Topic: Wax

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts.

The final graduation ceremony for the "Society of Learned Persons" is held for the episode's PhD recipients. The hosts provide instructions for obtaining No Agenda rings and sealing wax. They reiterate the show's mission to "hit people in the mouth" with media deconstruction.

Drew Williams of Carmel, Indiana, was officially knighted as "Sir Andrew of Carmelot" after reaching the $1,000 cumulative donation threshold. New knights receive a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax to use on their official correspondence. The ceremony serves as a formal recognition of the highest level of individual support within the show's "value for value" ecosystem.

Dale Muzziko is knighted as "Sir Dale Muzziko, Knight of the Red Tail Ranch" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, offering a list of humorous "rewards" like "Hookers and Blow" and "Rent Boys Chardonnay." They also discuss the logistics of sending out No Agenda signet rings and the inclusion of George Washington sealing wax stamps in the packages.

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for several listeners, including Dame Savvy TP and Sir Rockboy. New Knights and Dames are instructed on how to receive their signet rings and sealing wax through the show's official fulfillment process.

Shauna Norberg is officially bestowed with the title of "Dame" following a significant contribution. The hosts describe the perks of the "Roundtable," including the delivery of a signet ring and golden sealing wax for official correspondence. A story is shared about a flight attendant who used the wax to seal a birthday card, illustrating the real-world application of the show's honors.

The show's birthday list is read, followed by official title changes and a knighting ceremony for Lydia Gaston and Josh Adams. The hosts describe the symbolic items at the round table and the "accoutrements" provided to new knights and dames, including official rings and sealing wax.

The hosts celebrate birthdays for several producers and perform a formal knighting ceremony. They provide instructions for new Knights and Dames to claim their official rings and certificates of authenticity from the No Agenda Nation website.

Administrative "make goods" are addressed for producers whose donations or notes were previously misattributed. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for several new members of the No Agenda Round Table, including "Dame Noodle Nuker" and "Sir Leadbelly." The hosts describe the fictional perks of the Round Table, such as mutton and mead.

The official knighting ceremony for episode 1387 inducted Sir Amzie, Dame Queen of One-Liners, and Dame Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers. New knights and dames are entitled to certificates of authenticity and multi-colored sealing wax for their correspondence. The ceremony emphasizes the "production value" provided by these high-tier supporters of the independent media model.

The hosts perform the formal knighting ceremony for several new Knights and Dames, including Dame Deborah the Founder and Sir Chris Fox. A brief discussion ensues regarding the color of sealing wax used for the official envelopes, with mentions of blue and gold wax being sent to producers.

The hosts conduct an official knighting ceremony for Dame Kim and Sir C Sharp, welcoming them to the No Agenda Roundtable. New knights and dames are directed to NoAgendaNation.com to receive their official rings, wax seals, and certificates of authenticity as symbols of their high-level support for the program.

The formal knighting ceremony concludes with instructions for the new Knights and Dames to visit the No Agenda Nation website to secure their official rings and certificates. The hosts encourage the new nobility to share their status on No Agenda Social.

The official knighting ceremony for "Baron Crack," "Dame Valerie," and "Sir Worms" is conducted, with the hosts announcing their new titles. Producers who donate over $1,000 are eligible for official No Agenda rings and certificates. The segment includes a humorous list of potential "pairing" options for the new nobles, ranging from "Hookers and Blow" to "Boba and Stinky Tofu."

The final donation segment acknowledges contributors at the $50 and $100 levels. The hosts perform a "knighting ceremony" for new members of the No Agenda Roundtable, offering them symbolic items like "mutton and meat" and "Acapulco gold."

The formal knighting ceremony concludes with the bestowal of titles upon Sir Benayden von Eyemouden, Sir Fauci's throat, and Sir Trickles of Greenwich. New knights are directed to the No Agenda Nation website to provide measurements for their official rings. The segment features the traditional "mutton and mead" proclamation and a review of the show's decentralized social media presence.

The formal knighting ceremony for episode 1313 is conducted, ordaining several new knights and dames. The "Round Table" menu is recited, featuring eclectic items like stinky cheese, colostrum, sapphire martinis, and Macintosh apples.

A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Kevin Sawant, Michael Conte, and Keith Sarlous, who are welcomed to the "illustrious club" of No Agenda Knights. Title upgrades are also announced for Viscount Dirty Dick Bangs and Baron Crack. The hosts describe the symbolic perks of the Round Table and promise to send out official certificates and night rings to the new inductees.

During the knighting ceremony, Will Robertson was dubbed "Sir Robertson of Two Sticks" and Christine Frost became "Dame Christine." New knights receive official certificates and signet rings with sealing wax. The ceremony included a special request for "Arnold Palmers and a flamethrower" as part of the traditional roundtable feast.

A formal knighthood ceremony was held for Misty of New England, Bart Bertens, Andre Adams, and Daniel Mariano, who each contributed $1,000 or more to the show. They were granted seats at the No Agenda Roundtable and will receive official certificates and sealing wax for their rings. The ceremony marks their inclusion in the "Grand Experiment" of the value-for-value media model.