Topic: Dame Ashley

In a formal knighting ceremony, Ashley Blanco was dubbed "Dame Ashley, Lady of the Lake" following a $1,000 contribution. Jonathan Rowley was also brought into the No Agenda roundtable as a knight. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and instructions for the new knights to claim their rings and certificates through the No Agenda Nation website.

The hosts admire a custom No Agenda Christmas ornament sent from Manitoulin Island. The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony, inducting Dame Ashley, Sir Brian Barrow, and Sir Oscar Nadal into the No Agenda Roundtable. Issues with the international mail system in Canada and the UK regarding the delivery of merit rings are also discussed.