1:20:34 Although I might frame that one at home. Thank you very much, Sir Dirty Jersey Whore or Dirty Jersey Whore and as again thank you all very much to all of our artists now to the talent portion of our competition... treasure portion of our competition no executive producers today this is the first time in three years are you sure yeah i'm pretty sure wow uh so we only have associate exec did we not have a rule I recall that if we did not have an executive, the highest associate exec becomes executive? No. I'm pretty sure we had that... No! No, Imma tell you what the rule was and still is If there's no executive producers, WE claim full executive producership ourselves It's when there's NO executives or associates that you bump up the highest regular donation And THAT hasn't happened for five years Okay
1:21:34 Well, then we thank right off the bat Melissa Reeve from Winchester Virginia for her $206 donation. I do not have a note did you see anything come in from Melissa? No, I couldn't find anything so she'll get a double up karma donation right here later. Double up karma for you Melissa! Thank You! This is pathetic by the way. But again, it was coming in low to begin this holiday and I don't mind. This year was particularly bad because everybody's getting stir crazy they want to travel. More travel? I think travel is up 40% pre-pandemic
1:22:14 Yeah, it's out of control. It's crazy! Well we're happy everybody is traveling We're happy you probably listen to this on Monday or Tuesday and we are happy Maybe you can die next week I'm very happy As i said at the beginning of the show I am blessed that I'm able to do this show as my full time job Okay alright well that's you yeah that's me I'm not happy. Isaac Contreras though, I am happy with him coming in from Chula Vista California and he says Happy Birthday Adam! Thank you so much for the help and advice and Wavelike Devotee whatever that means and thank you both for your contributions to humanity
1:22:54 Much love and respect Hari Krishna to our 2d2 karma, please So he is you know we've started a new revolution. He's a Krishna no he's not about me actually now that he He is jumping on the value for value music revolution which will be part of my Nobel Peace Prize Oh yeah? Yeah this something so devotee is where I submitted Thanks karma Zachary Johnson is in Park Rapids Minnesota $200 says thank you for your service. Thank you We do it with great pleasure. Thank You Zachary Amy burnin Swan non Noah swananoa, North Carolina 200 yeah don't eat any bells and stuff thanks for making me laugh in these strange times were in I call that a success
1:23:49 When we can make you laugh in these strange times we're in, I think we're winning. You want to do this one as well? Sure, I'll do Linda Lupatkin. She's in Lakewood Colorado and she wants some jobs karma for everybody because she does resume work and for a resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs That's imagemakersinc with a K dot com or just find Linda Lupatkin under the producers list Happy birthday Adam! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs!
1:24:43 under the $200 level. No, this one I did the calculation this is 200. 200 Candanavian good he needs a deduce. We'll bump him up. You've been de-douche'd Matthew DeTonanto in San Diego California 133 33 and he sent in a whole interesting note about his kids woke teachers And it's, and the bottom line is even though his son is in fact of Native American heritage. His teacher did not believe it because he has blue eyes and white skin
1:25:25 Well, that's part of the course. Yeah there are a lot of blonde Cherokees and a bunch of blonde Native Americans that go back way back and these bigoted teachers don't recognize them and they made a fuss for this poor kid it was like ridiculous. Hmmmm... Yes unbelievable unbelievable Let me see. Now, do you want to do these while I get set up? Well actually i can do these because a lot of just a couple and that's my birthday Baron Latiquin Houston Texas 100 thank you John Robinette Robinet isn't it sir? Sir John Robinet $100 and here's a number
1:26:05 Well, this is interesting. What's this 96 93? This is the new PayPal thing where you check a box and the fees are added to the donation Ah so it's actually your birthday donation but they paid for the fee Yeah Okay So these are birthday donations to me Thank You Gerald Preston 9693 Sir Brent And he also is celebrating his birthday today and we got you on the list sir Kevin McLaughlin 9693, 1587 Archduke he just brings it in there just to celebrate my birthday and I appreciate that. He's a great guy! Brian Castaneda from Pasadena California 96 not quite sure how we did that but this donation completes his knighthood and he wants to be Sir Cozy friend of the fake-and-gay
1:26:52 And he'd like chicken tendies and cobbies. He wants tenders, you know what tendies is? No he says tendies that's... Yeah it says tendies but he just admits he wants tender. No! Tendies is a word I've heard Texas... What is the chicken tendy you tell me It's a chicken tender but that's what some people call it tendies. It is chicken tenders but he says tendies. By the way when did chicken tenders become a thing? Ever since meat glue Because that's how you make them. You make it, chicken glued together into a tendy. No joke! Yes it is! No, It's the little piece off side of the breast that you can tear off and it's a very small piece of chicken That is super tender and has called this tender because that what it is... no, its not glue to anything Please go to McDonalds dot com and look up chickens Well McDonalds! yes thats what people under What your talking about when chickens were still healthy to eat
1:27:50 Before there was squirted full of liquid then I continue it to reading. I am we will argue this on another show Oh, okay No jingles no karma, but he does want to call out Ron as a world historical douchebag Douchebag Douglas Murray thank you very much Douglas that's 93 64 these are the official birthday Congratulations sir hold my beer Hold my beer, he says. Thank you sir Brian Tobiasen the Baron of Chiefs Kingdom Sir Stoner Boner thank you very much Stoner Boner philosopher Philosopher Des Moines Iowa 8065
1:28:31 Amazing work. This is bugs for bugs! Oh, let's hear the bugs jingle again. Well I'll deduce you as requested You've been de-douche'd She says I'm a one year listener should call us about even okay There is Kevin McLaughlin with 8008 and he is promoting the crane melons at this point John if you You want to continue? I'll pick it up at 59. Yeah, I got a couple here. Kevin McLaughlin obviously Crane Mellon 8008 Eric Adler comes in with 8008 and boobs for your birthday so that's kind of a birthday call out Walter Hilbeck 6126 i believe 6126 is all your birthdays
1:29:12 Because this is the 55, 59 plus the fees comes to 6126. Ah okay I got you so you can read these off here we go Gary Quinn jr., wait yes I'm Walter Hilbeck is at the top Sir Robert Charles and Dame Christina Pearl is our next... I got it, thank you very much. Yes, Dame Christina Pearl! We know her. Derek Tipton, thank you. Brandon Hill with a happy birthday. Jeroen Snelders please dedouche in A Quick Divorce Karma. You've been de-douched. No, no we'll do karma at the end. Barry Boniface
1:29:52 Thank you very much, sir. Dirty Jersey whore! Happy birthday Mr Curry y'all be good thank you very much y'all be good too Austin Wilson with 6126 happy birthday to Dame Laura of the Puget Sound as well from Sir August Austin of the Puget Sound and there is... I'll pick the rest of these up wait until we get down it's just one no 5959 oh 5959 that's cute yeah well this is the one I want to pick up which is Kevin McLaughlin back with 6006 he He's given three donations today. Yes, I think if you add them up and what they come to but it's a lot and he's promoting crane melons that's crane melons
1:30:35 Yes. Then we go back to the 59s, Gary Quinn Jr from Apex North Carolina he's a parcel pusher is in parcel pusher apex okay happy birthday thank you $59.59 then we get the 59s for my birthday Steve Welch from Manchester New Hampshire Thank You Steve Sir Matty $59 put your headgear on because the boot be hanging Hey, Sir Matty. That's old! That is a very old New Jersey thing from the biggest kids I wonder... Else Spek she must be in the Netherlands Happy birthday Adam no biscuit but a stroopwafel on your birthday Thank you very much She is from the lowlands indeed Van harte gefeliciteerd, nog vele jaren love his lip Sir Bebo Night of the Frozen Tundra 59 Anonymous from Toronto 59 Frank Thomas Hockey
1:31:24 Frankie T. Write JCD, I have no idea what that's all about Adam put yourself on the birthday roster will do Baronet Rotorhead wishes me happy birthday Kelly Hubbard critical wave and Sir Andrew Gardner thank you he loves the booster gram ball thank you for that George Clifton Tyler Darrington Paul Albers and then we get to the 55 tens of double nickels on the dime and you can take those while i set up the rest yeah we got Andrew Perez in San Marcos Texas Brian Furley at 5510. Andrew, by the way Perez says happy birthday Adam so these people call outs that are just don't want to spend the extra four bucks. Daniel Martia in Bussem? Bussem Holland?
1:32:12 Boosom. Kevin Kalin in Nashville, Tennessee 5333 and then we get right down to the... he also mentions I'll put this in there saw Gran Turismo with wife Tonight enjoyed, good work Dana. Jordan Poino in Salem Oregon these are $50 donors name and location and there's not a lot of them Kurt Patrick in Nanaimo BC James Scharametta in Napa New York, Charles Pedersen in Albuquerque. Jacob Martinez in El Monte California and last on our short list is Steven Crummy in El Cajon California I'm going to extend the birthday call outs to the next show because I thought we're short here by about 20 of them minimum. That's okay that's okay there are already some have come in today
1:33:17 Well, they need to be called out. They will be called out and I wanted to add one note that I got because He's a friend of mine sergeant Fred he is a knight Sir Frederick the terrible night of the airborne paratroopers as you know? He fought in Vietnam He is actually in he's in the movie in the documentary of the Vietnam War tribute to those who fought in Vietnam. He says, I don't think it made it in time. That's why I'm reading the note, It has been already three years since I became a knight of the Noah-Jenner Roundtable! I look forward to putting a bit of smile on Adam's face as he receives this donation in honor of his birthday and a big one Sir Fred. Sorry that I am sending this donation to the address that I see at Dvorak.org slash name but I have no faith nor privacy in using the electronic system of email or other means thus USPS is my last resort
1:34:11 I've not met the keeper yet. I know she'll make Adam happy on that day as well, especially when listening to the show on Sunday September 3rd my regards to her Thank you so much airborne all the way and thank you all for the birthday greetings Thank you for your associate executive producerships And of course anyone under $50 those are typically four reasons of anonymity or unsustaining donations We appreciate it and if you'd like to be a producer with no agenda show go here vorac org Thank you again for producing episode 1587! Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. And here's a goat karma for those who need it. You've got karma.