12 chapters across the catalog
Sir Vincent is elevated to the rank of Earl of the Rocket City. The hosts also promote the No Agenda Shop's sticker club, encouraging listeners to place stickers on laptops and other public spaces to spread awareness of the show. They clarify the specific titles and regions associated with the new knighthoods.
Several producers received official title changes, including "Survivor of Aneurysm" for a producer who recently overcame a life-altering medical event. Another producer was dubbed "Baron of South Austin" after reaching a significant donation threshold. The hosts also discussed the process for replacing lost "Knight rings" through the show's staff.
Birthdays, Title Changes, and Meetup Overview
The hosts announce birthdays for members of the "Gitmo Nation" and confirm title changes for newly elevated Barons and Viscounts. An overview of upcoming "No Agenda" meetups is provided, including events in New York City, Georgia, Ohio, and Texas. Listeners are encouraged to organize their own local meetups to build community connections.
A summary of the "Roundtable" menu for the newly knighted producers, featuring items like mutton, mead, and various spirits. Several producers receive title changes, such as Sir Wayne Larkham becoming Baron Waino. The hosts direct producers to the No Agenda Nation website to provide ring sizes for their commemorative rings.
The show recognizes several birthdays within the community, including Parker Mitchell and Sir Felix. Additionally, several producers receive title upgrades, such as Sir Yuri Meows-a-lot becoming Baron Uri The Red, as part of the ongoing anniversary celebrations.
Festivus Knighthood, Birthday and Title Upgrades
A special Festivus-themed knighting ceremony recognizes new knights and dames of the "No Agenda" roundtable. The segment includes birthday shout-outs for community members and official title upgrades for long-time producers.
Sir Robert Goschko is officially named the Duke of Western Canada, and Dame Meredith is recognized for her new title. The segment also promotes upcoming No Agenda meetups, including a post-lockdown event at Knuckleheads Saloon in Kansas City. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find local gatherings as social distancing guidelines begin to ease.
Birthday List, Title Changes, and Knighting Ceremony
The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for producers including Sir Omega Project and Sir John of the Dunkirk Mudflats. A birthday list is read for members of the "Gitmo Nation," and an "F Cancer" report is dedicated to a producer's cousin. Information regarding No Agenda rings and the upcoming "No Agenda Cloud" is also provided.
The show concludes its administrative segment with a list of listener birthdays and official title changes for new Baronets. A brief transition revisits Donald Trump's claims of being wiretapped, which were later partially validated by reports of confidential informants.
Baronet Horatio of Arabia and Saudi Arabia Heat Reports
A producer living in Saudi Arabia, now titled Baronet Horatio of Arabia, contributes to the show and reports on extreme temperatures reaching 48 degrees Celsius. The hosts discuss the process of upgrading titles within the No Agenda peerage system based on cumulative donations.
The official knighthood and damehood ceremony for episode 888 is conducted. New knights and dames are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" with the traditional list of humorous amenities like "hookers and blow" and "meth sluts and moonshine." Several title changes and protectorate requests are also processed.
Dame Molly of the Deep South and Transgender Producers
Producer Molly Peppercan Kincade requests a title change to "Dame Molly of the Deep South" and identifies as a transgender producer. The hosts discuss the use of emojis in donation notes, specifically the "tongue sticking out" face, which some interpret as a "raspberries" gesture. They acknowledge their transgender audience members and grant the requested title upgrade.
