gardner, I think he's in New York but he could be elsewhere. Aaron Weisberger, Gerber, Weisgerber in Bend, Oregon. Sonny Pang in Lee Lancaster, UK. Greg Hartlob in Cincinnati, Michael Elmore in Gastonia, North Carolina, Zev Green in... Ah! Another fellow in Teaneck, New Jersey. It's getting crowded! David Steele in Mobile, Alabama, Justin Kaler in Bluffton, Indiana, Ray Howard in Kremling, Colorado, Kevin McLean in Port St. Lucie, Florida,
3:00:18 Simon Smith in Heber City, Utah? Says thank you for your hard work. The newsletter shame got to me. Please don't stop doing the newsletter. Never. Okay. I'm taking his advice. I like how you sent it to me like Wednesday night at midnight. Newsletter, please review. Well, you don't do it till the next day. It gives you plenty of time. Yeah, but I, I, I, my phone went off, ding. I'm like, what? Your phone went off. Well, I have you on a, you know, you're on my... Special ding, I got a ding. No, you're, you know, you're on my, you're allowed to go through the do not disturb. If you call me, it will ring. I have, you're like my family.
3:01:02 Kyle Mann in Cincinnati, Ohio is too, because he gives us $50. Brian Sharp in Huntsville, Alabama. Brian, Brandon, I'm sorry, go Brandon Locklear in Sugar Hill, Georgia. Jill Woods in Ocean Grove, New Jersey. And last but not least, Julie Minadeo, Minadeo, Minadeo, maybe, in Costa Mesa, California. I want to thank these people for making show 1568. the success that it is. You've got karma. We have a quick make-do. This is from Frank Dauvenvorden who sent... Oh yes. His note didn't come in until hours later. No, this was like last show's he had... he sent 600 bucks in I think total. 750 total I think. And he... his note comes in three hours after the show's over. It's very weird.
3:02:17 Anyway, here it is. He said I made a few donations of US dollars before but before before but things are getting grim up north So this donation is the Canadian equivalent of seven hundred and fifty dollars and some more dollars as a part-time uber driver I hear a lot of opinions all across the spectrum ding And I get to regularly hit people in the mouth. Adam is a former Dutchie. I do so appreciate that you too let a Dutch word sometimes seep seamlessly in your elaborations. For Oldor Hanawa, John C., your insights are priceless and your knowledge of food and wine are refreshing. My lowly Canadian donation hopefully gets me the coveted knighthood. It does. Please knight me, Sir Dr. Frank Knight of the Lonsdale. We've got a doctor in the house. He wants house selling and background upgrade karma, and I would like to hear the yes-no jingle.