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00:01 magnets in space. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak It's March 14th 2010 time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 182 This is no agenda Just two blocks away from Vivid Entertainment International headquarters and coming to you from the hilltop watchtower crackpot command center in Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California In The Morning I'm Adam Curry And from what time it is, it seems wrong. Something's wrong I'm in Northern California at the uh...I don't know where John C. Dvorak here It's hard isn't a little bit earlier in the morning? Yeah but I got out- I mean I went to bed early I set the clocks last night so I was like ready to get up at the wrong time You're the only guy I know who has to set his clock

00:50 What do you mean I have to set my clock? I don't want to wake up and look at the wrong time. No, but everything is like in your analog world maybe But in the digital world everything is automatic see...I don't have to set any clock I wake up and everything's already done for me Oh that's right! Everything is already programmed for you You slaves Okay let's get to it then Shut Up Slave You know, here in Southern California we have all this happy news which I really like. I have to admit where there's just a little human interest stories like oh look at the puppies they're so cute! So Friday and Saturday they have guys out on the street asking people about daylight savings time and I feel that for something so vast

01:49 that they're really, you know I even went to whitehouse.gov and like can't someone just actually give me an official explanation of what it's for? And you and i talk about this every single time it happens at the end of the day is just clear once again the elite have stolen an hour of time from us thats the bottom line. Yeah but they return it later Bullshit! Without interest if you give me a couple extra minutes then I'd be okay with it But its off I think they should just keep it at this as the daylight savings time hours. Yeah, but you know the whole thing is like Europe doesn't switch yet and it keeps changing the date when we do it and like could You tell me right now what date are we gonna fall back? What is the actual day? You don't know that's not your fall forward in spring back yeah But you don't know the date because that's a like a moving October 3rd Really? I don't know. That's just guessing glad you bought it though

02:48 In the morning to you, my friend. Yes in the morning to everybody right so but see this is tough now because I had sent out Twitters last night because our Gitmo Nation East producers they didn't change time So they could have been like really worried You know that we've received perhaps two to the head seeing as we weren't on Let's get our executive producers mentioned before we go on too long okay? We have a I'm now using Eric's contact avenue as the database. Which wasn't up to date last night? Well, I just downloaded the new stuff this morning. So our executive producer is Josh Feldman and he contributed $283.33

03:42 Fantastic Josh and he once he says it's an honor of his 28th birthday today He's going to give you $10 per year of my life And then the extra three dollars and 33 cents to make my total donations in the show 333 so for this year two more payments till I get To call myself a night. That's right we kick in the extra penny that's right We kick in the extra penny weird generous Thanks, Adam and how we roll I'd like to share a quick thought and ask you question. We saw Sarah Palin perform stand-up on Jay Leno a few weeks back, we also ran that on our show by the way.

04:22 It conveniently happened right after the actress from Family Guy with the Down syndrome said Palin had no sense of humor. I'm not sure that performing jokes that other writers wrote really shows a sense of humor, but it doesn't hurt. I have been surprised there's been little talk on this show about Comcast attempting to buy NBC if you watched 30 Rock this week, that's what the show is about." Actually, uh...I watched some of the congressional hearings about this yesterday I did too as a matter of fact. I was hoping to get a clip from it It was kind of interesting because everyone's like friends with everybody, you know the honorable gentleman from Hawaii

03:42 Fantastic Josh and he once he says it's an honor of his 28th birthday today He's going to give you $10 per year of my life And then the extra three dollars and 33 cents to make my total donations in the show 333 so for this year two more payments till I get To call myself a night. That's right we kick in the extra penny that's right We kick in the extra penny weird generous Thanks, Adam and how we roll I'd like to share a quick thought and ask you question. We saw Sarah Palin perform stand-up on Jay Leno a few weeks back, we also ran that on our show by the way.

04:22 It conveniently happened right after the actress from Family Guy with the Down syndrome said Palin had no sense of humor. I'm not sure that performing jokes that other writers wrote really shows a sense of humor, but it doesn't hurt. I have been surprised there's been little talk on this show about Comcast attempting to buy NBC if you watched 30 Rock this week, that's what the show is about." Actually, uh...I watched some of the congressional hearings about this yesterday I did too as a matter of fact. I was hoping to get a clip from it It was kind of interesting because everyone's like friends with everybody, you know the honorable gentleman from Hawaii

05:02 And he's like, well you know I've known the owners of Comcast for many years. They are people of unquestionable integrity. Welcome to a congressional hearing! Unquestionable integrity! Okay... and then there was that guy Yo-Yu or whatever his name was, the professor Who said there was much to do about nothing. These are small-time operations, right? Not really... No but so there is a lot of you know it's huge control that's really what it's about Is that you know yeah who cares and we're not watching anyway We're watching C-SPAN He wants to know what would think about it and we don't have much to say I think It's something to keep our eye on Which is what we do Yeah

05:55 So is there another executive producer or an associate executive? We have an associate executive producer who is also a knight today. Holy moly! Yep, you know... Boutendijk? Right, Boutendijk. B-U-I-T-E-N-D-I-J-K Yeah, Boutendijk. That's it. New Knight based on his own accounting Last night he watched a documentary and he gave us 200 bucks. He watched the documentary America from Freedom to Fascism by Aaron Russo which convincingly is, by the way everybody out there... That is a great documentary I'll say! I have seen that one These notes are getting too long Which convincingly asserts that there's no law that obliges Americans to pay income tax on their wages or labor It's a scam Yeah tell people that are in jail Hey buddy

06:47 Hey, how you doing there behind bars? Hey did you know that you were scammed? Well hold on a second John because I totally believe that this is true. Unfortunately You can't get out of it Right The only way to do is just completely live off the grid which by the way I know plenty people who do that Well they're going to be calling for your name shortly Yeah, no you can probably get but you know living off the grid is means low You know you're not gonna be making millions of dollars off the grid necessarily whole point if you live off The grid you don't need millions of dollars. Not sure you can probably get by cheap And now there's plenty people that live off the grid and they you know I did you know if they're gonna say it by the way

07:27 Hopefully well, I don't know how they send us money. We don't get any donations from people off the grid Yeah Well from what I heard from you we didn't get a lot of donations period this now He could have gotten more donations as we but we did get out You know, we didn't get a number 55 to 2 nickel on the dime Even though I haven't put the button on it yet. Okay, hold on second So these are our associate producers that's it Josh Feldman our executive producer and yeah bad and ake Associate Executive Producer Yep Okay, so both of you congratulations with the credit. You are now officially and respectively executive producer and associate executive producer of No Agenda episode 182 it gives you a lot of rights The rights are you can put it on your resume It has a karma factor And of course you can go out and you can follow our simple formula officially with this credit. Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Hell yeah

08:21 And we enjoy doing it. So, uh... Yeah and as a matter of fact we do vouch for you but you can always refer to the any one of the postings because we post the names of our producers on the devorek.org slash blog and noagendashow and curry dot com and if somebody wants to see it is on there forever. And if you need us to take a phone call... In perpetuity! If you need us to vouch for you with a phone call for someone? No problem will do that as well yeah Because you did in fact pay for the show So which is what producers do? And I want to talk about a couple of producers later Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg because this will show you what what a producer credit can get for you, and how it can further your career I've heard Tom Hanks and Spielberg have gotten very far with these credits. Oh yeah These credits are a good thing they say It really does make a difference at cocktail parties

09:19 Yeah, that's it. That's what it is So we have two knighthoods today John for the yeah We'll get to those when we go through the oh you don't want You don't want to do them now? You wanna do them later well? We could do him now if you want I wanna because I have the official night hood oath Oh No, yeah But I'm thinking how to do it can I do two nights at once or that's not really right Is it after I should know we're gonna do the two nights and crowning and then you can do the old part of it after Well that makes no sense now. That makes no sense. Is it an oath you have to read? I'm not getting this! Well, no it's an oath... It's an oath that I have to read and they have to... You know, it's a part of the whole ceremony come on! Alright well let's do it we'll start with Jabba Boyten Dyke Can you can look if the guy is a damn knight John at least get his name right

10:09 It's not the easiest name in the world to pronounce, let alone spell. Try it, Boutendijk! Boutendijk? Very good. Ja Boutendijk kneel before us as you are about to be knighted officially... ...as Sir... Ja... Knight of The Noah-Jenner Round Table You hereby solemnly swear to never traffic with traitors, never give evil counsel to a lady at all times. To speak the truth, to protect the weak and defenseless, to preserve, to end in any enterprise begun, never to refuse a challenge from an equal, to always do it in the morning, and to hit all foes in the mouth! Welcome to the Knights of No Agenda Roundtable, Sir Yap. Where did you get that one?

10:57 From a history website. The history website refers to in the morning and hitting people in the mouth? Yes, it's amazing isn't it I was blown away! Who is our other knight today? Ah, this is more complex because it's a black knight but she may be one to refer herself as... Oh I don't want to say this for sure but possibly a pink knight. The Julie Lee who we forgot tonight and few weeks back from the fabulous town and the great state of Clinton North Carolina So she would not be a knight but a lady

11:36 Yeah, she'd be a dame or a dam. What do you think? We've been doing ladies haven't we? Well, I don't know. Dame sounds kind of like a... should we run into whorehouse? That doesn't sound right. Well, I know but that would be you know instead of sir it's dame but i think we just knight her and then call her dame okay hey hey how are you doing y'all dame is perfect Julie Lee kneel before us as we now are proud Tonight the Black Dame, Julie Lee. Please join our Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable and participate in the oath to always do it in the morning and hit all foes in the mouth." Awesome! So she's also not supposed to give false counsel to men? Yeah but I didn't want read the whole thing all over again she got at the first time... She took notes

12:33 Alright, well the most important thing is to never traffic with traitors. And to protect the weak and defenseless. Don't travel with traders! Do not traffic with traitors dammit! Well anyway Julie's uh... congratulations. How a little intermezzo John. Sorry, I felt it needed to use it. All right well we really appreciate the support from Josh Feldman executive producer, Jaap Buitendijk associate executive producer and of course brand new knight of

13:18 of the No Agenda Roundtable and our Dame Julie, Black Knight Dame Julie Lee. You are credited as such in the show notes at noagendashow.com and you have this audio make it your ringtone but more importantly know that you actually have helped us keep this show going and we really need your support because we've been kind of peddling backwards it seems on some other donations will talk about that later Yeah, and meanwhile... Yes. Meanwhile back at the ranch So you know the top news to me seems to be this is the attempt to There's two there's actually two there's a real news story And then there's another kind of faux-there are two real news stories one of them of course is the crazy The second Jihad Jane? The second Jihad Jane

14:12 Which I've looked into a little bit because of course, once again Wall Street Journal top of the news front page. We've got the second one. Murdoch's a big shareholder in Reuters Yeah? Oh yeah! I got some Reuter stuff too...I looked into those guys You know it's not the shareholdership It's you gotta look at the board of directors and CEO By the board of directors they're all like Council on Foreign Relations That's amazing Yeah, I mean what kind of a news organization would have anyone from the Council on Foreign Relations having anything to do with it? So help me understand a couple of things.

14:49 Because I was, you know there's all this...all these suburban jihad James. Which by the way the suburban meme is kind of coming out a little bit John There is some of that like it could be your neighbor! It could be. Turn her in now! So they're all going to Ireland They're going to Ireland to kill a guy who lives in Sweden I don't understand and actually found, I went to some of the Irish newspaper websites to the Irish Times and have a little collection stuff in the show notes. And so this Lars Vilks was interviewed by The Irish Times who by the way have none of this on their front page there's not like it is not front-page news in Ireland apparently

15:34 And by the way, there's all kinds of conflicting information because of course they don't give the names but they've released two of the women in this cabal. So I don't know how many more women are there? At least they released 2 of them. I didn't know that were any more than Jihad Jane and her buddy there But this but this guy is a what a crock of crap It's total crap and this guy is interviewed by the Irish Times, and he's like they mean at McDonald's And he's walking around. He says you know even he said in like what an unexpected place To be doing something against an artist in Sweden in Ireland. He said I have nothing to worry about oh You know no one's trying to kill me. I'm walking around a free man

16:15 He says, yeah the police here in Sweden they have their eye on a couple things and people. Only once have they ever warned me that I might want to watch out but he said I go everywhere, walk around, I'm a free man there's no one trying to kill me Have you seen this art? By the way it is not just Mohammed it is The Prophet Mohammed as a dog Right have you seen this these pictures more than one of these sketches. Yeah, they suck yeah the guys no good This Swedish is your go to say hey You know what I wanted to kill ya as a jihad But you suck so bad you know I'd rather just let you live in the agony of your horrible art Really

17:01 But part of this, of course... We know that Reuters, if you didn't listen to episode 181, you really must because John did a great job pulling apart and actually proving that this was the setup. So as a part of this whole cabal, And Reuters is reporting on this and I have that link in my little collection as well McCain and Lieberman Have been pushing this legislation which came out last week as well to require the military To hold interrogate and prosecute certain terrorism suspects And of course bar them from receiving legal rights afforded to most criminals or suspected criminals in the United States, which means that if you are a blue-eyed blonde haired

17:47 Jihadist living in America or suspected of such that you can just be picked up and held against your will Yeah, and you can actually why don't you just go pick up anybody? You want because what there is let me just accuse them of terrorism I mean right nowadays if somebody has a protest pipe bomb in front of the post office Or some crazy thing where they throw throw a you're a terrorist at the teacher Yeah, are they or they you know or they throw us say? They have spitballs in class That's terrorism and I'll just pick up the kids and draw them in there in the clink without any due process Process has been shit. They're just trying to kill it this girl Jamie Jamie Paulin Ramirez

18:28 She looks like one of those girls you do when you're really drunk. She looks like an ugly Mia Farrow When you wake up, your arms underneath her head and you want to chew your arm off instead of waking her up Anyway so the funniest thing about this is the reporting where they have pictures of her keyboard with Arabic characters Oh, is that right? I didn't see that. But it's all screwed up so its like and I have all these links in the show notes Like oh yes you know the FBI came in and took her computer And then of course Fox News somehow miraculously has a picture of her keyboard after the FBI took the keyboard and took the computer So its just like an Arabic keyboard they probably didn't even take a picture You can probably find it on

19:20 Online somewhere and I think this is also This is also a part of the initiative to shut down the internet. You watch, because there's a lot of... By the way I have been following this and people out there should be aware so i don't need any extra notes There has been very subtle both in UK and United States has been very subtle you know we need to do the Internet has got something that it is to blame In fact there was some congressman that came out Oh! There's the 923 right on time It's going like two miles an hour down there.

19:56 Well, that's Obama's high-speed train initiative. There it goes! I mean, I can walk faster than this train is going. And you walk pretty fast, I have to say. So anyway there was some congressman or something who blamed the whole thing said the reason that there's so much terrorism because the terrorists... Used the internet? ...and they've been expedited by the Internet and he went on and on in the process somewhere along the lines he kind of threw the crotch bomber in there and I just think I just imagine looking at this guy This guy doesn't even type This is crotch bomber. This guy's not on the internet! This is Gary Reid, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Special Operations and Combating Terrorism What I mean this is how big is this business card? Is it like a A4 size? It's huge Yeah

20:42 And he says quote, enabled by 21st century technology extremists have optimized the use of internet chat rooms like noagendachat.com websites and email chains to spread their virulent message and reach a global audience of potential recruits You can't even get a good connection in Yemen. I can't even get a good connection in Los Angeles What are you talking about? So meanwhile, so Yemen so apparently Yemen is a hotbed of internet activities because and the crotch bombers on the net as we speak typing away like a Furiously in chat rooms this guy doesn't even have a computer give me a break

21:29 This is bullcrap and they just keep laying it on, laying it on. You know the problem is we have our little show and we have our tens of thousands of viewed wise listeners. The ones that actually donate... And next thing you know we have a wisest but its such a small part in the big picture that I just feel, you know, where there's no way to push back this tide. John this is, but of course what this all about is enslavement of people. It so obvious And you know that now the TSA is doing a couple extra bits of work now, and I've had this happen to me. After you've gone through the checkpoint... The screening checkpoint! Checkpoint! Checkpoint! Checkpoint! You're being checked at the checkpoint, slave! Then you are- you're at your gate and they'll do a spot check

22:19 So before you get on the plane, they check you again with their rubber gloves. And I had... I didn't have this happen to me but I'm trying to think who told me this The TSA now walks around in airports and if you have a bottle of water or other liquid that you've purchased after the checkpoint They put a little litmus piece of paper in it to test your freaking liquid in your bottle Which is just an outrage. I don't want litmus goo in my drinking water! No way, but it's you know... We got a note from one of our listeners and what do they expect to find with the Litmus test? Nothing it's about control It's about conditioning They have absolutely no right to do that Just to show you the attitude one of our producers sent me a note he said man I was really freaked out

23:15 His bag went through the x-ray machine and it came out the other side. And I said, well we want to screen your bag again He said let me just put my liquids in the front pouch and the TSA agent's response was NO! This is MY BAG RIGHT NOW! Shut up slave! Yeah I read that note too Oh my god But that's not half as bad, John. So this freaked me out to no end Friday night I'm here at the Watchtower. I'm watching...I'm kind of tired but let me just flip through the channels. I've gotten really good here in Los Angeles because now i'm really getting into looking at all the mainstream stuff since there is so much of it here and so much of it is created here

24:09 I'll talk about that later. But anyway, I'm watching 2020 this is an ABC program the worst and they have this program and this in and I was enthralled by it title of the program and it's a little collection of links in the show notes no agenda show calm 2020 The title of the show paranoid schizophrenic girl has urges to kill her mother now. That's a that's a that's an attention-grabbing headline So it's a story and actually they do two or three different girls and families And they're completely wack, they're schizophrenic They're hearing voices there seeing things they want to kill their sisters You know It's like this really really sad

24:54 And I'm watching this report and it goes on, and on, and then all of a sudden they show the pills that these kids have been prescribed by doctors. It is a mini pharmacy! The most amazing stuff! All these drugs... The thing that blew me away was there was no question No question at all, like hey do you think any of these psychotics actually could be making your kids fucking crazy? No question at all. So the journalism was like completely non-existent and I'm like okay that's very typical but then in the end miraculously these kids seem to be healed John!

25:40 They are healed by the drug Saphiris. The whole thing was a setup to sell yet another new drug to help your kids from get off of their schizophrenic whatever because of the other crap they've been given and ABC willingly participated in this sales job. Sounds like it should have been, sounds like it was a infomercial It was a complete infomercial it was you know it was like problem resolution you know I was like oh my gosh these kids are horrible and all sudden

26:16 And for three months now, ever since taking Saffras not only do they not want to kill each other or their family members but they're doing great. They've got A's! You know it was like... you have got to look at this report and of course the Saffras was only approved in September of last year after trying to get approved for about two years US Food and Drug Administration has approved the Saphris, S-H...S-A-P-H-R-I-S tablets. And you know those like mental illness like schizophrenia and other bipolar disorder. Bipolar disorder can be devastating to patients and families requiring lifelong treatment in therapy! And Saphris will solve all of your problems

27:02 It is unbelievable how the drugs are being pushed on to the American people and onto kids. You have to look at this piece of video, I mean... The whole kitchen table was filled with pills! And they show, well she takes this one here's a lithium and here's the Ritalin and here is everything within an um And it just blew me away instead of like, you know hey maybe the kid's like 13 and just angry. No that can't be! Thirteen year olds never get that way. So this stuff is called a cenopene by the way. Here here's what's interesting though... You know my whole thing bye baby thank you love the pancakes this morning awesome

27:48 So then I'm looking at well, who are you talking to? That's miss Mickey. Miss Mickey She made some kick-ass pancakes this morning pancakes against the no agenda pancake so anyway So, you know me and I'm like, you know in this whole health care debate. I'm like where the hell are the doctors Well, I have found some of the doctors and there's this fantastic blog that Carlett psychiatry blog And he has an account that is just, it shows you how this stuff works. So he actually... because I was googling around and then he has this story about Saffras and uh... You gotta listen to this! Uh so this is made my sharing plow. This is how they market the stuff. Oddly the company just sent me a Saffra speaker bureau invitation packet

28:42 The invitation, so he's a doctor. The invitation packet starts with this cover letter flattering me by saying quote as a recognized thought leader and well-respected health care professional among your peers we are seeking your participation as a speaker in our shearing plow Safras Speaker Bureau So John you're probably wondering what can you do with the Speaker Bureau? Well... You basically get signed up to promote this drug After a quick shearing plow training meeting which by the way They give you three thousand dollars to attend the training meeting plus all expenses for a day and a half. It sounds good Yep, so here's what you get then you can do You can basically train and inform other doctors about this wonderful drug And in return if you do a 45 minute PowerPoint presentation for an informal peer discussion group they'll pay you sixteen hundred dollars if

29:39 If you do a 45, listen to this. If you do a 45 minute WebEx presentation $1,000 which is basically like a podcast and on an annual basis You can do as many of these issues you want And of course we do have a cap We uh...you can't go over 170 thousand dollars a year I'm like what? And here we are, we're doing four and a half five hours a week. And these guys are getting 170 grand for doing WebExes! I mean if only i had stayed in school and gotten my degree...I can't believe it It is the end this is part of you know that the book of course that have been talking about that Eli Lilly insider

30:28 And this guy even says, evidently shearing plow is confident it can attract all the hired guns away from both Eli Lilly and Pfizer. Both of which have either started posting physician payments on the web or promised to do so So this is how it works, you know. And the whole thing is all set up they get ABC to do the report they get your they get the doctors educated and boom then all of a sudden It's gonna be recommended to you by your doctor because your kid basically is going through puberty and just needs to get laid No, no, let's pump the bitch full of drugs

31:07 Yeah, well that's not like the way it was. I still don't have a junior old man. Hey, I have to say this is what you call... This by the way ladies and gentlemen is modern marketing. Very good. Totally! Totally! Well it works. You go with what works and if these doctors are willing to sell themselves out and just do that ...I mean its good money Well, I have to say. I can understand how hard it would be... Look! You see these magical results of this drug and like, well you know they're gonna pay me like a thousand bucks for doing a freaking Webex. You know? I don't even have to wear pants. I just wear a tie. Sit behind the desk and make $1,000 and can do it 17 times. No 170 times a year Yeah, you probably do two or three a day

31:51 easily. Martha, hold all my calls for a moment I need 45 minutes to myself. I need to do a webcast. Now you wonder why you're waiting in the lobby for so long? Those guys are like making money but But it was just sad and even sadder of course, this is what our media assassination is about. Is that ABC 2020 did not not even one second say hey has anyone thought about the combination of all those pills you're pushing into your kids face? Has anyone... and there was also a very subtle health care thing in there. You see the mother frustrated trying to find a bed at a psychiatric ward, and like no we don't have any new, we don't have any newed, and the bills are stacking up you know all this subtleness oh my god so to bring it full circle were just being trained to be true slaves real slaves! And luckily that most people who listen to this show won't become one

32:48 Yeah, I agree with that. At least not in spirit. Or at least the ones who every once in a while somebody gets fed up with us and they send in a nasty note Oh did we get any of those? We get any nasty notes? No but we did have three people drop their subscriptions. Oh because why?! I don't know they never sent an explanation...I'm gonna send out an email to people who dropped their subscription and find out so I can get a little insight Generally speaking it's just you know..I dunno I haven't heard a real good reason yet. No, i've heard something like well if you're going to uh

33:23 If you're going to promote Geert Wilders, I'm dropping my subscription. Oh yeah we got a bunch of people complaining about Wilder's By the way i'm not promoting anybody, I am just giving my personal account because I've lived in the country and speak the language Yeah well typically... Last time I sent a note back The difference between some of these people complaining are not people with feet on the ground They're not in Holland There is some guy in New Jersey or something saying that this guy is Nazi He's like fascist pig But even Dutch people and it was like your facts are wrong, and then they don't send any facts. Yeah Facts are wrong well That's why we probably have a lot of Obama fanatics that listen to the show either before I forget John We were gonna play a little guessing game this morning

34:12 Oh yes, right. Right So I needed a car of course when you live in Los Angeles you need like one car for each foot Well i can't afford one for each foot Have you seen the size of Mickey's feet by the way? So, um... I'm sure she'll appreciate that commentary. You know what's great about her feet? There are no Milano Blahniks that fit which is great it's much cheaper that way oh that's a good thing yeah so I need a car And we've been talking about the fact that I'm going completely, now I have been pretty much in a cash only mode. Have no debt whatsoever can't get any credit because of course I have no debt

34:59 Which is the most interesting. Yeah, which makes nothing but sense And I guess the more you apply for credit and are declined that probably gets counted against it does it goes not sure Bogus FICA number down because you asked me...I'd like to have my credit report Oh! You asked me what your number must decline because of it yeah so that FICO thing is a big-ass scam public company who are just, it's all part of the enslavement. But of course you don't actually need to have any debt so I'm doing a little bit investigation what kind of car do i want again now I can afforded a brand new car and by the way why would you want a new car they're made up plastic most of them and as you pointed out John the minute drive off the lot that did their let there worth ten percent less thats know your drive literally 100 feet and boom you just like pooping money away

35:55 And so I go on a quest because i want to pay cash you know the whole thing no payments or anything like that. So actually own something now of course you know, I'm expecting the demise of the country within few years so I need to have something that is durable something they can drive over rubble Something big enough for us to sleep in and something that I could actually convert into a temporary mobile crackpot command center. I wanted a Sherman tank, but it wasn't available Let me just say, well before you start guessing let me just say I checked everything. You know actually went down to Santa Monica looked at all the dealers they're all assholes every single one of them like basically oh what? Because how much do you want to spend $8-10 thousand dollars you know just Oh no! Well if you buy it on credit we can put you in this wonderful 2007 model which will only be thirty five thousand dollars that could only be about five hundred ninety nine dollars a month

36:58 Like no, I'm looking to spend like eight to ten grand. I should be able to get something pretty good So they that I had laughed me off the lot So well, they should so I'm looking online Craigslist sucks for buying cars It's just really hard and you the hell knows Do you know what? The best place is if you're looking for a secondhand car and want to find second-hand card dealers the absolute best place in the On the web. I mean that I've looked at all of them You know what that is what Yahoo And I never use Yahoo for anything. Oh my God, these guys have it so well laid out and you just... If you're looking for a second-hand car, Yahoo is the way to go. Wow! That caught me off guard right there. Now I know that I'm going to have trouble guessing this car. Okay, what kind of car? Let me just tell you its 1999

37:52 Now the reason I got it is a little bit older than i wanted but only had 43,000 miles on which for $19.99 car is not bad It was listed for 11900 and I talked him down to 10 of course before you walk out the door 12 because of taxes and license in all that and I paid cash for but here's how I got him here so I talk them down For those who are going to buy a car with all cash Don't say, I'm here to buy a car with cash. No no no because they make extra money on the financing so like are you looking at finance sir? Well let's just talk about price first before we talk about financing. So don't actually lie and say I want to pay cash. Say well let's talk about the price first and that really helps the dealer like oh okay I've got a live one here and I can get this guy financed as an extra couple of points a month

38:47 So that's how you talk it down and then you pull out the Here's my cash. So I got him down from 11 9 to 10, which I think is pretty good What kind of car did I get? I get asked two five questions Yes, of course new You like the House of Representatives new rules Okay How about is a foreigner domestic foreign foreign Yep. Is it, uh... hmmm? I would have never bought one of these but uhh.. I know it would make Mickey very happy and it does kind of adhere to all the other- remember you have to be able to drive over bodies and rubble It's a Volvo! You're- I mean yeah what is that now your- thats your

39:33 Is that your third question? No, no. That was a question! It was a question... is it a Volvo? Oh, so that's your third and you have two more questions. No I only have one more. I got three more questions. Okay. Is it European or Japanese? Well that depends on your definition of European Is it... what I meant by that question was is it manufactured or generally thought of as a European car, or manufactured or generally thought of as a Japanese car? Let's put this way. It is not a Japanese car. Someone in the chat room already got it

40:13 Well, I should go to the chat room and see what it is. It's not a jet but this is not Volvo It's not as we'd okay wouldn't be a saw but wouldn't be a could be a Benz But you want something to drive over rubble and dead bodies? Huh? I don't know how give up Range Rover You got a Range Rover. Yeah for nine four ten grand yeah, and and the Kelly blue book had it for 13 9 And I got it for 10. The Range Rover is a good car! It's this thing, but it only drove like 4,000 miles a year! Yeah. 43 miles on the clock and its got like the big ghetto subwoofer, its got the DVD with the screens and headrests... Its got that nice white tan interior

41:01 It's a bitching car and brand new tires, and brand new air suspension. Too bad it's British! That's what I mean, it depends on what you call European. So if you look up close of course the paint is a little dull... And the rims are a little rusty. Take it have a detail they'll be shined at by some growth. But this car is mine right? It has value you know if I need to sell this car a year from now. I can still probably make 10 grand for it Maybe little less You know instead of if I had gone out and leased the car or finance that you basically a slave shut up use you need to make payments? You get nothing and now, it's mine And I can live in it I can turn it and this thing is huge I could turn into a crackpot command center anyway

41:52 So it's the big four-wheel drive Range Rover. Yes, yes, it's the Yeah, that sounds good now Of course I was really elated by this until I heard about our donations being in the crapper and like oh shit All right you send some clips John let's let's get back to some well Let's go okay There's a couple interesting things going on and why didn't make this could be with the one clip? I want to put on the end of the show where we're David Letterman had Blagojevich on reading the top 10 list. It was hilarious and Blagojevich is showing up all over the place bitching and moaning, you know they get the ex-governor from Illinois who got spanked, who's that railroad it looks like and you shouldn't be laughing this guy has some real information

42:37 Yes, something's going on. But anyway so he's showing up all over the place and he shows up on Geraldo show a lot where Geraldo calls him Blago which I think is a word. So they last night on the Geraldo show they had They had Huckabee, Jesse Ventura and Blago. And they were talking about stuff...and Ventura is going off the deep end he is certifiably...he was just basically scowling the whole time and grumbling and thinks of course rightfully so He got screwed on The View the other day too! He was on The View when they railed him

43:15 Yeah, well the thing is he seems irked about something or other and he knows that Fox is a scam. So I'm going to play... Anyway, takes his revenge on the Tea Party and this clip is essentially Ventura talking about why didn't the Tea Party show up sooner A, and then it gets... The conversation goes over to Blagojevich who makes a very interesting comment about the tapes that were made of his conversations. Which is really the smoking gun, which is the big deal. Here we go. Jesse you were a third party candidate wasn't that a lot of the sensibility that got you elected? Well yes and no I mean these people are saying they're there for the constitution right well then where were they in last administration when we lost habeas corpus they shredded the fourth amendment of illegal search and seizure why weren't they rising up at that point in time saying stop

44:09 You know just so they were getting constitution that's why tax. I'm sorry do you say something John no? Oh, I'm sorry Scott under George W Bush They got their taxes cut well the only reason they got their taxes cut is because George W Bush put it onto the deficit How easy that is let's live by credit card rather than cash Rod do ever think about politics anymore or you just think about prosecution I think about prostitution all the time, Geraldo. being a victim of being spied by the government, having my taped conversations and my telephone conversation secretly recorded by the government. And then me asking that all those tapes are being heard and then the government, the ones who taped it preventing those tapes from being heard I have a certain affinity for Governor Ventura." Okay... So he's demanded that these tapes they made be aired? Yeah well absolutely because this is what going to set him free but it'll never happen

45:16 Because you know there's all kinds of shady deal this is no Chicago politics and It's easy to make fun of the oh, it doesn't you what they can even air the tapes They can snip that up and make it funny and everyone will make a joke and it's just Screwed. You know the guy is doing the only thing he can do which is trying Get guest appearances and and score his own reality TV show but but you know what I? This is the kind of guy I should try and interview for the stream. Yeah, you should we need to get that interview show started if anyone can get a hold of bloggo I'm sure that one of our producers out there can. They got a hold of Ron Paul for me three years ago, so let's get ahold of Blago. Now the follow-up clip which i want to run is... This was a new movement the liberals have come up with called The Coffee Party Can I just interrupt you for one moment about Jesse Ventura? So yeah! I think Jesse Ventura who has

46:21 A show on the True Network. which is called conspiracy theories. So the only reason they let this show on the air is because it's so over-dramatized that no one who was not awakened will believe it, of course all of the topics are probably right on key and on message but... They're all cliche topics But its all over dramatize and what I hear in Jesse Ventura is frustration some of the stuff we talked about on the last episode on Thursday where you know in your heart and in your soul that this is really going on, but you can't approach that with anger. It just doesn't work! The more the more you get frustrated and angry and say hey man this is really happening the more people will ridicule you

47:07 Well, not only that but it wears...it creates wear and tear. Ventura to be frank about it looks like crap! He's got straggly hair he looks like he's been grimacing way too long. He just doesn't look like a pleasant person. He looks like an unhappy unpleasant frustrated person And that is a bad way to go about things You know? He needs a priest or something Apparently the 1999 Range Rover had serious camshaft problems. Hey, let's get back on topic. Thanks chat room! Thanks I feel really doofus now all right it's a British car they always they all have camshaft problems No they have electronic problems anyway we're back okay i'm sorry It's a British car they all have electronic problems You know what? It has this nice hydraulic lift so I can drive over dead bodies that's all That's what you want

48:06 Okay, so anyway. So in Berkeley and apparently all around California this new movement they had actually a story about it on the local news called the cocky party. But this is the Obama thing here This is his own spokespeople set this up right? I don't know who set it up but they showed a clip of these sad sacks These you know the classic liberal sad sack with the baggy pants and that you know The hair that's never been combed or washed apparently for months You know old lady gray-haired old lady the cat woman type of person and a bunch of really dull looking men that just look depressing as hell and you had you so you have this report from our local news thing, and then I have to describe There's a guy that comes on us. He starts talking well imagine describing before he starts talking but he talks about how mean spirited the tea party people are but

48:57 But the joke of it is this guy you have to imagine that I've never seen this before or sense and maybe it's new Maybe it's a trend. I have no idea maybe liberals think it looks good Imagine I hitler mustache Okay, got that Got the Hitler mustache right in front shave off the bottom two-thirds of it What is that's like a soul patch in the wrong place? I stole pets just underneath the nostrils only as always Hitler sized It's that right so it's nose wide entire nose wide Hitler mustache little bitty line just underneath the nose and you can't stop staring at it. It's actually If anybody wants to take this gone, do you want to read you wanna reach out and go hey dude You got a smudge under your nose. Let me just say buddy. Yeah, you look like a douche

49:50 Douchebag! I'm sorry, which clip was I sp- oh yeah. I'm sorry my mistake. Coffee party? Yeah of course... Well liberals are brewing up their own response to the conservatives tea parties today with the national kickoff day for the Believe me this is set up by the Obama administration his own spokesperson is running this thing It's a coffee party and there were hundreds What?! it says totally doofus oriented And they call it the coffee party what's next You know, the Kool-Aid party. Let's go!

50:43 And it's just ratcheting up the rhetoric and some of this turns us downright hateful. And the coffee party movement is just coming out to say, hey everybody calm down off the ceiling we've got a talk to one another Coffee party activists say that while most of those involved are liberals all viewpoints are welcome But members must take a pledge To be civil to one another We must take a pledge You know if you google coffee party coffee party What would it be try coffee party movement movement? It must is a movement, but if you look at I got a move on the big coffee party movement. I got a coffee party movement right here You'll see that if you look at the pictures of some of the people who've gotten together if you ask me like Mexican flags or see a lot of Hispanics this weird

51:44 It's dumb. It is totally dumb! Oh my goodness, yeah that's uh... Anyway but the Hitler mustache thing is the one that got me. That's crazy oh yeah that- that's who I want speaking for me we need to get us one of those guys with those mustaches John? That'd be just perfect. I might make a good character for one of these you know like the tech hippie, the Tech Hitler. So I guess we barely need to follow up on the warning towards Nippon i.e., we're going to take your car company down and of course this most recent San Diego

52:36 Stuck accelerator is now pretty much been after we told you so has pretty much been debunked by everybody as a scam Yeah, well that was the scam. I mean you know the guy's $700,000 in debt He said yeah, I think everybody we got a lot of everybody kind of knows they nailed it from just deconstructing I mean its do we get to play that let us play the jingle we might as well Oh Well, there's a couple of other things I wanted to say about that quickly. So one of our producers wrote in and this Forbes wrote about this and everyone has all kinds of things but the most important one is right here as I already kind of alluded to Adam and John was person living in San Diego driving the eight east or west it's impossible to drive 80-90 miles per hour for 25 minutes without seeing a cop

53:27 The aid is known for being infested with highway patrol, radar signs everywhere even airplanes above looking for speeders. So that's the best way to debunk it but there is more going on because as you know I believe this was a huge middle finger towards Japan saying take our debt and love it you bitches! And there's more going on with this. And this is where I want to get back to Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg So what catches my eye? As I'm at Ralph's checking out, you know now we got now. I drive to Ralphs to go do my shopping In the rover in the Rover Time magazine Tom Hanks on the front History maker how Tom Hanks is redefining America's past You open the page and so on the inside of the first page is a huge

54:21 spread advertisement for the HBO series and how interesting is that Time magazine for this series called The Pacific which premieres tonight at nine o'clock. So Tom Hanks is on the cover of Time Magazine and you flip the page, there's a two-page spread advertising the series. Oh separation of church and state in journalism community! And then there's, you know... So I'm reading this and like oh this is really interesting. But even more interesting is on WhiteHouse.gov this morning as I'm looking at what the president has to say because I always listen to his message There's a whole story about Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks of The White House! Listen, this is unbelievable! ...entire staff of the Obama administration for the Spielberg

55:13 and I'm here. I'm here, alright. So we're here to show the president the first out of 10 hours of our HBO series The Civic which i produced with Tom Hanks my partner and Gary Getzman his partner POTUS & FLOTUS you know what that means? The Potus in the Flotus? I think they're gonna be the president so they don't like stand up and stick and being real funny and everybody's there! Everybody is there to see this very important HBO series I mean, come on! It's not like Marky Mark got to show entourage to the president. What is going on with this? Well, I don't know where I am...I'm in the White House. We are in the East Wing of the White House. Generals galore veterans. I think there are 40 seats in the screening room and everyone will be taken with some sort of honcho and big shot.

56:06 I think so. Oh yeah, he's got an erection up to his chin. Stephen and I might have a stand-in for that. I want people to realize that there was a battle in the Pacific in World War II. So much emphasis has been put on Europe These battles in the Pacific are not stories that are often told by Hollywood filmmakers That's right, because we've got to remind everybody That Japan is the enemy and we kicked their ass before! Oh good connection... That's what this is about And that's bullcrap by the way There have been more movies about Pearl Harbor and more specials Which was a false flag attack Pearl Harbor, of course was a false flag attack. And of course the A-bomb hello? Yes yeah oh yeah! Oh and...oh pfft This is another beautiful thing

56:49 I think even Wired had that. Before we dropped the A-bomb, and there's some political cartoons... The theory was we can go drop some bombs into the volcanoes and make them erupt. Heh heh! Hello earthquake machines? So anyway, I'm like wow this is amazing you know why are they plugging this why are they showing us of course They're totally trying to say, hey Japan remember? Remember what happened? Remember what we did then. They're trying to set it all up so you focus over on Japan and then I read in the Wall Street Journal a little article Did you know that Japan gave United States 130 million dollar loan like 60 years ago And this loan was meant for us to get out of the Okinawa Islands and we never paid it back

57:44 And now they're saying, hey you know that loan now is worth about seven. That's almost a billion dollars 700 million you know You guys do shitty accounting I'm like duh Hey welcome to America So there's definitely there is definitely a campaign going on when you have Tom Hank Steven Spielberg who is the World War II guy extraordinaire Now focusing on showing what happened in the Pacific And how, you know, the Japanese and then Time Magazine is on board with an ad. And Tom Hanks on the cover keep your eyes on this my friend this is a campaign yeah this is a campaign yep all designed to set up the public for just to be brainwashed about one thing or another I think I would have I would be remiss if I didn't mention that after this Toyota Prius affair

58:39 The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has come up with a brilliant idea. I'm sure you've probably blogged about this, hey you know what we need? We need to put black boxes into all the cars so that we can record events that are taking place. Oh my goodness, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?" I mean and I hear... Los Angeles is a great media town and there's a lot of AM talk radio and people like yes it's really good idea to have them on airplanes why wouldn't we have them in our cars they've got all the sensors yeah it was a really good idea! I'm so happy I got a car that doesn't have any of that crap in it

59:20 No, the real reason obviously for these black boxes down the road is so somebody can pull you over and say okay let's check the black box and see if she been doing anything bad. Oh yeah! I mean at some point they'll have the black box just basically following you around tell you wherever where you went how fast you went... And even worse to shut your car down This is what that whole OnStar thing is about. Yeah, well OnStar does it right now! Shut him down! Shut him down! But you know here's how we're trained oh this is a really good idea yeah my car gets stolen then they can always stop him they can always stop the thief yeah ever considered this is about stopping YOU? Yeah and think about this how many times for everybody listening in... How many cars have you had stolen from you? Yeah let me think uh none. How about you?

1:00:07 You've been around for a while. I've been around for a long time and never had a car stolen exactly By the way, I think there is some probably you know There still is an issue because wrote was Nick had it in their did the mystery now But just throwing this out as a scientific thing the mystery now about these cars accelerating out of control Some people think its EMF And because of the fact that our, the infrastructure in this country has got so much weird EMF. We've got power lines that run right through the city we have all these different kinds of EMF because it's never happened in Europe but if you go around Europe and don't see the same kind of infrastructure with wires and power lines

1:00:50 And I have a spot over here by the freeway where if you stop at the signal to go take a left, you can't get any radio reception. It's one spot and then you get a loud buzzing like that and it's like what the hell is... What am I getting? What EMF is going on in this little location? So EMF will wreak havoc with electronics hello! Yeah when they flip on harp Which by the way, there's a link in the show notes that shows you some very interesting graphs of You know the harp is on like 2.2 megahertz to and or two was it? 2.33 and 6.9 megahertz Megahertz are gigahertz Megahertz megahertz yeah right that's the band that operates in and On the 10th of March there was significant blip

1:01:47 So who knows what's going to be taking place. Before we move on, I think you have a couple other clips here before we move on another thing that that i've been picking up on which really haven't discussed is the schools who are firing all their teachers yeah and so i'm looking into this and actually the president radio YouTube address is about schools. Yeah, I listen to that YouTube address yesterday in fact the recorder trying to get a clip off of it but was so dull like couldn't get anything maybe you found something now but the thing that's interesting this is about time because you know Obama has been

1:02:27 Themes for his election were three things. He said him over and over and he still says them over and over again energy Healthcare, and education And just now getting to the education which of course if he had done this initially It would have shown some success now as a quagmire as it were Right but here's the scary thing um...and it really It really hit home when I got an email. We have a lot of interesting people listening to this show, and I have never spoken to more professors... In fact, I don't think I've ever spoken to a professor before I did this show except my grandfather who was a professor

1:03:11 And and educators who thank God there's some educators who are awake and listening And we got one from the roadside info bomb Adam let me start by saying thank you very much for the public service blah blah I teach earth science and environmental science in New York City Public School system, and here he says III really am I Really have a problem. What's going on? So if you listen to the president's speech, I do not have a clip. So his YouTube address he says we want to incentivize school systems so if your and will bring it down to the states whatever that means but basically the way it works is If your school is doing well Then you get more money. So there's the pressure is to have your students perform now This is a teacher in New York City

1:04:06 And he says, I'm just going to read from his email. He says here's the situation as he understands it so this is an educator in the New York City public school system NYC public schools are being closed because many of them suck these schools are then handed over that means the building and the Manhattan real estate literally is given away to the charter schools. Now, the charter schools are actually for-profit institutions that are paid for by us the taxpayers for the infrastructure and funding of operations. However, charter schools do not take students who are English language learners or messed up or if they're not smart or if they have behavioral problems

1:04:59 So this is actually, and by the way when the Katrina disaster which of course was not Hurricane Katrina but it was the shitty work done on the levees by the Army Corps engineers. Now here comes a black helicopter expect the stream to go off any minute What happened in New Orleans is all of these schools were handed over to these for-profit outfits and they all became charger schools. This is happening all over the country, they are literally taking education and privatizing it

1:05:38 And you want to talk about child left behind? This is where, you know kids who like me. You know I'm a kid who didn't want to do anything and learn but did they kick me out of school no they dealt with me and I hobbled through and there were couple teachers actually tried I turned out okay, but this is really frightening. This whole charter school idea what do you know about it John? You know i've been trying to catch up to it. I do know that there's a lot of fraud associated with it There are a bunch of scandals here and there because there's so much money flying around

1:06:13 The charter school thing when I first started hearing about it, which is almost 10 years ago. I thought was just some sort of alternative Yeah, I thought it was like you know yeah the whole word Charter School doesn't sound sounds kind of good You know this like this is a great play on words But it's basically commercial outfit So I guess we have to look into because we're not up to speed well. I appreciate these types of messages coming from our listener producers and Because it really helps us understand and dissect what is going on but again a campaign you know, you see Rhode Island. You see all of the whole school all teachers fired New York City schools teachers get out get the hell out your fire to make it we have just decide or figure out which Teachers unions are involved with which of these schools because generally speaking The Obama administration most Democratic administrations are highly

1:07:13 kind of co-opted by the teachers unions and so I'm always getting suspicious about something you know like is this how's this benefiting this teacher union. I don't think it's that John, i think its brainwashing It's like we gotta bring in a different curriculum we've got to make these kids stupid We've gotta make them believe in global warming We can have anyone smart like a teacher who listens to no agenda Oh No! That would be bad So we've gotta get rid of him And we just, you know, but generally speaking though most of the schools that teachers tend to be extremely liberal and crazy. I don't know we have a world with we will make this a high priority to crack through and see what we can come up with

1:08:00 But I agree with you, as soon as Obama came out and this constant harping on charter schools. Oh they gotta fire the principal's, they gotta fire this and they got to fire these teachers and get these kids... And the kids all complain about that fact that most of the curriculum now in most schools in California particular is mostly about taking the test It's just essentially test prep. They don't learn anything, they don't have discussions about anything, they never talk about the kind of things we would talk about it's just test prep because they got to pass those tests to get the money. That's it! It is an incentive-based program that is wrong. So back to the clips I have a clip

1:08:43 I think he's trying to...I'm not gonna say who this is, you have to guess who it is. Okay! Oh good! This is a timing one, you gotta do it as fast as you can You can't dilly-dally Wait but this is like school I have to, i want to see how fast it's... It is very recognizable voice. Which clip is it? Which clip is it? It's the guess who. Oh duh okay So hit and see that the timer started now go! Gentlemen it is recognized for five minutes Thank you Mr Speaker. Mr Speaker I rise today actually in celebration of the recognition 100th anniversary of a great

1:09:20 Value-laden, principle driven youth organization the Boy Scouts of America. Well first of all this is sad But I still don't know who it is. Let me listen. Okay, never mind. If you don't get the... Let me listen! 100 years ago this month that led to the formal organization of The Boy Scouts Of America and that came from an event actually that happened across the sea in London a businessman from Chicago William D Boyce was traveling there Who is he?

1:09:58 Well, I was hoping... I give up. ...I was hoping you were gonna guess Al Franken! You know that's the first name that came to my mind but then i kept listening it doesn't sound like Al Franken and have to say with the first one that came to mind First one let me listen to the rest No there is no one else to listen to It's not Al Franken its an Al Franken sounda-like Who isn't then? Glenn Thompson from Pennsylvania Oh, no I see you even put MN just to try and throw me off you bastard. Yeah yeah I did every... that was a dirty trick. You know what? Yeah, you're horrible man

1:10:36 I was gonna say if Al Franken is on the Boy Scouts of America trip, then he's off the list. You know the funny thing is that this was C-SPAN so I'm in the kitchen and hearing this boy scouts thing and I'm hearing Al Franken and saying what's Al Franken doing on the boy scout game? And there's a guy who actually sounds like he's kind of plastered to be honest about it So this is what people need to take note of This is how pathetic our lives have become We are actually, you know we're watching C-SPAN. You know not even just watch like it's on it's like wallpaper

1:11:12 And there was a there were some good European Union stuff on C-SPAN Friday and Saturday as well. Barroso, they have question time I got to get into the habit of watching the European Parliament question time Yeah you do Oh my god That's your beat Well yeah I do have one clip Of course you'll recall that we had The UK Independent Party I just celebrate these guys because at least they're saying it the way it is. So you remember the two guys now have been shut down, Nigel Farage and I forget the other gentleman's name whose microphone got cut off. Yeah, love that! So now Gerard Batten is in the game and he has something to say as well but he gets his whole message out luckily and so it's pretty clear what he's trying to say as he hits them in the mouth here we go Gerard Batten

1:12:03 Minister of European Union. The Arctic debate has certainly generated some heat this afternoon, what kind of parliament is it that tries to prevent its speakers speaking when it disapproves of what they say? But we should not be surprised that our new High Representative for Foreign Policy was once described by MI5 as a communist sympathiser and when she was Treasurer of CND it took money from the Soviet bloc to undermine her own country's defence policy This place looks more and more like the Soviet Union every day. Of course he's referring to Lady Ashton Oh? Yeah, who is... I'm telling you man that

1:12:44 the Europeans should be so outraged by what is happening and by what is taking place. And I recall interviewing Dutch politicians and specifically asking them about the law struct, the legal structure... ...and they always said no-no-no! The European laws are just guidelines you know our own laws always supersede. All I hear all time coming out of Brussels as well, you know of course the Brussels law supersedes all national laws like WHAT? You're being hijacked, Europe. United States of Europe They are not being hijacked It's over you've been hijacked And that whole place scares me and everyone is talking in tongues it's the Tower of Babel and then you have all these translators I don't know what these translators are translating accurately Oh it's very difficult and I've never seen it happen

1:13:41 I mean the nuance is so subtle, you know. It's very difficult to translate these things and God bless them a lot of these... And it's always about human rights that every single question is about does this conform with human rights? You got no human rights go read the Lisbon Treaty and read the protocols your human rights are over and done with! You can be shot legally, you can be detained if you're an alcoholic. It's bad Anyway, so we've been doing a lot of work. I spent four hours last night prepping And then got up this morning and said... It's from a guilty conscience. Well, yeah because that is the only thing I can do with it. The donations were low! I think the donations were as low as about a year ago and am i correct? Because you are really bitching about it. Yeah well it just that luckily we have enough subscribers so it kind of keeps the baseline at least so its not dying on the vine. Let us go over some of those donations that we've gotten

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1:18:00 Even I know it's not. You're not pronouncing the words right. Additionally, wait wait wait! Additionally, I have donated several times and John has mispronounced either my first name last name or city multiple times. John is such a... Mark Botifer That's it And his address officially is in Spanish Fort, Alabama. So I'll leave it at that. Okay? Hey you guys now this is a $50.00... You got to hit the button twice so he gave us 100 and then he sent a note and says, you know, I hit the button twice but you can keep it good man But here's the reason and this is Armin Breuer B-R E U E R from Vienna Austria

1:18:49 Boy, I mean I name would be broya boy. Ah boy ah Hey you guys, last time I donated I got struck by good karma big time. And I got what I believe to be one of the best jobs in the country! In terms of salary and benefits Let me just say that this happens consistently We get a lot of emails from people saying You know, I'm a douchebag...I didn't donate but I can because they don't have a job God, and I always reply with the same thing Hey man just tell someone to listen Don't worry about it There's no obligation But i will say that the amount of people who have donated when they had no job and got a job right after that is astronomical. I mean, we don't hear about the people who don't have a job donated and didn't get a job but i think at least 20 since we've been tracking it? It's ridiculous number! And by the way here's an interesting thing he doesn't know this was good fortune but I'm going to read this to you He says now I wanted to fly to Texas for South by Southwest

1:19:49 and to meet some friends last Friday. However, a person with either the airline or Homeland Security I'm not quite sure the question she asked sounded like Homeland Security and her uniform was different than the ones by the airlines, United Airlines staffer And unlike the staffer she was American She denied me access to the States because of my passport because it wasn't a biometrical one and it wasn't RFID chipped So, denied access into your plane? Yes! What?! So he had to rebook the flight for next Wednesday. Drive back to Vienna from Munich which is 500 kilometers

1:20:26 I don't know why he couldn't take a puddle jumper, which would have been better than going to South by Southwest but that's another story. And trying to get either an express visa or an express passport, Austria actually starting to do overnight passports blah blah blah and it goes on and on with the story. It's gonna cost him 70 euros which is about 500 dollars in American money. What's that in English? What's that in English? Anyway, he just goes on and complaining about this So, uh... But they I do recall they made a point of this because even Christina had to get a new passport. They did say you know this is the new rule You have to have your RFID chip passport now what I recommend is getting the RFID chip passport and then putting it popping in the microwave for five seconds

1:21:15 So then you still have the RFID, but it just doesn't work anymore because it will pop. It'll pop in seconds. Yeah the problem is they'll put a burn hole on the passport and they're gonna see that and they're gonna get there... You won't be able to do shit so don't listen to him. Okie-dokie! Don't listen to me? Don't listen to him if you want to I mean what he means the RFID chip if you're going to first of all what you should do in fact I'll tell you what we're gonna do a no agenda wallet Stop with the promises. I forbid you from saying this. We're not going to do any fucking wallet. We're doing rings and that's it! Stop with the promises, we are going to do... Big mouth Timo Sabe!

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1:30:36 Then we have the Squarespace sites, which I know you like to not pay for that stuff. But you know what? I don't want a bag so I just paid for it So um... So it's going towards bills and then there is a whole bunch of nothing and then its hookers and blow And by the way I noticed this couple kids and even I think one of other listeners Don't get their reference to blow they think it has to do with oral sex Yeah what were you thinking about No, I'm in prison. Speaking of blow... Blow by the way for anybody who doesn't recognize this term it's street argot for cocaine Right Yeah But speaking of blow... Yeah, speaking of blow Here it is Ministers of Parliament In the Gitmo Nation East United Kingdom MPs on the Home Affairs Select Committee said doing cocaine

1:31:35 is actually increasing global warming. Oh brother! Because it's devastating Colombian rainforests because trees are knocked down to grow cocoa plants I mean, you know there is one thing to falsify the numbers this is really going too far now your really taking it off to another level but its alright even if your not doing cocaine Please note according to the BBC songbirds in the US are getting smaller and climate change is the cause. That's right a study of almost half-a-million birds belonging to over 100 species shows many are gradually becoming lighter and growing shorter wings due to global warming

1:32:29 Don't you get less lift in a hot environment, you'd have to have bigger wings? Correct. So it makes no sense. It should be just the opposite. What it indicates is global cooling! I'm going back to the new ice age theories... very long list of things. I'm not going to talk about it now, but it's something that we're gonna send out in our show notes email are we doing that this week? Are we doing it today? No no no! We're gonna be just gonna be a while because... Well in the show notes for this week by the way we have an 80 year old listener Jim and he sent me a collection of links which is just outstanding and I put it in as what I call it here I called

1:33:18 Something the bank Brotherhood of Banks and in it. He's got one two three like 15 links about the the financial Scandal about the high frequency to flash trading systems It's just it's a great collection of links You'll find it under brotherhood of banks in the no agenda show comm show notes really outstanding stuff And I appreciate that Jim took the time to put that together. But of course, this totally blows our SEO... Our RSS feed by the way is overloading different types of aggregators because of the length of the show notes something no one ever thought about when we came up with this stuff That you know people would look put like a lot of crap in the RSS feeds So that's why we have to really start and it'll be a free service by the way

1:34:10 Yeah, so that's a that is something that we're working on now. Have you ever heard John of the alpha magnetic spectrometer? No well you should because you're paying for it it only cost two billion dollars and It is scheduled to fly aboard space shuttle Endeavour in July To be installed aboard the International Space Station this is an experiment with magnets, which always catches my attention. Magnets which are designed to work within a few degrees of absolute zero... The magnets will blend interstellar particles as they flow through the middle of the tube-shaped device Which is some kind of Gitmo Nation device

1:35:07 The experiment will test the Big Bang Theory. So now they've got this thing underground, the Large Hadron Collider which breaks the minute a bird poops in it and now they're putting a two billion dollar device up there in the space station? I don't like it! Now what is that what is the cost on this thing? Two billion dollars This doesn't sound right What's the name of this thing? Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer And here's the report possible problems with a two billion dollar physics experiment could delay the space shuttles final flight and Further complicate White House plans to retire the orbiter fleet this year. So in other words, oh they have a nice patch They haven't did that the AMS o2 which is the alpha magnetic spectrometer going into space has a patch Oh my goodness. Let me find it. It's a beauty by the way. Let me just look at the patch

1:36:01 Go to, go just look you'll see it's in Wikipedia. It's got a picture of it Now that's the top link right? I have a couple of patches from NASA Oh that is a nice patch but you know what this thing...I'm so against this Why are we spending two billion dollars on friggin magnets in space You know they're up to no good Magnets in space! Ha ha ha Magnets in...you know they're up to no good You know that this is some kind of... They're up to no good. No, of course they're up to no good! I don't trust that thing in the ground in Switzerland. I do not like it. I don't approve of it. Please does this website actually have a website? We'll send them a memo Adam and they will immediately put a stop to their evil scheme. Yeah, I'm sick of this shit. I am really really sick of it This has got to stop It's got to stop This magnet stuff This is not good

1:36:54 Okay, we get your point. All right let's go into some... Wait wait here is the classic government crap then I'll read you this of course this is absolutely the truth since it's in the Wikipedia In 1999 after the successful flight of the AMS-01 which is what were talking about Hold on one second. Okay, the AMS 01, the total cost of the AMS program was estimated to be $33 million with the AMS 02 planned for flight in the ISS in 2003 after the space shuttle Columbia disaster in 2003 and after a number of technical difficulties with the construction of the AMS 02 The cost of the program ballooned to an estimated 1.5 billion dollars

1:37:39 I mean, how do you go from 33 million to 1.5 now 2 billion? Well, you know it's amazing! It's amazing! Two billion dollars we have people homeless on the street. Homeless! We got people getting kicked out of their homes...homeless But we can spend two billion dollars on magnets which is up to no good with that crap Alright, back to media assassination. So we talked a lot about Reuters and I just wanted to...I did little bit of research on Reuters. Okay! So two things that i think are very interesting one is the Reuters leadership

1:38:23 So, Reuters of course is the CIA-influenced news agency. I'll just say it because John has worked with them and he thinks... Of course some of those guys are okay but it's a news service. They're great guys! This how everything is disseminated this is how the information gets passed around so the chief executive officer's name guy, a guy named Thomas Glosser And he is the, by the way Reuters has a lot more than just Newswire. They do financial information they do all kinds of different things they also do by the way government news service that work for the government so you know how hard is it to see how those lines are tied? So let's look at this guy's background He is a director of Merck & Co

1:39:08 So if you ever read anything about Merck, the pharmaceutical industry coming from a Reuters news feed. You might want to question that he is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations CFR which are really it's really the drinking club where they plot and plan the New World Order He is also a member of the International Business Council of the World Economic Forum, The drinking club there in Geneva. No not Geneva... No it's in Switzerland. Davos. So the guy is an elite! Then we've got... I would think. But he runs Reuters! It gets better

1:40:01 So then we have Jeffrey Beatty, he is the deputy chairman. He's the chairman... wait a minute why did I save this? Oh yeah here it is! This is the thing you got to see the other board memberships so these guys are on the Board of Directors of multiple companies. He's on the Board of Directors of Royal Bank of Canada and oh the General Electric Company So, you know do you think there could be any conflict from time to time when it comes to stuff about I don't know General Electric Jet engines that don't work But now listen to this Reuters outsourced a lot of their technology To India A lot of their back-end and infrastructure And this is an article from April 15th 2005

1:40:53 Around the time that the BBC was also outsourcing for a $3.5 billion contract all of their technology to India, but in 2004 Reuters outsourced a lot of their journalists to journalists based in Bangalore, India. Oh yeah you can get a penny of word writers there who use the internet and email to cover financial data released by some 3 000 medium-sized firms in New York Yeah So the news is actually outsourced to some call center This is crazy! This is not reporting this is just they've outsourced the news It's a business

1:41:42 In 2001 the company opened a new center in Bangkok to consolidate development of its applications for corporate clients. It just blew me away that they actually outsourced the news! I was like, eh it's just news send it over to India those guys will take care of it for us. Yeah cheaper And then Reuters is pushing very heavily on the new, you know they've rebranded Cap-and-Trade John. You know we can't talk about cap and trade because the minute you talk about that everyone's like oh! We don't want to vote for cap and trade this is no good. They changed it to crap in tax. No! Pollution reduction targets This is the new one pollution reduction targets What does that got do with cap and trade? So the cap and trade

1:42:32 Bill will know first of all it's not called the cap-and-trade bill But cap and trade is what it's known as will now be known as pollution reduction Targets so watch for that watch for them calling it pollution reduction targets. That is actually cap and trade Here's the news from actually this is a Reuters story, which is kind of interesting senator Joe Lieberman An independent trying to draft a bipartisan bill said, quote, we don't use the term cap and trade anymore. Instead Lieberman said laughingly we will have pollution reduction targets I can just hear him going like ha ha ha pollution reduction targets! pollution reduction targets! you just hear them doing it You know that's pathetic they'll get away with it too of course they'll get away with it

1:43:27 But the thing that really... As long as it's not cap and trade, I'm all for it. Yeah no, its pollution reduction targets So have you heard this ummm... Heard about this thing called the uhhhh.... The slaughters..the slaughter solution? By the way they could also name it pollution reduction goals to save kids so they should name it No I haven't heard...I haven't heard...uhhh Okay so the slaughter solution This is something your going to be hearing about over the next week for reasons that are very clear, which is to benefit the insurance companies who were actually writing this health care bill.

1:44:10 And I'm convinced of this now. You know, a couple of them hiked their rates so that could be used like oh they hiked their rates 25% This is an outrage! This is why we need to pass this bill because if we're gonna pass this bill They're probably going to make you know 50 percent more profit. I'm sure it's all baked in We just haven't been able to figure it out But you know it's a scam So and so we have a Senate bill and we still need The House to pass their bill now Which is the Senate bill. Well, so this is how it's going to work So instead of and we've talked about this John you get the Senate passes a bill The House passes a bill then they go into conference then they come out with A bill and then the Senate has to pass the bill And then the house has to pass the bill right?

1:44:59 That's how it works and then the president signs off on it. The old-fashioned way... Well, that is not the way the Constitution says it's supposed to go. The Constitution says that House passes a bill, Senate passes a bill they put two bills together in a committee and then they put them back out there all fixed up and both sides pass it and then the President signs it but they've changed it! Yeah well this is how they're going do it so Democrats vote on a bill, a separate bill that includes new rules or language stating that the original Senate bill is quote deemed passed. So they won't actually vote on the bill they'll vote for the agreement that the bill pass the senate

1:45:42 And therefore it can be passed. So no one can ever be faulted for voting for the bill, they just vote for the new rule that says if you vote for the agreement that the Senate has passed it then its passed and this is called The Slaughter Solution made up by some Someone called slaughter obviously I can't I'm looking for it right now. I thought it was named after slaughtering the bill No, no said I think if someone calls here the slaughter solution name for House Rules Committee chairman Louise Slaughter Yeah, she dreamed it up yeah and she's on the house rules committee let me repeat house rules committee Yeah well She had to make a rule so they just changed the rules yes So but isn't that like what I'm those the word? I'm looking for unconstitutional indeed

1:46:34 It's amazing what they're doing to pass this thing. Yeah, well the problem is that when they lost that Massachusetts seat... You know, they all of a sudden here's what the real problem is that see the Senate passed a bill and the House passed a bill. But now if they're going to go and dream up a third bill that they both have to pass again it won't pass muster in the Senate because they don't have the 60 votes anymore so they decided let's make it the crazy bill we designed in the first place If the House agrees to that as the final bill, well the Senate doesn't have to vote on it again because they already voted on it once. It's good enough! So it's good enough so they get...they jammed things through and then according to everybody then they fix it after the facts in other words the bills a mess yeah and so they're gonna pass its law and then they're going to try to hammer away at with you know patchwork quilts methodology

1:47:31 to try to make it so at least it's acceptable and what is going to happen, is that its gonna become a quagmire in Congress and probably chew up most of the time that the congress has in next year or two. I don't know...I find whole thing horrible. You think thats horrible? Shyster show up and take advantage people goodwill and generosity So Haiti is not off-the radar screen Let me tell you what we've uncovered here So of course the red herring which will be the top of the news if it even comes to the top of the news, will be Wyclef Jean that he apparently paid his mistress $105,000 through his Haitian charity. Yeah whatever big deal hookers and blow I get it but that's not the big deal um...I don't know if you caught it because I did see on C-SPAN the president of Haiti was in Washington two weeks ago hanging out with Le Prez

1:48:30 And they even did a little thing in the Rose Garden and yeah, little get together there. And thank goodness The Times Online actually reported this and helped me get on the track of what's going on so during this meeting President Preval presented to President Obama what is known as THE PLAN It literally is called THE PLAN which is the Haitian rebuilding plan, THE PLAN. Which will cost 14 billion dollars and although the plan has not been officially released yet

1:49:16 The plan calls for the slums and rubble of Port-au-Prince to make way for a model city of cycle paths, beachfront boardwalks, ecofriendly housing. The economy will roar back to life thanks to tourism and cash crops such as coffee, mangoes, and freshly cut flowers... And a hugely ambitious social engineering project relocating at least half a million refugees to suburbs, in other words kick the riffraff out throw them off to the side of the street. I'm like okay let me look into this so this plan is part of an outfit called GFDRR

1:50:02 And you can find them at GFDRR.org, the Global Facility for Disaster Reduction and Recovery which is a complete World Bank front... They're not even fronting it by the way So the World Bank and all countries around the world donate money into this fund to go rebuild countries. And they actually put little plans, it's amazing when you read through this website They actually said right there in 2008 Oh we need to put some money aside for Haiti in case a natural disaster takes place When was the last time we had a natural disaster in Haiti? Like, well... It's like they knew it! Hurricanes hit Haiti all of the time

1:50:49 Ciro De Falco, head of the Inter-American Development Bank's Haitian Task Force is a part of this along with the World Bank United Nations. I mean this is it! Yeah so that was the economic hitman center. This website is amazing It sounds like a winner now I'm thinking by the way they you know they didn't do their earthquake only killed off what how many quarter million? Yeah, who's counting John? And so they needed a good hurricane to wipe out the rest of them. I'm telling you this is like... They're trying to kill all these people! It's picture perfect there and the ones that don't kill they just gonna make slums off behind the wall of freshly cut flowers

1:51:37 Yeah, I know this is pathetic. This is a dude that shysters all over the place Hey play the charity UN stealing clip This is another thing that's going on with similar thing where people are given their hard-earned money And they get just gets ripped off listen to this much of the u.n.'s food aid intended for millions of hungry people in Somalia is being diverted. The New York Times and others reported that today, based on a draft study from the UN Security Council. The report said corrupt contractors radical Islamic militants and local UN workers are taking up to half the food Local UN workers. Oh that you and that's a great organization Yeah, that's the guys in the blue helmets then they looks like douches walking around with stupid blue helmet Let me just call him out big time Outrageous no one listens or whatever hey how about that Prius? That won't stop huh whoa oh

1:52:38 Or if you want to go to Real News, I got a story. Yeah we can certainly do that. And now back to real news... Okay so the big news is Lindsay Lohan suing E-Trade for $100 million dollars! So here's the commercial that she's suing over play it Commercial with little babies that are dead lip-sync to say things Yeah, it's actually kind of a cute commercial and I will say that when I first saw the commercial. I got the association immediate Association immediately. I think this associations valid made me laugh so yeah sorry about sorry here. Yeah, this is it last night I just don't understand why you didn't call yellow. I was on eTrade You know diversifying my portfolio taking control like a wolf

1:53:26 Right. What's that? That's volatility in the market, taking care of wolf style. Oh! And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over? Lindsay? Milk-a what?! So, Lindsay the milkaholic. Yeah so she's suing based on the fact that she says a hundred million dollars is laughable but she says that uh... She is now a one name personality. Like Dvorak? Yeah or Frank. That's funny you know and Frank in Gitmo Nation East is a one-name brand because it's Ask Frank

1:54:13 If you're on drugs, just ask Frank. He'll help you get off drugs. Ask Frank! So they followed up with kind of a lame but interesting interview... What's her name? Britton, that hottie that works on the Fox? Kimberly and your last name is Guilfoyle or whatever the heck it is. Tinfoil?! See Kimberly Tinfoil, she comes on and interviews Lohan's dad who kind of implies that they're going to get some cash out of this deal. You might as well run that. Well joining me now from Miami is Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan. Michael thanks for being with us tonight what's the deal? Do you think your daughter

1:54:52 actually has a case. Well thank you Kimberly, thank you Geraldo um... You know I'm not really party to this i do have some information that I know- And why are you on? Well because he's getting paid to be on! I think it's the information that Lindsay's lawyer has obtained with regard to the case. And you know what, it's time that Lindsay and other people in the media start putting their foot down and they stop these people and companies from using them to exploit themselves as a person. Unlike her exploiting the media for her benefit?

1:55:28 their own self gain or for, you know, their products. It's horrible and Lindsey does have a point I agree with her 100%. Um, I wasn't privy to the lawsuit taking off but Stephanie Olvadi, Lindsey's lawyer would- Now I can't listen to this do I have to listen to the whole thing? No You can stop Okay The distraction of the week Hey! Oh no! What should go on? Dude, don't talk over the jingles. It's too long that one. Kimberly does ask whether she think where you know it is a scam just to pick up a few pieces of coin Yeah well that's not that's not the real real real news And now back to Real News A prostitution ring linked to alleged corruption in the awarding of public works contracts for the G8 summit in Italy

1:56:25 involved as many as 350 call girls. Wow! The apparent scale of the sex for favors affair which was previously said to involve three or four women is, of course a further blow to the right center government of Silvio Berlusconi So, they had this G8 summit which was actually... They built a whole place for this in Sardinia. A whole complex which cost like 600 million dollars but then they moved it to La Quilla Which was the place where they had that earthquake Remember this? It was in the news and is awhile ago Which of course cost another 327 million which I'm sure we paid for somehow

1:57:09 But of course it was because they had better hookers there, I guess. I don't know what the deal is but... Better hooker? He set up 350 chicks to get all you know to have these guys sign off on the dotted line and i gotta tell ya John as I follow this sexual interludes of the elites I think that when I talk about the wheels coming off something You know now we have uh... The Pope Who's of course now we have the Roman Catholic Church having to admit that in Munich there was another like 50 cases of child abuse going on with the clergy there and one other guy who was kicked out, was let back in.

1:57:56 It's rampant. And in California we have two more kids, everyone is yelling about the sex offenders that were let go and then killed two girls and you know what is happening here? I think there are so many sexual weirdos in high places, I'll just call them the elites They're now just killing off their own. There's too many people who know too many things and there are too many plebs involved, low-level people who score children for these evil elites that they're killing them, they're offing him, throwing him in jail... They're trying to clean house because it got out of control and it is disgusting!

1:58:41 And it's rampant. It is rampant! Yeah, well this got you kicked off the air in Holland. Well they can't kick me off the internets now can they? Nope and we don't take any advertising so donate, donate, donate keep us on doing this forever little meme alert John you got one yeah I keep hearing it and this I've heard it I've heard little Timmy Geithner say this multiple times in his congressional hearings but now every single time they bring up the health care bill and no funding for no federal federally funded abortions here's what you hear every single time know that can't happen because it's the law of the land

1:59:28 This I'm hearing too much of. What is the law of the land? Why don't you just say it's the law, why are we... what does this mean? It's the Law Of The Land! What does that mean?! Back in 1860! I don't know what it means as a reference to..it's one of those memes that come out to get people to associate with some TV show or something that makes them warm and cuddly. I have no idea Here it is, ummm....Law Of The Land definition, a phrase used... Oh you're right John! A phrase used in the Magna Carta to refer to the then established law of the kingdom. Today it refers to fundamental principles of justice commensurate with due process The United States Constitution declares itself to be quote the supreme law of the land Hmm but it goes back to the Magna Carta

2:00:28 Yeah, it's just differentiated from Roman or civil law. But why don't we do but you know Not funding abortions with federal money of course is nothing to do with con with the Constitution So why did why this is the standard response? I just saw Axelrod on meet the press this morning answering the same question Well no It's the law of the land and whenever Timmy Geithner has asked about that, you know the Federal Reserve which of course get to print our money based upon the Federal Reserve Act of 1913, he always refers to well that's the law of the land. It is a law of the land so shut up slave it is the law of the land! It is a meme that out there and being used all too frequently for comfort. Interesting... So I only have one clip left

2:01:21 Yeah, it's a comforting phrase. Mainly because I want to run one of these every once in awhile because I just love these things ever since you pointed out that the acting on television if you don't actually see the actors is dreadful. So i have a bad acting clip which everybody looks forward too and this one is from the TV show Numbers Oh what is this premise for? It's about, the original premise of the show was that there was a math whiz that could somehow through mathematics solve crime. And now it's just become a cop show. It's nothing to it is ridiculous He does it through the law of the land But this is the end of one of the episodes and it was just like I was even when you were watching it, it was bad acting but III think you appreciate the emoting here okay No, I can't let you walk out of here without saying something right?

2:02:17 Why is that? It's losing your gun. It helped to uh, capture a violent fugitive and... That's how cops always talk by the way. Hey man we may help you capture a vio-violent fugitive! Saved the family three people still lost their lives even if they weren't exactly innocent I don't think the good balances out the bad You can't know that Yeah well he got that far right Let me tell you something. I've worked with you for six years, and regardless of how many times you question your decisions or when you beat yourself up... Oh this is so bad John This is bad acting.

2:03:12 All you see is their shadow, he figures basically on the screen. It's pitch black! I don't think...you'd have to put some light...does anybody do any read a police report in there? Because you couldn't read it's pitch black that the lighting and everything is all moody. I mean I think this show stinks. I know, I know him well. In here Don Epps is a force You are a weapon for what's right. Oh yeah! What's good and what's true. John, we do this show because we know it's what's right... It's what's true We've got to do it my friend

2:03:50 You know, why do you put yourself through that? Why do you make... I mean who in your family wants to see this. I mean you need AT&T Ustream so you can record four shows at once! Let me show what is that man. You know, leaving C-SPAN and I caught the end of this show. And I was noticing this darkness in the show. All you see is barely see the sight... It's just dark! It's like a radio drama. Then I caught this little monologue at the end and went, This really stinks! So I went back to record it for the bad acting clip. I did not watch the show

2:04:33 So to wind it up just a couple things which you can find more expanded information on the show notes at noagendershow.com because this is the very interesting story about Lehman Brothers, which is in the news but they're not really telling you how it works so the headline is The New York Federal Reserve, i.e., little Timmy Geithner knew that Lehman was cooking the books before they failed in fact months before they failed he knew that they were going to you know exactly that cooking the books In fact there's a quote here

2:05:13 The challenge for the government and for troubled firms like Lehman was to reduce risk exposure, and the act of reducing risk by selling assets could result in collateral damage by demonstrating weakness and exposing air in the marks. Air! That's a key word here, air. In other words, air didn't exist it was fake because what they did is they had 50 billion dollars of losses and in order to report great numbers in their annual report or their quarterly report they borrowed fifty billion dollars on what is known as... there's a name for it

2:05:58 Well, basically it's like a four-day loan. So they could say oh we got all this money is my 50 billion dollars right over here that's not a problem we got that and then of course four days later they give the money back after they've reported that they have great numbers now They couldn't do that in United States so they went to London and had UK law firm approve this transaction And the whole thing was signed off on by Ernst & Young Yeah That's perfect But all of this was known by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York when little Timmy Geithner was the president there. We need to get rid of the central banking system, that is the only...

2:06:42 Definitely something screwed up. Now the funny thing was I was watching just before any of this broke, there is some guy who was on CNBC in the morning out in New York at that time so I got to watch that early show they do and on CNBC and they had some guy came out accused Lehman Brothers being something was wrong he just finished a book on this topic and he had all kinds of questions to ask they wouldn't answer, and he was on the show discussing some of these things. And I swear to God the CNBC guys that run that morning show, I forgot what it's called Opening Bell or something like that. Or one before this real early show, a team of people they were just giving it to this guy! This is bull! This can't be possibly happening! I think this mean of you to be doing this... Even talking like this is horrible

2:07:31 Yeah, they were just giving it to this guy. But I heard what I was listening to was this guy who had some interesting poop on the company and it didn't seem like a good investment but yeah he was all over the Lehman story and nobody was listening. It's weird The most emailed story of the week which we didn't get into but I don't think we really need to There's a new book out and the author says well, you know The CIA tested drugs they put LSD in the bread of this French town And like yeah big deal. They're putting drugs in your water as we speak

2:08:10 Your water is contaminated as we speak. Forget about 50 years ago, this is going on right now! So what was this French town? They had bread loaded with LSD? Yeah the CIA was uh... they actually tried this in colleges I mean, do you really want the story? It's in the show notes. Yeah, I'll read it in the show notes. Who cares if A, it was 50 years ago B, it was a French. It doesn't matter but in the UK once again two more

2:08:52 heroin users admitted to the hospital with anthrax poisoning. This is from the batch of heroin that was stored next to the anthrax in Afghanistan and it got contaminated, so this is not very good if you're going get the heroin ask your dealer talk to your dealer and ask him if it was loaded next to the anthrax. If its right for you! Ask your dealer if this heroine is right for you exactly and Of course, we should mention that there's been a couple of various dude hasn't been as strong as it was a few weeks ago But some guy got into Iraq and killed somebody they found a bunch of marijuana in his car Still on that. Yeah, they're still trying to keep the marijuana meme going so people are think well I don't know maybe we shouldn't pass this from this This bill that California has got coming up and there's a lot of

2:09:49 Lot of news about our favorite company But I think you just go read that in the show notes because it's all about the seeds that aren't working You know, the bottom line is more genetically modified food for you That has now been approved by the United States of Europe. They'll be bringing that in So if you thought what you were eating there Dude food they eat over there that you get from the supermarket is sawdust with glue and So I'd like to know when they first, when the first frankenfood concept first came out that genetically modified. The Europeans seem to be the ones most against it. They were all against it! Yeah? They're all against what changed? The Lisbon Treaty? The Lisbon Treaty enabled Brussels to tell you what's good for you or not so they passed this potato that's the first one

2:10:39 And now, oh well you know... Now we have to use GM cotton and the soybeans. We don't want a food crisis! This is about food safety So read your labels people Read your labels and maybe we can start a thread in noagendaforums.com on where to buy guaranteed non-GM foods because there is so much I mean, we shop at Whole Foods Which I'm gonna stop by the way, and you come home when you start reading these labels and it's all GM crap It's all modified. Yeah, it's terrible So I went you know the interesting little side note And maybe we'll talk about in the next show but I went to Google for lunch

2:11:23 Oh, how'd that go? Well they have a lot of good food there. But the thing was pointed out to me... Ah! There's the 1115 right on time. They're going one mile an hour So wait a minute so Google of course you mean the company that has a partnership with the NSA Yeah or something. Anyway I'm there and found it slightly creepy by the way You should say they have valet parking right? They have valet parking Of course big companies always have valet parking So anyway, so what they do come to my house? I'll valet park for you. No friends pointed out to me that this soda machine They have all these different regular sodas You know the view of the kind you go and you get your own soda because everything oh by the way All the food is free at Google. So You can get whatever you want drink whatever you want So they have but it was pointing out to me that they'd be having even though they have brand-name sodas

2:12:17 They are specially made without high fructose corn syrup for just for the Googlers. So, Googlers do not get the high fructose corn syrup. Wait a minute so there is like Coca-Cola hands them stuff that is without HFC? Well, I mean the Mexican Coca-Cola has no... You can buy and go to Costco and you can find most Costcos will have a, you know, you buy a crap load of Mexican Coke which is... Yeah. I know it's hurting global warming. It's... I know about the Mexicans. Coca-Cola has got no high fructose corn syrup in it

2:12:52 and it doesn't even, it tastes a lot different. So they get like special privileges? I guess where they ask for or they buy it special, I have no idea but there was but it was a bragging point somebody made. Interesting you know on that line the American Beverage Association has a new commercial out where well let's just play this commercial 30 seconds and then we'll talk about it Competition. It pushes us to work harder, to be better, to win But sometimes even rivals realize they share a common goal America's beverage companies have removed full calorie soft drinks from schools reducing beverage calories by 88% Together with schools we're helping kids make more balanced choices every day So what is a full-calorie beverage?

2:13:52 What does that mean? So now they're just, obviously they're putting aspartame in schools. That's obvious Apparently they are talking about a regular sugared up or high fructose up Coca-Cola Why these kids are drinking Coca-Cola or soda at all in school and not just milk is beyond me Milk or what happened to the water cooler When I was a kid we had a water cooler that didn't work and we loved it And we liked that lukewarm water We drank it. It's nuts. When I was a kid, we're drinking faucets all over the place and that's what kids drink. Yeah! We drank out of the water faucet. Or if you brought up if you brought a lunch bag or boxed lunch or whatever your brought, you'd have a thermos full of something... The thermos that your mom gave you and you had four cents. Four cents was milk money And you could..and I of course got beat-up for my four cents Give me your milk money curry

2:14:51 But it was four pennies. My mom gave me... Oh, I miss my mom just thought about her for a second She would give me four pennies and little plastic baggie and that was my milk money But nowadays you need like ten bucks How sweet is that? No please Well come on dude I get it A little moment here Alright, so anyway you got your four cents which doesn't sound right to me. It was four cents for a milkman! Why wouldn't they make it in nickel or something that's sensible? Rather would be carrying a bunch of extra coins around I think they should have jacked the price up a penny. Dude what can i tell ya?!

2:15:27 That's what it was. Whatever the case is, these kids are being given soda pop and Fritos and junk food and cupcakes... And then we're giving the school away to the charter schools so they can be taught absolutely nothing? And now they're gonna give them all as a support tame or whatever that stuff has pertain which has been rebranded It hasn't new name. So it's so new I don't remember it yeah my final note for this program. I tip of the hat to the To the hacker who got into the TSA and? I guess tried to inject malicious code into the government network to screw up the TSA database, I love it I will repeat

2:16:15 That you have to be very good to your system admin, your network admin. These are the people who will actually save us Who will help us route around all the Gitmo gates that'll be put in place You need to respect these people men and women I know a lot of us see the network admin is like a frustrating experience because they won't do what i need but you know what, they're actually going to save your ass in the end. And uh...I salute them and it's a great story about apparently some admin or hacker who got into TSA and started messing with everything unfortunately he got nailed

2:17:02 briefing from a cop in Florida whose name I'm not allowed to mention because of course, they'll never get anything from him again. It's the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs dated March 10th 2010 lessons and implications of the Christmas Day attack regarding watch listing and pre-screening and he's underlined a couple of things for me here. The most important being that... Here we go domestic terrorists are not included on watch lists and this will remain this way. And I'm thinking why would they not put domestic terrorists or people who they think are domestic terrorists on watch list? It hit me of course because that would pretty much rule out all the Senate in the House of Representatives, they couldn't fly! That was my punchline

2:18:01 But I appreciate all the inside info you send us a lot of stuff. We can't talk about but it does help us in our research and This is almost like we're almost like a public company here the minute one quarter ends, which you know was a show for us We're gonna turn right around in an hour from now We're gonna start prepping for the next one which will be on Thursday And we need your support for this program Please think of us as and support us by donating at noagendashow.com, dvorak.org slash NA or channeldvorak.com slash NA And we're gonna go head off in the new vehicle to the farmers market to get some real food

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