Topic: Black Dame

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level producers, including the first publicly transgender dame, Dame Chrissy X. They grant titles such as "Sir Darren Shredder of the Six Strings" and "Sir Recoil Black Knight" while acknowledging the "Value for Value" support that sustains the show.

Adam and John resolve a debate regarding the "Black Dame" title, officially investing Dame Andrea of the Dangerous Goods. They also provide details on the No Agenda signet rings available to high-level producers, which include a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax.

A dispute arose within the Peerage Committee regarding the correct honorific for Renee Dupont, who was missed in a previous knighting ceremony. While a missed knight is typically dubbed a "Black Knight," the hosts debated whether "Black Dame" or "Dark Dame" was an appropriate equivalent. The committee ultimately decided to stick to standard titles to avoid unintended racial or social connotations, settling on "Dame Plus" as a temporary compromise.

The hosts admire a custom No Agenda Christmas ornament sent from Manitoulin Island. The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony, inducting Dame Ashley, Sir Brian Barrow, and Sir Oscar Nadal into the No Agenda Roundtable. Issues with the international mail system in Canada and the UK regarding the delivery of merit rings are also discussed.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for top donors Benjamin Caudill, David Lee, and Janice Kang. The hosts promote the new "333 coin" and update the traditional "Hookers and Blow" sign-off to "Booze and Hot Pants."

Julie Lee from Clinton, North Carolina, is knighted as a Dame and designated as a Black Knight of the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts emphasize the importance of listener support to keep the show operational, noting a recent trend of "peddling backwards" regarding donation volume. They encourage producers to use their knighthood audio as ringtones.