2:29:54 Now to the treasure part, and yes you're right we have a special promotion running where you can receive in addition to an instant knighthood which people always love to show that off at the meetups. You can get a PhD in media deconstruction. Did I say that correctly now? A PhD in media deconstruction, yep! And this is just as valid as a knighthood or an executive producer credit? It's probably just about half of your degrees out there. Exactly. I could think of a couple universities that have worthless degrees... and some earthling in Houston who lives in Woodlands Texas Came in with a cool two grand, says John and Adam I've truly appreciated what you have built for awhile now. However an overwhelming sense of gratitude for the show has been on my heart and mind for the last few weeks." Even just saying that was enough for me
2:30:44 I really appreciate y'all grandfathering me in on the PhD, but i would like to ensure I earn one as it is also... oh that's right we grandfathered him in. As there was also an honor to be an executive producer on the true 16-year mark! Oh please! Oh please he says dedouche bit! You've been de-dooched And he says, I would also greatly appreciate some jobs karma and nothing else. Oh! And this is some earthling in Houston y'all can use my real name Cody Bass and please have that on the PhD. I think i am now a Viscounts. I think you are right. I still have no idea... I think he's right Yes Do we know Cody Basses? You ran into him? He's in Texas The name is familiar for sure ummm....I'm not sure We know so many people
2:31:37 Sounds like someone I would run into in Texas. Um, I still have no idea what names or lands or anything so no need for now maybe one day i will and please remind me if you ever need it yes we will! I will think of better Viscount name eventually but for now VC Seabass will suffice y'all rock here's to 16 more yeah jobs jobs jobs So Dan the man in Cape Coral, Florida 1602 he's a show the member number No, which is not that hard to do over show club happy 16th anniversary boys earning my PhD My very first shown number donation jingles Mac and cheese hearing Adam giggled during the clip makes me smile every time and little girl yay F
2:32:28 35 karma, please. Sir Dan the Man, a baron of Southwest Florida. You slaves can get used to mac and cheese! Macaroni and cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese... Mac and Cheese. Hey everybody! Yay!!! You've got... Karma. And now ladies and gentlemen... Shit. I'm just not ants on the mic. Yeah, Nussbaum! NUSSBAAAAMMM!!! Nussbaum? NUSSBAAMM!!!! Nussbaam! Nuuuusssbaaaaaaaammmmmm
2:33:15 Sir Nussbaum from Virginia Beach, VA 1080.08 the first Grand Duke PhD Not sure how I will address this but they will make perfect wall decoration PS also melon sweet melons are the sweetest Thank you very much sir nussbaum he's always been there to support us for a long Long long time Yeah, good guy. Very good. Maurice Mill... I'm just thinking of the Mellow Sweets. I can't remember if I had those. Uh, Maurice Miller 1000. Hey guys! I've been listening to this show since I started trucking around 12 years ago. Huh? He's listening in his truck. Good. You guys have helped me keep
2:33:59 Keep my sanity during the chaos so donating 1,000 to grab a PhD executive producer and night title was a no-brainer I take the title sir dr. Mammalian of the low country long table can i have around table classic mutton and meat for the ceremony that's always available Also play the jingles drunk again man. I'm high you might die little girl yay Thanks again for everything You've done Yeah Wow, I am really high. You might die. Nice little... That was nice. I like that. Chad Lawrence
2:34:42 West Valley City, Utah 1000. How dare you dissect the news cycle with such reckless abandon? Your insights into the mainstream media government and political campaigns are nothing short of scandalous! I demand you immediately cease and desist from providing clarity in context it is positively indecent Furthermore your lack of advertisers isn't a front to capitalism itself how can you survive without bombarding us with irrelevant products my sensibilities are bruised gentlemen In conclusion, I shall be writing a sternly worded letter to the Queen about this travesty. Expect the strongly worded telegram from Her Majesty's office forthwith." She's dead. Yours in righteous indignation Chad Lawrence P.S., I should be listening to your next episode with a monocle firmly affixed and a cup of Earl Grey tea at the ready Good day! P.S., please knight me Sir Chad GPT You got it brother Thank you
2:35:37 Sir, who dat? Who dat? Must be from New Orleans. I don't know though It's from the Hall of Fame City. Please accept my tuition payment at 1k for the doctorate This is as brilliant an idea as the show itself Thank you for your courage sir who dat of the hall-of-fame city we're still in our executive producer level and PhDs Halle Porter says I need a de-douche you've been de-douched And I'd like to thank my friend Christine Cortisol who punched me in the mouth two years ago. I'm sad it's taking me this long to donate, but a PhD at age 33? I had to act quickly! I have a job in marketing and I gotta say John you've done it. I was so excited to hear the donation segment to see who all got a PhD way too gamify it bro! Please dub me Dane Faith First
2:36:36 Done. You guys are the best! Jobs, karma for all and oh she wants some ants as well Hold on a second let me grab some ants for you Just a tad of ants yeah we can't do too much Hit it I got ants. I got ants. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! YouthVox, comment. Sarcassivant parts Unknown 1000 just play the shape-shifting Jews and I'll be happy. Sarcassivant Night of the Big Organ
2:37:24 I mean... Considering we have an Alou Akbar for Nussbaum and the shape-shifting Jews, I think we're hitting on all cylinders this show. Man oh man! There you go Scott Peterson is in Seabrook Victoria Australia $1,000 he says no jingles no karma just a dee dooshed You've been Dee Dooshed
2:38:02 Dame Elizabeth Gardner, Kansas. 1000! I tm a John and Adam congratulations on your sweet 16 i'm just so excited to be part of the celebration with a PhD from my favorite addiction no agenda i haven't missed an episode since being hit in the mouth years ago by my husband no joke i'll hang the certificate proudly in my office where where I help companies define and conquer with branding that compels their customers to act. I help companies in all stages of growth from startup to stagnant just mention getmo nation at vbrandus, vbrandus dot com for best price branding cheers another 16 years please
2:38:50 Dame Elizabeth, keeper of the Hobby Farm in Gardner, Kansas. Nice. Canary Cry Radio $1,000 with a switcheroo? This media deconstruction PhD scholarship is hereby awarded... Oh so the scholarship is changing interesting to Sir Basil Knight of The Wormicorn! All right well okay it's a switcheroo so let me just put all that in here gotta do these things on-the-fly you know so we get them right My computer, if I would just be par for the course today from my computer to crash it feels like things happen. It's one of those days This is presented as a birthday gift to our best buddy Basil for his continued education credits in media deconstruction this scholarship was presented by the producers of Canary Cry News Talk with special thanks to Sir Darren Stouffer Anonymous Sir Alex Protocol Carol F Felicia D Dame Grace and Ken W
2:39:48 A big thank you to Adam and John for their good influence, and for pioneering the V4V model. Without it we wouldn't be able to enjoy Canary Cry Talk News' hilarious deconstruction of the media and current events supercharged with a biblical prophetic and supernatural worldview! Also, to anyone who is interested in learning the truth about the globalist petri dish of socio-spiritual engineering called Burning Man check out burningmanresearch.com To get almost a decade's worth of research and boots on the ground podcast reports from trusted and level headed Christian truth-earners Oh, there you go. The only thought you knew about Burning Man... You'll become the most informed person you know! Sorry for the long note- No, you're not But this is a special moment for producers of Canary Cry News Talk Our best buddy Basil is becoming a big boy Shout out to all CCNT producers listening ITM and think outside the cage PS commence operation get Adam on canary cry To tell his testimony You've been in our prayers for a long time Send me an email
2:40:45 I'll do that of course. I don't think you've ever asked me, maybe you have and maybe just missed it Thank you very much good switcheroo All right now we've got Lucas Saunders who wants me to read this note which blows out my spreadsheet 3 4 5 12 but i'll read the beginning because I think he only wants me to do is read that and then You can take it from that I'd very much appreciate for John C. Dvorak to do his wonderful read of my note This treasure comes to you from American True Law Woodworking From pergolas two beds, I've got ya covered visit American true law dot-com as American TRU H LAR for more information There you go take it
2:41:31 This treasure is actually in the amount of Czech koruna because Czechs are still on their own currency and not the euro. The Czech amount is 8008.5 or a Czech boob, a Czech boob, Czech boobs donation Adam, I'm in need of a vigorous de-douche. You've been de-douched! This is my first donation from freeloading after a full year however my parents other male human resource needs to be shamed for still being a douchebag even though he is one... He's the one who hit me in the mouth more than a year ago. Douchebag! Born and raised Indiana boy but writing you from Praha Czech Republica
2:42:12 I believe it's Prague. Yeah, well he says Praha It's all the rage to pronounce countries and cities by their mother tongue pronunciation ie Kiev Turkey a I got you yeah after the French after living in the in the Czech for more than five years I have plenty of boots on the ground reporting to give you but to shorten a long note sorry Adam I will leave the reporting below and You can read on air what you like now He wants some lewdness He wants you to say, nice tits and then his smoking hot wife Trump gonna come. And then you say yes, yes, yes So do you have your lines? You know what to do? Nice tits Gonna come
2:43:00 Nice tits. No, you're supposed to say yes yes yes! Yes yes yes! Okay yeah right thanks Lucas. Check check we're pros here really Allison Jade uh Ol-ol-zofski in Polsbo Washington one of the if anyone's in the area of Polsbo I would recommend driving through It's like a Norwegian little miniature with Norwegian town. Oh, this is Ali Jade. This is Ali did you get a note card? I don't have it But she's in Paul's bow three three three dot three three. I sent a note card to John. I wanted something more
2:43:40 Personally from my I wanted something more personally for more Perez what she says for my first donation This is my this were my 33rd birthday amazing number of people turn 33 with the show. Yes 1027 hoping to gets there by the show day yes, you got it To be all they ever know it to be read. I'd know and we got anything alright It's a no car that's le Jay look forward and read it later good to hear from you alley J Jeff Otten is in Greensboro, North Carolina. 333-33 Rogan donation and congrats on 1600 no jingles but shamefully requested deducing You've been deduced I followed John's columns for years But COVID and Adams first Rogan appearance hit me in the mouth for good stuff V4V! Jeff Otton, Greensboro, NC Chris Fosgate in Kansas City Missouri 333 dot three three
2:44:34 Congrats on 16 years. You're indeed the best podcast in universe, please deduce me no jingles just karma Chris Fusgate Kansas City You've been D douched you've got karma Joachim Englund in Borlauge, Sweden 250 our first associate executive producer says thanks for all the deconstruction gentlemen and we're happy to bring it to you thank you for supporting us. Sir pursuit of peace and tranquility in Midland Georgia 222 row of ducks to two please accept this shorter row of ducks Of 222 dot 2-2 for the month of October to keep myself current. No, gee I you know, I looked at ice was looking at the digital clock and it said five five five
2:45:21 I'm thinking five is it would be a row of swans so for somebody wants to up the ante on this Oh Swan, I am now declaring that 555.5 five is a row of swan one donation good one Yes He goes on with us sincerely no jingles No karma sir pursuit of peace and tranquility in the lands of the red clay and the cherry trees And Dame Sheila isn't Perú, yes. Asturias España she's in Spain 212 dot 1 to Adam and John love you guys so much ignore the haters we need you both please plug my holiday home in northern Spain Casa La Rosa dot com C A S a L O check it out John Casa La Rosa dot com with a Z discount for no agenda producers and free if you ever want to go hey I was going I was just there
2:46:17 Well, you blew it man. Where was this promotion then? Hold on me take a look at the top Where's this freebie at the time Casa La Rosa? You don't want to see it. You'll be irked that I'm gonna be irked Oh my god. How is beautiful ah uh This is right near the water No And there's a car it comes with a car no There's a car I see your car. I betcha comes with a car Wow. It's got Wi-Fi, has a sound system it's pet friendly Phoebe can go it's got riverfront garden underfloor heating oh fire bowl and fireplace
2:47:00 Fireball, yeah. Yeah fireball. Well thank you very much Dame Sheila. CasaRosa.com. We'll see you there Linda Lou Patkins last on the list at Lakewood Colorado $200 jobs karma happy anniversary for a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs that's imagemakersinc with a K dot com or just find Linda Lou Patkin under the show's producer lists I wonder how she's doing with this promotion Well clearly she likes you reading it. That was a kind of sloppy read, but it is what it is. I'm going to give her the Phil Hartman read next time. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma.
2:47:47 And we want to thank all of these executive and associate executive producers profusely along with the new PhDs. We'll do a little ceremony for you in a few minutes, and remember that these titles are just like the PhD, these titles are official show business credits. You can use them anywhere credits are recognized which is in show business You can even put them on IMDB if you don't have an IMDB account. You can open one, put it right there. There are hundreds almost probably close to a thousand people who have no agenda credits on imdb.com internationally recognized as a credit database and thank you all for your support for this episode And for those of you who throughout 16 years have supported us faithfully Thank you for allowing us to do this job! John's going to take us through the 50s then we've got lots of celebrations