Dale Muzziko is knighted as "Sir Dale Muzziko, Knight of the Red Tail Ranch" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, offering a list of humorous "rewards" like "Hookers and Blow" and "Rent Boys Chardonnay." They also discuss the logistics of sending out No Agenda signet rings and the inclusion of George Washington sealing wax stamps in the packages.

