2:38:11 What happened? Something happened. Something happened where people were like, yeah I can write whatever I want! For like a good month everyone donated $1,000 to become PhD and they said thanks a lot this is a great idea here's the thousand... I liked these two jingles and that was it now we have lectures. Almost everybody today decided to write at the same basic price, not price but at the same donation level they've all decided to chat it up except for Jake and Jake kicks us off he's in Coeur d'Alene Idaho and wow! He is a... well first of all as executive producer I don't know if he was already a knight
2:39:00 He didn't put anything about it in his note. I'm going to presume that he wants a PhD and he has the show number donation with 1607, and he says, I would like a little goat karma to accompany my donation! Thank you Jake Scott! And we thank you Jake Scott beautiful! You've got Karma. And then we go to Heidi Walker in New Ipswich New Hampshire. She makes it a switcheroo. Uh, not sure who... maybe Sir Loin of Beef I think? Congratulations on your 16th anniversary she says belatedly! This 1000 donation is for my wonderful husband of 45 years Mike Walker. Oh okay it's for Mike Walker. Yes. Longtime lover of boobs. Good good for him
2:39:56 He was hit in the mouth by our nephew Wayne Cataldo, aka Wayne Kemblowski. In 2020... Mike has remained a douchebag until now Our kids and I got together and would like to have Mike de-douched You've been de-douched And knighted at the round table as Sir Loin of Beef Protector of the compound. Also please de-douche our nephew Wayne Catteldo. You've been de-douched! She came in at $1,000 and 333... 1,033 dot thirty three so this is the 3333 for him He's been a douche bag for many years that thank you Heidi Walker and family New Ipswich New Hampshire Jingles Reverend Al Weemuch
2:40:54 and Yobama, you might die. And at the round table by the way if you haven't ordered it already Prime Rib of Beef obviously and a St. Augustine Ice Cold Old Fashioned and a Fiddlehead IPA Chaser. It was one those beer things. One of those crazy... Yes I ordered all... Beer and ice cream The bartender at the round table rolled her eyes Oh, okay. I'll make one of those sure no problem. I've done that and don't like them. But resist we must! We must and we will much about that be committed You might die Alright...We move on to Paul Green 1000 Rogan who? I was hit in the mouth by Gonzo Shimura from the Canary Cry News Talk podcast oh i'm going on that show Monday you are yes
2:41:51 Yes, they asked me and we're and they're sending a lot of people to us. So yes, of course CCNT donation I never heard of this show what is it where they talk about? Yeah the deconstruct news Okay media analysis. Yeah They good and they have a lot of jingles. There's still a lot of crazy jingles so They are hence guns Oh may I say they are students of the masters CCNT donation to show my appreciation to Gons for his many years of media analysis and deconstruction. I want Gons to receive his well-earned PhD in Media Deconstruction, it's a PhD switcheroo! Wow that's very kind. That's the PhD gift There is a gift As an overeducated and under socialized truck driver i spend many hours listening to podcasts no agenda has the best sound quality by far Adam your ears are a blessing from God It's true
2:42:47 This is my first donation, so can I get a dedouche? You've been de-douched. Yes of course you can. Please knight me Sir Rightfoot Joy Wrangler of Wiggle Wagons. Yay! I would like grasshopper pie added to the round table. I'm gonna make you eat it okay It's not like you can just do some fun stuff and say I want grasshopper pie...you have to eat it and all of it because I'm strict with these things. You can order the crazy stuff but I'm going to make you eat it and drink it Grasshopperpie, you got that. I would love it if you could jiggle some jingles for me. I'd like orange Can you see that juice? Oh, yeah, I have to see the juice don't I? Where's the seed that juice yes, I've seen a juice oh man so much over here See that juice and some Bitcoin karma for all will be great Thanks gents Paul Green soon-to-be sir right foot joy What but he has little girl yay in there too. Yeah, I have little gorillas
2:43:50 Oh my gosh, can you see that juice? You've got Bitcoin karma Okay here we go with sir EA of the tax domain $1,000 just came in late as a type 3c diabetic pancreatitis and chronic pancreatitis which does not sound good. I take several medications, thanks in part to the NA and sourcing my ivermectin from overseas. I now source my insulin and Jardians outside the US as of October 2023 due to shortages. Now the rest of my prescriptions! And he goes on with this breakdown of how much like Jardians for example cost me $722 for 30 day supply if I pay cash 340 with a manufacturer's discount and 17 dollars from India
2:44:46 Same box, same plant. Best price! Best price... Anyway note if you travel outside the US it's legal to bring back drugs most drugs I've brought my insulin back from Canada and he goes on for the first time in seven years i'll not hit my $7500 individual deductible prior to sourcing out of the us i would hit a deductible by May each year yes they can be a bit sketchy at times but take your time and educate yourself and get good results So it's actually longer than that, but that'll be the gist of it. Then we have a thousand from Log Driver in Edmonton, Alberta Canada
2:45:27 Boy does he have a long note I shall truncate here and there in the morning gentlemen like a sea lamprey Invading the Great Lakes sucking the blood from poor innocent rainbow trout and coho salmon. I have listened without contribution for far too long It was time to wash the blood from my mouth And rid myself of the awful iron taste once-and-for-all with that here's 10 fresh Benjamins for you guys yesterday It might have taken an extra 220 toonies, 3 loonies and a few extra cents. Thanks Trudeau! Nevertheless it's money well spent About two decades ago Ricky from Trailer Park Boys taught me that even when the world looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here life really just boils down to survival of the fitness boys And yes supply in command keeps the economy rolling but it doesn't take rocket appliances To get your grade 10
2:46:16 By that I mean thank you for the opportunity to get two birds stoned at once with my donation picking up a PhD from the school of no agenda. It's not a school, from no agenda while simultaneously becoming a knight in the process is super radical and totally far out man! The very moment I clicked on donate I knew deep down inside that i had passed with flying carpets You should do a podcast seriously If you can talk this way, you should do a podcast. Mr. Dvorak, Mr. Curry merci beaucoup for all you do and it will hopefully continue to do for years... And hopefully will continue to do for years to come respectfully your friendly listener north of the 49th parallel log driver PS would you kindly knight me as
2:47:02 Sir Waltz of the Log Driver at the round table. I will take a cold crisp pilsner from Hyone, A pizza from Miss B's and a couple of country tunes to play if there is a jukebox. Cheers! Yes...I have all that written down. Okay so now we have kind of double donation $1000 from Sir Matt Decker and $1000 from Brittany Decker And they came in kind of like this. Okay, and so one note Wow with these donations my smoking hot wife Brittany and I will have graduated the PhD in media deconstruction from the best podcast in the university according to The Mueller Report is there a better birthday gift than that? Brittany's birthday is today Please give her a biscuit for our birthday Oh, I missed the biscuits. Can I have some biscuits over here please? Biscuits hello biscuits
2:47:58 No, no. That's yesterdays biscuits. This... yeah that the one! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday Thank you. Good job With this Birthday PhD donation please dame her Dame Brittany and have a birthday pie and mac n cheese at the round table Additionally I will become a baronette I would like to be known as Baronette Matt Decker Shout out to the Wednesday Webster County wet your whistle meetups. They're like a par-tay Lastly shameless plug for the Fort Dodge Fireman's Ball at the historical Aramar ballroom November 18th The pork tornadoes are gonna play and rock all night long
2:48:36 Pork Tornadoes. PorkTornadoes.com Okay? Can I get a Smokin' Hot Wife jingle and a Mac & Cheese for Britney and a Trump Bing-Bing Bong-Bong Bing Boom Boom Jingle for me Love you, mean it Sir Matt By Ayn Rand. Thank you both, that's very kind of you both to do that. Anonymous Los Angeles California thousand in the morning gentlemen PhD me and well earned okay first time donor follower since Adams first Rogan appearance been a douche since after 10 plus years in media thinking at Phd in philosophy emphasizing media deconstruction is the perfect thing to hold above my psycho media colleague heads
2:49:31 I'm kidding, they're not psychos. They're California media personnel and very fine people on both sides. Ha! It must be nice to live in La-La Land 24 7 at least until the draft letter comes for their kids Yes they are worried No they still can't figure out why things are falling apart According to them Biden was supposed to fix everything Go figure Thanks for being the sanity chiefs in charge and for keeping my boots on the ground while my colleagues and friends were carried away Next year is going to be off-the-rails Thankfully, the no agenda train has off road tracks. See y'all out there aren't the knighthoods and pH Oh are the knighthoods and PhD's different? Yes They are but you get both if not sir Geist available. Yes It's available if already used or hidden hurts
2:50:12 Hopefully works as well. If none of these work, I'll figure it out on the next donation deduce You've been de-douche Relationship jobs and life and goat karma please wing in a prayer all the car All the primary karma you can give it is needed thanks for account and accounting below anonymous in Los Angeles Yes Well we will sum those up by giving me the jobs in the goat in one go jobs Jobs jobs and jobs let's vote That was a fun donation. No, I like that's it was kind of fun like that So he's obviously a journalist or somebody works in media It could be a broadcast or print and he's embarrassed because he knows that his name would get out there and he'd be excoriated by his left-wing colleagues it reminds me too many stories today but no you're giving the speech about
2:51:09 to a bunch of journalists in some... One of these companies is like, it's a conglomerate of newspapers. It's like the small Hearst Corporation and I'm talking to these guys and I'm talking about their bias in the media and for example how many of you are Democrats and probably vote Democrat all hands went up? How many Republicans? No hands go up! And I say well, there's my point so I give this talk and then after the talk somebody comes up to me Oh and says yeah. I didn't want to raise my hand. I was afraid Yeah, it's exactly what he said He said I would have raised my hand but you see why I did that So that's what we have here We have the situation This is terrible. That's not good It should be balanced we should have a half as many of it should be the political spectrum should be diversified There should be equity
2:52:03 Dame Knight's next on the list. Equity, you said equity? Equity! So Dame Knight is on the list and she sent actually a check and a note and the note is all her accounting it was pretty elaborate On the check itself? She says with this donation I become Baroness Knight territory site summit Alaska And then she says at the bottom, dog in a stroller and little girl yay. She wants for her jingles love and light barrenness night Love ya mean it So dog in the stroller is not a jingle
2:52:44 That's a two and half minute song. But for you, future Baroness Knight I cut out the important part. There you go. I did it for you and there he is end of show mixer extraordinaire and donating today He has under show mix force as well Rolando Gonzalez from Houston, Texas 333 is our final executive producer in the morning gents this donation is in recognition of my darling wife Dame Sarah for her birthday on Tuesday she's on the list I've met I've met both them and their kids beautiful family
2:53:32 She's the finest wife and mother that a family could hope for, and I am continuously blessed to have her in my life. Plus she's hot! Thank you, Rolando. Resume that gets results go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs, that's imagemakersinc with a K dot com or you know the thing find Linda Lou Patkin on the producer list click on it jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs karma