
1592: Vermox
The United States national debt officially surpassed $33 trillion this week as House Speaker Kevin McCarthy struggles to negotiate a government funding deal. Amidst this fiscal milestone, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived at the United Nations in military attire to request an additional $24 billion in aid. While President Joe Biden urged global unity against Russian aggression, reports emerged of a secret U.S. arms deal with Pakistan used to secure an IMF bailout in exchange for munitions. Attorney General Merrick Garland faced intense scrutiny from Representative Jeff Van Drew and Victoria Spartz regarding a leaked FBI memo targeting traditionalist Catholics. Lawmakers also questioned Garland on the presence of federal assets during the January 6th Capitol riot and the recent indictment of Ray Epps. Meanwhile, the British government is utilizing the Online Safety Bill to pressure platforms like Rumble into demonetizing Russell Brand following sexual assault allegations. In the private sector, Clorox and MGM Resorts are grappling with massive cyber attacks that have disrupted global supply chains and casino operations. Dave Portnoy confronted Washington Post reporter Emily Heil over allegations of advertiser intimidation, while Senator Ted Cruz predicted a 2024 Michelle Obama presidential run. The No Agenda Art Generator faces a surge of AI-generated pollution, prompting a call for human-led creativity. Producers Sir David and Sir Vicks of the Long Position were elevated to the rank of Baronet during a formal knighting ceremony.



















